/smg/ - Stock Market General

Saw a Reuters article saying retail inflows into Euro stocks hit record levels. Lol. Retail is genuinely the dumbest group of motherfuckers on the planet.

I’m down 47% YTD. Anyone want some investing advice?

I'm right there with you so I hope your only advice is to continue Bogling with leverage

correction: speed run complete

current status: resume golden bull

'Morning frens
Sure, so I can do the opposite

Why u say this? Futes still look terrible

make sure you buy chip stocks on margin just before they collapse

Trump knows that America holds all the cards, and these foreigners don't have any cards. If they don't buy our shit, even the shit they do not need, the tariffs will go higher.

€65k net below ATH

If I thank J. D. Vance now, will it stop?

He also needed to crush the fake and gay Biden market.

You bought the wrong chip stocks. Potato chips are the future.

everyone just wants to make money, none of this shit matters. line will go up.

Oh uh, I think I might have already done something like that

The redpill is knowing kabbalah harris would have crashed the stomk market too

If they don't buy our shit

US doesn't manufacture anything.
The only two exports are the us treasuries and internet traffic.

People sure are selling like a bunch of hysterical retards if they want to make money

Yeah but it would have been worse because she would have kept it pumping higher until something worse happened.

that hoodles the stroodle

Buy when the tards sell. It works stupidly well. I'm in my buying target already for some big ol VOO buys.

I don't give a fuck, buy our fucking bourbon, corn, and natural gas, even if you don't need it, or we're going to stop buying your shit.

Whats the short interest now I wonder

Can Trump quit the clownery already. I'm sick of losing my money.

who do you think is buying the shares from those sellers though?

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO

Jews probably

should have been short since January anon
you knew the tariffs would happen

Lol nasdaq down almost 5% on this shit is legitimately absurd. Wow. I can't believe people are such fucking babies about Trump. Such a fucking tired story now, a decade of this shit.

Good point

Big money buying panic seller cheapies

COME ON YOU FUCKING APES DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

or we're going to stop buying your shit

This won't happen. This can not even happen.
Burgerland runs on mindless and needless consumption of out-of-country made goods for which you export US treasuries.
Burgerland simply has no capacity (yet, maybe ever) to manufacture in-country made goods made for in-country consumption.
Also, who's gonna buy this when new money stops coming in from exporting the US debt to the world to buy shit with?

inb4 Fed

We're moving into a multi-polar world with spheres of dominance.
China
Russia
USA

Funny... I don't see EU on that list...

Oh wow another euro cuck who talks shit on the US but legitimately has no idea what it's like here, color me shocked!

Nike down 14% lmao

He is just plain wrong.
youtube.com/watch?v=96iJsdGkl44

This is a buying day right?

Poor Vietnamese sweatshop slaves are gonna starve now. Also lmao at Bill Ackman being retarded again. He supported Trump while buying a big Nike position.

Deutsche Bank just claimed that this is the most significant economic policy shift in the United States in a century and it poses significant risks

REMEMBER YOU'RE TRAINING AND YOU WILL MAKE IT BACK ALIVE.

any slurpers in here? I am hoping SOXL goes below $10 to grab some, not sure what else to go for, meta and google both seem attractive long term, both have super low PE for tech companies, Googles is now below 20!

Dude... EU is in death throes, they're like a possum you got cornered in the chicken coop.
Plus China won't just do nothing - they've been trying to rebalance for this for years now.

Trump is slamming the brakes on the Third American Republic and trying to do a 180 skid at 70mph without flipping the vehicle. IDK man, it's gonna be pretty gnarly however it plays out.

