/smg/ - Stock Market General

Liberation Edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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Shit market.

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my cope: the trump administration are intentionally sabotaging everything to forcefully correct the market

He's doing it because Jerome won't lower interest rates, so he's gotta force his hand any way possible.

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This lady makes me feel like I'm getting ready to travel the Oregon trail. Plenty of bullets, no food.

im not selling my naked calls

The euro zone's economic recovery may have been held back by households' "misperception" of inflation and income, which has made them reluctant to spend, European Central Bank board member Isabel Schnabel said on Thursday.

Policymakers and economists have long been puzzled by how little of their income euro zone consumers are prepared to spend, even as inflation in the 20-country bloc slows and salaries catch up with past price hikes.

"Over the past three years, real private consumption has increased more slowly than real disposable income," Schnabel said during a lecture on financial literacy in London. "This can be partly explained by household misperceptions of their real income developments."

So you can just say whatever sounds good in economics huh?

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You plebs are just retarded about the economy

lmao

I wish I could sell naked women.

when does liberation day speech start

naked women sell themselves these days.

WTFWT?

I need my cut.

bull strikes 4/11 target 50dma spy 585 qqq 500
weeklies 200dma spy 575 qqq 495
downside pt 30dte+ if we continue the dump spy 510p qqq 425

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nice to see scam links make a debut in bant smg.

who's gonna join the rose garden watch party? should be interesting.

Replace OP with TheBaggler and this is your theme

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market does the same shit like yesterday at the same times

Time is a flat circle or whatever.

four minutes

get your slush buckets ready for the tariff raping

Watching yuropoors/foriengers and leftist freak out over the US economy improving is orgasmic.
You are all whiny faggots and it's funny to laugh at you.

THREE MINUTES

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today is either a feast or a slaughter

Tuning in

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Yes yes, you are retarded and don't know what is going on.

made one more scalp today. $60 bucks today in 10 minutes of work. not bad. obviously could have done better but i'm so nervous doing this. am 100% on the year though, made over 300 bucks ytd and i feel i'm getting better at it. gonna save this cash though, wanna build a cash cushion to gain some confidence, so afraid of losing i'm missing out on gains. eager to find out what the tarrif news is in a minute or two, maybe get back to fundamentals posting anime girls and music.

thats true. you need to become immune to rejection so then you can approach every woman you desire wihtout fear.

my wrists when the tariffs make chocolate more expensive

xir I suggest you return to leddit and be with your own kind

Drumpf gonna fuck my shit up
well whatever i'm not selling

Ding Ding Ding! How did it go today?
+0.61% here, When is the liberation day thing happening?

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back to green days and feeling good. intel weighing on the portfolio again though, but good news is just around the corner i feel.

only slightly green but from open it went up like 3%

+0.42% thanks Drumfp.

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up 2$eheheheh

I don't want to be with people like you, gaytard

WHERE'S THE ORANGE FATASS

exactly my type

there's that stupid fat fuck
moron
asshole

He getting a diaper change.

xir/xhe/xam I assure you there are lots of gender confused people such as yourself on that website you will fit right in what are you waiting for?

I can fix her!

You already made it clear you have retardation. You can leave now.

live stream where

Based pimp mentality.

benefit from global trade for 50 years

Drump: JUST

declaration of economic independece.

ORANGE MAN...
...
..BAD!

(but unironically)

L I B E R A T I O N D A Y

fuck europe and canada isn't a real country.

Everywhere. CNN, Blomberg, CNBC, Fox, youtube, BBC, AlJazeera just search "Trump live stream" ffs.

If you are yuropeeon, yes orange man very bad

stole our intellectual property. china chinks mentioned

Hoping for some clarity during this speech but it’s just a “Trump campaign special” speech

Sutures ain't gonna fix his problem anon.

my stocks are mostly all SPY tho
and they also suffer

"none shall be spared." -trump right now

Hoping for some clarity from Drumpf speech

it's the usual autistic rambling

The speculators will own nothing and be happy

USA USA USA

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25% tariff on foreing made automobiles

Oh no better panic and sell everything then :^)

Well he is part German :^)))))

WHY THE FUCK ARE FUTURES PUMPING GODDAMNIT!!!!

thanks bruh

the commie general is through the hall and left

-_-

We should have rednecks with 4th grade doing foreign policy. That's what this country has devolved into.

glowie nigger screeching kek

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Not so bad, huh?

