/smg/ - Stock Market General

my jelly belly, belly flops package is full of thai milk tea beans
I thought they were going to be orange something or cantaloupe what the fuck, this is worse than the bag that was all cinnamon

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Damn I'm retarded

Most people will never be millionaires, sadly.

The only thing tragic about that video is that it was a Subaru instead of a Honda. Then it could be called "civic duty.webm."

God I wish scoopsies was make an attempt to look like this...

What movie tonight?

15 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Anora (2024)!

movie night

i was hoping for being john malkovitch (1999)

Movi enight movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Anora (2024)!

That boys got a big dick for a twink

That is scoopsissy

Early life section checked.
You are not fooling anyone /smg/

Germanophobia isn't really a thing in non-jewish circles you know

8 years until the next holocaust

every 100 years until it's done

employ hundreds of people to maintain DEI ethic

End up causing a diplomatic faux pas anyways

maintain DEI ethic

thx for reminding us what's important anon

topics by americans flag ITT so far:
-trannies

- homosexuality

-glutony

-DEI

did not include assassin's creed shadows because I don't know it but I suppose it would fall under coprophilia

needs to check wikipedia early life

No germanon, I'm saying when you are ready you won't have to

shit movie. peak zogslop

has not filtered me yet

posts glorifying picture of a negro

well at least you didn't filter me nigger

It really do be like that IRL btw.

black people are nicer to foreigners than white americans

because they aren't as arrogant

white americans all grow up thinking they are special

literally me

you think it's funny but you never stop to wonder why americans are exclusively like this

never stop to wonder what went wrong

every second person is a sickly perverted individual

constantly threatening to destroy the world with nuclear bombs

not a single doubt in anyones mind that this will surely go on like this forever

back to the looney bin with ya

poo in the mart

the fuck is going on with his sclera

Anora was fun. Its was really just Uncut Gems 2, but thats good enough. Much better than most other movies

I don't really disagree.

Need a sexy stupid stripper prostitute gf bros...

My takeaway was the opposite.

Went to work

Notice some cactus plants were on sale

HUGE trophy cactus with lots of new buds popping up, others weren't as spectaculr in size

Decided to buy it, took it to self checkout

Can't seem to scan barcode, price sticker was on top

Nice cashier lady helped peel it off gently

What the fuck

The original price on underneath, the cactus used to be $24.98, now price if $27.98(!?)

Still wanted to buy it but damn man

Recession indicator, why is shit like roses and cacti getting more expensive??

Inflation is actually an indicator that the economy is booming bro, trust me! People have so much money the drive up the price for roses and cacti

IT WAS GOOD

I've seen a bunch of threads on pol about YouTubers 'dying suddenly' for the last few years.

Looks like yet ANOTHER youtuber died recently

x.com/Dexerto/status/1903155835829715105

This seems bearish for Google, too many youtbers dying out from.......something

I should have bought more LLY puts. It turns out all those people taking ozempic are paying $500-$1500 a month out of pocket because insurance won't cover it. No way that's sustainable if the economy slows down.

I basically have a leveraged bet on Novo Nordisk by being balls deep in Gubra AS, I am not worried. Rich people love convenience, fat people hate getting shamed on the internet, its a good business model

seems bearish for Google

I only realized last week that zoomers, third worlders and boomers only use chatbots now. Probably need to cut my GOOG position, that search engine is doomed by the indiafication of the internet

stupid americans think they are # 1

ghghmym,,i

Vaxx status?

1-3 years of lap experience

bachelor's preferred

PREFERRED

BUT IF IT'S PREFERRED WHY DOESN'T IT REPLACE THE EXPERIENCE REQUIREMENT HUH? THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF A DEGREE YOU STUPID BITCH

That's an old woman who was sick.

Tranny shark plushies

Very suspicious I think

Is this gypsies selling their stolen goods?

op you put a tranny as the fucking op again and i'm going to track you down and beat you in the mouth with a chain until you've swallowed all your teeth

Thats a woman

ban germany

that's f1nnster a fucking tranny connected to ella hollywood who was part of #goongate
kill yourself slime

Why would you reply like that to an obvious bait?

wait, maybe I just got baited.

