/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #445

Abi edition

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Previously on /ftl/:

philip “felipe” a. downey, esq. VS bill ottman

Abi before Van from loveamerica ruined her life with percs,molly,cocaine,xtc, and laced weed, oooo the good times

jc journal

RECYCLE

nana mogs

abi got addicted to windex drugs and gooned.

the life of a fishtank girl.

Do you get off on being humiliated like Cryo?

Fishtank - CX foreshadow

Um you sound like you're 60 years old

bitchtank

old Josie is cooked now
New one mogs too hard
It's Josieover

philip “felipe” a. downey, esq.

incredible

remember when jimmy mentioned that his dad got cucked for no real reason

Thems the breaks
For we designer fakes

"Shadia" btw

Esquire btw

hes just a professional doing his job

[email protected]

awesome

might as well call it retard lawfirm

jimmy raped shadi

jet found 10 contestants better than nana

do you believe him?

Jimmy snuck in Shadis bed at his luxury family vacation home that he hogs during the summer and doesn't allow his sister to have the house with her friends. That He insists on staying in when she plans her trips. He takes it over for the whole summer. He started sucking Shadis tits while she was sleeping and couldn't give consent while Duanye and sodaman were watching and duanye encouraged jimmy to rape her because she ate his bacon and Sodaman was pacing around in circles crying with tears running down his face with every action Jimmy did, hopeless knowing he can't say anything about jimmy being a rapist, shadi had to pretend to enjoy it because she's an orbiter at heart and wouldn't expose the "fan" favorite predditor misunderstood rapist who actually had 3 rape allegations against him at the time that he tried shutting up with cease and desists from his yuppy weirdo dad and because says le heckin' nword on reality Tv

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

i would never post someone that was gonna be casted

another goran lie

That and so much more desu

mentionned his dad got cucked by frenchman

mentionned his parents being addictd (possibly explains his past cocaine addiction?)

shits on his sister despite her being successful and happy (probably bc she got featured in an article exposing the Utah programs and not him)

shits on his parents for having paid piano lessons for him as a kid

weird freudian hatred against blonde women due to his mom

said his ex therapist should be bullied to suicide for suggesting he should make up with his parents post-Utah

Like ???

Cole avoided a tsar bomba

Crazy asian a CK gimmick

Philip "Felipe" A. Downey, Esq. a.k.a. the cucked

who did he post?

wheelchair guy

I actually don't care about fishtank at all anymore I just want to shitpost
jet ruined the show and made it into some kind of ice poseidon jerry springer type shit that belongs on cable tv and you're actually a retarded nigger if you enjoy it (sorry!)

and yet you knew all this and still tried to goon him. you're a sick demented nafri.

no

trvthful and nuclear

All i knew before using Anon Babble was the cucking and the addictions. The rest i learned through Anon Babble archives, where i got the screencap of him admitting to suicide baiting. But then again the mouthbreathers of /ftl/ will dismiss what I say so why bother

But then again the mouthbreathers of /ftl/ will dismiss what I say so why bother

you're a clout shark your word cannot be trusted

And yet after all of this you romantically talked to him.

cucked by a frenchman: the movie

i dont think she wants clout, she's just psychotically obsessed with jimmy

kek

"Nana" is another CK gimmick

Like clockwork

There's more caps to that fb convo (4 in total) but this one is the only one that's rlly relevant bc it shows that Abby the therapist was never malevolent and apparently Jimmy suicide baited on fb on the regular

Nana mogs ck

angle fraud

so are they doing live auditions in LA i need to petition a return of claire and letty type stuff. specifically claire.

CALL ME CALL ME

LET ME KNOW ITS ALRIGHT

no u

You will never understand that you're nothing but a joke and a lolcow. Your best attempts at embarrassing Jimmy ultimately only resulted in you looking like a tard dick obsessed fat psycho.

no more
we need to be professional

We need to kiss and make up

Claire is retired from Fishtank. She made it out of the Matrix.

Who's the spike spiegle of fishtank

looking like a 7 year old homie cheeks all bloated

legal jimmy can’t handle a couple fat girls just like he couldn’t handle a little gay guy. he could never handle trve hellhouse.

you're nothing but a joke and a lolcow

I mean I never went on Sam's humiliation ritual, I'm not a failed streamer and my family didn't try to get rid of me so I'd say I'm fine kek
We need to fill our mouths with mouthwash

Coal

That's what they look like when they stop eating rice and seaweed all day. she's getting chubby chipmunk cheeks from hanging out with homeless in America.