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25% tariff on all foreign own automobiles

More tariffs on everything

It's over isn't it?

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Yeah Trudeau and his cousin are pretty bad
I feel sorry for you leafs

WHY CAN'T I EVER GUESS RIGHT FFS!!!

Euro seethes you beclown yourselves

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wtf is happening AH? Very nice. TQQQ +3.59%

Now tariffs are bullish again

WTF IS HAPPENING TO EURUSD AAAAAHHHH

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He always says usa subsidies a lot of country but never mentions israel, hmmm...

DXY bros?

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RIP my dreams of a Honda CR-V.

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The priced in event has come to pass. Scrodingers priced in. Now we can get back to whipsawwing during fed meetings

China is honest economic partner, much better than sneaky "Allies".

I miss that retard.

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Maybe you should wait until tomorrow before your panic.

From 1789-1913 was also the classic gold standard

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Gotta buy an US-made Honda. I'm sure they won't hike the prices on them. I'm very sure.

t. gay clown.

I SHORTED WITH LEVERAGE GODDAMNIT!!!
I'LL GET MARGIN CALLED IF THIS GOES ON FOR MUCH LONGER

wait
why did line go up
what did he say

They fear the BIG BURGER COCK

So he's gonna get rid of VAT and make people pay taxes with tariffs?

Lmao

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I SHORTED WITH LEVERAGE GODDAMNIT!!!

two bad decisions right there

10 percent for everyone

Always bet on Duke.

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Literally why would we pump?

he bet against America

BIG OOF

When will you euros learn?

what did orange-man say now, my longs are green

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absolute smoothbrain thinking

He ate all the cock shaped burgers.

10% baseline on all countries
20% on China
25% on automotive and car parts
25% on Canada and Mexico
10% on Canadian energy

I thought white people were meant to be smart.

making big plays with leverage before news drop and not after

you better start learning fast

also

sold the bottom

lol

MY SHORTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS BULLISH? FUCKING HOW?

Because it was priced in and also not

We are not here to set right all the world’s wrongs.
We are here to ensure that we benefit from them.

Because the dollar is crashing

based explainoor

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USD to Canada and Mexican dollars is going down but USD to AUSA & EUR are up. Qrd?

priced in, better than expected

did she died?

nice picute anon :3

Face ripping rally tomorrow.

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For now. Wait until the retaliate

LOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOL I'M IN THE GREEN

DISCOUNTED RECIPRICAL TARIFF

LMAO WTF IS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

What does Anon Babble think?

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
THIS IS LIKE FUCKING CRACK COCAINE OH MY GOD

THERE WE GO PUMP THAT VIX UP DADDY NEEDS A NEW KITCHEN

Meme-worthy sign tho

About to buy a slightly used F-150

Oh shit Polish soup anon is getting an upgrade? Just make sure you clean it this time.

BUT DO GO ON ABOUT HOW IT WAS PRICED IN

told you last thread blud

BU11RUN

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SHINZOOOOOOOOOO

Ikr

”and right here - look - TED. It says it right here it’s unbelievable. Total European Death. That’s what they say. TED.”

