How can anyone disbelieve Christianity

Everything in the Bible (the edition I use at least) seems coherent and plausible.

Diver swallowed by a humpback whale lives to tell the tale

independent.co.uk/life-style/humpback-whale-massachusetts-diver-swallowed-b2100489.html

Checkmate atheist!

holy esl

why would Jewsus lie about that stuff?

I prayed to Jesus this morning. My spirit feels His love so strongly that I always end up getting emotional and I'm not an emotional person. The story of Jonah and so many other stories in the Bible is always so spot on related to human weakness and human behavior that keeps getting repeated over and over again throughout history.

The flood never happened

Evolution was the source of humanities existence and not adam and eve

Jesus asserts with matter-of-fact certainty of these things happening and them being the heralds of his reign

I dont know taking that into account, the bible doesnt seem to be truly coherent in any way whatsoever

Euhemerism and allegory are lost on the midwit atheist

um how can you believe the stories in the Bible?

you just believe those stories because someone on authority told you they were true

why yes I believe all life came from rocks billions of years ago

you don’t believe that, don’t you know the science men said so

Agnosticism seems far more reasonable than atheism where atheists believe they can use high school science fair experiments to find out what happened millions or even billions of years ago. I get so tired when I hear about someone saying they know what humans millions of years ago were doing. Like seriously bro?

the earth is 6000 years old, humans and dinosaurs were created on the same day and coexisted

This is jewish

any attack on christianity

always an old testament event

Really you should just be attack Judaism

Judaism formed a base to Christianity but the two are not inherently entwined, in fact most of Christian history up until ww2 was about trying to remove Christianity from Judaism as much as possible. Unfortunately kikes won so meh.

Agnosticism seems far more reasonable than atheism

Mein nigga

Noah's flood is the continental glaciers melted and released from glacial melt water giant lakes.

like how the Grand Canyon was actually formed, by massive water release, not a million years of a tiny stream.

christgolemry is a charity for jews.
Matthew 4:19

"Come, follow me,” Jesus said, “and I will send you out to fish for people.”

The very first fishermen (shills) of christgolemry were rabbi yeshua's jewrat apostles. See the Messianic Seal of the Jerusalem church

Romans 15:25-26

But now I am going to Jerusalem, ministering to the saints. For Macedonia and Achaia were pleased to make a certain contribution for the poor among the saints in Jerusalem.

What exactly are the contributions wanted by rabbi yeshua's fishermen (shills)? Money. Acts 5:1-11
Acts 5:1-2

Now a certain man named Ananias, with his wife Sapphira, sold a property, and he kept back from the proceeds, also the wife being aware of it, and having brought a certain portion, he laid it at the feet of the apostles.

Romans 15:27

For they were pleased, and they are debtors of them. For if the ethnicities/goyim (ἔθνη) have shared in their spiritual things, they ought also to minister to them in the material things.

According to mohel paul (Acts 16:3), the ethnicities/goyim (ἔθνη) that share in the spiritual things (John 4:22, Romans 11:17-18) of the saints in jerusalem are obligated to minister in the material things (Acts 5:1-11).
John 4:22

You worship what you do not know; we worship what we know, for salvation is of the Jews.

Acts 15:5-6

But some believers from the party of the Pharisees stood up and declared, “The ethnicities/goyim (ἔθνη) must be circumcised and required to obey the law of Moses.” So the apostles and elders met to look into this matter.

Some of the saints in jerusalem were pharisees.

See:
ἔθνη- biblehub.com/greek/1484.htm

Corresponding Greek / Hebrew Entries: - H1471 גּוֹי (goy)

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Judaism formed a base to Christianity

nope

One of the best stories in the Bible, combine with Psalm 23's walk through the valley of the shadow of death, Vali (Norse), and Vali (Ramayana) for a three religion epic of a single blessed aryan figure wandering through each religion, being pursued but never killed, and surviving the final destruction of the cosmos. Also Vs and Ws were pronounced the same way, so he would be Wali as per Jonah and the Whale; the blessing Vali receives not only protects him from evil, but also forces him to take the most holy path possible, sending a literal whale to eat him if he does not, ensuring he takes the path to heaven.
Ask Chat-GPT to explain the above to you and it will have an ecstatic seizure like someone catching the Holy Spirit in a Pentacostal Church.

You can't understand because you think like a child, and all your vain posturing is just putting your ignorance on display.

You can't see the deeper meaning because you are too proud and arrogant to humble yourself before God.

