Anon goes to strip club

be me

be fed up with finishing up all my daily errands

decide to go to strip club

somehow come out more lonelier than when I went in

realize I will be 29 soon and still never had a gf

There really is no peace for robots in this jew world..

Just find girl

somehow come out more lonelier than when I went in

bro i can get a blowjob for 50eur dafuq are you talking about, they will even invite me to do a rail

Its not even that. If I wanted sex I could get it but anything beyond glorified masturbation with another person's body feels out of reach.

29

virgin

How?

I am amazed when I browse Anon Babble and I read these testimonies. How do you remain a virgin this late in your life? Do you live in a nunnery or a monastery, or something? Have all people in your life voluntarily chosen chastity and taken the vowels? Are you actively running away from every single woman you see? Are you hiding under a mountain?

Because I tell you, women are half the population and at times they are even hornier than you. I've seen the biggest pieces of crap effeminate losers actually lay some very attractive women through minimum effort. They did not even need to go through those self-torture self-improvement routines that you people obsess over, entertaining that after the 10589th dumbbell curl, women will suddenly want you.

If sex is truly this great mystery in your life, you should just go to a still normal country and get this done with. I promisse you, it won't change anything truly and you will still hate yourself and this world. But at least you will stop fantasizing that pussy can make you want to be alive.

Grow as a person, eventually it'll happen.. unless you're just horribly ugly.

Also fuck the captcha.

Why do you want to connect so much with some hoe, lower your expectations. with this attitude when you find some bitch she will break your heart too hard it will give you hemorrhoids, focus on yourself bitches will start sticking to you like the french to cheese. Love is overrated anyways

Do you feel less lonely by getting a blowjob from a prostitute?

The only time I went to a SC is in college. My buddies told the lady that I was getting married (I wasn’t) and she tried really hard to get me to cum. She took me by the hand to a separate room and was like “hey it’s on me” and started doing things like putting her ass on my face or her nipples on my mouth, etc
I didn’t get hard. Even after she grabbed it. I just felt wrong being there. I interrupted her and said “are you happy?”
She stopped and was like “huh?”
So I just talked with her for a while. She had a pretty rough life. She then told me we should go out on a date, and gave me her number. I never called back

Not a virgin I had tinder hook ups and "situationships" but they were not worth the hassle. Also, head > intercourse any day of the week.

Yeah thats exactly why I am hestitant from ever trying to love a woman ever again. I don't think those creatures can love. Think that shit is reserved for God only and maybe your close family.

Not everyone is a black nigger in a brown tropical niggerland

How?

That's what not talking to people does to someone. Something, I can attest to it.

half the population

At birth, they are less than half 1.05 to 1. Its worse in countries that practice gender based abortions. If society is mostly monogamous then it leaves some men behind, or they settle for older women because males have a higher mortality rate/lower life expectancy, which evens out the total population numbers in the end.

it's cause you spent time on your puter instead of making friends and fucking their friends. this shit didn't happen much back in 2000.

I am amazed when I browse Anon Babble and I read these testimonies.

Why?

I know nu-Anon Babble sucks but many of those post were the backbone of Anon Babble from the very beginning.

My wife loves me and is a normal person. You're just trying to love white women which isn't possible.

that's not how to go to a strip club retard, it wasn't supposed to mean anything.

holden caufield type shit. But yeah the older you get there are less and less good women around if any at my age. Its damaged goods at best you have to fix.

Brother if it wasn't for shit like tinder I would be a virgin to this day. College, friends all the bullshit never helped me one bit to get with ANY girl.

society is mostly monogamous then it leaves some men behind,

Wrong
Nigger you're so retarded

I went to a massage spa last week that I found on Google Maps—it had a generic name like “Wellness Oriental Touch” and 4.7 stars with almost 400 reviews. That seemed reputable enough. I booked under my initials and paid in cash, as I prefer to keep personal services discreet.

My therapist, a woman named “Mimi,” greeted me and led me into a room lit with pink bulbs and a small tabletop fountain. I assumed it was part of an Eastern healing aesthetic. I was a little surprised when she asked me to undress completely, but I didn’t want to seem culturally insensitive.

The massage was effective, although unstructured. At one point she asked if I “needed more stress relief” while touching my thigh. I assumed this was part of some deeper muscle work and just grunted noncommittally.

After about 40 minutes, she made a strange hand gesture and said, “You want full service now?” I told her I was already getting a full massage and wasn’t sure what else was included. She laughed and said, “Okay, maybe next time, you think about it.”

She handed me a paper cup of lukewarm water, bowed, and said “Very good client, thank you.”

