/brit/

Madri, mates, mental health edition

Wifeowitz drinking the last Asahi SUPER DRY

Really hope canspaedophile doesn’t start posting here that would be lovely x

grangle grangle

he's too old and scared of change

Was gonna switch out my speakers and play some records tonight

the based grangler is a great pickup for Anon Babblebrit

No fucking cans in Tesco
Fucking JOKES

He’ll definitely come if this place gets more popular. All attention seeking weirdos will eventually.

then I'll just filter him

get down the paki shop
bossman will sort you out

can i post black cocks here?

yes but I can filter you so be warned

you can't dump porn and most people will filter you

just saw a fucking NIGGER on the telly

Already been, thank FUCK for that
Would be an absolute nightmare if I couldn't drink when it's so warm

Good point aha how based is that

vindaloo bubbling away nicely

did you get the cans and the fags?

Yeah course, Marlboro Red
Lounging in the garden soon come

a million beers or a million queers?

B&H blue for me

Would be slightly funny if Ziednonce came over here and started posting literal porn lol

he hasn't posted all day lmao
he actually may have topped himself

Old man cig that
Second favourite though

he got arrested this afternoon after showing up at the gherkin shouting incoherently

Seriously considering starting playing Minecraft again :/

grow up

get the /brit/ server up

just got my package back from a neighbour
across the street I've never seen in my life
4 days he bloody held onto it
need to stop this nonsense just leave it behind my bin they never bother listening

bit slow. where is everyone?

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Bit harsh :c
You know heatherpaedo and ziednonce would be infiltrating it within a day building giant BBC statues and QOS logos out of black wool

opened my window yesterday and within ten minutes TWO wasps were in
i waved them out like one of them aeroplane runway guys and closed the window
looked out there and there's wasps fucking everywhere
today i look out the window for wasps before opening the window again, and there's none
heard the landlord outside earlier with his angle grinder so i like to think he dealt with the wasps by slicing them all up with his angle grinder
he's about 80

been in bigger communities than this that couldnt maintain an active server

yeah but you can easily ban them

lol

welcome to the filter h0AWUbZU

hate the fucking bastard
couldnt open my window all last summer because there was a nest right across the street somewhere and they would always come harass me
plus i think once you capture and release a couple the distress pheremones start attracting more

do you think any of BLACK pink have been BLACKED raw? reckon rose is most likely to have sucked on the dark soul pole myself

What do you make of Mark’s identity being stolen to take out phone contracts de lad?

said this myself
i live in a nice area just pop it behind the bin
it'd be safe just left in the street 'round here
nope they take it back to the depot
sometimes they don't leave a card
i suspect they didn't even bother getting in the van that day

how you thought you'd post this without getting filtered by everyone is beyond me
best change your ip if you want people to see the rest of your posts in this thread

what did I do
he has literally bragged about skanking large companies on his live streams in the past

just filtered nHRYFwll

He’s such a fucking retard lmfao

sucking a fart

clotheslining a nigger

rorke shouting 'my life is a movie!' when his mum says its pizza for dinner

They just give it to neighbours here I don't know if they docked or something if they bring them back. Once had anothe random neighbour knock on mine with shit I ordered 2 weeks ago - they never left any card or said who to and had no photo. In the end I got it for free because I kicked up such a fuss about it not being delivered they refunded me.

Making cheese toasties in the air fryer :)

why don't you just get a toastie fryer

was going to chuck my leftover slop into the air friar but brotherberg left it filled with grease so i have to clean it first

How have I never thought of this corrrrr

got a £60 voucher today because my air fryer was recalled
apparently it has a "low risk" of starting fires
when i got the text i thought it was a scam text because it didn't mention the product
went on amazon though and there was a big notification: your product [air fryer] has been recalled
free £60 voucher innit
had to agree to not use the air fryer, and even cut the power cord off and that
i'm still using it
hope it doesn't burst into flames

Rorke throwing a fit because his mum ironed a crease into his Matalan jeans (W40 L28)

rorke wearing an oversized george hoodie to hide his beer belly

ktimmington the fourth

'ri spano xx

spaki filtered lol. this place is great

i'm not seeing a beer belly

Alri mate x

this is chadrorke

Incredible drip tbf

FREE JOHN HONEY

how you doing pal

Not bad ta glad it’s another working week over and done with

Yourself? x

all good sir

Legend lmfao, the riots were so fucking kino.

mind a /brit/ poster went out as him for halloween

note to GCHQ:
THIS POST IS NOT CONDONING THE RIOTS
PLEASE DO NOT THROW ME IN PRISON FOR 3 YEARS FOR POSTING THIS

Would love to cop that shirt if they do it in an XL

who've you come as?

john honey (gets phone out before they even start to ask)

Best part was when Rorke got hit in the bollocks by a brick

Lmfao

this was me when i went out as ryan gosling's character from drive
howerver one autist recognised me and we had a lengthy discussion

Rorke naming Minecraft villagers after his childhood bullies, putting them in a giant hole and crashing his computer blowing them up with 3000 blocks of TNT

remember when that nigger stabbed all those little girls to death

ss8EBA7e filtered

far too fucking warm

This is fine, warm days and cool/cold evenings. You'll really be moaning in summer when it's fucking 25C at midnight.

