/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #457

It was for immunity.

Peter's after/before transformation

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colleen would never

claire podcast

y

Me running into Claire on the street

support your local petite discreet angelic Russian sex worker

Season 4 needs some horror elements

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yeah i'm thinkin it's an ella thread

Can someone explain how you're supposed to relax at the end of a day? I work all day but when it's time to stop, I don't know what to do with myself. I just end up staring at these threads which I don't even enjoy.

is eight fish a good amount?

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Jimmy should run around with vampire teeth and a black cape
Classic style

open /ftl/ and start fighting with people
that's what I usually do

Ella Onlyfans
Would u sub

they keep trying and just abandoning them. i only watched a week in the middle of season 3 but there was a secret room full of mannequins or something that jet just abandoned?

the two taken slots are burt and greg of course
greg it up! let's burt off! hell yeah fishtank rules

Wait what is that really his girl?
Abi was gooned and discarded that quickly? Must have bad breath from that yellow tooth. Kills the mood when trying to make out.

wosie

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season 1 gets a pass because they had no idea what they were doing but we know now that only 8 fish for 42 days is completely unsustainable. shit gets stale quick, s1 and 2 both had the problem of the show grinding to a halt at the final 4 for weeks. guaranteed they get a dropout or two by the end of the first week as well. it consistently amazes me that these wiggers refuse to think anything through or learn from any of their mistakes.

It's actually kinda fun desu

*** WARNING WARNING ***

DO NOT FILTER CLAUS OR HE WILL CASH APP CRYO TO SPAM HIS COCK

*** WARNING WARNING ***

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
CHOOSE YOUR NEW ACTIONS WISELY

stop flag hopping

I do what I want.

Half the anons that post here could disappear into the woods tomorrow and no one would notice

You doing okay Klaus-kun? I'm getting hits of sadness/ennui from this post

nah I'm just sayin' it doesn't matter what people say or do we don't actually know each other like if I died no one would even know they'd still be in the binx thread yelling FUCK U KLAUS at random anons

like if I died no one would even know

I'd know, Klaus
I'd know. :)

"faded blues turn to pastels like a tattoo"

the lovely ms. ella

Getting only halfway through s2 and already down to 4 was such a royal fuck up, especially with one of them being Trish

why does she want me to look up her skirt

(((((っ-_-)っ

everyone who showed up irl is a flop

All the streamstars were flops

Jet and Friends are all hoping for some famous person to contact them

S4 lookin' like a fucking BUST

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it's her thing

She was really nice to me :/

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only one man can save s4

yeah

too risky

What do you get off to sexually

you don't wanna know

Remember when TJ challenged goran to a boxing match and he sent ben instead? faggot ass behaviour

no he challenged Ben

Jet literally said "never ring the bell on me again"

Wasn't it Tai who rang the bell because Ben stole his chips and didn't give him a drink

yeah tai challenged ben the rapper to a rap battle and he changed it to boxing

Ben was rusty, he only makes beats on a secret SoundCloud account now

Oh uh MANDELA EFFECT

ur obsession with wanting 2 hate Jet has made you misremember key moments

he said no more beefs with production right?

i miss this

Do they even take us Eurofags on the show?

Disappears for two weeks and gets caught posting proof of cheating on Isaac with a strange, probably Jewish Twitter fag.

Deflects on /ftl/ and points fingers at a "Bella" who may or may not live in the PNW and has given no indication she went to a concert.

Comes back with no warning to play the most pozzed Sims game to date.

Answers no questions about the controversy.

How do you all just let Claire get away with her deplorable behavior?

Remember when Tayleigh rang the bell on TJ
Did she think she was actually gonna win

God and anime was no match for the spirit of the Midwest

even worse when u realize she rung the bell on frank, and TJ was his replacement

makes me wonder though how many times did Tay assault Clayton or cock buddy
maybe she thought because they didn't want to fight back that she kicked their ass or something

she is fucked up looking and weird so i don’t care

should have just stabbed him with the scissors like she said she would

We need to be making more mouth fetish content

Fr fuck Claire someone post Kelly or Mia

Mia says "like" about every fifth word. Guess it runs in the family.

