/ftl/ Fishtank Live - Bloodgames 2 preseason #586

Reminder that Betty killed a man amd groomed an underage boy

i hate it here

all whores are boring in the end

i'm starting a rumor that ab and oddbod are dating

much less embarrasing than making porn with jet

jet neptune dies today

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that's fair

No matter what your current stance is.

Can we all just agree that Claire deserves whatever's coming to her?

whatever

fuck yeah dood noice

life is mizzy...

if ever I am as desperate for female attention as claudia is for men to acknowledge she exists, you have my permission to shoot me dead
I don't think that's even possible though

if i were as pathetic as that guy i would've killed myself a long time ago. get good or fuck off incel

you're way too much of a coward to kill yourself you silly bitch

that's my point. pathetic

claire fucking off to the sites chat is a real cowards move go kill yourself you dog faced cunt

you said you sucked a guy's dick because he was nice to you lol
sorry that you have a large cube head and a witch's nose or whatever but move past it already. men will fuck a baseball mitt, it doesn't mean they actually like you

lmaoooooo anyways

can’t wait for the podcast with her!

also i didn't say that, cope harder retard

so was the issue den?? like wassup?

Mizzy be doing too much

content queen

this guy is kicking your ass claire

Claire is, and always will be THAT bitch....

he's just trying to get a reaction (again)
new day, same lines
anyways

i just want oddbod to fuck me in the hole

waking up every afternoon to spam images of mauro on bant hoping some fat lonely kid will reply to you or streaming yourself playing baby games hoping a vgr clone will type lol in your chat but keeping the cam off because you can't stand your own hideous visage
the symptoms of being mogged for a lifetime. never let your children grow up mogged

So it happened again... I had a Nifty wet dream

I cant remember my dreams no matter what i do maybe i dont reach the rem stage at all no wonder i feel tired constantly

dunning-kruger and its effects, everyone

blessing all your timelines with the lovely Nina

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Y'all are just mad that you'll never have Claire.

and you absolutely did say that, over and over in fact. I'm sure someone can vouch because you've said it like a dozen times

he was nice to me. none of you are nice to me blah blah blah

you must have early onset dementia from drinking cleaning supplies and huffing nasal spray you crazy bitch

why do you watch stuff like that man

i pity the homeschooled. they just aren't set up for success in the internet age

or whatever idk

What happened to the Mexican did he get banned for wanting to fuck babies or something

juan finally let go

its on this channel. I was interested in spooky shit not mauro playing dress up.

i hate regular people’s diets. make them smell wack.

lol as if I'd ever be vgr. I'd rope asap. I just don't like you because you're a terrible person that's ugly inside and out and thinks referencing popular things is a substitute for a personality. shadi is a dumb fat mulatto but she had you pegged immediately, which is also very funny since you think you're so superior to her
I hope your next weirdo redpilled stalker ends you. why do you think you attract those types btw

not reading all that happy 4 u tho or sorry that happened or whatever

sending tj a dm about don't take the ring!! is more cringe than have you ever heard of the deftones you just don't realize it because shithole kansas is the equivalent of a homeschool if it were a state

great channel

lol as if you don't read every word and ctrl f your "name" daily
you fool no one

anyways

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"you fool no one" he says because i picked up on the ritual he was doing
thank u next

can someone else do it this thread

all women are beautiful

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are you fr retarded

which prison gang is she joining

does anyone still fuck with claire or has she successfully burned all bridges

idk
it can be advantageous to let people think so

all whores are punished in the end

just realized i have been wearing the same five t shirts for the past three years now.

hopefully

I'm thankful for having arms and legs would hate to not have that.

was this for a challenge

jaundiced psyCKo

no she asked to do that

latin ckings

Tayleigh flashbacks

it's weird how similar they are. except Claire probably lives in a Midwest McMansion and Tay lives in a single wide trailer.

gay

Hi pedophiles!!

claire why did you do that

she was foreshadowing herself

i did it because he said not to iirc

do what?

it was a bit not my fault incels can't take a joke

you showed him!

