Troon edition
NEWS:
-- Nina got burgered by Chicken
-- Faggot Burt has been chimping out at John, Reddit is very impressed
-- EXTREME PEACE trailer (ft. Nina, Nifty, Goblina, Cowboy) x.com
-- Ben and Chris are "banking" podcasts in preparation for "6 weeks of Fishtank"
-- Season 2 finale on May 23rd
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I love my monkeys man
I was going to meme Claire as Kansas Tayleigh but if she’s really going back to school my plans have been thwarted so it’s back to the drawing board
buwcees
Not as crazy as trying to convince us that Josie and Letty are chuds.
Retty is significantly chuddie. That’s a fact
Sure. Letty and Ella.
Troon on the left looks like a chubby Letty from the thumbnail.
Also any guesses to what Letty is getting at the pharmacy that is a secret and didn't want Benny to stick around and stream it?
jet neptune dies today
Letty says she supports LGBT rights though and would love her theoretical gay son or daughter (though she would have a second kid who isn’t gay to ensure she gets grandkids to pass on her genes)
you say this as if school is going to fix her
What does Claire think she's accomplishing by going back to school? She already missed out on the college experience. Even if it wasn't too late, she's too ugly and antisocial to be a Sorority Stacy like her sisters.
Missing the full experience won't stop Claire from cheating on Isaac with every guy she meets at school.
claire wants to take music in school. its better then fucking jet neptune and getting fucked up while posting on /ftl/. maybe /ftl/ should try being a little more encouraging to people that want to improve and add structure to their lives instead of entertaining the same vices.
So what girls does /ftl/ lust after these days? If someone put out a 'best fishgirl' poll today, who would win?
the girl reading this
crazy coming from you
gonna need claire to post 'anyways' once per thread so we know she didn't get goon-murdered
Do you think Claire having a fanbase of weirdos posting about her, and her constantly reading those posts and occasionally interacting with those posts, affects her mental stability?
all girls like attention
She might like it, but that doesn't mean it's good for her..
If you believe any woman actually holds those ideas with conviction you're kidding yourself. Totally performative!
Thanks Shiloh Hendrix, you stupid bitch. Now being racist is en vogue again Ill have to counter signal it and start loving fags I guess; as is my duty as a contrarian ODD avant garde post ironic artist. Way to go. Fucking BITCH.
Assume they don’t have real jobs or get money through evil scammy means so project their own unhappiness
All about summy now. She’s private enough we can’t judge her personal life and the current extent of her Beautiful Princess Disposition. Summy time is just around the corner
Nothing is better than fucking Jet Neptune. Nothing.
So what girls does /ftl/ lust after these days? If someone put out a 'best fishgirl' poll today, who would win?
Burt is the only thing left to lust for which is why the threads are full of insane seething.
idk she's pretty fucked up and doesn't seem to have anyone she is comfortable getting feedback from. without ftl who knows what would have happened with vgr/jet
i think we are a net positive
Damn this is old. I don't think I ever saw this so it must be one of the streams she got rid off long ago.
If she truly is trying to better herself that's good although I wouldn't blame anyone here for having their doubts. These girls are broken beyond repair.
hopefully we get a guy to root for next time. we havent had a good guy to simp for since cole. Luke is to much of a sycophant and TJ’s drunkenness and inaction makes him unreliable.
Hey, little bros, Burt Bronx here, I just found out about this little community from one of my little bros on X (formerly twitter) and he said it's like reddit but edgier. After browsing the website for a few hours I figured you would enjoy this photo of my big black cock.
I MIGHT GET TWO GOOBERS
I MIGHT GET THREE GOOBERS
I MIGHT GET FOUR GOOBERS
This faggot nigger has the audacity to call his chode "big"
big enough to stretch your tight pink pussy, incel bitch. kill yourself.
damn i didnt know mia was like that
Damn this is old. I don't think I ever saw this so it must be one of the streams she got rid off long ago.
This is from her last stream before she went on hiatus until BG. She showed up trashed and pilled up so she cut streaming and went dark on socials to fix her shit.
It’s small
I just realized that I'm the Claudia of my siblings...
Who?
