/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

I honestly wish the dems would come up with a real plan, like at all. Having your platform be "Donald Trump is literally a fascist dictator racist!!!" for an entire decade is just fucking lame, at the very least. If they could just coalesce around actual healthcare or education or transportation or nutrition or housing solutions for a single moment they would actually gain some traction. But right now they just look like whiny crybaby assholes, cheering on the stock market shitting the bed like middle schoolers.

Because the market bottoms before the shiller P/E ratio.

Market is just overvalued. Now it’s time to watch some new anime slop.

What? If prices stabilize now, the Shiller PE is going to skyrocket when earnings nosedive during the recession.

Happy liberation day motherfuckers

Trump and his fans sure are.

intel's next earnings report, resumption of dividends can't come soon enough. i watched that dump after the pump and it was done for no other reason than to manipulate the price of soxl, which ended the day down 30% btw and on the lows. stinks that my stock is being used as a voodoo doll, just want to benefit from ownership. oh well, tomorrow is another day.
worried about my sweetheart like you would not believe. want you to ask yourself what you would have rather have done these last few hours, have a romantic dialog with me or what you chose to do? because the choice is yours and i think you would be feeling radically different if you picked the former. i'm gonna make my smoothie now, i'll be back in a bit.

Multiple banks down >10%

US bans romantic and sexual relationships with Chinese citizens for government employees in China — Fox News

What did they mean by this? I won't be able to get a cute big breasted Chinese wife in the future? Looks bearish.

Canada vows retaliation for tariffs they are exempt from

Canada is not a serious country, in fact it's not even a real country at all.

Wow no fun allowed

This, but for non slurpers.

He just turned his account back on a couple days ago. Didnt say anything tho

Bought the Japan ETF end of day. Rare Nikkei 225 buy signal activated

Am I to believe a woman with a chest size like that would ever work a day in her life?

US market is being sold down.

Dollar is being sold down.

International markets down.

Bonds down, meaning the money isn't going into Bonds.

Where is the money going???

just had to get a flat fixed and i was in and out of there in half an hour, usually quite a busy shop
chatted with the manager about his slowdown in business and he said yesterday was normal but today nobody came in, and it always happens when the market drops

eggs.

Look at futures.. no, don’t..

rope

I worked at a tire shop many years ago and it was basically a recession proof business.

LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER!

that was my thought too, but i just nodded and agreed since he was fixing my flat for free since i bought the tires there

On or before July 4th Trump will announce another round of stimulus checks I'm calling it now

Gacha

There is no such thing as a recession proof business. If there is a recession people drive less, meaning less tires get worn or burst, meaning less tire replacements needed, or people can't afford to get a new tire so they drive with the spare tire.

Yeah just some slight inconvenience like doorways

I'm a onions faggot that can't change a flat

stopped reading right there

Im betting he is going to announce income tax cuts and corporate tax cuts

Hey, cool it with your antisemitism.

Can’t. I sold my AAPL at opening bell.
I ragret nothing

can't change a flat

what do you mean i changed to the spare before driving to the shop

There is only one reason why insiders buy more shares buy niggers are still salty you missed it in '21

onions faggot doesn't have his own tire machine

I'm going to have to recycle plastic and aluminum more aggressively to feed myself if the market continues in the present direction. Thankfully you introduced me to this method of providing sustenence for myself.

He said repair the flat not change it. You must be one of those guys that drives on the donut until the next flat tire occurs

hola

Well?
Are you /smg/?

9% down

.09% up

OOOOOOO

tire machine

cosmetics are apparently counter-cyclical. also divorce, bankruptcy lawyers. mortuaries, private prisons, dollar stores, demolition... plenty of recession proof businesses.

Yeah bro lmfao you are such a fag this anon is so right. Pfff imagine being so gay you don't have a tire shop at home with a speed dial to Michelin.

no. not low enough.

Shit, DG was up nearly 5% today

bankruptcy lawyers. mortuaries, private prisons,

I mean I guess you're right on this one, depends on how big of a recession it is though.

-20 grand (n-n-n-new record). My portfolios got FUKT.

