/smg/ - Stock Market General

are poors even human?

Good day today. BA,TSLA,UAL,NUE

+1.78% Any green day is a good day

+1,1k euros
BUT I MISSED THE BOTTOM
I MISSED IT

I am now up YTD because of today

good day for niggy vid.

I hope we fall back 1 percent tomorrow because I couldn't help myself but to skim a bit at the end and I want to not only buy again but to buy more

I'm assuming that includes weekly deposits right

BYD profits +73.12% YoY in Q4. BYD brothers, we eating good tonight. (sorry Nio sisters)

interviewer invites me to send them times I can interview

immediately blocks me so I cannot reply to them or send them times to interview

At what point does homicide of HR ladies become justified.

tsla made a double bottom

I didn't buyed

TSLL is 3x

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh nevermind I thought it was at 21.38 but it's only 11.38. But I still didn't buyed.

This is like last summer when TSLA was going straight for months and I was like "I should buy" and then forgot about it. This always happens to me. TSLA, DJT, GME, I always forget about the stupid memestocks right as I see they're about to enter another shitcoin pump period.

deployed 80% of my cash to buy the generational dip. feels good knowing I secured my future.

watch Bloomberg China Show

second to last section is an interview with a jewish fund manager talking about how Hong Kong needs to become more diverse and open towards foreigners

you can't make this shit up

Holy FUCKING FUCK wage slavery...

why ded

Germany did this, lol

posting in a tranny bake

grim.

Been complaining for 4 months how shit the market is but now that I think of it if I had just put 20,000 dollars into baba in december, it would be a great market. How easily we become the instigator of our own instigations.

the road not taken

Yeah but september/october/november were great because I kept putting thousands into random stuff and it just went up.

I feel like all the exercise is frying my brain I don't do anything risky

tsla pumping

You what's so funny is that I was thinking that when it bottomed a week ago I could take advantage of short squeezing redditors, I didn't ealize it had already bottomed. Another missed opportunity.

tsla really bottomed before the market did.. it was just really oversold because of all the news media stuff that is why I'm also kicking myself

SMCI seems interesting. Looks like short sellers are not just going "oh well guess we were wrong"

Placed an order for TSLA on ribinhood and then tried to cancel it, but it placed almost immediately as the price went down. With jews, you lose.

Last six months were just a BOLD power crab.

The tsla order I placed at 273 is now 277.

lmao

got some food using the cheapies app.

one of the places i went to the cashier girl was almost dropping her spaghetti when interacting with me. kek

V

cheapies app.

Is this a Finnish app or what?

They sell a McMakkafonn at McDonald's there...

let's go already

when you know the market will treat you well today

yeah app for restaurants and stores to lessen food waste. so you basically can buy yesterdays restaurant meals for cheapies.

best is 5-6€ for a good meal sometimes. you just gotta go pick it up.

RUM

big miss

Good morning frens

Last week I considered buying some Tesla for the first time. I wish I had done it

SCHD and SCHY got reconstituted. First day after so curious how they trade

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

Trump's Tariff Rates Could Be 'Double What Market Participants Expect,' Goldman Sachs Warns

GS is trying really hard as of late to spook retail investors

what the fuck is going on with niggerviddy

Goldman Sachs will not get my cheapies

Anyone having Trading View problems? I keep having to sign out/in because after a while it won't let me change to a new ticker.

im getting double the tax returns i expected. think im splitting some between sports bets and the market when i get it.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON LADS LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINZ

Ok, seriously. Will we ever get as busy as our biz days again?

dunno im only watching nigvid lately.

it comes and goes
I think a lot of people in these generals work while Anon Babble is jeets and neets shilling

This. I've been busy working and haven't been posting much.

777

blessed numbers

last happening it was quite busy. i think a germflag goat fucker split threads without smg on the title.

silver, lets see if it holds any gains today

CAM ON LADS LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINZ

affirmative

Dump, Pump, Crab in 2 minutes, call it.

AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
This post sent from my wage cage.

The time has come to reunite the clans. For too long our people heve been divided. We must be hole again. What is coming will be much too clownish to be laughed at by Anon Babble or Anon Babble alone.

Isn't tomorrow silver options expiration or something?

they're going to have to come here, never going back to that overmoderated blue board even if I have to share this thread with the german spammer and chinkleaf

consumer confidence miss

new home sales miss

my favorite phenomenon about homes is how sales go down but prices keep going up
that's a hell of a ponzi

Case schiller and the rest of the gay stats measure average sell price. Less houses are being sold, the ones that are being sold are the high end homes, skews the numbers.

oh, I see

What's this pattern called?

schizophrenic crab

muh heckin' consumer confidence

The average consumer is a retard who will finance a pizza. Why would I care what they think?

Cock and ball torture, CBT

Man everything is just fake and fraudulent. It's all lies and there's so little worth being involved in.

morning /smg/. overslept the open, missed out on a trade. it's fine i guess. glad i got out of biotech yesterday, would be in a bunch of stress and pain right now. dreamed a lot too, that's what really matters. can't really recall them right now though. surveying the market and it looks like a pretty typical bull market day, risk-on up, risk-off down, which is an encouraging sign. yesterday was fantastic but it was hard to get signal out of it other than a major short-cover rally, which is what ends all bear markets, not to worry too much about that, but also happen in the midst of them. something odd about today though is nvda and tsla are red, uncharacteristic of what we've been experiencing in the old bull, and it is keeping a lid on the indices. decided i'm gonna stay in today, it is a lift day and i need all my strength and energy, and i don't want to exhaust myself for tomorrow or the weekend, when i have real fun planned.
had a good time posting last night, place felt like home again. let's try to keep that feeling going and heal this place, lot of damage was done but there's no reason we can't repair it, this is a internet site not a living thing after all.

I dumped them months ago because I was getting bad vibes. Glad to see my vibe-o-meter is still working.

It's good for the economy if people pay for their pizza in installments.

Shouldn't hav gone to the gym at midnight.

Oh shit -858% surprise? And people are buying? I guess their sales are still growing so people think it's just capex?

Why did I buy Lattice shares again?
Man I've got to start keeping better notes.

I'm thinking about buying the dip on some Tulips

only retards wont finance a 0% APR pizza.

SPX ~5840pts ez

got a really good workout in though. and it was more like 10:30. and i am not sure it could have been any other way. feeling caught in a deterministic universe where nothing i do matters. it was probably fated. my sleep was worth $50 too, which is probably what i would have made in the trade.
only thing you can really trust these days.

international energy is really outperforming today. looking for something to trade but not really seeing anything right now, think it's best to just watch how things develop and try to make a plan. anybody notice any sectors breaking out? been watching biotech but it's got a hangover today and not ready to move. might have to wait until next month for that.

actually home sales went up compared to prior month but less than ANAL-cysts expectations. i scalped calls to the upside

Can you kill yourself already? Jesus Christ you are my least favorite poster in smg

How are you supposed to carry trade something so small?
Or do you buy like a month's worth of pizza at a time.

The chink from Canada is definitely worse but he's almost never here while the market is open.

1% of people own 99% of the wealth, ni hao, I hate poor people

you are mainly capitalizing off of inflation and an interest bearing account. two months is two month of accrued interest plus two months of inflation. There are some real fat asses in smg who use Doordash and spend $500/mo easily on goy slop. Rocker, the "invested in dessert" anon. If they allow really long terms then you could do T-bills or CDs

Endless waves of v-shaped recooooveries

dinging your credit for goyslop

You guys having fun yet?
I think we may be filling the gap today...

TSLA only goes down from here, right?