Who's the little gay guy?

Not retired from /ftl/

Jet Neptune

whats claire and letty type stuff getting paid to fly around the world visting strange men?

we been through that with every single new fishtank girl.
you can't dethrone the queen of fishtank.

Jon

Jimmy "james" downey

Maurotank will be fishtank and Maurotank will be real! Claire will continue getting attention and thus will not be dying soon.

Wait is Jon little? I always imagined him to be around 5'10

the queen

It's not 2023 anymore homie
time to face reality

dumbgay

I mean I never went on Sam's humiliation ritual, I'm not a failed streamer and my family didn't try to get rid of me so I'd say I'm fine kek

yeah but you're obsessed with one and sent nudes to one so that makes you even further down the totem pole

i think father jim is in dire need of a "return to professionalism" A4 printout

have you ever even watched the show

Yeah letty will forever be the Queen, you’re right

Insider here
Philip “Felipe” A. Downey, esq. and Bill Ottman linked up and are going to sue all markyposters

hadrian made the call and maurotank was canceled. he doesn't want us to be happy

im gonna guess 5'8

Fax

we need to be watching zootopia

He’s 5’7

scott "felipe" sullivan, esq.

Hadrian is a powerful name

Publius Aelius Hadrianus SPQR

letty is a princess but as you can see in the picture i posted the princess KNEELS to the queen

We need to be gooning pregnant women

they really are the same person

Cole

New Scott Sullivan thread

neither one of them would like this post, ironically lending more evidence to them being the same person

those delicious torpedo tits are legit the only thing i remember from this show

Jacob

we need to be range banning Luxembourg

I think we need scott to deal with this hadrian situation, only he can save claire.

i bet $1 she rubbed her fat cunt to those "rape threats"

Is that Scott?

lux is based
keep doing you queen

I just personally want to thank Jet Neptune for everything he has done. I was thinking about what the legitimate good he has done for so many Fishtank participants.
Think of Abi for instance. This woman is mentally deficient, was living in poverty. Now she has internet fame and she will never have to work a job again in her entire life. He served salvation to so many women on a silver platter. A lifetime of men who will provide for their every need without question. This sort of blessing is something that very few human beings have been able to provide.
God bless you, Jet Neptune.

Sylvia was a literal prostitute, selling her body for scraps. Now she's a wife and a mother. Jet Neptune has the golden touch. He's an angel.

there's a reason they blacklisted the scottster, they know he's a follower of jesus christ and his heart is pure

Sylvia is still selling her body for scraps, but now she's a mother doing it

Scott Sullivan MI6

Abi was never going to get a job in the first place. She was always a bum.

#nomad

Fishtank is an extended gutter and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the fish will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and nontent will foam up about their wastes and all the whores and producers will look and shout 'SAVE US SCOTT!'... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

Sylvia was a bum too
But her family is rich. She probably asks them for money for the baby all the time.

We need to be ignoring female posters

Fax

oh should have had this early part

Gooned girl online this morning, flown in by hadrian. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

Fishtank is an extended gutter and the gutter is full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the fish will drown.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and nontent will foam up about their wastes and all the whores and producers will look and shout 'SAVE US SCOTT!'... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

we need to be messaging Scott Sullivan MMA

should say "This tank is afraid of me".... i keep messing up...

no more meg and mauro type stuff

Scott Sullivan SMS

youtu.be/DtrJYwDO-xU

Skip ahead 30 minutes for Nana crash out

This

she has no idea she's nothing but this offseasons version of Q

beggars can't be choosers

youtu.be/WO2iM8zsBdI?t=758
this was a better episode

i was going to say something but forget it

Are those real?

youtu.be/c7UTIwOK-3c?si=JBq4XZ4ripwJFWbv
anyways

you can say it im curious
why are you pretending to be claire

cuz im bored

jfc
bsky.app/profile/jennbudd.bsky.social/post/3ll3jv27sbc2p

i know that feel

once i was posting various movie titles but i put like a ftl related spin on it, one of them being "The Gooning of Abigail Fishtank by the Coward Nina Volyanska" but instead it shouldve been "Abigail Alabama" to match "Jesse James"

something that still haunts me to this day.