How often do they go on vacation without inviting you?
the person that was censored in this photo is jet neptune
She showed up trashed and pilled up
Seems to be a reoccurring problem for Letty. Jezza mentioned her almost offing herself on pills and liquor when they were dating and Tommy was her drug dealer so we can assume she also got into pills with him. I remember Tommy talking about how she would randomly go off on her own while fucked up in the middle of the night and he and his dad would spend hours looking for her.
mia is the high hp high defense build. kelly is the high speed glass canon.
I'm a slutty minx looking for no-glove love. Interested, daddy?
My pussy like a raisin, my clit a beacon.
Find me and hydrate me. Extinguish the flame.
-C
cryo?
So she was just reverting to her tumblr-ism which she does after every breakup
I think she was still dating Tacx when that happened though but I'm not sure.
Letty doesn't take drugs. She occasionally socially drinks, but otherwise she's free of drug influences. She was on a Sam Hyde show, man. Sam doesn't deal with drug users.
I think she was still dating Tacx when that happened though but I'm not sure.
This vid was maybe a month or two after S1 ended. Maybe July?
cryokeen has reached his final form as a gayer hornier version of the riddler
she said herself that the wiggers got her hooked on pills and she almost killed herself
She was already into pills before meeting the wiggers anon. The wiggers def. hooked her up with drugs though when she was staying with them in RI.
i was invited they almost cancelled when i did but i told them not to because i should deal with my own shit not them
anyways
which one of you made Mia disable her instagram?
Sam, now that Taylor disavowed your paedophile cabal, when can you bring back the Cole pfps on the Fishtank website?
She was on a Sam Hyde show, man. Sam doesn't deal with drug users.
wn2b not defending letty if we're trying to make claire feel bad because it's not gonna work. we all know the truth about her and if u wanna live in denial thats on you
anyways im vibing. bye
Nina has used ritalin, adderall and cannabis just in Thailand alone
That's not Mia
Nitrous also.
I don't think ever accused anyone of getting her hooked on pills. She said she had trouble adjusting to her newfound e-fame, especially with people digging up her revenge porn.
claire is the one that alienates herself... so sad...
we need to be sending cum tributes to Claire's sisters
you gotta stop saying stuff like this
the father the son the holy ghost.
claire wanted to check in on us to see if were good thats sweet luv u too claire
open wide
Crazy how I was out of town all weekend and not one of the 15 girls I pay to follow on Onlyfans post one decent thing all weekend. Holy fuck whores are so worthless, can't even do the one thing they're good at. Well, I guess all women are lying thieves so they're actually very good at what they do.
Lmao I forgot she did whippets
no i don't think i do
what food item would Alex Primestein be
you gotta stop saying stuff like this
thats fair
hearty soup
Sorry, can't go on vacation with you, gotta crash out on Anon Babble all week
This bitch is oblivious
She also took Molly with Chicken.
And whippets with one of the Asian kick guys
Not R0adtt1p material
she's ugly. her and jet are unironically a good couple.
yeah me too
this time last year letty was saying she wanted to settle down with a respectable man kek
simmons brandon mauro burt tank
few will understand, many will be angered, but the truth is claudia is too much of a directionless burnout junkie for jet to be interested in her for anything but rape
damn bro
Disenchantment lingers on the lips of my bush.
Pen1s, 2in, S3men. Remember the sounds and cadence.
l _ u _ _ r _
-C
imagine telling your family you can't show up for vacation because you'd rather guzzle cough syrup from a big gulp and play roblox with preteens
you know things are fucked when you're explaining the family vacation to fat guys on Anon Babble
you have to have a killer instinct, you just have to
i love that game
Why summer copying my lyrics gimmick
Tony as a regular contestant would have been a fan favorite. A combination of Jon's retardness while being ASL that can only understand about 70% of what he's told.
about to write some heinous shit but thought better of it so heres a pic of jc.
bitches stay pressed
bitches stay mad
ad infinitum
Woulda Coulda Shoulda
See? Jet Goodson just makes people want to be better individuals.