#goongate

Lmao. Fill me in.

it's nothing, don't worry about it.

just kidding. but seriously i just found out myself.

This is some real faggot shit...

whitepypo are so gay

sometimes we're not at our best. we get sick, we get troubled, we call that illness. the solution for illness is called healing. whether it's something physical, mental, or spiritual, all of us need healing sometimes. there's many ways to go about it, and every malady is unique with it's own remedy. recognizing when we are ill is not always easy, some of the sickest people often think they are the healthiest, they don't recognize their own troubles. some people think that they need to see a specialist to get healed, and oftentimes they are right, but i say you are what you do, and if you can help someone who is ill, that makes you their doctor. now i'm not trying to imply anything is wrong with my readers, /smg/ has the fittest and healthiest people on earth, that's my audience after all... haha just kidding. that's exactly what i'm saying. there's a sickness here and it has become more acute lately. i'm on a healing journey myself. been very unwell for sometime. trying various treatments to try and get better, and i think i'm making progress. too many of you though are languishing in your illnesses, indulging in the very things that made you sick in the first place. i'd like to see that stop. so make some tea this morning, think about what's ailing you, and make a plan to heal. i want you all to be healthy.
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Yes. That was a market I don’t usually go to. They don’t have the things I look for but I still check it out now and then.

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beaner at work gave me strep throat...

is he a good kisser?

Hehe

kek.

eth recovering. maybe the market is ready to heal. it is puking and convulsing less at least.

Fuck, I want to divvy hop but I don't want to miss the coreweave IPO pumping nigger viddy.

So the scandal is that mr beast knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that probably collects csam?

I'm making bacon in the air fryer and my kitchen smells so good

checked and based
vegos are faggots

gonna go back to bed. wanna say though that i'm still lovesick. not trying to get better. not too bothered by my symptoms either. willing to take treatment from the right doctor for other maladies, but only for the purpose of being more contagious, if you all understand my meaning. worried that my environment is becoming too sterile though, that i'm being quarantined. seeking more unmasked exposure. call me crazy but i think i need to experience a real fever before i'm really better here, don't want to live with this in a latent stage too much longer. anyways have a good day /smg/, i'll catch you later with a dream update or something.
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what a coincidence. nice to see you. missed you this weekend. i used to eat a lot of bacon, before i got better, so much i grew sick of it. lot of bad stuff in there. glad you got out of internet jail too, feel like you were unjustly persecuted.

Did you see the movie last night? You can't get a stripper girlfriend as a millionaire anymore, you gotta be a billionaire.

I'm fully convinced the drop in testosterone is 100% connected to baby formula and the anti meat/fat push. Boys need to eat animal meat to properly grow into men. I'm gonna be cooking fresh meat for my boys every single week when I have children
It's a good lesson to me to just ignore the savages when they are having a little chimp out

Condoms are a thing
Use them.

women owe me snacks

there's a lot we'll need to compromise on i'm sure, and i know you just want what's best for our kids. i used to be adamant about eating meat myself. even worked in a meat plant and sold meat. but i changed, one day you might too. eggs have plenty of protein besides. with you on the formula thing though.

when I have children

When I grow up I wanna be a /smg/ shitposter

In hindsight some Red Hot Chili Peppers were pretty shit and gay

I remember I loved listening to them when I was playing wow. Made farming so much fun, never found the item tho

Imagine nowadays not getting the item. Could zoomers even?

Imagine having fun in a game just for the sake of gameplay

I've lived through things you zoomies can't phantom

I have bacon so nothing can ruin my day. Also divy's come in this week which is extra cozy

don't test me

that is someone's son

don't test me

He wasn't a JEWelcrafter in WoW having 20 slaves farm adamantite ore and fel iron ore and COD it to you wholesale at a prenegotiated rate (under market price), while you sit in Stormwind prospecting those same ores for gems that you will later sell to guilds or on the auction house (at market price). Profiting immensely while doing none of the work. Reaching a point where all the miners consider you a reliable buyer and you suck in all the ore mined, you cannot even prospect it all It's too much but you just hold on to it and keep buying because you know that the gold is being devalued due to inflation, and you end up increasing the price of the ore due to you hoarding it and you proceed to dump it on to clueless buyers because you cannot be bothered to prospect it all for gets.

