Can't get a date? It's so simple chuds: befriend the racial other, associate with homosexuals...

he'll play along with my in jokes i invent but not push it too far that I fear its serious

I’m 40 now and I realize this new feminist age and agenda is women selecting and men settling for whatever is available to them
I can never look at modern couples the same again
I hope I never end up in such a situation, wondering if I settled for what was on the menu, for something I never wanted or desired in the first place, because I’ve been there, dumped their asses

ICK and yuck

I still don't get it, is she saying she wants a simp?

Not exactly. Women come up with 'in' jokes just like men, things you only 'get' when you're in the social group already or were present when it occurred. She wants a guy who will always go along with the ones she creates and not push back on or get tired of them but isn't neccecairly going to care about his.

fake and larp no indian sees themselves as a parasite WE ARE CEO SAAR

I have no clue. I think women want men that virtue-signal, or can socialize even around retards in case they have a kid with Down’s. Honestly, I never understood it. Maybe it’s a modern thing, since we have tolerance so now women look for tolerant guys to fit in society and climb corporate and career ladder. Evolutionary you would think women would select for guys that are belligerent, hostile and/or selfish/greedy/hoarding/protective of self and family

Because of a woman, I had no "friends" left when she left. They are evil, never let your guard down

anon has quirky female friend who cares and made cute paper mache mini me

woman sees this

wants to possess him

ostracizes him from these friends

breaks his spirit

becomes an alcoholic and cheats on her

she lives in denial

many such cases

do the but

bit

A bit is a comedy routine you poo or jew. They want a guy to go along with all their quirk chungus bits but never take it too far or need their own

straight white guys

It is beyond them to refer to us as men. Give these cunts no attention, and shun their males from any sort of interaction. WE ARE MEN, you fucking cunts. MEN.

Also notice in her reply it didnt matter if the female friend was white or straight

I still don’t get what you’re saying
You write like a schizo

To be fair, many of the quirky female friends that care fail to show the level to which they truly care leaving the guy clueless.

I don't know what in jokes or bits with friends are

Just say you've never had any friends, moshjeet.

Happened to me too, about 17 years ago and no woman even looked twice since

but never take it too far or need their own

??
take what too far?
racist and kunny jokes?
yes, admittedly I don’t have many friends

Take the in joke or bit too far. Yes, let's say there's an 'in-joke' of being 'ironically' anti racist and any time someone uses race as a descriptor they say something like "not that there's anything wrong with that" or "not because of that" poking fun at people being overly sensitive about race being mentioned. They will instantly be offended if it goes 'too far'.

if women are the niggers of genders, you’re a certified woman right now

not that there is anything wrong with being a philosemitic, std-ridden whore of a retard

do the bit

Oh, she’s cuckong him, gotcha

This is off-topic.

I have slightly more social experience and at least understand the retardation the woman is spouting so im a nigger

Ranjeet and not moshe, then?

For the 9000th time, you retards need to stop paying attention to whatever women are saying, especially the weird, low value, left wing, usually obese women who post their retarded hot takes on twitter or reddit. Most of the time they don't even know what they actually want. The way their brain works is totally different from ours.
I hooked up with a chick and the next morning she took a selfie of us naked in bed together and sent it to the girls group chat to brag about it. I asked her why she was so excited and she said it was because she finally got with the guy who hates her (I'm always kind of a dick to her because she is annoying af). She said my love language was being an asshole.

Still don't get it

demoralization thread

Fear, uncertainty, and doubt (often shortened to FUD) is a disinformation strategy used in sales, marketing, public relations, politics, cults, and propaganda. FUD is generally a strategy to influence perception by disseminating negative and dubious or false information and a manifestation of the appeal to fear. These threads and articles are demoralizing propaganda. Don’t believe the kike lie.

If you don’t have friends or family, go join a church. The people in the church believe that IT’S THEIR JOB AS CHRISTIANS TO MAKE YOU PART OF THE COMMUNITY. They will go out of their way to fit you in. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have strong social skills. Just be honest and they WILL take you in and teach you. At least a good church will, so if you don’t find it at one, then keep trying until you find a good one. It’s God’s plan that you have a good mate and family and be supported by a strong community.