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Catholics usually burn out quick from the porn industry. Jet is more compatible with fellow Jewish girls. There’s a nice jizzlane Maxwell out there for him.
i had a dream last night i went to a party at cryos moms house and i was so excited to meet him but he was hiding from everyone the whole time
is that what you do at parties
What is the justification on having Andy Dick on the show after kicking Simmons and Brandon for being weird sex pests?
yes
Cryo Clallo Benleaksciator
this is what i do
manifesting a bigtime banging cryokeen party at bloodgames iykwim
THE LOVELY NINA has gifted us with so much thaitent
What are homeless people so upset about all the time anyways? They run gypsy gangs of children here who hang out at all the big intersections begging for change I saw the head gypsy coordinating the children by a dollar store and he's telling them all where they are going to beg and to muster at a certain time at the same place to move onto a more lucrative begging spot.
They remind me of the Cree Indians of the Saskatchewan plains. Migrating along with the buffalo herd. Following the bison across the plain, and leading them all on stampedes off cliffs to their demise. Just like the gypsy with the gypsy begging children gang. The crazy part is there are like no fucking gypsies here in this city but them and they are all scum.
Q Jemery Toiletty
Who was that other namefag?
they work for the government
Cancer is the proof
We will be going nowhere soon
You're the reason why
Im always asking of you twice
That's what we call a Wetaskiwin 5 around here. Looks like she has a little bit of some sort of congenital birth defect like down syndrome.
Everyone rips on the lazy eye though, but you all know you'd love Nina suckling on your ballsack looking up at you all cross-eyed and literally retarded. Like taking advantage of the retarded girls in high school man. So hot. Nina's only redeeming factor is her lazy eye.
Tony was great. I didn't tune in much for S3 but the Tony arc was one of the few entertaining things that kept me engaged and coming back to check up on the season.
better then
IT'S "THAN"
Why are you all so fucking retarded
My boss said to me:
"Take my advice please
Instead, for one second, up off your knees
We are not the competition
When we strive, we strive
To be number one."
the Tony arc
little bros
He calls them baby bros.
(with photo this time)
How to go from left to right:
Eating like shit, steroids, going to art school, clownpill, fucking trannies, having a cuck fetish, being a bottom, being disowned by your family, anglo genes, losing all your money, getting cancelled, Jet Neptune
you just want to time travel and tell the one on the left that everything is going 2 be ok
Pey is so violent
what do we need to be doing again?
Thats what i love about her.
this was more entertaining than xavier and burt on the bloodgames set
I know enough sam lore to know he did this on purpose because he got his ass kicked in a fight once years ago thinking his martial arts class made him a ninja and he's been insecure about being a weak theatre kid ever since
Letty looks like she aged 5 years since going to Asia. She needs to wash her face more and stop taking pills or she's going to look real fucked up real soon
It's all calypso
look at the lion
I walk around with my horns down now
But it's not easy to show
it's up
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People were bitching that Payton should be kicked off the show because of this
this clip got more traction than anything else fishtank has ever produced, normies on X were going wild over this chimpout
"NINA could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this room before. There could be NINA anywhere." The homeless man's gaze felt good against her bare legs. "I HATE NINA" she thought. Good Luck, Babe! reverberated her entire square skull, making it pulsate even as the $10 alchohol delivery fishtoy coursed through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of getting m-worded by Letty. "I bet Letty could handle being at the helm of a API 1608-II" she said to herself, out loud.
Damn, imagine playwrestling with her before sex
noo not my heckin wholesome frankerino! Think of the content he makes!
wrong thread, please keep in your josie containment zone with the other 4 of you
feisty girl
Josie thread
Josie board
Josie website
why
Ella!
Scott thread
Scott board
Scott website
sam
imagine putting her in an mri machine
stealing benjis bit there hombre
hes my grandson
-- Faggot Burt has been chimping out at John, Reddit is very impressed
what happened?
you overcooked me, dickhead.
TJ won
A lot of the famous house 2 cast would've been fan favourites if they were a main contestant
Imagine giving Ella’s heart lots of love and care
fucks jet
Lol you simp for used goods
The eastern european wall hits fast and it hits hard
i hate chappell roan
Why does he dress like a grandpa with dementia?
i do every day <3
Doors unlocked and I am ready to be "bummy busted."
Jet call me.
he wishes
what’s going on man
At the Season 4 auditions in NYC, nearly half the guys said they related to you (Jimmy) the most.
x.com
This fanbase is COOKED.
what was your gimmick
You really made an impact, Jimmy!
no homo
jimmyfags were the real self-inserters all along
they havent casted for s4 yet.