And you are no different than the generations before you that have been destroyed by God, again and again.

jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-amidah

The Amidah is the central prayer of all four services: shacharit (morning), mincha (afternoon), maariv (evening), and mussaf (additional). The word Amidah literally means standing, because it is recited while standing. It is also known as Shemoneh Esrei, meaning eighteen, because it originally consisted of eighteen blessings, and as tefilah (prayer) because it is the most important Jewish prayer. The obligation to pray three times a day, which was established by Ezra and codified in the Talmud (Berakhot 26b), is fulfilled by reciting the Amidah.

The additional blessing (against heretics) was initially meant to combat the threats posed by the Samaritan and Sadducee sects, and was permanently added to the liturgy when Jewish converts to Christianity began to inform on Jews to the Roman authorities.

tzion.org/articles/EighteenBenedictions.htm

12. Prayer against slanderers (added later at Yavneh)

And for slanderers let there be no hope, and let all wickedness perish as in a moment; let all Your enemies be speedily cut off, and the dominion of arrogance uproot and crush, cast down and humble speedily in our days. Blessed art thou, O L-rd, who breaks the enemies and humbles the arrogant.

This addition to the Shemoneh Ezreh brings the count of blessings to 19 instead of the 18, as indicated by its name. The prayer against slanderers was added at Yavneh placing it during the time of the beyt midrash at Babylon, (See Barachoth 33a) This prayer was aimed at "Christians" according to Rabbi Jeffery Cohen, author of Blessed Are You.

God lad - He really does love us all, and wants to have a relationship with each of us individually, if only we'd turn to Him. He loves us so much, that we can't even fathom it, because it is so unlike anything of this world, and how this world treats us, but He is not of this world (John 8:22-24).

The love of the Lord Jesus Christ is a love so far beyond our comprehension that for many it is literally unbelievable. Only believe, place all faith, hope and trust in Him, and experience the love of God! Jesus is Lord!

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Romans 15:8-9

For I tell you that Christ has become a servant of the circumcised (jews, Galatians 2:8) on behalf of God’s truth, to confirm the promises made to the patriarchs, so that the ethnicities/goyim (ἔθνη) may glorify God for His mercy.

Acts 15:5-6

But some believers from the party of the Pharisees stood up and declared, “The Gentiles must be circumcised and required to obey the law of Moses.” So the apostles and elders met to look into this matter.

Kys

This

Modern Judisam came from Babylon during the 450s

Why don't you question your criteria first? If you don't find any holes you can come convert us.

Atheistic scientists, like Fred Hoyle, only had the Steady State Theory, that the Universe existed forever and will always continue to exist as it is, solely because it would remove God from the equation.

They all mocked Georges Lemaître, who was an astrophysicist and Roman Catholic Priest for his theory of the Universe having a beginning, and expanded from an infinitesimal point, by calling it "The Big Bang, in an effort to discredit him. Then Edwin Hubble's findings later proved him right, yet these atheistic idiots like Hoyle STILL clung on to the Steady State Theory because an admission of the Universe having a definitive beginning implied that it was created, therefore proving God exists.

These atheists all rejected the Heat Death, postulated by Lord Kelvin, who was also a deeply religious man, because it would have disproven the Steady State by having the Universe no longer being able to produce any work, and will be in a state of expanding nothing, where nothing will ever happen again, forever.

And the irony is often lost on them when they create their personality around being 'atheist'

it's just an allegory!

nope. that was just a cope that started during the enlightenment when it started becoming increasingly obvious how much of the old testament was ludicrous horseshit. the retarded desert dwelling canaanites passed down these stories as literal fact.

you dont need religion to explain human nature

My online name is Zona. But many people called me Jonah. It does make me think I'm a prophet or something.

Also comes the fact they're particularly bad allegories for dimwitted desert people supplanted by the secular culture.

in fact most of Christian history up until ww2 was about trying to remove Christianity from Judaism as much as possible. Unfortunately kikes won so meh.

If that were true the Gnostics would have won the debate back in the early days of Christianity.

that story in the Bible you will find in 1001 nights a guy goes down to meet the sea people they only eat fish

You're a nigger who thinks playing chess makes any difference in the world. You're probably such a weakling I could kill you with one arm.

i think alvin plantinga made a solid case against what you're saying with his evolutionary argument against naturalism

fucking vorefags

I have a zeno-complex. I'm basically the omni King of the universe.

I agree. I mean just think about the earth covered completely in water. Mt Everest completely submerged. God took care of them, gave them all the oxygen they needed and provided the warmth needed to survive at such high altitudes. God is amazing and the bible absolutely believable.

