Norwoodlet bros... we are so back

Did he (or OP) really have to generate the bowl of red onion with AI? Was that really above him to use a real picture?

youtu.be/y29tJpldBok?si=DVRbvxuWl5q7Pq0e

ROFLMFAO
They have to be red onion

literal onions face

How do they live with themselves?

Horse balm.

I just looked it up and he has donated $500,000 to million to Scientology.

Fucking hell, what is it with these Americans donating fortunes to cults.

I still respect his medical advice but I will be wary about things he says now.

Still more trust worthy than a big pharma MD

He's a chiropractor.

youtube.com/shorts/ywU1w6UREoY

TWU

tldw - red onion jews +rosemary oil

Just be bald. Shave it off

Crabs always tryna pull a nigga back in the bucket

What do pumpkin seeds do now?

If you plant them they turn into pumpkins, which sell at vastly inflated prices in Autumn

Hmmm shit, well at least he did pre-med and has doctoral degree like a Dentist but no a Medical Doctor.... shit I've been taking super high dosages of Vitamin D & B12 because of advice he has given, I'll have to do some research.

Fuck.

how does a chiropractor afford 500,000$ donation?

Wellness products and fat loss advice books

Plus a proper chiropractor is Qualified profession.

I also think he was the guy who made the Keto fad popular.

He has 13.4M subscribers.

Radiologist, Nutritionist, Endocrinology & Chiropractic specialist, Okay I've gained respect for him again.

Castor oil more like castrator oil iykwim haha

Look up his son. He started a channel just to expose his piece of shit dad.

Just wait for ET-02 public release

Was that really above him to use a real picture?

You can't use real anything anymore without paying for a '''license'''. Everything on the internet is monetized now and even if you did pay for a license, some one can still claim copyright and try to extort you. Obviously not over onions, but if you could have an easy risk free alternative then why wouldn't you take it?

Onions are great. A superfood.
Garlic is even better, a better anti biotic than penicillin with powerful anti microbial properties and other properties.
You don’t need tooth extraction - i’ve proved the dentists wrong. All thanks to glick, still got the tooth. 2 dentists swore they had to pull it. It’s perfectly fine still 8 years later.

Yeah, i watched a couple of his vids and immediately discovered that he's an uneducated ketonigger.

my way is the only way

Not when it comes to diet. You can be healthy on a vast variety of diets.

eric (((berg)))

this kike just wants to sell you shit and he's using his credentials to make himself seem trustworthy

random butthurt

ukrainian refugee?

That jewish doctor is a total lunatic. He convinced the normiecattle that sugar and carbs are bad for them, when carbs and sugar are literally the body's preferred source of energy! He's a scumbag who goes against nutritional science and wants the goycattle to be dehydrated and weak minded.

Yes preppers. You read that correctly you can easily grow BETTER anti biotics than penicillin with no fuss, at home.
Always go for organic though. Some mass produced ones are weak & weedy,

I don't understand science and I'm a contrarian therefore literally any quack who is rejected by science is a prophet

Retarded shit like this is why you rightoids always lose lmao what a fucking joke

If you take care of scientologists they will take care of you.

Zoomers don't even know what a fucking link is. They use the address bar as a search bar because browsers started allowing that stupid shit.

Trust the Berg, 2 more weeks until your baldlet hair grows back

Stop masturbating and let toxins accumulate in my prostate? Fuck that noise.

it's sunlight
the reason you're losing your hair is because you're a shut-in fuck or a cubicle drone or some other shit that never goes outside
god forbid you wear a hat

be a fucking human for a change

Lmao only closeted faggots care about their hair so much. Hurr I'm going bald hurr I'm getting grays. Quit your bitching and man up. As a gray and balding man it's not your hair that's the cause of lack of bitches.
Grow up

Hats are for pussies. So are sunglasses.

