/smg/ - Stock Market General

Megumin edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

drumpf

Whats is she thinking right now?

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I survived the Great Trump Dump of 2025

Hope springs eternal.

French President Macron tells European companies to stop their investment in the US.

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rotating out of consumer goods into TQQQ

she's half in tech

bunch of call options on that and amazon

uh oh

Holy guacamole KOboomer and the VZchud are rolling in it right now. The millennial menace fears the blue chip portfolio

WHICH TICKER IS THE MERCURY HEAD DIME ETF?
MY SON TOLD ME ABOUT THEM
THANKS, BOB

Inflation has finally transitioned.

SLV

Never bet against America.

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I don't feel a thing. Quite literally no emotions go through me as I check my portfolio.
-$1500 makes me feel nothing. Drumpf is going to have to work much, much harder to demoralize me. Honestly, I would cheer at a global depression caused by drumpf tariffs. I want to see -40% by the end of the year, I would buy so many equities! Hopefully we'll get there!

please respond babe. let's move forward. i really like you and i'm going to rescue you from your Anon Babble addiction. we had a great morning yesterday and i want to build on that momentum.

Based. Let the volatility flow through you.

Based Trump letting me buy cheapies, can't wait to buy more when yurop 'relatiates'.

KO boomer only owned a copy of the Coke logo

I'm so unbothered I'm about to go run a 5k. Later NERDS.

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So what's China going to do? Call me a gweilo on Anon Babble?

Its summer 2024 again bros.
White boy summer is back!!!

AHHHHH RDDT DOWN 10% ON THE DAY

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how do you know its me I didn't even mention my investments
I don't gots a Anon Babble addiction cause I keep missing your posts
I hope you didn't lose too much money

You DID go all in on the multi generational low at 11 this morning right? You don't want to get left behind again right?

-25%.
And desu it just looks like we cleared the midline.
Can I get a -50%?

Leverage...
for a lack of a better word...
is good.

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Good while we're at it, why don't we start laying off half our employees, so we can force Jay's hand and cut the fucking interest rates.

The market is crabbing! On no news!

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If we do get a recession it will at least cause some deflation in the pussy market

Buddy don’t look at the Russell computer.

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ok, jesus christ. what is the silver lining in all of this?

The tech bubble is far too unpopped for my liking. Frankly they should lay people off until all that's left is the H1Bs and the CEO, this is peak performance.

i have a Anon Babble addiction too. more like a you addiction i'd say. it must have been our strong mental bond. and you didn't tell me something nice, i asked first.

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Uncanny jew face.

America will be stronger than ever after we handle the pain.

Owning the libs

Mmh, I love me Nuttalle

And just like that... we crossed BACK UNDER the 1W VWAP.
How is this even mathematically possible...

Housing prices?

You actually mentioned your SCHD

SCHitD

You can't explain that!

Slurpers will be annihilated.

price cut again.

I'm looking at some prime real estate under a bridge somewhere
Maybe I could sell my soul for a cardboard box

The only ones suffering are Boomers who went all in on housing.

Let me reiterate:

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everyone thinking it's over we bottomed

Yeah, we got a long way down left.

making america great again

Actually, it's down and to the right on my screen.

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In Japan they chart stocks to the left

Then they can live on their cruise lines.

No movements since January, but I wonder if she pulled out yesterday.

I hear that in China, they make up candles red and down candles green because red is auspicious.

Bottom will be in soon. If circuit breakers weren’t activated today, they never will. We should have seen well over -6% if these tariffs were scaring people.

We might see a slow bleed for a week or two, but the reality is we have short memories and will start buying

Trump is a genius and will bring us into a new golden age

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This crash doesn't effect me because I already lost my money months ago.
BOOM
Beat that anon

Literally everything is red except the Euro

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$5 SOXL when?

i really really like broccoli with parmesan cheese and its partly why I'm so skinny

reddit spacing

giga line go up copium

Disregarded.

You retards should've listened

Yes, I've seen broker account interfaces with red gains, lol

what ever happened to sexy panties. whatever these cuts are zoomers wear are disgusting.

Think I'm not even going to look at stonks and indices for a while because I'm cashgang

Fuck it let's look at sp500 anyway

-4%

What the fuck just happened lads? Is it the tariffs?