Maybe. I don't think it will go bellow ~170 though which is still a little too high for me.

qubt chads wtfwt

They should put some democrats in prison.

schizoanon will never reproduce (and that’s a good thing)

U bros stay strong we are going to experience mild turbulence soon

bottom signals piling up

that fcx trade would have worked out so well. didn't have the timing or courage to make it though. hurts. but my diligent readers were kept well aware of it, and i hope someone made some money off of it. nice little crab day going on, not seeing anything to scalp, might change in an hour or so though, and judging by the enthusiasm meter of /smg/, there's a lot of people getting squeezed right now and feeling unhappy about losing money, bull and bear alike. not me, cozy little up day for now, it was a lot better but they're keeping intc contained again. still a few more days left in march, and monday is the big day for that company anyhow. gonna shower, make some more tea. the market is so boring i might go out today, to say nothing of the posts i'm seeing. sorry everyone is feeling defeated i guess, gotta keep your hopes up otherwise what's there to look forward to?

Wagie wagie get in the cagie.

this hurts today

you eat for a month and default on your pizza loans, investing the savings.

reminding traders that gme earnings are today and reddit will again prove they are better at stonks than you

Screencap this.

GME is proof on how powerful companies can be when they aren't laden with debt. That fucker can probably crab sideways for a decade or more by just diluting it's stock and sitting on cash

But the big question is what the fuck they do with that cash other than slowly burn through it. It's still a brick and mortar store whose main selling point is digital games, without an online store

the big question is what the fuck they do with that cash other than slowly burn through

smg has some of the dumbest vanta black gorilla niggers saying the gayest shit like "muh debt shows confidence and potential for growth!", but a company with an early cult akin to tesler, with no debt, that can dilute and not crater the price, with 5 billion in cash reserves, will have smg rubbing their dumb fucking chins like "HMMM IDKKK..."

It's over.

check. I think the board split has literally killed smg

Experience with AS400 system (a plus)

The IBM AS/400 (Application System/400) is a family of midrange computers from IBM announced in June 1988 and released in August 1988. It was the successor ...

The fuck is this

I don't think anythings going to happen during/after their earnings, but I'll pick some up if it goes lower

CLF

AQB

RYCEY

yes our track record is very good with legendary plays like above actually rycey bros stay winning

im not touching it. it burns you no matter what you do. Selling/buying puts/calls, going neutral, longing volatility. it doesnt matter. But there is always a redditor who will become a millionaire overnight while you spend months of your time just to underperform spy.

The dip?

I will remain bearish until reddit collapses.

muh data

Every web scraper already has it.

I do business with a yuge company that's still using this format. You see, they spent a lot of money on these things a few decades ago, and they're going to continue to use them for as long as possible.

I will remain bearish until reddit collapses.

bobo will NEVER cum

For me, it's MSTR. No other company symbolizes clown market as well as they do. RDDT is a good contender for second place though.

hey babe, we talked about your potty mouth before. you're gonna want to lose that before you become a mother, it rubs off on kids. imagine 3-4 little terrors cussing at church... not what you want. and don't waste too much time thinking about gamestop. there's lessons to be learned for sure but you don't want to follow every story. i think the whole thing is a psyop mostly at this point, perfectly designed to generate the maximum amount of seethe in investors. as for their business though, they are trying to supplant local game stores and become a kind of hot topic for nerds, i think it's gonna work actually. i'll take you there sometime and buy you a present, i think you would like it actually.

europe session closes in 10 minutes. might be the perfect time to make a bullish trade. might not of course but we got a rip and a dip with rising dollar... seen this sort of thing a lot.

Nothing matters until April 2nd. Bulls are still inventing copium that there won't actually be tariffs.

MSTR was a bitcoin etf.

Great. I love the IRS.

GLD

Checked
Blumpf's just said yesterday that the tariffs are going to be narrower and more targeted, and that he may give some countries a break, thoughever

Giga corps still run a lot of their critical systems on mainframes. Too important to risk rebuilding.