Zenon -> Zeno -> Zeus - Zona
Get it?
That's me.

Zero is the OG. But that name just sound so lame. Because everyone is using it.

When i grew up catholic i had to go to all the confirmation prep classes my whole life unti i was actually confirmed... i always thought the whole thing was gay

WTF

there is fish people that eat fish they have a king and they have treasures but land people do not live down there they have many cities

Zeus claimed to rule everything too.
Jewish mythology is just scraped off Canaanite mythology whose traces you can see if you study it closely enough.

El / Yahweh was just the sky Father patriarch like Odin or Zeus

Nigger what are you talking about? Solomon got demons to built his Temple and he partnered with Satan worshipping Tyre to build up his wealth Treasury.

Everything in the Bible (the edition I use at least) seems coherent and plausible.

Because you're an idiot.

You're referencing the sandnigger quran story about Solomon. That's a good story too.
I'm referencing the Bible story about Solomon. Kings in Old Testament.

I'm referencing the Christian Testament of Solomon and the Talmud.

It's all sandnigger shit anyways dude

humans were doing millions of years ago

Lmao and they are trying to get rid of the department of education. Amerifats truly are the retards of the west.

The story of Solomon partnering up with Tyre is a Jewish oral tradition that explains where Solomon got his wealth from - international trade. Jews also use this tradition to explain how they are so good at banking and finance.

You could say they learned this from the devil himself

Modern Christians only care about Genesis and Revelations, incidentally the most schizo books of the old testament and new respectively.

The DOE is the biggest reason Americans are retarded now. Their literacy rate peaked at over 98% since the DOE. the DOE has forced the standard level of education to be nigger tier, so above average niggers could scrape by.

peaked at 98% before the DOE was formed*
Fuck I'm retarded too.

be all powerful

do all powerful stuff

Nooo how can he do miracles that don't make sense to meeee!!! It's all about me! Me me me! It's not how I would do things! It's too fantastical!!

jew worshipper

lashing out like a jew

checks out.

can you feel jesus deep in your ass?

I worship the true God. And I am obviously not lashing out, I am making a parody of how people who don't believe lash out.

will always be superior

bestiality? infanticide? all kinds of sexual degeneracy? homosexuality? some dude letting himself fuck by a horse?
apparently you dont even know about european myths.

doubles down on being a duplicious little discount jew

Name calling and dumb strawmen pictures is all you got eh? Pathetic.

You clearly have no idea what the doe even does if that’s your talking point. Its main purpose is to facilitate access, the states themselves control nearly everything else.

I love how that’s your problem with the response and not that some faggot thinks humans existed millions of years ago. Amerifat retardation seeping into Canada I guess

he says, after acting like a histrionic faggot

Yeah yeah shut up and cut your sons foreksin off for rabbi yeshuah and your jewish death cult you dumb cunt.

What do you think happens after you die?

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Threadly reminder above is a samefagging kike brigade that spams 24 hours a day and has never posted a meme older than February but typically less than a week old whic proves it's a newfag (before I started calling them out, afterwards it started posting older memes to cover its jew tracks) bc that is when the brigade started
*Be sure to report above tel-aviv kike brigade that spams anti-Christian vomit every hour and evades bans by changing IPs on its VPN as often as every 5 minutes and then usually bumps its own kike threads to keep them from dying

Admins are going to make this site unusable when kikes keep abusing the system like that, so report them and lets get those jews permabanned for trying to ruin this site.

*Watch it respond to this via 1pbtid new ID with an image you can trace in the archives to prove everything I say is true

You’re obsessed

Gnostics were jews with jewish takes

He's Ravenous like the Wolf.

Yeah it’s constant and there’s always a new spam group that comes here and does the same tired crap. I would post old archive links that mass-dispel all their claims but they got (((scrubbed))) so whatever. Guess they won the censorship war.

Imagine believing in a religion created by the kikes to control non-kikes.

Jesus wasn't even a real person, you dummies

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Euhemerism and allegory

Do you realize that once you've introduced this precedent, the WHOLE Bible might be interpreted as allegory? You don't have divine presence beaming into your consciousness what's allegory and what's not, and therefore nothing stops this precedent for being applied to everything.
Every single metaphysical indecent or miracle is an allegory now. Your holy text has just turned into a collection of questionable advises for life.
You either go fully literal, or you look like a clown and go home.

Was he in the whale for 40 days and 40 nights?