I’m off to play Minecraft with the Mrs lads x

having a drink lads cheers

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get a bug net lads

oh my goodness is he still seething?

Is this the version of /brit/ you can say NIGGER in?

yes
feel free to say as many niggers as you want

...yh

*smiles weakly*
at least we had some bants.. right...

why aren't you spamming /brit/ anymore?

i'm no theathernonce

he's desperate for people to stay on Anon Babblebrit LMAO
he will be back to spamming in a matter of days
he cannot resist

top bants

get the fucking bants in

we are so fucking back Anon Babblesbros

looks like Anon Babble is back on the menu

Sir Anon Babble Poster

this board is retarded

stop the small bants

my filter is too fucking powerful
might have to pare it back a bit

Anon Babbleley walsh

im back here
cuck spamming on Anon Babble
its part of their culture, you see

strawberry miranda down the hatch

can't wait until one of the Anon Babblecel spammers has the balls to try spamming in here so i can direct them back to Anon Babble and then filter them haha

the belgian doesn't have the balls to come in here

i am not the velgian though

nice little trannard post planned for the end of thread

dropping niggers into volcanoes

can't share my filters with pastebin because of woke

Get the slags posted

i'd never know because i've had the belgian flag filtered sitewide for ages

alri

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all me (me)

!!

oh great the lee proxy spammer came too

sir anus annihilator

sir nigger starmer

lee? what the fuck did you mean by that? i thought that you were into cheese only.
sir SmallAnus to be exact

upvote 1 if you dislike australians
upvote 2 if you like australians

Now that’s a nice slag

get the fucking niggers deported

welcome to the filter 99tjvxBh

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this is racist tbf

yeah but it's not against the rules

come here feety feety feety

Sir Steel Saver

i didn't say it was

who is the VPN spammer
the same one who spams scat?

El Salvador now has a Level 1 advisory.

That's safer than France, Sweden, UK, Italy, Germany, Spain, Netherlands.

most likely
he switches between scat porn, leebait and loli hentai

what is this nigga doing

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bluds blogging about using the toilet

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that morleys was quite peng

Anon Babble bros... it's over

1 post by this ID

Too busy resetting your router so you can try and demoralize us? Where's the AI spam mate

what's over?

love karl pilkington

toil lads we go again next week

gfs mum is so fucking fit, had to go and pick up a parcel we had delivered to her house and she was in a crop top and short shorts even her feet look peng

get her shagged

ever shag her up the arse?

how old
my gf's mom is pushing 70

Hows he doing these days?

would be like a rat up a drainpipe
52 or 53 can't remember

Why nigga always cryin

mad how wild the porn industry of the 90s and 2000s was

phwoar corr spaff and so on

ever shag her up the arse?

he's a big girl's blouse

gf? yes
mother? no

dont know honestly just like listening to the older stuff about horses in his neighbours house

farting is funny and i'm tired of pretending that it's not

dead thread

didnt ask, antipodean

how do you sage on this shit now

remember noko?

shut you black ass up

are you retarded?

test

yes

newfags are too funny lol

fancy some chocolate

well I'm off to bed

i love our aussies so don't be picking on them

what do you think sage does

last time i checked it didnt bump the thread

bed?
before 9pm?
on a friday?
what's going on mate?

more of an antediluvian me

yeah so what's the point of saging this thread

fuck up cucky

Been up since 5am and been on the go all day. I'm knackered

because it's shit and craven is my one true lord

well deserved bed then mate

????

doesn't do anything THOUGH

Can't be doing with 4chanX and how it changes the interface so much.
Going to just filter IDs the long way I guess.

just get Anon Babble xt instead

any fatcam era lads here

fair enough disabledmongoretardlad

what? 4chanx actually makes the website usable

Automatically converting unsupported image files to png

holy based

Listening to Kruder & Dorfmeister, chill downtempo beats :)

can see his cock

I was going to try it out tonight
puts an ID counter, too

just filtered several posters

maybe take a while to have a go through the options first
i find it miles more convenient
it can be awkward at first, but you can customise it

Just started a new Minecraft server lads :3

can I play?

what do you tell your wife when you come here to update us

i post on Anon Babble

i look at poster ids

lol cringe

Thoughts and feelings on it?

No mate sorry
Nothing just whip my phone out. She’s gone the shop anyway

what's she buying

Dog food as we are looking after my mum’s dogs this weekend and perhaps some snacks x

might play minecraft on my ones

went through a phase of listening to them ages ago, and somehow forgot about them
thanks for reminding me they exist so i can go back and listen again

scranning dogfood

What should I spend my £50 on from The Big Nationwide Thank You, lads?