anyways

I'm so excited to see what kind of vague threats and dirt Jimmy's childhood friends will post about Claire.
"You should have accepted Jimmy's help at the bitchtank afterparty" type shit.

yea she was pregnant at the time
crazy hot rack

je ne suis pas scott sullivan

bitchtank

i kept posting lies about claire because it's the only way she'll interact with me but now that they've turned out to be true i dont know what to do, i never wanted this

i'm not falling for it

Oh oh oh I just remembered. Maybe the Jimmy cabal has screenshots of Claire's original twitter where she had a pro-mallet incident retweet.

i am just going to tell jet everything instead at the LA audition. everything here is just vanity. completely meaningless. no one is making content and we need to be changing the culture.

Let the case go forward. I'm sure Jimmy would be thrilled to have to entertain discovery. You might even get to the bottom of scissorsgate.

i think this thread is s4

im trying my best ok

everyone discussing sister luxie and brother jimmy

the most retarded niggers in /ftl/: “here is how claire ties in to this”

These threads give me cancer

Um pt2

you need to review the concert footage again. you missed something hidden in plain sight, purloined letter style

GED status?

it's not that deep

it was just a tweet, I just saw a tweet that mentioned seattle and I thought it would funny, so i threw this together.... I thought it would be funny. It was such an absurd idea, laughable beyond any possibility.
how could I have known it would be real?
It could hardly even have been called a clue.. but look at what it's become...

who's Veronica?

just a girl trying to make her way in this crazy world

a "mega pint"?

what's even more cringe is that you requested it, masturbated to it, and sent your fat pig tits to him in return for it.

you have schizophrenia those are normal words

dude where's my car

Scott Sullivan Inflated Self Esteem

great post thank you

Think again lol

those are words

Isaac you gotta put those headphones back on, buddy

claire is a nihilist

bitch the fuck lol
context much

Claire merch

the bitch that betrayed angelica

one more please
get violent
i'm so close

you are going to be sued for between 500,000 to one million dollars

Correct.

Bruh

Scott Sullivan ESFP

Yeah I like gunplay and biting and all, so what? And he likes bondage. Some ppl are like that
I saw him more as ISFP 2bh

That was the joke.. it wasn't serious, obviously.
But it was a joke shot out in jest that created a silent echo, starting with a mere curiosity but then creating a preponderance of coincidence..
This piece there, that one there. A post by a single ID sending a message, meant for a single reader. Hints and gestures out of nowhere pointing to a greater story... oddities that could no longer be dismissed.
In it all that silence which was originally created, the domain in which this inquiry gestated, silent players sending coded messages everyone keeping something private.

We all know where it has brought us now... but to come from such arbitrary origins and yet to bring about such tragedy. Tragedy that was already occurring, no doubt, but remained hidden in our private disconnection. Now it is laid bare the exposed tendon and muscle infected as it is rotting the air around it, and now we must breathe it in.

claire make everything a joke because she's terrified of anyone taking her seriously and not liking what they see

that's fair

What I don't like is not to see...

only picked it because he considers himself an entertainer, never really looked into this too much.

scott sullivan pool party

yeah yeah yeah

we need to be taking personality tests and compare our results

yes, and?

the girl who flicks the bean to the idea of men choking her and beating her wants us to think she wasn't locked in the goon cave over rape and death threats.

I always take Claire seriously

that sounds like fun im down

downey justice is just the funniest combination of two words I've heard

i like it

we need to be gouging our eyes out to uncover the hidden (mystical) truth(?)

we need to be considering the feelings and circumstances of others and our karmic balance before we post cruel things

maybe they should change their last name to something that sounds smarter

No

Claire is LIVE in South Korea

kick.com/coolclaire02

we must break the wheel of hate

Claire is a weak bitch that folds upon confrontation

tf does "get violent" mean?

Wherever you may be hiding I will find you

Very truly yours,

Philip "Felipe" A. Downey, Esq

claire learns from her mistakes and is stronger than ever

It means choke me and bite me, anon

them jews crazy as hell

we need to be creating opportunities for positive growth

youtu.be/SuSjiQwrKYo

remember when lux made multiple posts about which fishtank contestant would be the best to eat and how she would prepare their bodies to be consumed
lol

we need to be advocates

no but how can u do that over video?