I'm not watching JimmyTank. Fishtank had a good run, RIP.
half the guys said they related to you (Jimmy)
i could go in depth on why this is a problem and how the wiggers could fix it but i don’t feel like it right now.
This was so based
obviously
That was super obvious on blood games, it's big reason why it was so shit.
Don't give them any good ideas. I want to watch this shit show burn or some how recover enough to surprise me.
We'll never see him again will we?
The fanbase is into gender bend incest with their fathers and ERPs with Algerians?
And those were the ones with enough self respect to not pay $60 to be whipping boys for StreamStars. It's unironically not looking good for chuddies.
No worries, folks. Tai will be there to save the show again.
Okay, let's compare. Which fish do you relate to the most? For me, it's Cole.
how do you self insert as jimmy? out of all the guys his life seems the most un relatable. being raped by mormons and going to an expensive retard college cant be a universal experience.
The Frank era of season 3 should be at least 3 separate episodes but Jet and Steinful believe in "muh narrative arc" so they'll squeeze it all into one, and cut out a lot of good stuff
the circumstance varies but the reasoning is always the same: someone else ruined/is ruining my retard life and that's why I'm so angry and childish all the time and everything I do is excusable
season 3 episodes
Based
jet neptune is on kino casino now
this clip got more traction than anything else fishtank has ever produced, normies on X were going wild over this chimpout
Only because it was remade into ragebait just like the Shinji video from S2 that a shitposter used to troll in Nip twitter.
The first two weeks alone will be 10 episodes and they'll still cut out when Mizzy and Smaack were shown the truth in the basement.
nuke s4 house
he doesnt know
Fax! Burt the GOAT
Cope
Kek the wiggers have burt doing the audtion interviews for them?
kiwifarms is by far the worst segment of fishtank viewers.
no greg hellsing
zero continuity just the way i like my fishtank
This retard out here analyzing fishtank like its an arthouse flick
They were the vampires the whole time!
tfw u realize what the chickens were really for
Greg Hellsing was revealed to be a vampire so actually it is continuity
why do they do months of prep for a side show that just loses money but 0 prep for the actual show that makes money
denial
tfw u suck off jet neptune and try to keep coming back here anyway
tfw u have free will
cause larping is jet’s passion
S3 eps
yeah well you did a hell of a job with yours
bloodgames is a necessary respite for jets conscience
Trump just outlawed revenge porn.
Nina vindicated.
I dont see how they will make the famous house episodes fun to watch without behind the scenes stuff with them planning what they will do that day
doing stupid destructive shit just because you want to show you can is how a toddler thinks
Chickenandy decides to leave without letting Letty know in advance until the last second
Letty no longer wants to stream but begs Benny to give her enough money so she can stay there for a couple more days
She's going to go wild off cam before inevitably going back home and disappearing for a while.
bloodgames is jets fun group passion project. fishtank is for money and advancing the culture. sam and jet are on record for having said that that there is no correlation at all between effort and quality or success.
What? No way. I thought it was just letty and jon with a vampire baby.
Jet is going to have to offer letty way more money than he is willing to get her to come back and not stream on kick.
Ep 1-3 Coming late 2026, Ep 4-6 February 2027, 6-9 July 2027, and 10-11 in late 2027
she's going to have to work for that money
-unzips-
yes bc all they know how to do is virtue signal and say the n word
Jet hates Fishtank but he's too proud to quit.
itll be yet another Office rip off
trump loves amir cum
Revenge porn was already outlawed. This has more to do with deepfakes then anything else.
all whores are punished in the end
Kinda funny warski is the least fucked up from that era still around. Styx beat his wife. JF killed his wife. Ralph kept his wife hostage in Mexico
Did warski ever get clean?
heard jet punished your whorish end iykwim
on the shadi-benleaks scale he's a brittany broski
not if they repent
and advancing the culture
Still cant believe jet said this when we all know its just jet's casting couch for slutty egirls
wwnd
Sam explaining why Claire is such a boss brat
ick
sorry i dont know what this means
incomprehensible
i hate fishtank fans
cuz I'll fuck you in your ass
oh dear
i don't even know if i blame her, pretty sure she ended up getting ritual'd by **r around this time last year
Maejok and Wes yall know nothing about his
i dont blame anyone what they did in the past i blame them for what they don't do in the future...