It's just panicked retards buying. They're going to get destroyed by tariffs.

they're all flopping too

+3% approximately
Sold short ETF that I had bought on March 25 and realized the gains. Probably too early, but 3% gains vs my whole net worth in a day, better realize it.

Nice trips but none of their cheap shit is made in the states anymore, Walmart offers more items made in Americas than DG

Dead cat bounce tomorrow!

The real fun begins when NVDA goes below $100.

sub $50 $TQQQ has arrived.

you just admitted you shop at dollar general.

Don’t think so. Peter Navarro and Pmurt are having fun giving mixed statements AH.

Yeah, damn near 100% of dollar store inventory comes from China, doesn't it? Then again people have to shop somewhere. When even Wal-shart becomes too expensive, I guess your next step is the expired/off brand food at the dollar store

WMT really isn’t that cheap. COST is the much better discount store. Quality is great, too.

I think this video is a pretty good interpretation of the tariffs and Trump's policy:

youtube.com/watch?v=1ts5wJ6OfzA

tl;dr: US manufacturing capacity has tanked since the 1950's, but it was fine for a while because the US made other countries highly reliant on the US dollar, but now it's an issue because some countries have caught up to the US in capability and the US has to assert its monetary dominance or risk losing reserve currency status. Only a full retard with no comprehension of how money works would disregard this strategy. The Trump administration has specifically stated that tariffs are to assert pressure on other countries and encourage them to realign their trade relationships with the US.

Stop longing things at the top of a stock market crash.

sure the market is crashing but every 3 months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north Queensland

the top of a market crash

have you seen the yearly high? we are already down over 11% YTD

The only thing I dislike about the video is how it ignores the decline in purchasing power of american consumers in the post bretton woods era/plaza accord era

Last I heard some COST shoppers were slumming it at WMT because of higher prices. But maybe that was fake news. I've got a membership through my job but I never use it.

donut? what's wrong with the rim?
You guys are a bunch of white collar pussies. Do ya'll cowards even eat roadkill??

Yeah, you ever see that vid about how DG is the only thing within 15 miles of most Americans. It used to be my reality and frankly I prefer that to living where I do now

youtube.com/watch?v=vQpUV--2Jao

Why did Trump do this before inflation had cooled?
Why did he do it so fast instead of a gradual plan that would allow companies to adjust and manufacture here (you have to build the plants)?

What happened to the 2016 orange man I voted for?

Zoom out. -11% is literally nothing. We have so mucher farther to drop.

i was just playing. shop where you want. please excuse me it wasn't a good joke and i didn't mean to offend you.

NVDA has been called out for doing some pretty shady fraud kinds of shit lately, I want them to dump down to $50 and lower, they deserve it.

The 5000 series GPUs are also overpriced trash too.

You don't think addressing the declining authority of the dollar is enough to acknowledge that?

You need to crush the market all at once to fix all those things.

Groceries have been cooling at COST over the past month. My grocery bill is about 15-20% lower a week. But family eats a lot more healthy now. Junk food is expensive.

The world got more serious. No more le centipede jokes.

The fact is the government parasites need more funding, thus the tariffs. Not, like the US is going to start building ships and shit since they imposed tariffs on China, South Korea and Japan. They still won't be competitive, not just in shipbuilding but in many other industries.

Donald J Trump is going to balance the budget whether you like it or not. He is paving the way for upcoming decades of American Excellence

We simply cannot let China rule the world

We didn't deserve to rule the world if we continued down the path of wokeness. However, it is possible to steer this ship around.

No, because he said that post plaza our purchasing power got better, and kept speaking like our purchasing power was good.

