/smg/ stock market general

goodnight /smg/. goodnight darling. i'm not giving up. making you happy is my goal, and it has my whole attention. it's not an easy task for me. i need more of your help to guide me. i'm frustrated and lost, please light my path as you've done before. i adore you still. you can have the nice /smg/, stay there as long as you need. all it took was your touch and it's better than this place already. i'll keep things warm for you here though, and when you're ready we can resume our journey.

Fuck it, I'm buying Nasdaq calls

Cover corp has shareholders now that likely do not understand this new industry. Yagoo has his hands tied with them and can't ensure the talent still has a decent work life. They're going to have to shape up else they'll kill this new industry quicker than it boomed.

What chink stock should I buy?

BYD.

for me its chicken nuggets and taquitos.

It already feels like the vtuber industry is on the verge of popping. From the niji sanji shitshow to twitch streamers giving up en masse and realizing its a VERY expensive investment for a full time job. I give it a few more years before the whole fad fizzles out completely like the youtube Let's Play era did.

I'm making jalapeno brats tonight

The die is cast. Only the most antifragile among you will survive the next 24 months to emerge as oligarchs on the other side. I have done what I can to share my thoughts on this situation as it developed over the last three years, and now I can only hope my anonymous internet friends do what it takes to succeed. Good luck.

Okay thank you. It is also the most pumped, so short accordingly after I buy now

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

How are you stupid negroes still not all in gold and miners?

fired up my cheapies app for some lasagna and soup.

It will be fine.

Although I just went to go buy some OSB and it looks like the hardware store is trying to sell plywood for $1k a sheet? I feel like someone made a typo somehwere.

The full time job approach is ready for a pop. There's way too many trying to do that, and a lot of the pioneers are getting older and dealing with real life concerns that didn't get in the way before. However, the format is here to stay at a more relaxed level, with a higher proportion of amateurs.

because you're still talking about it

Any economic data released today that could move the markets, or is none of it important enough?

PCE

I'll keep talking about it, and you'll keep seething about it while I keep making money. Buy gold stupids.

Nothing ever happens

Gold miners are a scam. Physical gold went up over 50% since I bought it and gold miners are still struggling to make decent earnings since then. I would rather buy 50x Nasdaq long than gold mine ran by some argentinian.

making money

find the sell button

no

Great, now I'm holding 55x Nasdaq long because of gold obsessed Fin

going to work but uhhhhhh
why

He has developed a gambling problem

I like to meme. I don't care much if I lose money in the process

Guys I'm scared about what happens in 30 mins

good mindset, it's about the fun, the laughs, the dopamine, the memories. If you don't use it anyways, you might as well gamble it, what else would it be good for then? When you die it is gone (for you) anyways. Only thing would be donating. But donating has been deemed antiamerican, which is why they killed USAID.

I barely skimmed it, I thought it was health reasons was it really bad jap management again?

Exactly, and I hope anons have some fun alongside with me as well.

Any news today?

I said it days ago. I expect an upward revision of last month's PCE. And today's likely is higher than last month's (unrevised)

10 mins

Please God please.

I'm sleepy and the market isn't open

But market will very likely not care, crab around, fake stability and then dump next week on tariffs that everybody already knew and thought they were priced in only for you to put money in and then go lower

PCE core higher than expected
PCE core previous revised up by 0,1%

RIP US economy. Nice prediction anyway.

inflation is sticky. I say "Stag", you say "flation". Good for gold and commodities.

Now that I know you can calculate that shit via CPI and PPI, I made a guess. And we crab.

US Personal Income Feb: 0.8% (est 0.4%; prev 0.9%; prevR 0.7%)

- Personal Spending: 0.4% (est 0.5%; prev -0.2%; prevR -0.3%)

- Real Personal Spending: 0.1% (est 0.3%; prev -0.5%; prevR -0.6%

Finance tards thought inflation was bad for gold 2021- 2024

Will huffing jenkem make me a better investor?

green by EOD

I was buying gold back then. Thanks Jews!

