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How a Fishtank star is made, picrel
Cryo's big fat titties
anybody save the first claire stream from yesterday? she took it down earlier
me reading the last thread
Picrel is the "most successful" of S1 of Fishtank
/ftl/ anons deserve hapa brides
Women only want one thing and that's big tard cock
/ftl/ anons deserve hapa daughters
Men only want one thing and that's to see Binx happy, rich and successful
And rich jew baby mommas
Uh oh SammySissies, Hadrian Belove is going to be PISSED!
Binx will never be happy
CryoKeen, spamming the opening of the thread a bit much, aren't you?
Based
Binx will only be happy with TJ. Sadly for her, Letty stole his heart
when is episode 8 going on the site wigger chuds
yeah i got you. give me 5 minutes to upload to gofile.
/KlausxHAPAs/ Thread
awesome ty
cl4ss1c r04d7r1p
The lovely Malia
idubbbz won
Nice fupa
remember back when tattoos used to make people look unique and edgy
I always thought they were lame on women
that's why Japan is based
They hate tattoos with a passion
that's why Japan is based
opinion disregarded
Ben Taylor is in his 50s, childless, has dead parents, and he comes by spamming Anon Babble for Sam Hyde.
CryoKeen is a fat graying loser, probably 300+ lbs, probably hasn't seen his dick in 5+ years, and also copes by spamming Anon Babble for Sam Hyde.
They also pay Cameron Williams to spam Anon Babble.
sam is 2 weeks late paying me and i'm about to go mask off
that's the only thing I like about it 2bh
claire also deleted the last stream from yesterday when she didn't realize she was still live and talking to some random fan on steam. she said some pretty interesting stuff that i haven't seen mentioned much here.
gofile.io
Did anyone save Sams stand up? He already DMCA'd it.
how can we fix Claire
i knew a girl named claire
she was good with numbers if you know what i mean hahahaha
wink wink nudge nudge
it was about blacks
Maybe
preservetube.com
You gotta download his shit fast before the shills find it
We need to start a gambling ring on how long it's been since CryoKeen last saw his penis, without he use of aid like a mirror.
I'm betting 5 years.
we don't talk about that. that was too much
Sam has been breaking down a lot I think having children has turned him soft
I wonder if his dad is still ghosting him
Thanks anon. I knew I should have grabbed that while it was still up.
when she didn't realize she was still live
I think she knew what she was doing
What did the retard say?
Must be brutal to try to introduce your kids to their grandfather and he's like yea nah you're a sociopath son scram
Does he have any white kids or just hapas?
Did Claire rope?
a lot of personal shit and family shit. it was crazy how quickly a simp doing his owo i luv u bby act was able to get her to talk but I guess she was blackout drunk
good thing the devil didn't show up then or it would have been curtains for claire's soul
I'm glad she's autistic/aloof/awkward so she doesn't get sucked into the shit like Letty does.
Sheesh imagine telling your mom you're paid to spam Anon Babble so girls sleep with your friend.
Isn't Sam banned from Nick's household too? Or was that Charles household? Someone's wife said he isn't allowed near the kids.
That's karma though
Also get ready for sam to go MIA for a long period someday his hatred of doctors is gonna sneak up on him and he'll be facing serious health problems that could have been addressed earlier before they got really bad
according to shadi this morning, claire caught a ban lol
Idk only the hapa child is confirmed I think
He has a white gf and an Asian gf doh
too grim
idk just like having any healthy outlet that isn't drugs/alcohol/simp attention
seems like she's just perpetually strung out now based on how she was talking about the drugs
Idk maybe he was at one point but I think Sam knows better than to try anything with his best friends daughter
its gay and dumb but i really do care about the little autismo
she'll get over it
unless letty plans on streaming full time now
If so then prepare for more drunk and high Klaudia Krash Outs
You are just jealous nobody has told you your cock feels euphoric
you people really aren't good at reading between the lines in the stuff she said.
its grim and it's not letty
I didn't watch the streams actually so you'll have to fill me in
Claire is a cunt.
-Signed, Kelly and Mia
his hatred of doctors
That's only because he resents his pops. He also needs to pay Fred back and apologize for being a bad son.