I love nothing burgers yummy yum yum

Good thing those were long term investments so you made 162,000 out of 180,000.

K, I finally slurped
market crash is on my guise

on me i mean

the journalist """Accidentally""" added to the group chat was jeffrey goldberg

I am green but still concerned.

Guess who has a mattress now. Moving up to John Rocker levels of poverty. WAGMI
The trick is to buy low and wait for the pizza to increase in value. Then you sell it again. Hopefully before the teaser rate expires.

I'm slightly red today but mostly unbothered

the "zoom out retard, it's flat"

i wish i were poor
if you have no money you dont fear losing it
you dont need to worry about asset allocation
when to buy
what to buy
how much cash to hold
i wish i were poor

pic

wtf did u just doxx rocker

The trick is to buy low and wait for the pizza to increase in value. Then you sell it again. Hopefully before the teaser rate expires.

banks will offer pizza-loan backed securities in 2026
we can arrange this

good to see cadbury has gone back to the classic 'bunny tryouts' ad instead of the cum-swapping faggots ad

how did you know it was me

Got a nice batch of homemade boza ready to sell. Who is interested?
Stick around here long enough and your wish will come true.

Is that like Jenkem?

If you have money, you have many problems, if you have no money, you have one problem

I'm almost complete full time index hodler only at this point
my money will only keep growing, increasing the problem

youtu.be/Ymb34FDECXY?feature=shared

That's literally not what he said though: the journalists made that part up. He doubled down and said that he's going to implement all the tariffs that the journalists said he was skipping.

i read /smg/ very diligently. probably the most diligent. and i'm getting to know your heart and mind pretty well. that and you mentioned schd earlier in the thread. dead giveaway. did you see what i said to the germans last night? i thought it was a pretty devastating insult. i had something written to you as well, poured out my heart again as usual. i screenshotted it, just in case the germans spent their whole day flooding the board to make it unreadable, they didn't but i can post it if you missed it.

Nit gonna lie, this is one of my favorite posters on the board

Will you shut up you fuckin nigger. Others here asked you to kill yourself and hope you never reproduce meanwhile I'm just greentexting you and mocking you for your retardedass blogposts, you stupid wannabee enlighted lsd-tranny

okay post it
I legit was confused I guess I did mention my investments earlier

back from the indoor track. did 75 pushups, planks, bicycle leg lifts, and squats, then ran 2 miles in 15:00. anyone trading GME earnings? shill me some plays

Trump reiterated that reciprocal tariffs are expected to be announced on Apr. 2, but suggested some flexibility: "I may give a lot of countries breaks on tariffs," he said, adding that "not all tariffs will be included on April 2.

You guys are starting to literally sound like the meme

Other then the looks, nothing like it at all Pickwick. Who else misses old school TOTSE?

I am going to put tariffs on aluminum, automobiles, semiconductors, and other sectors

"Trump abandons tariffs on aluminum, automobiles, semiconductors, and other sectors. BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!"

Do bulls really?

So you're interpreting the fact that he's going to keep piling on additional tariffs throughout the year as Trump not doing any tariffs at all?

It did start out kind of cringe but I am honestly rooting for the guy now. I hope he gets what he wants.

i made some other really good posts in the thread too, finance related. for a while i was really posting well, like the old times. it's still up. here's one of them anyways i'm glad to see you today, and hope you are doing well. my horoscope said to just let things be and don't be too smothering though, and i know there's some tension right now and i just wanna let you be you, and i'll be me, we can pick up where we left off tomorrow afternoon, i'm going to a healing event and i think i'll be better than ever afterwards.

Trump abandons tariffs on aluminum, automobiles, semiconductors, and other sectors.

did he actually do it today? cause I remember the headline from yesterday that he threatened exactly these tariffs which confused me anyways because there already is aluminum

No, yersterday we pumped because the news was running headlines that he was abandoning certain industrial tariffs at the same time as Trump was holding a press conference to announce his intention to place tariffs on the same sectors that the news said he was abandoning. It was peak bullish delusion. Literally an alternate reality to make the market go up.

bobo posters on suicide watch

markets are healing. all is right with the world

Can I het this pepe in HD?

