/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #571

it'll probably be less chuddy than wp so you should like it

50$ pendlepussy by the spoonful just use the promocode:GR0YP3RN0ICE

jet neptune dies today

fair point

my name is Claudia Pendleton

i wish

So who's going to play dark ages doomguy in bg2?

i am over comedy. nothing is funny anymore except puns and slapstick.

also silly costumes and puppets.

praying, meditating and manifesting on this

and silly voices. thats everything that is funny.

I had a girl over for lunch and she ripped a huge fart on my wooden dining room chair and it echoed across the apartment.
I could hardly contain my disgust for her before she left a few minutes ago.

sam and nick are laughing so hard at this.

letty grossed me out too much in the trailer

we need to be harnessing the power of findomming

You can tell no one knew Letty was a Dasha Bot back then

They would have never invited her if they knew about it lol. Now thats comedy imho

You're Alex Primestein

No idea, they should just embrace their tan beauty. We need to be practicing jiu-jitsu with latinas in short shorts.

findom is a psyop.

nina doesn't listen to red scare

JR?

throw ur cash makes me laugh i just dash

Tish and Josie try to be black and jap respectively

Mary Jane does try to act white

theres nothing to listen to pods been trash for ages now

Trish is half white our kids will be Aryan

can you even truly call yourself an aryan if your kids are not mixed race?

this nigga listened to feminist "influencers"

....

you can tell she was raped

I don’t know what it is but Season 3 feels like such long time ago.

this bitch makes me cock so fucking hard AAHHHHHHHHH

dasha and anna are the opposite of feminists at this point

thats a very redscare thing to say

we need to be lobbying and mandating public women beatings

you ok bud?

x.com/vylpill/status/1923325077745013045

I'm sick of these blue haired feminists! I hope someone punches them in the face! Fat SJW whales.... get OWNED!

Some girl laughed at me in high school, 10 years ago! I'm still not over it! Kill all women!!!!!

this but uniroincally

there's a birthday cake in the fridge

Women do have special powers that make it so

i recently saw the girl i had a crush on in 6th grade on the front page of twitch. she's now a big fat person with blue hair. typical she/her lgbtq+ heckin quirky personality. what a strange coincidence. it's also interesting how much i hate who she became, as much as i loved her as a kid. i wish her well as she begs for subscribers on twitch.

y did he say that

trashy lady with a stinky pussy

i was curious and looked up the girl I crushed on she looks pretty rough now but has 2 kids so not the worst place to end up

my eyeees!!!

she's a sweet girl doe so its ok, we forgive her

think of tayleigh

Multiple zoomers told me to listen to The Gun Club

That shit been pathetic so far

food

Pretending to be Claire on Anon Babble is even more pathetic than being Claire in real-life.

no one has ever bothered to pretend to be claire it's always genuinely been her she is literally here 24/7

what about pretending to be primestien in real-life?

imagine being jet tho lol

It's cuz she looks like a bloke

How old is gorang?

they expect us to believe they sit around at night playing acoustic guitar when we've heard all of their actual musical output

There's a birthday cake in the fridge

Not for long

no need, you're in the right thread

I don't know who that is but Jet Neptune is a hard working and beloved son of the United States. A salt of the earth kind of guy.

dont even remember the girls i liked in high schools name. i only gained consciousness at 21.

imagine fucking jet

me but the other way around lol

Is Claire nowhere to be seen around these parts because her parents finally grounded her for being a retard on Anon Babble?

moderately wealthy

gets to be part of mde

doesnt have to wage slave

gets to hang out all day

fucks clout hungry e-girls

all this after being some r9k tripfag incel

23 year old me would have killed to be jet desu

hes wearing mauro’s cloak

Thanks Ice Poseidon for turning Letty into a slut

you think this was a joke?

Reads like an earthrocker post

Jet is a true hustler with a heart of gold who improves people's lives.

2pm shittin in the toilet gang whose with me

He's an absolute retard and is going to be like all of those former jackass guys who are broke and working at red lobster soon.

being ugly and fat probably doesnt feel good.