peggy lee

nice

I'm gonna be cooking fresh meat for my boys every single week when I have children

based
kek
egg is great but it isn't a substitute. you need to eat meat, yes it is cruel in the mass production case, but here in murica we are very humane if you consume in-state sourced meat. maybe you can consume soi exclusively but for the majority of people there is no clarity of mind without it; therefore less ability to build towards heaven. god is the perfect being and he is also the greatest comedian; most wisdom is at it's core contradictory. earth is of the devil and we are of the earth, DEAL WITH IT LIBTARD. YOU WILL NOT PRESS MORE WITHOUT STEAK.
me too. i usually make bacon sammies with onions, horseradish mustard, jalapeno, maters, and pepper jack. store i went to after work didn't have good bread though. it always has soibeen oil, corn syrup, sugar, or lecithin. aldi's has good sourdough and italian loaves (though the flour may be made from wheat that's been dessicated with pesticide, idk) but it's out of my way. should've just dirven up there.

Retail stocks are cheap.

Have you entered one of those "cheap" retail shops recently? They are a ghost towns of overpriced merchandise. They gotta give me coupons anytime I walk in there to try and get me to buy stuff. Even with the coupon the goods are overpriced. The only one of those I like is AZO, which outlawed red days a few years ago.

The Trump children are retarded

t. bought anon that bought trump coin for 100$ and is now down 90%

Why cant India have its own great firewall? The world would be so much better for it. Is it feasible for all other countries in the world to come together and ban India from the internet?

i'd buy FIVE at 40

basketball is lame af

r8 em keep em or sneed em

LUNR puts
OKLO calls
GME puts
DLTR puts
CHWY calls
RUM puts
LULU puts

This faggot is so desperate that he's using jeets to shill Tesla on Anon Babble.

I don't think I do business with any of these companies...

I don’t either but this is my thesis

LUNR - space is fake and gay and they didn’t pump when they launched a lander on the moon
OKLO - Scam Altman has filled the board of this company with heads of glowie orgs and has close ties to current admin
GME - fuck Reddit
all the other charts look like shit

Probably won’t even end up playing any of these they never let lotto tickets print

LUNR is gonna do fine.

dreamed about my dad, which is always nice. excited for monday, got some cash to deploy, looking at ssl mostly, gonna pick up some wkey and laes too. just got a big dividend from vale, larger than i expected. gonna make my smoothie and get some sunshine. can't wait for futures to start trading and the pre-pre-premarket intc prices to start quoting, weekends are so long. watched a ton of glowievision this week, probably the wrong thing for me to do since we're coming up on the season where china does their military exercises... trusting in our leadership and our technology though, think the peace can hold for now.
i know you're just trying to get under my skin. but it's an important topic to me. i gave up meat and killing for reasons of faith. disagree with a lot of your takes but i think we have some things in common, we can still be friends.
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i'd take the DLTR puts over anything else
i lol'd at the poo who said tesla was open source
i can respect the vegetarian move for it's ascetic qualities but it is malnourishment
pump on earnings is the best your gonna get, shitskin. take it

How does /smg/ allocate their money?
I DCA every month or two but if I splurge or spend a bit on something then I'll match that amount the next time I DCA. I just bought another $200 horse dildo so theres another $200 into the DCA fund. Maybe I'll buy some TSLA seems oversold as fuck

LUNR is a long term hold. If you're not buying at these levels you're gonna be real sorry, bud.

Men shouldn't buy dildos anon, you will be taking estrogen and HRT at that rate. Aside from that I divert money into my brokerage on pay period.

I don't do business with any of these companies.
The only ones I'm mildly interested in: PAYX, WGO

İt's över for yoü Türkışh Böböş

I did business with GameStop 20 years ago

holy shit I hope my GBP/TRY shorts don't get heemered, LIRA DON'T FUCKIN DIE

It all started when my gf wanted to try pegging, she loves bullying me with the longer ones

On a level from 1 to 100, how bad will turkish stocks and currency crash?
Will it cause a loss of confidence like after they disappeared Jack Ma in China?

gf

My nigga you need a boyfriend not a gf.

I suspect this dutch poster to look like Trump. That's a classic dutch phenotype.

