Is this rizz pol?

What should I reply to these remarks? WTF, this is my first time; a woman made these remarks. WTF should I reply? WTF, is this unintentional rizz?

WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY THIS?

come nomnonnom on my dick like a good slut

Notice I didn't ask if she wants to. I framed it as a demand. Bitches love alpha shit like that. And women are as horny as men so she will be relieved you jumped straight to sex unlike all the beta orbiters. Calling her a slut lets her know you do not see this as a serious relationship and also establishes that you're a chad with many sluts and she should be very lucky to be one of them.

Maybe she wants to ritualistically murder and eat you?

BRUH SHE'S doubling down what should I do?

give her a banana or eat bugs out of her hair. how are you pinoy and don't even know your own courtship rituals?

how are you pinoy and don't even know your own courtship rituals?

I'm a sperg

is this a good reply?

I don't speak ebonics, nor zoomer.
Maybe learn to communicate properly?

is this a good reply?

Wtf is this, zoomies unironically write like this? How old are you

this is why i'm an incel. everyone but me is autistic

Wtf is this, zoomies unironically write like this?

Nigger it's not my fault women around me talk like that, we have to adapt and thrive just like in natural selection right?

How old are you

20 why?

Context, she gave me a nickname, and I give her a nickname, why tf she's saying "nya~"

Zoomers are retarded.
t. mid-30's oldfag

20

Good God. We wrote like that at 12 and grew out of it shortly after. Your generation needs a dictator ASAP and i mean a real nigga like Kim not some dictator-light like rody or some halfass kleptocrat like marcos, but someone who will shoot you for this.

it's not my fault I talk like a moron! I have to talk like that to appease women!

hopeless

nigger I can write formally, or even use what some might consider nuance or jargonish. The reason I write the way I do is because I adapt to the situation, contextually, the woman I'm speaking to communicates in a very zoomerish way.

Shut up zoomer

Do you think speaking to a woman in a posh Transatlantic way or in a Shakespearean manner isn't weird?

why tf she's saying "nya~"

same reason you said "nyu"

No, because again, the context is, she gave me a nickname, so I bantered back by giving her one too. I mixed her name with 'Cat,' so it became something like Cat + her name = nickname. But like, why the hell would she reply with 'nya~'? Is she flirting or something? WTF

Just pull your horse cock out, that's how I seduce Filipinas, it never fails.

I don't speak nigger. Can anybody translate any of this to English and explain how it is politics?

Just keep doing what you were doing

I can't understand either of you

Can anybody translate any of this to English

So, context, she gave me a nickname, and I joked that it sounded like a food. Then she replied, 'My name as a food? Hahaha nomnommers? XD.' I responded with 'I have rabies,' and she came back with 'worth it daw XDDS.' Like, why did she double down?

explain how it is politics?

Potential of procreation

Is the image I used good ?

bruh rizz skibidi lowkey

I'm an older zoomer and this is the most grotesque thing I have seen in my entire life. You should kill yourself NOW

I'm so out of touch with human interaction let alone with woman that I have no idea what's going in here

Look man if she is the one you pick then she gets chosen. But if you are just flirting and trying to get in her pants then just break it off. Go marry her and have a quiver of children or stop leading her on.

You need to not always answer her and let her have the last word. Let her "cook" for a day or two, without being rude or ignoring her per se, but so she can "miss" you, and become a bit insecure. Women love that. That's how you attract her the most. If she asks why you didn't reply, just say "oh, I was busy. Sorry for that". And then be attentive enough to show her that she still means something. Women want what they can't have, so don't be accessible to her all the time, cause then she will eventually find you uninteresting. That also goes if you're in a relationship. Of course you can't ignore a girlfriend for a whole day, but don't be at the phone 24/7, cause she will eventually get the feeling that your whole life revolves around her, and women really don't like that. They find it creepy. She needs to understand that you have a life, and that while she (as a girlfriend) is one of the most important things, she still doesn't want to be put on a 24/7 attentive pedestal.

She's the one messaging me first though, the other day she sends me a meme about 9/11 or something, It's not me who's always engaging

Sure. But don't be available all the time. I promise you, she won't like that. As I said, don't be rude or ignore her for too long, but a little bit of waiting on her behalf does wonders.

But don't be available all the time. I promise you, she won't like that.

