/ftl/ Fishtank Preseason 4 #604

I shower every other day or every 3rd day

This new season is going to suck dick

yeah, it takes only 5 minutes
some times I shower twice if I poop or work out for example.
not showering is a symptom of schizophrenia btw
you might be insane

beats winter when sam gets the crew sick and everything dies off midway through

what?

I might skip one on the weekends if I'm not doing anything. But work makes me stinky also the thought of having poo particles on my butt after a shit weirds me out.

Do any of you actually shower daily? How can normies keep up with that?

Hello saar

Nifty 2.0 will be s4's main character

calling it now, the chink is gonna stab the israeli

This season will be the exact opposite of season 3. They're just as desperate, but in a different way. it may not be as bad because they're upfront about them being retarded fans

this season will either be pretty good or fucking unwatchable

Betty's arms are too fucked up to be that girl.

So Season 3 is cool again since it's not the most recent, right? Or do we have to wait for June 13th to like it?

everyone went to Anon Babble, I'm staying here !

we will always hate season 3

Naw shit will forever be the worst i blame jet doe not the fish desu.

This girl was so Claire coded, she even kind of sounded like her. What if it’s Claire?

we'll see, this is the wiggers we're talking about. might be a few weeks after

Nice, same. I'm not risking a ban.

No drink in hand

It's not her

I'm trusting the plan
the stripes must mean something
these fish are getting rugpulled day 4

Can you post all lewd Mary stuff want to have a quick wank thx

S4 is already better than S3.

I will die on this hill.

Nah way better unless you're a shut-in sperg. Last two seasons I missed like half the last two seasons live for holiday shit.

That was a fake trailer, right? The first contestant was some retard doing his best impression of Jimmy doing an impression if jon

youtu.be/PL-GEez74wQ
I think so

The only thing that can redeem season 3 atp are the episodes which we won't get for another year or two at this rate

I didn't get casted. Fuck bro. Because the wigger crew fuck each other up the butt. Fuckin faggots.

Here's that CK screenshot.

Consider yourself lucky

Fishtank owns my soul

You own my Soul Jet Ben and Sam

I want my soul back Sam

Everyone with an IQ above 105 and no autism diagnosis knows its 3>2>1and not arguable.

I know it fell apart quickly, but it was really fun most of the time. The time it truly got bad was once they left the house. They did fumble the reboot, obviously, they had a lot of really good people and wasted them. But it was still great to watch.

If thats really the cast i can see this season getting really sadistic. Im in

This + the cast is awful. There is nothing interesting about people in the know playing pretend for 6 weeks. It will suck so much. Fuck you Jet!!!

there are 8 billion people on earth. 3 billion of those are exactly like claire. it's no surprise

you need to be making content
you're becoming irrelevant

I agree with this.

we need a freemans mind cryo edition

Season 3 was always the best.

Cryo stay on your path. Stay strong brother.

S3 redemption soon.

We will always love Smaack!

I shower daily in the summer /+ when I sweat a lot. In the winter I do it once a week

Last season lasting from late September to December was very convenient for me. It didn't affect my Christmas time and as a non-american I don't care about halloween or thanksgiving. Now season 4 being during summer I worry that I will have to miss 4-6 days for summer weekend trips or something.

thinking it is and it isnt. it is happening just not that

Who's excited for the amazing fishtoys of:

plushie

Or

toy

I know i am!

The first week or two were good until the reveal.

No Scott
No watch

based and kojimapilled

It didn’t look diverse

Summytime is right around the corner!

surely that trailer was just a joke

Only 6 people is pretty grim ngl

yeah. they'd never cast a guy who looks up to roronoa zoro, a crack addict, and a murderous nudist chink. even less an israeli.

the vibe is off on the Anon Babble thread like something is seriously fucked up.

jet neptune dies today

thanks so whomst did she make terrorist threats against? why isn't Peter bailing her out?

8 contestants anon, he says it in the trailer

yeah i felt that too

no excitement, just pure unadulterated anger. it's a hate show

that's jet and crew

The IHOP she worked at. Peter knows it's really for the best.

wtf is an ihop? and how is that terrorism?