I see VGR is a fan of the stylings of the late Emperor Nero.

unless you have your own dumbgay (and yes you have to fuck him) you'll only be a poser im afraid

I did masonry today

Satanic

That's isaac but I know it's hard to tell her cuckolds apart

vgr looks like aids huberman. thats isaac

youtube.com/watch?v=mwwW7cVCJ0A

They must somehow be making an insane amount of money off paypigs during the season if they're able to slack off and not give a shit like they do.

just remembered when Scott found out about Burt's BNWO fetish stuff live on stream and repeatedly threatened to come on to season 3 and beat him up because he thought it was serious black supremacist material

can i atleast put him on estrogen, starve him and dress him in cute dresses?

watching burt jerk off brought 4x the viewers as anyone on season 1 or 2 and they all bought tons of tts

i think he’s 26 going on 27

All women are raped.

Now THAT would have been kino

you can do whatever you want he's your buck

its fake money. all the money that got printed during covid is being given to these figures through various fake crypto scams and only fans that no real person actually falls for in order to demoralize the population.

Nigga

im alex primestien

Well I can see the words inside your silence
But I can't speak about your pain for you
How long can you burn for anyways
Turning over and back again with tongues ablaze
Like, like lions without teeth hungry

You vastly overestimate the intelligence of a good chunk of the population

i believe all the burt gooners are real and that frank is one of them

only gets good at 3:45
sick clip doe

go and tell ur friends that im obsessive and crazy
thats fine i'll tell mine ur gay

Survivor becomes a cultural phenomenon

They immediately start booking 2 seasons a year

They take it seriously and are always looking for ways to make it interesting

It's almost on season 50 now

The wiggers fall ass backwards into fishtank

They slack off constantly. Taking 1.5 years to get out episodes when it should take 6 months

Constantly shit on their own fans

Can't even keep a firm release schedule for the show

do you think fishtank will last 50 seasons?

he could have just said construction but he had ti make it satanic

Ask him about Big Blue

frank is not a burt gooner, he's in an open polyamorous relationship with him

i was going to type out something gay about crypto. then i thought about what a failure mondo mega bits was and changed my mind. most people deserve to be nigger slave cattle.

what friends

keep fighting the good fight brother

its just claire repeating taylor swift lyrics dont give her attention

music/scientist friends
going to be in wichita for a while

time machine time

oh no she's getting trafficked again

the gang's all here

is it a meth lab

fishtank will be bigger then survivor. barron trump watches it.

Are you making moonshine

vgr2

bigger then survivor

Its "than" you god damn monkey

I took a shower yesterday bros and feel good... clean. it fucking sucks when this feeling goes away after a few days

White people don't go to they shower

RAPE 2025

I haven't took a shower since wednesday my hair feels nasty and greasy but i brush my teeth everyday

I'm NEET (not a child though am 36) so showering takes some effort, because it's like... why waste resources?

oh i didn’t realize the time machine was just you robotripping

you know what i meant. english is fossilized and language isnt allowed to change because the power that be dont want revolutionary change so they will chain you down with these archaic rules that serve no purpose and are only their because they were always and if you dare challenge them it could potentially pose a threat to the establishment. thats how they control you with regulating language first and then they get useful idiots like you to police all these little details the whole time thinking they are doing something important while they are just doing useless busy work. i said something with the intention meanign and change beyond what you could even comprehend. languages changes and evolve get over it i an doing something to break the mold and you are trying to fuck with my vibe.

captcha: 4tjj4

Ladies and gentlemen: the Kansas Tayleigh

Tayleigh is a fucking whore

chatgpt analysis
I didn't ask it what drugs it could be all I asked was "what is the purpose of this chemistry equipment"

and the wichita lineman

Im not reading all that shit from a retard that doesn't understand basic english

Mr. MMA, if we buy the ps5 for you, do you promise to stream the entire playthrough of Death Stranding 2?