This man less so, he might be from Kyrgyzstan originally

I want to know who is actually invested in Turkey of all countries

Only turks, hopefully kek

wonder what the retards are thinking

pic related

there's five more paragraphs I couldn't fit in the snippet

Lira opens in 1 min, I'm ready to get liquidated

minor dump, nothingburger

super bottom signal

I come back and you fuckin faggots have a faggot edition? Fags.

Watch out for mines sirs.

so...
SPY green or red tomorrow?

China is growing larger!

dubz and green

well
fuck
i should have bought friday

This thing is testing 550 again and maybe 540. Source: it was revealed to me staring at Thinkorswim.

it will open green. I give up, will close some shorts to release some funds and use them otherwise (buy Lira) lol

t. bobo

This is a top signal

that would be perfect
if i would get to cop 550 or even 540
but sentiment is already in extreme fear
so bottom is close
maybe on last fear dip
then the rally starts

hmmm
bobo trying some triple reverse psychology or something
i shall ignore this post

Now is not the time for fear; that comes later.

inflation means all things get more expensive because money itself is worth less

Most people will never be millionaires, sadly.

download Jurassic World Evolution 2

Start it

see menu and stuff

yeah no, close, deinstall

I don't think games are the problem. It is me.

Anyone who finds finnister attractive is gay

Jurassic World Evolution 2

Yeah. you have the Chud Syndrome.

futures

Where do these retards come from

Will he join the 42%?

It was for free, it still is for free on Epic. I'm not gonna pay for that, kek. I could barely squeeze out 2,50€ for BF1

On /biz they call me tranny and subhuman. Here I'm a Chud. Can I be it all?

Your going to have to be more descriptive.

On /biz they call me tranny and subhuman. Here I'm a Chud. Can I be it all?

He says as he sips from his Turk Cola.

I'll settle for what social media platform is that post from

That's telegram mate.

I don’t know what you mean

I think I've never drank this stuff. Also no Uludag. I have the feeling you drank Uludag.

the mental illness on display is astounding

he's dumb and the economy is fine, but he's just humming the tune he heard in the media, and the same people that control the media control the stock market. worried about where s&p is headed myself, take today's headlines for example. think the economy will be fine though, and have a much more optimistic and hopeful view of things in regards to the market. not sure how many upvotes that post got but reddit is manipulated too and if that's what they want people reading, it worries me more. i'm buying foreign stocks for now.

trannylovers itt

I don't really drink sodas that much, if I do it's either a Coke or Pepsi.

Yeah bro, just pump 35 points on no news

alright which one of you did this?

not a single cherry in my entire can of fruit cocktail

xibrarian seething because the ai art shows a white kid

Anora was fun

It was another Jewish fairy tale glorifying sex work. If anora was based on reality she would be addicted to crack/meth/heroin/fentanyl and had a nigger boyfriend who pimps her out who she funnels all the money back to. And instead of the slapstick three stooges tier comedy with the Armenian guys where she fights them and beats them up, in reality she would have been pistol whipped and knocked unconscious or severely beaten almost immediately and she would have woken up naked, in a bath tub concussed or in the back of a trunk tied up if she even woke up at all. The movie is complete fantasy that exists solely to glorify sex work since 10% of females ages 18-24 are on only fans now.

Looks like it’s headed back to about 3.50 fair value

I wouldn't call it glorification but in reality they probably would have just over dosed her on coke or fet and called it a day.

mostly agree, turned it off after 5 minutes though so i don't really know, just have one little nitpick...

Anon Babble is down the hall and to the left

this but for Anon Babble

I wouldn't call it glorification

What would you call it then? A cautionary tale? In reality that rich Russian Jew would have woken up in his mansion with his watch collection missing

sanitized comedy. really not favorable to the jhons though. they did absolutely nothing to show the male lead in a favourable light, very female centric point of view.

Donald Trump wants to make US shipbuilding great again by imposing levies on Chinese vessels. Critics say the move could devastate the US economy, hit global trade and fuel inflation

kek

What went so terribly, terribly wrong with USA?

