Brit/pol/ jollof 4 pud

Brit/pol/ jollof 4 pud

Haven't posted here since early saturday.

Josh's been seething and larping as me all weekend long again?

when the steak is perfectly cooked and the potatoes are soaked in the same pan

mmmsodvsnurfnsirugbsirbg my din dins is divine

I'll see your jollof
And raise you a kebab

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post tatties

Canned rice

Nigger.

take your Anon Babbleposting where it belongs, kafir scum.

>when the steak is perfectly cooked and the potatoes are soaked in the same pan

Hope you had fried onions with the steak

That's so terrible they hid the box in another box.

your mums kitchen?

Okay, so... I'm a 21 year old female with a 38 year old uncle. He's a nice guy, maybe a little bit 'weird' but in a good way, like you guys, but due to the generation gap has a habit of using the word 'retard' and 'retarded' somewhat casually (for the former, it's usually when joking about himself, he doesn't call others that). I told him about this a few weeks ago and he apologised and said that he won't say it anymore around me, and that it's just normal to him since he said everyone used the word and nobody minded until he was around late 20s. His phrasing does kind of bother me - that he won't use it around me, or around people of my age. Should I go a bit harder and ask him to stop using it at all? Around anyone? In any context? I don't like the word and don't think anyone else does either. I want him to be better. Especially since it's basically his only flaw anyway lol. He's great
Advice??

you know the rules
tits with timestamp or larp
post in a random Anon Babble thread so you don't get banned and link here

The evolution of Snape

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PMT ID

Run for the hills lads!!!!!!

redditbait

Reminder that the books constantly call Snape pale.

I did, corrrr I could eat that entire din dins all over again, such a perfect cut of steak as well

pmt caw

crows can get pmt?

stick your fingers down your mouth and relive the experience in reverse

stop being a retarded niggerfaggot and post politics or din dins

kek

Lads it has been a pleasure but will be England Anon Babble quite shortly

I'm a 27 year old virgin, I've never had a gf I've never kissed a girl, I've never had sex

perfect cut of steak

new range at iceland?

par the course for pathetic anglo spastics. your sister has though, a lot, both consensually and non consensually.

I could just wait to poo it out then relive it all over again, then I could in theory throw it back up then eat that

Based and scaredoffanniespilled

He is very pale, you just can't see it because he's black.

no, iceland is for retards, this is high class tesco sirloin

ooooo look at you mr wizardy bollocks
you french?

Why

evening bogdan

alri josh laa

Just pay for it

imagine inventing imaginary characters. fucking spastics.

Hmm. Not sure. Birds periods are technically eggs so it would be PET which is now getting confusing and I had eggs for breakfast and now I've made myself feel sick.
Why did that woman do this to me? Fucking women.

imagine inventing imaginary characters. fucking spastics.

muslim flag

Harry Potter is black

Good, ever since you overthrew the rightful Stuart kings Britain has gone down the shitter anyhow. The kings of Britain came from Scotland, who knows from what incested German backwater the mongrels in the Royal Palace descend from? Can anyone even say? Throw them out, off with their heads.

What the fuck ever, We're going nowhere
The English are rightfully ours, Even if spastic commies have big (small) ideas, Changes nothing.

England is rightful Scottish clay

you ate a chickens period for breakfast?

They don’t want England though mate, it’s a financial sinkhole.

No

Stuart kings weren’t even Scottish though

Hello friends, how are you this evening?

Its not a case of want, These lands belong to us. if anything we should have a vote to annex England

Who could stand against us!?

dunno what you're saying mate sorry, I've got all non-bong flags filtered so I don't have to look at bogdan's posts

start succubi-maxxing, get some spiritual fanny

are they getting rid of his fuzzy barnet? bit racist that

It's also full of chavs which are a lower caste to our neds.
Although. I hear they have many roadmen and we have a pothole problem.
Hmm. Decisions.

Did me ironing
Polished me shoes
How are you formalmaxxing?

DON'T CARE, STILL VOTING INTEGRITY

has the bed been made tho

Every day. Just maybe not tomorrow now.

Yes nigga.

England doesn’t have anything Scotland needs.

England don’t know how to integrate with other cultures.

I don't get it tho, I'm a nice guy

Muslims run your country. the uk worships Islamic figures.

Him simping after a white woman for decades clearly shows that he's a lightskin so it tracks

every day I am racially abused for being brown

Scottish potholes will be filled by Scottish men.

find affordable flat to buy

check census

area's 41% White

hmmmmmmm has it actually though? is it properly neat and tidy, no creases, nice throw at the end of the bed etc

and how many people did they ask? And who were they? The sort of twat to fill out a questionnaire?

army style bed checks for brinnies at 7am

Another mother is about to be arrested for twitter posts. Watch this space. You really are a cuck nation . Doesn't it bother you that your every word and move is monitored. I've never known such a placid, willing to be bucked People's than the British

no

are you fit or handsome though? women are retards they need to feel tingly in their fanny

I'm a nice guy

There's your problem.