Silence, old person

finasteride user here
have been using it for 6 years+, no issues, no side effects that I know
completely maintained every single hair in my hairline that I check in update photos
totally worth it, below one buck a month to save my hair. now 38, life is good, I have hair.
would recommend this to anyone. it's really the only thing that helps longterm. even if you plan on getting a transplant, any ethical surgeon will tell you that you need fin to maintain what you have.
I hope to enjoy this long enough to be comfortable with the level of balding I will get in my 40s and 50s.

lol yeah the funny part is they think it'll make a difference when women will still smell the insecurity and be equally as repulsed as if they were bald. Same goes for gymcels. You can't biohack your way into having game, and chuds don't have game

Sorry m8 but Im gonna pass on that, rehabroom just talked about a new side effect of fenasteride
wich is sterelity, he also mentions that the study is small but better be safe than sorry, for now best thing tp do pre-balding or while balding is rosemery oil

finasteride

taking gender affirming hormone therapy

lmao thought this was against pol's chud rules. I guess you guys don't believe in anything at all

natural UV exposure is integral to the proper curing of the human eyeball in its development and continued health
shades besides mar and mask the natural beauty of creation <3
everything that people do to try and moderate or curtail themselves from nature simply ends up harming them

Future historians will note that just before the GREAT CATACLYSM people pulled this face, but they will wonder what was up with the onions.

You disappoint me. I thought zoom zooms and alpha were going to be super mega tech literate, but no generation has surpassed the average tech literacy of gen x and millennials because I guess that was the sweet spot to use computers during formative years. Seriously I remember when there was almost always a link here under any thread that warranted it. Now it's a shock to see one at all.

Wat?
Mir werden Erdungsmessgerät angezeigt wenn ich des googlen tue

Nah, hair is pretty important. Especially if you want to keep banging young broads passed mid 30s.

Lmao only closeted faggots care about their hair so much

Projecting faggot, only roided balding gymrats are the ones know for their faggotry

As a gray and balding man it's not your hair that's the cause of lack of bitches.

It literally is, dont listen to this balding faggot

lol yeah the funny part is they think it'll make a difference when women will still smell the insecurity and be equally as repulsed as if they were bald.

Most retarded nigger award

balding is normal. i make six figures bitch ive got a landrover. enjoy your bitchtits

I'm still so fucking mad the windows search bar is a god damn search engine now

type 'dev', windows knows I want device manager and puts that at the top

type 'device manager', windows thinks I want to fucking google device manager

whoever had this idea needs his balls stomped

You're mad because you know it's true. Women know instinctively whether you're insecure or not, they detect it instantly. You're not going to be less insecure if your hair magically grew back because insecure people just find the next thing to worry about. It's immutable.

balding is disgusting, cue-ball is passable
i don't make the rules

Dont listen to the canadian poojets that infiltrated the thread, hair is a very importent aspect of attracting females, sunlight not only can cause skin cancer but also age the skin very fast, take a sun screem and dont let some fags take you insecure with faggotry, they are projecting

I’m bald as fuck. I’ll try it and get back to you faggots on what happens.

whatever combover. im going to the beach, cya

You retarded, nigger? you are clicking on the wrong thing to search

onion maxxing is back

that shit on Anon Babble was the reason why basedboy and onions gets censored to onions, now the normgroids have finally cottoned on to it years later

yeah bro women have some UV vision that can detect insecutity in men or something

How utterly retarded do you have to be to think that putting onions on your head is going to prevent you from going bald?

Minoxidil Finasteride foam blend. That’s what I use. Minimal side effects.

youtu.be/t5mvnrUWZrw?si=1E1M96vJCgTSZwBW

eww look at this dude. living example of losing your hair will cost you your mind and inner peace.

I work for a company here that will soon release the absolute cure for baldness, but it's very controversial. I don't give a shit about leaking it because it's not patented (they don't know how to patent the process)
if the thread is still alive in a few hours i'll post it, because i need to go.

ive had a healthy babyboy while on finasteride, only paused for two months during the impregnation phase.
but you do you. there's been studies on this, and no, it doesn't cause sterility, that's bullshit. rosemary oil is snakeoil salesman crap. citing this tells me you have no idea about this and you're not worth talking or listening to.