The tariffs are because the US can't print more dollars right now without risking crazy inflation. Tariffs will absolutely siphon tons of money into the US but again, it's about asserting leverage, not the actual tariffs.

the market doesn't have to do the rational thing. hardly ever does. but the rational thing to happen tomorrow would be non-tariff technology companies to have a bounce back day. today they were liquidating indices, tomorrow they will do the sussing out. or not, like i said, the market doesn't act rational or follow rules. but a flat day where tariff-exposed industries are down and domestics or non-manufacturer/importers are up would make a lot of sense. would ease my mind about what's going on too. the intel announcement today was a relief as well, not only because it saved my portfolio but it showed that deals ARE being done, it's not likely to turn into a retaliatory spiral. gonna make some tea and eat some lemon cookies, then probably take a nap. wanting to spend more time with my crush. i want to know more about you, and i want you to spend a whole day happy for once. you start out the mornings so kind but as the day goes on things always crumble. i've mentioned coffee being a bad idea before. don't be too embarrassed about today, you're passionate about something and people pushed your buttons, when i was younger i had some really big freakouts myself, i understand completely. you know if you let me i'd spend all day entertaining you, here or anywhere else i don't care about the nasty comments i'd get. give me a try sometime.

yes but that's mean and being mean is bad

Damn you're right... Better just keep exporting jobs and inflating the shit out of everything :)

The tariffs are because the US can't print more dollars right now without risking crazy inflation.

They will have to eventually, It's the nature of the system, they're just kicking the can down the road as per usual.

like if you're not willing to give away the entire upper class's wealth to starving africans do you even have ANY basic human empathy??

pic related. will be trading that tomorrow. also gonna watch labu as well as soxl and soxs, thing i learned a bit about those latter two today watching the intel and soxl chart. pull up the dailys for either and see what i mean.

All good, but next time you try that shit; I'll eat your ass

THE NAKED GUN’ reboot, starring Liam Neeson

youtu.be/_8-N8IIq_8I?si=UY2Xfxva6Z_NIkSw

*SIGH* hollywood continues to be bearish

if today's trend continues, markets will go down to zero in 20 days.

emergency stimulus now!!!

So...the Second Great Depression is no longer a meme, its happening for real?

Fuck it just gets worse.

and just a blog thing. i've stopped reinvesting my trade winnings. they are still small but i'm going to build a cash position to try to boost my confidence. i am 100% for my scalps this year and made another 45 dollars today. could have made a lot more with more confidence, and i think having a cash cushion will help that. i'm really scared about having to sell equity from a loss, and it causes me a lot of stress when a trade turns against me, and have trouble cutting a loss and re-entering at a better price. never do it in fact. but that changes now.

futures

Reminder that VIX is mean reverting. Reminder that VIX being only around 30 on a huge down day like today is extremely unusual. Reminder that a relatively low VIX means that we have a lot further to fall.

They are doing something novel, a simultanoeus "controlled burn" of the stock market and the US dollar value.

Dr. Doom
youtu.be/sOnv2XQIaAo?si=3TvNPtnpr0fdtcKv

The VIX doesn't mean anything. It's basically a midwit filter.

No one understands what VIX even is.
Change my minda.

It's not about the VIX itself, but rather the statistics about how it normally behaves. VIX is very unusual among financial instruments because, statistically speaking, it is strongly mean reverting. This means that a low VIX reading is more likely to lead to a near term increase in the index, and a high VIX reading is more likely to lead to a short term decrease in the index. It is the property of mean reversion that makes the VIX so especially useful for estimating tops and bottoms within the stock market. Or to put all of this information more succinctly:

NGMI

It's sort of like JEPI.

No one understands it and it loses more people money then it makes.

nap time for me. after i peek at the futures open that is. see you guys later.

oh shit it's real
i thought it was just a joke about his famously large member

Okay hold on this is a sequel not a remake... this could work.

Ordered McDonald's for quick lunchbreak to go back to work

Double quarter pounder combo, large, plain w/ cheese and onion only

Large fries, large coca cola

Extra 10 piece nuggets, no sauce

That was it

That exact same meal was only $8 back in 2019

It was FUCKING $16.87(!?!) for that meal

Bros, inflation is going to SKYROCKET this year isn't it?

I just bought a ton of VOO today
Am I going to make it?

Lol, just lol
Trump is just braindead. I wouldn't be surprised if he would start an actual war against every country that applied counter tariffs, starting with Europe
Which I am secretly hoping for

mr trump
tear down those tariffs

alright, fuck my VOO
let's grant dutch bro his wish instead

it's just expectations of currently priced expectations
there's no arbitrage so anyone who talks about VVIX/VIX ratios or futures curves should immediately have their opinions dismissed
my UVXY calls are ITM today though which is cool
what he said

woke up

it just kept falling during my nap

€67k net down from ATH now

I'm tired of winning so much.

