/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #572

Hoe edition

NEWS:

-- EXTREME PEACE trailer (ft. Nina, Nifty, Goblina, Cowboy) x.com/wigger/status/1923048347486519653
-- Ben and Chris are "banking" podcasts in preparation for "6 weeks of Fishtank"
-- Season 2 finale on May 23rd

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Can I request the pic of Hadrian and Mary be used for the next thread?

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who would win in a fight ?

SHADIA

or

PAWG PEARL

Pearl, she's accustomed to wrestling negroes in bed

Comic book rules apply I think. You need to compare feats. Shadi picked up Samuel Hydelstein with ease, and displayed above average dexterity when she stole the cheese from the rat traps. I think Shadi takes it 9/10 times.

Shadi would demolish Pearl in a fight lol

all my niggas nazis

nigga Heil Hitla

When does bloodgames 2 begin and who is the confirmed cast?

it's almost summy time!

We don't know more than you, faggot

claire it could have been you

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some random anon posted her a couple weeks ago saying it'd be 2-3 months and i believe them

time to bring ur simpable mid into the woods to plap her against a tree!
I love summy time bros.

all my Claire niggas nazis

Claire niggas Heil Hitla!

i kinda fw hadrian lowkey

im hitler but claire is mussolini and we are allies and i have her back

shadi is asking sodaman for us

*sells ass*

why she did it bros

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TJ will be there but he won't be a contestant

hadrian has a gold star of david necklace he wears when he beats and fucks mary

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every zoomer 6/10+ is selling ass these days one way or another. that's what tj meant when he said Claire's relationships are "transactional" (bruh)

giving major DL bottom vibes

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No proof

HAHAHAHAHAHA

He's a very interesting and enigmatic figure so I get it.

With my headphones i can be happy anywhere in the world

My home is featured in the west's and east's most acclaimed shows of all time

Simpsons and Cowboy Bebop

i bet claudia is really bad at sex anyway. jet L

i wish the stream wasn't paywalled on a shady crypto website

Laughing like a faggot isn't proof

i dont like rough play

he's leaning into the sleazy jewish movie producer thing and it might just work

Hadrian didnt he genocide brittons

and jews

saturday night

Why are you here?

thats the joke lmao (their the same)

he was a hedonistic faggot obsessed with ancient Greece too

you consider claire a 6+?

he did it to appease the court in reality he was based

these days

her mid section alone is a 6

I got a dinner thing at 7, just killing time until.

36* waist maybe.

your insulting both of us

we missed out on bliccy content

I'm sorry, I haven't eaten anything and it's making me lash out. Plz 4give.

To live. To laugh. To love.

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What are we having for dinner tonight Klaus-y boi?

OF girls ain't nothing compared to homegrown craigslist whores

Why does Claire force Isaac to wear the cuckphones in his cuckchair? Shouldn't she have to wear them because it's his place(I assume he pays the bills too)?

lmfao no way

hows business going

brianna

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I've been thinking about Lebanese food since yesterdays Betty stream. I would recommend Lebanese food, chicken or beef kebab specifically.

Retired a month or so ago Tijuanense, all I do now is work on hobbies, collect rents, and fix up my fathers old place. How are things south of the border?

thinking about Lebanese food since yesterdays Betty stream.

Is that would she likes?

*is that what

fake philly cheesesteak but she use real toothpaste

Have you ever considered becoming an adjunct lecturer for fun?

She's vegan so probably not. I love Lebanese food though. It's good man, I would never steer you wrong.

based big dimes belize, me im broke as hell

how did claire feel when she put her hands up jet's shirt and felt the bandaids he uses to keep his hard nipples from poking through his shirts

what do you think the handcuffs were for

CryoCoded

I would never steer you wrong

lol idk about that u did recommend that summy time dox me at one point

Funny you mention that, I was thinking about that recently. There's even a junior college nearby that is looking for help, but I dunno yet. It's only been about a month so far. I'm playing it by ear right now.