I’m thinking of putting it towards some AirPods but don’t know if I’m being a massive goy getting them

no bevvies?

new set of darts

airpods are a big rip off just get some IEMs

Got some beer in the fridge but I might save it for tomorrow, feel a little bit tired and don’t want to go to bed early. What about you big dog? x

toil gave me airpods for free and I've been using them for years now, I do recommend

sex arse

Are darts dear
I know but I just want them :/ noise cancelling seems great on the new ones and they just work so well.

between 10 and 150

Languishing in a prison created by my own mind

Which ones lad? The originals? I tried them and was also quite impressed so I’m assuming the newer ones have improved a lot
Mad ting

feeling sick for some reason

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ktim

pooing with a bum of my own creation

poo

Ktim

on the cans
making pasta for dinner
planning out spring cleaning for this weekend
incel posting her

Arguably Anon Babble is worse because people can post pictures of cocks and get away with it

At least those posts are deleted on Anon Babble

pooing a do

I fully support the intention behind this move to Anon Babble but you lads know this will not last, right. The IDs are too stifling for me. I'm moving back to Anon Babble. Good effort lads

your mum and dad made that bum just like they made your hands which they did not make just so you could post THAT so go apologise to them then come back and apologise to us
just kidding it was an alright post

oh no not cocks

At least those posts are deleted on Anon Babble

lol, kek

They get deleted because the person who posted it deletes them to avoid bans
You fucking thicko

You can filter the posters here though
Reckon we should use Anon Babble unless heatherfreak or spaki are spamming in that case we come here

just filter the ID
what's the big palaver

the penis is the best part of the woman

just be aware that porn spamming is against the rules so the odd picture of chebs is fine but don't go overboard

just filter them
on Anon Babble they post them and delete their own posts so they don't get banned, then rinse and repeat

Yeah, I do like it here but not 100% sold yet. Can’t see it lasting. But it’s a cool experiment at least and it’s would up heatherpaedo good and proper so it’s good even if only for that reason

I’m thinking the meta with these threads is you post the troll shit or more controversial posts that might get you filtered after like 260 or so that way you’ll soon have a new thread to start in all over again if you get filtered

what we drinking tonight then
got half a nice bottle of scotch here

True I didn't create this bum at first but it is different from how it was born into this world. A bum of Theseus crafted by my own hands.

those posts are deleted on Anon Babble

sometimes they are
you can hide them
but if it's spammed it's a different story because now you're hiding multiple posts
here you can just filter the spammer
admit it: Anon Babble is FAR superior

water

brit thread on Anon Babble

brit thread on Anon Babble

brith thread on Anon Babble

I'm gonna make a /brit/ thread on Anon Babble.

got some goslings black seal rum to mix

problem with bant is that can't post webms over 2mb

Fanta Apple x

Hope tae fuck I win the lottery tonight

good post

hm yeh that is a definite disadvantage.

on the last of my cans
might get more
might get wine

what would you buy?

For me, it's niggerweed

good
it will stop the webm spammers

Just cracked a puzzle in a game on my first try

bizarre that heathernonce spams his weird AI images as a "punishment" for us not using his threads
lovely dark rum
x

can someone explain how to make ublock filters from scratch

too bad she won't live
but then again, who does?

he's a brain damaged freak

on the strong ipa

alright lads hows it foing

might make a /brit/ on Anon Babble

Brewdog Lost lager, 12 pack.

Honestly kind of based how unashamedly mentally ill he is. Would be hilarious meeting that cunt in real life bet he’s so fucking weird lol

how's it evening

i'll post here
dont like heathermongo, you see

based
this is a thread for people who hate heathermong and niggers

Honestly I'm a schizophrenic and I would wager that I'm nowhere near as mentally deranged as he is. Imagine just waking up one day and deciding to dedicate the next few years of your life doing the same utterly inane racebait

he's just the low-functioning autistic type that cant speak in complete sentences and mostly grunts i'd wager

an incel shack in the woods

The Asian Fanny

Does it make you feel bad when we call mousey and heatherpaedo schizos? What sort of hallucinations do you have?

What's it like being a schizophrenic

John Knox married a 17 year old when he was 54

get it posted

Fuck it I think we need to force habitual Anon Babble users over here to Anon Babble. We can make it bros.

Not really.
I can't help being schizo. Those two opt into it. I mainly get auditory ones.
Not that bad really. Being sectioned is shite though and I didn't like that

Best Timmy culd do

just seen some lady bits

you can't really force them
some people just take longer to realise that Anon Babble is no longer a feasible place to host /brit/

phwoaring and corring

I'm filtering you even though the thread is about to be over

lmfao no chance

the new deng

right well that's the Anon Babble project fucked then. bye lads

grow up

My british brain tumor zoomer pincesss....

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