The good part is I can just stay on NEETbux. Americans who have their pensions tied up in the S&P are fucked.

Close some shorts

it keeps rugging

ok man ok

Just pump it to 5397 and I'll reshort, no games.

I think tomorrow will be a green bounce where i will sell my remaining tqqq (15% of folio) or buy hedging puts + sell ccs. rest of my shit is all cash

following up, looks like last time we broke the 50 week sma, there was a bounce back to the 30 week sma to trap bulls. maybe ill wait to sell my tqqq there

you need specific sd-cards that work with the Switch 2

keklmao

Divvy chads rise up! Our dashboard money may drop, but our actual money is still accumulating! This too shall pass

into the Vita bin it goes

Futures

youtu.be/h49ov5tR4hE?si=ojY4FRE8mp0P86n5

Let's crash this shit with ZERO survivors

While you're hedging, I'm edging (cashgang)

actually this isn't as bad as I thought

You've been edging for a couple years now haven't you?

Financially speaking, how do I buy an 18 year old redheaded virgin nymphomaniac mail order bride from Ireland with huge milkers and PhD in theoretical physics? Is $15 million worth of puts enough?

MFW I don't have 10cumhals on the asset side of my balance sheet.

Why even live bros...

8,000 shares of SSO with protective puts. Still feeling comfy. Do your worst, poorfag Bobos.

30% tarifs on nippon

YAMATO

Nobody will realistically hold over the weekend..

Remember, the people telling you that there will be another great depression are the same people who told us AI would be the next revolution and valued Nvidia at $2 trillion.

But I think AI is the next revolution and I think Great Depression doomsayers are retards.

Wtf why what did the japs do to deserve this

How retarded could you possibly be to think we are going to zero?

youtube.com/shorts/9TMRAQEdf0U?si=uj0s-fUDaudR8eWS

Oh yeah Japan is really fucked now hahaha

I spent all of 2023-2024 saying there would be a great depression
oh how the tables turn

Dow only down 1500 points in a day

Eh, its should go down 15,000 points at least, THEN its a real market crash lmao

I SOLD ALL MY INDEX FUNDS AND BOUGHT MORE AI DASHCAMS

that pic

But I think AI is the next revolution

youtu.be/nstge-abWCA?t=4

You're laughing. Millions of retards are getting heemed and you're laughing.

go post this in /pmmg/ or /cmmg/ or whatever they call themselves

STOP THE COUNT

What's wrong with booba?

Yes.

Tariffs are tax cuts. People just got the biggest tax cuts package in fucking history and for some reason want to cash in their stocks and retire.

Some coworkers are retards; One of them told me I should try out Early Girl and Celebrity tomato plants since vendors brought them in already despite cold weather.

I bought both varieties since they were only $10 each. I ate some that ripened already and dude they were BLAND as fuck. How the hell do people eat that over actual GOOD tomatoes like Black Krim and Orange Paruche? What a ripoff...

DG is carrying my entire Roth right now.

Cherokee Purple and Large Barred Boar for the win but yeah, tomato season isn't for a couple months at the least.

Im more of a green tea kinda guy than an earl gray, but the earl gray is okay. It's not like I wouldn't drink it, but I don't trust them mother fuckers who drink it at all.

Tariffs increase revenue

Also all the Capital Gainz Tax will increase revenue

Just in time for the actual Global Recession that we've been staring down

I'm not a MAGA OR DIE retard although my posting across board may imply that... I just like to follow the fire and ponder it. But I can see why he is so desperate to decouple from Europe, increase revenue, and cut spending after the absolute shit show of 2020 where we realized we can't even refine oil in the event of a crisis.

You live on /ptg/ AI wife anon..

That's literally not true. See

For me? It's Cialis and adderall

AI will be a revolution but it was front run hard. also it will not be the revolution people think it is. once all the search becomes AI centered the next generations will become like animal farm. the all knowing AI will be able to change history on the fly, doing the thinking for you. the ultimate distopia.

Yeah and after a few months I came back home to /smg/ to spread the word of VOO cheapies in our time of need.