I'm probably mid-level rich for the area honestly. Lots of people in my social circle money mog me on the regular.

i am cryo coded

lol I said she knew people that might be interested. I'm almost unbanned for that too. Few more days.

'Luv Lebanon, 'luv me sfihas, simple as

many new numerous developments are currently occurring which are various and happening as we speak

a "joke" but then he said

uh looks like you are stuck now... all chained up you are kinda my play thing

you couldnt stop me no matter what I did

im powerful aren't I claire you are afraid aren't you it's alright I'll be gentle

taking any interns atm? cyber sec that kind of gig

maybe coding too i suppose

you are cryo coded

They hit me for that and for reporting the weird kiwi girl for spamming the bbg threads with 200+ off-topic replies. It's been a minute ya.

If you have a bachelors in chemistry I might could pull some strings. The tech stuff is really just a hobby for me.

I wonder if Jet has tried to get radfem hitler on the show

nah computers only i wouldnt need a job if I was chemist haha know what im saying

I am awesome coded

would unironically break the internet

There have been more developments to the story fren.

a twitter lolcow. used to be a racist Trump supporter that orbited Richard spencer then she went nuts. her husband divorced her and got full custody of their kids so now she is a rabid man hating feminist.

once you come here, i might not let you leave ever

Your body might leave, but your soul is in streamer bootcamp forever

what was the plan there

you forgot the part where she inspired a troon mass shooter

that was fake. the shooter was groomed by a pedophile nazi discord

INFINITE SLUT MACHINES

Y'all referring to the Nashville one from two years ago?

yeah that's why she disappered when it happened

jet neptune dies today

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tj should be a livestreamer.

/ftl/ loves assturday

Hey! Look at me!
I'm sitting here sad and lonely!

Without a fire,
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

And I see da ladies walking
Along one by one,
And I never wanna hear,
"I have a boyfriend!"

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I ain't ever wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
(Tell me why)
I so need a cute girl my age!
(Tell me why)
I ain't ever wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice,
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart!

And I have no fire,
But a desire
To not, to not, to not
Heeeaaar…

Stuck as a virgin with rage!
So need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

Asian butts are unattractive

such a size-queensie

yea they're usually not great
some are nice but it's rare
overall I think whites and latinas have the best shaped bums

press him

Gotta stay TTD or you'll get #PRESSED off the block

Are you muddi Boi coded?

uhhh maybe?

I don't hate dogs
Just their owners

I refuse to date a girl that owns a male dog
Id rather she be completely toxoplasmosis brained

Currently yes

just want to hear zoomerisms in tj voice while hes making faces. i am a simple man

Tayleigh P is a fucking whore

Fuck off faggot

The transition from ass to back is nonexistant which is the most attractive part of an ass

Tayleigh sold her tight Pendlepussy for a mere 50 US dollars (obtained via grandma)

That TTS she got upset about was a hard truth,

every fishtank girl is a prostitute. they sold their dignity the moment they went on the show. nevermind having sex with the wiggers

Aww dude like that cock is so big dude like put it in my butt like Sarge did

I'm fucking pumped for sunmmy time!

I just sexted with an indonesian girl from Anon Babble

how's everyone elses night going?

I actually love summer

imagine getting your cock sucked behind the Litchfield KFC by this creature

Why would someone take Letty seriously her ass is all over the internet. Do your thing. Chicken treat her like the smut jawn she is.

pey was cute at first but then she got fat, addicted to drugs and let ethan ralph fuck her

There was an anti-Hilary Clinton post in the last thread. Can we just.. not here in /ftl/? This place is supposed to be an environment where we can chill and relax and not deal with the drama of the real world, let our minds go for once and not think about how the orange Palpatine is turning our country fascist, etc. Just stop with the Hilary posts. She was a dedicated civil servant her entire career, FFS.

Summy time is fun.
You can bring ur girl and a blanket on walks in the woods to the local lake pond (don't forget the mosquito spray!)

