/smg/ - Stock Market General

I like where this is going, maybe we can force payroll companies like ADP to show how much money being taken out of your check for state and federal taxes is going to feed and house niggers who aren't working.

how fake and how gay is the market currently?

This is pure, non-globohomo, organic growth.

this admin values transparency

N- NO! NOT THIS IS AN ATTACK

Free market, deregulation, SMALL GOVERNENT

NOOOOOOOO SILENCE, YOU TRAITORS NOT LIKE THIS

7,19 mil jobs, it's over.

Plunge Protection Team will set their algos to buy during this whole presser. #NotWorried
youtube.com/watch?v=mTUhnIY3oRM

AMZN is so dumb for this

Look at the market. Nothing matters, no impact. This is the lowest Jolts since at least 2023 (my econ calendar doesn't show further back).

US JOLTS Job Openings Mar: 7.192M (est 7.500M; prev 7.568M, prev R 7.480M)

- Job Openings Rate: 4.3% (est 4.5%; prev 4.5%)
- Quits Level: 3.332M (est 3.153M; prev 3.195M; prev R 3.250M)
- Quits Rate: 2.1% (prev 2.0%)
- Layoffs Level: 1.558M (est 1.816M; prev 1.790M; prev R 1.780M)
- Layoffs Rate: 1.0% (prev 1.1%)

LFG pump it!

nice scrapbook. april has been a trying month on the heart, i think for both of us. not surprised it makes you happy and that you haven't missed a minute.

anyways made $43 trading, which is more than i made all day yesterday so i'm glad, but my bad trade got worse today, hoping it turns around now. starting to look at 1-hour candles though for the etf's i trade, mostly the biotech and semi's but also the gold miners and oil producers, gonna see how the next half-hour plays out and then try to make plans for the day. market seems to be in the push semiconductors beyond reasonable limits for the month-end markup mode. too early to fight that but i think david soxl's nemesis the soxs corporation is about to have some more fat times. anyways just commenting, i'll have better plans on what's gonna happen in a half-hour, i'll try to share them.

green af

TQQQ will reach $80 by the end of the quarter

thinking about liquidation APPL while I'm up. will iPhone 16 Poo is no longer a luxury device.

cant we just have one red day, holy shit

No, they'll wait til GDP. Or durign AH.

This isn't going so well... are they asking about how the tariffs are going to impact minorities or something?

140% tarrifs on weave

can't the F. E. & D. just cut rates 140% to off set the tariffs?

more schg slurped
also fuck leafs

now that Pierre Poilievre the fake cuckservative lost yesterday, we not gonna get any reprieve from bubble house price isn't it? they're gonna flood the country with more Indians bidding up whatever shitholes they can find.
fuck Trump for ruining our election, orange clown.

that would be antisemitic, and we all know that 1 antisemitism is like 6 million racism. so no.

you guys did this to yourselves. maybe if you just swallowed your pride, you could become the 51st state and let our ICE agents work with your red shirted cavalry division to get round up all the street shitters, but you guys wanted to let your citizens fuck each other in the ass for pleasure.

no thank ameretard, I would rather live with indians and chineses than blacks and hispanics.
also I voted for the PPC so fuck you all.

The Indians arriving at Canada will move to the US soon.

You have no one to blame but yourself (and jews.)

stupid fucking snow mexican, enjoy watching everyone in your country losing their jobs over the tariffs

CHICKEN JOCKEY

+75 today, already good.
well, if you think the market is gonna trade down, and i am starting to think it will from here, now is the ideal place to make your bet. too nervous myself, very unsure trading the downside but i understand we're at an important juncture on the daily charts. can't tell you which way it's gonna go myself, gonna watch and then maybe take a ride when it picks a direction.

I went to the grocery store last night, and the shelf where they usually keep the fresh green beans was empty. The empty shelves aren't even a meme, it's already starting to happen. I'm selling everything right now, shit is about to get way way way way way way way way worse.

I usually shop at night and that happens all the time with the produce

Turning marketcomputer off, this is stupid. Time to goon

Breakout already

people see that their chink shit went up 50 cents from %140 tariff before Amazon marked the price up 3000%

I just bought some puts, volume is dying, and I'm pretty sure the PPT just went to lunch.

Everybody died

maybe it really is the end of the world...

RIP in peace

SOXL KEKS

I bought $555 SPY calls this morning. LETS GO

I'm losing money and being forced to look at niggers. FUCK YOU PEOPLE!

I just got a $600 robot vacuum for free from amazon since I complained a lot.

shut up nigger

I thought your shithole lost electricity?