You people are buying, right?

What is Reddit spacing? I don’t understand.

im very tempted to dip into my emergency fund to scoop more

Bo back

not buying the tantrum dip in margin

Yeah, I'm out of slurp juice now though.

$UNH is mooning.

It's tempting, I added a little to my current holdings but I am holding off until we see what other nations retaliation will be before I put my dirty little fuck around slush fund in all the way

Bo Back Better

God I suck at the stock market. I could've shorted literally anything and made bank today. I shorted apple though and it's just gone fuckin sideways all day.

Lol what a ridiculous reaction to MUH TARIFFS. Wow. "Worse than expected".....even though everyone (((expected))) Trump's tariffs to literally be 100% reciprocal? The whole mainstream narrative around this is the most alarmist, sensational disingenuous bullshit I think I've ever seen. I'm genuinely amazed that the American Dem retard machine is running in hyperdrive this hard.

it can always die more

Don't try to catch a falling knife.

Only using 10% of my account and already down 1500(.45%)
Shit is scary bros, just a tiny move is like a years income.

Have you ever heard the parable of Mr. Market the retarded?

you guys have been calling the bottom since mid march.

hmm. well i guess that is something nice. i really like the tiny broccolis, but i don't know what store to buy them in, only find them in restaurants. i wish i was a better eater, i'm trying to improve my diet but there's a lot of packaged food. my smoothie is my best meal. you'll have to help me improve, i was a very picky eater as a child, it makes being vegetarian extra difficult. i'd cook nice food for you if you were around though, i'd want to make life easy for you.

What are they going to do? Wipe me out again.

t. Chewy anon

I’m allowed to be here. I don’t have to go anywhere.

Unless we hit the circuit breakers it's literally nothing
It's like everyone forgot spy dropped 34% during covid

Oh yes, of course. I'm just saying that sending stocks back an entire year because of MUH TARIFFS is the most obvious bullshit in the world. Retail is, once again, getting completely fleeced if they're shorting here.

Yeah bud the 2022 "bottom" was about a month and a half of giga crabbing while the mainstream media dumped endless retarded FUD

What if backs on the tariffs again?

Wipe you out and then lay you off so that you have no income and no emergency fund and ultimately become homeless.

I think those ones look sexy. Anyways, thats one of the Cavinder twins. They're kinda mid desu.

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elongates legs, shortens torso. The masterrace bodyproportion

lollmao

That's because they are not reciprocal. Some anon posted a twitterpost of how the tariffs likely are calculated. The tariffs of other nations allegeldy are not real. Thailand is not tariffing the US with 90%

it looks like granny thong pulled up to make a ghetto control top. very unappealing.
this just used to be normal without optical trickery.

people genuinely believe the girl on the left was a candid worker

Kek.

That one guy who is very rude called the top in February and kept saying we have way more to drop last he posted. I am inclined to believe him.

The bottom is SPY 185. Always has been.

The stock market is getting FUKT

dumps on open

crabs all day

boring

HSBC Downgrades NVIDIA to Hold From Buy, Adjusts Price Target to $120 From $175

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is the hottest girl from that game.

i get your point but that's definitely not the way i would describe this. historically bad day. i think you're seeing things a little too optimistically, i feel like this is a kind of retaliation move myself from tptb and i don't want to read too much into it, but this is gonna make people angry at your guy, at least in the short term, and a confrontation has definitely started and we can expect more of this unless some kind of deal is reached soon. i'm really nervous and upset right now and i'm not confident at all things are going to work out just fine.
and you mentioned earlier about losing money, didn't lose any, just a change in prices for things i was not about to sell. i actually made $40 trading today. i know not much but i'm happy with it. it helps in this awful market.

Sell side """""""""""analysts""""""""""" are such a scam. They only exist to shill stocks to retail baggies.

Oh my fucking god how is it literally entirely euros and redditors referencing that DEBUNKENING of the tariffs? This just feels like such a fucking obvious astroturfing at this point. The normie takes are SO fucking weak - people who I've never seen care about stocks are now cheering on the market "tanking because of Trump's tariffs"? No one even knows what the fuck the tariffs are going to do, it's going to take six fucking months to find out. I'm genuinely blown away by how fucking stupid this is.