*a combination of one from each of the 4 rows
Sorry

is this "nere?"

seductive voice

"I'm gonna (insert whatever your partner wants u to do to em)"

(insert more dirty talk)

Voilà

nere/lux/bunn/mayliss/may are all the same person.

cryo merch drop when

bunn

Stupid AND illiterate

wow ur bad at this

platonic rape type shit

i got INTP-T which is weird because im lowkey tarded

cryo i will be your merch guy hit me up. picture your mom in this

i will fight for your rights

I'm a faggot for ftm trannies, ftm tranny

i'm INTJ

As inflammatory, unprepared, unanalytical and impulsive as you are? Kek

im an
intp-t 5w4 549 sp/sx taurus sun cancer moon libra rising...

edramatica.com/MBTI
are fun descriptions of the types

i was initially kinda bummed cuz the others sounded so much cooler but apparently i pulled the rarest so thats pretty neat

you were proven unequivocally retarded one single post later

so who here is the most compatible with scott

I used to always get INFP but now all I get is ISTP

mfw the woman in her mid twenties who hasnt graduated high school yet tries to act like she's more smarter than me

the categories are to distinguish modes of how people engage with reality and with what priority, not intelligence.
INTP just means your primarily engaging with the world through internal logical systems/judgements, which you use Ne/extroverted inquisition (playing wiht different perpsectives/ideas) to develop.
Your comfort zone is Si/having a stable physical environment and physical sense stuff, and your aspirational stuff is external value judgements that you are retarded about

the profile description fits me tho but i also feel if i were to redo the test next week id be getting something else entirely

I’m IccRccUuu

dismisses the reason I haven't graduated

got my age range slightly wrong

"more smarter"

Bruh
Ive done it tons of times since my teens and always got the same shit, imo the test is solid

that's just because you don't understand how the types are constructed
having these change does not really happen and would be weird to think about what it would even mean, you can just develop your worse ones

youtube.com/watch?v=nO4J5BlwJ58
we got a live one boys!

Mbti is for normgroids, PAS mogs

if you're so smart then why didn't you cure your cancer and graduate high school like a normal person?

i like all of them but having them be popular contributes significantly to the "folk knowledge" aspect to them that to me is the most valuable part.
Having clear distinct categories is less important than having people look for consistencies among the categories which you can only get when "normgroids" use them.
I've found them very useful to understand rough differences in groups of people and be more empathetic.

using sheer brain power to eliminate the cancer via telekinesis

Fkoflzlxkekxn did you think life was like picrel or

we need to be being ourselves

I said mbti is for normgroids because it’s Reddit and bad, of course you want a system that accurately labels everyone which is what PAS is

For me, it's Scott "Sullivan" MMA's look of pure analyzing, coupled with his slight sardonic frown that makes people uneasy. He's intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

yeah he sounds like a smarmy faggot like nigger fuentes who lives in my heads tb real

which you use Ne/extroverted inquisition (playing wiht different perpsectives/ideas) to develop

what if im stuck in a permanent loop of playing with different perspectives without being able to reach to a definitive conclusion for one to be my own?

and your aspirational stuff is external value judgements that you are retarded about

can you go more in depth about it?

i am going to change the culture if it kills me i dont care anymore.

got istp

What's the diagnosis here

MBTI didn't stem from Reddit. It stemmed from a family of armchair-psychologists where the mom wrote a book abt a family that commited suicide bc they found out they had black ancestry

Scott is the culture

you got this king spread your truth!

a family that commited suicide bc they found out they had black ancestry

BASED if only the rest of the brown people could be compassionate like that we would be living in the hyperborean garden of eden

So who here went to the Auditions?

mark and Taylor confirmed dating

I'm done.

I feel like my dog is an ENFJ

They’re making reel collab content

so you just wanted to date her the whole time?

It's gonna be another season of redditors and normies

leaf anon will still be in denial

they are just 2 content creators collaborating

You, isranon and me are the banana trio in the background

i was joking

talking to llms are very useful for this stuff.