Can you spell it out for me I'm retarded
I got it !
gofile.io
too slow I win
ok this is epic. its a gay show haha.
Is Medicare Advantage really a scam my mom is about to go on it
Let's Pray that Fred Hyde uses his high connections to find lawyers to end Sam's career permanently, and bankrupt everyone on the production team.
why
Is your mom cute? If she's a real qt, she could probably get a decent discount
But he didn’t have his dick out
depends which plan she uses they usually come in like 3 tiers
One doesn't have a monthly premium but you still get a bill for regular Medicare I think
Really? How does that work
I dont know she needs drugs
I think she's adorkable, funny, and I sympathize with her plight.
Pretty privilege
it's worth it then for the prescriptions most of them are free but you'll have to check their catalog some are still expensive asf in which case you're better off using a goodRX card
Lame spam angle, CryoKeen
Sam's standup from a year ago
I only know this stuff because I work from home for an insurance company
Has it improved at all
not spam, the talk about fred hyde just reminded me of this video youtube.com
nice try lux
I hear Sam uses Silent Hill 2 music as his intro music, does he still do that
inside you there are two wolves
one is cryokeen
the other is Ben Taylor
fred hyde joins at 1:50
the og silent hills have some bangers
KEK. Someone should send Fred Hyde my comics. Anyone have his email?
only old work emails
I would ask Channing
why did josie's mom let her daughter go on a show ran by a pedo jew?
she says as much at a certain point
She's a retarded whore and beaner.
they live in the ghetto
if they could they would have pimped her out even earlier
instead they made her sort trash at the dump and share a room with her uncle
sometimes i think about burt and it makes me chuckle :)
S3 fans love him
any interest in the rockystreams fishtank exposed video ?
You think her uncle paid a little extra rent?
based S3 fans
idk keep it handy I guess
it sounded like she was saying she was gooned by wiggers but we already knew that
not really
i don't think about burt at all cause i'm not a fag
im not gay i jsut think hes funny haha
Link?
No shit. A lot of production members deserve criminal charges and jail time. Fishtank has lots of the features of human trafficking.
rocky is disappointing
I was hoping they'd put him on for a day or two of humiliation rituals
Instead they gave his spot to some felon nogger and an onlyfans girl
WARNING : really boring
tfw 8" but strictly a bottom
Charleston helped kill a man over shoes then bragged about raping white women. No wonder Jews like Alex Stein and Sam Hyde love him!
prove it
you're gonna want this video !
Y
Realest. Shit. Ever.
post funny burt clips bros
many such cases
BPD is Josie and Betty being massive whores who cut for attention.
Autistic is Tayleigh being a stupid lying bitch.
Depressed is boring Meg who wants to go back to playing Roblox.
lol
accurate, luxembourg is indeed a stupid bitch
Meg could save you
Hiring Jimmy’s dad to represent my lawsuit against Tayleigh Pendleton (for crimes of slander and intentional infliction of emotional distress)
"Sullivan" MMA Scott
I blame Jimmy for this
He unleashed an unspeakable evil upon us
why did Shadi claim ownership to Claire's "anyways"?
!!!! WARNING KINO ALERT WARNING KINO ALERT WARNING KINO ALERT !!! youtube.com
Anywhoozers
I have a better career and have achieved more than anyone on Sam's crew.
do you shop at ross?
The Scott "The Scott Sullivan MMA" Sullivan MMA
Scott
shadi was saying it all the time before claire, it doesn't belong to shadi anymore though
Then why you live alone in a septic tank?
O shopped at Boston Ross until Marky Thompson ate food when I said don't, and I got shit on my dick. Stupid 15 year old bitch!
he doesn't huff jenkem
Ngmi
I want to kiss this anywhoozer's fivehead
she is very pretty
have you guys picked out your favorite outfits for critters yet
Clean it up
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
It belongs to me okaiii
burt is the funniest member of mde
Steinful politicked Rockystreams out?
Why ? Did Sam and Jet side with the amateur artist because theyre "graphics guys" ?
trvke
they're going to run burt into the ground even further than they did fatty. Just wait.