I tipped her 30% because I wasn’t sure if declining the “extra” service was offensive. I’ve since been told by a friend that this may not have been a fully licensed therapeutic facility.

Should I leave a review clarifying that the massage was good but the atmosphere was confusing? Or just let others find out for themselves?

I didn’t belong there

Fucking a zipperhead and raising elliot rodgers is not the move. Can't think of a more cucked existence than raising kids that don't even look like you. Literally playing into the Jews hands.

yeah i have a feeling i would be extremely uncomfortable even if i cheated and bought the attention of a girl. its just not meant to be

stop being a lil pussy ass beta male bitch
identify your weaknesses (like being a pussy) and eliminate them (stop crying like a lil bitch) --> become strong (attain a gf)

idk man in my experience all women feel asexual. theres not the slightest hing that any of them want to fuck anyone. now internet is a different story but irl out in the real world thats how it feels

It makes me sad that one of you probably jerked off to that video, and I've only seen the tumbnail.

Never understood dudes who wanted to get handys from gooks either for like 100 extra bucks. Maybe I would understand if they give you some good head, but never heard of any of these massage parlors doing that kind of stuff.

very bad upbringing as in your parents are actively trying to thwart your life

yesssssss
let's go
OHHH DEAR i LOST

I bench 225 for reps I am just lonely and tired. All I want is a bitch who can do all the female chores around my house and someone I can fuck before falling asleep.

I don't get a blowjob because i'm lonely but because i like getting a blowjob from some hottie and unpaid i might add but i have some contacts in that world to connect me if i get leprosy or something. I haven't felt lonelyness in a while, i just have so much fun by myself doing shit i don't need anybody, too much work to do, grow my bussiness. And love.. friendships they are kinda irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, overrated and a waste of your time, if you stop, think and focus that is just an illusion a feeling, just a mechanism of your animal parts you will get my meaning.

Yeah thats exactly why I am hestitant from ever trying to love a woman ever again. I don't think those creatures can love.

They can, i don't really want to dissuade you of feeling love, you might find some woman that is absolutely crazy about you, mb there is already one and you haven't noticed(happened to me). I'm just saying don't get your hopes up too much about this shit, it's all too fleeting and emotional, in the moment it feels good but later you will think on it and it will be kinda irrelevant, like a glass of wine you had 2 days ago and it felt good dancing after, you know? just feelings, what really feels good is doing something, finishing something and there it is, you can see it and feel it. Idk if i'm explaining myself correctly but i bet somebody gets what i'm saying

Nah I get it, its weird I actually enjoy my job cuz I don't think about anything else but the work stuff. I also know for sure that a girl was into me at a few times in my life but I don't think about it much, don't even really think about the girl I lost my v card to any more much even though I still like girls who look like that a lot.

START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfM [Open]

There is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon taking a big fat shit on their jewified society, never forget that.

shut up you fucking nigger faggot, you been posting this copy pasta for over a year now, kill yourself. "people" like you are why this site has become shit.

sorry buddy you have to be at least 200lbs 6 foot 2 for a grown woman under 300lbs to be attracted to you now in 2025 but thanks for playing

Lower your standards brother
Gotta level up on some ugly bitches before you understand women

I am a virgin at 37. How? My folks put the fear of God in me, making me believe that if I had sex, I would burn in Hell for it. They told me to focus on school and work only. It's a very lonely existence.

Just chase fat chicks and uggos. It's not hard. Start with, "Hi, my name is Anon and I find you very attractive. Would you like to have dinner sometime?"
Works 51% of the time.

I cannot get my dick up for that nor can I love them or want them. I don't care enough to even bother with that. I am not becoming a plapmaxxer. I hate fat people.

Came to say this

Shut the fuck up spic

just make $250k+
Working out is a min lol, everyone should be in shape

You don't go straight to the hillsbrad foothills nigger
You have to grind some bandits outside stormwind first

even those demand the same things as the pretty one

requirements for men

be jacked

make 6 figures

spin plates all day every day trying to entertain women

actually be more entertaining than most other men

requirements for women

nothing thanks to them having solidarity instead of endlessly competing with each other like modern simp men do

im more amazed when i think about i learn from listening on normalfag conversations out in the wild
they live such different needs, desires, lives in general it baffles me
i feel like we are different species
honestly i envy normalfags, because with what i want, i know ill never achieve it, because its simply impossible, so i just tumble about in my life till i die
i have nothing to look back fondly on, i have nothing to truly enjoy currently and i have nothing to wait for
its an utterly hopeless and bland life i live

Wrong
They will beg to suck your dick and thank you afterwards

I value myself highly, can't find a woman who deserves me.