sam and jet are evil people and/because they have demons possessing them. it makes them contradictory in every aspect of their life.
the shadi scale needs a lot of digits
I’m pretty sure she knew because he’s been saying for weeks he’s going to dreamhack
who was that fat mixed nigger that kept shilling their video on the tv threads and hated payton. forgot their name.
it goes like shadi>leah>tayleigh>haley>trish>binx>sylvia>nina>ck>benleaks
it's relative and i'm not really sure what the metric is, something to do with something i don't know the word for, but brittany broski is between haley and trish
Chicken and Mando didn't tell Letty nor Bennymack they were leaving today beforehand on purpose. Chicken said on stream he let Letty know at 4am and they spent time together and she tried convincing him to stay but he refused. On Benny's stream Letty asked him if he knew and he said no. Letty and Benny got burgered.
jets fault bc he showed them /ftl/
that was jacob
anyways school time bye pedophiles
how did he describe it
yea but who showed jacob
In a month, it will be the best time of the year! Summy time!
I just meant shadi is fat
the plan b joke was shadi uses the richter scale
jacob’s been on Anon Babble since he was 12.
what happened to the real pole?
Well to me it sounded like they ended on a good note going over the memories the past 3 months and sending each other photos. Them both moving on is best for both of them.
he also said production stalks these threads
summer was at the cryo party in my dream last night and i tried to apologize to her but then realized she's part of the problem
anyways
New Zealand won
Do you remember when you slurred that this hole was made for you?
Quit the shit Jet.
Do you think normies like Alexis and LeBron will be on Bloodgames 2?
ofc they do. jet was raised by this place
Re-phrase this as
the shadi scale need a lot of digits
and it sounds like a Tai joke.
if jet or someone production was funny they'd do a really bad fake voice and just drop vocaroos in here occaisionally
Reactsimply.
*only if it is biased against mizzy
Jet’s nature I get, he’s the spawn of drug abusing pornographers. Sam doesn’t make sense. He acts like someone who got raped as a kid, but was he? Just a spoiled brat? That doesn’t explain him.
mizzy will be doing the bloodrave part except it's a pop concert with special guest
I think Baby Sneed is getting the call, don't know bout Mommy Lexi.
They might give Ted an unpaid NPC role out of pity.
It would be nice to see Smaack again but I'm not getting my hopes up.
sam reminds me of rich kids i went to high school with who didnt really have friends and took to the internet (discord when i was in high school idk what they did back then) and got radicalized by the only social groups who would accept them and then decided to take out his irl isolation on people who looked up 2 him (they either ended up succeeding albeit immorally or living with their parents idk)
Sam is a machiavellian psycho by nature. Jet probably is too but it was certainly nurtured more by his weird childhood.
im going to make sure she knows she will never work again
This is whats wrong with sam hyde fans. Its not that they are annoying jimmy tier retards, its that they get on these moral crusades and try to ruin people's lives because they did something they didnt like. They do this to almost everyone (except based jimmy) and think they are a better person because of it. This is why fishtank can't do fun things because the second something becomes slightly legally grey niggers are calling the cops.
Like the chickens, who the fuck cares about some chickens that would be killed, but because "haha i can get them in trouble!" People call and report them for animal abuse.
i guess this could also describe me if i don't change things thanks for the tip
He acts like someone who got raped as a kid, but was he?
Yes, his mom hired some guy from her AA meeting to babysit him and he molested Sam. There's a video of him angry about it.
^^
but we don't accept you
good point
sam had friends and was pretty well liked afaik
youtu.be
there are multiple videos of him in high school
his dad divorced his mom and his mom lived in some shitty apartment with him for a while
new england people in general are very weird about wealth/class and sam probably has deep things w/ feeling betrayed by the elites he feels like he should be a part of because of his dad so has that extremely iconoclaustic streak
You make it sound like it was some sort of love story. She opened her legs for Chicken and he got to smash while not having to commit to a relationship. Fucker was having unprotected sex left and right with multiple women in Asia all while having Letty fawn over him and put out.
sam talks about his dad in this
youtu.be
my dad is also from new england
new englanders have a special kind of weird fucked up thing about them u kinda have to know to get
sam felt emasculated/ignored by fred because he had no interest in sam being a sensitive theater kid. so sam got mono and drove fast to get his daddy’s attention and prove that he was a man. the steroids are what really did sam in.
i've been told the basic lore none of it reflects well on him as a person
if he's really trying to make a positive impact there are better ways to go about it
retarded or evil
I hope so, Alexis is annoying but Sneed can be funny. He's definitely the funniest gay black guy that Fishtank has ever had.
