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/ftl/ Fishtank Preseason 4 #598
Gorby inbound
I like when women wear slutfits for me
:(
Please save CK
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jet neptune dies today.
?
i got no one to prove myself to but me
Abi kinda looks like the retarded hamfaced freak from the TLOU show
Bella Ramaswamy
first for josie
Breaking CK out of jail and traveling the US as fugitives on the run
worry about this
all my niggas mizzy
nigga heil hitler
nigga heil hitler
wn2b collecting expensive audio hardware to compensate for something (?)
I'm not feeling it
oh my glob it's gorby!!!
holy crap lois its josie from fishtank
Normietank?
Sex with Binx
Check your email
brilliant post
help local karate instructor accused of sexual assault on online reality show buy a ps5
lole
Way ahead of you
Nice! Thanks for the HuniePop 2 steam key
why would scott even use email
he's been through enough
I don't even want to look at Binx's throne thing.
I check tay's out sometimes and it's funny how dead it is.
It's the only thing you can trust on this bitch of an earth
We need to be sending more emails
that's the joke moron
its for his inner circle to send him funny scott memes and also organizing sexual affairs with female fish
if you want to attract TJ you should stop being a pest
Send me some /ftl/-related emails at my new fishtank email address:
[email protected]
won't be real
Sent you an email with an image of gorby attached
fake leak was Paylynn
real fish was Payton
woa
SORRY
FOR
SCOTTY
ROCKIN
manifesting a black frank lookalike on bloodgames
i have a $1300 mic recording setup but i can't even sing
scott is organizing some new collabs for content using electronic mail
Foids just don't understand true MMA
Claire, will you talk about Disney Channel movies with me on discord?
I promise I won't record anything
that's not a flex
youtu.be
You've got mail, dickhead
synchronicity or whatever
the fans are better at making casts than the wiggers are
Je suis Gorby
you dont even have a job
Ozempic Caleb Hammer can save BG2
what's good to get at bucee's
Allison aryans still on top
i don't care for gob
you're proving my point
i wish she was real, my everything
gob is jet's cousin
i dont care for jobe
be Mizzy
get an exclusive interview with a trending black youtuber with millions of subscribers
infinitely more crossover potential than Fishtank
Sam Hyde fans see a black person and have to review bomb your video and instantly destroy your career even though Sam is constantly hiring black people and releasing rap songs
The only person who ever benefited from Fishtank was Taylor and that's because she immediately cut all ties with those freaks as soon as possible. Who will be the next victim of this horrible "fanbase"?
I think she loves gorby. He get her loins roaring.
i made that joke already
who is gob
Chez was the better discord meme.
it's another way of saying spit
Same, he sucks. I strongly prefer Ian.
You're telling me I can get JET NEPTUNE but FRENCH???!
S3 fans have to go
illusionist
will arnetts character in arrested development he rides a segway around and is a (generally insufferable) magician who hooks up with another magician (male)
I don't care 4 anyone from season 3.
The only person who ever benefited from Fishtank was Taylor and that's because she immediately cut all ties with those freaks as soon as possible.
Facts
benleaks a brandon buddie
personal least favorite main cast member but its funny when his magic tricks dont work
How can we delete bitchtank
Why does Binx like pedophiles so much???
link?
buy the polaroid and find out
wanting to delete the best season
so should i watch mad men or something to get whatever gay references they are going to do
simpleton x is sam?
I see why you drink so often. you're really goddamn boring sober
Scott was in S1, S2, AND blood games. Scottyrocking would still live on without bitchtank.. possibly even stronger
sam is george bluths identical twin who goes to jail and simps for a taken woman
ab will explain it for you and then they’ll just go back to the cell challenge
being this mad over mizzy
also, kanel is just Danny mullen in a darker font from what I gathered when I watched his videos
those baby blues..
50's is such a foreign concept to zoomers it would never work
all zoomers have ever know is living in cardboard apartments and going to schools that are 99% black or hispanic
ab hates me cuz she aint me
No one has ever accused Claudio of being interesting
Go live in a brothel for a few days so you can better understand the childhoods of both Don Draper and Jet Neptune
millennial tears
they're gonna give up the gimmick within the first week like they always do
zoomers love david lynch and david lynch loves the 50s. u just have to make it relatable for a modern audience
Sure but Bitchtank was peak Scott, easily his best performance yet.
he was good in chikara
Wait until you find out what LA was like in 50s (take a guess)
mad men takes place in new york.
There is a problem with your theory.
Mizzy fucking sucks at entertaining and entertainment related tasks like interviewing,
She could get an interview with God and it would just get her 3 simps watching it 300 times each.