I've posted here FAR more then on /ptg/. I just get tired of Anon Babble really fucking quick.

I rarely go there. I like Pmurt well enough but the posters are 80 IQ.

Imagine smashing your hand on the back of that remote

you can get a dominos pan pizza for 7.99? I dn't usually eat slop but...zamn!

/ptg/ are good people I was shitposting hard with them while in the initial Trump hype but I can only see so many bot posts before I decide to fuck off.

I'm looking for some old post

For the record I won bigly today. Now to be fair my 401k is only 50% bonds, 25% equities split evenly between US and ex-US. But I don't give a fuck since that's long long term. More importantly my normal folio only went down like 0.5% or something. My positioning is pretty much perfect and is getting better every day. I will make it out of the Greater Depression richer and with a more attractive wife than you. That's a promise.

anyone here buys hedged emerging markets

I doubt it

It's called Anon Babble.

Early girls can mature in just 42 days(!), but I fucking knew there would be a catch and that flavor was too mild. I'm just sticking with darker colored tomatoes like pink berkeley and Blue/black beauty tomatoes.

Cherokee purples are some of my favorites too, I want to plant those seeds soon.

My pantry is quite literally filled to the brim with foreign shelf-stable products. Let's start with my liquor collection. From Foudre 147 (sold exclusively at the Chartreuse Voiron distillery) to delicate Sauternes, these bottles will surely be worth their weight in gold very soon. Next are canned sardines. I have quite a varied selection including several vintage tins originating from Portugal to Japan. I am saving these for a rainy day.
Now, rice. I'll admit I only have 15kg of rice right now. Thankfully tariffs are only coming into place next week and I was able to secure new crops from Thailand, Japan, and India. Rice poor, I shall not be.
I even have a solid stock of preserved vegetables, both dehydrated and in tsukudani.
I knew this would happen, I came prepared, I am immune. Finally, my time has come. My large stock of adult diapers will surely outlast any mumu's, and I will laugh at their suffering just as they laughed at me while I was accumulating gold instead of equities. I may have missed out on one or two retard rallies, but you my friends, will miss out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I will not make that mistake. As we Trumpites always say: Fuck Around and Find Out. Motherfuckers.

IShares hedged emerging markets etf? (heem)

Cherokee purple and Brandywines for me, but CPs don't grow well where I am.

Look, if you don't want to pay the tariffs on your Swedish made penis enlargement pump, move to Sweden. #MAGA

I buy American made Swedush Penis Enlargement Pumps.

Damn, the kids aren't going to get this reference.

Oh I get it baby! Hahaha oh behave!

only one $3T company left

OH NONONONONONONONO

There will be no trillion dollar companies by 2026.

Recession or no recession, I'm hungry.
Dominos it is!

FUCK 4CAHN

NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

n

slurp reddit slurp!

Iphone going up in price will only benefit their profits.

Triple Leverage

Ah... PREPARE FOR BATTLE THE MARKET HAS MORE TO DROP! WE BEAR MARKET IMMINENT BEAR MARKET IMMINENT!

DPZ doesn't tell you your wagie's name anymore

I use my dads.

Remember...

techlead has lost so much money he needs to make videos now every day :)

youtube.com/watch?v=ZhbMqn8Vyog

I am pleased to announce that I have just now placed my FINAL international order of ALL TIME. This means that I will NEVER purchase ANY non-American product EVER again. Thank you, and happy Big Diaper Friday everyone.

what's a good china ETF?

good nap. also checked in with my financial advisor, not a 90% downside day! feeling a lot of relief over that, and excited to trade tomorrow. got pretty worked up over this, not gonna lie, brought back some bad memories, stirred some of my biggest fears. my gut tells me we will go a bit lower still, but i think we close off the lows tomorrow, and who knows maybe even flat or up. got the gym later, but gonna relax this evening. today was very stressful for me, i was gonna say ups and downs but there wasn't a lot of ups, just rising and falling fear. am feeling a lot better now though.

Is SOXL a good buy here? Thinking of buying leaps

literally all of this will be forgotten one month from now

wouldn't hurt to DCA. if it hits singles I doubt it will stay long. semis are nearly unaffected by tarrifs, once the panic subsides they will rocket again.

