Realistically, what do you do in this situation?
Realistically, what do you do in this situation?
Guess I'll lay in bed and play video games all day.
gay nugget porn
What podcast will you tune in to?
With one hand?
I rise in pride, stand up for my rights, and boldly walks towards the future.
what if-
no it won't
Shows. Movies. Videogames that you can play with just one hand. Shitposting on Anon Babble.
for me its the Ukrainian nugget hoholina
imma buy a crotch rocket
at least I'm not a NEET
Watch porn and masterb... Ohw
Manifest an harem and cyborg body.
Play RPGs
Netflix should gift her a lifetime subscription for doing this to her.
Get married and move on, apparently.
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Have a drug dealer bring me a shitload of fentanyl and straight up eat that shit to end my existence.
for me its the Ukrainian nugget hoholina
does she has OF id like to support the ukraine
Ask the doctors why they felt compelled to save me.
Why is he smiling ?
Where can I buy this fleshlight?
Actually yeah, be like a lvl 1000 red mage and when you die all your online friends will pack out the church or whatever you atheists attend these days
Volunteer for experimental head transplant
Drugged out of his mind.
He doesn't have to wageslave anymore, that enough to make anyone smile.
So stronk so brave
He'll never rat on the operators ever again thats for sure
Wtf can you do? You cope and try to move on. Horrible situation.
if Ukrainians were fighting jews instead, all those hospitals would've been bombed years ago
AI slop.
How does he shit and piss?
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"Come back here and take what's comin' t' ya! I'll bite your legs off!"
If Ukrainians were fighting Jews. The Ukrainians would get a peace treaty in less than a month and wouldn't reject it because they are not 60 IQ inbred Muslims that love war and death.
all the good bits still there
can move her own ass to the toilet
but can't fight back
Paradise does exist
You can see the colostomy bag right there on his belly (artificial anus for the uneducated, he shits in a bag from a drilled hole, for the dumb) and you can see those two little tubes hanging from his bottom, those are catheters that go straight to the kidneys and drain the oiss since he no longer has a bladder.
I dont understand how any doctor said "Jupp, we're gonna save that man."
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Poor guy, I couldn't imagine going on. What makes a person in that situation want to carry on? I guess "suicide is a sin" is the best reason I can come up with.
Nothing of value was lost. No really, she has all the vital part intact.
it’s unironically neo nazi banderites holding the people hostage so
shoot myself with the one good hand
Damn, I actually knew all of that, I just kinda forgot because seeing a cripple like that is pretty rare. Jews did 9/11
As long as I have one good arm I can at least stab myself to death, though ideally someone would give me a pistol
du nix verstaaan?
ganz einfach: cui bono?
You can play Civilization II with one hand
All ipad games only require one finger.
thank the jooos.
Not give the hang loose hand sign like he’s doing,
for one thing
Lil nugget must be higher than 10 kites
beg for euthanasia. if not legal at current location do a gofundme to get to somewhere it is
makes me think I might be socially retarded, being fully able bodied.
Oh, wait, I am
Total war games
Become a sex doll on OF.
Kill myself.
Whatever, what happened to this guy?
KYS
DARKNESS
IMPROSINING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELL YEEEAHHHHHH
Walk
Heh
IRCC he was a forklift operator or something similar and it somehow crushed on top of him
Holy shit, just fucking gas me to an eternal slumber.
He's still taller than you.
She’s perfectly usable. It would be perfect if she also had her vocal chords amputated
What makes you think they'd accept a Jewish peace treaty when they've rejected a decade of Russian peace treaties that have, in each and every case, been way more generous than anything you creatures ever offered
Ukranians ARE the joos
people actually fell for this ai slop
you're better than this Anon Babble.
With one hand?
Stellar is thankfully enough can be played with one hand, no annoying forced shortcuts
They probably made a wage about keeping him alive after the bisection.
It’s not AI.
What's up with retards calling everything they see AI? Is it a bot or an NPC who can't discern things for themselves?
they think the news is real, and they think the government tells the truth
I think it's time i went back to plebit
you guys suck with your gore
I'd kill myself.
You could cope and live with one hand but what seals the deal is having to shit from a bag for the rest of your life. It's over. Pull the plug.
You have a bag taped to your torso for shit to go into and you can't even change the bag by yourself.
It's over. No person should endure this.
death by trebuchet. At least it will look cool as fuck going out like that.
This has to be AI
It absolutely is, stop playing dumb Pierre. Look at the wall sockets and tell me those are real. Jfc man.
Exactly. I am so fucking retarded. I am 30 and a virgin.
Become an extra in a Walking Dead spinoff or a seal?
Open a WoW classic account and never stop playing
He's pretty good looking, he'll get lots of sympathy sex from women for his cond- oh wait nevermind.
Minesweeper?
those are specialty outlets, common in hospitals
to hook up oxygen for example...
as always, be grateful, thank the jooos.
Why? The Ukranian army doesn't hide underneath the hospital and shoot out rockets from underneath it...