I'm balding but I'm also old so I don't care. Really sucks to be young and balding tho, knew a 17 year old guy back in the day who went completely bald. It was sad to look at, poor fuck.

Did your mom not wait until you were 18 to have you chemically castrated or something?

my hair loss has accelerated so bad in the last year ive started wearing a cheap toupe from alibaba. looks great.

nvm I mixed between dutasteride and fenasteride

i tried fin and dust in the past. it made my cum all watery.

Yes, actually. You, personally are very insecure and women can tell instantly. Gives them the ick more than anything else. Hell I can even tell, and I'm not even a woman.

Take your "based" HRT bro, it's totally different because it's just le heckin is right? Lmao fucking chuds what a joke enjoy your tits

muh russia

rent free!

MDs are quacks you retarded NPC, they dont use the scientific method, and no "scientific consensus" is not scientific you fucking child

No he says make an onion smoothie in the blender (has to be red onions) with rosemary oil, sea salt and honey but smear it on your head instead of drinking it.

I wish I were kidding. But I’m serious.

You disappoint me.

Good, i hate it when old people give me approval.

Still more trustworthy and safer than big pharma.

don't embarrass us nigger

based

Probably because he joined scientology honestly. Professions like that often join the cult because of the immediate bump in clientele. Dentists famously do this, but I suspect chiropractors are a similar story.

i love this scientologist chiropracter medical doctor

They have alot of vitamins and tons of zinc specifically. Eat some pumpkin seeds and celery and you can shoot ropes across your room.

the real science is when a grifter puts on a lab coat and tells you to stick magnets up your ass and begs for donations. I know it's the real science because every other scientist says it's not and science is fake therefore the fake scientists are the real scientists. I am very smart and not just a reflexive contrarian who can't think for myself

Of course you couldnt since you're a larping faggot in canada possibly additced to pornography, also I do have alot of female friends that are attracted to me in college since Im light skined and looksmaxxed, you dont have to be unsecure to know that women are subhuman

You get enough D if you get normal amounts of sun and you get enough B12 if you eat a normal amount of meat.
For someone living in the UK it's probably good that you're taking a D supplement. You probably don't need the B12 though.

what the hell.
chop onions and put them in a bowl. then take a picture.

10w-40 full synthetic or what?

They get paid big bucks to deal legal drugs. That's all they do. I wouldn't call them doctors let alone an MD or whatever.

Weird how Harvest Moon didn't have a mechanic for this...
or pumpkins.

also I do have alot of female friends

lmao, that means they feel "safe" around you. They literally think you're gay, straight men don't have female friends.

You're a retarded faggot who doesn't understand the scientific method. You're an NPC who worships authority and the system just needs to wave a magic wand and say the word "science" and then you will religiously believe in it.

Easier to do an AI prompt.

I really doubt this guy is actually making onion smoothies and dumping them on his head.

based argentino bro, i am curious.

but it's very controversial

what's so controversial about it, it give you balls cancer? you can get that from Fin if you're unlucky

the scientific method is when every other scientist applies the scientific method to determine your theory is false, which means your theory is true because science is the opposite of science and the real scientists are the ones with no credentials who are always asking for money on YouTube

This is literally how you retards "think"

lol load of bullshit

just accept a reverse halo effect that negatively affects every social interaction you have bro

(((Berg))) is a chiropractic doctor, not a medical doctor. He's also a scientologist.

Guy is a fucking grifter who is clueless about nutrition.

Not even going to read your schizo word salad projection, you lazy dishonest pseudointellectual big business worshipping fuck.

you have to coom on your head and rub it in

if you don't eat horse paste to cure your morgellons you work for Pfizer

You can only think in one dimension and never for yourself. Just react to everything, that's all you know. Same shit with all of you.