Market opens in 15 minutes. How will it react?
Cast your vote here:
take.supersurvey.com/poll5454249xd3074aFf-162

DXY flirting towards $100

French stock index down 3.1%

I have no cash left. I'm gonna kill myself. It's never been as over as it is right now.

but legitimately has no idea what it's like here

i know what's going on in the US with incredible accuracy,
check pic related for proof.
you don't even need to agree xD

Given the momentum, move hasn't played out till 95 minimum

It was $6.12 at COVID bottom. It's $13 now.
It has more than 50% left to drop

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

russia and china, (china especially), don't want a two or three pole world, they would prefer to deal with a larger number of smaller but still independent countries. trump might agree on that or might just want to claim as much of the actual pie as he can while he still has leverage.

im 100% in cash what do i do

buy TLT and wait

Looks like I will be proven right yet again. Let me give you a solemn warning. Sell. Do not buy. You will regret not taking my advice just like all the previous times I've tried to help you.

This won't happen. This can not even happen.

It's called supply and demand, this is what happens. Price goes up, demand goes down, it's the only fucking rule in the game. You don't have any fucking cards. If you want to export shit to us, you must buy our shit too. You can stop exporting shit to us, we don't fucking care. You forgot our largest export is our national treasure, and of course I am talking about the brave men who carry guns and deliver bombs and bullets.

Why would China or Russia be on the list?

google both seem attractive long term

Google is on its way out
it's behind on AI, it makes no tangible real-world products, EU and regulators are coming after it for anti-trust, it's run by a clueless pajeet, and search engines are now a dime a dozen

Microsoft is a lot more resilient as it makes products people actually need and cannot easily find alternatives for

SPX*DXY -3.7% today

It's beyond over, it's post-over.

I aint selling shit to jew niggers tryna steal my stocks for cheap.

low iq drivel

it will all be over soon

God Bless XOM and CSX

All true, yes.
That's how multi-polar works.
Belt-and-Road is no joke. I'd say it's going to be (is) much more substantive influence than the past 100 years of neocolonial EU/US Central Bank and CIA/USAID regime control.

But Putin doesn't want to be Xi's bitch any more than he wants to be the Neocon's bitch. And he's forged and now tempered his blade.

To your point it will be the re-emergence of the Nation State as the core operators in the system, rather than these globohomo orgs.

I'm so done with you americans and your fucking stock market scam. I think I'm gonna join ISIS

Yeah if you want someone to take you seriously, you're gonna have to be a lot more recognizable than "generic advice giver"
Even the mentally ill pagevomit poster is more recognizable than you, maybe just get a trip

Today is going to be another uh oh day isn't it?

OH NO NO NO NO IT'S CRASHING TO THE ATH OF 10 MONTHS AGO!!11!1!!11!!111!111!!!

tranime pic

opinion discarded

fuck the USA it's time for the WIG30 to shine
Asseco is actually in the green

China and Russia are a fucking retard convention. They shouldn't even be on the security council.

J-just you wait... EU super power by 2030!! I'm not coping, you are!!!

Alles Vollpfosten dort drüben...

it's serious this time though

Our largest importer of Port wine just imposed a 20% import levy on it.
Guess I'll enjoy the cheap wine

I doubt it'll go so cleanly. typically the long march of technological progress tends to make political disagreements a mute point after a while. I'd be willing to bet AI is gonna have a bigger impact on how the world looks in 30 years than a second cold war.

We are going to have consecutive -2% -3% -4% percent days every single day until spy reaches 200. The bull market wont be back for another year at least.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

OH MY GOD I'VE LOST EVERYTHING IT'S A FUCKING BLOODBATH PULL ALL YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK BROS

...aber nachdem man die Banane auskramt, sind sie ziemlich still.

we're so back

Omega bearish
Plus you cockblocked me from bangposting on time

15:29:59

Keep cryin, bitch nigga.

Turbo holocaust time!

Russia just challenged, and defeated, all the king's horses and all the king's men.

China has been the premiere civilization in the world for 1800 of the last 2000 years. They've completed their emergence from their dark ages.
I'm not saying they have no challenges though.

This global restructuring is necessary. And as with all growth and improvement, it demands pain.

They can't slurp fast enough

here we go

imagine if it reversed to +3%

implying my statement was inaccurate in any capacity

why wouldn't it?
the money is still there

Frankly, I'm disappointed in this dump.

This is fucking absurd. Annoying orange better fix this right fucking now.