Hampton Brandon Update
Jon calling out /ftl/
Rude
real ones endorsed Simbal
This guy is the biggest KWAB on Anon Babble right now.
I was almost a father once
real ones endorsed Payton
why are you booing him hes right
Need that tight Paytussy
I chugged a GHOST when i was driving to the airport to pick up my new snake and now my body is tired but I'm wide awake
feels bad knowing Brandon sold ass, that shit has happened to friends IRL
you need some parking lot cocaine
he's a gay junkie
it's what they do
You have a snake?
I have a pet snake named claire
he's just method acting for his big break out role in the remake
she's been very snake like lately
Is this any good
I have two western hognoses, a spotted python, a tokay gecko, and 2 chinese cave geckos.
thank you Lithuania for your exports
youtube.com
Guru kino
i am a drunk slut loser who begs for money
heem thought i was guru for a while
we need to talk about season 3
Slav women are so beautiful
Too bad most of them are poor and trafficked
Season 3 was the death of Fishtank. Now its the gay nigger show.
Thats sounds pretty cool
It died after s1
haha yeah theyre very funny over there
Legs in the air, it's a stick 'em up
If you play it right, you can dick me up
Do a line on your dick, it's a pick me up
if cryokeen teamed up with scott sullivan they would form cryoheem
yeah, but it's also based on a play by Shakespeare so they talk retarded and its set in the early 90. I say start with Drugstore Cowboy then if you want something a bit more artsy then try My Own Private Idaho.
Fishtank could no longer exist after this moment. It began to collapse under the weight of this monumental contradiction. Simmons the pedo banished, Sam the pedo, celebrated. A transgressive, right-wing, edgy reality show starting its life with a libtard-tier cancelation simulation followed by virtue-signaling from the contestants.
woah
Sounds weird
the loyalty of contestants bound through abuse, grooming and manipulation
the money comes from... somewhere? Laundering?
the defense of this is, VPN hoppers on Anon Babble? The most dysgenic bottom feeders defending the most egregious actions.
Burt is so fucking disgusting I genuinely hope he becomes paralyzed
Sam is so desperate to turn the cancel culture around on someone else
It only worked once during s1 with Simmons though he tried again with during s3 and it failed so hard he had to rent an RV and run to Vegas due to lawsuits
Has josie ever shown her bare feet? If so post it, i gotta check something real quick
A show
for Faggots
yeah man check it out
*pisses on you*
kek
Only once during s1
I love this movie
is there self harming/gay sechs?
She will let you touch her pussy just be white and act like a nigger so you're attainable to ghetto trash like her. Pills help.
she's a sizequeensie
more self harming and general harming in Total Eclipse
did someone say pills?
any crust busting?
I'm so bored
I need more clairetent
I've seen the idea of an /ftl/ VN pop up once in a while, but despite the idea of essentially writing fanfiction off of real people sounding retarded the concept of an 'Internet Reality Show Visual Novel' sounds like a fun writing exercise. Other boards have done it before, Anon Babble with Katawa Shoujo, Anon Babble and Anon Babble with Snoot Game and they turned out to be decent enough reads for what they're worth, but I honestly doubt /ftl/ has half the brainpower needed to put out something worth reading
Josie selling merchandise with her drawings of OC 30s was crazy yo
No she's just a whore.
She can't even draw lmao.
Drop a bag of coke off in her driveway
the movie has homoerotic undertones
someone tell claire how to reset her router
You could make it a season with all prior contestants, and all of them are romanceable
a lot
Lets make straight up a game about S2 but based on the Cult storyline
Grim
she made generational content yesterday and needs a break
Probably hung over
i just opened the website for the first time in months, wow
bill and ted remake with tj and _____
ted
Rusty
oliver
you fugged up
*gets pimped*
*is forgotten*
haven't opened it since season 3 ended
i know there was some contest where fans streamed and people won... something? maybe a shot at being in season 4, not sure
and a girl got totally naked
Klaus
ella
great movie doe
stream star
maybe tacx and chip instead
Im naked rn
Has anyone else seen the Fishtank ripoff being shilled on Anon Babble ads? Will it be nontent?