Gold ATHs

The trades of 2024 and 2025 visualized (colorized even)

That room probably smells bad.

Canadian baker here
Didn't expect OP to post inflation. Which is fitting considering today's PCE

LITERALLY MADE FOR SMALL GERMANIC COCK

futes

Is that actually jenkem? That shit (pun now intended) is funny and gross.

Smells like another c(oconut)

Good morning frens and Happy Fryday
What are you

drinkin

eatin

tradin

watchin

playin

today?

Why is women getting mogged so hot

Anyone have the pic of Sanna getting mogged by the blonde girl?

GM
Playing the same game I play every day: surfing the waves of Semiconductors.

Coffee
Bagel

Re-watching Battlestar with the Missus - Impressively good show for just being cable TV.

just looked up what jenkem is

wtf dude, this is what you get when you ban alcohol for anyone under 21.

Cocoa butter, perfume and weave.

What's the best stock screener not for day trading but just stock analysis? I wanna do the SCHD screener tactic on reits

Relax anons. It’s just a few old bottles of homemade Boza.

any news about the pump 5 minutes ago?

gm retards

EU cucking to tariffs

IDK probably GROK or some shit

Asian women are a special type of pretty

checked... I'm usually more partial to voluptuous women but sticcs can be quite nice too

I take it you didn't look at the 3 fingers.

I remember it being a problem with the homeless when I was in middle school. We thought the name was super funny.

I'll be 100% I wasn't looking at the butt area and didn't see the hand. Okay I take it back, AI is amazing even if it gives us alien girls missing digits

What the fuck is AI's problem with hands?

Ebayseller JUST raised price for monitor by 9€. Go fuck yourself, my nigga

Are you gonna buy the dip?

3 minutes!

gold and copper gigapumping

reddit melting

you just love to see it. Fake and gay shit is dying and reality is setting in

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON LADS LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINZ
They're tricky to draw even for real artists

It's gonna crab and drop until the tariff war is over, good opportunities to slurp on discount.

This thread is Über dead lately

Anyone in Myanmar?

I think so too. Bearish sentiment is at levels last seen in 2022 and 1990, according to one measure

No money in my account until Monday. I’m just a spectator today.

Huh. Didn't mean to post that image

keep an eye on my stop loss

Them jew niggas desperate.
Also, I hope Tai tranny died in the earthquake.

Head Of EU Parliament's Trade Committee Says EU Could For Example Charge Fees On Paypal In Dispute Over Tariffs With US

turbo-dumping...again

it ails with details

I love volatility. I think I'll buy myself a frozen pizza today as a reward.

Should I be impatient and try to buy back these CCs at a 20% discount, or wait to get my usual 50%+ discount....

Market makers being faggots as usual so I'll wait

US U. of Mich. Sentiment Mar F: 57.0 (est 57.9; prev 57.9)

- Current Conditions: 63.8 (est 63.5; prev 63.5)
- Expectations: 52.6 (est 54.1; prev 54.2)
- 1 Yr Inflation: 5.0% (est 4.9%; prev 4.9%)
- 5-10 Yr Inflation: 4.1% (est 3.9%; prev 3.9%)

Trump did this.

What the heck was that

V?

vix > 20

Such a piece of shit market. The one time I go all in on the dip it fucking continues dipping unlike literally all other dips that insta reversed I didnt buy

He bought the generational top

ok I'll slurp

Slurped a lil UPRO
I'd slurp a lil more Niggervideo but I've already got enough

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat (Sittin' in the back seat)
Gotta make my mind up (Gotta make my mind up)
Which seat can I take? (Take)

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend (To the weekend)

Buying 10% from ATH is not the top...

