RISK GAME

Florida red

Cascadian Confederation

Nigga Heil Hitler
Dark red
Atlanta

And we're ready to go. New players can join anytime.

Choose somewhere else, different colour, and a name.

Fuck niggers, heil Hitler nigga

Excuse me missing you nigger, prejudiced. Roll as normal.

move to spread aids in my surroundings, CA

roll

forgot to put name

Expand into Washington

Rolling for greater Idaho control and the advancement of the white demographic

Rollie Pollie

Michigan is mine

Name: new England confederation
Starting position: Massachusetts/network
Color: red

Didn't take long to get heated.

Color Light blue*
Newyork*

ROLL TOWARDS PRC, FUCK UP THOSE CHINKS UP THE ASS

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Expand into new York state

Defend first, expand into Idaho if something left

Michigan

Republican Republic of Republicans
the anal beads across Ontario
Silver

Los Pollos Hermanos
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Gray

Just barely missed you, I'll add you next.

First player death.

Republican Republic of Republicans moves south into Pennsylvania

Rolling for Rhode Island and area around and in new York city

Expand southeast towards Texas

HAHAHAHA FUCK THE PRC

Expand into Montana as fast as I can so I can get the fuck away from Faggotland. Defend if necessary

Since Cascadia has not offered any sort of truce, i am going to now FUCK THEM UP THE ASS TOO, FAGGOTLAND WILL NOW BECOME FAGLANDIA. MOVE MY PLAGUE MARINES TOWARDS CASCADIA

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Can I start again in Louisiana?

kek my area looks like a benus. :D

whoa man I offer a truce I OFFER A TRUCE JUST CHILL IT WAS A PRANK AHHHHHHHHHHH DONT BLITZ ME WITH YOUR GOTTVERLASSEN FAGGOTRY

Lilyville
Yellow
Cook Country (Chicago)

No revivals unfortunately.

a binding alliance until the end game and I will consider not trooning out your people >:) You can not move west or south west and must eradicate the filthy straight dogs to the east.

FUCK CUNTRY
Broward County Florida
Orange

Land ceding will be permitted. If players, as part of a truce/deal, want to give up land, they can.

Not entire states/countries though (in that case, they will have to roll to slowly take over)

eastern Wisconsin

Deal, I will avoid the rest of Washington, Oregon, Nevada, California, and Arizona. Are the terms acceptable?

You'll have to pick another colour, orange is taken. Start outside Cuntry's territory and feel free to kill him, he's AFK

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Republican Republic of Republicans continues its conquest of Pennsylvania

Expand into new jersey and Delaware if possible

TAKE OREGON, REST OF CALIFORNIA AND PUSH INTO NEVADA IF POSSIBLE
THANK U
DEAL

Rolling to advance east from Idaho as fast I can. We need lebensraum

Also fuck jannies

Continue expanding southeast

Seems my reports have worked. Enjoy the game.

Sigh, fuck jannies.

This is why you use a trip, idk who anyone is now. Your IDs have changed.

Fucking salty loser LMAO

Fuck you, you massive kikel

lol im pretending to be a fag youre a real faggot

was cooking dinner didnt have time to make a proper reply, but me and cascadia have an alliance

LOL you could just stealth join the next thread
NIGGER

Any Anon Babble weirdos seeing this thread are welcome to join.

Extremely Gay

don't be a faggot next time and you might just avoid this outcome

Crybaby faggot

no, its a matter of principle

Roll.

My kid is in bed, so that’s good.

NHH. expand west, please. Think of the children!

fuck rolling is going to be hard on Anon Babble, hey atleast the jannies moved it they usually ban you like they did to portugal anon.

Yeah not sure what happens with him, they seem far less lenient with that dude

well since the "thing", they are less uppity about banning anons for no reason at all. They sure did have a bone with him for nothing. Even got banned once just for participating in risk threads.

Real shame. I didn't remember jannies being so shitty with risk threads 10 years ago.

They banned Portubro?! Fucking janny trannies! Damn cocksucking cumgurgling dilating nigger faggots.

Take rest of western Pennsylvania and western new york

advance into new mexico, destroy Gus Fring. I put aids into the meth. Some into colorado if possible.

Name: gypsy crusader nigger
Color: purple
Location: Arkansas

yeah they permabanned portubro i think or he just gave up. RISK threads are comfy, no wonder they hate it, it has to be either porn or rage bait, no fun allowed.

FOR THE LOVE OF SATURN, TAKE FUCKING MONTANA ALREADY

yeah hope hes doing well, loved his RISK threads.

Fill Texas

Georgia > S Carolina

yeah. They were unorthodoxn but still mad fun. Always sent me right back to the good old days. Damn things have changed.

what we drinking tonight lads while playing this?
sipping on some green tea suns just starting to set.

quite broke so sober now, but when I hosting a bunch last year I was usually on brewdog or guinness

yeah they were, at least OP has started the tradition again, im sure it was always a saturday thing.
still c(u)oming for you anon

never had brewdog, i like some shiner personally but tonight im sticking to tea.