That’s unironically perfect
who the phuck allows ADs on they shit
i just saw this and closed the tab
this girl is like 4 feet tall
Looks like JJ from ip2
Perfect casting
Summoning Cole
the Fishtank ripoff
You mean the ripoff of Ice's prison streams?
Woah
ACTUAL BOT
random.anonbabble.com
U gotta post blacked pron to summon coal
The shit fumes in your RV are putting holes in your brain.
I miss that zesty nigga. Weirdly when Rusty told the paypigs to fuck off and kill themselves and that TJ was a human that is exactly what TJ is now trying to do with Letty
this is a guy
grim&fucked
You Jews really need better talking points than
brown
jeet
smelly RV
When your boss is a
Jewish
zionist
homosexual
pedophile
and you are
old
graying
fat
loser
sex pests
Ive never played a visual novel, but lets make a Date with Ariane type of thing
nigga looks like he dates Eric Foreman
abhorrent
you don't have 2 b transphobic
you're benleaks
you're kLaus.
*kWaus
delusion is sad
well?
When TJ goes to japan what are the odds of an Ollie appearance? I know he already tried to get TJ to go Japan before so it's not the craziest thing that could happen.
shots fired
hes a normie
Why the fuck are we still here?
this is like seGregagated?
We need to be posting actual hot vampires (not brown tits)
like tranny delusions lol?
To suffer
They played us like a damn fiddle
i didnt watch segregated :(
sorry, there's only one jet, nobody can copy what he did season 1 fishtank.
me neither :)
summoning browntits
And your a 3rd world retard
genuinely though, every other attempt at this concept has ended up being worse
You are the biggest sex pest here tho
facts
no one did
well....
post the original image
summoning browntits
Sup bro?
which one of claire's sisters is this again?
lol except for all the tv shows that came before it
I really dont care about klaus
That would be benleaks
that don't exist anymore?
kolobos invented fishtank
completely
gets groomed
glaze person that molested you
with the one simple trick of molesting an autistic women even an incel will find love.
fair
he mogs u
Clout sharks never take responsibility for their own actions
CryoKeen and Ben you literally work at a grooming operation while VPN hopping on Anon Babble. Josie's pussy is stinky and diseased.
Your Jewish projection is showing.
That pic is funny posts more comics
Fax
i woke up and watched food shorts on youtube and now i kinda want to die in a vault of flavour
Alex B. I think a Teej/Alex B. crossover is the kind of thing FTL doesn't know it needs.
I found this one so funny for some reason, just the stupid fucking look sam has lmao
Curiosity got the best of me and turns out there is one (1) Fishtank fanfic around
sam always has a backup plan
japan has some amazing looking food and it's crazy cheap
why do jews love to rape kids
Japan is full of whores
They don't consider paying for sex as cheating
It's just something everyone does at the hostess bars
a gun.
story ends in the time machine phone booth with tj blowing his brains after finally having the balls to kill himself in a non retarded way.
that's ok i'm a whore too
literally took a meme someone made about sam and made it about some guy
KEK. Do you know the spiritual implications of this? Because your meme is wrong.
Perhaps I'm Sam's replacement.
It's a whore show
Who did you want to see fuck each other when you looked this up?
Imagine Letty ripping some super bassy farts after eating a bunch of oysters
she needs to shave her butt hole
mmmmm oysters
I saved it from another thread. It just made me laugh how his face is and the text. It's retarded
What are the spiritual implications of this?
this is actually more accurate than the original because simmons is innocent
No one, I am pure
Very cool dogpile, MDE discord. Very subtle.
anyways
this is the content
we need to be talking about the spiritual implications of memes
What is she watching
finally something watchable on streamstars
/ftl/ is over
let's go on a roadtrip
what did brown saggers mean by this
the green mile
sure and lets not invite claire.
Claire is banned from any and all future road trips
Is that the Stephen King movie with the magic negro?
she's not banned from my car
im sorry
any*hiccup*ways
yeah
Have fun getting arrested for open container and possession of narcotics
you're pushing 40 and you don't know about The Green Mile?