B&M do some proper decent massive scented candles for a fiver. they last for ages well. lush

There are a few creases I'll give you that.
No throw yet. That's still in me wardrobe awaiting the warmer weather.

sounds like you have a messy bed

Norstat polling is well respected anon, it’s a Norwegian company with offices in London and is used by the Telegraph etc

Have you tried washing the brown off? I used to get abused when I was muddy and just washed it off. Worked a treat.

does he ever stop

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Corrrr I'll check that out.
How do they compare to a yankee though?
Luv me yankee, shame they cost a fortune.
And how do you feel about woodwick?

I don't give a fuck, political polling is reductive and should be illegal.

*inhales through teeth
yeeeeeah thats not good, not good at all

Not a massive fan of the jews truth be told

who's that?
he's cute
in a rugged classical way

government needs muh "right wingers" to justify the 24/7 surveillance state

I started this meme and I don't even follow my own advice kek

I'm ugly but I'm trying to get Anon Babble

Just making you aware it’s a legitimate Norwegian company for polling and respected across Europe

Early night tonight. Keir is going to expect me to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for my first day. Might have a shower might not haven't decided yet

I do, I get genuinely spasticated over the neatness of mine, I will not sit on my bed until bedtime once its made, I will spend however long is needed each morning to get it just right including even taking the duvet casing off and putting it back on just to get it right if its pissing me off. I'm team #veryneatbed

stop what?

never tried a yankee candle desu
dead expensive for what they are, aren't they?
redpill me

woodwick

redpill me on that too lel

woodwick

Buy a stove
Burn logs

deportationanon?

turn up to work smelly as fuck, bonus points for a big lovely zit on your forehead

nah thats me, I dont start until the 1st of may. Still neeting it up

i washed my bedding about 3 days back, i just cannot be fucked to put it on. i'm team #cannotBeFucked

Bottom right looks like she has down syndrome

based
make sure to take pics of the on boarding propaganda for a laff

Charlie Brooker

the horror is probably a white British family with 2 kids in a stable home in a low-crime neighbourhood

makes sense youll never get a shag you dirty bugger

mongolian

mongol

downsyndrome

who we're "governed" by

top middle looks like a negro Bette Midler

Bette Nigler

kamala harris doing game shows now?

Crazy to think Black Mirror is like 15 years old and has never had anything particularly interesting to say, an outdated show from a different era

Technically, his sheets are cleaner than yours.

really not looking forward to the indoctrination

What no test does to a nigga

mine are more organic
smile and wave

Good riddance, I say

Keep hearing people praise Black Mirror. Any good?

nah, local council drone doing busy work. If I'm really lucky I might get to speak to some council house pov moaning about potholes or something

No

Maybe the first season, but I imagine it's incredibly corny now

It's very popular amongst women

using geotia to summon one of the 72 demons to show them the big poo ive just done

Please tell me that pitiful amount of food is an appetizer and not the main course?

main course. Average Sunday roast in a pub

wait snape in the middle is 23? i thought he was in his mid to late 40s at minimum what the fuck no way this shite is right

fat fuck

I'm going to tariff the shit out the lot of youse

Thought that was a roast. Turns out it its jollof. Off me head

Outer Limits, but it's written by a Guardian columnist

just in:
24 hours left to save Rnhs
emergency bailout required

31 in the first film, 38 when he died, according to jewgle

tfw so many jeets at my office that every bathroom is the "Indian bathroom"

I've seen shit you wouldn't believe.

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still looks rough for someone who is 31-38

Parsnip up the arse

Alan Rickman, who played Severus Snape in the first Harry Potter movie, was 54 years old when the first film was released. Snape's character in the books is portrayed as being in his 30s.

well, makes sense, he was near his mid 50s

he got thrown out of a window in 1988, never recovered

You work with jeets?

He changed skin colour, reality clearly comes second in the potterverse

we wuz incest jews n sheeeeeet

Based jannies

kek bogdan seething, was mass reporting and got the entire thread jannied

stfu it was probably you, you fat pedo cunt

tossers

lol

Right where it belongs

jollofed

Stop making shittu threads lads and they won't get moved

reported youse

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Britbant, perfect spot for all the namequeers and frog posting softies

fucking sick of the nonce getting threads banned tbqh

alri lads from Anon Babblebrit/

fatty slaphead falling off the deep end again I see

The jannies should just filter jnonce like everyone else

bogdan on the ropes

No brit/pol/ yet

Millennial kings stay winning.