Post your gut with timestamp, tubby

Crazy how you just knew that post was talking about you huh
lmao

Why are there still bald Germans then?

- rub your coom into your scalp
- eat a lot of onions, by themselves
- dermaroller, crush the onions and rub the coom and onions into your head
- massage your scalp obsessively for 20+ mins
- microneedlie your scalp to make it bleed
- put castor oil on when done
- do the gayest dance imaginable to top it off
This is your twice weekly routine to cure le balds

I don't listen to what he says, just what he was or is.

Some homeless guy told me that 2+2 equals four. Pssht. Like I am going to believe some homeless guy.

Not at all, I'm almost 40 and can guarantee I'm fitter and younger looking than your beta ass with zero hormones or hair treatment lol

I don't wish to be bald throughout my 30s. Sorry.

This is prime earning time and having hair makes a difference for quality women in their 20s. Plus, I just want to look good. A receding hairline makes even a good face look worse.

Nice try, shill.

Never once did I imply you work for them, but your reading comprehension is so shit you can barely understand what website you're on.

castor oil

Coconut oil will also do. Or just use Bhringraj oil. It can be a bit smelly (like a curry), but it's the best herbal oil you can get for your hair.

now something for gray hair

...is that bowl of onions AI generated? Fuck me, it is.

Was this post suppose to prove you're not insecure?

lmao you thought Robert Malone was a god because he went on Joe Rogan and made up psychology terms. How many times did you say "mass formation psychosis" in 2022? A bunch for sure, probably drank the fishtank cleaner too

That's how you know you can really trust him. A fake scientist would have used a real picture or something

This guy preaches keto which is a one way ticket to heart disease if done long term. Keto only has short term benefits which are mainly due to the associated weight loss. He has some good videos but ignore the keto shit and he likes to take up positions which aren't based on reliable scientific papers (not very evidence based). He is right about greens/salads however, you have to eat more greens, vegetables and fruits, which people nowadays don't eat enough of.

In short, if you want to actually be healthy: eat a lot of vegetables, fruits and legumes, limit salt, limit saturated fats, limit all oils, and limit meat/dairy/eggs and completely eliminate processed foods. Fish is actually ok in moderation but due to heavy metals and PCBs in the waters you should also limit them considerably imo. The best evidence based videos I've found so far are from Nutrition Made Simple. All that guy does all day is read and compile research papers into a video and he's as unbiased as it gets.

Fun fact but Dr. Berg's wife has way too high cholesterol levels (she's developing heart disease), he made a video on it and the linked study doesn't mean what he thinks it means. He even admitted to being wrong in one of his more casual videos but then went around and downplayed it.

s 0 y face

onions

Bros does he browse here?
Dr Berg is pretty cool and gives good advice. He's a Chiropractor but who cares. He's medically licensed to give this advice and "real doctors" are a million times worse than him.

Humans lived before farming existed, moische.

He's medically licensed to give this advice

He in fact is not lmao

Chiropractors are the real doctors

The state of you tards lmao. Is Dr Phil a real doctor too now?

You don't even know how Chiropractors are licensed in the US.

Here's what we know about you based on your effeminate bitchfest ITT

fucking loser (squandered your "White privilege"

no tangible skills

own zero property of worth

incel

zero chance of ever marrying or breeding

physically weak

skinny fat to obese

That's still wrong.

gender affirming

Isn't it the opposite since men are supposed to go bald usually? Why are troons so stupid? They universally believe this is a gotcha.

Kek got his ass

Sometimes my hair falls but then grows back again.

Chiropractic "medicine" is not medicine, it's pseudoscience, there's no evidence any of it is true, it's quack shit. Mutts are retarded and have a long history of falling for snake oil.

You're having a meltdown because I accurately pegged you as insecure, and everyone else on earth can see it too.