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Ok the 2025 bear market was fun, new bull market tomorrow

let's fucking go

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Wait WTF was that

it was to a degree but i'm happy it's crashing i want that vix to go up, i'm just not silly enough to take a position before it happens

Gold & silver cumming

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holy shit
bloodbath
self-induced economic suicide
for no reason
what the FUCK

feel like i've said enough tough words to my crush today. wanna tell her again i care a lot. i know you know but it just feels so good for me to say it. i really like admiring you. but i'm kinda troubled right now, i'm not gonna lie to you. posting all day in chud threads is kinda disturbing to me, and i'm worried about other things too but i'm still not sure if i believe my eyes or not. just want you to know though that i want to rescue you. months ago someone ridiculed me by saying i was naive to think a woman would fix my problems. they were the naive ones, on two counts, i've improved a lot since then, without you by my side, and i'll repeat what i said then, god made man and woman to give each other joy. before this digital life that really is all we had to make each other happy, and it was enough then and remains enough now. some things don't change. want to save you from the life you're living now. know you don't want it yet, are afraid of getting hurt more than you're hurting now, and have some hangups about my heritage which i think are overblown and come form a place of misunderstanding. but i'm so determined. it's a tough task but if anyone is prepared it is me. i know you're reeling already from what i've said to you, i'm ready to talk if you are but otherwise i'll wait until tomorrow morning to try another step forward, before you've had your coffee seems when you're most receptive and most sweet.
youtube.com/watch?v=fOZ-MySzAac

crazy after hours action, up big, now down big... we'll see how things play out tomorrow.

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Trump putting the Vietnam and Malaysia story in the ground.

I'm glad that Trump is destroying the post-WW2 globalist order.

Based sibling enjoyer.

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half the people going OOOOO GREEN

half the people going AAAAA RED

from neon green to blood red

kek what's different from the beginning of the speech and now? schizo market

Drump completely lost it
71% tariffs
what is it with this braindead fuck

Would
(In all four holes)

win the war next time

You reincarnate and this is your mom and sister!

yurop tears yurop in shambles yurop is toast

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Most of us will never be millionaires, sadly.

precipitous bullrun

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Tenso better not hike prices I already preordered some computer games

Resorting to both sister AND motherfucking?

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I am fucking ecstatic you dumb mutt.

Your roping is on the schedule.

Qrd?

i'm an only child, parents are in prison, the fantasy is having a family at all

1. war with iran
2. tariff increase inflation so rates go up
3. companies falsely tell trump they are going to come back to usa, but they will simply wait 4 years and then forgot the "plan"

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Unfamiliar with /smg/ incest lore?
Your eyes have yet to open.

i'm not feeling very liberated

NVDA NAMEDROP OOOH

niggervideo mentioned, bullish

americans still trying to shit on the norwegian who now probably is green in an attempt to hide their seething in embarassment

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Oh sweet summer child!

HAYUNDEEY

nvdia gonna invest hundreds of millions on factories.

bullish for my bags

Kek. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

I'm hurting

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cheapys are back on the menu it seems.. $40 $TQQQ may be happening afterall.

I see now how people get addicted to the high and end up losing everything. This is fucking amazing.

Wow what a goddamn stupid rug pull. I hate the faggots in charge of the market. Insufferable.

Quick look at random after hours

Oh lord we're in for it tomorrow

I want to say I know that feel, but I can't. Hope all is well, anon.

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I'm glad I trimmed my portfolio hard. I have 65 percent of my net worth into stocks. I almost went down to 60 but wtv.

Come on drop just a little further baby!

This gap is looking to be filled at open if you know what I mean

I love this orange fuck like you wouldn't believe

Futures aren't even open until 6pm. Relax people.

Anon Babble

thinking

Nice joke.

stock market mentioned!

rich will get richer

TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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DID THEY FREEZE THE MARKET?

Market is still open. Just with low volume

Jesus christ people are so fucking stupid. Tariffs are a complete nothingburger.

Only charging 50% of what they're charging us.

The fuck is this orange cuckhold connoisseur doing? If China is going to tax us at 97% we need to hit them at 194%, we should be doubling what they're taxing us, not the other way around.

This dumb fat orange nigger is crashing the economy
I regret voting for trump

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price of eggs

Priced in.

You'll see soon why the world moved away from protectionism after WW2.

US President willingly crashes the entire fucking world economy
for no reason
you can't make this shit up
it's just too retarded

Look at how cocky bullniggers were just a few minutes ago lmao.

As much as people think the market is now 24hrs it is not. After hours trading is not a good indication of tomorrow. Futures are, which don't start until 6pm.