It's a chain restaurant. They fired her and she said she would torch the place.

Yeah the wiggers wanted to tv so they can hide their shilling easier. Fuck no we won’t go. Not watching any of their shit anymore. Only here to gather intel to defeat the pot belly of the beast

Anon Babble normies

least autistic Channing Creager fanboy

It's just the worst posters from Anon Babble samefagging their coal. Don't worry though, once the new season starts we'll also get the best and brightest from Jimmycord.

very big

She's finally shaving her arm pits?

She has for like a year atp

I really really like boobs

SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND

so bloodgames is after season 4?

We’re being duped

mama, i made it!

S4 is actually BG2 on Cryo Island.

i shower seasonally

shavegang stays winning

sensitive young man

I’m in physical pain because of my back

who talks like this

We’re being gooned

I would do things to them that have never been done before.

We're being raped

fake fish theory

SYM

fake trailer theory

I subscribe to it, the Jimmy/jon clone guy is too obvious.

You can imagine these people on a call with Ben and Jet being told to do a Jon impression or say exact lines like this

half the ftl crew hate me

don't they all hate him?

The girl obviously hasn't smoked crack before either

Yes

hey make a new Anon Babble thread

Season 4 starts in the S1 house, then transitions to each respective house of each season as the weeks progress. The finale is bloodgames 2.

Sam ends the show and says the bit has run its course, the end

Remember when TJ tried to get nina
to pop his anal cherry

posting aint mandatory doggie

no :)

We need Q to do recon on the houses

brown, white. i win

im glad that sam realized sesaon 2 and 3 were absolute dogshit and is going back to the roots

she said she would torch the place

when did she say that?

good stuff

He's clearly making fun of Season 1, this is obviously fake.

I read it was a text to a coworker.

it would be funny to rent the house again and destroy it again lol

Post Marys pussy and titties

S1 house is the only thing that can save fishtank at this point

Saw the trailer about an hour ago, caught the Anon Babble thread before it went down. Initial thoughts were, "it's too early for another season." Especially when the last half or quarter of S3 was a big fuck you to everyone watching. Now I'm thinking its too early to be thinking about this show at all, even if the trailer is fake they should've stayed silent for at least a year --- and try kickstarting their marketing with some sincerity for once.

free fuck toy with every happy meal

Why did she hit the wall at 16

we need all white walls for every room

Why? The S3 house was too big but the S1 house was so boring to look at.

they sold that house years ago bro

I think they rented it.

Microchimerism of 70 year old Jew goo

camera placements + the build of the house was ideal both from viewing experience and the dynamics of the show perspectives

josie died today

S1= Suburbia and the upbringing of moden men
S2= Rites of passage, suicide
S3= Realizing there's no heroes. No hope.
S4= The Ills of modern man

S4 theme = julius Evola revolt against the modern world, Scott main character

Or how about we admit that every season is pure garbage.

please stop splitting the threads

Bloodgames: Fuge states, the last remnants of a dying childhood.
The Cell: Emptyness, the absurdity of adult life
Bitchtank: The Indomitable Mexican Spirit

latinX

s4 theme: dank memes and skibidi toiletry.

What kind of goon sacrifice will s4 require to give the devil his due?

i hope s4 is the one where sam dies

Scott Sullivan tantric Evolian rape

youtube.com/watch?v=RA17_BuOZDg

Wait so when is Bloodgames gonna happen or did they give up on that already

scott sullivan like a melody in my head

a week after season 4 and then the cell 2 followed by bitchtank 2

Just looks like a normal white guy. Where are my promised freaks?

Probably fall. Jet said he wanted BG2 to be S3 and S4 cast.

Probably yeah, makes sense to me

RadFemHitler literally looks like Claire and Abi’s love child

Jet is putting in overtime on the Anon Babble thread letting loose after 6 months of reading our doomposting.

all of sodaman's hard work...

theres something about italian jewesess bros

Here's the official schedule leaked:
05/30 - S2 Finale Episode
...then straight into...
05/30 - Bloodgames II Starts
06/13 - Bloodgames II Ends
...then straight into...
06/13 - S4 Starts
...and ends prematurely due to an inevitable fuckup by the wiggers.

those drumeo videos are addicting

you were seeking strength, justice, splendour
you were seeking love
here is the pit, here is your pit
its name is silence

I just checked it out and yeah it's pretty bad.
It's pretty much where Anon Babble was mid-offseason when every thread was just simp wars.
Makes sense that the samefags would prefer doing that over on Anon Babble where they can't be called out.