How do you do my fellow furt enjoyers?

yes

i wonder what tayleigh thinks about the new sleep token album

noice dood!

oh ya I've heard of that

oh yea dude I haven't listened much but yea

oh yea Green Day dood

i would hope not because i personally thought it was pretty damn gay

gay

rape aura

What's the largest sized cock that Tayleigh can handle? She'd call an 8 incher disgusting and say it hurts, but it would secretly be the perfect size

were you cryofrozen and just found out she cheated on you like an hour ago so you're letting all yr anger out?

Smaller than what Josie can take I imagine
She's not nearly as experienced as the sizequeensie

please dont post porn i just nutted

There was no AI used in the creation of this photo.

Only raw human intellect.

okay but who made this and why

56/201 posts
This thread is 36% Klaus

Have no idea what you're talking about, Brownleaks

There was no AI used in the creation of this photo.

Only raw human intellect.

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better at being more virtuous than claire

better at being more evil than claire

How can claire compete?

shouldn't frank be upset that his bit with tayleigh was cut from the episode?

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The beautiful josie

She did nothing wrong

she can't
letty and taylor were the smartest wigger groupies by far
they used Jet and Sam for Clout and then moved on to bigger and better things
that's why Betty hates Nina too
She played the game and won

That bit wouldn't happen until the next episode. But yeah it will be cut anyway.

claire can't even claim she's above this if jet recorded it

So what are some nice things the poster formerly known as Claire deserves?

why did jet do that? for blackmail purposes?

can't believe my rape tape is right there

Isn't this bitch an ex-prostitute?

Homelessness

most Japanese women are whores
they don't consider seeing a prostitute as cheating

There's a hard drive in the wigger basement that holds all the fishtank porn to exist that would put them behind bars forever

tj reading her dm

left Claire on read months ago

TJ W

To goon to later of course. He’s a hardcore gooner for sure. Gooning to his parents sex tapes. It’s how he’s wired and why his dick don’t work

there are no wins here, it's all bleak

claire is pure evil

Sam and Bill Ottman definitely made backups of those tapes
they're waiting to set him up as the fall guy when shit hits the fan
Jet will be in prison while they rebrand fishtank
probably go with famous house again or something

She took advantage of and hurt Issac

he was right to call her out for her relationships being transactional (aka poppy tickets for make out sessions)

Isaac might not even know
pretty sure she lied and said she was going with bella
he might be suspicious of Jet and Jacob however

yeah but he didn't seem happy about it like "haha, claire exposed!", it's rather dark.

Grim
No wonder he's stress eating all the time

yea he might have liked her at one point

look girls, Claudia is here! How's the career in reality TV going, girlie?

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hopefully by now he's learned not to bother wasting time with fishgirls

Sam and Jet have several HDDs of Trish and Tayleigh using the bathroom uncensored.

And dunyaye

kentucky fried chicken for supper

Cowboy said that the blur was built into the camera.

cockbuddy lore

does that even make sense

Sold to the highest Israeli/saudi bidder. Some Saudi prince is gooning to skellie tay right now

the claire lore makes tj’s reaction really funny

#BelieveCowboy

Clairebuddy... Lore

KFC legitimately has the best fries in the business.

i wouldn't know, I'd never go there

I wanted to email the poor guy but he got the "Meet The Team" page of his business removed. Better to let it be as it will I suppose!

Mexico just did an epic prank under the brooklin bridge bros 911 esque

I like Boston Market
Corn Bread is Bombtrack

honestly she was right for getting with jordan just because she probably got unlimited fries and sauce packs out of the deal

can I laugh now?

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isn't she bulimic

such a beautiful and glamourous whore

And meth too, don't forget the free meth.

I wanted to email the poor guy but he got the "Meet The Team" page of his business removed.

it's still there. it's under 'contact us' and has an email and phone number.

Cole, Scott, Jon, 'Cooch

The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

cole and scott are draws tho

I'm just saying they're perfectly crispy and have nice seasoning. Pair that with a chicken sandwich w/ bbq sauce and you're in business.

how come I can't kill her?

lol link?

I never wanted to kill her, I just wanted to lock her in my basement ariel castro style.

Are you dejectual's ghost?