exactly and that why you will die a bootlicking faggot.

yes

Is there any footage of Josie and Simmons talking to each other? (not just being in the same room with a bunch of people)

i type like a retarded nigger so that makes people that speak english bootlickers

Not fooling anyone but yourself, retard

None of this would be an issue if Sam wasn't a cheap kike and paid the extra money for a proper production team

Why is Chicken's chat saying Nina just made out with a girl

I'm excited for Burt to pretend to have a Schizo episode where he can't distinguish role play from reality and all the cast will sit there quietly watching as Xavier runs endless bits on Burt (and only Burt) where Burt becomes increasingly confused and asks the same questions over and over

good job dude you followed the rules of the establishment heres your reward:

>They take it seriously and are always looking for ways to make it interesting

Maybe 20 years ago, Survivor has been stagnating for years though

As opposed to your rewards of acting like an esl?

remember when burt would try and verbally manifest psychic powers for a week and then never brought it up again.

That’s how sex witches get over being cucked on by prostitutes.

Whose channel is she on though

Yeah before he knew the show was live and was actually funny.

Telekinesis. Telekinesis. Telekinesis

Season 1 had bad parts and season 2 had good parts but fishtank has been a failure and absolute trash since Jets inability to provide good episodes for season 1 in a timely manner during 2023.

hmm idk, scotty. how can we trust you to provide this content for us? we'll perhaps need some kind of keepsake for insurance. what's your offer?

i wasnt following any rules is my point dumb dumb. you knew exactly what i meant by “then” you are just such a faggot that you wanted to appeal to some authority in this case being some pre established conventions of grammar that the powers that be enforce as right when the point of language is to convey meaning and it was conveyed properly because you were able to “correct” my “error. its analogous to following the other gay conventions they put on you for no reason and the reward for it is nothing.

um

get over it bitch

we need to be lazymaxxing

deodorant on pits, belly button, and pubes everyday

jerk off and clean dick everyday

rinse hair every day

as long as don't exercise or do anything that makes you sweat, you can min max the fuck out of needing showers. also keep hair short so grease doesnt build up and smell

Telepathy

Precognition

Telekinesis

DUDE wipes

MAN scaped

MR beast

just trust me bro my birthday is next week

Yeah before he knew the show was live and was actually funny.

Burt always knew the show was live, we've known this since day 1 of the season.

actually sex workers typically have really clean sterile pussies because they have to douche out so much. Don't ask me how I know.

a lie

I always make sure I shower 2 times a day, you guys are stinky

if 50 cent and nifty had a baby would it be called nifty cent?

in brazil sure, not necessary otherwise

will taylor swift be on bloodgames

She was raped by Jet Neptune... and she wanted more!

unfortunately she had to cancel last minute. :/ something to do with the human remains found outside of her mansion in New Jersey. i think it's just a gay ARG thing jet told her to do tho and she'll probably end up showing up a few days in.

Thw. Why dont we jusy tyep like this wtiha no regaed gpr punctiatjln if you can ubdg3tstand ebetything im sayinf?

No, she's not hot anymore

good point, Mr. President

thats fine but you are being intentionally obtuse

Ed from Shaun of the Dead follows Taylor on Instagram

properly replyinf to me still

Srop being such a rulefollowi g bootlickwe

he is cryo-coded

real

Just got out of the shower. I feel clean and pretty alpha

good for her

Yeah? Well TJ is followed by Sam Hyde!

He's gonna be on BG2 with Taylor Swift and Andy Dick

stop talking about her

Nobody talks about her more than you, you deserve to be hurt you fucking piece of shit, you will never feel love!

Double You

captcha: γ

Thats the next Hagrid. Taylor in the new harry potter show confirmed???

you described yourself you mentally ill pile of trash

@22679883
Das rite me w

are you more of a Hot Fuzz guy

I'm being unironic, you're the only reason anyone here mentions her anymore, it's your fault you stupid fucking faggot

He prefers The World's End and Paul

they can use zeena lavey as a fill in

super fucked

dont know what drugs youre on but hope youre enjoying them

same drugs Taylor is usually on

do you know what drugs taylor is on?