It's the natural order of things, go cry about it

Its just like my le vidya gayme

fuck off to reddit nigger faggot.

it will be really hard to find anyone that ugly. all of them got from a decent looking man at least once so why should they settle for less

understand women

It's actually really easy to find ugly women lmao
They're everywhere

Or don't, I don't mind

Its not even that. If I wanted sex I could get it but anything beyond glorified masturbation with another person's body feels out of reach.

Faggot as a man you never are going to experince that so just buy a gun and die already sorry frend i dont want to be rude but is the truth love fro men dont exist

I'm aware brother, the only love that exists for men is the love from God. I think the phermones got to me.

Bit of a strong statement from someone who made a blogpost crying about his life lmao

Bro here are the likely options that explains your situation/feelings.
Either you're absolutely hideous, and you are correctly assessing that no one would ever fuck you.
Or you are autistic as shit, have no social skills whatsoever and also cannot read women correctly at all.
Because long story short, you are wrong. Women are horny as fuck, especially if they're closing in on 30 and haven't had kids yet. It's literally biology dude, you are the problem.

Don't let "your" girlfriend's bf see you post on the le evil 4chinz, he might not let you order that new baaasedtendo switch.

help bros I'm so lonely

actually I'm king shit and I run this joint and you're all gay redditors

Make up your mind little buddy

How do you remain a virgin this late in your life

I don't go outside and I've never made a move

I know you are autistic because you compare life to a video game, but I have enough self-respect myself to never become a plapjak. That's the whole point of this conversation. Even if I was to even entertain that thought my body certainly wouldn't I know for certain my dick would not get up. Finally, once you dealt with women enough and their baggage you know its always the same type of bullshit fatherless behavior so why would anyone want to be caught in public with a landwhale one when you can get one that isn't a complete abomination at least on the outside?

you can get one that isn't a complete abomination at least on the outside?

Can you?

this is one of those girls with a bigger dick than me isn't it? just whip it out luv, I'm desprate

I have done that before. My problem is that women cannot love and the women my age are damaged and not fit to form a nuclear family with.

well indeed most people are not famous movie stars. normal day to day men don't make women feel anything

A strip club in an American city will be at least 60% nigger clientele with trashy white women strippers servicing them for jew fiat money.
The other 40% will be other nonwhite trash plus older white guys who somehow tolerate all that diversity and can afford multiple lap dances.

Lower your standards

Nah thats true too, its a super blue balling experience. Might as well have tried to find a hooker or brothel or something.
My standards are low, be white, not fat and not a troon.

Speak for yourself buddy, it does happen

I promise you that the women I pull are women you would be simping for while they use you as an emotional tampon.
dyel tier post.

what a weird timeline we are in. maybe they should have got married and let the man work like it used to be then

so pic is a meme, but does anyone have a sauce/name?

Should have just lost your virginity when you were 14 to a 30 year old like I did, loser

Brother if it wasn't for shit like tinder I would be a virgin to this day. College, friends all the bullshit never helped me one bit to get with ANY girl.

i hope you know how pathetic that is.

ex-club bartender and dj here (“alright gentlemen, put your hands together for (checks list).. Candi .. and don’t forget candi and all these beautiful ladies are available for your own personal and private dance …( press play on Candi’s playlist, first song enegry where she fucks the pole, 2nd song tits come out, 3rd is a ballad full strip…))

Strip clubs are the saddest place on earth. First rule of working at a club, if you’re legit and not mobbed up, is don’t get involved with the girls. They’re all fucked up in one way or another, needy or manipulative, their whole existence warped by interactions with degenerate males. 3/4 of the girls are addicts or with abusive bfs; 10% are lifers with no reasonable economic way out (no education, beats working minimum at Walmart), the rest either legit smart girls hustling serious $$ to pay for education or investments, or very short timers who either drop out or turn into the 3/4.

No shit.
Strip clubs are retarded.
At least go to a hooker.

just listen.
youtu.be/Kt4rWLVAW5g

I'm a 31 year old wizard. I'm simply a nerdy introvert shut-in otaku who never particularly cared to court women.

Why would going to a strip club ever make you feel less lonely?
Silly notion.
Unironically, strip clubs are for married men who need to get away from their wives.

If you're looking for actual female companionship, or at least to come away with the idea that women are even worthy of companionship, why would you ever go to a strip club?
A literal child could have told you that they're full of gold digging clapped out sloots, and you won't find so much as a whisker of human decency in the whole joint, because that's not their business.

You'da been better off hitting up the church, silly.