We should stay here during S4 unironically.

he needs to stop making content

Radfem Swiftler

WTF is THAT what happened to Summer in S2 basement?
youtu.be/CpE0twnQVPE
Why isnt the FBI investigated it? Why is Sam Hyde not in prison?

watch here

live 24/7

I click

is not live

why would you do this

It's occupied now

I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now, these moments are not stories. This is happening. I can see it.

Fuck off

im selling a pill that will make you a wolf if you take it you will become a wolf.

get yours now for $29.99 or two installments of $15.99.

echoes of untold horrors

lol thread deleted

janny killed it

Welp I'm back

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

S1 sorta wack

Its like that one guy that fucked your bitch before you

Looks like female taxcin

this isnt the house btw

I don’t see it at all

It quite literally is.

Jet has proven that he will devote more energy to gooning the cast and bittying his fitted than making the show good.
Sam has proven that thinks he's above it all and will repeatedly break kayfabe self-sabotaging production with arbitrary virtue signaling temper tantrums.
Scott has proven that he is our last hope.

different address, same house plan

Do you know why that is? Two words, Julius Evola.

He will carry season 4 on his big muscular back

jet was getting a little pissy in the Anon Babble thread i think he needs a snickers

He's itching for his next rape. That's why they're rushing out a season.

"StreamStars"

a bunch of unknown streamers, no stars

no compensation, just humiliation

The wiggers did so much brand damage to Fishtank for no gain
They would have been better off throwing on a Bloodgames rerun and a simple multiplayer game like pixelplace.io or something for the members and clans to play around with

It's great because they just shat on their biggest defenders and fanboys for no reason.

The wiggers did so much brand damage to Fishtank for no gain

99.9% of fans don't even know stream stars happened lmao

trailer

Someone describe it for me I'm blind

new Anon Babble thread is up

The time it truly got bad was once they left the house.

It fucking sucked for half the goddamn season. 5 days of watching hispanic women clean the house and other spics vacuum and clean the carpets. 20 days of total nothing.

lol

Scott literally said he won't show up for S4 unless that anon gets a ps5

Sam and Jet desperately trying to emulate season 1 energy in an attempt to bring back an audience that doesn't just want more Burt and Greg type stuff.

This season will be the last one. The wiggers ruined the brand and everyone comming in contact with FT gets ruined. There is no Stars because all the former fish know they better stay away.

So is the theme actually going to be casting a bunch of try hard fans acting retarded on purpose or is the trailer just some barely related shit they threw together with actors to call back to S1?

I haven't followed anything Fishtank related since they left Burt in the desert, he could still be there for all I know

An exact, purposeful copy of the s1 trailer

Remember to stay hydrated during summy time!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZAD7W3M4zc

Give me a light beer, a light beer for Ze world!

This is Jet's theme song in my headcanon. It's just jetty coded is all.

Wait they didn’t even get a cut of the tts income? Those fucking wiggers

to this day it still amazes me that goran is younger than me

Wait they didn’t even get a cut of the tts income? Those fucking wiggers

They just rugpulled 50k worth of 'stox' as well. They're fleeced about $400k over the offseason which is more than they made for Season 3.

i'd have to watch 6 episodes of mad men everyday to finish it by the time the season starts im not gonna get the references am i

people spent 50k on numbers?!?

Wot

They've probably just been watching Don Draper Sigma Aura Compilations

JA JAWOHL GIVE ME, GIVE MEEE,

GIVE ME

A

LIIIIIIGHT BEEEEEEEEEER

How long until she spirals out and jumps off the Burj Khalifa?

fishtank.observer/ you can track the obscene spending in real time. The KF guy A_P has been showing the money for over a year now.

but bros....how will the rice counting go THIS TIME?