Tayleigh sits in her single wide trailer neet dungeon completely content playing the melodica and sorting her pokemon cards. Claire sits in her McMansion seething because she wishes she was Letty. They're not the same at all.

sounds like something tayleigh would say

i fuck with claire heavy but she got to get sobered up for bloodgames 2. she about to go deep undercover. need to be making use of her rat physiognomy to the fullest potential. i believe in you claire baby girl you go this.

i do not wish i was letty. why would i want to be an anorexic canadian prostitute? i hate sex and love food

How is it possible that people who do cum tributes dont get the post nut clarity? Like you stand there with limp dick and cum all over your electronic devices and still think to yourself "this is hot im gonna post this"

claudia shaving her head for jet's approval

my girlfriend used to want me to do them for her and I always hated it.

i go to bed after every nut the only way i can not immediately start jerking off again. i make myself horny just looking at my dick after i cum. i go cock crazy.

jet because i can kill claim self defense and sodomize his corpse later in that order

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that's so billie eilish

we need to be dishonoring the corpses of our enemies.

the best life advice came from Nick in college cunts. when you go bald you either shave it all off and become a sex pervert weirdo or get your hair plugs and become a sex pervert weirdo.

sam and jimmy have a lot on common now that i think about it

in fml

Gonna start saying "that's fair" at work and see if it catches on

ew don't

remember when claudia tried to gauge people's reaction to accusing jet of rape including seeing a "trauma specialist" and asking for a police report form and then backed off when everyone told her she was a whore
tayleigh 2.0

She's even more retarded than Tay though, Tay at least knew to not post and reveal that it's her.

First Claire mind breaks you.

Then the sissy hypno starts.

asking a magic 8 ball if I was raped or not brb

anyone want to come over and cuddle and watch the new horror movies that came out today

Are there any fish you even still like? Only vance tj and payton come to mind. Everyone else i wouldnt mind seeing go through humiliation rituals

i blame it on the phase of the moon.

i did and then scott sent an email to my boyfriend and he broke up with me so i got lonely again

it gets my dick as hard as a fucking ACME anvil and she knows it

Why can "135 BTW" Claire not distinguish between me and Juan to save her life when everyone else here can?

u overestimate how much i care

I fully believe Scott is trying to ruin your life but there's no shot you were broken up with.

vance was always a yes man robot do nothing. tj is certified bitch made. payton is the only one now.

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Tayleigh, Josie, Vance, Summer, JC, Cole, Brian, Luke, Smaack, Sneed, Alexis, Mizzy, Payton.

watching every lotr extended edition with Smaack and then the Hobbit too

she turns it off because their is no POC representation.

can't decide if I was raped or not could you guys vote in this poll so I know which way would get me more attention

scottyrastas send their regards

do you think about how she was almost voted off for smelling bad

Summer would never rim Jet and thats why she rules

if shadi was ice cream she would be bacon flavor

even the paparazzi team shadi on god

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go away

I would still love Smaack even if she smelled.

if claire was pretty she wouldn't be here

i bet claire smells like sulfur

anon pretending to be claire is such a tired bit can someone pretend to be someone more likeable or funny (like scott)

we need to be setting up a bukkake for claire after the streamstars boxing event. let's all cum on claire!

truuuuu

mutilating the genitals of women i dont like.

Only the ugly ducklings try to get bant's approval (Tayleigh, Claire)

Claire likes to accuse people like Dave and Jet of rape after drinking, so what? Anyways

i want to box scott

..... Dude

They are not cognizant enough to get post nut clarity

Does she ever not have a drink in her hand?

mauro posting is the /ftl/ version of spork monkey cheese XD posting

I like most of them except for Mauro, Damiel, Jimmy, and Simbal.