Jon W

lux was permanently banished from these threads

feels so fucking good that she's gone

i will come

jon is such a brilliantly written character

Her parents pulled a page out of Benleaks' mommy's playbook and got their ISP to ban Anon Babble

none

Burt knows his dick isn't big, right?

is this serious? the last post she made was her saying this place was boring (after based anon kept telling everyone not to reply to her) and that she was done with it

is this serious?

Yeah

Shame her dad didn't beat her to death

You're on drugs

You don't know that stop talking about her you piece of filth

source, last I saw she was posting on 8kun saying she was changing fandoms

lol lmao even

who should we benleaks-mom next?
who's deserving of a good ol' benleaks-momming?

source

Here:
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damn a scatt musician AND a comedian?
john is a man of many talents

Wait brownleaks' mom banned him from Anon Babble? How embarrassing

taylor's belly is filled to the brim with yellow cum :) her boyfriend makes sure she's always fully satiated :) which can be quite tricky sometimes since taylor has quite an appetite :) taylor loves to gurgle on her boyfriend's yellow cum :)

What did “Abi” mean by this?

x.com/abifrail_/status/1923171854019117198?s=61

nobody even knows they fucked jet

And? She's a nice girl, at least she has hobbies you piece of crud

if i fucked jet neptune i wouldnt like sex either

why do you keep track of this

Mary Jane does try to act white

How so?

she fucks her family members

what does this mean?

Nina on stripper pole

instagram.com/stories/nicetogirls/3634618323406087507/

Whites commit incest less than every other race

Calling her Jimmy’s cum sock ate at her so badly that she admitted that she moved to Discord. She was smug for so long.

Uhh Arabs, Jews and Africans aren’t White.

that's pretty cool, whitey!

The most incestuous ethnicity is Pakistanis, this behavior continues even when they move to White countries

I wish the fishtank audience wasn't so autistic and wasn't obsessed with the same 5 jokes they laughed at once. Burt stopped being funny within the first week but the audience will use "burting off" and bigbro / babybro forever just like they do JJJ spam and other shit. No wonder they love jimmy so much

youtu.be/ZEWGyyLiqY4?si=S4beFvyqFlVwOdWV

But he still posts here, doesn't he? How'd he get unbanned?

Are chickenandy and Letty in an actual relationship now? I haven't been watching her streams since she cucked us with the trip to Thailand

Real and based. His sexual escapades especially after being a reject have made him truly Sam Hyde's successor. We can expect Jet to become the defacto owner of Million Dollar Extreme probably by 2030.

you could tell letty was trying really hard to make that a thing

Do we know Jet is having sex?

Survivor 49 gets an autistic contestant

immediately has the lowest critical ratings of all time

Jet saw the writing on the wall for Season 3 by bringing in desperate normies. We need that doubled down on for Season 4. Should be easy with Cheeto Jew torpedoing the economy, lots of desperation out there.

He fucked claire and abi and was raped by an egirl right after s1 (confirmed by betty)

Jet only has cuck sex which isnt sex at all

you know he fucked betty too

Fishtank fans ARE a bunch of Jimmys. I would love to listen in on the convos that the Bloodgames volunteers have while they dig ditches and pick up leaves for free. Autistically stuttering and shouting over each other, internet slang thrown around by complete mush mouths.

update your talking points, markets recovered are up for the year. If you had bought TSLA when Tim Walz was making fun of it you'd already be up >50%

remember how idubbz felt when he was around airsoftfatty's friends? That's the exact hell sam hyde has created for himself lmao

We know Josie, Abi and Claire.

I have difficulty believing she wouldnt have revealed that by now

We need to be loving Smaack.

she's not as dumb as she acts. She pretends like she's a virgin because she knows penetration is a massive turnoff to simps.