The specific more looping thing for INTPs (and all other types) is between your 1st and 3rd function where your "opposing" function isn't involved.
For the INTP that's Ti and Si (both introverted) and not being challenged bye the auxialry Ne (your extroverted function)
Ne also involves things like going out and trying different ideas out, it's being playful and quirky and playing with ideas and trying random stuff. Very holds up spork. You kind of need to do that to feed your internal Ti/Si loop.

If you don't you'll basically just use Si (material comfort/stability/memory) and Ti to keep just dwelling on past stuff and thinking about things you've experienced and around you but never being able to develop it, because to actually get information for it you need to use that Ne to feed it.

The Fe is sort of how jung splits these up.
We have judging and perceiving functions, they can be extroverted or introverted. For the judging function there are logical and value based judgements.
Ti is introverted logical judgement, Fe is extroverted value judgement. The introverted/extroverted part just refers to the "ground" of where the function operates.

Fe is our worst function but we are able to do things like read rooms/peoples emotions because of it even though we are bad at actually managing it. It tends to operate as a kind of ideal where when you become a more well adjusted person you will get much of your lifes value from FE related stuff (depending on external things for value judgements/what's good).

if you want more specific intp stuff this guy has good stuff on all the functions and different types from our perspective:
youtu.be/WnlfWYlHPFY

i like istps, weird private people who are weirdly mystical and far out but really keep it to themselves and come off as very straight faced and practical, likes physical/craft stuff.
istps are underrated.

i have a personality disorder that fucks with my ability to be myself around other people. i'm mostly content with my solitary life, but sometimes it gets me down. Anon Babble is the only place that i feel like i can be myself because there is no name attached to what i say.

scatman john gonna FREAK

they are collabing on content
I wonder if the content will be a boy or a girl

Who the fuck is Mark?

any minors wanna join my Dis- ACK!

s4 is going to be a snoozefest

what?

dang she a clout chaser huh

Now that we said our mbti types we should say our diagnoses

TJ mogs mark in popularity doe

the only thing i'm diagnosed with having is a huge long fat thick white cock

We know, Tayleigh

it can be saved if they bring cryo or the naked french girl

i love the way ur collab stretches out my content baby

dont @ me anymore, tubby. I'm bored of you.

No one has been casted yet, you're a moron

I was at the NYC auditions. Everyone there sucked except for maybe 3 or 4 people, and 1 of them was just a proto-Jimmy

That's the claim on the reddit. I'd believe it. They're probably choosing people today

so basically i need to touch grass, makes sense.
thanks for the in-depth explanation, il check the video out.

also interesting graphic to chart the death of the internet that is relevant

bpd

season 4 starts in 5 minutes

No.

Why would they not be choosing people, and why would the redditor lie about this?

holy moly, now you fags are talking about mbti? horroscope for men?
fishtank s3 really did kill it all, didnt it?

i also like horoscopes : )

Kill yourself.

oh no I'm a faggot and nontent :(

everyone say thank you burt 4 killing fishtank

im scorpio

im a virgo

Thank you jet and sam

jet's fault

jet shouldve been out after s2

Hello everypony

don't do it

jet is probably giving burt some of the spotlight bc he feels bad sam jewed him over with the prize money

frank hassle is an intp we are content

Whats that? Titer Luxxie posted some screenshots?

jet is an angel

You might be right. I apologize

Intp rise up

archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22132373/#q22135011

No new ones. Va fuera.

it’s bc he was the most endorsed

either that or jet is a gay unfunny retard with bad taste

imma go jog actually

pretty sure jet is cheaper than sam

whats the most KINO personality type?

it stopped vibing when teej vanished anyway

I'm sorry you had to find out this way Benleaks.

okay that makes sense

I got assertive logician, is that cool?

every great comedian is an intp

im THE BVLL

i'm a sagittarius

entp is probably more common like sam
intps are too weird and private
dominant extroverted intuitive vs introverted thinking makes a big difference, an entp's default is going out and playing with stuff than refining it in Ti
while an intp's default is the Ti thinking and they go out to feed it, entp is much more natural
norm macdonald or mitch hedberg weird ones like that are intp though they aren't the norm.