Fish can't benefit from fishtank because they are mostly talentless.
the 70s theme worked doe, but I heard they're only doing stuff from the season 3 house now, so it wouldn't have sovl if they did another year theme, plain white walls
when i first met scott he called me a fake fishtank fan because i didn't recognize him
he can't make content by himself he's a leech
they are gonna do some ironic 50s tradwife thing and make the girls and guys dress up like the people from fallout
the women better all be wearing dresses or skirts
Scott has never been wrong.
gorbeez soothing spa
Claudia fears the gorber because he's jet without the clout. He's what she really had sex with. An ugly man with a unibrow.
Good show.
You pick up on Mathew Weiner's(show-runner) quirks when he sneakily makes his IRL son fall in love with January Jones.
what's richard smalls up to
Hey Simbal, big fan!
Spa Sullivan MMA
it is possible to divide the rooms into smaller rooms, for example putting up a dividing wall in the yard, building sets within the house
u are and thats okay
All this talk about how the season 2 house was a much better viewing experience right after S3 wrapped
We're getting more shit from the S3 house
Grim, the bedrooms are fine but I hate watching the larger rooms.
claire if you can't even accept getting ur ego checked by scott how can you ever improve...
he's obviously right
outcast house!!!!
We need old ladies with big boobies in s4
mizzy isn't even going to play death stranding 2 why does she get a ps5
givesendgo.com
Kick back and enjoy the waves, dickhead
What wouldn't work? Living in a house that vaguely looks like a 50s house while wearing clothes production gives you? It'll be the exact same thing as S2 but 50s
kwab
he wants them 2 talk with old times 50s accents and have the cameras be in black and white
We need to be posting in the Scott thread.
This lady keeps punching herself and blaming everyone else for the pain. Unreal.
kek
s1 house watching experience has never been topped.
can see other cameras from where you are ie see kitchen or stairs from living room
camera actually close to where people were doing stuff so they were near it
honestly i'd bet sam or something planned out the camera locations it's just so much better
who the fuck are you and who is this from
based
i guarantee there was no planning. they just got lucky and the novelty made everything work that failed in subsequent seasons
Why doesn't fishtank do ads like this?
kek alright I'll donate
imagine s4 looking this good
that’s mark casino and the texts are taylor slot
That's wes and haley
They only want it to be sexual shit when it involves guys have you not noticed
im mauro and those texts are from bill ottman
because its a gay show
vgr to claire
i remember the date because i had an absolutely horrible day that day and the prior one and that was the cherry on top and i drank basically all day the next 3 days
S3 had no aura.
The S2 house will never be topped
dont think the time period is going to much of a focus. mad men is just an influence for an office theme
Jet sent Letty in to harass Scott right when he starts doing ju jitsu woth Claire
gets told to stop showing up shortly after this
Jet seriously got jealous seeing that and tried to bust it up, it backfired with Letty looking retarded and mad, so he rigged the poll.
It all makes sense.
cease and desist!
we're gonna need the full vgr chat history dump
you think anyone in hiroshima or nagasaki gives a shit who built the bomb? they care who dropped it, i did
Kev was the only one who should have been a real fish tru
my bad i was feeling lucky
gary oldman said that
Claudia drop some ben texts. Hes a cheating evil asshole man misogynist
thank you anon, hell yeah
Yeah we need to know how this weirdo enticed her that would dare i say be content
how come claire will accuse jet of rape than say he begged for it or whatever but still won't post his messages
and it’s stuck in my head
No problem, apparently they censor "dickhead". Happy belated birthday, dickhead.
the don mogs
Summytime hype is real!
trapped inside jet's vast workshop and can't find the exit
Claudia
My beautiful Claudia
O Claudia. I will sing your praises from the rooftops for more chats, O Claudia.
Give it some time
he hates me
eeeeveryyyyoone!
she just did
lol
That's why you should post them. Hes evil.
claire we're gonna need remote access to your phone and access to your icloud account to see your backups to really understand this
same
scott w
he goes super wigger in true romance
Kev's the hottest person to ever be on this stupid fucking show. Why are the men and women so ugly, especially the production wiggers and bitchtank bitches?
it's real
immediately tweets it
kek
Scotty has been watching the thread? Kek. Maybe Claudia was telling the truth.