Yea but then you'd be fat and brain dead from whippets
plus bro can't get hard anymore according to Claudia

what a delusional retard

johnny said he had a gf that was working on bloodgames with him

andy morin follows me on instagram

yea he was posting from the library for a while with the other homeless broke niggas AYO

Claire hillbilly arc?

where does johnny post

Steinful caught Scotty Rocking
x.com/stainfool/status/1923847431550030129

the kike in the center of the group

subtle

I just killed 100 babies and I sold them all to Hillary Clinton.

Anon Babble

i like making fake ragebait article screenshots and posting them on Anon Babble i always get 100s of (you)s

johnny's still at large? all this time i thought bro was either dead or locked up. and he still posts on Anon Babble? what a world

Betty does not claim to be a virgin, she has said many times that she "cries during sex"

bliccy spotted

i do too :/

you're not up to date on betty lore because she now claims she's a virgin.

she recently changed that story and said she has lost her virginity to a pencil but never been penetrated by a penis(lol)

klaus why are u dual posting on WOF+qGNH & zMBRnqnT it's the weekend and the threads are extra slow

We need to be going to wokie coffee shops and markets to flirt with smaackies about their arts and crafts.

That's klausB

Hi Mike

Confused
Learning
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I want to be the first to penetrate Ariel. I want her to know she is loved.

sadly some random truck driver got that honor 15 years ago when her mother started pimping her out

UPON THE PLAIN, THERE RUSHED FORTH AND HIGH
SHADOWS AT DEAD OF NIGHT AND MIRRORED IN THE SKIES
FAR, FAR AWAY, BEYOND MIGHT OF DAY
AND THERE LAY THE LAND OF THE DEAD, OF MORTAL COLD DECAY

stealz ur bit

Bullshit. I never slept with him. Yall used to shit on me for NOT sleeping with jet. If that alcoholic freak actually did that shit then ofc she can't be the only one surely everyone else would stoop that low. Nope! Keep my name out your god dang threads.

hey
shut up

why are you blurring shit out

why the fuck would jet neptune respect a literal whore like you? lmao

I can only have sex with someone who I disrespect

Interesting

yea we know but you still said you wanted to bang him even after that lol

Have a wonderful day!

why did you kill that young man

Go apologize to your cat, you disgusting and subhuman whore

still has Jet's texts saved from 2 years ago

do you guys still she squirts to them?

Do you guys think she still*

I have 3 boyfriends and yeah they smoke weed

You don't sleep with coworkers, Klaus. I know your jealous my butthole is tighter than yours. Try not selling your bussy for heroin fag.

Notice betty always blurs out replies. Has to make you wonder what she's hiding.

Ariel is beautiful.

we need to be __________MACHINE

We need to be punching ourselves in the jaw until our teeth fall out

how do you get dunked on by shadi and betty

This faggot fanbase now prefers the gay nigger to Based John

x.com/shirtwascash/status/1923830942319222897

We need to be manifesting thin, strong, tan women to come into our lives.

common claire l

Everybody lies, Adam

Burt says some over the top flamboyant gay shit

Jon seethes and chimps out

That's why Burt wins.

realest post in ages

Burt chimped out, not John

this faggot fanbase also voted to kick jon off of bloodgames because he was too entertaining and distracted from jimmy's weird gags

screeching and saying you're going to beat someone up is chimping.

Jon had serious leg injuries and was operating off adrenaline and pain killers he needed to be taken out for his own health. He was indeed very entertaining

the pain killers only made him more powerful

is this why kLaus seethes about poop and gays so much?
oldman needs a diappee?

That's what Burt did

INNFFFFIIINNITTT POOWWWWAAA

Quotes a small part of my posts & refuses to elaborate
Im sensing there is truth in the taking it in the ass allegations

yooo finna suck some d for some brown

Defeated male leaves

my bussy has never been penetrated unlike BBD(big black dildo)Betty so if I had to guess I'd say it's a lot tighter.

BAM A ___

no burt said he was going to rape him

dwop the lewt