This retard rally is based on a lie, and it's going to come undone next week.

I didn't say there wouldn't be any tariffs. Just saying I wouldn't put all your eggs in the tariff basket if you're a bobo. Gonna turn out to be mostly a nothingburger at the end of the day

Yes

this is the classic manipulated slow trickle up

That's the best resolution I have, sorry.

I am betting on a tariff nothing burger

more slurpies for me and my goblina gf

Trump Administration Plans To Freeze Family-Planning Grants; Tens Of Millions Of Dollars In Funding For Planned Parenthood And Other Groups Would Be Cut Off While The Administration Examines Their DEI Efforts

Go woke, go broke (for real)

very based post and very very cute post

So...recession is officially cancelled? Markets are pumping a shitload now.

You're going to have 10x more criminals (by your logic)

why better than baggies gook.

exactly how many mental patients are we dealing with in /smg/ at any given time?

x.com/EndWokeness/status/1904354413436649897

Diets are racist, I'm shorting companies that advertise diet plans to black people

Hopefully it will be offset a little by all the deportations
Anyway don't you have a date with a Muslim truck of peace attack that you're late for

Slavery really is a choice.

In response to the Trump administration's upcoming "reciprocal tariff" policy, the Indian government is reportedly willing to reduce tariffs on 55% of U.S. imports (worth $23 billion) down to as little as zero from a current range of 5-30%, per FT

Saaarrrss please do needful redeeming

Yeah not being a lardass is inherently racist. I've heard that one before. Aside from being fatphobic as well but that goes without saying.

when are we going to punish fat people to make it rain the right amount in the right places?

exactly how many mental patients are we dealing with in /smg/ at any given time?

youtu.be/Mpgyb1gIeIg?t=45

careful on the market today. it is thorny to be sure. think we might end green after all though, and there are definitely some bright spots to be happy about. gonna take a nap. might skip the sunshine today, getting too much, early in the year and i'm starting to get very tanned on my arms already. listen to your hearts and go after what you want with everything you have, there's still a lot of opportunity out there,
youtube.com/watch?v=w7oATuVHRA8

Klarna CEO has responded to their deal with DoorDash, $DASH, where customers can have buy now pay later. DoorDash customers will have the option either to pay in full, to pay in four equal installments or to postpone payment to "a more convenient time, such as a date that aligns with their paycheck." “Klarna offers many payment methods” that U.S. customers will discover, Siemiatkowski wrote on X. That included paying with Klarna’s wallet in full in addition to its delayed payment and installment options. “DoorDash offers many products beyond food!

Bros we have another global financial crisis in the making kek

There wont be any bailouts this time.

I support a decrease in federal funding on principal.

there will be ∞ bailouts

If you have to payment plan your door dash just make food at home

If you have to payment plan your door dash just make food at home

this really is the 100 iq response

0, that's the problem nobody here is going to go to therapy because the government takes your guns away

Still can't figure out my internet situation. Fucking gentoo

Yeah as opposed to the 60iq food loan

That's someone would do if they weren't a retard, but DD's whole business model is focused on having a customer base comprised of retards

*That's what someone would do
Guess I'm the retard

average iq in america is 98

A top Alibaba (BABA) executive on Tuesday said he was "astounded" by artificial intelligence data center investments in the U.S., strongly suggesting that the market has become a bubble.

Alibaba Chairman Joe Tsai issued the warning at the HSBC Global Investment Summit in Hong Kong, according to Barron's. "I'm still astounded by the type of numbers that's being thrown around in the U.S. about investing into AI," Tsai said.

"People are talking, literally talking about $500 billion, several hundred billion dollars. I don't think that's entirely necessary. I think in a way, people are investing ahead of the demand that they're seeing today, but they are projecting much bigger demand," he said.