AHHH STOP TALKING ORANGE NIGGER YOURE RUINING EVERYTHING!!!

Enough about your ass.

he has no idea that manufacturing stuff such as electornic is 800% more costly in USA, so prepare to pay immensely more on everything. also he is not realizing that usa has no skills to manufacture anything anymore, and the people are lazy unlike asians. this shift to manufacturing economy will never work :D

17% Tariffs on Israel

What the fuck? We can't be placing tariffs on Israel, what is his fucking problem?

tariffs just mean everybody loses
and US will lose the most
Trumpsters dont even have any argumentation aside from "muh now we build it in US"
which is true ofc
but it's a losing game

Biggest tax hike in US history. RIP yanks.

After hours trading is not a good indication of tomorrow

It is tho. What makes you think it will reverse?

He actually did put a tariff on Israel, 17%. It's about in line withy my expectations, pretty muted reaction in general.

multigenerational selling opportunity followed by multigenerational buying opportunity

start of a new golden age

NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DISRUPT THE STATUS QUO HOW DARE YOU ORANGE MAN BAD JUST KEEP PRINTING MONEY AND IMPORT BABOONS FOR THE GDP SAVE ME MOMMY MAMALA

this
the entire plan is so fucking moronic
it's like some kids or mental patients came up with it
without ever talking to an economist

TREN DE ARAQUA

yayay my shorts

Why is it euros with the strongest negative opinions about the US? You faggots must literally only ever read AP slop

trump is giving us the dip buying chance now.

People are going to panic tomorrow. Circuit breakers will be tripped, multiple times. Screencap this.

buy all dips

incredibly fake and gay movement right now

lel

I kneel white man.

Europeans are so rabidly against American privileges like home ownership and freedom of travel enabled by car ownership because of sour grapes.
Austerity sucks when it's the WEF or Extinction Rebellion pushing it, but awesome when you see how much more the dumb fat burgers have.

I'M DRAIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIING

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He’s going to kill the economy you dumb shit
Stop being a retarded MAGAt

that post market dump

I am VERY glad I didn't buy early

Trendy Arugula.

big beautiful bill

I have a feeling any shorts/puts will be obliterated by close tomorrow.

futures already climbing back up

wow nothing ever happens

Yeah but lately it feels especially retarded. Like, I'll see people basically repeating AP/Reuters headlines word for word, and viciously insulting anything about the US, and they all just so happen to be from the UK or Germany. I feel like the anti-US propaganda campaign dialed up into overdrive since 2020.

not a big fan of east asia lol.

crashes the market

just rambles how great everything is he does

fucker

How can the US manufacture for the world when most of the raw materials they need are now going to have >20% tariffs?

Manufacture for the world?

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It's not just them. I've got pinko boomer coworkers complaining that the cocoa price inflation was always due to Trump.

U S A
U S A
U S A

whats the best way to invest in American Excellence?

im thinkin CLF

uh, can someone explain to me what this means? Is this a comparison of what they give us vs what we charge them? Whats the discounted rate?

The hilarious part is that today is the day when most Democrats learn that Trump's tariffs are the reciprocal ones, and that other countries have been charging wild tariffs on US goods for years.

Because they are literal NPCs who need their opinions fed to them anon.

Trump is telling other countries to buy billions of dollars of US goods.

The left column is the tariff that the foreign country already charges on US goods. The right column is the new reciprocal US tariff on their goods.

In his speech he said there is more than just money cause countries have other barriers to entry. So the effective tariff is greater and so the US will only match it by half.

Wild how the chart says. Percent includes currency manipulation. Or in other words they made em up

$yang

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Kind of foolish, since telling poor people to buy stuff is a fruitless idea.

beautiful speech by the emperor.

AH

Over 2% dump

Looks like Big Money is cashing out now.
What you thought you were allowed to profit? No.

