What's the lawful good way to handle a fairy that's constantly insulting and bullying a paladin?
What's the lawful good way to handle a fairy that's constantly insulting and bullying a paladin?
rape
Wrong
Rape.
Correct.
Wrong.
She's too small for rape, so mental rape instead.
too small for rape
not a thing
too small for rape
Get creative, retard.
How you gonna rape something that small?
Very carefully.
Nah, can’t be done. In fact she’ll leave a thumbtack on your seat for even thinking about it
The same way I'd rape Tinkerbell: grind my cock against her whole body
And when she decides to get revenge later?
can’t be done
Not with that attitude. You wouldn't last a day as a professional rapist with your poor problem solving skills.
Mason jar
Don’t invoke the wrath of a fairy
Yeah? What's she going to do?
Put itching powder in your shoes, and put a thumbtack on your seat, and draw butts and dicks on you while you sleep!
Sounds like she desperately needs correction. i.e. I will rape her again.
Do it again and she’ll make it even worse for you! Hope you enjoy a fairy fart up your nostril while you’re sleeping, and a clogged toilet!
She can go ahead, it won't unrape her.
Maybe not, but she can leave you with a permanent parting gift too, hope you enjoy living with a permanent tattoo of her flipping you off on your ass
Every rapist wears their battle scars with pride.
It’ll mark you for life, you’ll be a mockery of your fellow men
I will laugh about it with fellow rapists. Will she be able to laugh about her rape with her fellow fairies? I don't think so.
How are you gonna be able to trust your fellow rapists won’t rape you?
What's a little rape between friends?
You’re creepy
cum jar
It’s always the jars with you people
Sit on her
Impregnation sex.
Heard that before, can you guess how it ended?
I've been seeing this fucking gif for days and she's been stuck in my head. This bitch needs correction.
Correction how?
Why rape? Why not just trap her in the front of your underwear and keep her there?
Gross
good thread
What the hell makes THIS a good thread
it made me giggle
What was laugh-worthy?
you're going to make fun of me
No, I won’t, I promise, I’m just curious
Please
mainly these
also this dialogue was creative, though i didn't giggle at any point
lol, I liked the idea of sitting on her
Sounds kind of gross desu, what if you have to fart?
What would you do to her personally?
Cheap, effective, serve as enclosure. Easy to clean, what's not to love?
cum jar…
Is this a stealth Black Souls thread?
No