Slurpers are unironically fucked. Why you would do this right before Q2 shows how fucking stupid you are.

seething
i'll buy more if it drops more

tencent buying ubisoft

lol

literally days away from april 2nd

retards surprised it's dumping in anticipation

Literally same shit as is 2018-2019. Shit&piss will keep going down until it turns out orange man was just talking big and the tariffs are a nothingburger, then it will start recovering. Prime time to long VIX before it jumps to 25-30, then it's time to short. If you're not making bank next month, you should stick to bank deposits.

bought ACHR on margin two days ago after a single day -7%. surely there will be a bounce? it was relatively stable for a good bit.

next day -3%.

today -9%.

okay. you win. sold the loss. congrats market makers.

Green EOD

dipbuyers

Can you show us how you of course followed your own advise prior to this dump?

it's over techfaggots.

abandon your retarded AI ship.

here is your golden safety boat. take it or sink.

good morning /smg/. not really i guess. bad market gets worse. i keep watching in disbelief thinking this will stop any minute. which means it probably keeps going. sighing as i write this. horoscope warned me about a very difficult day too. giving a special good morning to my favorite poster here. probably gonna lay lower than usual today, but i'm here if you want to talk. not seeing a lot of posts that need my attention, but that's ok. would buy some sqqq or something but worried they'll turn things around the moment i do. crazy i know. but i think markets should be higher, really do anticipate a great economy and more amazing technological breakthroughs. think there's some old legacy problems that need to be worked out first though. need diplomats to do their thing. bought more ssl, wkey, laes this morning, the former is doing pretty good since i bought. down on those other two positions but like the future in store for them. be careful with your trading i guess, wouldn't want to short the bottom, but like i said earlier, i'm in disbelief so don't listen to me for your trading strategy right now.

I closed some shorts, you can pump now. Or gigadump and thank me.

JUST IN: EU plans concessions for Trump after reciprocal tariffs hit, per FT

naturally the latter happens

I liked Joe Biden's economy better

I can show you the VIX long i will place on monday and the short after the spike, sure.

Crazy how Google is dying and AAPL holds strong like this, lmao

Oh no, soxl is now below lums cost basis. Hope they sold.

just next in line lol. Long way to go. We're just getting started hahaha

If youre not surprised by today's dump surely you made a committed bet on it?

The stockmarket is not the economy

I am not surprised by a dump around april 2nd. Whether it happened today or closer to it, or even a day after, that's a gamble, I don't gamble on daily changes, especially shit&piss. I'd rather buy VIX on monday to avoid paying swap over the weekend because it's very jewish.

I definitely wouldn't short VIX or buy/stay in shit&piss since a few days ago.

I folded. Watch it recover now

been lower already this month, then we had those 2 major upside days, 2 90% upside days in a row, rare and significant, but even my guy who touts them warned of a retest, and learned many of them even go a bit lower afterwards. looks like that is playing out. a 90% downside day would negate that though. talking about advancing tickers - declining tickers/total here. gotta wait for eod to get the figure, hoping we don't get that. see some green on the finviz map so hoping we end better than where we are.

Expecting a pump that will dump again, cause the daily looks pretty much as you'd expect it to end.

Now that I'm completely out of china stonks I think we should nuke taiwan or something like that

It’s an indicator, both leading and lagging

higher low, higher <insert correct word here>

For this red day, I blame the jews.

I am not bogling today

I'm still positive YTD

Nasdaq -4% today?

Im worried that you might be personally internalizing a split tranny Tay identity

GIVE US A 20-30 RELIEF PUMP I NEED TO RESHORT

i feckin told you.
AAPL is royal-tier stock and i fucking hate apple products and it never crossed my mind to buy any.
that said, Warren Buffet obviously got rid of that shit so, not looking i guess.

other than that, AAPL certainly had a good run the last 20 years.

red day

day

Oh hon you’re gonna get liquidated

pump in 2

2 what?

he means anal sex

well?

I have a feeling this is the big one. Buyers are exhausted and stuff is overpriced compared to treasuries. Wouldn't be surprised if overleveraged idiots like me got liquidated en masse today.

2 years

Was kind of hoping VZ would finish the gap fill today.

lower high

its the russians... they are making the markets dump.