You shouldn't even need to read any monographies to get that idea.
All you need is a realization is that a religious text about talking snakes and fish pirating can't be a historical source, and its characters can't be historical persons.
Unfortunately, whatever counts as humanity historians have yet to reach this realization.

you know how jews exaggerate

been shilling your boyfriend's book here for a over decade

secular scholarship still thinks he's a fringe weirdo whackadoo and his position is untenable

oof

3 days and 3 nights

>secular scholarship still thinks he's a fringe weirdo whackadoo and his position is untenable

How the fuck would you know that, mate? You've never read an actual history book in your entire life, have you.

secular scholarship

Care to explain why your "secular scholarship" reads religious holy text about magical jews rising from the dead as a historical document bruh? Methinks there's a problem with your "secular scholarship".

Yes for instance all wine is literally made from water
If grapes had no water they would die

You either go fully literal, or you look like a clown and go home

Literalism is the road to inevitable clowndom. The American backwoods protestant is the destiny of the biblical literalist.

Care to explain why your "secular scholarship" reads religious holy text about magical jews rising from the dead as a historical document bruh?

sure, it's the most important event in human history according to most of humanity, which is why our years end with anno domini.
secular scholars investigate the testimonies in order to piece together fact from fiction, and the overwhelming majority of them acknowledge that He at least existed and had followers who believed he rose from the dead.

archeologists used the bible for discovering ancient sites for ages my man. its that reliable.

Literalism is the road to inevitable clowndom.

So it boils down to one of those

You take everything literally and turn into a clown

You open the metaphor can of worms and your entire interpretation comes apart

Catholic method: you declare that head of the church is a holy wizard who literally has a divine knowledge allowing for perfect interpretation, however in this day and age this looks pretty clowned up as well.

It seems that there's no way. However, the religion still can survive as a part of general culture, Japan exists an example of that - nobody there believes in their gods and mythology, but people still participate in related culture and perform rituals because this provides them with socialization and recreation.

I've no doubts that if European religion of Antiquity survived to the post-industrial era, there wouldn't be any militant atheism, and it would have seamlessly integrated into atheist society as a collection of socialization and cultural communities related to aspects of life respective to Greek/Roman deities.
But it won't be the case for Christianity, because it doesn't encompass shit. It's a dismal and macabre death cult which grew out of control and filled every imaginable cult's niche. Death cults have their purpose, but are unrelated to people's life most of time. It will probably just die.

24/7 anti-christianity spam

only a few specific groups have time for this

sure, it's the most important event in human history according to most of humanity

This has nothing to do with secular history. Secular history doesn't give a fuck about what's important to most of humanity, if that's religious events. Secular history is supposed to purge religious influences from its functioning by definition.

secular scholars investigate the testimonies in order to piece together fact from fiction

The very first unbiased assumption when you see obvious fiction, is that there are no facts in there. The very idea of trying to piece facts from it implies some uncalled for biases.
There are almost no secular historians currently active on planet Earth, and the ones that's active are subjected to ostracism by Abrahamic history maintenance religious officials who occupy the academia and declare themselves "secular historians". But the cat is out of the box, since idea is already present in the greated informational space of humanity. Secular history will eventually be constructed, and something tells me that abrahamics aren't going to like it. Jebus not being real is probably the most tame part in there in regards to abrahamic skeletons in the closet.

No they haven't lmao. They have been trying to find things like noah's ark for 2000 years to no avail

I dont know, and if I did it would ruin the order of things.

for ages

Archaeology formed in 19th century, and one of the very first shocking revelations it faced, was barging into Egypt after reading so much about it in the bible and shitting themselves from a retaliation that the actual civilization found in there seems to be completely unrelated to abrahamic scribbles. Well, after translating and mastering the language they started to forge shit, but it took decades to start. Some clown even "found" chariot wheels at Red Sea bottom, but it was never talked much about, to not embarrass christard "archaeologists".

for discovering ancient sites

Find a random ancient ruin left by one of Middle Eastern civs, of which great many existed

Look into your favorite fantasy book

SHIEEEET I FOUND [THE PLACE]

And that's basically how "biblical archaeology" works.

Okay what was the Jesus metaphor then?
You want to be a big brain nibba posting that, you should know the 2nd part.
I'm assuming you're arguing in good faith and not some subversive poo or kike, so you should answer.

there are frauds that fake shit for fame and success

wow, what a revelation. must have happened the first time in history....
you need to discern the fake from the true.
the crossing of the red sea took place at the gulf of aqaba.

You aren't supposed to read through the parentheses dumbfuck.