I should go get Little Caesars to eat while I watch horror slop but I don't feel like driving and I live too far in the woods to get it delivered. This is why I related to Tayleigh.

sorry but i want to put hot sand and wax in women’s pussy. actually cutting up and bleeding is to far. cunt busting is as far as i take it

I know the song sucks but they won't stop playing it at my job

apart from the memes does jet actually rape the women i guess in a way it is rape since he coerces them either way its immoral and should be investigated if thats what theyre using fishtank for
have you tried their pretzel and nacho cheese one i like it

Yesterday you said I sent the email because I wanted incel vengeance.

Great instincts.

I like Haley, that's kind of it.

isaac seeing a stretched and color filtered image of mauro and laughing so hard he pulls a muscle

Why'd you fail to save the chameleon, you fuck?

The pretzel crust is too salty

didn't listen to the hospital voice mails

What are you planning on watching?

this is what i imagine you look like

How was I supposed to know she was that retarded? They usually last AT LEAST a few months before they die. Idk how the stupid bitch managed to kill it within a few weeks
new fear street, until dawn, and frankenhooker

Heh, nothing personal kid

hell yeah

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You can go and tell everybody
You can go and tell everybody
George Bush that I'm not sorry
That I'm glad that they freed Cosby
Now they just gotta free Diddy
And I got that freak in me
And I'm gonna keep winning

Is Summer wanting to fuck jet as bad as Tayleigh and Trish wanting to fuck Sam?

The way Jet picked up Summer personally on day 1

thats the confidence I need in life

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You have to avenge him and bring that gross whore to justice

thats why he is my goat

yes

i took my extremely fragile chameleon outside oopsie teehee

2 days later he's dead

IT WAS PETCOS FAULT

the handcuffs were claire's idea, stop the jet slander

until dawn

Did not even know they made that into a film. Frankenhooker is fun slop you ever seen Microwave Massacre same kinda vibe.

buys animal

knows nothing about it

lives online but can't take 2 seconds to research it

dies

Betty should die

Speaking of handcuffs

Okay but if a lizard dies just from going outside in normal weather it's kinda it's own fault for being fucked up and retarded

How do we stop Claudia from harming herself?

i wanna be like sensei when i grow up

i got muted :(

Forgot pic

like how do you die from just going outside? nigga aren't you from the jungle or some shit

oh great the millennials are here to talk about anime, little caesars, horror movies, and reptiles
can’t make this shit up

this is literally just nigger rap for racist bitches

i would kill to read a scott/isaac email chain

the road not taken looks real good now

did somebody say little caesars

they stopped teaching phonics a while ago apparently. this country's going to be worse than anyone could possibly imagine going into 2030. oh well

eat shit faggot. you will NEVER get with one of jet’s sloppy seconds.

isaac probably got excited seeing that he had 15 unread emails at work. lots of new commissions rolling in. so many people needing speaker systems
then he opens them and they're all about claudia fucking jet and vgr
the meta show is way funnier than the show

ugh literally just get a mail order bride. was i your last strike?

kk slider ass looking eyebrows

bro only shot like a rope and a half. embarrassing.

they're extremely fragile and considered an advanced species to keep. They need constant exact humidity and heat levels and very easy to get too stressed out. They're not recommended as pets because of this. There is really no room for fucking up.

$225 and a Little Caesars pizza.

finding out a girl had sex with jet goonson is like finding out she had sex with her uncle or something

petsmart animals dont tend to live long lives regardless

talking about literacy and misreading a poem for ninth graders

it's a taylor swift lyric moron

lmao

anyways ignore the gay retard challenge resumed

it's a taylor swift lyric moron might be the funniest shit anyone has ever said to me

isaac is probably hyped as fuck for extreme peace on the bright side

yeah so imagine some faggot simp trying to buy them dresses and chat with them afterwards. that would be pretty crazy behavior, no?

checked

Bad thread

what if there was an ftl meetup and claire was there and we ran a train on her,
haha

jimmy smiles like a pedophile,
ever noticed that?