It’s amusing that there’s a fat tranny shill like you being paid 10 cents per post that barely makes enough money to pay for your dilating supplies. But your time here will be over soon when you kill yourself for not being a real woman.

sorry I hurt your feelings, anon
I thought you could take it
now please tell me more of illustrious womanhood, great wizard

based beaner pignatamaker got his dick wet
+1 for mexicoland

I'm so fucking confused. I assume that photo got swapped out from whatever she was originally referring too? Also

the bit

well, yeah. should that come as any surprise? women make it a priority to only date and marry men they can 100% control.

this is babbys first redpill. you can be a skinny skeleton or a roided out chad - it matters not. as long as you make it abundantly clear that you either lack the social sophistication to see her wiles and tricks, or you're too desperate for pussy and attention that you'll put up with being a disposable tool in exchange for sex and cuddles.

don’t worry, some high IQ Chadwick will elaborate condescendingly in a bit, pun intended
he’s been with all the ladies and he’s really cool and hip and fly, man

lol it only goes one way, anon. It’s misogynistic for thin men to not want to date an obese women but it’s girlboss, know your worth, never settle feminism if a thin woman doesn’t want to date an obese man

common in the gynocentric US to here women say its a 'red flag' if you dont befriend faggots, lol

if I strawman hard enough, no one will notice im a poo using a memeflag

To be honest I hate normies and most women nowadays are arch normies

calm your tits, chudbert

he looks like a dorky beta that would be compliant for occasional sex is really all it is

yes

I will explain what actually happened in OP's picture. Dude posts a pic of himself wearing a goofy outfit with a matching pinata of himself on his birthday or whatever.
Woman is stalking his profile because she was already crushing on him. Realizes that a girl who is really into him made it because his male friends wouldn't do something like that, but girls LOVE doing extra shit for the hot/popular dudes that they are into.
That made the woman in OP really attracted to the dude because pre-selection makes women massively more attracted to guys. She also realized she had competition and needed to act fast.
She used a the bday pic as an opportunity to start a conversation with him. Probably something like "OMG I saw that bday pic of you and the pinata is so cute LOL!" Nothing too direct, just enough to start a conversation. And apparently it worked and now they are in a relationship.
All of the other shit she said is post-hoc rationalization about how she could "read" him from this one pic and went after him for "good" reasons, not just because he is a hot Chad or whatever.
Really, she saw the pic and it made her think "popular guy who has fun and has girls who are trying to fuck him" and it made her want to fuck him.

Woke right psyop

do women get off on pegging weak boys? figuratively, I mean, because…u kno

What does "do the bit" mean?

long term relationship/marriage
"locked down"

they get off on having compliant and cooperative men who will do what they say

oh right duh
tnx mr horse whisperer

/endthread

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renee_Olstead#Discography
Literally who?

She means he was willing to put on a goofy costume for his bday and pose in a picture next to a matching pinata someone made of him for the lulz.
Boring/lame/uptight/friendless guys don't typically have pictures of themselves doing this kind of thing.

Doesn't sound right in this context

That's just some troll, faggot.

What an oddly specific thing to say.

Ok, the "doing" the bit was in relation to the photo and not some weird thing to do with a relationship. Roasties need to work on their communication skills

anytime a women says something like that, do the bit, play the part, etc. it means sticking to the societally expected male script of how he should act in any relationship

female selection wins again
she sure bagged the goofiest, lamest weirdo with that winning female intuition
a few hundeed years of this selection process and we’ll be back swinging from tree branches and throwing feces at each other in no time

thats not even one of the love languages retard
quality time
acts of service
gift giving
words of affirmation

or physical touch

have oneitis from girl I met in a chat room 25 years ago

she dumped me 5 years ago

nopussy in sight, no matches on dating apps

give up

spend weekends wasting money gambling at the bar

start going to bar with hot young bartender to gamble

nowayshessingleorinterested.jpg

waste money drinking and gambling for months

she suddenly starts asking me things about myself

starts saying questionable things to me

run into her at a bar she doesn’t work at, she approaches me and starts talking to me, nothing happens

fuck it, a month later walk up to her and just straight up ask if she wants to go on a date

she freezes up and gives a non answer, not yes, not no

see her again multiple times, she acts interested but avoids answering when I ask

she’s just using me for attention

fuck it again, start sending messages on dating apps just straight up saying “you’re pretty, want to go on a date” etc.

it works, get a match

she wants to text

tell her about the bartender and how im still interested in her

she likes that I’m honest and becomes sexual

Now the next time I see the bartender she’s going to smell it on me and want me bad. It really is as simple as sucking up your pride and approaching women IRL boys.