Claire post the chat logs what are you a chicken?
the screenshots sent were instagram dms of me telling scott about my convo with the devil during my crashout
what did you say on the right that you cut off
no way, fucking kek
scott is the best
mama we made it
anyways dredge on gamepass is really fun and has fish in it
wanting a used ps5
wanting anything used
Scottybaby you should join the convo. We love you.
did you ever try citizen sleeper
yeah it was too much reading on xbox my vision kinda sucks
maybe ill give the pc version a shot
He could save /ftl/ and us from having to deal with shadi and claire, but I don't know if we deserve it.
a picture of scott holding a timestamp would be very funny
he has the decency to stay anonymous
That's true and fair
The fact they had an autistic mormon male model divorcee and let him go is insane to me. But yeah some of the people they choose are such fucking uggos
Kevin, Tony, and Kawan were too good for S3
I'm just not going to use anything that someone else cummed on, sorry(not sorry)!
i fully believe
Kevin, Tony, and Kawan were too good for S3
Real
Yo shadi can u do the exodia of skinny Jimmy again
it's whatever not ideal
reminder jews only read 5 books of the bible
art isn't fraud but fishtank is
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Erm...did Scott delete the givesendgo ps5 link tweet?
idk twitter is nontent real ones use bereal and threads
no
you and jet could've been the jughead and hamburger power couple of fishtank
Where is it? I don't see it
twitter is really broken rn nothing works
False alarm, desktop/web browser twitter sucks
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ah
Jordy W btw
i'm really sorry for betraying your trust like that just kidding
she's a scorpion, it's in her nature
You can just tell her posture is still insanely fucked up
this isn't me
suuuuure, bro. just stream the playthrough, it's all good.
She will be old slav lady hunching in her mid 30s
i want 2 like summer but she's a sylvia in ella clothing if u catch my drift
blacked betty
i'm really sorry for betraying your trust like that just kidding
isaac wept
she's hunching now in her 20s
wn2b shaming sluts
She might actually be the first person from fishtank to die. Why is she always getting so physically hurt?
SHAME!
Why is she always getting so physically hurt?
For attention
Claire and Jet
Why is she always getting so physically hurt?
Black guys
what a faggot
Uhhh did klaus get banned kekwalb
S2 is the hottest season. You'd fuck her... You would do it...
Avatarfagging must have finally got him
i'm mauro and those texts are from bill
nah I've seen the jet and claudia texts and they both replace all the r's with w's in them
sowwy I waped u
anyways im vibing
please understand summy has struggles with her back but she's trying hard to correct it !
Bussyleaks is cutting himself and posting it on outer Anon Babble for attention again
girl pushups are a coping mechanism for bitches who look at too much thinspo
it's legit not that hard
Built for pegging gorby
She's hot but she's built like a slinky
is CK still in jail? :/
alittle correction is all she needs
She'll get like 10 years if they don't release her for being nuts
sex with slinky
everytime outcast house is mentioned i get sad. pls stop
yes and
why is claire still trying to get jet's attention? she heavily implied rape (not a laughing matter!) but still resorts to petty tactics like leaking text messages for drama
gorby sends his regards
She'll probably stay locked up for at least 5 years, she got charged with terrorism. Max is like 20 btw.
who cares make bloodgames good and goon abi she's the key to all of this
does this mean jet was raped yet again
the Gorby connection
gorbyGODS we up
i blocked jets number and hes mad about it so now he's making me out to be a cartoon villain
get good homophobe
goon abi
This would be possible if the hot abi posting didn't get to her head. After trying to copy her, Abi looks fucking retarded now.
Gorbnuke
claire was extremely abusive to isaac so it wouldn't surprise me in the least bit if she forced innocent jet into performing acts of a sexual nature against his will
you ddumb fuckijkmng bitchh
the east coast text was from january and he crashed out about it in april when i canceled
the jokes werent funny
i took the money
my friends from home dont know what 2 say
i looked around
in a blood soaked gown
and i saw something they can't take away
'fraid so
Abi is the most overrated person in fishtank history being kind of cute should not be the measure of a person she is boring and retarded.
Abi is the most overrated person in fishtank history being kind of cute should not be the measure of a person she is boring and retarded.
Facts
i dont get isaac’s mentality ignorance is bliss mentality. why didnt he ever bother checking out the threads. its been 9 months how did he not get a hint what was going on. i dont believe after all that a scott sullivan email is what made him break up.
give yourself a break
have a little faith
youtu.be
I'd never violate ur privacy like that
lol if that is jet saying that after showing people video of you getting fucked would be really funny
he was being manipulated and in an abusive relationship
No, I don't listen to fat girl music.
I’d never violate ur privacy like that
this is the handcuff rape porn guy?
carrie!