I don't have cash in my account to slurp

Come on man, have some gumption. THIS IS THE RETALIATION, the countries that just got tariffs placed on their exports have no leverage. If they want a piece of the US market pie, they'll have to eat the tariffs or reduce their own on US goods. If Big Money is doing anything, it's the classic "whip retail into a frenzy through the media networks we own, sell them puts all the way down, and then absolutely obliterate their shorts when enough of them have switched bearish". 2022 was the same way. Then October 2023. Then April 2024. Now this.

$KSS

$DELL

$SHOP

the market is the same as it was during the biden administration

lmfao my bff jill

Yeah lots of stuff is almost back to November 2021 levels, makes ya think. I hate retail and Big Money so much it's unreal.

Trump is right for implementing these tariffs, but there will also be a lot of carnage as the economy is reorganized. We have to do this to avoid a series of even worse crises over the next 12-24 months. Just stop coping and join team bobo: we will continue to fall further as long as this delusional market keeps coping about everything returning to line go up bubble mode.

Anon Babble has a thread claiming we are going into a recession... let me check Anon Babble yep Anon Babble also has a thread about it...

welp pack it up boys recession is canceled slurp now while the getting is good it won't go much lower.

Who dis?

i'm not worried about the vietnamese counter-tariff. if you don't get it by now you probably never will.

I have no money to buy stuff with. It's all going to paying off bills and rent. Everything else is tied to mutual funds and money market funds.

What if we include an actual mountain in the logo?

Damn it, Don, you've done it again.

holy smokes talk about an overreaction

biden gets a deal to get chinks to build a plant in america and everybody cheered. trump ries to get people to buy champagne from california instead of from france, and mr. tough guy over there Emanuel "I Throw My Political Opponents In Jail" Macron starts telling his people to literally stop doing business. Like if France doesn't do business, does that hurt or help the workers of France?

sorry Paco

I'm BUYING AMERICAN

Nope I don't buy it, at all. What "reorganizing" is there to do? Google, Meta, Nvidia, Tesla, etc. None of them need to do anything substantial to maintain their complete dominance, the tariffs mean practically nothing to companies with piles of cash and deep user-bases like them. BUT the reality that everyone is ignoring is that these countries are FUCKED if they don't back their tariffs off now. They have no wiggle room, no leverage. They decided years ago that they were just going to roll the dice on high US export tariffs, expecting the US would never reciprocate. Oops that was a bit shortsighted wasn't it?

Mumus coping, slurping, out of slurp juice

yeah, we are going to 5k, maybe 4,8

US forgets that a lot of countries have good tariff agreements.
All of EEA is single market. EU and Japan have agreement that already put most of goods on no tariff track, with few categories still going down, and most having no tariffs.
US businesses and people are rich, they can eat the cost.

It's so insane to think that countries like France or China or Canada have any leverage over the US with tariffs. The US actually has its own resources to fall back on, meanwhile those retards had to keep buying Russian oil after sanctioning Russia lmao.

The tariffs - assuming that they'll last longer than a week or two and countries won't cave - are almost entirely about knocking down the US sovereign debt. It WILL have a measurable effect on the debt. People are retarded for not understanding that aspect.

Anon Babble also said a market crash was happening before our eyes 3 weeks ago. And the market was definitely higher than it is today.

give me ONE reason why SOXL is down 27% today

No, tariffs are not a good answer, semis are literally excluded from them

Fair trade practices. These cucks just don't get how badly we have been getting ripped off, and for how long we've been getting fucked. It's like the left hates the American worker and only cares about people living in section 8 on welfare.

I noticed people in these threads who have been bearish the last few months are the ones that have been right and tend to be intelligent with their words. Mumus just say the same catchphrases.

ill call my congresswoman and tell her that for you.

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Boomers have no idea what's coming.

You know we could have leveled the playing field with other countries by easing our labor laws. Mandate 60hour work weeks and legalize child labor
Retvrn to Tradition

The market's been pivoting to full conductors since last summer

Then I welcome death, friend.

Still far from 20% down tho

US businesses

yes

and people are rich

no.

AI failed to outperform $3/hr jeet labor.

If I had to guess it would be because the PHLX Semiconductor index is down 9%?