The rapid rise of artificial intelligence led to a surge in investments in AI data centers. The trend also triggered a rally in shares of companies like Nvidia (NVDA), Broadcom (AVGO) and Super Micro Computer (SMCI).

Fears Of Artificial Intelligence Bubble

But some analysts have warned that the investments may not pay off immediately. That has led to fears of an AI bubble.

U.S.-listed Alibaba stock was last up a fraction in morning trades. Nvidia shed more than 1%, while Super Micro Computer was up a fraction and Broadcom was mostly flat, last down a fraction.

the bell curve is something like

low iq gets usury loans for goy slop

mid iq lectures everyone not to use it and that its only for low iq

high iq uses it for arbitrage

My Tbills got redeemed

what to do with 43K USD now?

There will be bail-ins

Bail ups

What you should do is stop lending amerimutts cheap money.

Drink agua

Quite a bit of news today, yet it feels like a no news day

We need massive artificial intelligence data center investments so I can generate more artsy sexy AI waifus.

Quite a bit of news today,

and on no news too

buddy look at UPS computer

burns 30KW to jizz on a sock

think of how much money, energy, and resources the world would save if every male was guaranteed a hot wife that put out. if we really cared about climate change we would be genetically engineering perfect waifus.

market full bull mode, 0 volume, 0 volatility

including inflation my pay went up by 0.3%

thread from yesterday still up

its over.

what is the news today? i dont watch the news

Fake and Gay Market Possibly Even Faker and Gayer than Initially Thought -WSJ, 30 minutes ago

Does anyone know how to run bleachbit on a samsung for my very berry vip client?
Is there a way I can just wipe it with like a rag instead of software?

Install gentoo.

did some sports bet work today. fine tuned my system to test out in the last games so i can tweak it ready for next season.

guess i will buy calls given that new release

Tariff status?

feed and sneed index is rising

nigvid nice healing today from -2%

On the road again
I just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is making music with my frens
And I can't wait to get on the road again

On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again
And I can't wait to get on the road again
Everybody sing

Crab day.

B-2 bombers on Diego Garcia status?

Put in microwave for thirty seconds. This will also charge the battery what I understand.

dreamed about growing friendships. featured a friend from high school who died very young, fentanyl overdose, not the only one either i'm afraid. glad something is being done finally.
youtube.com/watch?v=E_knRnfdAJw
tell me about it. what a drag. glad i didn't try to trade. thankful it is not worse, still early in the week and yesterday's gains are holding at least.
just a gentle reminder to china while the diplomats have a little chat.

boring market, boring thread.
I'm gonna goon

Nothing ever happens

I'm gonna goon

ISHYGDDT

im goooming

real gooning or just masturbation? The terms are used too interchangeably these days.
The eternal truth.

polanon?

Up 0.54% on gamble. Didn't trade today though. Too busy at work.

phew for a second i thought you got heemed by the snibs

Kek, nice. I made money on my $5k Nasdaq short from yesterday. fortunately I woke up in time to press sell in the morning.
As for snibs, I like it. It allows me to scalp both directions. Although this week volatility is awfully low, so I didn't miss much. Yesterday Nasdaq crabbed to the point where 100x product was barely moving for a few minutes.

Yesterday Nasdaq crabbed to the point where 100x product was barely moving for a few minutes.

days like yesterday and today are bobo heeming days. i made some money on quick a quick put scalp yesterday but if you try to get greedy and wait to sell you get punished. too many bobos looking at the usual chart indicators saying "ITS OVERBOUGHT" and then it just keeps on slowly creeping up trapping more and more bobos. now its possible that they will give up this weeks gains with the economic data drops later this week but only the most seasoned bobos will be able to stomach the pain beforehand. as always the weak hands will get shaken out early

the way they are wringing out the risk-off sectors makes me, an incurable permabull, somewhat nervous.

yeah, It's not like I'm even bearish. It was a gamble (I think I have a problem). Today my mind is clearer and the stuff I did yesterday scares me.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Well, how did it go today?