"genuine interest" sounds like vgr
he pays for the internet he can check what sites she is going on. isaac was fine being a cuck he just didnt want to know he was a cuck.
im so excited for the mike flanagan steven king movie that comes out in june
catholicism sucks but it makes 4 good art
anyways carrie is good but the book is kind of nontent the shining is worth reading tho
the wholesome chunguses (chungi?) were pedophiles all along
who couldve seen that one coming
de palma mogs
nah its vgr. vgr is mistaking claire in his post for some schizo anon that believes that jet bugged their phone and has been leaking text messages of theirs
anyways we need to be watching midnight mass
Its awfully quiet without the meth addict namefag here.
its vgr
the handcuff rape porn guy?
no comment
Missing Klaus desu, I hope it's only a 3-day ban. Even though I do hate his avatarfagging anime posts.
karma rapes
What do you guys want to see?
I can be a little model for you
i miss abi
more? holy
ask scott to make the sister wives real. he will succeed where jet failed
no that was jet neptune. vgr is like a socially stunted guy who is clingy and is highly opinionated about media
A good personality, a winning smile, and a can do attitude :)
youtube.com
Faggot alert
What is the real reason behind delaying the Season 2 finale?
i have had the same itch in my crotch for 13 months now. i dont think its going away.
A recent incident with Betty made me realize that I have a bad problem and I plan on taking care of it. Tomorrow morning I'm admitting myself into rehab for sex addiction. Goodbye, friends.
anyways
we need to be watching Hoodwinked. goated film.
fiona apple quit cocaine after meeting quentin tarantino
Fiona Apple should've gotten with Peter Falk instead.
youtu.be
claudia gervanski became celibate after meeting jet neptune
the opposite
KAW
jet celibate? nah, he lives for mid pussy
Columbo is awesome
stfu fed you didn't even spell it right
whoever this Klaus guy is I hope he learned his lesson this time he was clearly out of line shit posting on the shit posting board
the next season of fishtank will be filmed in black and white you can steal this idea jet I don't mind
Too much tranime avatar / signature use, I hope my reports were the ones that got him banned.
this has to be one of the top 3 greatest movies in human history
he told me he was just shit posting not doing any of that other stuff
I know him personally he would never break the rules like that
Good riddance anyways
agreed. no more Gundam shit posts. we need to get back to posting people's personal DMs and photos of their family members from private social media accounts.
you know like the wholesome stuff /ftl/ is known for. leaked nudes. photos of people's homes. photos of their family members and ex bfs.
Who will take up the Klaus persona now?
it all used to be so much simpler
throw in a few personal addresses and phone numbers and email accounts while you're at it.
return to professionalism.
NO MORE KLAUS OR GUNDAM TYPE STUFF
still laughing at Gorbnuke
Claudia unironically wore those ugly blue toddler glasses in public
Oh no...
klaus your life sucks so much man lmfao
the rest of her wardrobe isn't much better
these are so good
tiktok.com
are they both 5’3
the best part is the photo of Shadis giant ass
couldn’t even fathom my mom making tiktoks
wn2b practicing what we preach
he's clearly taller than her
so yes
she makes them infront of him
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where are their retarded kids at
Klaus needs to help her update her wardrobe
where are their children’s car seats?
Not to mention the "oops my dick is right here lol" guy. Verifiably anti-consent.
awesome image
this is a man
his forehead is so straight and long
we need to be marrying arabs
We all think effina looks fucking weird yeah?
haven't been able to watch today can I get a QRD on what's happened? is jet really dead?
ayrabs
This is why I can't be an Isaac bro. He let Claudia walk all over him. No self-respect.
Sam is a jew shill grifter
Chuck is clearly married to some form of agent
Nick is just happy for the extra income?
What is the deep nick lore? Does he just see this and go fuck it free money.
He will be back tomorrow night.
real estate is crypto for boomers
Midnight Mass is the worst show I've ever seen. Deeply anti-christian too. Why on earth should anybody watch it in 2025?
she's a qatari agent
nick is a simple guy
Idea for season 4, the girls have cameras in their pussy
midnight mass is mike flanagan's magnum opus
reminder he got blacklisted from netflix for shit testing the jews with the midnight club
idk if it deep nick lore, but before this recent success (money) with Sam, Nick was in the hole financially because of his house he was constructing.
Nick said he asked God for help and shortly after they got money to make World Peace 2 and then the idubbbz documentary happened and everything that followed.
Nick now believes Jesus Christ and God saved him. He said so on scuffed realtor.
i had a friend who speaks arab translate this
tiktok.com
she's saying ppl on tiktok are much nicer compared to when she posts stuff of her and Charles on twitter and ppl say they look like serial killers or something
catholics are anti-christian by nature
martin luther much?
anywayzzz
Unfortunate
Kike Flanagan is as zogged as a filmmaker can get. Every show he makes has 3+ homosexual or interracial couples.