I BOUGHT SOXL LIKE YOU SAID YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCK

it's a devil's device

Just pumped 500 AMERICAN DOLLARS into this market

So what are the chances ETSY moons when the trannys have to start buying American small batch 3d printed dilators instead of spending the extra money on ones made in China?

So, where IS the money flowing to? Heaven?

anyways i know you're stoked about this babe, you have a good income and you want to invest more and you're sticking by your president. that's good. it's just that i don't want you to work 30 more years, you can if you want to i guess but that's not what you have to do. and i'm worried about your job staying around, and not just yours, a lot of people's, and i'm worried about all the boomer pensions, not just for me but for our country, we're not in a great spot right now and we just angered the people keeping this zombie on life support. i'm all for maga, i'm all for hardball, but that doesn't mean i welcome the negative consequences either. the easier we can achieve what's good for our country, the better, and i can't help but think there was a better way forward. anyways think fondly of me today, all i wanted was to get closer to you, chat with you, want you to want that too. want to get us both off of Anon Babble and into the real world as soon as we can, get your mind off of vengeance, hate, and spite and onto love, happiness, and optimism. and i was hoping you would see that i needed some more tenderness from you today as well, that's something else you'll need to work on. see you tomorrow i guess. i look forward to it and pray you do as well.

my pockets from cashing in on those puts

in the first place I have to ask what "caving in" would entail
because if we use Trump's government genius math skills in how they calculated the tariffs, then there's no way the fuck poor countries will be able to buy from the US more than they sell to it - US would have to become 3rd world shithole with cheap labour (which could be the case if USD fell greatly in value, but that would fuck up the world economy hard)

poorfags are never a market you target, that's a non-issue
average and above-average American has enough disposable income to profit off
it helps that there's also nothing they are able to spend it on, that's why attracting American tourists to places where they can spend money is a great business

Nigga touch grass, get a job, and stop hitting on the bros. here

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WTF

It literally, unironically does not make any sense. Especially considering that semis as a sector were already sliding since last summer. SOXX is back at November 2021 prices, and the RSI is like a single hair's width from being where it was at the 2022 bottom, and the lowest it's ever been. Meanwhile the companies in the sector have been making absurd amounts of money and by all means are good investments.

´Money flowing into EU, especially Rheinmetall, Saab, Leonardo.
Heh, smart money going into Berkshire and bonds and other such crap. Infrastructure, banks, and defense sectors should be going brrr in my opinion.
That ol' son of a bitch. Investment stocks always outperform. Berkshire and Investor. The two gods.
Nah bro, you should have gone into EU stocks. They have been outperforming ever since the "war" and for a good reason

A few years down the road we'll all look back on this and laugh

my bank stocks are actually beating the market to the bottom

buy when theres blood on the streets even when its your own.

there is a lot of my blood on streets rn

i'm worried about all the boomer pensions

listen here, those mother fuckers sold out the future of the whole country so they could fuck off and let their children pay the fucking bill. time has come to pay the fucking bill, i think we should fucking implement a retirement tax of $75,000 due at the age of 75, if they can't pay it, they're not worth keeping around and should just be euthanized at that point for living their whole life as a fucking loser.

Nice dividend portfolio, cheap eggs and milk, bottles and cans equal cash, affordable housing accommodation. Life is good frens.

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Slurping right now at the start of the crisis is fucking retarded. This is how you end up homeless.

NASD-ACK down 1K is pretty neat

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And also like, what the fuck is going on with bonds????? NOW is when everyone suddenly decides bonds are dope? Yeah fucking right. It can't be "tariffs are going to be wildly inflationary!" and "bonds are a good investment!" at the same time. Genuinely schizophrenic behavior.

LOL. Yeah, everything is somebody else's fault.

Newfag. Bonds are a safe haven asset.

im pretty sure tomorrow will be a green day actually, and for that reason, im in.

he cannot trade volatility

doomers gonna doom. Not hedging for a volatile rebound in the next comings weeks is just as retarded as ending up homeless

Yeah but I still think banks are going to be one of the big winners from all this. Massive spending packages in EU, income up, spending up, loans are up. Investments all up.
Morgan stanley is up +230% on a 5Y chart.
European banks are doing exceedingly well and giving out record high divvies. Despite all this FUD, the economy is still doing really well and people must consoooom

Has anyone seen my Son Jack? He took a giant fall this morning and hasn't gotten up yet. I am worried deeply about him.