Binx=Peggy

We need to be listening to comedic country songs
youtu.be/6ZjGVaI9D7o?si=2WKNbGcicdOTZOLZ

wigger mad men

is sam don draper or bertram cooper in this scenario

I just ate a sleeve of crackers and now I have crumbs on my tums! I got a crumby tummy!

this is pretty good

He's Don's father-in-law, Eugene

trish!

The streamstars thing sucked but completely rug pulling it at the end and telling them to fuck off was fucking hilarious. Fuck those losers.

The only bad thing about season 4 before bloodgames 2 is having to wait longer to see Voodoo Mama Juju again.

He's the modern day roger sterling.

there is something fishy about the season 4 trailer , there is more to this.
the viewers are getting rugpulled.

do the lines connect

it's obviously some gay meta thing about how everyone likes season 1 more and is obviously framed around repeating the season 1 trailer with someone talking about their role models and stuff
they probably have some crazy thing planned about how it's gonna turn into bloodgames or something but they are gonna fuck it up really quick

but they are gonna fuck it up really quick

I like Goblina

her and cryokeen used 2 erp ... :|

I'm probably just looking too much into the stripes, doesn't mean anything most likely

pendulum swings

season 4 trailer

how it's gonna turn into bloodgames

Fishtank and bloodgames slop should remain two separate things

cryo and jimmies mom erp'ed??! :O

I 100% believe this lmao

Delaney if youre reading this I know youre scared of getting pregnant at 40 but just have sex with a mexican you know we dont get birth defects

they probably have something planned

we're breaking her out

I need a nigga with high powered .50 cal and AR-15s. I need another nigga who likes to dig tunnels like a mole man. I need another nigga who is a master of disguise.

after he crashed out on streamstars he was distraught about her not talking 2 him anymore and he would post publicly about jerking it 2 her on twt and she wld reply, they used 2 erp on discord

my city council of 100,000 people will interview me for the city design and zoning board with 0 qualifications 2 times before i even get one single interview for the 100+ outlet stores or grocery markets that i have applied for. i hate my nigger life.

probably the only ck post i’ve enjoyed

My plan will work and CK will be free.

he would post publicly about jerking it 2 her on twt and she wld reply

GRIM

keep CK in prison

i will astral project to assist with guard patrols

i have a concept of a plan

what if I fucked you? what if I fucked right now, huh?

benleaks is mad because CK is a nigga than his white twink SoundCloud rappers addicted 2 kratom.

This sounds about right. It's already doomed to fail. If they managed to get S1 fish to be there the only one walking out with a profit would be Mauro. Letty has no need to go there and would lose money. If Josie would go there she lied to her fans about not going there and would lose money and fans. Sylvia is a mother. Simmons would never go there he makes money in Hollywood. Damiel is a massive retard. Jon is not retarted enough.

Benleaks we need to get CK a small phone you down g?

only tacxin is addicted 2 kratom

did claudia's manic phase finally end

need trashy flip gf.

none of the released interviews even follow the prompt of the video.

hey i fly helicopters

she was still awake at noon at least
she needs to recharge for another 20 hour day of 500+ posts

based reference

Why aren’t we putting money on CK’s books?

she was up making content for the past 72 hours. every princess needs her beauty sleep

blue trish

all the rappers benleaks listens to look like they get picked up by their mom in her minivan after soccer practice

Many are saying this

they should make a realistic jail cell like this in a future house. even have a sink/toilet combo. make it removable with a secret passage to one of the other rooms and see if anyone figures it out

vgr posting on Anon Babble summoned her now. the ride never ends

8 contestants

4 will leave after the first week

only 1 remaining interesting fish production overfocuses on until they freak out and leave

fishtank needs at least 15 starting fish

*munch much* yeah that sounds like a lotta work. ear out

She's ugly

going to start hanging around Jollibee locations

so is s4 just 10 john clones? desperate cash grab

another boring white walls house because idiots have convinced jet that season 1 had a better house than 2

give us color

she's an acquired taste.