Futes recovering

Bobos are we gonna get heemed tomorrow?

Yeah agreed, from a TA perspective it's looking too damn good at 9-10 range

Best the mumus can expect is a crab

Look at these greedy fools wanting to buy the "dip" already. We are nowhere near real fear, let alone actual financial pain or capitulation.

After losing all my shit twice, I think I've finally found out how to trade the Trump market. Only took 6 months. So, yes bobo's will be fucked tomorrow.

I made 50k today off puts... I'm not a bull in any way... but SOXL looks like like it's a good price here to start building a position

Shut the fuck up and let these cocky large-cocked cows ruminate the dip to their mooing deaths.

I'm kinda hoping a couple countries get ballsy and retaliate. The Don will do it to em

youtu.be/N0DqnUk90lo?si=qeXAPA0ob4KrcDLX

I watch this scene every day at least 4 times

spend 50 years fighting captcha nad now I have to sleep soon

Thanks gook I'll remember this when I go to japan and find where you live.

Libtards reeing at a slight detox on markets

x.com/buccocapital/status/1907752589896094003

let this be the mask off moment for the left. the "eat the rich, dismantle capitalism, destroy wall street, tax billionaires" crowd will now act upset for getting what they asked for.

The one thing I don't fully understand is why banks were also down so much today. Sure, down with the rest of the market makes sense, but most of them were absolutely shitting blood. Is there another angle here besides the tech bubble and tariffs?

kinda gay ngl

Twitch has been charging some users for subscriptions to permabanned streamers

Dexerto spoke to multiple banned streamers still receiving payments from subscribers, finding instances of this happening since 2022

x.com/Awk20000/status/1907868753280569362

Hahahahahaha Twitch shitshow is the gift that keeps on giving. I give it a year or so before Amazon drops the entire company off of the face of the Earth lolkek

hey guys I lost 24000k last year in options, is now a good time to buy back in to make my money back?

Idk. Something something tariffs are bad for business. Recession. idk. I thought about going long XLF because fed still plans cuts this year. But being bullish on anything is suicide.

Should I buy GOLD to hedge against my tech stocks?

Yes. You should put the entirety of your 5 figure account into OTM options like you've been doing. Keep winning, anon.

If tariffs are so bad for business, why is China able to use tariffs on us and still kick our ass in trade?

Damn dude you really need to find something else to spend this much time on. For someone who supposedly wants it all to fall down, you really seem to be way too invested in this gay little streamer bullshit. Same for how you've been announcing the downfall of the gaming industry for so long.
Newsflash: nobody cares you retard

they have slave labor. we have minimum wage. Gives them a nice trade surplus. Are you drunk perchance?

He's right though. Most of the gaming industry has turned into absolute ass. And I don't mean good ass.

I personally enjoy reading about the latest developments within the gaming and streaming industries, and I strongly encourage you to continue posting about them.

We should just bring back slave labor.

Yeah it seems retarded on the surface but I'm telling you guys, this is an EASY bear market type of investment. If you haven't done puts and calls in preparation for the Twitch shutdown, do it NOW, even its only a few hundred bucks to slurp on. Twitch is the Petscom or MySpace of the modern times.

If I and people I like were not guaranteed to be slaves I would not be opposed to it.

tomorrow

oh shit oh fuck

Make it a law that if you're caught in the country illegally you do 20 years, and make the criminals into slave laborers sent to the mines and factories to earn time off their sentences.

Remember the true meaning of all of this:

pee pee
poo poo

We can turn all the illegals and gang banging thig niggers into free labor, then we abolish the income tax, send everyone a basic income tax to cover up to the poverty line on the national sales tax and tariff the fuck out of everyone else.

Yeah! Then we'll go after jews! Right, baggie?

A universal basic income tax refund. We just tax on what people spend.

No we don't need to go after the Jews. If anything we a larger Israel so there can be more Jews.

baggie arguing with himself

What's the point of any of that. Pretty soon the robots are going to be doing everything and the people are only going to care about food printers and VR.