Yeah too bad we're stuck on slow moving Anon Babble tho. Rolls are much less random and much easier to control for the tryhards (if there are any).

im sure it was always a saturday thing

Dunno, back in the days we could have a thread on any day of the week, multiple times per week or even multiple times per day. But I guess it was still concentrated towards the weekends.

Also have a wank bro, post nut clarity will have you realize that I'm too far away and out of your league.

yeah im not paying attention but you can def estimate what the next numerals will be based on simply waiting for posts.
aids is never too far, maybe I have gaybombs hidden in your gay little state...

Any ideas on other boards we could play on, just say so. Need good traffic + IDs.

Continue attacking republican and expand into the rest of Pennsylvania and new York

S Carolina > N Carolina

Rolling for western Kentucky and southern Missouri

Finish taking Colorado and expand into north and South Dakota

rolling to continue conquering the LPH territories and the rest of texas if theres some to spare.
and its a no for the other boards, everywhere else is either worse janny wise, or equally as slow moving, Anon Babble would be a shitshow.

Westward we go!

moar minnesota.
If everyone uses trips then we wouldn't need IDs, no?
My state is clean, gaylord. Go hump the spics, they're into it.

you can keep midwest till end game, im heading to mop up the New England Confaggoracy.

spill into wisconsin

My state is clean, gaylord. Go hump the spics, they're into it.

he doesnt know where im sending the spics after im done fucking them up the ass...

Send them to Florida. They'd freeze to death up north.

Stay west or you will lose

Stay west or you will lose

ill assure you by the end of this game, the only loss will be the elasticity in your butt after im done butt fucking you to death...

10-4

You will die of aids covered in shit

Ngl I'm kinda scared of the poofter, he's getting way too big.

honk

Similar patterns occur each game. What tropes have you guys noticed?

Rolling for southern Illinois and southern Missouri

Expand into what's left of new York and take west Virginia

Fill

I'm hosting a party later. Everyone is invited except for NHH and LPH

fill

the chans arent the best
but you can join to play in the risk discord
disc .gg/gTqKBUpcBM
people also host there
anyone is welcome to join!

keep expanding into texas and LPH territories. thank u

Expand into Colorado and Nebraska

More wisconsin.

What tropes have you guys noticed?

People who start in crowded areas and fight each other are disadvantaged. Guys who start remotely and grow freely eventually sweep. In maps of Europe it's usually Asian hordes (Indians/Russians) doing it.

nigga wtf have i done

palindrome

What tropes have you guys noticed?

niggers, spics,
fags, and tricks.

nothing. We have peacefully lived near each other for a long time. I don't want to wrap you up in national drama. If you'd like to come, could you bring over the xbox? I miss when we used to play together.

Yo guys. In face of the growning menace in the East do you want to be part of our NOHOMO anti-fag defense alliance?

Want to form a defensive pact against NHH

Want to form a defensive pact against NHH

I fear him.

Can I join the alliance

So that's a yes

I WILL FUCK ALL WHO DARES ALLIES WITH HIM UP THE ASS WITH AIDS. THOSE WHO DO NOT WILL ONLY GET MONKEYPOX. CHOOSE WISELY...

The alliances are being drawn.

Sure.

Rolling to continue conquering Texas, all troops. Thank you. Oklahoma too with an emphasis on going towards gypsy crusader.

Expand into new Hampshire and Vermont and Maine if possible

Rolling for southern Illinois and southern Missouri

Secure the counties still empty next to the NeoVikings, expand further into Colorado and Nebraska

double penetration of neo vikings?

More Wisconsin.
Spill into Michigan.

Got mittens?

Impotent threats little sissyboy. Apes together strong.

N Carolina > Virginia

Yes we need to destroy these vagrants

Wanna join the alliance with me and cuntry and vikings against faggot

Gypsy's in.

Yes fuck faggots

The ultimate battle lines are being drawn…the Cascadian factories are working overtime to fulfill armaments needed for the war front

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We are developing weapons of ass destruction for the totalen krieg.

Sure you don't rather want to expand to the east? Yeah betrayal is gay but on the other hand fighting for faggots is even gayer

What kind of battle is brewing here

Secure Vermont and Maine

continue taking texas and oklahoma, ONWARDS TOWARDS GYPSY CRUSADER! thank u.

Virginia

weapons of ass destruction

Rolling towards southern Missouri and eastern Tennessee

fill

Into Iowa. Guess this is the line where ultimately we'll make our first stand.

We will shove ICBMs up their ass until rainbows come out of their mouths I am going to devour the east coast with my Cascadian blitz machine, prepare your anus and get your munitions ready for bombardment

Take the rest of north and South Dakota NOW! Prepare for strikes on Minneapolis

I mean west. Expand to the west bro.

nice dubs

West coast is much closer than the east coast. far less of a hassle

thx. We need every digit we can get in preparation for the oncoming storm.

pfffftugh intelligence tells us dubs don’t lie why u scared general, surely you’re united against the west coast globohomo blitz machine

northern sexual alliance
Michigan
green

tfw youve spent nearly 5 rounds stuck in Texas due to texas county autism.

EXPAND EAST!

EXPAND EAST!!!