I was about to short volatility till june

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VIXX isn't a bad idea to short

oh yeah, cause I fucking gave a shit load of fucking weapons to the ukraine, sent all our manufacturing jobs overseas, pushed the children and niggers into predatory government backed loans they couldn't afford, subsidized the shit out of projects that had no defined goal, while kicking the can down the road and putting unqualified niggers/faggots into positions of power they had no business ever having? I accept responsibility when I fuck up, but this shit isn't my fault however I will be part of the team that fixes it. That's the difference between a democrat and a republican. It's personal fucking responsibility.

then stop selling to me for so cheap.

down 4% today

up .5% tomorrow

down 4% Monday

All of you coping bullniggers need to chill for a second and zoom the fuck out. This is the early stages of another 2000 or 2008 crisis, and we're going to be dumping for at least another 18-24 months. Buying right now is absolutely the most retarded thing you can possibly do, and you're just being exit liquidity for the big banks that are dumping their positions on you.

Just fucking sit in cash, pile it up until uncle Jay says the magic word "Rate Cuts" then take your dick and stick it all the way in this bitch.

You know we will be up 700 points tomorrow, right?

screenshot this post

Liquidation status?

Things move much quicker today than they did 20 years ago. The recovery will be swift, and if you're thinking its 18 months to the bottom, you're a moron. There's so much capital still on the sidelines, and this selling is just making that pile grow even higher.

Wow, one heckin greendayerino in a massive downtrend! Bull market confirmed!!!!1!1!1!1one

US Pres. Trump On Market Reaction: ‘Going Very Well’, Market Is Going To Boom

ayyyyyyyy

big banks dumping

you mean slurping. remember you vill own nothing.

The ISM data points to some slowdown in the economy but all data regarding income has way overshot the estimates. Now with the tariffs... could be a small transition period with slightly higher inflation. Hopefully FED remains optimistic because if not then we can say goodbye to the market for a while.
But overall I think it is going to be alright

i'm honestly starting to believe that manifesting desires (small ones) is real. I understand gacha is all rng, and so is store inventory. but. I think about a magic card I want, and somehow, not two weeks later is it in stock at my local store. recently, I got a very good roll on an extremely low chance item improvement (3.3%) to a super success, and was extremely suprised. I casually suggested the game give me a super success, and it did. I am left speechless.
manifesting success must work only on a minor scale as to not tip cosmic balance

I actually agree with most of this but I'll raise you one more, it's not about being a Republican or a Democrat. It's about being a more rational human being that legitimately understands that you can't run a country like the way it's been run our whole lives. You can't just add absurd levels of sovereign debt unless you tax the living fuck out of everyone, but they haven't done that for real either. Tariffs and deleting USAID bullshit is one of the most immediate best ways to fix this nonsense.

Not when the actual main street economy eats shit too.

Retail are net buyers right now and institutions are net sellers you absolute fucking retard.

America, fuck yeah!

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that phone battery percentage

Is a euro

has a retarded take

calls it the FED

goddamn, really? EVERY TIME?

And what do you think institutions do after they sell you big dumb faggot?

You think that is bad, you should see my gas gauge

Holy shit, you people are actually retarded. Imagine shorting VIX heading into a financial crisis. The absolute state of permamumu mental illness.

nigga what are you doing

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Not when the actual main street economy eats shit too.

When was the last time you walked down main street? Nobody can afford to pay a fucking kid $25 an hour to ring out retail sales, put the shit in the bag and say have a nice day.

Nah, he's half Euro. They don't have the Euro.

The absolute state of a pozzed /smg/ger. You think we are going to continue moving 15% swings per day? I made off like a bandit buying puts earlier this week and selling them on open. You need to learn to trade

looks like he's lighting $464 on fire xxloligroyper1488

I sweat balls under a quarter tank. Get gas at half a tank traveling.

based emperor gonna make us bulls rich.