Oliver was nice to give Trish this outfit

you just made that up to get mad

need a thick asian bitch so bad

I know the house will have boring white walls doe

you're not suffering alone.

never again

first fishtank screenshot i ever took

trish is so sexy and kind of trashy yet never had sex with a producer or weird stalker as far as we know
she has more standards than the girls that call her slutty

I have no idea where I put my first screenshot, my files are a big fat mess, folders everywhere

i will impregnate a dumb flip broad. i will be judged by my peers as inadequate. i will not care.

She had sex in the show retard

not with a producer or weird stalker, retard
we need to read

this is mine

How old is Trish again?

what did they mean by this

Yeah well fugging in a closet or a bathroom while the live feed is up is worse than the things you listed, and then doing a scene when Brian's gf came to the show lol

shes in poland

those niggas get burnt out mid way one season every single time and now they want to do 2 back to back?
who spiked their canisters

nah she was making content

She took the wock to Poland

Trish general when?

your kids will be school shooters

Cope

worth it for the nookie

I miss CK :( FREE MY NIGGA CK RIGHT FUCKIN NOW

Remember summytime is right around the corner, so keep working out!

the fact that she would do it live, while the others do it in secret and lie about it until exposed should let you know it's actually not as bad and the girls agree

Summer starts with memorial day

doing it in secret and lying is much better

Summer starts with memorial day

thats crazy but makes sense

idiots have convinced jet

Jet is a fucking moron that does things just to spite the audience. How you know why he does anything?

She lied though and said they didn't fuck
It was Brian who owned up to it

i dont think the trailer was real but its if it is then it is disappointing none of the guys are simpable again.

you get it

none of the guys look like they will shit test production. the girls all have potential. main character and autism buzzing ones. the taxcin dick one maybe if hes lying

$8,000 grand prize

The trailer was just like the season 1 trailer except $2,000 less for the prize money.
They are still very angery about whatever happened halfway through season 3.
They are going to relentlessly abuse these people and at the end only pay one of them $7.94/hr before taxes as the grand prize. Whatever made them give up on s3 is still under their skin and abusing 8 fans is the only way they can try to move on.

I agree with this post 100%. This season is going to be sadistic as hell, and they purposefully chose unlikeable retards so no one even feels bad

I'm feeling good about season 4. I'm happy they left the s3 house alone for a while, it didn't fit fishtank at all.

This season is going to be sadistic as hell, and they purposefully chose unlikeable retards so no one even feels bad

Nobody will watch it, sadism doesn't sell. Even if the cast is unlikable it will just make people hate Sam and Jet more for wasting everyone's time with their seethe session.

Even if their intention is to FINALLY do hellhouse they'll just give up by day 6.

Your choices when the cams go live on June 13: watch fishtank fans go through Hellhouse in a house or simultaneously a few miles away you can watch fishtank all-stars go through Vampire Burtgames

and they purposefully chose unlikeable retards

huge mistake because this is what most of the watcher are thus will sympathize with them

Don't believe their lies

Letty is a princess!

Welcome back

Payton in ten years

The wiggers faces in the basement as they watch the viewers rally behind the "unlikable guy with aspergers who shits on them and the show nonstop" and simps nonstop for all the "unlikable e girls."

Letty never really left my mind...
baste pic

Cole isnt coming back bro

I assume everyone here was too smart to get cast next season, correct?

I want it to be as mean-spirited as possible

I'm nontent these days

maybe I shouldn't have told them I post on bant

She really isn't a princess anymore Prince.

If you want to go on fishtank you are beyond help

Thinking Jet is competent enough to pick out unlikable people to do a full on HELLHOUSE is the most retarded shit ever. It's been 3 seasons of this show and a lot of you guys still don't get that s1 was meant to be hellhouse until they all got attached to the contestants and ditched the whole idea, and it's been like that ever since

if you applied you are sufficiently retarded. you might just be nontent anon...

i think having claire as my favorite fish disqualified me

what's the distance between s2 and s3 house

im saving myself for gorbtank

How so...

I don't think they cast outside of anglo countries even if I wanted to

one is ass poop the other is poop ass

distance, not difference

someone post the painting trish did of greg

I don’t have that but here’s her Sam pumpkin

I auditioned and did the Zoom interview. Never got contacted afterwards. I at least wanted to be a freeloader.

new thread

so is season4 bloodgames related or what?

new

i will come back for trish