/smg/ - stock market general - Anime Edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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I switched to a monday through friday schedule, how do you do fellow normies?

all green ids

its a sign brothers

US credit rating goes from top level to second best level

yeah I don't give a fuck retards, in fact it's good because I have some T-bills maturing soon so when I buy new ones the yield will be better.

Stayed up all night watching first amendment auditors again. I need a life

I always wondered if the german flags could actually tolerate each other

My schizo alarm went off on Friday and I sold a lot of shit before the closing dump. Picture related news drops after markets close... US credit rating downgraded...

These are incredibly Jewish times my friends. Stay safe NHH.

TLDR what has been happening recently:

China converting US Treasury bills to physical gold (and probably BTC)

physical gold ATH

BTC ATH

T Bills raped

FED coping by buying T Bills trying to pump itself in typical cringe bailout/lines are only allowed to go up

Entire market rally confirmed as fake and gay at the top

You are here in the timeline

I feel like I should get exclusive early access to what the movie is going to be for movie night

prob just
propagada paid 4
by saylor
2 get u to buy his
BTC bags

feel

U WILL NEVER
B A MAN

Ok then, I demand to know what the movie will be tonight and it better be good.

thats
the spirit
BOSS
and then u have 2
tell them wat will happoon
if they dont tell u

ahkshually moodys says yall broke

Well if he doesn't tell me he is at risk of falling off my sweet bb boi and could be banished in shame much like poem anon.

wen make vid

Monday is the bottom. I’m ready to buy..

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I dunno, I haven't felt very inspired lately.

felt

MAN UP
AND MAKE VID
pls sir

You can't force creativity

give red ID

tell that
2 those elephants
in watever asian shithole
that are made 2 make
paintings 4 tourists
all day
everyday
no matter how they
FEEL
E
EAT SOME GUD ICE CREAM THAT WILL INSPIRE U
L

sheeeeit nots no mo, i gots me sum o dem nvdiddy shaes reel chap likes

e-excuse me, chadsdaq

uhhh... uhm (voice cracking) *your* credit rating has just been cut

so uhh... you're gonna have t-to come d-down n-now

Turning art into a job is one of the worst things ever.

NATGAS
&
OIL
I
LIGMA

How did you get this video of me?

My man never disappoints

u r right
thats why that guy
in that vid
does that 4 free
just like a Anon Babble
janjanjannie

i bought notes late last year. Probably should have done it through an etf.

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the ETF probably also will dump. And you won't get out without selling while with actual bonds, they mature/expire and you receive back your principal without a loss cause you had to sell.

I didn't realize that nat gas and oil investors had a romantic relationship with their shares.

this is wat
i sing to my BOIL and KOLD and UCO and SCO
every day
all day
and every night
all night
on a loop

youtube.com/watch?v=doCIvWFEgN4

its ok if u use this song
for SCOOPS if u want

Scoopsies has been MIA lately. I think he hopped the fence and went to Anon Babble

i have seen him
a few times lately
briefly at nights

maybe he is growing out
of Anon Babble
or maybe he is getting b&
and just doesnt feel the gumption
to evade
or maybe he is programming
things that few humans
can imagine at all
much less understand

His job is being replaced by thots and AI at an alarming rate. He'll be living in a tent city, sucking dick for fentanyl by the end of the year.

KEK
E
KEK
i am going 2 send that
2 my ex and tell her
this is why everything is getting hacked
and everyones identity data stolen

thanks muhammad

He didn’t cum. Very bearish.
Long XOM

I think adderall is his drug of choice

Whenever I buy stuff on the Walmart website those niggers are always trying to break up the order and saying I have to go into that shithole to pickup part of it.
niggers.

Fuck off, retard

I doubt that man has cum in some time.

UNDERRATED
POAST
its important to understand
that bit about the holding
2 maturity
thats EXACTLY how the FED
bailed the banks
the banks had bonds/notes/bills that had dropped in value
and if they had 2 sell them
2 cover a run on customer withdraws
they wud get REKT
so the FED took them to hold
2 maturity
but the same principles
apply to anyone who holds them
or trades them
or whatevs
and its important to understand
that the ETFs
directly hold the underlying

FAGGOT

It’s comforting knowing that the threadly autism I experience here is actually normal. Never change anons.
Is Anon Babble banning buncun now or was the whole thread pruned?

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that was
deleted from
the Anon Babble thread

Well you could go back to reporting on what’s going on. Your old format with the legal pads was kind of a winner

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maybe he has
subconscious blocks
because his subconscious knos
that he still owes
us a vid of hooking up a hose
from his asshole 2 his nose
bc of his BOIL call

so he will have 2 deliver on that
before his mind will let him
progress further

Yeah, he does still owe us for that one.

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heh