Florida, what happens here? Would you live here?
Florida
No idea. It's full of brown people. And nah, far too warm for me.
Really bad. Seem like republicans like it. Tennessee is rising fast from the looks of it. Insurances sky rocks is causing Fort Myers, Tampa, Miami, and keys population to tank. On the plus side folks are looking to move in cheap leaky Florida houses damaged from hurricanes.
Jews are calling Florida 'the new promised land', we see how well it worked out for the Palestinians when their land became the 'promised land'.
Florida, what happens here?
Meth, incest, hurricanes, beaners, and neoliberalism. Oh, and really, really shitty grocery store sandwiches.
Would you live here?
Not if you gave me a 10/10 wife and paid us 7 figures every year to do so.
I looks great in pictures and then you read up about it and it is a bug infested swamp where it always rains
I'm here right now AMA
Why?
It sucks
It's Spic'd beyond belief
For a wedding. Going back to VA later
its alright, one of the better southern states in some parts, obviously there are better places to live, but most those places require a cultural integration or are very cold
Bradenton checking in.
All we do here is teardown trees and build car washes, storage units and big apartment buildings. Then wonder why shit gets really bad when hurricane season comes along.
You can blame corrupt cuckservative county commissioners for destroying anything green.
Oof. Talk about a lateral move.
Well, be safe. Driving I-95 makes the best of us want to kill ourselves.
4 is probably the worst of em.
Then it's a tossup between 75 and 95.
Yeah...
75 also has the added malefit of going through D*troit...
But 95 goes through D.C.
Maybe we should just carpet bomb the entire stretch of each to be honest.
Meth in the public water supply, hence florida man and his escapades
I've been in every interatate in the state
Best to worst goes
I-10
I-95 not around Miami
I-75
I-4
I-95 around Miami
greatest state in the world
t. floridian
Not when it's 95 and I have to hear the mush mouth Spic version of Castilian every fucking day
You already know.
No way, too humid, too many hurricanes & tornadoes, too many alligators, too many people
Florida, what happens here? Would you live here?
Born and raised fort lauderdale. It used to be cool like 20 years ago with the relaxed attitude and drunks on boats. New York/Jersey have basically invaded and brought their lawyers with them so it really is just overcrowded and shitty. About 10 years ago massive packs of negroes appeared out of nowhere (NYC) and now all public places suck. Half the year the weather is beautiful, half the year it's 93 degrees and 90% humidity and your sweat doesn't even evaporate. The half of the year that it's nice out the traffic is so fucking bad you don't want to deal with going out. The best part about living down here is the hurricanes because all the transplants run away and it's back to being floridamen in their natural habitat which is fun.
the gulf coast of florida is more midwestern but it is still turning into a massive anthill of people. the panhandle is alabama's beach. central florida is cattle country. the everglades is a giant swamp with gators, mosquitos, and peacock bass. the keys were cool before tourists ruined 90% of it. northern florida is pockets of blacks and a few white enclaves (north vs south jacksonville). st augustine is a fun little tourist town. I have never spent time in daytona and haven't been to a theme park since halloween horror nights senior year of highschool. oh and the springs in the ocala area are great but there are tons of people there too. okeechobee is disgusting because they drain it all the time because they're afraid of hurricanes flooding out their illegal immigrant labor trailer parks surrounding it.
Ive shit in over 50 urinals in and around orlando florida. Once a puerto rican girl shit on my dick while assfucking her at the movies at downtown disney and i had to use popcorn to scoop the girlpoop up.
Also once took the bathroom clean sign in sheet from the upstairs bathroom at the fashion square mall near where coliseum of comics was and shit on that then smooshed my turd on the mirror.
Once at the walgreens at michigan and delaney or summerlin i shit in the bathroom then told the wagie that somebody shit in his urinal. While he was processing that info i said "it was me" and walked out to my buddies waiting car. Later that night we got going about 60 on obt and threw lolipops at hookers that had to be going triple digits. Once heard one hit her skull. Lol go be a whore somewhere else.
Once in traffic a nigger dude fag prostitute showed me his ass so motioned him to come over then immediately dip spit him in the face. Fucking faggot.
We used to yell "nigger" at the niggers on paramore but we stopped after we got shot at.
Boone high 09 represent
The heat and humidity are unbearable. Property taxes and homeowners insurance are sky high. Its game over for Florida. Literal Cali 2.0. People are leaving.
I live here new port richey. It's all white trash. There is empty packs of 305s, big gulp cups, and dollar general bags litter everywhere and bums at every corner. People are weird. Things are expensive as fuck. Insurance, rent.l all that. Pay is low . The heat is fucking unbearable right now, you can cook eggs on your dashboard by noon.
People here are weird. It must come from constantly trying to escape the heat..it's an oppressive feeling.
I hope we get more hurricanes this year because I hate this place and want to see it destroyed
Im from Miami, hello
Meth
Moon lake representing. even comes don't come back here unless it's a convoy. There are religious compound, whorehouses, meth barns, dirt roads that lead to fortified compounds with no power or water. I once doordashed to someone living in a crashed Cessna he told me he was hiding from child support for the 15 years
It's wild here
It's the limp dick of the Atlantic coast.
Where do I find shrooms damn people are now gonna be way more scared to sell spores
Lots of spics and any amount of land that isn't a protected area is being turned into a neighborhood faster than you can reply here.
Florida, Singapore and northern Australia are the only tropical places on Earth that are First World tier.
florida is not first world tier, I live here
Just moved to Tampa from California.
Liking it so far.
I have never seen so many black people with jobs in my life.
At least we have a coast
Florida
First world
That's pretty laughable man. They haven't paved roads near me since 2007. The only places that get nice things are those gay cuck HOA neighborhoods going up everywhere that cram 5000 people into 2 acres.
In my opinion, Florida was a better place 20 years ago. It was low cost of living. Making $15 an hour here made you a fucking king in 2006 because rent was only $500 a month
Man they always say we're in a drought then a hurricane comes by and it's all good
There is no social safety nets. You either work or starve. Seriously. Don't loose your job either. Unemployment is only 7 weeks and pays only $975 a month
The tropical part of Florida ain't first world anon
Does the first world have chickens walking around everywhere?
Whatever you do, please don't buy a house previously owned by a boomer. The shitty half assed repairs on these places are insane and all the wet walls are full of mold
Air conditioning ruined Florida, and I'm tired of pretending it didn't.