What could it (((be))) I do wonder

Borderline fraud right in our face

getting too entangled with europe

You gotta put that into context, that Erol said that was the case while Biden was president (2 years ago). Which makes it actually even weirder

nootice how they always give the (((critics))) a platform but never the advocates

ok to improve post quality I will tell you my recent trades.

paper-traded AAP straddle. I expect some news about tariffs and USMCA to make the stock move bigly. AAP is doing poorly both stock and business wise, their high volatility and relatively low IV for the options make them attractive. I have a june straddle and mid april straddle. I bought the june because I didnt want time decay to nuke most of the position, I also did the mid april to see if this assumption was correct. Of course nothing could happen and it was all priced in so the stock stays flat.

I paper traded some ratio calenar spreads on ford because the stock stays flat alot. really big spread.

my only real trade the last few months is me bag holding BTU. big dumpie fucked my cc strategy so now im slowly watching it climb back. i expect earnings to increase quarter over quarter bigly. I also think it was oversold. I sold more CCs and did a bull spread which brings my break even pretty close to current stock price and new expiration is mid april.

Blame Canada

futures

Since the beginning of this year, I've spent 15 000€ on TSMC and AMD. I think I'm gonna be rich, maybe, some day.

Man I thought that beef tallow trend was just some stupid diet fad like keto, but WOW I already used it a few times and some shit like potatoes and even toast taste 100x better.

Besides olive oil, I'm never touching seed oils again.

hot girl

girl

Leaf...

Futures

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That must be why the Epstein files release is taking way too long, redacting all of the good info kek

Is there a cultural reason why jews love money so much? I don't really get it.

Hmm.. maybe open some shorts on EU, France in particular. EU can't cut as much anymore (except recession), defense has already pumped. The biggest risk remains the rich with that index (luxury, LMVH, Hermes)

I baked you a thread
(oh boy what flavor?)
thread thead BREAD
dad im hungry

(hi hungry im dad)

Evolutionary pressure.

live among gentiles

they do everything, farm, build, protect, go to war

you just need money

the more money you get the more you get out of the gentiles, the more successful you are in your community

the easiest way to get more money out of them is to do parasitic or underhanded stuff

Jews have evolved to leech off hosts, so it's all about money.

The Capital Markets Board of Turkey has imposed a one-month ban on short-selling across all stocks listed on the Istanbul Stock Exchange. This decision comes amidst efforts to stabilize the market, which has seen significant volatility following recent political events. Additionally, the regulator has eased share buyback rules to aid market recovery.

Kek lmao the FUCK is Turkey doing over there, that looks like bad news

bobo don't even think about trying any funny business in the overnight session

All I have done recently is sell. I'm about 50% cash equivalents now. Not going to buy anything till May to see what is going on.

Anyone else seeing this as a juicy opportunity?

are you selling for losses? I rebalanced into divvy stocks late december and they are doing relatively well. I wish I had the fortitude to stay out of the stock market that long.

Istanbul Stock Exchange

Will Klaus let me trade those stocks in America?

You vil eat the turkroaches

I wish I was at the beach now and not at this lousy party

I am entitled to sex with women with bodies like this.

I have about $1k worth of dividends coming tomorrow and I can't think of anything to do with them. woo, more t-bills.

Gochu right here bruvv

Take the JNUG pill and live a little anon gold is safe

Ya'll niggas are weird as fuck

daily leveraged

I thought that that means "you're just gambling, make sure you don't hold it more than like a week or you lose no matter what"
whenever I've gambled (on the stock market or otherwise) I've lose. fuck if I know what gold miners are gonna do this week

there was a soxl guy here who made a million holding soxl for like a year. also why is tomoko my beloved fat.

Don't you get that value-erosion thing going on as they have to roll over the options all the time?
And I think it just made her top kinda baggy. I can make one where she's actually fat if you want

Don't you get that value-erosion thing going on as they have to roll over the options all the time?

of course. but it can still print if the underlying moves bigly.

I can make one where she's actually fat if you want

no thats ok. speaking of disgusting fetish faggots...

that's a Florida Man
you Americans are fucking bizarre

cheers

he doesn’t understand when his retarded fetish is getting shit on

Yeah you pretty much don’t want to buy and hold these and definitely sell the rips/buy the dips. If something goes up 10% in a day just exit and wait for re entry. If you take the wrong side you use a stop loss or average down but it’s that much harder to get back to break even when it goes against you levered. Not for the faint of heart

Leave it to the euro cuck to defend the WEF. We’re not eating the bugs Schwab the jig is up pal

Hopefully he cashed out looking pretty grim lately

Bros I'm ordering dominos, you anons want anything? I'm deferring payments

enjoy your morning coffee that FDA approves to contain up to 10% cockroaches by weight

Oh wait, no, almost forgot that capitalunion stuff and other similar incentives to pump the markets.