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lol what if lol that'd be craazy haha

it's a taylor swift lyric moron is the new green day tattoo

chameleons supposedly only last 2 years anyways but I'm sure if you got something hardy like a leopard gecko or ball python it'd be fine. I was in petco a few weeks ago buying mice and they had a chamelon and it was set up properly so it looked healthy and fine.

nah on some real shit

vgr is the gretchen wieners of ftl

get a personality omg

I don't talk to any girls that have fucked jet. That's like finding out they had sex with their pet dog. Or a black guy. (Ew)

remember when sam said he was doing a weekly talk show

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Heil Mauro

I think it was weekly for a week.

Whatever happened there?

all my niggas nazis

alright i'll catch you guys later

what's her strategy here

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gretchen is better than both of you combined don’t do that

Interesting….

liar

the anime posting is a denial tactic gotcha. well we all know better.

Sam Hyde is a cannibalistic pedophile and member of the Judeo Masonic Mafia. Sam Hyde is one of the most evil and destructive beings on the planet. He is vain, egomaniacal, idiotic, and extremely envious as well as being a child murdering cannibal.
Sam Hyde has raped little boys and strangled them to death while raping them. That is what the Thiel agenda is entirely about. He thinks by murdering and cannibalizing people that he will become god from it.
It is completely obvious just on this image of Sam Hyde with his mouth open like this he is saying he is eating something. These psychos think rape, murder, and cannibalism is normal yet they won't admit it openly.
Sam Hyde is at war with humanity. Sam Hyde is the most arrogant, idiotic, violent, and tyrannical psychopath on the planet. This psycho would murder every person on the planet if he could just to feed his ego. It doesn't make much sense to have this kind of ego when Hyde is clearly a big bitch who serves the every interest of the Jews and Thiel.

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Remember when they went down into a Las Vegas storm drain and maejok brought like 400 feet of wifi wires or some shit and all they did was talk to like one dude who showed them some cats and the connection was still ass

You're still not talking to me.

tina fell off after 30 rock i say what i want

why do you still have a claire folder

I got the 5 cheese Stouffer's mac and cheese because they were out of regular and it smells like homeless people's feet.

did people actually call in and leave voicemails?

400 feet of ethernet cables

Maejok should really learn basic networking shit, you can only do like 330ft at most but it gets shitty well before that length.

He's spending all this time filtering through all the markyposts

what's it's strategy

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sounds like you'll have to go to her
she can't ignore you irl

dear lord

You simped for Summer the batshit insane chipmunk and were also her paypig. You have zero fucking standards.

that's what cheese is supposed to smell like

I still support Claire but doesn't she know TJ thinks he's Bilbo or Frodo or whatever and taking the ring is his duty. Maybe try a game of thrones metaphor next time and you'll get it right

she didn't fuck jet. she just left him goofy voice mails while in a severely compromised state.

made for fishtank

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she literally thinks she was raped by jet, and also admitted to being fucked in the ass by jon

goodbye horses

Jon has fucked half of fishtank (both males and females)

she sent more after that

you’re cooked

isaacdude_

She doesn't ignore me, which would be the smart move. Instead she fights with you incessantly, thinking you're me.

Black queens control my dick and my wallet

which is why you should go see her. haven't you ever seen a rom com? this is just act 2. you have to show her it's for real

shes a skinwalker alcoholic

digits confirm. angel numbers sign from god

doesnt look human desu

vgr go on bloodgames

Are there any fish you even still like?

I'll always like Letty and Tayleigh because they're the best, the seething the fishtank community does about them is just post season bonus content.

this is what i imagine you look like

Those guys get a hot as fuck bitch like Nifty on their dicks so they're way above bantoids in the pecking order.

Do you think I didn't contemplate it?

The Save Claudia road trip ain't happening so long as she doesn't want to be saved.