I do sometimes just seen her messages, in IRL she also treats me food or something

20 year olds talk like this

one more generation and we're devolving back to actual monkeys, what the actual fuck am I reading

t.28
and i never ever wrote as retarded as this flip zoomer (maybe because im forever alone)

skibbidddii rizz bruhh bussin dat pussi fr fr

Good on you/her. But she's a woman. It's her nature to crave your attention if she's into you. And that's exactly why you should administrate it, cause if you don't, she will eventually find you boring. She likes the "fight" for your attention. Doesn't mean you should date others, but just that you should administrate your attention towards her, and allocate more and more of it until you hit it up seriously, and still then, still after being together for 20-30 years, you can't just pour out your heart 100% and be there for her 100% of the time, cause then she will, at some point, find it boring and without a "fight", and that's where she will doubt if you two are meant for each other. Books have been written about this stuff. It's their very nature. There's nothing wrong with it, although it can be annoying if you just want to give yourself 100% to her. You can look it up. Try searching for it here and there, and you will probably find sources that are much better at explaining it than I am. I'm not just talking with my ass. I've experienced and experimented with this many times with women, and it's true. Do with this information as you wish. I wish you the best of luck in your endeavours.

nigger the girl will get bored and will ghost you, if you don't adapt to the way they talk

She also made remarks about me having great genes, and saying my body is so pale, what does this imply?

You will have to figure that out yourself, anon. But she's definitely into you. If it's your first time, then you'll probably gonna screw up a bit, but if she's really into you, then it shouldn't matter. Just remember to not pour your heart out 100%. I know it sounds stupid and counterproductive. But hey, it's your game. If you feel like that's what you want to do, go at it. Just beware that it might very well have consequences.

are you sure you're not a pajeet OP? that's who i imagine getting this excited about some fucking phone chat and rushing to start a thread on Anon Babble instead of /faggot/ or wherever it belongs

The prospect of mid used up pussy has you typing like a retard. Show some self respect.

JUST find a different female... There's many out there.

But if you do it too much, she will look right through it, and it will also put her off. To begin with, she liked you for a reason. She will eventually figure it out if you just copy her. Especially once she sees you with your friends and you speak a completely different "language". If you copy her too much, you are an easy and thus boring target without any individuality.

Also taunt her a bit. Make jokes about her to her. Don't be too rude. Don't joke about her looks, but if she misspeaks or does whatever small mistake, don't hesitate to joke a bit about it. And don't afterwards say "it was a joke" - she knows, and she will think you think she's stupid if you keep telling her it's a joke when you joke.

You got a lot to learn. Most of it, you need to learn from your own experiences, though. I and others can talk and talk and give you good advice, but at the end of the day, you don't learn to swim unless you are in the water yourself.

WTF bruhhh

Kill yourself unironically, what a fucking indignity

Just remember to not pour your heart out 100%.

Yeah, I'm really not that desperate, and in IRL she gives or treats me food and stuff

Based. She sounds like a good woman. Go slow, but not too slow, and if it's meant to be, it will happen.

the majority of pajeets on Anon Babble hide the fact that they're pajeets. in addition to "leaving that part out" they will proactively, persistently misrepresent their true form. pajeets are all about assuming other people's roles, from today's outsourcing and replacement migration all the way back to thuggee bandits lying to travelers about who they were. pajeets are devoid of their own identity, making them the ideal globalized goyim. they don't want a home where they belong. all that means to them is "compete in squalor." much better to go somewhere nicer, built by other people, and do their jobs for less pay and live slum-barracks life in their suburbs. pajeets don't want to be home. they also don't want to be pajeets. jews know exactly how to play their insecurities and dopey ambitions like the innocent rube fresh off the bus from the cornfield. this is their new golem to replace the ones that don't love them anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=PkTVHTLJAfg

He's definitely a Filipino. See Would be one hell of a larp if he isn't, lmao.

Anyone that says lowkey should highkey jump off a building

This is not political you dumb nigger faggot. Yes she likes you, now go take her out on a date and get laid. Before I go over there myself and turn you and your cousins into cheap ladybois

pajeet

nigger read the language or the words we are using see

You forgot "on god".

What you need to do is start with a little subtle flirting, i don’t know your language so I cant give you any advice there, but one thing I know women like, is having a detailed story about you and her, I would suggest telling her about what you would do to her if you were alone, start off detailing how you would kiss her neck, exhale on her ear teasingly, groping her thighs with your hand, and where you go on from there, this will have the chick moist as fuck in a heartbeat

Pinoys that say bruhh are literally more deserving of mass execution than bootlipped niggers.

Why do you talking in English to other Filipino women? Are you retarded?

If I wasnt married and lived somewhere other than america, I would be doing the advice I have given you, I want you to have a good time, and I really hope you will do something instead of being a pussy, I’m not telling you to rush it, things never go well when you rush it, it needs to he natural, but you need to be assertive and flirtatious, otherwise she probably will lose interest