Maybe try watching some good movies instead of all that porn, you pervert.
I'm not pushing 40 I've only seen parts of its on cable TV way back in the day
My favorite king movie is probably shawshank redemption and the shining
The mist is okay too
I don't watch porn either gooning is bad for you
When the granma got blacked tho
fishtank: waterpark
youtube.com
what happened to that TJ comeback, is it just over already?
Why's Josie keep cheating on her boyfriends then cutting for attention?
Moggedsie
who’s talking about a comeback? we’re just happy to see him again.
don't be a drug addict whore who cuts for attention
mog Josie
It's that simple. Sylvia mogs Josie
we
there is no we
archive.palanq.win
I'm listening to Sam Hyde's stand up set and it's pretty awful. Get back behind the camera faggot.
what happened to that TJ comeback, is it just over already?
Letty had him fly out to Korea and put him the cuck shed while she gives ChickenAndy handjobs and sexts with him.
well it’s definitely never included you, no offense
you know theres these things called photos
All I want is to live an enchanted Cryokeen-esque life. Why does God deny me this pleasure??
He's lost his edge
Stand up is an easy grift though
Get a room full of drunk people and they'll laugh at almost anything
Especially if they already like the guy
another astute observation mexibro
burt kreischer and Joe rogan sell our venues all the time and they suuuuck
Sell out
The name is Clehshimi
She's a black belt in karate
Working for the city
She has to discipline her body
He's lost his edge
edge
pls don't post my gf here thanks
You're gonna make benleaks relapse if you post stuff like that
Im just asking for clarification on the things you are saying
pls don't post my movie or I might kill myself thanks
tj finally grew a pair on the plane ride over. good for him.
INDIANS ARE MADE OF BOOGERS!
It's super lame. He's doing his normal livestream act in front of an audience.
act like nigger
make fun of trannies
make fun of indians
hope everyone ignores you're a jewish degenerate
Oh hi Ben Taylor or CryoKeen. Benleaks is Ben Taylor LARPing as a tranny online.
Found it
streaming services is for young women as the internet was for young men in their cultural amortization.
that wouldn't be fun, but it also won't happen under my supervision. When claire is ready to love again she needs a caretaker bf, pretty much all fishtank girls do. even letty although she does everything to try to avoid it.
um no
being a bitch as always
RANDOM YELLING
AAAA AAA
AYO MUFIGGA
Here is your intellectual elite, sir.
Fair enough
implying there's any other way I should be towards pedorat
I mean if you wanna kiss his ass go ahead
Is this true about you /ftl/?
what kind of streaming services
no my mom would miss me.
I think I said this once before
i think shes watching netflix rn
I'm not a pedo lol I was being sarcastic making fun of the anons saying stuff like that
you ever suck cock
very gay attitude. very jet brained
you were posting kids again yesterday
Nah wasn't me
muh morality police
this is one of many reasons why you're a bitch, you stick your nose where it doesn't belong. you do psychotic shit, like emailing shit to peoples' landlords, employers, etc. you take things way too far, and for that you're not a good person, despite the holier-than-thou attitude and approach to life. fucking cunt
Tai is a good man
urgh i was just PRETENDING to sexualize kids and fuck a minor irl! *runs razorblade across ass*
TJ won
NEW BREAD, MIGRATE
Yea telling the cops someone has an illegal gun is fucked up. That means the next time they get pulled over the cops are gonna shove their guns in his face and it could get ugly if they think he's reaching for something
she tells people to get cancer and mocks klaus's dead relatives over mild internet jokes
and then there's the whole grooming and blackmailing a retarded man thing
she's a real piece of shit and I wish she'd just leave tbqh
Calm down Jimmypedo, all I did was email the mallet video to the landlords for shits and giggles
wut I never said I fucked a minor lol what are you on about
grooming and blackmailing a retarded man
You emailed his local PD and told them he has an illegal weapon that's pretty bad he could easily get shot for that if they think he's dangerous
kill yourself
Picrel kek
If I supposedly did, my real name would be attached to the report and he could expose it anytime
maleeka zahndi