Also, the Ukranian army wears uniforms.
keyboard shortcuts are "annoying"
behold, the power of the zoomer
The best you can.
If you love the person.
That's a really cool jewish competition.
GAMEMORPH AI
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Is this real
The technology exists to create a mechanical suit , controlled by whatever neurons exist on the periphery of my nuggety shell.
The first one I try on is clumsy, the feedback is off, I fall frequently. But I always get back up.
After 6 months, I have a good grip on controlling the suit, I'm able to go outside and enjoy a walk in the park (with only a few stumbles).
People can't help but laugh when that happens, it's fine, I'm over it.
Household chores take a lot more time, and I have to endure the breakage of various things around the house.
Breaking plates, bending forks is still pretty common. Sometimes the servos that operate the "bicep" on my right arm over compensate, One time I pulled my cupboard door clean off the hinges. I held it in my hand, frustrated really about having to get it "fixed" again.
In fact, I spent a lot of time getting things "fixed". The suit was far from perfect and needed constant repair. Did I miss my Penis?
Yes.
Rejuvenation Chamber:
Make sure you can see the machine working on smaller mammals and such in prototypes.
My pet rat pibbles screamed for three hours after a rejuvenation, and the animals that came before him were not able to save their memories the first few tries. So it's extremely painful, but if it's perfected, you should see it work right. The amniotic fluid can also be doped with pain killers. Make sure you see the rat be able to perform a memory trick or puzzle solve in its old age before rejuvenating. If it worked the rat should be able to remember the trick.
Healer Suite:
Life Extension Lvl 100:
"To rejuvenate and HEAL MOST ANY ILLNESS OR DAMAGE. Combine the capabilities of a Turritopsis Dohrnii Jellyfish and any Moth or Butterfly. The butterfly has the blueprint for how to transfer memory between biological states, and the jellyfish can restore your bodies youth." Alternatively just fill in the damaged tissue with stem cells, or reopen scar tissue with an abrasive material and float in an incubator.
(Ask an Ai for the exact methodology):beta.character.ai
Incubator Level 15:
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The Level 100 "Spell" can be combined with CRISPr during a rejuvenation process to effectively transform the body into any genetically spliced shape with memories intact if done correctly. Man into woman. Woman into man. Cat into dog. Etc.
First Impulse Rule:
"The "soul" of a person will continue to exist in body so long as the first electromagnetic impulse remains unbroken."
It can be retrofitted with a robotic surgeon for even more fine tuning restoration and even converted into a cryonic vat.
AKA: How to grow a full potato from a half potato.
1. let your nails grow
2. bite/grind them so they become sharp
3. slit your carotid artery
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
He's got no hands or feet.
AI. look at the plugs lol
People that can't identify AI, just by looking at the faces is sub 120 IQ genetic trash. Go back to harvesting turnips.
Wish for death. Wish to die. Live off of benefits for as long as I can hack it
Why would you tards want to kill yourselves? There's so much you can do with a lot less distraction. You'll never feel horny and need to bother with sex(or feel bad you're not getting any), you'll never need to go outside, or work, or have to bother with anything besides devoting yourself to absolute autism. You can be like Stephen Hawking and you'll have all the time in the world to dedicate to whatever autistic (non physical) pursuit you want. And if you don't want to do that you can just do drugs all day long, or read, or watch movies and shit without any care or responsibility for anything in the world.
It is inhumane to save this person.
I believe those in medical professions have no scruples in these regards, and mindlessly help those people without care for how their life will be.
It's honestly not compassionate, and I would prefer to be allowed to die with some grace.
Whoever does this to someone is a fucked up tormentor.
I believe those in medical professions have no scruples in these regards, and mindlessly help those people without care for how their life will be.
That's exactly what they should be doing (unless the person stated explicitly beforehand that he would like to be left to die in such a situation). If he doesn't want to live he can always make that choice afterward.
Russian peace treaties be like:
you give us your land and we don't take it by force while raping the local women(this last part not garanteed)
The fucked up tormenters are the doctors who leave people on hospice, with mild painkillers at best, while they slowly die of dehydration.
Or the people who kill off victims that could have survived so they can harvest their organs.
this. if it is not too painful, this is neetbuxxlife. i would spend all day reading, learning, watching movies or series sometimes, trying to get one of those robot jobs.
You can play Earthbound with one hand (and tons of RPGs, but Earthbound is built for it). Plus if Brolylegs can learn to play Street Fighter with his face, people can learn to play with one hand. They might even have one-handed controllers you can get now.
my fucking COCK is completely blown off. why live?
map games and coffee spam everyday
Hold breath for 10 minutes
Be glad god answered that one dude's prayer about his favorite sportsball team winning a match, of course :)
if it is not too painful
People with lost limbs get excruciating phantom limb pain. His brain sometimes makes him think his lost limbs are on fire. There is no cure for it besides waiting for your brain to stop making up phantom limb pain.
The good news is he doesn't have to wear pants anymore. The bad news is he needs a bionic arm because nobody should have to live with the curse of being left handed.