Can I have a jewish wife? I have no issue with jews so long as I benefit.

be me

make 1.4 million in 2024

make 180k in 2025 ytd

portfolio balance 2.8 million

pay $540k in taxes

lose $575k realized on NVDA calls last week

lose $100k unrealized on SPY longs

portfolio only 1.585 million now

lose 44% of account value in a week

back to same value I started with in 2021.

still more downside to come probably

Grug always got along well with señor Grug. Why big nose tribe no like them?

I want off the correction express

Okay, Get your faggot ass into that factory. You got a long day ahead of you.

Futures

This is why you trade in a Roth. Also do you own your own home?

There not much market for that outside of the Underdark.

Even the best fall DOWN sometimes

Kai cenat got hacked

Financials got leaked

Yeah, Twitch is VERY bearish right now LMAO

20% of 2.8mil port in outright tech call options

This nigger makes 2mil a month?

COST has mediocre sushi

Yup, he makes millions for (((them)))

Don’t doubt the penguin jews who have been living exquisite until Trump went against Israel and hit the penguin Jews 10x tariffs… Those penguins with their hooked noses have had it far too good for far too long.

Yea I own a home that I bought in 2023 for $277k. And my roth only has 42k in it vs the bulk of my portfolio being in a regular taxable account so thats why I trade in the regular. Plus I take monthly distributions of my trading income to pay bills which you can't do in a Roth until you are older.
I needed NVDA at 115.33 by Thursday morning last week and when it opened at 112 I sold my huge bags for a 50% loss which amounted to 575k.
Checked and thank you pilled

Thats a quickbooks online income statement.

Night Media should have hired the talented and stable Daniel Larson, Chris Chan, and our boy CobraJFS

On a different note, Subway bros we are so fucking back!

xbi put in a doji pattern today. still bottom of channel. tariff resilient, moreso than the other etf i posted earlier. ai catalysts, oversold, semiconductors getting thrown in the dumpster... really like this trade right now. keep your eyes on it.

5 pieces of 50% saline chicken on 12 Doritos

I don't think so.

Fug, I bought XBI when RFK got confirmed. Guess I was too early once again.

Bring back the chicken enchilada sandwich and original cookie sizes. THEN we'll start talking about Subway being back.

Saars redeem the subway

God Bless XOM and CSX

Man subway is trash. My store had some 'success sharing' shit going on and ordered a bunch of sandwiches from there. Several people, myself included, got food poisoning shortly after. Never again.

My COST doesn’t have sushi.

blesses XOM

XOM goes nuclear

i think its best if you stop blessing them for a little bit

I get the shits every time I eat at the subway close to my office. Fuck that place.

fuckin uck market kept on rugging, REEEE, I closed my short too early

futures

Computers are going to turn on tomorrow and dump us 5%. 10 yr is under 4% tonight.. Jerome tomorrow?

WTF is going on out there? How was this not priced in? Trump literally told us there'd be tariffs on liberation day

Trump cannot be quantified by algos, as the algo is incapable of measuring his love for Israel. This makes him unpredictable, and I suspect his willingness to negotiate will make markets extremely schizo for months on end.

I said it once, but people here claim it is lies and propaganda.

People calculated those tariffs. They are allegedly made up, not reciprocal.

Yes, I specifically picked Krassenstein now to show you this.

Can’t remember if they’re sex offenders or committed fraud. Two Jewish shills. Trump is based and math pilled, anyway.

tfw I bought XOM when they were at $40 during oil contango

Sure why not, silvers down like 15% off recent highs. This is a weird crash, miners were firm today.

They're reciprocal if you insist on believing that all trade deficits are evidence of sneaky trade barriers, subsidy, and currency manipulation which are otherwise difficult to account for. Tho there are def comparative advantages that can't be bullshitted, like having certain commodities.

Yeah, well with Trump we know he's a felon, right? haha, right?

Mister two time everything.