Me on the left

Cancer moon and sun Leo Rising Intp year of the rabbit
Ughhh

Luke Glanton is my third temple

we need to be making him suffer

cain velasquez 5 years in prison for attempted murder of the guy who molested his son

bunch of bullshit

what about isfp

can you post your natal chart im also cancer moon intp

I cant stand this lack of content. Im gonna go watch IRATE GAMER

do you think Jet is able to cook chicken

Comfort in loneliness is my third temple

hey alright

The JIMMY archtype is my favorite. There was a Jimmy in the casting who is undoubtly in

he's too scared to go to the grocery store by himself and he doesn't know how to tie his shoes

Hello Shadi, what happened with the broken motel furniture? Did they make you guys pay for damages? TBF it looked like it was being held up entirely with construction adhesive

LOL

He changed his debit card so he won’t get charged damages

ive been doing a lot of thinking lately

please clip whatever this is

we need to be riding like lightning and crashing like thunder.

I agree with his righteous anger although I think the time is for shooting the diddlers father right? He tried to kill the diddler but ended up hurting the diddler's dad.

we need to be talking about spirit animals

Based Mejicano streamers stay winning.

Forgot image

hey Anon Babble name my band

Cheeto is fun to stream w

famous dutch painting of abi & van gooned

TJ has fishtank on his back

thank you my Uruguayan friend

Van smug because he knows Abi is high om whatever drug he gave her

claire can you explain whatever the fuck this is to us?

anyone else getting satanic vibes from this?

He plays an extra in this film

Knight, mech pilot, space explorer with alien gf, savvy reporter, stoic minimalist influencer, democrat mad dog, Greek doctor

he's known to whip it up in the kitchen

awesome thank you

whats jimmys mbti?

Scott after spending all day making his clabi sisterwives swell with his children

What do the angles mean

gorillaz

horoscopes aren't satanic they are just thousands of years of folk wisdom handed down tracking the correlations of stars with personality.
If the mother gets more sun in different trimesters and that effects personality development because of vitamin d getting to the child that doesn't mean tracking it is satanic.

gonna take a minute to sort stuff out on it your has some rly interesting stuff tho
my favorite part of horoscopes and probably what makes each person most individual

It's a scott cast.

Devs Vvlt mfs when they saw anything that looked remotely like math

him in the background

what was your gimmick?

Simps and their delusions.

Thank you I’m excited to hear, I’m glad I can mentally engage you.

Do you guys fw slow loris?

noticing that Taylor only dates people from whatever community she wants 2 fit into

Florida Party Scene - Mary

Fishtank/MDE - TJ

Gambling - Mark

whenever the gambling well drys it's over 4 mark

I called Jet, Hack_Blastard to his face

In retrospect that was probably dumb

This bitch is always with a vape
Fucking why

is the movie any good?

I'm glad everyone can come together to agree that TJ literally did nothing wrong and Taylor is a lying whore

I'm NOT baking

last thread

HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i meant what makes you an entertaining applicant

If the mother gets more sun in different trimesters and that effects personality development because of vitamin d getting to the child that doesn't mean tracking it is satanic.

same tier as saying that one fart less or more during sex will affect that different spermatozoon out of 100 millions will fertilize the egg

kLaus REKT

i thought you forgave her

give me 200 seconds

actually kino wtf

powerful

Wait what
That was already on my watch list but nice

my culture just advanced

You can say it's wrong but that doesn't make it satanic, the idea there are natural ecological and other variations that impact personality development is at least plausible, it'd be 10000 different things like that.
They taught horoscopes in seminaries up until like 1800 they just aren't satanic I don't really care if you don't think they are scientific (since you probably don't have a terribly great idea what science is anyway)

yeah

it has also to do with gravitational pulls and magnetic fields

ok

I went with the approach of being a villain. I was already meta gaming in the lobby talking to various people and telling him they wouldn't get on.
I treated it as a general challenge.
When Jet came out to make some announcements and cornered him, shaking his hand. Then afterwards I told anyone who saw me that I was definitely a shoe in already, and that they're only going to pick 1 person from the crowd, so they should probably not even bother staying or waiting for their turn
Anyone who was number 30+ I told them that they already had no shot since they came so late and they probably wouldn't even remember them since they had SOOOO many interviews to do. I called people weird and others I called spergs.
But I guess it didn't matter what I did in the lobby when I stuttered through the actual interview
It's w/e

new

oral fixation. i would liken it to something akin to a pacifier for adults. gonna take a guess and say she gets anxious when put in social situations, its something to take your mind off of it.