I like it when people firmly believe they have the stock market completely figured out.

the FED

Nothing wrong with this, m8. Sign of respect. They have handled the economy well for the past 15 years so you gotta give them some credit.
Also, shit on Euro with all your might but Euro is outperforming hard right now. Heh, would be better if I didn't have to pay 50%+ taxes but such is life, right?
And never will have Euro. Sweden's industry is too strong to adopt the Euro

My strategy of buying gold miners and hedging with TUA is working nicely today.

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It's not an acronym though??? It's The Federal Reserve. The Fed.

Trump announces Tarrifs coming "xyz" date

bought puts leading up to "xyz" date

sell puts on open of bloodbath day that are tarrifs reactions. If you havent figured this out, you shouldn't be in the market

social security shouldnt exist. if you couldnt save for your retirement, you dont get to. sell your house that you bough for a pack of gum.

im firign up my trader workstation.

lets stare at those losses eye to eye.

At least we might get cheap gas

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why try to convince me? You have the crystal ball, go make millions. You'll be the first and books will be written about you.

If you go back to the 2020 /smg/ archives, all the permamumus that longed the early stages of the covid crash before it bottomed got rekt and permanently stopped posting in /smg/. The only people who survived and continued posting afterward either held cash or were short.

Yes, I think most people are well aware of that. Just let me have that one retarded take.

The covid crash was barely two weeks then it mooned.

Biz smg won't share ports, they're just a bunch of crying fed kikes

I am not trying to convince you; I am telling you. If you aren't convinced you are just a bitter faggot who trades emotionally. Keep up that poor attitude. I am sure it will bring about happiness

i hope half these fucks get heemed to be honest. too many fucking liberal faggots and nigger lovers these days.

Oh? You know how I trade too? I'm impressed.

Still not selling. I would rather temporarily lose half my portfolio in a 50% drawdown than permanently lose whatever I sell right before a recovery. So do your worst jews. My mind is already made up. You can't have my bags.

That's enough time to heem options.

the F.E.D. will literally unironically save us

I don't care how you trade. What I know is you are a bitter faggot.

You know a lot of stuff. That's very good. Confidence is key.

If you were smart you would sell for a loss now and buy back cheaper.

im down like 30% on my niggervideos.

i trust the emperor 100%. the bull run is coming.

I'll post position when I sell; it isn't confidence. It is greek calculus.

Americans do something and fix this!

I almost replied seriously then I saw you're that dumbass who thinks he knows what the market is going to do

I voted for this!

barely two weeks then it mooned

QE money printer goes brrrr is not mooning

the fed will save us

Come the fuck on dot com

I'm almost 100% certain that countries are going to start rolling back their tariffs on the US within the next week or two and suddenly everyone will be acting like this crash never happened

sex with Tomoko's hairy pussy

Be for real, the narrative forever was "the fed can't cut or print because everything is too elevated". Now we've condensed the majority of a 2022 style crash into six weeks instead of six months, what a coincidence. The Fed becoming more dovish is not an outlandish consideration here.

Let's see if you have that same confidence a month from now tomoko faggot.

they didn't invest in big tobacco

tech trannies seething while us tobacco barons wallow in fat divvies and steady gains

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Fair enough, but to say the fed is saving us when they didn't manufacture the circumstances needed for them to operate just seems incorrect.

yeah trump will have balls of steel thats for sure so im betting on him winning the other cucks

I just know he's gonna come out and say that the countries did a good job, the goodest! on the 5th and the 9th after the market closes.
I should buy tomorrow, then sell on monday and buy back next tuesday.

How we feeling slurpbros? Nah, I am done slurping the US. Just getting gigafugged by the weak dollar. Anyone here invested into Rheinmetall? Given the uneasiness in the market, I reckon all the money is going to go into stocks like it. I fully expect it to hit 2500 before EOY

You might think that the tariffs are stupid and bad. But Warren Buffett thinks it's a good idea. Are you smarter than Warren Buffett?

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HEY ROCKER DID YOU HOLD YOUR SPYCEY RYCEY STOCK?! THAT WAS THE ONE PLAY YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I REMEMBER TALING ABOUT RYCEY WITH ALL OF YOU IN 2020/2021 WHEN IT WAS A PENNY STOCK!!!!!!