NEGER UND JUDEN

Donald Trump?
More like Donald DUMP

aaahhh

China is so corrupt that it can't build an apartment building and its people eat cooking oil fished out of the sewer. And no, Communist China isn't the fucking Ming empire, the Great Yuan, or anything else that came before it. We have green tea and chopsticks here too. Today's China is a 70 year old country teetering on the brink of failure.
Russia can't even take on Ukraine and it is right next door. Half of their population probably can't fucking read, and I bet a third of them use towels as socks.
Both countries are laughing stocks.

Memeline pullback - Check.

Now we flip TF out.

I just announced my own personal reciprocal tariffs. Basically I'm just not gonna pay my taxes. I know...ugh...I know it's my civic duty to pay em! I'm just not gonna, is all

guess i learned by lesson about covered calls

expire yesterday and would be assigned

thought it would happen at close

doesnt and it dumps to where i dont get assigned

wake up -5%

Apple being down 8% in one day is honestly pretty amazing

Just announce a 6 gorillion dollar stimulus package right fucking now.

I don't even pay at Costco, why the fuck would I pay taxes?

made a quick scalp on cme this morning. watching intc stock, matters more to me than anything. mom is PISSED, just trying to avoid confrontation this morning. think people should watch the eth chart for trading insights. hoping for a gap close. rough open. tough day. hang in there everyone.

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

GIMMIE THAT $199 AAPL YOU FUCKIN JEWS

How pissed off do you think Xi is to see that Taiwan gets a 2% break on its tariffs compared to the mainland?

POST THE VIDEO!

Apple is getting absolutely heemed, fucking hell.

amazing how SPX is withstanding the pressure

poo and pee -3.3%

Is this a record or what

Good to know, will look for Port wine in stores and help consume.

not even close

Pretty weird day

Not even a limit down day. Barely gets my dick to tingle. Might as well go back to bed.

expenses during March. Vendors were also reported to have

raised their charges, which was linked by panelists to tariffs.
The net result was a third successive monthly acceleration of
input price inflation to its highest in a year-and-a-half.
Service providers sought to pass on higher costs to clients via
an increase in their own charges. But output price inflation,
despite picking up since February, remained below trend in
March. Competitive pressures and efforts to sustain demand
served to limit output price inflation.

Overall new work continued to rise, while a net rise in

overall employment was recorded in March, but growth was
modest amid greater uncertainty in the outlook, reflected
by a softening of confidence to its lowest level since last
September.
March data meanwhile showed an intensification of price
pressures, with costs rising to the greatest degree for nearly
two years. In response, output charges increased solidly.

solidly

Apple is the winner

poo and pee -3.3%

Is this a record or what

I am a child who has never experienced a market downturn

bro I remember there was a time when we hit 4% down daily

BAC is winning harder

it's worse now, will Apple hit -10%?

pretty amazing since apple is basically considered THE stable tech company to invest in

Kek

*crack* *sip* yeah, 2022, those were the days.

DG

They make all their shit in China who has like a 50+% tariff rate. They are fucked hard unless mango man stops the tariff shit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Its been raining over here for like a fucking week straight

He warned them 8 years ago

almost no rain over here for the whole of March

yeah, but they didn't listen and decided instead it was best to go woke, so now they can go fucking broke for all i fucking care.

I just shorted CORT after closing my PTGX and IHS shorts in the green

seriously, why hasn't anyone posted the video yet ?

we need to suck about 7 trillion dollars of future earnings out of this market before we're back to fair levels. that money is going to go strait into cutting taxes for people like me.

bro it's been snowing here for the last two days, be glad for rain

Well at least I scooped SCHD at a 2% discount

But taxes is only a fraction of earnings, wouldn't you prefer the earnings?

out in the heartland its been tornadoing for the past two days. be glad for snow.

I like that Trump is trying something. He's a maker. If he fails, whatever, wouldn't be his first bankruptcy. Important is that you try.

i'm talking about my personal income taxes

Boy do I sure love losing 5% of my money every fucking day haha

already below 550

500 when?

will Apple hit -10%?

yes

zion don will never cut taxes

within 4 more weeks, maybe as soon as two more weeks.