Let me get uhhhhhhhhh

You laugh now Sven but soon youre national identity will also be overtaken by the golem and the 7% global white population will be further reduced unfortunately

no thats ok. speaking of disgusting fetish faggots...

Here, I made this just because you told me not to.

All this reminds me, I've been meaning to ask this thread. Does that hold for those covered-call funds too? JEPI and so on. I know that's a different thing since they're trying to farm income instead of leverage the returns but I thought any ETF that writes options on some underlying thing tends to inherently go down in value over time because of the cost or rolling over option positions. Like, I assume it'd be a lot less for an income fund, as opposed to "every day", but still.

golem can't learn Suomi

401k wont be there for us millenial burgers when we get to "retirement age" (kek) will it?

isn't it your personal savings account with preferential tax treatment (in exchange for the funds being locked for years/decades)?
us euros are the ones being fucked, because all our retirement systems are based on the ponzi scheme of the funds being used for current retirees in hope that the birth rates were supposed to be always going up, so the next generations could pay for the yet-to-retire payers

futures

isn't it your personal savings account with preferential tax treatment (in exchange for the funds being locked for years/decades)?

kinda, you put in pre-tax money and owe the tax when you withdraw it. You can take it out early (before 59.5yo, IIRC) but you owe that tax plus a ten percent penalty. Most of them are employee sponsored and there's restrictions on what you can invest in. (notably, by law, you can't short anything)

because all our retirement systems are based on the ponzi scheme of the funds being used for current retirees in hope that the birth rates were supposed to be always going up

the US does that to, that's what Social Security is.

nigs and jews

at first i was like...
but then i was like

That is not your best work anon though is a more realistic take on the westernized female hapa I preferred the Picrel types

I’ve never held the boomer ETFs but IIRC shit like JEPI, O, SCHD etc is just meant to hold and drip. The coveted call ETF/ only work when the underlying goes up otherwise nav decay eats into your capital and makes the distribution not worth it. I’m looking into one that launched recently that tracks Berkshire Hathaway - OMAH but it hasn’t been out long enough to see if it’s a good bet or not. BRK has done pretty well and buffet is somewhere around 40% cash so probably will continue to do well and outperform the indices if they trend lower

By the time we are able to retire in 30-50 years whites will become 2-3% of the global population and all the wealth including 401ks, social security payouts and any entitlements will be bound together and given to those undeserving of such a windfall in some reverse reparations UBI scheme
The alternate timeline is the noticing continues and the goys go to ww3 meat grinder as a result

thats what im getting at; itd be better to take that money and use it on something useful in the meantime

hookers? n blow?

This is literally me

better that than reparashuns
but no, lol
preserved food, ammo, training, etc

Stop being racist goy

sorry anon, I just fired up my gaming machine, wrote the prompt, and went, since I just wanted to shitpost. I know I can make Miku ones, I'm not sure if I can make her a proper doomer with monster cans and pill bottles, but I can try if you want.

he coveted call ETF/ only work when the underlying goes up otherwise nav decay eats into your capital and makes the distribution not worth it.

yeah I've been debating it for, like, two years now. I am trying to do the live-off-your-dividends thing but I don't *need* need them right now. maybe I'll just leave them be for another few years.

you are not my fat neet gf

No, mostly just reaping LT cap gains off SPY. I've been selling since 9/24 FOMC and was accumulating for about 1.5 years.

I have seen some of your other works I know you have it in you m8

For what it’s worth I’m an NVDY and MSTY baglet and at attractive price points. NVDY declares this week and will be somewhere around $15-16 on Thursday and has a pretty good yield. MSTR is recovering and MSTY is around 21. I’m sure there are safer divvy plays but you have to sacrifice the yield for price stability

Ironically I should have cashed it all out right here, I’ve since been margin called multiple times over the past few months and had to sell shares of positions in that account and it’s not doing too hot

Just wanted to chime in real quick. I've been getting reports that anons are spending a considerable amount of time in the /smg/ bathrooms. This is unacceptable, and going forward, after 15 minutes if any of you are still in there, there will be a smell check. If the jannies don't smell poopy, 3 day bans will be issued.