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no one is ready for the black weeb queens. your fake internet racism is holding you back

Trish needs to cosplay as Lucia from GTA 6

Can we erase bitchtank from fishtank history please

bruh jump into the grand canyon, you couldn't save a dementia patient from drowing in their own diaper

niggerlovers out

i'm trying

No, the only bad part about it was Claire and she'll erase herself from life soon enough.

i gotta take a break from dating apps

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i used to believe bitchtank was the worst thing to ever exist but with all the kino its been giving us to this day and in the future i am happy it happened for that i unironically kneel to jet

But then we'd never would have known who Kato was

seafood boil with shadi

Does anyone else ever think about Letty's paypigs? There's only like 3-4 of them, and they consistently pay her hundreds of dollars monthly. I then wonder what Letty would even think of them... Having gross fat guys as her source of income... She's even anti-porn, but I guess not anti-simp. Letty's a mean girl too, very judgemental of any physical imperfections. She has every right to be with her level of attractiveness. But I wonder if it ever breaks the illusion for her paypigs, when she insults someone on her stream that probably looks just like they do... Food for thought indeed

she can't just come out and tell you to come. that ruins the entire premise. you have to take the initiative and show you care.
go see her dad first anyway, show you are a man that respects tradition

me and abi

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dude

just stick to anime posting you creepy fuck

Go to her, VGR! Save her from the cold kitchen floor!

Letty is a princess!

she's fun i'd like to see her do better but she seems pretty horrible to actually be around and have a relationship with or anything (mostly just because of the lying/dishonesty and alcohol abuse)

u should go to ur aa meetings

i can't i have to get a job and jumping from one cult to another doesn't seem like the move

Sounds like a lot of work. As a writer, though, I do feel a creative impulse to solve the rift and snatch the good ending from the jaws of doom.

Her dad seems cool, albeit too hands off with Claire. I would have talked to him.

ick personified

And one of those guys will someday be her prince (maybe even you)! She's so appreciative of everyone who donates. So much so, that they could even walk up to her where she lives near Toronto and take credit for it (humbly so of course). She'll remember every donation, and might even overlook what the donator looks like physically. Maybe a dinner date, maybe a movie, maybe even...a wedding ring?! Only time will tell

She has every right to be with her level of attractiveness

She's mid. As for her simp paypigs she shelters them and considers them "friends" as to not offend them. Not that they could be anyways because they're so down bad for her they'll never stop simping. They've already crashed out several times during her Asia trip yet they still come back every time. She does think simps are pathetic though. There was one simp in her chat who said her aura was wearing off on him and she went off on him pretty hard clearly expressing what she truly feels about them.

50 posts from the id pretending to be claire

how do we remove this obsessfag

Letty is the best!

cheating on your boyfriend because he did a Goobers bit one time at the store

it never actually became a thing

Gotta watch out for weasel words.

Just keep encouraging him to drink

Letty abandoned Nippon, and TJ, for literal sexpesting in Thailand for dick and drugs. She deserves only our scorn.

But the other ones will just go "well that was just that loser, her and I are still cool. I would never ever insult my queen's aura". As long as they continue to only constantly praise her and give her their money, they can keep the illusion going . The pig who made that comment probably roped after that

claudia imagines herself with dudes from lana del rey videos but in reality she attracts guys like zoltar

she looks like that aunt that soft molested me

Whatever Fishtank girl exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.

Hey Claire! Have u ever gotten a wedgie? They’re soooo embarrassing but lowkey kind of a turn on? Idk one time a bunch of bullies hung me by my panties and it hurt sooooo bad but then I had an orgasm :| that just made them laugh at me harder which turned me on more!

what exactly is soft molestation?

Let’s all love Letty!

acting brown like when euros kiss eachother

Wow something similar to that actually happened to me once

moving to a non-american country soon

will be posting from a semi-unique flag

everyone will know me by that flag

can't hide among the other flags like now

will i even be able to shitpost?