Daily reminder that sloorpers shall inherit the earth.

no, those were the poorfags in the south

dunno what to do. +80 dollars but not sure where the indexes are gonna go. just spent the last half hour talking with my mom too. nice that the house is filled with love again, but i also have to hear her swearing and she can curse pretty bad, probably where i learned it. gave her a little lecture but it didn't seem to take. tried to trade gold miners, they just sat there, made off with $5 but had to watch other charts go up in the meantime, frustrating. bad trade got a lot better, big intraday candle, still hoping that turns positive or at least breakeven. might take a break to play magic today, not gonna make top 250 this month, but have hope for next month. i maybe could but it would take me playing the next 2 days basically nonstop in a format that i'm not having fun in right now, not gonna do that. biotech is trading nicely but it's at a point where i don't wanna push it, might buy the inverse etf's if things start to fall, definitely climbing the wall of worry at the moment though, think volatility is dying down and gonna get even lower, who knows though.

you know, we got a lot of poorfags south of here too, we got more in common than one might think brussels sprout

i think your girlfriend got range b& and can no longer post images.

This is what I voted for.

my mom brought home some belgian chocolate. had some last night. big meh. american candy is honestly better.
no i'm literally watching her post somewhere else, also she still is picking up vocabulary from my postings so i know she's reading. she's just mixed up right now, probably angry at me and i dunno what else. i still care for her a lot though and i know one day we'll be together finally. we're in a rough patch to be sure though but i think she'll see how much i care for her. i hope she reads turkroaches compilation of posts, he thought he'd hurt me with that but it's a nice catalog of my feelings i think.

just spent the last half hour talking with my mom too. nice that the house is filled with love again

post the sextape

If we don't see any of those long red candles in the next 4 candles I'm fucking closing shop for the day.

mentioned this but i think they're painting the tape for month end. do think some big down moves are coming but not until may, gotta go long and sweat to make money right now.

My SOXL average is 21. How fucked am i?
Also how to aquire anime goth armpits?

I'll keep slurping the dip

Very nice, I intend to complain about some of the 3k i just spent on amazon and get some free shit
suckers

I'm just trying to grab some backswing so I can reload long, but she's being a slippery cunt.

there's my backswing

Its Pump Day, just another hour or so

I had a phone interview for another job I'm not going to get. Being an alcohol has been rough for me.

I bought a couple Kringles for my wagies from that O & H Danish bakery, and was just given notification they shipped. I hope my wagies appreciate the pastry.

Did you call the hr lady a nigger?

I stand with Canada

Thank you sir! I will wage so much harder for you now!

Nah the interview went well, but there's going to be a background check and my violent history and DUI will come up.

gay

I can't believe this guy runs a complicated business

tried to trade gold miners again. made $3. chart simply does not want to move up when i'm in it. think i'm gonna take a nap. hit my target already today, don't want to turn it into something bad, and not having any luck, insight, or courage at the moment. dog is already snuggled up and waiting for me so i'll see you guys later. think biotech can break out today, think gold miners can recover, but lacking patience and stamina as well to try to trade them.

I got my old job back that needed a secret clearance after getting out of federal prison for January 6th. Never give up

implying what we do is actually complicated

see it's people like you who keep me in business

Wait you were one of the January 6th hostages?

lol, do go on

Nah, I was only in Lompoc USP for 4 months, January 4th - April 29th of 2024. Today is my year mark since getting out lmao. Proceeded to stay in the half way house until July 4th (got released July 3rd since the 4th was a federal holiday)

ID changed because of mobile network

I bought a bunch of TLT calls, see you guys tomorrow.

Are AI DASHCAMS dying?

Whats that?

I used to be a federal contractor with the US Navy working on the N-GEN contract held by Perspecta (now Peraton), which then got transferred over to the SMIT contract held by Leidos. I worked as IT support for Bangor Trident Base and NUWC Keyport. I got fired after one of my customers (who just retired 2 weeks before I got SWAT raided by the FBI and arrested) called one of the big guys on base and told them I got arrested because she saw it on TV. After I got fired from there, I picked up another job working with the Airforce as an IT contractor. I stayed with them until I got sentenced to 8 months prison time. 8 months after I got out of prison, I went back to my old gig with the Airforce. Good times.

bitcoin crabbing

mstr going up for no reason

This is the most frustrating fucking stock in the universe.

Based retard

Wow, a customer swatted you and wanted you sent to prison. Some people.

If I had my own restaurant I wouldn't serve liberals, or niggers.

tried to trade gold miners again. made $3.

Before or after tax?

GSI.V
There's some anon around with a ton of shares.

pumping ubelcoin

what's the latest with twitch.tv and amazon's ownership of it? anyone know?