Yeah that makes sense
every show he makes is good and he is on the right side of history by shit testing netflix
He's an atheist. Anti-life generation.
that's a psyop
Makes that curse on idubbz canon
Charls has no business lecturing anyone for getting raped when his wife is a brown muslim and his kids have that condition
only Mike Flanagan I've watched is Doctor Sleep, I liked it.
b-but muh colorful walls
historically speaking this means he will be sucking netflix's dick while in handcuffs eventually
Dude what's up with the weird larp. He sold cars at a Mercedes dealership, sold antiques, has a rich wife, and the house he has was like a $200k landscaper barn they converted.
midnight mass, fall of the house or usher, hill house, bly manor m word in that order
midnight club had sky high potential but he shit tested too close to the sun so it didnt get renewed (also broke the record for most jumpscares in 1 episode lol double L)
of
i tried watching the usher show because i like poe but i just can't fuck with modern writers or something they write like fucking retards and I hate all their characters, chatgpt would be better. hope they all lose their jobs.
havent watched his movies tho im more of a tv person but it's worth noting stephen king trusted him with a reboot after kubricks mockery of the actual story
Mock and insult Charls and Effina for whatever reason but leave the mutt kids alone, their lives are hard enough
someone's jealous bc they sold their creative bone to a demon
This is a waste of my time.
Thats why I left it as a "condition". Charls needs to be humble.
yea nick only got the Sam the job at that dealership because his dad owned it. Charles is his only non rich friend besides his wigger employees and some of the girls he's fucked along the way like Channing.
he pale blue dot posted
lmao
that's what they all say
if he didn't give a shit he wouldn't channel the themes
reminder letty hill house posted on s1 and she didnt even graduate high school
u will never be him
pray 4 kate tho
when is mike flannigan gonna do a movie about satanic ritual abuse rings and intelligence agencies that seems pretty prime for a scary show
or is he just gonna talk about how God is mean for saying we should kill murderers in 600bc
genuine interest
lmao so even groomson gets a massive L in this story, what a shitshow with absolutely no winners.
he tried
watch midnight club, read his tumblr and come back when u get the hint
You can lie to everyone
But please, please don't lie to me
anyways
We need to be laughing at Charls more for letting his wife go on months long vacations in foreign countries.
Interview Mauro you COWARD
Bly manor was hard to watch the lead actress was too sexy it's hard to be scared with an erection
i agree
victoria pedretti was too based for instagram (posted ugly nudes to m word her blackmailers)
i love her
The real ones want the Rusty podcast
Ugly
???
that's not the nudes im talking about
jet podcast with claire that is actually a private phone call she records and posts
? there's more?
yes and i don't have them bc im respectful
It's like poetry. It Rhymes.
Cole Podcast
SLUT GANG WOOOOO
Cole business chat
Claire podcast but it's just Claire talking into an unplugged microphone.
coal business*
I will never make a poor shot, gay, atheistic Netflix show that appeals to people with low educational attainment? You're probably right.
Claire podcast but it's her parents talking to her about her lifestyle and choices
the canceled roadtrip
They should scold and then disown her too
"I will never make a poor shot, gay, atheistic Netflix show that appeals to people with low educational attainment?"
yes and your parents wasted their money on your creative writing degree
he's pretty much like one of the girl ehehehe
brutal. how will cooch ever recover?
gay guys HATE when you call them bros
by not appearing on the internet because only people who hate him care
I just wanted more TJkino :(
Someone needs to update the Fishtank tvtropes page it’s been out of date since Bloodgames
Where is Claire sleeping tonight? Isaac has given her the boot surely?
fly out nachan 4 bloodgames
he left i pay my bills my bills r paid
spooky
by wwnr posting
wow you have your own place are u lonely can i visit
who would nina rape
alexa play new york summer
Yet you partake in these threads regardless. Curious!
It’s not any sort of loss and you won’t notice any difference with his absence.
herself
"Those who don't read good books have no advantage over those who can't."
Claire you don't work or have an income. How are you paying for anything??
we need blackface ben to return
yes and those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it
stop gooning
she means her parents paid her bills lol
Betty is currently working at a Minions themed strip club
men love minions and nobody believes me
letty can't hurt me i broke the mirror go back to summer ella posting or whatever
sovic cracked the whip
elementor is taking over...
reading is obsolete and outdated when you can just ask chat gtp whatever you want to know
did isaac take the furniture
jet gpt write the blood game
new