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vpn?

Just embrace it. Which muslim country are you going to?

bitchtank

Effina's homeland

Hi guys.......................................

India

*insert flag*-anon is cuckposting again

philippines
to frugal for that shit/don't care enough. I have nothing to hide

frog posters are the worst fucking posters that have ever existed and you know these assholes are in their 50s

delta 8 is now banned in texas

prayers for tayleigh

Idk if I can call Bitchtank the best season anymore. All the character arcs were ruined.

No one is above 29 here.

Is her name actually Claudia? Somehow that name fits perfectly, as opposed to "Claire". When I think of someone named Claire, I imagine traditional beauty, great relationship with her family, possibly still with her high school boyfriend, good career path. But then when I imagine someone named Claudia, well let's just say the name fits

yooo just got back from cryo island. i can't believe the shit he has going on there

don't mind phfag, he's just having another melty

just cuckposting again

why does he doompost so much

i hate when he concerntrollposts

why does phfag even visit this place, he provides nothing to the atmosphere and Greater Fish Tank Live Universe community that we've built here

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Meth isn't legal either and that never stopped her

Haley is art while Claire licks man ass

Good thing windex is still legal

i'm 36

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that's fucking disgusting. Any girl who does that immediately loses all attractiveness to me. Zoomers are insane.

oh you sweet summer child...

She's got windex and a toilet
She'll be fine

guys are allowed to eat ass on special occassions
girls are not

its icky and not very ladylike. I don't make the rules, sorry.

do people actually do that i thought it was a meme
if so why

nothing like a simpable mid eating up your lunchbox

Sexpat boomer

Sam owes CK sex and bail money

anon pretending to be claire doesn't realize claire ate jets asshole

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Don't be so dense, you nasty cunt. That's literally what you did to Jet. You're so fucking gross. Be ashamed of what you've become

he has to larp about eating men's assholes out

i don't know what you're talking about

Eat the asshole, sir, I mean "Claire"

Imagine Jet's asshole. If he has a unibrow, there's a non-zero chance he has a hairy asshole, with little dry turds woven within

u can still buy it online its just brick and motars that are fucked

ok Van you can give my ass head just stop being annoying

Which fishtank person should go thru this???

You just have to tell whatever zoomer girl you meet "the past is the past, but stay away from my ass"

honestly if a girl went for my bootyhole i'd probably lock her in a gogaplata or something

Consider the art behind learning all the bitches really are bitches and how the "bad" ending was the correct move for the show.

and we all know jet doesnt wipe properly making claire a shit eating whore

It's getting harder and harder to keep up with /ftl/ lore

rimming trish or getting rimmed by trish?

vinny

coward

guys are allowed to eat ass on special occassions

white girls love it when you eate they ass and they love to piss on you too

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i really truly don't

Nah, Sam makes sure to keep his living fleshlights clean. He doesn't like surprise poopy incidents.

Shadi
Claire
Jimmy
Tayleigh
Burt
Letty
Sodama'am
Dumbgay
Binx
Greg
Fatty
Maejok

what are u lost on

The whole ass eating thing makes me wonder what sort of weird degenerate shit porn is going to make alphas think is normal

It's the same shit as last year, just with no content.

just stop watching porn it's making you dumb

I'll never call you ph flag
Probably call you pinoyposter
Fax
Don't ruin the illusion

Hey, fellow toxic, evil and lying posters! What do you say we just stay here on Anon Babble whenever there is a new season? There's no reason to go back to Anon Babble, right?

All the rapenings

this is true

I get banned from all boards for 3 days any time I post on Anon Babble. I'm staying here.

i raped jet

just assume everyones been raped by now. it wouldnt be far from canon regardless

get a grip

I said that last time. There's really no reason to go on Anon Babble since you get banned for stupid shit like sharing nip slips.