Gross, wtf. He’s posing on a dilapidated couch, tarp and general debris in his back yard(I hope it’s not the front, though he could be in WV or KY where it’s acceptable), clearly demonstrating he is a lazy shit who can’t make it to the dump, or has never heard of a burn pit if he’s a country bumpkin. On top of that, he’s blatantly disrespectful towards the American Flag, actually wearing it on something he treads the ground with, a flagrant disregard for the code of conduct with regards to the flag. Idk where this woman sees wife material here, other than the general scumbag vibes chicks dig. I also have no idea why someone assumes this dick has friends, one doesn’t need to actually know people to virtue signal online.

bro lol

Bitches don't even know how to cook and take care of the house and talk like they're hot shit

Manipulative sociopaths prefer weak men to push around and you can tell from the way this retard runs her mouth online that she is a self absorbed sociopath and the guy putting up with her can only be a spineless pushover.

Fucking grim

That’s the goofy kind of loser we see in OP
Women love retarded losers

But I don't have any real friends. I'm a 38 year old virgin that lives with his parents. How do I get a date? Oh right, I don't.

If you follow my stupid made up demands, you too can get a snif at my used up pussy.

Its their expectations they are referring to with the bit.
Being an npc however makes that the same as perceived societal expectations.

She was joking, you autismo.
Obviously "being an asshole" isn't really a love language. She got turned on by me being an asshole to her, and was trying to rationalize it by saying that I really did like her and was just showing it by being an asshole.
In truth, I was an asshole to her because she was annoying as fuck, and the only reason I slept with her because it took zero effort and she has nice tits.

I wish I was as delusional as women are
no wonder they’re so loathed, even by themselves

Imagine just making up fantasy stories in your head to fit any scenario
These people vite…some are even in charge *shudder*

*vote

lol fuck women and what they think. imagine listening to a word that those fucking traitors say. let me remind you that women usually vote liberal while we men usually vote conservative. by doing so, they cancel out our vote. not only do they do that, but the act itself is complete and total treason, since they go diametrically against us, policy-wise. men want less niggers, women want more. men want to ban abortion, women want unlimited abortion. men want guns, women don't want guns. men want to be taxed less, women want(men) to be taxed more. women want more feminism bullshit, men want none of it at all. modern women are nothing more than complete pure fucking traitors, it's just that simple. besides, no one knows what women want. they don't even know what they want, themselves. their mouths just start flapping and words come out, but the words change as the women's moods change.

OOK OOK EEK EEK MY RETARDED PALEOLITHIC HAMSTER BRAIN SAYS THIS SO ITS TRUE

What a fucking nightmare that these subhumans have rights

he's just a hot fuckable cool chad. that's what she really means. what the guy is doing here is what mystery always talked about in the late nineties/early two-thousands, it's called peacocking where you dress up like a cool person/rockstar in order to get the bitches to wanna fuck you.

You could have fucked the bartender if you had just tried to get with her sexually from the start.
When girls are wanting to hangout with a guy and spend time doing things with him, it's usually because they are into him. If you are into her, you should try to escalate things sexually ASAP. Chicks in that situation are almost always DTF, and even if not at least now you know for sure.
Increasing familiarity in a non-sexual, platonic, friendly relationship usually kills whatever initial sexual attraction she had for you.
You basically spent months non-verbally telling her that you weren't sexually attracted to her, and that you wanted a totally platonic, non-sexual friendly relationship with her and weren't interested in anything more.
Then after you have gone past the equivalent of what would be the honeymoon phase of a romantic relationship, and she has been around you enough to no longer see you as the hot, interesting, emo gambling stranger but is now fully invested in seeing you as the friendly, sexless, gambling buddy who is like a brother to her, then you suddenly reveal that actually this whole time you were really just trying to figure out how to weasel into her panties.
This is exactly why so many dudes end up in the friendzone. Don't try to avoid rejection or hide you sexuality or sexual interest in a girl. And don't invest too much of your time, energy, money, emotions, or anything else into a girl that you haven't started fucking.