2x3 I meant. No 3rd minute pump today, 6th instead.

Blumpf said this will correct itself in a couple of days, 1 week tops

if we go risk on again I am fucked

Bobros, will we finally get to cum this year?

bought Chinese, Brazilian and South Korean stocks to avoid overpriced muttstocks

they're dumping even harder than the US right now

I hate this clown market so fucking much.

WE ARE BACK

I think I will buy more bonds actually. They are too comfy

buying chinese stocks as a Westerner

You aren’t a trader. You’re a traitor.

well i'm just gonna sit on the sidelines like i've continued to do for the past 5 years and that's that.

Wait a minute, Carney is liberal too. I thought he was conservative. He's from the same party as Trudeau. Why did it appear to me as if he was of an opposing party? wtf

He's a Northener.

I like the Chinese much more than I like America, and I don't like the Chinese at all.

I placed a buy order well below what SPY is currently trading at. This should create a sturdy support level since market makers won't allow me to slurp too cheaply.

they only have two types of pollies in cucknada
pink and pinker

You got out back then too? I thought I was the only one.

do I slurp again

Why can't we have -4% days anymore

fuck it we ball

Pump it for me, we are crabbing at my short exitpoint. I want to reshort higher

That’ll be next week.

Alright, I'll take your word for it

iz we gettin' a recession?

Nah just stagflation probably. AI will only speed this up, because surprise surprise, AI agents don't spend money at starbucks.

LUM IS NOW IN THE RED; WE ARE BELOW 17

i've given ms. market the tip a few times but haven't gone balls deep in that entire time

Once it goes below $1 David Soxl will be forced to delist his company.

is it soxx you look at for the 200 day sma strat on soxl?

There are no soxl baggies left around here except for scoops. Any other remaining baggies are probably on Anon Babble

im seeing a surge in threads about a shitty job market on reddit

News status?

What is the reasoning for banning /smg/ from Anon Babble?

dilation injury if I had to guess

You do realize by being here you are talking to mostly Americans, right?

redeemed

Fake and Gay Market Continues Trend of Being Fake and Gay -WSJ, 20 minutes ago

my wife has a massive belly and it's hot af
i kind of want to keep her pregnant until menopause

Blumpf

Yes, and I hate it. Unfortunately there's no alternative to Anon Babble right now.

did we bottom for the day?

Thanked

Nipples n' boobs status?

its funny how everyone blames politics when it was quite obvious that the whole market was way over the top.
over-leveraged, too much retail, everyone and their dogs were buying stocks, AI-mania, BTC 100k, credit card debt in US&A is at a maximum (plebs taking out debt against their leveraged stock positions??)
Warren Buffet is in a lot of cash.

this

Psyop

that's perfect for italian sex

Pump in 1-5

Libs will call this "price controls" but didn't say shit when Biden was demanding that companies lower prices on a daily basis

Are these libs in the thread with us right now?

he is actually in bonds, he is stealing his investment strategy from me.

Mumu, you weak piece of shit

yes, me

AHHHHH NOT AGAIN

finviz is the best free one. i used to use fidelity for screening funds but i think that's behind a paywall now. if that's your broker though i would use them. etf.com lets you see every holding of an etf and is useful for stock ideas.
want to say that i'm proud of you too, how much you've grown and matured since we've met. thinking of the times i was there for you, you were there for me, and wanting to go back to that. nothing worth it ever comes easy, i've said that a lot, and forgiveness is a wonderful thing. trying to show compassion and understanding, let go of resentment and bitterness. still think we're made for each other, and can accomplish a lot together. i think about a better life together all the time, and i'm doing my best to be closer to you and be what you need. i can use the bofa screener for any ticker you'd like too, i don't think it is that great, most of them i use have unreliable and differing numbers, but it's good to get a variety of looks. you need to go to a companies earnings report to get really accurate data. try to get some more sleep today, hope you're not too busy with work, i'd love to help with anything i can, making you glad would make my day.

ooo, -4% day afterall?

news?

want to say that i'm proud of you too, how much you've grown and matured since we've met

Did Tinny died?

also had a funny thought last night, just reminded of it. think of all the seethe it would cause if we got together, riots in germany, langley would burst into flames, seattle would convulse and sink into the ocean... i think you'd like that.