TJ rang the bell on her but Sam took Tayleigh away and told her to box him, so when she came downstairs she challenged TJ to box
The real question is why did Sam think she had any chance? He was rooting for her during the fight

it ain't my business
Isaac should probably lock her up in a cage doh

is there any footage of Kelly
She has really nice legs

I don't think he was actually rooting for her anon he knows girls can't fight

He thought it’d be funny to watch a woman get beaten after deluding her into thinking she had a chance (he was right)

Sam was crazy during season 1 and 2 he's lucky no one tried to sue him for concussions or broken ribs or whatever happened when tj had to go to the hospital with bexual

Because TJ doesnt know how to punch, he barely landed any hits in any of his foghts except for this one

Rewatch the clip he was clearly in her corner, he was cheering her on whenever she'd land a clean hit. He also called the fight "even" later on so definitely thought she had a shot

This was after Tayleigh started acting like a cunt to TJ for no reason right? Built up rage let him lock in.

He gets more unhinged every season, that one day in bitchtank was probably the worst

beat you for 20 minutes straight challenge

have my employee molest your belly and let me put my fingers in your mouth challenge

Anyone remember what was going on with them? I remember people saying she started treating him better after the fight

lol yea he's weird about touching women and inspecting their mouths

I guess that's what they signed up for (on bitchtank at least gj Letty Ghislanie Maxwell)

does anyone remember if he did anything weird to the token black chick
I don't remember her having to endure any humiliation rituals

I remember people saying she started treating him better after the fight

classic bpd gf behavior lmao

rat from bitchtank fell on hard times

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idk if Sam did anything but Hayley said nigger in front of her like 20 times

that's momma rat
kek Haley gave zero fucks
she kept trying to brawl with shadi and she would tossed aside every time

seattle

fishtank extended universe really did devolve into twin peaks

Do you think her and Anna ever smooshed girl weiner together?

After seeing the kind of force Shadi can generate I don’t think there’s ever been a female contestant that could go toe to toe with her.

Dasha loves incels she wants you to live
Never kill yourself you 5ive me? -Dasha

a hunned percent b

i woke up this morning with a chipped tooth. now i can tell chicks i got it in a fight

Suicide is for custers -Dasha

were you wasted last night

Why hate on Jet? He's like our cool big brother who gives us advice and looks out for us.

She got weird and insecure about people thinking she liked him/he liked her and decided to act like an elementary schooler embarrassed about her crush. That plus she thinks she needs to take down others to make herself look cooler to whoever she’s trying to impress, in s2’s case it was Sam and the audience.

he's like our little shit brother that sold mom's rings to buy crack and keeps getting duis

he's a stupid dumb idiot who sucks

how could i not be? they announced lagiacrus. also I'm wasted now since they announced Tomodachi Life 2

everything bad people say about jet is correct, but it's missing the forest for the trees

raise your hand if you want thomas 2 stay

2 time champion

Reads in his spare time

Handsome

TJ literally can't lose.

I find that if I don't close the tab on this thread before I go to sleep I have the most disturbingly violent and depressing dreams I've ever experienced.

Do you think TJ could've won S1 or S3?

yes

no

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"season" 3 was not winnable for anyone

FishTankLive is cursed
Bad energy all around
That's why we fight so much

big brother

How old are you bro

Yes. I'm convinced he could three-peat the main seasons, kill the Duke during blood games, and somehow win Bitchtank. Pic related.

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I forgot everyone itt is either 30 or underage

if zoomers/gen A think jet is cooled then humanity is doomed

allegedly during his "i am tayleight's biggest fan" norway told q to relay to the boys that he's going by Zech and they should call him as such. Was a nickname he was trying to get over. Apparently Brazil anon laughed in his face about it and nobody called him Zech and he was seething.