Best way to find your mate is have no friends and meet a chick with no friends. Worked for me

yep. always been like that, really. i remember being a teenager in the late nineties and my friends and other guys usually ended up just getting with the first chick who wanted to stick around and also wasn't too hideous. so basically the first, second or third chick they fucked, since we guys usually don't go for chicks we consider ugly or just don't want to be with, in general. usually, our eyes and our dicks and our brains can somehow manage to come to an agreement when we spot someone "hot" or "cute". and we guys tend to aim for the gold anyways, so..

chose her over your friends, eh? yeh, that happens now and then..

lol

If your gf or wife wants you to have black friends that is a huge red flag

Women only care about control. Be uncontrollable.

The woman is your enemy in the war, take as much as you can from her and give her the minumum amount possible.

not me germbro witnessed this though

Its their expectations they are referring to with the bit.

No, again, you ESLs are massively overthinking it.
A "bit" is the term for a subpart in a stand up comedy routine. "Doing a bit" is when someone doing something to get attention and make other people laugh. She is literally just saying that she appreciated the fact that the guy was willing to dress up in the goofy clothes with the pinata to "do the bit" with his friends.

also, she is clearly a whore, she was the penthouse pet of the year '24 and has a website called xorenee.com that looks pretty 18 only like. why does anyone care what a nearly forty year old childless stripper says? is this really what the manosphere and mgtow movement has become?

I don't remember which 90s sitcom Renee Olstead was in, but I always had the hots for her

also look at her profile pic. Is that the pic of a 'wife' who doesn't care to be seen as desirable by anyone other than her 'husband'?

aaand she has an onlyfans... yes, her husband is surely a real man, really someone we incels should respect and aspire to become.. what a cool guy, indeed...

I was entertained with anon breaking it down for me

You’re wrong. The bartender is a literal 9.5/10 and she is aware. I watched quite a few dudes do what you suggested and they were shot down very hard and very cruel. She treats me with kid gloves. I am not “friend zoned”, I’m either being used to boost her ego or she’s secretly very much into me. Neither of which has a complete 0% chance of scoring with her. If she sees me with another woman she will become jealous. That doesn’t happen if you’re friend zoned.

Yeah you have to fuck before you talk to the woman you like. Fuck a different woman routinely. Then upgrade to the bartendress.

god you’re goofy

You have to draw your own lines and put your foot down.
I know its hard for people pleasers but there is nothing more pathetic to a woman than a weak man.
If you dont stand your ground and assert yourself over her demands your relationship is already on life support and its only a question of time until the plug is pulled.
Good to hear.
No.
I am the native speaker here, mariposa.
"The bit" is not a reference to a stand-up routine but to playing the part which is a euphemism of manning up for marriage.

just do what you want, dude. she either fucks you or she doesn't. hot bitches have all the power anyways, it is what it is. and they know it. i remember being a youngin' and watching how all the simps followed after the hot chick in their group like a pack of ducklings, it was absolutely revolting, utterly pathetic. they were all her "friends" and she was "completely and totally" oblivious and was just out to "have a good time" and "dance with her friends"... obviously, they all knew why all those guys always obediently followed them like a flock of geese. they always know. it's just part of the game to pretend otherwise.

I saw this at a place I worked, 25 y olds ++
it was pathetic

No

female talking

don't care

hurr durr durr I should ask a fish how to catch fish instead of talking to a successful fisherman!

only retards give a shit about what cuntoids say instead of paying attention to actions and results.

/thread
Human women, just like the female sage grouse or pea hens, use mate choice copying. That's why you're more desirable to women as soon as you put on a fake wedding ring, or enter a bar together with your attractive sister or your female coworker.

yeah.. terrible stuff. just terrible. modern "dating" sure is a crazy concept, if you think about it. the way i see it, modern dating will always lead to complete and total female dominance, since they have all the power. they have what we need, after all, right? it was probably better for the average beta in the old days when youngsters dated where marriage was the ultimate goal, whereas now, it's just about mindless fucking, an area the chads will always excel at and get the lion's share of..

Nothing works as good as the fish.
That’s why the troons and kikes hate on it.
The fish got me my wife.
Never doubt that fucking fish.