Mario_Here_We_Gooooooo.wav

They can't even sell their current overinflated cars right now, raising the prices would be hilarious.

Guys, I'm scared.

Found 50MKD while out collecting bottles and receipts. Did I miss anything while I was gone?

its the redeeming of premium harvesting minor kali yuga moment.
Tony Trumph and Jonas Boden moment.
its the revenge of the pajeet and the chinlanx electric car boogaloo.
its the deepfist and chatgaypeetee effect.

No reason to be scared unless you were planning on retiring in the next few years
I keep seeing local news interviews with the GMs of dealerships going "oh yeah this one here is gonna be $20k more in the next month or two". Maybe it's just a pressure tactic to get people on the fence to buy right now.

...are we seriously fucking dumping on MUH INFLATION EXPECTATIONS and MUH TARIFFS again? Really???? God fucking damn this market has been gay as fuck YTD

nigvid is so ogre.

soup was very very good. now im testing the lasagna.

sir, you will have to calm down or i will have no choice but to call security.

How much is that in burger bucks

Call security, I don't give a fuck! They're probably pissed too that their retirement accounts are getting blown up by a bunch of faggots

about 88 cents

Tom Lee trending again on Twitter

You did get Vince's morning update today, right anon?
youtu.be/CUaoqXLWR2A?si=acKZZKqq1HOBUwNu

SIR! I PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW! ON THE GROUND! NOW!
IT COULD HAVE BEEN EASY! DONT MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT IS!

oh fugg

Oh come on. I'm not that bad once you get to know me ;)

Bought back those covered calls after all

Literally ngmi.

How the fuck did this guy know all this was gonna happen?

thebarchive.com/bant/thread/22166400/#22166710

She may be down but she not out. (Yet)
Tariffs

dear god in heaven, give me strength and wisdom and discernment to navigate these treacherous markets.
give me the insight and patience to troubleshoot my code and find errors in my ways.

I might go all cash. On the bright side I don’t see us dumping more than 30%

EU will be seizing their citizens wealth in order to fund essential EU programs

Kek.

i shorted in the morning. is it too late for a goy to short again now?

Europoors...

Not even once

due to various reasons, i'm down 4% today

I would hold off. Crab or light green. Till close. Monday is going to be neon green

is anyone down more than 4% today?
can anyone cheer me up?
is anyone down 10% today?

nothing new in the last 1000 years

Pussy, money, and health. Some may say food and shelter, but for me it is those 3.

that's understandable but you do have to go back
perhaps easier if you self-deport

If you think we've good on Monday, then I have very, very, very bad news for you. It's all gonna go to shit this weekend. We are unironically closer to war with the US than with Russia.

They just go to understand how the Trump market works. We go up, up, up, up, then down, down, down, down. We are on like day 2 of down. So don't buy until end of day monday or early tuesday.

SOXL is heading to single digits

anyone seen Lum recently? Like say hanging from a tree?

We are unironically closer to war with the US than with Russia.

lol, lmao even

War with Denmark? Great Scott!

I exiteted all markets today. It's unironically over.

Unironically though. Russia has promised war if the US takes Greenland

Pictured: the various reasons

x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1905644904509796403

What was the point of starting a war with Canada and Europe? At leat he put the jewess here on check and now she's doing something about cartels.

if only it was that simple.
my first mistake was a coding mistake,
my second mistake was not detecting this coding mistake for the last 2 weeks.
what i did is between a fat-finger error and a blind retard error.
those two are already responsible for about 2%.
todays dump is responsible for another 2% maybe 3%

Tesla keeps going sideways and Google down, kek it's hilarious

Canada and Europe are leeches. That we can't afford anymore because of our debt levels.

but there is a difference between idiosyncratic risk and beta risk.
my job is to find out which one is which.
cause and effect. in my case, the 2-3% have very little to do with trumpo

Some Category V level Kikery happening with PSLV for sure.