Oh shit I forgot about that. That plus rich daddy issues would explain a lot. Got any clips where he talks about getting molested?
lol you thought that was real?
chungusgames 2
I hope not
johnny neptune sighting
Sneed posted a tweet like a month ago that just said "bloodgames." I assume that as after jet gave him the call to come back.
I think the fans have done a 180 on sneed since he destroyed dumgay so thoroughly
i don't think he'd even say he is a good person at all
he's fairly open that he doesn't follow his own principles
I think he is largely still a net positive but largely because the alternatives out there are so incredibly bad, more negative if you actually get involved w/ him but you kinda have to be retarded to do that
we need to get johnny in this thread
the molestation thing is just a bit that he said when he hears about kids getting molested by baby sitters. most recently with the cain velasquez story. i bet you all really believed that sam’s mom boyfriend put a gun in his face. sam’s not the type to actually tell a real story where he was a vulnerable victim.
jet neptune group home
how is it a net positive if he's just telling his audience what they want to hear
autism?
how is it fair that johnny is so awesome and jet is so lame
What's next for Abi's career?
claire podcast 2 w/ johnny neptune
I've actually heard the term coke can used more than once.
I figured you probably wanted to know
lmao he always has the best posts
Sweet erin is back after months of not streaming and she is high on something and in hospital. She said someone scammed her and did something very bad to her
My guess is she got raped
I told jet he should try to get her on the show she is a content gold mine. Such a trainwreck
who cares
Why did Jet and Sam decided to spare Smaack from the fishtank? What made they decide she didn’t deserve it? Did they too realize she was too pure? Did she eminate so much love and life that it was able to strike a chord even in degenerates like Jet and Sam?
If a family member borrowed $6000 from me with the implied intention of paying it back but never did, then texted me "yo let's forget the past" I'd probably be really annoyed and send a rant text too
let me explain the logistics of the first priapism surgery, because I know you're going to enjoy it.
they cut incisions into my penis head, and went straight down into the two chambers, and had to do a basic D&C (abortion lingo) to scrape out all of the thick black coagulated blood.
amazingly enough, although it looked like my dick head gotten in a fight with a Mexican gang members switchblade, It did not affect my ability to achieve correction
That was the FIRST priapism surgery...
I continued taking a medication, and KABOOM It happened again!!!
amazing
does he not know about these threads
Luke confirmed that Jet was enamored by Smaack's clown outfit.
some jannie killed johnny all his posts are gone.
he doesn't if anything he is too negative towards what his fans are disposed to
he's like hardline no alcohol or weed which u could probably have benefitted from...
the whole get a skill thing and that you can't waste time and fuck around
i.4cdn.org
this webm in particular i know is inspirational for people to actually do stuff and not waste as much time
he tells people to not care about politics, be nice to your parents and have a good relationship with them, don't sperg about conspiracies, don't think a girl has to be autistic and into your weird stuff if you want to date them. He emphasizes sex is extremely significant and that promiscuity is really bad for people and form attachments u cant get rid of.
he knows the autistic freaks his fans are so it's pretty tailored to them but I don't think it's fair to say people want to hear "if you don't have your life sorted out and valuable skills by the time you are 28 you are basically permanently fucked"
Jet had a crush
damn nigga why don’t you marry him?? i think he can still be fixed!