*cool

Norway is benleaks on a vpn

I have leaked the "banned fishtank dungeons game" files, if you all remember this game from just after the end of S3 at basically the same time Jimmy Craft was being release a well known fruitcake in the community was promoting a game "FishtankDungeons.com" and then for some reason it was randomly taken down and replaced with some schizo rant about being a vet named "fartstein". Since then no one has been able to recover the game files until now.

Playable here: fishyhotel.com/fishtankdungeons

Here are the game files, the password is: samhyde
multiup.io/e05dcc9d4625a6339824ce1013b11950

It's a pretty well made and cool game but you need to host it on a website to play it as it cant be run locally unless you host a local web server.

If anyone can host mirror that would be cool, let's try and make sure this game never disappears on us again!

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Or at least one of his discord groomers
They tried to turn him trans but his mom won't pay for the HRT

also the anon that won't post voice is probably frank hassle he gets mad whenever I hate on the wiggers

I need to add $9.63 for free delivery but I've selected everything on my grocery list already. What should I add to my cart???

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sardines

a 10 dollar gift card for cryokeen's mother

waw milk

Done. $8.49 to go

No.

Already got almond milk.

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Fresh fruit

oh nvm

Neat

why tf do you use almond milk

Already got fruit, it's like 80% of my order.

Most overrated Fishtank character

especially with one of them being Trish

Trish was one of the best fish to ever be on this show. The problem fish was Shinji since he gave up in week three.

luke

josie

I'm slowly trying to reduce my consumption of animal products anon.

Almond milk sux but it lasts longer

why? thats horrible

you care for animals but not cryokeen, the biggest animal of them all

Cole by far

cryo is like one of those manatees that gets caught on a propeller

luke, tj or josie

TJ

jimmy, he only has 2 good moments and people outside of /ftl/ treat him like a fishtank god

Most overrated Fishtank character is Claire by far

nobody outside of /ftl/ even talks about bitchtank

idk she's a close 2nd I guess
She had a few funny moments unlike Josie who was nontent
Her fans just wanted to goon her and groom her

nobody outside of /ftl/ talks about fishtank

Josie

Fuck it, I just bought $9 worth of avocados and sardines

It's time to try something new? I dunno, I've been doing it for several months now.

we need to take a boat to cryo Island to so we can find him and tag his ear

Remember tag and release
We can't bring him home with us

Josie's not overrated its just that every s1 fish was literally astroturfed

sam

did you guys know scott sullivan was one of the original animorphs

being overrated is his gimmick

I second Cole. He didn't flex his privilege on the other S2 contestants as much as he should have, he quit the show, and he abandoned his fans after two or three mostly well-liked streams.

I remember reading those books as a kid but I don't remember anything about them

solid answer

All of them, they're all deplorable

oh come on

It's obviously Burt you fucking retards

yea but at least he put in effort
Even if it was lame and gay

did jon finally gave up?
seems like getting cancelled by frank, skippy, mara, pedro and the 40 fags finally destroyed his reputation

#1 Claire
#2 Luke

at least she carried tho, unlike Voldemort (tj)

Can we just not tonight with the negativity about there being 8 contestants? We need to listen to production, they're the professionals here.

What happened to Jon? Last I heard he was just moving to California.

wow i like those two

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no one mentions Letty or Betty

looks like they win again

major sneak

Hello everypony YAYAYAYAYAYA

Who's the most reddit of the S2 cast? Is it Shinji? S3 is too easy, and S1 is obvious.

Shinji for sure

Cole, just nonstop pandering to the camera.

but cole was literally us

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any of the season 2 men except brian.