I agree, its good he reminds people that hes the most powerful man in the world

As Bloomberg economists write in an overnight report (available to pro subs), "the US reciprocal 34% tariff on China and other nations where Apple has manufacturing will likely amplify operating-margin deterioration, given we don’t expect the company to hike prices to offset the effects." They add that revenue growth "could remain under pressure if Apple does raise product prices, in addition to uneasy consumer sentiment, which might delay upgrades."

Below we excerpt from several other Wall Street research reports, all of which reach the same conclusion:

Rosenblatt Securities (buy, PT $263)

“Our quick math on Trump’s tariff Liberation Day suggests that this could blow up Apple,” and “that suggests something is likely to give,” like Apple getting an exemption or Trump reaching a deal with China and/or Vietnam
“It’s hard for us to imagine Trump blowing up an American icon,” but “this looks pretty tough”
Citi (buy, PT $275)

“If Apple cannot get exempted this time and assuming Apple gets hit by the accumulative 54% China tariffs and does not pass it through, we estimate about 9% negative impact to the company’s total gross margin”

assuming Apple gets hit by the accumulative 54% China tariffs

54% wtf?

Wait a minute. how is ISM services employment from 53 to 46 and S&P services says

Overall new work continued to rise, while a net rise in

overall employment was recorded in March, but growth was
modest amid greater uncertainty in the outlook,

US ISM Services Index Mar: 50.8 (est 52.9; prev 53.5)

- Prices Paid: 60.9 (est 63.1; prev 62.6)
- New Orders: 50.4 (est 51.9; prev 52.2)
- Employment: 46.2 (est 53.0; prev 53.9)

TSLA is healing

All this to heem the EU.

Like Napoleon before him, this will be remembered as the Trump era.

Isn't exciting to live in such a historic era? I am invigorated.

My stonx! Death to America!

bitcorn tariff on corns mined outside the usa

6 gorillion years in prison for not paying

deus vult

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

Nice thumbnail

as far as national interests go, there will be no winners at the end. international clique of bobos will inherit the earth. and I am all for it.

Nice I'm back at my unrealized missed gains from selling this summer.

Giant women will inherit the earth. God willing. I’ll slurp in a week, though.

This summer will be great, all the cheapies on French and Portuguese wine, Ritter Sport chocolate, Spanish Jamón Ibérico... also less american tourists because with the dumping dollar they can't afford to travel.

It's fucking over. All my gains. Gone like a fart in the wind.

Slurping now before the rally.

DCA

How's DAX at -2.25% but SPY and DOW at >-3%?
Do euros think they'll be the ones who'll come out on top after the dust has settled?

he thinks it's not intentional

you need money to DCA, his is all gone

Cmon! You can do it SPY! Hit that -4% mark! go go go!

with mumus you lose

Was this real?

I'm gonna go superglue coins to the ground in front of a synagogue if they don't give me my fucking money back soon.

You're supposed to save toilet paper for a poopy day.

I’m sorry little sister. I do better in future

who knows

MY OIL HEEMED

he is the greatest wealth destroyer in the history of mankind (and my portfolio)

Taiwan is the mainland. China needs to come back into the fold.

-4%

WE DID IT REDDIT

-4%

WOO THERES NO ESCAPING THIS TRAIN RIDE

I just hope we can go back to sane P/Es when the dust settles. shit's been crazy for too long.

AMZN's down 8% too. META as well, almost

NIKE -14% LMAO

GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WORLD

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

Just bought another 3k worth of discounted stock
Fuk Goldstein gon do

apple -10%, meta -10%, amazon -10%

tariff man is making murica great again

what if i told you, you could buy ONE HUNDRED shares of NVDA for only $10,500

what a bargain!

Are you not entertained, /smg/?