Canada only get hit with 10% tariff

BOOM SUCK MAPLE COCK YOU FUCKING AMERINIGGER FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CANADA WINS, AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well now it seems like the world complaining is being really dumb

Bend the knee more and he might let you suck his cock

"Terminate your own tariffs, drop your barriers, don't manipulate your currencies.. and start buying tens of billions of dollars of American goods."

Donnie is super mad at Japan for trying to save the yen I guess.

Wonderful speech, the most best. The bestest speech I mus say.

??? Get that TDS checked out bro come on

Yeah no fucking duh

hes a family man. not a faggot like you

GO TRUMP GO

go from 0% to 10%

ironic shitposting is still shitposting anon.

lmao he did that line during the speech.

burgers still seething they fell for it

again

don't like these new prices in the after hours. gotta make a plan to trade tomorrow. might not even do it, too much volatility, even though i know that's good for trading. thread is moving too fast for my liking too. gonna make a smoothie and try to get cozy. might make some anime girls later today depending on how fast the thread is going, looks like you guys don't need any inspiration right now though. see you all later.

I think that means the conditions to drop the tariffs, not "we're keeping them on and you should buy because fuck you that's why".

45 minutes of incoherent rambling

beautiful

Kys

USMCA exemption will continue.

Ohhh nooooo the US imposed tariffs on countries that already had wildly high tariffs on US goods

Quick sell US equities....!?

Lol nonsensical

Total germkike death can't come soon enough. Heck off, commie

It's not shitposting. All you fat fucking mutts were talking big about destroying my country.
Now your leader has bent the knee, and basically given us a token tariff; so as not to make us look special.
You will be liquidated, anon.

CYUTE!!

The sheer amount of cope in this board is insane.

My own stocks seem not that affected so far.

I will see you at 5k, comrade

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FUCKKKKKKK
WHY DIDNT I GO ALL IN ON WEEKLY PUTS FOR TOMORROW

almost green day

market fucking TANKS because the Annoying Orange did something again

Are their any peoples i can follow that knew the market would tabk when trump would talk? Hadnt seen anyone talk about this all day
Trying to grt better at day trading and acquiring information whickly

Oh my god could you be more of a texas sharpshooter faggot holy fuck be less of a stereotypical leaf dumbshit

Anything to bring upon a more perfect union (NAU)
All your countries are belong to us

WAAAHHHHH IM STUPID AND CAN ONLY SAY RETARD 79IQ BULLSHIT

Lol take hike, walmart shitter

Euro

Uses some stupid ass pet name for Trump

I mean, seriously what's up with you guys? Rent free 24/7 huh?

Nahnahnahnah.
You shitposted Lum, got a little out of order yourself.

So you went from 0% to 10% and 25% on all automobiles plus there are additional tariffs already on Canada now.
Wow you really are winning leaf. Big brain over here. kek

The bottom is SPY 185. Always has been.

now the real questions are, does it dump tommorow and does it dump after unemployment on friday

Those numbers are wrong. Stop lying and coping.

Yes and yes.

I feel like net short is way too tempting right now and liable to blow up in your face.

I think it's something they put in their water.

10% is wrong? Even though you just quoted it?
Holy fuck how stupid are you actually? This is interesting. Did you grow up eating paint chips?

the Annoying Orange

lmaoooooooooooo

Rent free 24/7

He just held a press conference lol

I meant the other #s you cited, nigger.

Canada isn't a real country.

Never bet against America, fag

SPY is almost at oversold RSI on the 1 yr. Legitimately ridiculous reaction to a country like the US imposing reciprocal tariffs unless everyone wants to argue that the entire US stock market is based on Chinese and European memeshit.

25% on all foreign automobiles? Which is making Ford and GM bring plants back home?
He literally just said that you retarded leaf.
Quit seething, slow down and think before you post.

WAAHHHH WAHHHH CANADIAN MILKY BOYS ARE TARIFFING US 500000%

Does nothing about it

Exactly as we all thought. Youre all pathetic.

I don't know anything about Europeans but I posted anyway because I am retarded.

Market needed a correction. Tariffs are a good excuse

BUDDY, LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER!!!