When the economy bursts, and every American women has to go revert to a traditional homemaker, while the niggers are forced back into the fields picking cotton. Don't thank me, thank President Trump.

I have my mercury Dimes ready; do you?!

I got all my grandfather's morgan silver dollars

People from all different generations
did all that stuff. People your age are doing all that stuff.

lol it's dumping again lol

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

post picture of ridges.

my sweetheart is having a legendary spergout on another board. YOU'RE SO CUTE BABE! YOU HAVE MAJOR ISSUES! ONLY I CAN FIX YOU!!! I GET IT!!! come back here and celebrate with me. intel is saved for real now.

wtf i thought tariffs were bullish??

bullish for american, not markets kek

Markets are "booming" what did he tweet this time

i got reichsmarks too

In the long term.
Trump just secured a middle class to buy shit for another 40 years. Just long enough till chinas population crisis peaks. Then we only have russia to worry about

unless you tax the living fuck out of everyone, but they haven't done that for real either

inflation

so youre saying i can sit on QQQ for the next 50 years and not worry?

How many ppl might have necked themselves already?
I just dont look at my folio anymore
i hated that i was so much in cash
now i love it
still losing massive amounts
but whatever
fuck it

still losing massive amounts

but whatever

fuck it

This is the attitude to have.

More selling to come at least. Will see a V recovery C*vid style once countries come to the table.

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it's either that or decent into insanity

descent

Stop pretending like the US middle class is somehow poor, m8. The US middle class is ridiculously rich. The only way to be poor is to massive fugg it up but that's on you.

Imagine if today was the day jannies took down the website

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Stop buying

i dont live in the US but let me talk as an authority figure on all things US

updated my watchlist a little. energy seems to be doing good. or at least some tickers.

super duper!

Baggie made money today. Thanks /smg/ for basically teaching me how to not give a fuck and embrace volatility.

We're all a little mad here.

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voted once?

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket
My shares are up 613% since he shilled it. Rocker sold off along time ago though.

They wouldn't get their paychecks

SELL SELL SELL THIS IS THE BIG ONE BOIS

These countries are going to find out Trump is fully committed and even before heading to mar-a-largo doubled down on his tweet that the operation is over and now the healing can begin.

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I heard a boomer in TGT complaining about the market a few weeks ago to a random guy stocking shelves. She looked like someone who 1000% voted for him, for sure. Wonder how she's feeling today.

I wish he'd do something about the stock market! We're retired, this is our income!

Afterwards you always feel like a moron for not selling
it seems obvious now
but it wasn't obvious
the entire market was wrong
that's the reason for the massive correction

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

YANG GANG
REPORTING IN! LET XI ESCALATE THIS SHIT TONIGHT!

Shut up commie

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someone needs to buy to keep the line go down.

if the US middle class isn't poor how come I can't buy a soda without the cashier begging me for tips?? At least in Asia the only people who beg are the ones who live on the street

Are booms still balls deep in stocks? I would have been absolutely launching money at bonds, because you know you're never getting these "high" rates for the rest of their lives.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TARIFF/TRADE WAR BULLSHIT

I voted for Blumpf too, I'm not retired nor am I retiring soon thoughbeit

the smart ones refinanced everything around 2018, went balls deep into the market, then came out and bought treasuries at the first sign of rate cuts.

based Trump

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check portfolio, thinking it'll be a bloody murder

it's about the same as it was like a month ago

Nothing ever happens.

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That all you got bobo? Gonna have to do better than that.
this

The line went down.
Please panic

Hi

the smart ones

So like 50 of em? I can just imagine the Greek myth tier hubris to stay in and get more gains lol.

check portfolio in 6 months

it's about the same as it was 2 years ago

yep, nothing ever happens

Don't worry, we've many more days of this.

try half a year ago

probably closer to 100 of them, but yeah

if you're not buying the shit out of SVIX you're missing the easiest 20% of your life

use just enough leverage to never get liquidated but to be close enough where stress levels are high enough to get dissociative epiosdes throughout the day, then eventually get massive gains

the money is good but i'm not sure how much of this i can still take. I'd like to think i will look fondly on these memories on my deathbed regardless.

I have a good % in gold and BTC, so I'm decently up.

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Delete this

When are euro tariffs coming? Hold these puts over the weekend or?