Got my cheapies

Nvidia is still trading at twice it's fair value.

man I only have 20k in cash right now, wish I had more to slurp with

I could've shorted anything else but I had to be greedy and short apple

i like this one

welp, im closing my trading software

BIG FUCKING DILDO ON EURUSD RAPING MY ANUS

SPY

Bro just buy SOXL, whenever it drops more than 15% it ALWAYS goes back up!

wrong
NVDA will never be 2 digits per share again

see you
at the
moar discount bottom
in july

OH NO YUROP IS GOING TO RETALIATE

DOW down 1,500

Gold almost green again

I am not
I slept through VZ gap filling this morning and am now watching very carefully to see if it will go back to 46 again for me
all the gaps are now in the opposite direction

accurate. it never goes past -15% in a day
tomorrow will be neon green
you should be buying right now

time 4
NATGAS
storage report

You won't get our Tether Caps.

I think trump might be working with the jews bros

Won't someone think of the boomers?

No, this dip is kinda shit.

Sell.

England sold their Cadbury licensing to Hershey in the states already.
They have nothing

calls the bottom

Boomers won again.

411k barrels of oil entering the market. Laugh Out Loud.

1 more week until payday
im going to slurp the dip so fucking much lads

Good. Never rush in too hard.

Tomorrow jpow is speaking??? So spy calls?

You'll have missed out

.I didn't even think you got paid in slovenia, I thought you just got not shot by the commissar that week.

SPY almost down 6% in euro

How much more betrayal can I take?

NEETbux are paid out tomorrow, but I will probably save it and not invest further.

what confuses me is that energy got hit hard
isn't that a defensive sector?

betrayal you say?
you let us dump dollars on all of your failing states to prop our failing state up for decades

lol

Shutup and buy dumb nigger those divvys will pay you for the next 40 years of your life

Read the news. OPEC took out oil today. It was coordinated with Pmurt.

This is why I should stick to shorting stocks, already up 2% on that CORT short.

If the stock market were that easy there'd be no point.

i already set a limit for myselfof how much i wanna spend from the last paycheck/keep, and i already invested "this" month more than usually, i swear i dont have OCD or do i?
you maybe mistook us for slovakia or some shit

they always do.

yawn what a boring week

wake me up when everything is pushing new highs (literally a month from now)

VIXbros, we're eating good today, kek

Thank you Mr Trump.

If I may take a moment from my shitposts to be serious: I think this is a point not a lot of people consider. So many people put so much weight on metrics, TA and whatnot and forget that if it was that mechanistic and deterministic, the whole fucking thing wouldn't work. It HAS to be nonsensical and retarded in order to exist.

Stocks will literally never go up again. It's the end times.

By the time you read about it, it’s too late.
Wrong country. That's Slovakia

BREAKING NEWS:

SEMI-CONDUCTORS RENDERED COMPLETELY WORTHLESS WITH THE INVENTION OF FULL-CONDUCTORS

SELL EVERYTHING

Now is the time to margin if you haven't already

Alright sold
not playing momentum games, I can't read momentum I have tried and I fail at every turn

COMPANIES ALREADY RESEARCHING ERECT CONDUCTORS

Yawn, full-conductors are always 5 years away

first circuit breaker at 7%, then 12%

holy moly moly

Give me one reason I shouldnt buy some Wayfair (Ticker: W)

Shut up retard, it's called trade.

NOOOO you can't just export more than you import

It's not fair you're cheating us

how much does an American car cost compared to a Japanese one? A trade deficit is sustained by both countries, stop consuming so much if you don't think its fair then huh faggot

Iz we going that low?

I need you guys to stop accepting American dollars like cheap whores
don't care about the rest of your babble

Yep, definitely a red day today.

stop deadnaming the dip chud

At least this proves that tobacco is unironically the king

BTI

No volume is dead unless something new comes in.

ok fuck my ocd
i deposited some bucks again, hopefully i'll get it today before the market closes

By the time you read about it, it’s too late.

we were dropping for 2 years straight in 2008 crisis. he has time. either Trump says he never mentioned anything about no tariffs, or the market needs to adjust to the new reality, which will take months (at the very least). the funny part is that it seems the market assumed Trump was bluffing about the tariffs, so none of it is priced in.

orange is still "Fear", not "THANK YOU"

Kek

bank of america and citigroup are down 10%

love to see it

DON'T TURN AROUND
UH UH OH

Guess I'm just gonna sit on what cash I have and wait, see what happens over the next month or two
Did anyone ever Ghiblify /ourgirl/?