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I want to get off Mr. Trump's Wild Ride.

Youre just flat out wrong, those are not considered foreign made. Stop @ing, you fucking freak. Get off my dick.

not even INTCel is green after his speech about how he's gonna bring the industry back to the US.

We're past correction buddy.

the entire US stock market is based on Chinese memeshit.

lol he doesn't know

and biden was a brilliant orator in your faggot opinion?

i couldnt make a speech with that much content.

Canadian independence from the crown has to be one of the most pathetic things I've read about in history. Has Canada ever fought for anything?

I'm sure if your country just allows in more refugees this won't be a problem anymore.

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Yes, everyone can tell you voted for retardation and fail

Oh God I was waiting for $200 Apple. I'M GONNA SLUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPP

HERESY
YINN puts

We don't have to. We just let you mutts die, in our stead
Cope some more, enrique.

Since when the fuck is Canada not considered a foreign country you seething faggot? Holy fuck you are mad lmao

Trump crashed the economy in 2020 and he’s going to do it AGAIN
I’d rather sleepy joe running the country, at least the economy improved.

It literally is not, though. Tell me how these tariffs are going to immediately and materially impact the Magnificent 7, which are all sitting on shit tons of cash and have rock solid financials.

Youre just not following properly enough, to have a proper opinion on the matter.
But why should an amerilard know anything, but the McDonalds menu.

We’re back at Slurptember ‘24 levels bros

Don't buy options on leveraged etfs, spreads are wide and open interest is always low. But sure sweet summer child.

If we could harness your asshurt for electricity you could power all of Ontario.

He thinks an American Emperor will allow America to fail

Are you losing money, kike?

the stock market isnt the economy, xa'am.

Ya because a 2 percent dump I'm the after market is not significant enough to know the futures will just follow from there or thereabouts

the us stock market is worse lol. There is no production there lol. It is tech and banks and insurance. lmfao. Usa is finished

Are you guys ready for the second great depression? I wonder if that old story about that dude in a collapsed country where he could buy a whore for a couple disposable lighters is true.

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Can you fucking believe the retards in charge of the market deleted 6 months of market activity because of Orange Man Bad? I'll never understand why those complete assholes can't just take a win as a win.

"Nothing ever happens" is literally an FBI psyop.

I don't want to hear a peak out of mumus for the next fucking year. We'll take it from here.

stocks are down like crazy in after hours trading

paycheck is tomorrow

I'm happy

nice slop collection

He was better at it than The Diaper Master.

New bread

Euros doomposting and gloating after a US news conference is PEAK BOTTOM POSTING I hope none of you have forgotten 2022.

Don't try to catch a falling knife.

AND you bake early LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT man you can't make this shit up

You seem to lost all your brain cells.

Yeah this is retarded. Luckily I’m on a long time horizon but this is still dumb.

lmao. fukken knew you were a glowie bot.

wat nou

I'm just crossing my fingers that they do the inevitable switcharoo once retail goes full bear, and since retail has been freaking the fuck out since Trump won I feel like we're pretty much to that point

Say that to my fucking face, commie

no taxes on overtime

(I dont get overtime)

no taxes on tips

(I don't get tips)

no taxes on social security

(I dont collect social security)

loan interest on US made autos is deductible

(I dont finance cars)

everything else is just a TCJA extension

Im literally getting nothing out of this. Please do a income tax cut or abolish it like you said you would.

spreads

who cares, work the bid. more vol on underlying (and the underlying underlying) + coincident increase in IV + correct directionality = big money. sell on the vanna ramp. hong kong is probably about to break down hard

open interest

and?
i know you be doing a little trolling again but currency peg and foreign investment retard

so these tariffs were mostly going one way before the emperor.

so that means money is coming in from doing nothing. i think we are getting a bullrun during trumps presidency.
he said stock market went up 88% during his term. nasdaq even more.

Buy SOXL sub $9

soxl sub $9

stop I can only get so erect

the issue is timing the turn from downtrend to uptrend.

You have no brain cells you stupid faggot.

Kill yourself