-.71%

Not unexpected

most of my nw is in the ASX so i'll get back to ya later m8

+0.17%, It's up I guess.

feel like i lost actually because i watched this all day instead of a decent alternative. gonna make a smoothie. get just a little bit of sun, not too much.

+4.18%, mistimed a call early on, good recovery.

oopsies
but i guess i can add that my US-based investments are up 0.21% today

Short Interest On US Stocks Has Spiked To The Highest Levels Since The 2020 Pandemic

what to do with 43K USD now?

buy more T-bills, duh

GME losing 2 billion in revenue

LMFAO JUSTED GAMEBAGGOTS

Better than yesterday.

-0.36%
Damn crab changed colors on my portfolio today.

-$278.53 (-0.29%)

new SCHD reconstitution hurt but it has a ton of upside

+0.43%
Still healing but have a ways to go.

"Sir! We have a lot of cash. How are we going to use it to increase growth? We've done nothing with the cash for years and the investors want answers."

I called it, when they are out of ideas they just default to buying shitcoins.

It's amazing too because the cash they have is pulling a Berkshire and generating actual cash. But now they are getting rid of the cash to buy crypto which sits in a virtual vault doing nothing

3,000 shares of SSO. I guess we'll see what happens.

should i do a 529 plan for the kiddo?

lol

theyre up 6% chud
-.53%

I know we were bitching about gamestop finally doing something with the cash earlier, anything bit that! Anyways, I'm all in on MSTR!

net sales down $1.4 billion

this despite SG&A expenses only going down by $200 million

Adjusted EBITDA fell from $64.7 million to $36.1 million

earnings per shares fell 28% from $0.29 to $0.22

shares also increased by 50%

THEY DILUTED THE STOCK BY 50% IN ONE YEAR

i heard GME were closing all their mall locations because mall rent is too high
but if they're trying to compete with hot topic/boxlunch type general nerd stores that's extremely retarded

This is progress. We're going from a few W/h for a coom (from the physical fapping energy) to probably several MW/h for an AI-assisted coom. Imagine when we'll want to come to real-time generated AI waifus like Ana de Armas in BR2049, the whole economy will be geared around producing enough energy and chips to power such waifu generation. Boomers had the Space Age, then we had the Age of Information, now we're getting the Waifu Age. We will deplete the mineral resources of Africa, South America and Antarctica to power our coom machines. The future is bright!

GME's gonna become one of those stocks where people tell you to just buy the underlying instead, in this case, buttcoin

i paper traded a friday straddle on GME. the IV was like 144%

they closed a huge chunk of stores and were still negative in FFO so they closed even more stores this time

basically they reduced their income by 28% ($5.2 billion to $3.8 billion) so their net income could go from $6 million to $131 million

Which makes their PE ratio 150 now lol

They have a PE ratio that matches Tesla

Chudippus allegedly died of nothing happening

they have a pe ratio that matches tesla

how horrible

Tesla has the retard hype of EV's and robots. GME sells digital games in a brick and mortar store without an online store.

I thought they mostly sell funko pops now?

No they buy BTC now like that Michael Gay Sailor fag or whatever

I didn't see the sales breakdown

+0.3%

just a peak into my dark twisted mind...

whatever sick fuck made markets mon-fri 9:30am-4pm EST + closed holidays is a sick fuck

This is some turbo cringe, even by Elon's standards

CRAAAWLLLLLLINNNNGGGG IIIINNNNN MYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN

THESE WOOUUNNDDS THEY DOOOO NOOOOOT HEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLL

+0.22%

decided not to trade chwy or gme earnings. no need to be a NIGGER or a JEW

BACK ON MY BULLSHIT

guys its pumping and dumping again

Which autistic here is calculating his own inflation rate?

he doesnt calculate his inflation adjusted raise to make sure he isnt getting shafted by his employer

I was comparing my wage gains to inflation reported and realized I was always trailing it for months behind the curve until my new contract

Why do you work even? This is half of minimum salary here

yeah those 2-3% annual raises dont hit right after you start realizing annual inflation has been higher than that since covid and there was 9% in 2022.