No because the entire reason you balding cucks take finasteride is because you want to achieve what you think the societally idealized man is.

NOOOO A JEW DIDN'T CHARGE A BUNCH OF MONEY FOR NON-TREATMENT

IT'S NOT REAL MEDICINE GOY!

Shut up faggot. Dr Berg has given more healthy medical advice than most doctors in America. (((doctors))) will tell you to buy his ozempic instead of eat less.

insecure

Not real science, bitchboy. Show anything quantifying psychological concepts like that. Any more unsubstantiated womanly gossip you'd like to spread?

all alternative "medicine" is real

Ok retard bet you eat methylene blue and megadose vitamins too lmao

Your impotent rage proves it

The Canadian is a jew behind a proxy. It would be better for all of you if you stopped responding to it. It achieves nothing.

Psychological "science" is not science, it's pseudoscience, there's no evidence any of it is true, it's quack shit. Leafs are retarded and have a long history of falling for snake oil.

just get women to urinate on you skull. The estrogen from their piss will block the dht and the uplift in your moon will get rid of the cortisol leading to massive hair gains. Studies show that it even reversed hair loss.

I dont give a shit about robert malone you stupid narcissist. Mass formatiok psychosis is a stupid term, its been called a mass psychosis since forever

Little fag is so desperate for attention he(?) was just spamming replies even when nobody was replying to him(?)
Must be that insecurity thing it was talking about.

(((trusts the experts)))

believes in soft sciences like psychology (under 50% repeatability rate)

opinion discarded

Just got word that I‘m inheriting a large sum of Money from my grandparents

Will definitely fly to Turkey to get hair transplant if I start to bald.
Might also get dick lengthening surgery just for the Lulz

ok ty

i-i am NOT insecure!!! STAHP!!!! SHUDDUP!!!!1 NO U!!!

lmao, unconvincing.

No, you don't care about Robert Malone *anymore* because he was outed as a grifter and you couldn't keep defending him

Now this guy might actually be a shill for real though

It's the old jewish trick of "look over here, not over there!"

What did the fiddler on the roof mean by this?

Anything systemic that counters hair loss is through DHT inhibition, which essentially neuters you

I never cared about him you stupid projecting narcissist NPC

greentext unrelated

Goddamn what an insecure fag. The effeminate urge to say anything, even if it's nothing.

If you think we ate meat, dairy and eggs all day before farming then you're completely delusional. Only with the advent of farming and animal husbandry did we start eating meat/eggs/dairy regularly, that's very recent compared to our entire history. But all that doesn't matter when we have countless studies on the effects of saturated fat on our body TODAY. You don't have to look back thousands of years, you can just test what happens in humans right now. That's what the studies do.

no elaboration

It's ok bro, I'll trust a century of research over your worthless shitpost.

You'll be on my dick for the rest of the thread now just because I called you insecure. My fuckin sides lmao

Tranny Jannies strike again

he thinks people ate carbs before farming was invented

he thinks farming invented meat consumption

he says saturated fat (which makes up your cell's walls) is bad

Get off the vpn, moische.

The leftoids from Anon Babble are even gayer more obnoxious tryhards than the rightoids holy shit

What did we eat before we had tools? Nothing at all? Only with tools could we start hunting. Our bodies can't hunt without tools you tool. Only with the invention of the bow and arrow could we actually hunt without much risk, before that it was extremely risky to hunt. A wild boar can really fuck your shit up and even minor injuries lead very easily to death without medicine and sanitation.

But even so, it doesn't matter what we did in the past because we have data on humans today and we know what causes the leading diseases.
Keep eating your saturated fats and get heart disease and live the rest of your life on the "pharma jew" statins.

I like how retarded you are, and how little you know about human evoultion.

He's a pajeet

Have fun being on statins in the future, I hope you're looking forward to it. I know you really love the pharma jew so you're going to be giving them a lot of money. Good goy.

why not all 3?