Betty is hated by half the fanbase
And Letty deserves her spot at the top

inb4 Josie won

she only won the battle
Letty is winning the war

I mean...
He was literally called Reddit Jimmy

Also if you self insert as Cole or TJ you need to touch grass

The other half loves her though.

whats wrong with self inserting as cole?

this but also Jimmy

I haven't done it in awhile, but sometimes I would imagine actually being Cole, living a great upper middle-class life, having connections, a nice supportive family, etc. He actually visited Anon Babble like us, acted like us, was like one of us, except he grew up in a much better life. His jokes were always on point, and he had great taste in general. He's going places.

cole had a hard life

im more upper middle class than cole

I haven't done it in awhile, but sometimes I would imagine actually being Mauro, living a shitty fat gay Mexican life, having no connections, a fat Mexican family that has disowned me, etc. He actually ate mayonnaise from the jar like us, was fat like us, was gay like one of us, except he grew up in a much browner life. His jokes were never on point, and he was fat and gay in general. He's not going places (too heavy).

a nice supportive family

his parents are alcoholics and abuse him

He went live today for three minutes and said he's going to be IRL streaming in California and then in Florida. Also told ADL haters to keep cwying bitch baby because he thinks it's funny.

so jon won

if you think claire is overrated then ur genuinely r worded if anything shes underrated, anyways

Has he mentioned how much money he lost? Shadi mentioned they stuck Van with the bill for the house.

letty

Anyone who sticks up for the anti defamation league is a winner in my book.

hi claire

RIP Cole

dude

I love Claire just got off the phone with her

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nobody rates him in these threads

pic

death to palestinians, make some music for jews the heroes for real..

Did you talk at all about the Letty diss track or the management drama at Crumbl Cookies?

if you self insert as any fishtank contestant, you need to touch grass

i self insert as delaney

I hate how "parasocial" is such a bad word now. Ten years ago, it was just called being a fan of a celebrity. Now it's a "problematic parasocial relationship that needs to stop" and people online judge you for it. It's even bleeding into these threads..

All I wanna do
Is have some fun
I gotta feeling
I'm not the only one

being a fan is making a point to see movies an actor is in or read books by an author. it's not posting pictures of the person over and over in niche internet forums while debating their personal lives

i like letty, i hope to see her again in fishtank

vs

here's lettys daily outfit and i want to rape her and also she's mogging everyone ect ect

vs she sucks

You don't spend your free time making Muppet versions of the fish? I think you're missing out on part of the experience anon.

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PoV SoV Fishgirl horror

Was there ever a full video or just this outro? It's so cool and really has stuck in my head for 9 years now

Good question. I think they've mentioned a lot of the footage they shot was lost/abandoned or something. I mean it read it here so who knows if it's true. Personally though, I always identified more with football hero Charls.

surfing ape theory

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It's all Sam hiring shills to hate on Jet, forever.

MARQUIS, MARQUIS

Which fish can I send dick pics to and them not block me?

and them not block me

you sound like a caveman

dog dick and fries

why did everyone stop posting

it’s alright

Because of your rude behavior earlier. I wont stand for it. Also it's nearly 2:30 a.m.

baboon crashout, she's deleted 4 or 5 posts for some reason

What

All I did was hide my art that was cluttering my page

i think i remember you having 260 as number of posts

who cares nigga

Yeah I put some of my art posts in archive cause I felt it was cluttering

i dont know, she is here, she is violent and has crashouts all the time, i dont feel safe around her

We need to protect fishgirls from Polandanon

Yo shadi you like sardines?

Oh hey Shadi, how's your night/early day going?

we need to be manifesting powtank 2
it could save the yesquad and fishtank

why did everyone stop posting

Letty is streaming her road trip in South Korea, so I have something to watch.
These threads are sort of ruined by a handful of psycho posters that are rude and unfunny and boring.
There's no better punishment for them than to sit in a dead general thread.

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These late night early morning Letty streams have filled the Abi late night early morning stream vacuum pretty nicely.

Yeah I think it's actually going to suck when Letty is back on North American time, been enjoying having something to watch live outside of prime time

I will never hate Cole, he was perfect for fishtank and kept me entertained. Sad to know we'll probably never get him back. But honestly, maybe that's for his own good. I haven't heard anything positive about Cole lately. Alcoholism and health problems. I'm hoping things are going better for the big guy.

Tj is a pedophile faggot bitch

why did claire say this

cole was the true lightning in a bottle, he burned out fast but was the best heel the show has ever had

i didnt

Incorrect.

you guys like kung fu movies?

Scott Sullivan MMA is a hot piece of ass