I'm not gonna tell him but I feel like somebody should

jet running into thielgang in prison after going state's witness

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Add sarge and you have a winning team

yes. currently haunting her dreams but it just makes her horny and then she starts dreaming about sex with ghosts and reanimated corpses.

this would be way better content than some canada roadtrip

Isaac works for best buy right? I wonder how her and Claire met. Maybe she was part time there as a cashier?

too close to dox for me even if claire is a disgusting whore. he has a very unique name in a small place though so you could find it easily if you wished with one google search

You could try to possess Poncho and rape her the catcock might be the right size

ya you would have to use a VPN or proxy so u don't get banned

hmm maybe but I think she already had that removed. maybe I can scratch her eyeballs out or something good idea.

she said a dildo can somehow magically go through the tights. Logic says that means she should be able to shit through them too. I'm just saying.

Mizzy said she doesn’t know if she’ll be on bloodgames. I guess they haven’t asked people yet

Betty? she says a lot of things. but I think she means the stretchy rubbery kind
not the fabric nylons those would probably rip

Sam's baby momma probably said no
She knows they fugged during the RV trip to vegas

taylor moved on to better things letty is being a disgusting person dont compare them

also props to whoever called that one hotel lobby and asked if Marky was there
(ノ≧∇≦)ノ ミ ━((ヘ・_・)

they both fucked wiggers anon and now they both shill for degenerate gambling companies (kick is sponsored by stake)
(/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ ━

Alright I got it. I wonder if he checks mail on the weekend or if it's better to hit him with it towards the end of a work day.

Uh oh
Claire is gonna be in trouble now
(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ━

better things like a richer guy's dick? kek

Slut gang has her back she will be fine

Don't say dat word mane. You can't say that

Which word? Troon?

.... you can say dat

she doesnt do that and shes making her own money more than you ever will you loser

SLUT GANG WOOOOO

The sacrificial lamb. Fishtank is satanic.

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Claire and Abi are my two favorite glamourous whores ( ´・ω・)…。oo○

( ´・ω・)…。oo○

she probably has that retarded down syndrome looking guy's dick slapping on her forehead right now

his work email being ipeck is funny. sounds like hes got a penis made by apple.

might be good to start it off like an actual relevant email and then tell him a few sentences in so he'll actually look at it. he's familiar with Anon Babble and would probably just delete anything that seemed like trolling

She is lying.

No one who is invited is going to spill the beans.

fucking taylor's mouth while her eyes spin around like a slot machine and gaming noises play

we love our glamourous whores don't we folks.. aren't they great?

just pretend to be friends with her or jet/vgr

or pretend to be one of her sisters or something lol

Sarge and the boys will be eating good on Cryo Island. We're manifesting this into reality.

i dont know why anyone is bothering claire right now when shes been good for the past 24 hours. do it when shes going on one of her 50+ post sprees

Where is Letty? Why hasn't she streamed in 2 days?

we care about Isaac
he deserves to know

I don’t see her going out of her way to reply to someone on twitter if that’s true but maybe

sometimes she takes a chicken jockey break

they probably told them not to say anything yet
jet likes his gay lil surprises

she’s literally cooking meth right now

Burt more evil than Jimmy

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isaac doesnt for continuing to let claire live with him and letting her do drugs.

she doesnt even live with him for free her parents pay for her half of the rent. bother her dad on face book or something

i want burt to suffer

sniffs parking lot cocaine one time

starts cooking meth a few weeks later

damn she's speed running this junkie arc

She is lying.

No one who is invited is going to spill the beans.

Letty is planning out her entire summer trying to get on Ice's prison stream and Binx is planning to go to Europe for a month. BG isn't happening for months. They haven't done any casting at all for BG because its not a secret like the first one.

really that's weird
so I guess the crumble cookie money is just for drugs and alcohol then

time machine

Connor was a pretty good freeloader. He had a unique character and good dynamics with the fish. Burttards will never appreciate Himothy.

Tayleigh and Cockbuddy taught Claire how to make crystal meth
She's breaking bad

can keegan’s dad come?