If I'm not on the clock I can stay as long as I want.

Did you get caught doomscrolling cunny in the bathroom while working all that overtime john boy?

>I have seen some of your other works I know you have it in you m8

I'm honored, actually, nobody's recognized me by my work since ICC /1 back in like 2011-ish. Are we getting closer to what you're after, here? I picked this one because of the big downward dip in the graph.

desu I wouldn't want to touch something like NVDY, I figure if I wouldn't want to own the underlying then I shouldnt' be owning something based on it, and all the mag-7 high-flyers are too rich for my blood. And I'm aware that more volatility will increase the option premiums you can get off of it, but still.

anon, I get constipated sometimes, it can take me a while.

Its not retarded, its art

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remember when anon fed it to chat gpt and it said it was a joke?

The Big Short 2: Burgers Shittin' on Markets

ok I guess it's time to buy SOXL

x.com/EndWokeness/status/1903635561719427343

Empty theaters for Snow White movie

Disney is so inconsistent. 3 movies in a row making over a billion each in 2024, now a potential box office bomb in 2025. Christ.

German man sets up drug selling operation

Improves it and manages international clientel

At age 18

Gets 7 year prison sentence

About to get released, busted for selling drugs again

While also filming his story for Netflix

Honestly move over Hitler, your new redeeming figure is Maximilian Schmidt.

Nobody including disney cares, the checks have all cleared and blackrock will replenish any funds lost in the making of the movie. Everyone is laughing their way to the bank.

Futures

youtu.be/NsTVNJ_FaqY?si=VIFowNYHeAuaW-vE

Imagine making a living drawing weird fetish shit for a community of terminally autistic people. It must be soul crushing. Every day you check you email and it's some NEET giving you his retardbuxx to draw gigantic anime girls stepping on cities.

NVDA is my ride or die I made somewhere around 45-50k off of distributions off my investment so total return is positive but didnt reinvest all back in to the shares so my average isnt great. might buy 1-2k more shares to DCA or just let it degrade into nothing, if NVDA doesnt recover I'm pretty much fucked desu

i could be confusing you with another anon that was cranking these out as well though not sure

big khazarian milkers are inherently luciferian and satanic in nature beware what you seek

zion don needs one of his (((insiders))) to let him know that a new rotation into semis and a semi supercycle off of NVDA going back to ATH is how we get the nasdaq to add back the 2000 points that it just lost in a month. there is no other way forward here without mega cap tech doing its thing

JEPI, O, SCHD etc is just meant to hold and drip

If I was a stock picking person I'd 100% have O but instead I hold the index. It's such a good company though

there is no other way forward here without mega cap tech doing its thing

I agree. long over due for a tech shit pump.

Disney

Maybe but if it makes a LOT of money and you still enjoy the 'content' itself...I see that as a win honestly. Those furries make a fuckload of cash from doing it for instance.

That's why IRL I avoid khazar milktraps and go for other women like Himiwako and Hitomi Tanaka instead.

hello fellow o chads

you have passed the test anon

O

PLD

INVH

MAA

NNN

there are SO many good REITs to throw in your roth ira

x.com/nancytsidley/status/1901402830474506382

Why pay to go see comedy movies when you can just read funny shit for free LMAO

>i could be confusing you with another anon that was cranking these out as well though not sure

I know I made a bunch of these and posted them here. I didn't know that any other anon was but I haven't been around for a few weeks so idk, maybe someone was.

I just have the heebie-jeebies about this whole AI thing, since I'm just old enough to remember the dot-com boom (and subsequent bust). Yeah, granted, NVDA and the like have actual revenue, unlike a lot of the meme companies in 1999, but they're still trading, even after the pullback, at valuations where everything has to go exactly right for them to turn out well. I just don't wanna do that, especially since how the fuck am I gonna call the top and get out while the getting is good?

Apple

earnings 5/1

Nvidia

5/21

Microsoft

4/21

Amazon

4/29