Right wing grifty news show
hrt fucked sam’s brain up. so sad.
don't think it's fair to say people want to hear "if you don't have your life sorted out and valuable skills by the time you are 28 you are basically permanently fucked"
Yes they do. They want to be told theres no reason to try to give them a reason to just give up
I still have it open. reading it all. learning that he has a fat black wheelchair bound psychiatrist he calls dr. blunt
What did Ariel mean by this?
sounds like a lotta basic life advice (ineffective)
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The longer clip is harder to find, weird how he's cool with the Boston Ross clip being reuploaded but not that one l000000000l
kek
doing good stuff isn't actually complicated or some esoteric thing, it's more about having the proper aesthetics that make it actionable or remind you about it.
if you didn't figure stuff out that's on you
this is not how anyone thinks about it, i sorted by shit out mostly before then and anyone i know over 28 fucking hates sam hyde when he says that stuff bc they know he is right
Yet his shows are about exploiting impulsivity and creating actual time wasting cults. His dad life advice era was his first attempt to create a personality cult. He could care less what the actual effect of fishtank has other than making money
And there's Elvis in the bed
With his dick in his hand
And he introduces himself
tells them to come sit on the gigantic bed with him (One of those huge huge beds)
when suddenly...
unexpectedly...
without any warning...
ELVIS PRESLEY'S CHIMPANZEE "SCATTER" ENTERS THE ROOM, AND BEGINS MASTURBATING ON ALL OF THE WOMEN!!!!!
100% true.... He went insane....
He trained his chimpanzee to jack off on the women
while he jacked off and laughed at everybody
I'll stop pasting these now. I just felt johnny's posts needed to be preserved. this is a work of art
I now remember Luke
Tanked FH 1, Tanked FH2, Tanked the Sam hyde Show
i figured out a lot of things and continue to it's pretty fun
how do we turn jet into johnny?
"if you don't have your life sorted out and valuable skills by the time you are 28 you are basically permanently fucked"
Wasn't Sam still living with his mom making low budget sketches at 28?
Sam never got the validation he needed from his own father, so he transformed himself into his interpretation of a strong father figure (a sadistic freak permanently disfigured by TRT) to validate internet chuds with daddy issues.
rate your experience with big purple, the pic
fishtank literally ended with a speech about how you shouldnt waste your time watching this shit
MDE stuff in general has always been very moralistic
if you dot get it you just got filtered
youtu.be
this is a very good depiction of people passing through life in a stupor
the 28 thing is in context of getting a "new" skill like someone getting into music or some creative thing like making games for the first time when they are 32 and thinking they are going to make it or something.
like I don't know if you haven't met the fucking dregs who work at a grocery store or something and just drink and don't have any hobbies or passions (basically jobe) but they are uttery miserable. they always have some idea they are going to start doing something and it's gonna work out some new hobby or skill or something they never stick to. it's really sad
sam did actually do quite a bit of creative/funny stuff and it worked out well before that point.
I really liked Thunderboltz*
I can believe he feels a little guilty about making people waste so much time and money he felt a need to put that disclaimer on the show, but his shows and websites have the opposite message and effect. One of the investor presentation slides described how the show and site would progressively be designed to be more gamified to encourage viewers to spend more time and money interacting with it.
lazy letty
exactly
BRIAN TIME
honestly i hope he does extract money from burt fans they don't deserve human rights
I suppose there's a difference between 'making it' by 28 and starting from square one at 28. I guess someone who has done literally nothing by that age, not even as a casual hobby, is probably fucked.
who knows what sam meant. he never actually got into what “valuable skills” are or what “sorting your life out” means. taking this as general career advice from sam is retarded because he has no frame of reference for what is normal. having the life skill of not over complicating your life with problems that you invite in and entertaining them was the more general ethos of it.
Do you really defend sam hydstein online for FREE?
yes and that is fairly common, it's really really fucking depressing
we need to be drinking turpentine to kill the pseudo demons in our bodies
i think gratitude is important even if people aren't perfect it's important to recognize what good they do provide
im not afraid of being genuine i keep it real
not after what he did to the beautiful CK
that's fair
as long as you are stIll breathing it is never over and you can always become better
my hobbies are watching tiktok, smoking weed, playing skinner box loot crate games, and gooning am i gonna make it
Glamorous Pennsylvania school worker gets shocking sentence over encounter with boy, 14, in his own bedroom
glamorous
tiktok and gooning are the root of all evil
that's probably a daily mail headline, any women who isn't a complete dog, they call her glamorous in the headline
a tornado ??? really
the world is a mess
you have to fight back
attack, attack, attack
i don’t see why not
She opened her legs for Chicken and he got to smash while not having to commit to a relationship.
Chicken W. Treated her like the smut jawn she is.
Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there