This must have been the bottom, it must be, I closed another pair of shorts. Don't go lower now, lol

Why would Dave Navarro do this to the market bros

oh yeah, really looking like I slurped too early wtf

I shorted volatility so we are in the same boat on this one

we literally used to subsidize china's temu scam by allowing them to use a cheaper mail service designed for pov cunts like i dunno, fucking philipenes to send their packages here cheaper because they're pov cunts
china used the "developing nation" mail service to flood america with cheap temu shit

this is only going to get worse for shitskins and shitskin nations. south america didn't get raped as much with tariffs because it could honestly collapse their social services. their government is ridiciously corrupt in chile for example, where civil service accountants are regularky told to look the other way. it's to the point that if one civil servant in chile did his job right it would cause a cascade and topple the economies of most high pop cities, for example santiago

The pages themselves show you this, if you read the whole thing. You'll have to go to Anon Babble to get a file size large enough to read in .png this is only a section.

lmfao..LMFAO

Leaked financials show no record of Kai Cenat funding the Nigerian school he promised

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Are the SOXL baggies dead yet?

The point is:

I don't think I can remember him saying that he'd account everything. It sounded as if he was going to go 1:1 on the formal numbers and not "include currency and other barriers". That likely is the essential difference and what the market also did not expect? And with that the numbers are likely also way higher than what was expected

Really hope you guys are antifragile right now.

Are Nippons committing seppuku yet?

52week low approaching rapidly

Shinzo bros not like this

Another 3% gap down on DAX and QQQ en route

niggers

i'm in so deep i can't do anything other than hold and wait

Where is the leaf that kept buying tech..

Today my net worth decreased by an amount equivalent to a quarter of my salary

I’m going to just stare at it with dead eyes every day for five years waiting for it to go back up. I skipped a meal and stole groceries today because I lost so much money this year. Being up 50% last year got so deep in my head

Baller. I'm not quite there... yet

WHERES FUNDSTRAT'S TOM LEE? I NEED HIM TO TELL ME EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK

ffs, fucked myself over closing shorts at close, piece of shit market rugging in just one go

Only Europe can save Mumu now (temporarily)

Gareth says
youtu.be/ih5WV9Xz9WY?si=MAQNI-JSQtoEHBcb

overnight trading is going great too. I’m a hundred dollars away from the first digit dropping for the third time today. Margin trading was the worst financial decision I ever made in my life

oh right, this guy kek. Facemelting rallye. He probably meant next week. Which is likely. Somebody will try to fix this and reduce the tariffrates, either US (legislative) itself or others by negotiation. But there will still also be a downturn later, as the damage this has done is immense. March 2022 also had an insane bearmarket rallye, if you shorted there at the bottom without extramargin, you'd easily been wiped out
(1 short SPX = about -120-140 points for -50% loss stopout)

So....now looks like a good time to buy your deflated hopes and dreams :)
I was just thinking of investing in the stock market for the first time.

Fat fingers typed this post.

March 2022 also had an insane bearmarket rallye

Even the one in August last year was hairy. I was briefly on the wrong end of that one before frantically flipping everything long.

futures

portfolios

401ks

unemployments

GDPs

youtube.com/watch?v=z2oYbVQngmA

I remember a baconator combo meal that cost 8 dollar.

Yeah, this one was.... something to remember. If there ever is another carrytrade dump the lesson is = risk gone, repump (but next time it will likely be different and it's wrong again)

futures

youtu.be/CxcNh6xo32w?si=PSrT93ykqGPAXa28

yields

trade deficits

social cohesion

the next American century

youtube.com/watch?v=A67c7P-9VWY

He is a turkroach

Babe, you are back. I missed you. How's your portfolio? Are you hedged?

I had a huge ingrown hair on my ballsack a few years ago. I got it to pop while masturbating.

Jerome tomorrow

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

??????

I think losing to Joe Biden might have broken his mind.

nigs

I've been selling since November and have been holding back the urge to drink the slurpie machine dry. At the rate things are going things won't settle till August. I don't know if I can hold back that long.

korean president removed from power. klaus schwab resigns. nsa director fired. warm welcome to my new funemployed friends.
youtube.com/watch?v=a3sO0mK9X6A

Even with this turmoil I gotta admit, it seems like the good guys won. Now all that's left is Larry Fink.

Baked

banger

korean president was actually /ourguy/, i just wanted to post that anime girl i made

ATGAS
AND
OIL
I
LOOK AT DAT NATGAS AND OIL

I was returning some video tapes and didn't see the new thread