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Konnor Was Always Based

o7

BREAKING: Rat's boyfriend got scared of her spending all day with the wiggers and threw a hail mary for her loyalty

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sodaman is writing their vows

Very artistic picture Claire bending over trying to entice a young nigga in her whorish ways for TJ to recoil in horror shocked at her abhorrent behavior. Foreshadowing much?

Would have been awesome if he broke that geeks neck

BREAKING: Rat's boyfriend got scared of her spending all day with the wiggers and threw a hail mary for her loyalty

Isn't she a 25 year old NEET? Guy must be confident

she wanted to fuck chip dude it’s over

based ratpilled methadone bf
( ^_^)/

tfw your girl wants to bend over for ben and you think a diamond will fix her

why do burt fans find this funny?

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brother proposed on the bloodgames set, how beautiful

Need to see Jon break this gay nigger's jaw

I probably would have dumped her after hearing her say she wanted to fuck Ben and Chip live on bitchtank but whatever
maybe she cleaned up her act since then?(lol)

its funny you just know jon is yelling and cursing and saying he's going to beat buwts ass

Which wigger's gonna be the maid of honour?

its pretty obvious that jet or someone on production is telling burt to do this

Woah old man. What are we? Some kinda suicide squad?

please let them box for real with no headgear or gay rules
it would be awesome to see burt die

Worthless whore would not even accept Q's bike of friendship

Redditors find it hilarious. They're so far up Burt's ass it's wild.

why does every retarded person on fishtank have a handler?

I think so too

Not a fan. First off, nobody should ever buy diamonds for a ring--they're a ripoff and a scam from an advertising campaign in the 1800s. Second, the ring should be a single, large gem, and not have a bunch of tiny gems along the side. Small gems along the side is a sign of trashiness.

who cares its frank or one of his handlers

this shit is so lame i hate this show

definitely frank white castle
He's obsessed with Jon and his "major bottom vibes"
yea it's too big and flashy
Gaudy you could say

retards are the only ones that think they can build a brand off their fishtank appearance alone and go all in on it.

People wonder why 70%+ of /ftl/ discussion is Letty, TJ and Claire type stuff. Would they rather it be this?

i legitimately hope burt rapes jon, it would be hilarious.

because they're too dumb to realize it's a scam
(Like Betty and Sovic)

Calm down Frank

hi jet

really rape is funny to you?

Just goes to show that weird looking people can find love, maybe there's hope for me

weird people

her bf actually looks normal compared to her
but like I said if you're at least a 6/10 you can get almost any guy
you just have to appeal to their ego

Only if it's daffy duck raping porky pig or whatever that comedian boomer said
Claire is dead
Claudia killed her

Burt said he knew connor way before fishtank ?

Condoned by Rabbi Shmeul Hydenstein and Jet Neptroon

The wiggers need to make him and jimmy box with headshots allowed

RIP Claire
We'll never forget you
You were /ourglamourouswhore/

burt should be publicly executed and all methods of killing they use for the death penalty should be used on him

unironically it would be

They were old rape buddies from the gay bars of Newark.

This but all fags and troons
It's the only way to save society from degeneracy

he would only feel one

isn't the lethal injection painful for a bit

all fags

Even Jet?

it probably burns their blood vessels until they're knocked out/dead

yeah that's fair

I marked out lool

ya

bro why is Burt crashing out about nigga dick and white boys on Xitter

Even bisexuals like Sam?

idk but the bit is stale now
frank and jet need to hire better writers

bisexuals are just coping gays so yes

benleaks stop leakin' and start bakin'

GO TO THE BATHROOM YOUR BUSSY IS LEAKING I CAN SMELL IT

nawt yet!

NEW

thats the Josie pedo thread I think
Baker where u at

josie is getting gooned by Van again

grim

White men donated millions to Shmuel Hydebergstein for this

And they're about to buy his new shoe too. There's probably multiple BLACKED cuckold skits, which all the live showing audiences will give a standing ovation.

It's our thread now

GROSS!