Waiting for SOXL to reach single digits mate.

They won’t do shit

they absolutely will, but I'd rather they didn't. tariffs is just more taxes.

drop the fucking tariffs on our HVAC systems and we then can talk

If tomorrow is a repeat there will be slurping.

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you can go all in on both

Yeah I need some AAPL that starts with a 1. COME ON YOU FUCKIN JEWS I'VE BEEN A GOOD GOY HOOK ME UP.

And into man ass.

Almost 5% down day kek

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Well, how did it go today?

-10.57%

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You dont get it.
The rich people need customers. The more wealth they take limits how much they can make.
There are to many rich peoples with too much money. You cant have all the money, at a certain point you have problems in society.
This is kicking things back in that direction.
If the middle class shrinks too much it will be serfs/elite oligarchs
Sounds good to some rich but in reality you will have wars and riots. Easier to just kneecap some of your rich brothers and let the wealth pie split back towards middle class so you can milk that again for decades
Literally helps everyone, boomer 401ks probably take the biggest hit after its all over

-$1,268.47 (-1.30%)

-7.30%

Try taking your underwear off your head and looking at what is being worn by women.

-4% lol

-3.35%
Drinking hard tonight boys. Not sure why but all day I have been thinking it was Friday.

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not looking. I'm already all US based and US operating, so I'm just gonna sit for a few minutes and do some screening on what to pick up later.
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I like how these communists suddenly care about the stock market. Now we just need them to start caring illegals killing our neighbors with fentanyl and raping our women. We might actually be able to make people out of them.

Same but .58%

think we both need a hug badly.

-2.05%, could be worse, looking forward to buying in going forward.

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It will never happen.

"Tax corporations!"

Institutes Tariffs

"Wait not like that!"

the only way to do that is to get Trump to become a communist then their anti-trump obsession will kick in

They don’t care. They just think we care so they want to demoralize us. We just care in a way they will never understand.

MAGA-communist Lelouche-Q gambit,

I got it yo! We just get Trump to come out and tweet that now he is considering resigning from office. They'll come out and oppose his resignation and make him stay in office!

-7.04%
dog bless america

i think they said they will decide on the response during this month.

Go get a free gay buttsex from your mom, retard.

Truth

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-7,77%

blessed numbers.

+3.28%

Yes yes you are retarded and don't know anything.

-0.93%

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I look at it differently. Kneecaping overseas production will give them lower purchase prices, which will increase their local spending driving up quality of life. In theory happy healthy workers produce more. But now there's less to produce, so they start competing to grow efficiencies for the businesses. They start gaining skills, and the products they create become higher quality.
But, they also have layoffs, meaning their employees can now find other jobs and spread their skills and talents, growing the rate and quality capacities of those new businesses.

Meanwhile, in the US which is putting on the tariff, all pressures towards higher quality and efficiency are already applied by the reality of the disparity in labor costs. Those businesses in the US which have survived, are getting a price increase to refine and expand their production of their refined goods. US citizens are being offered high wage jobs in high tech firms, training becomes valuable, on both sides of employment, and efficiencies learned from lean sales can translate, in many businesses, into higher volumes of higher quality goods. US buyers can get the extra time-saving feature option, allowing them, like those in the tariffed country, time to refine and live a better QoL, in return giving them better production, leading to less need, leading to freed-up and skilled workers available for other projects.

In between is the risk, and the unFED needs to lower rates, and WallStreet needs to be fenced out of at least some of the spending choices, else these places shutter immediately when the tariffs come off, if Fort500 internationals are the only groups hiring to factory.

yeah, anyone who didn't see a short option, was probably a mild retarded. the only question is where that ends up. hope you spend it wisely.

+0.94%. Lol ATH

nah local manufacturers will just increase prices and importers will also increase prices

US citizens are being offered high wage jobs in high tech firms

didnt realiaze punjabis got us citizenship by being born in india these days

Abe, If you just give me a sign and I will come to Japan and help repopulate your country by fathering 1000s of babies.

they gave women rights. It's Over. Women don't want to have babies. Maybe one right before they turn 40 but that's it.

You're not Shinzo Abe. I'm looking for a sign directly from the Kami of the former Prime Minister.