ITS HAPPENING MERMAIDS CONFIRMED REAL
Nigger, I don't have fucking Instagram.
holy shizzle is this forizzle?
get screencapping, fag
they're not mermaids per se, they're related to cephalopods like how we're related to monkey's and they are the UAPs coming from the ocean - the tic tacs
people keep saying they are ayys but our government has denied, on record, that they are not alien
they have been here the whole time
I wonder if it smells fishy?
MERSISTERS, OUR RESPONSE?!
Do you fuck mermaids if they only have a fish tale?
Who cares? how you supposed to fuck a mermaid?
Are they good eating though?
Nothing supernatural or conspiracy-related surprises me anymore. Literally everything is possible.
Okay, how would this affect anything if true?
shut up air breather
oh shit this might actually be real lol im not posting this shit anymore if you want to read it i found it here imgur.com
bump for op semi-delivering
GOOD NEWS: Mermaids are real
BAD BEWS: They look like this
retarded
faggoty plebbit larp from 2020
youtried.jpg
Bet she has excellent peripheral vision.
People would ask themselves:
What else is "fake"?
mermussy
Whoa that's a real agency.
Why not? THE FUCKING MERMAID DOES!
they real
super tall and super thin
white eyes and wide lipless mouths
no distinguishing features for gender
we saw them from our submersible
in the mariana trench
here's the location
haha good luck verifying
you can navigate the trench, right?
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Google Translate: OP sucks dick in public parks and this is fake and retarded
oh shit this might actually be real lol
ok dood
im pretty sure its real dude and also how do you explain the instagram video?
if mermaids are real then which half, top or bottom, is the woman?
Post the reddit link faggot
Government assigned mermaid GFs to address the incel epidemic, the con being every mermaid recipient must also invest in the purchase of, as well as the maintenance of Dolphin-tier water tanks. Additionally must provide the necessary 1.5-3 million gallons of salt water required, as well as pay for thier own swimming lessons to properly copulate. It's going to be one big financial trap by (((Big Aquarium))) now that Trump is going to crack down on (((Big Pharma))) and is going to own Big Tech with Musk. WWG1WGA. Qanon predicted this.
i think i'd rather titty fuck and deepthroat a woman with a fish tail than a fisheaded underwater cunt
Kek this is an old copy pasta from Anon Babble I read this like 3 years ago. It's just repackaged alittle bit
Prime Wagyu Sushi
Lol
same
Mermussy is back on the menu boys
there are more things between heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
How does this affect me personally?
MERMAIDS CONFIRMED REAL
Of course they are.
oh shit this might be real lol, I better not post anymore!!
the post is from 2020
nigger
A mermaid just swam under my boat!
nor any features that implied male/female
dropped
0/10 no tail
but sir, it is mermaid
When I taught college classes I had a student who asked if I was into conspiracy theories and told me that while she thought aliens were fakes, mermaids were totally real. I think about her a lot.
okay, mr. fed.
so it turns out we've been using regular sonar this whole time, but if we'd just been using multibeam sonar, we'd have seen them right away! amazing!
This.
mermaids are useless, because you can neither eat them nor fuck them
a mermaid just swam under my boat!
Not with that attitude, if a woman could fug a dolphin, we could fug a mermaid.
MERMAN, DAD
instagram link
this is a new low for pol
US about to nuke iran
jfk files
april/2nd
OYY VEYYY ACTIVATE THE GOYIM DISTRACTION PLAN 2312
Pyramids pillars, mermaids, signal leaks etc.
HOLY SHIT A MERMAID JUST SWAM UP MY URETHRA!
so the gills are on their pussy, right? gussy fo sho
okay and what are we suppose to do with this?
It's just the same as BRO THERE ARE ALIEN DRONES THAT THE MILITARY PILOTS SEE. NO THEY AREN'T EVERY GOING TO INTERACT WITH THE PUBLIC AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL CENSOR AND BLOCK ANY NORMAL PERSON FROM EVER TRYING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ALSO THE ALIENS ARE NEVER GOING TO REVEAL THEMSELVES OR ANY HAVE NOTICEABLE MEANINGFUL EFFECT ON NORMAL PEOPLE.
So...it's fake and gay.
Because even if it's real if it not going to matter on any level in a way I can perceive. The government as is claimed will censor and block any undeniable evidence of it. The mermaids also never plan to do something dramatic that will change my everyday life. So who gives a fuck if there are fish people.
Never trust a man with 2 first names and never trust a woman with hyphenated last names.
Whoever told their friend about the underwater civ and then posted it to Reddit has to be the biggest DEI hire ever. Compartmentalized as fuck. That was a catch and release
underrated
catch and release
what, the mermaid?
as if you bumped shit with just that post. sorry state of affairs you’re in.
I dont know but i bookmarked this shit here because it was freaky and made me rethink about the subject here. its pretty fucking explainable but could be anything.
youtube.com
its actual video of this so watch if your intrigued enough
DEY BE IS REAL
Can I see it?
NO
Fake and gay.
In the book of Enoch God turned the human wives of the fallen angels into sirens. Which is why the most famous false goddess of the pagans is referred to as the Lady of the Sea.
If they don't have fat tits I do not care.
No it was originally part of a protocol to catch leakers in the government. You’d hear some story like they found a ufo but they would give only you a single detail. When the story airs with that detail they’ve got you in a serious federal crime predicament. Compartmentalization
enjoy your temp ban for off topic
They do but they're actually just swim bladders that feel like cheap toy ballons.
rolling for mermaid trad gf
Did you know dolphin is man evolved? I once saw a half man half dolphin in Greece.