YOU CAN ONLY ROLL ONCE YOU FUCKING KUNT

Lilyville got disappeared like Ai WeiWei

where is the updated map i want the greater northern sexual alliance bigger

Also

Kansas and Ohio untouched

Lmao no one wants these states

We hit the bump limit

PARTY TIME

Y'all dig in. What did you bring?

Who wants to play russian roulette? dubs reply is insta-death.

forgot pic

Oh shit lmao the eastern alliance is fracturing

I brought drugs

Continue pushing into Indiana and Illinois

Continue pushing into Michigan/ western Virginia and NHHA was never part of it so no it's not

N/NE

Defend against incoming troops. Spill counterattacks into both Dakotas simultaneously. Let's do this!

push Michigan

Hehehe start blasting Nebraska with orbital bombardments and hit the bastards in Omaha HARD

war drums speed up

You've been attacked by dark red, are you advancing north/northeast into him or into blank kentucky?

Continue pushing into Michigan

loser

continue taking texas, and oklahoma, take lousiana as a warning to CUNTRY not to step where he doesnt belong.

FUCK YOU IN THE ASS SOON YOU BLOODY BITCH BASTARD

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they can have appalachia!

You just got dubbed, faggit. Your ass is on my list, dog.

im still cumming for you northern dog. Just you wait, my gay agents have been spreading discord amongst your allies, maybe theres one right behind you, they say you get assfucked by the one you least expect...

here, everyone. I found some candy.

EAST

We take those

Lurkers still welcome to join.

EAST

Take the rest of Ohio and Michigan if possible

Fill Colorado for the love of God please, but if attacked by neo jew defend as priority

when the battle for michigan is over go south

Hold the line! Strengthen the shield wall! Spill marches forward through the Dakotas towards the Mississippi river.

Pushing towards Indiana and illinois

continue taking texas, move into arkansas! finish taking LA if theres any to spare, thank u

We both have palis lol

op also has a pali

what is happening

:)))

You are clearly cheating you have got doubles every single time

thats some primo seethe, im just one of a kind.

Jesus Christ my partner is starting to scare me. I’m dealing with bullshit in the dakotas and this guy is just sweeping the board I Saw lol fugggg

Abandon Kentucky and Arkansas to NHH

Please help us in the attack against FAGGOTRY in the USA We will have so many partys in our new world!

Nigger king
Brown
Kansas

Push all over Kansas

i have a site that is similar to risk if you guys have time after. called atwar ill invite you to the lobby when the game is finished. You dont need an account.

Push towards Missouri

Push towards Missouri

Push into Missouri

Push in to Oklahoma

Attack faggot in Arkansas

you think you stand a chance against me MWAAHAHAHA

Attack faggot in Oklahoma

Attack faggot in Oklahoma

Attack faggot in Oklahoma and take over Oklahoma

hey im going to leave the game soon, been nice playing im going to give all my territory to my greatest ally Cascadian Confederation.

Guys we win this. The faggot menace is getting pushed back. Stay strong, your great efforts do not go unnoticed!

if you want to add me on my atwar account its: EL_PRESIDENTE_2 its a pretty niche game but fun.

Bro no I need your aids recipe it’s the only thing standing between us and moral kingdomcome

ive hidden it in my office, youll find it inside the giant dildo statue in the middle of the room.

Hey guys its nigger king and im going to give all my land to my ally Gypsy because im leaving

Was fun playing and bantering with you bro. Hope we'll see each other again at the next game of risk.

Fuck it guys, I'm tired too. Everyone, call what you want in the final mupdate.

This map is what we have so far. Settle and we'll call it, I'll do one more map.

It’s been an honor, comrade

also thank you for hosting anon, hope you make more of these, maybe you can keep it on Anon Babble? Have a nice night over there.

Push into arkansas

Expand into Illinois

you too anon! have a nice night!

Dubs again and I launch ICBMs against the entire east coast. If no dubs, I’m assassinated for crimes against humanity and promptly hanged

ACK

I'm fine with a ceasefire. I want to keep the Dakotas but you can live and have Nebraska.

OFF BY ONE

It’s been an honor, frens

Not a problem, ty guys for playing. I may hold on Anon Babble again this upcoming weekend. That, or I'll get involved in the discord server (posted by a czech anon way earlier in the thread)

Ah yes, the Italian ending. Was an honour fighting you

too late I’m D E A D

gg guys, ggs

ty for host gg
dark blue > pink

Thanks for hosting bro. Was a real pleasure!

gg everyone

dubs but too late

Thanks for hosting was a pleasure!

Thanks for hosting was a pleasure playing will you all!

Anon Babble is way too slow, too easy to snipe digits. maybe Anon Babble?

nvm no id's

actually fuck it if you guys want to join me here for a fast round here? Op you can come too if you want:
atwar-game.com/games/?newlink=4478474312
just click play as guest on top of screen to play without account, and then refresh link

trips do the thing, no?
Wish we could do it on pol...

mama Mia, you as well!

this is pretty much just a browser version of RISK.

I am on iPhone I can’t play :( you got any mobile platforms?

ah sorry i dont anon, we'll meet again in Anon Babble risk.

:D

I will use the same name, the Cascadian confederation will RISE AGAIN