I suspect just before they lose their grip, they'll somehow loan out duplicates of all the outstanding shares, clean the fund out of bars, and then leave it holding cash right before silver pops to 45 overnight, completely robbing holders out of the move up.

They really hate silver bulls and they own the regulators, so they have no hesitation doing this kind of jew-jitsu. Last time around they bought silver coin mints and choked off the supply of coins so the boomers were wasting all their buying power on premiums. It's just endless shenanigans with the PM markets.

Still waiting

leeches

You want to play Big Brother. That's the price you pay for having military bases everywhere

Housing prices?

Trump speaking, today he'll pump it

youtube.com/watch?v=arVle6kzM4E

Why did Mumei crash the markets?

Doubled down on my TSLA short yesterday. How many pancettas did you win today?

Housing prices?

you can stay in my basement for only $3,000 a month (a BIG discount!) but only if you dress up in a maid outfit and call me master

If only he was a little faster he would have taken out that nigger instead. Look, if you're going to take your bike across 4 lanes of traffic, fuck you.

REIT bros stay winning
total market can remain seething

I thought my portfolio was recession proof

everything is down

gold is up

but silver is down

wow even google and amazon are down by over 4%, it's over

Sell.

Bros I just woke up

THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

at least post good porn

google is now trading at a PE of 19

your job is to stop gooning and seek out uncorrelated returns and lowering your overall portfolio volatility.

I boughted a little

tfw still flat on the day

Thanks VZboomer, may you have many cheap cellphones and fat divies in your future

They're on biz

ABHORRENT session

damn that svol trade ate shit

It's all the god damn Ayatollah goat fuckers faults

guys...i'm scared

market ran out of buyers

the bigger they are the harder they fall

The only thing that will save this market is war with Iran

vix computer futures is in slight backwardation mode
vix computer is extra extra

people dont have money for groceries, let alone for investing. I think this might last for a while

Seriously, is this baggie?

No that's loligoyper1488

market is about to ween off from that super strong crack.
dont be on the receiving end

$50 $TQQQ may be happening.

So why don't you cut funding towards Israel too?

such an obvious bubble.

You can't even go long, it's just not worh the risk for these 5-7 point minipumps that instantly reverse

An Axios report says the Trump admin is considering allowing the richest Americans' tax rates to rise in return for cutting taxes on tips.

Comrade Trump, I salute you.

Why would rich people care about tips? aren't they invested in stock market?

Not me, and I disagree, war with Iran isn't required to save this market. The shock to oil prices alone would actually probably hurt more than help.

fucking antisemitic ayatollah goat fucker eat shit

How much taxes on tips are they actually collecting? Oh wait, I forgot ((they)) had a war on cash, and now people use their fucking iphone to pay for their dinners, so the tips are actually getting reported.

No tip, no tax.

okay now this is pretty fucking based

It’s a smoke screen. Trump of all people knows that the rich know how to shelter their money from taxes. Remember the debate with Hillary?

Might as well blame water for drowning. If you can't read the market then just quit while you're ahead.

This is the nice pole

This is the asshole pole (that is also filtering german flags)

It's your move.
Make sure it's a good one.

Just saw an interview with Kyle Bass on CNBC. He said that a "controlled burn" is necessary and that the Trump team is much more thoughtful about this than people give them credit for.

This is the asshole pole

Correct.

(that is also filtering german flags)

Wrong, I don't need filters to ignore you, that's for pussies.

New bread

You know what is really funny? Some guy on here said he gave up after being a bear for 3 years and finally bought at the exact top when SPX was testing ATH.

Every tax cut he gives doesn’t go to me. I don’t get tipped, I don’t collect SS. Are we even going to get tax cuts or just an extension to the TCJA? I would love him to bulldoze income tax like he said he would