Claire, if you're reading this; log off the internet permanently and leave these crazy shenanigans behind you. You have your whole life ahead of you. Years and years to wipe the memory of Jet's asshole (pun intended)

zipp grand opening in april status?

she really doesn't though

Why are all the cards about Scott

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well well well

im trying

The only benefit to Anon Babble is larger file sizes, the true play is to go offsite to an alt image board with sound enabled webm that are 100mb.

yes i do just because you don't doesnt mean i'm hopeless

what you guys think is rock bottom is actually the least boring her life has ever been
glamour

damn, that's why i had to resize all my edits when we were exiled to bant
i hate it here

what specifically are doing to try

hopeless is too optimistic a word for your situation

cry
Scottyrockers
actual fish
superchats

Where are these cards?

I can't imagine that any of those sites have more than 3 people posting about fishtank

damned has a nice ring to it

It's like 2mb here and 4mb on Anon Babble. You can still post it on Anon Babble and link them here, but it doesn't look as good when you do that.

Food for thought:

Rather be raped than be bored

Had sex with Jet and later went on to decide it was rape

Sex with Jet is boring

the only positive about tv is i can be contrary or start rumors to my hearts content without anyone knowing

update from today

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very soon :)

Have they ever hit a deadline for anything? I can't remember the last time they did, if ever.

Imagine throwing homeless dave in a pit of starving feral dogs

Smack's life is what Claire could be living if she got off her phone and computer

zipp is mold in a can

literal years of "development"

everyone who has tasted it says it tastes like shit

lol

She'd have to cut out binge drinking too

Letty has been streaming successfully for weeks overseas and making money, even the Kick CEO dropped 50 subs on her one stream
Both of you just sound jealous

has ice poseidon mentioned doing hunger games again? I would legit look forward to that more than whatever is coming from fishtank next

What happened to you?

Anyone else love Fishtank so much that they get starstruck when they see a wigger IRL?

No

Is it true alex killed one of his monkeys while high on xanax?

If you actually payed attention, I never really insulted Letty. Good for her that she's making money off guys who think they have a chance. I'd probably do the dame thing in her position. As for those 4 dudes who donate...Maybe some day they'll join a church and find wives to spend that money on instead

They're not manufacturing the Zipp themselves, a third party is doing that.
Sam should have invested 400k into a microbrewery to speed up the process. People really want that menthol water.

at my job there's this skinny wigger guy who benleaks would probably be spamming pics of if he had a soundcloud.

Remember when Sam pocketed Fishtank fans' money IRL during the vegas begging challenge?

All of bant went over to 8kun, there was no difference aside from larger file sizes and webm with audio, it was an all around better experience.

Where would an autist with a heart of gold find a swamp swut like her?

I try to make some content and this is how they repay me

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No one ever questioned her success. She's obviously doing well as an irl streamer after selling her soul and body to kick. We were shit talking her simps. Which one of her mods are you?

why did he put blurred marky in the thumbnail lol

While Anon Babble was down, yeah. But there's no way you could do that while Anon Babble is up.

My name is letty
Claire sure is upsetty

Watch her crash out just like betty

I got no real job
But that's no prob

Cuz unlike claire I'm no snob

Dancing in Korea with TJ
While Claire gives Jet Neptune a BJ

Anyway

MDE niggers be like "sure we'll joke about this mentally ill girl getting raped in the wigger basement but please don't bring up marky!!!"

Ok Google make these lyrics a song in the style of Taylor Swift

im joining sorry i was getting lectured

betty is the letty mirror
i'm more of an ethel

the races have merged
there's no such thing as a wigger anymore among zoomers

i really don't miss fishtank at all

Burt deserves 5 times the hate any other fishtanker gets. And his fans all deserve the wall.

BVRT is a pretty princess and deserves the world actually

I do.
Try spending less time in /ftl/.
You have to give yourself time to want it again.

not missing sam

jet

ben

the production staff

the toys

the plushies

chat

the daily challenges

the drama

the excitement

what is wrong with you?