Working in retail at the time w/ 2yrs experience being forced to raise price tags each week, sometimes as much as 5%, while I get a measly 2% and CPI was 9% - is what woke me from my wagie slumber

Today, Right Now will begin rolling out in fifteen new cities across North America, Europe, and South America. New York City, Los Angeles, Miami, Philadelphia, Austin, Chicago, Houston, Atlanta, Orlando, London, Paris, Madrid, Milan, Amsterdam, and Sao Paulo - some of the most densely populated gayborhoods in the world.

finance.yahoo.com/news/looking-grindr-now-feature-expands-130000458.html

calls on GRND?

bearish for my butthole

Bullish for SIGA as well maybe

and here I am paying a 50 bucks for a hooker
life just isn't fair

They're that cheap in little Istanbul?

We should work on trying to steal quints from natives

Shit it's coming up

NIGGER

why do you think scoops talks to me

bant trash tongue my anus

lol. Porn movie nonsense. Gays live in a strange world.

Fuck you

Wasted

I revoke your quints on allegations of fishing.

get the fuck off of Anon Babble with your nigger shit
i'm not interested in your nigger shit
better than fishtank atleast

lmao

Their degeneracy knows no bounds

homos need a special feature on their homo hookup app because they absolutely NEED to stick their dick in another man's smelly asshole RIGHT NOW within the next sixty minutes

Is it normal that after being in the gym for 2.5 hours you feel like you wanna die?

I wonder why they left out Seattle. They’re literally leaving out their number one customer

Thats an epidemic waiting to happen

Whatever speeds up homo death

Damn I'd love to get assraped right now if I were into that kind of stuff. I really couldn't defend myself

Thats an epidemic waiting to happen

perhaps but i'm just looking to profit. gays are hypersexual and we might be able to make money on it. why not?

shame your sand nigger bible forbids it

not doing 1 set to absolute autistic failure like chad Dorian Yates.

spending more than 30 minutes in the gym

ngmi

You should give it a try and see if you like it. A lot of muzzies are on the down low, you shouldn't have too much trouble finding a few willing participants.

thankfully allah can't see in the dark

checked

The market better not ignore VZ's golden cross happening being immanent and let us go back up instead of this will it won't it penetrate 44 resistance shit
I am not asking politely

A lot of muzzies are on the down low

when boomers were like "muh real estate crash" they bought it all

I was in the sauna. Real nice spa experience.

We have not forgotten.

immigrants unironically have like an "own real estate" fetish

Thanks, I had blocked that image out of my memory until just now

If you look closely you see real estate isn't going up because "crash cancelled" it's going up with gold

ive actually never seen this one before. its impressive desu

gme having a moment. good day in mudville as they say. happy for them. don't own it directly but at least one of my etf's does, ginn, goldman sachs sees something in the stock, might be worth a closer look. wouldn't wanna fight this, despite all the negative news. rigetti did a massive dilution when it was trading at 50 cents, and days later started it's enormous pump. may trade the russell tomorrow. still think it's a great date destination too.

wanted to share this, have someone in mind but it's worth checking out for everyone. making the rounds on bulltwitter right now. not saying the bear market is over, could be just a reprieve, but something to keep in mind when the tide turns for certain.

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i don't think it is possible to be mogged to death actually

Good visual reminder to never stick your nose up a dude's asshole

siga chads ww@

WE DIDN'T SPANK THE MONKEY
THE MONKEY SPANKED US

GME buying Bitcoin

imho stocks should follow

maybe all that money the fed printed is finally making its way into the market

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