How does this affect me personally?
who gives a shit. even if they were real they would be stone age underwater savages at best, just another group for jews to flood our country with under the pretense of dei.
Okay that's cool and all, but are they the attractive kind with a human torso, tits, and a human head? Are they the fish headed ones with human bottom halves? or are they the kind that are humanoid shaped but with scales and fish features?
These are very important questions, and the answer determines whether I'm going to care or not.
fish headed woman body
Yeah worst of both worlds, both ends reek of fish lmao.
mermaids are mentally unstable
imagine being a woman and your only men are lonely sailors or rapey dolphins
no wonder why they take to the depths of the sea if you fuck up
iktf
In reality, it’s just our previous civilization hiding underwater since that’s the only way they found they could protect themselves from natural disasters. They have always been in control.
sounds like the somewhat fun kind of crazy
So basically the "Ningen" creature.
Memphis
we aren't alone, but they're not from power space
Couldn't even bother to proof read
after 2020 this lady got relocated and only does bird sciences now
FPWSP
First Post Worst Schizo Post
mermiggers tongue my anoos
Anon Babble
quit shitting up the board worse than it already is faggot.
be me
see mermaid post
CTRL + F "Enoch"
someone mentions it
nice
1pbtid
Of course they're real
What if global warming is being caused by the underwater industrialization of the mermaids and not by mankind.
nigger showing nigger video about niggermaid on nigstagram
omg check this out Anon Babble
lol fucking Namor and shit lol
Fucking goofy Aquaman ass looking motherfuckers lol
Fake and Gay
What about merMEN?!
Weird thread but can confirm
As someone who routinely fishes off of Alaska and British Columbia for work, I have seen “women” with white pearly/pink skin and slimy arms coming out of gapes in rocks. Trying not to be goofy but the “rocks” sort of remind me of vaginas. The holes are definitely biological and the “mermaids” only come out half way like a snail to reach around. Not sure what they’re trying to touch.
They seem less intelligent and slow moving. Their faces are hard to descern above the water but they’re a bit more featureless than ours. They don’t show any emotions and their puffy eyes remind me of Down syndrome people. The way they sway and reach around the sea floor with the tide/waves reminds me of crinoids a little. It’s almost like they’re blind and feeling for food, or like they’re dying. Very much pale like how you might imagine a waterlogged carcass
They go in and out of the fleshy crevasse pretty slowly. Have only seen them four times but they’re definitely frighten me and I leave to shore every time.
Not sure if anyone knows where prince Rupert is but that’s the area I try to avoid now because of them . Can answer any questions people might have
Can answer any questions people might have
fucking hell I don't know where to start, tell me more about the cave-ginas I guess
Namor comin'. Wakandans watch out!
If you think a roastie's nasty cunt smells like tuna fish imagine what mermaid cunt smells like....
Come back with an actual picture or clear video recording. Faggot.
Valhalla is real, source my hairy asshole.
It looks like the fleshy part of a mussel when it doesn’t go in the shell. Like vagina lips. It’s the easiest thing to discern because the lips flow from the side of the boulder things. They’re very white and pink like uncooked chicken
And they're big enough for a person sized thing to swim into? Do you have any pictures of these things? Do other sailors know about them?
My captain was the one that pointed the first one out to me. I didn’t know what to look for until he showed me. At first we thought it was someone who had died and got stuck underwater, but they’re very much alive. They have very long white hair but you can see them turn their heads every so often. Plus they go in and out of their homes. I don’t have any photos because I’m not allowed my phone on deck.
The holes they go in and out of are big enough for them to curl back into like a snail or something.
Once I knew what to look for I started seeing them more, but they’re definitely make me very uncomfortable. They’re the reason I post here and on Anon Babble. I have a lot of time struggling between questioning authority and being reasonable now.
I forgot to mention one was a “redhead” but the others had blonde/blue hair. It’s hard to tell because of the murk
So they never actually leave the cave things? Literally peeking out like a seasnail? Maybe the cave is the mouth.
Blue as in the colour of the water, not as in they had actual blue hair. It’s very much white. Sorry for the corrections
Unless I can fuck the mermaids I don't care.
The rocks they’re in seem to be connected somehow. They’re normal rocks except for the opening. Usually with algae or sea grass on top. The last one I seen last year in September has some Dungeness crab (I was picking up a crab trap) around it and it didn’t seem to be bugging the “mermaid”
I used to be really against the idea of the supernatural and never brought this up to anyone. The captain of my ship also never talked to me about it again. I tried before and all he said was “I see the strangest things sometimes. I once saw something swimming through the tide that looked like a black ribbon”. But I think he was just talking about a sea slug/hare
Then fuck you chud
Vidrel was Kermit the frog taking a swim. Miss Piggy was filming, no doubt.
black ribbon
man I had to go look for this thing now, never got anything close to an explanation for it
Ok, keep me posted.
That’s a black cone jelly. We have “gooseberry jellyfish” near the surface of the water like this that a very tiny.
There’s definitely some weird stuff the closer you get to the US, but except for those things I seen the water here is pretty boring
Crabs, fish, seals, wolf eel, a few kinds of starfish, some whales and giant octopus near Alaska
that wasn't the first post you god damn retarded faggot leaf stupid son of a whore retard nigger leaf fuck