The markets have bottomed. This is when you step in and get your bottom.

lmao@oil

buy calls goyim

Will Niggervidya go sub 100 today?

Yup niggers are going max retard.

MIGA!

I bought.

Holy shit, fear and sneed index is at 10.
The worst I've seen it was at 3 in the Covid crash.

trust the blan

SLURP
SLURP
thank you based zion don

Be greedy when everybody is being a g_ddamn pussy.

Yep that's bodies in the streets. Start buying.

way way too expensive, nvda needs to be 50 a share at most and even then thats pushing way too high for what they expect me to buy

okay maybe that wasn't the bottom... fuck

JUST IN: The Trump administration has put a 10% tariff on the Heard Island and McDonald which has a population of 0 people and is inhabited only by penguins, per NYP

This is day one bro if we are actually hitting bear market and it's not another gay fakeout

Americans have been getting ripped off by the penguins many people have been saying. MAGA

Look if those Penguins don't want to buy our Alaskan Pollack, they can fucking eat tariffs too!

"hey seth run down to kinkos and get me a big sign for the new tariffs"

yes mr.president

"just use the wikipedia link for all countries"

yes mr.president

Taking the Andy Kauffman tier performance art character which is Baggie AKA Bagelstein seriously

I SERIOUSLY hope you guys do not do this.

just in

you're a couple of hours too late retard

DCAing all the way down
DCAing all the way up

Made money long today. #Blessed

Isn't it part of Australia's economic zone, and thus a loophole liability for AUS tariffs?

They have militarys

my shorts >:D

says the "dip" is shit when everything is in catastrophic free fall for -5%

GUH

AHHHH RDDT IS CRASHING

russell is down -7% and you are saying this dip is shit and evertyhing else is down -5%

just made my daily DCA. I'm going to be so rich.

Eat shit pussies.

penguins

too lazy to fly

walk slow as shit

stuck in shitty neighborhood with no heat

but always dressed up

Are they the blacks of the bird kingdom?

Didnt warren buffett have like 25% of his port in aapl?

Bottom is in

He had 50% of his port in Apple. He then sold half of it at the top because he's the GOAT.

congratulations, we all survived the great stock market crash of 2025

seriously hope you didnt solded
only up from here

SPY down 12%
BRK making all time highs while sitting on $350 billion in cash waiting to hoover up the fire sale

He fucking outfoxed everyone again

the russell is full of companies that don't make money and now have to borrow even more money to not make money. they deserve to get fucking heem'd

Because you could spend that money on SOXL instead.

ooooooo

He fucking outfoxed everyone again

how lucky can one be?

whats he gonna buy?

I think he'll go for TSMC if it moves to America

Like Jerome Powell selling the top in 21 or Lucky Larry taking out a huge updated insurance policy against the World Trade Center. Some guys have all the luck!

what do I do
I have 50k to invest, been waiting for something like this. Do I just DCA week by week or something

treasuries

it's $159 and he bought it at $62 a few years ago and dumped it in a few months at $85

We have a long way to go before Buffet wakes up and starts buying. Shit is still ridiculously overpriced, perhaps even more overpriced than before the tariffs since the upcoming global depression is nowhere near priced in.

>but always dressed up

ok that's funny

upcoming global depression

okay doomer

I've read some posts that suggest they used ChatGPT to come up with the tariffs (like the amount) to the point where they just looked at the actual trade deficit numbers and made up the tariff based on that. If thats true it wouldn't surprise me if they are using ChatGPT or Grok or whatever to just do this kind of work for them and AI makes mistakes like applying tarifffs to uninhabited islands lmao. Anyways reap what you sow USfats. I think that boomers shouldn't be allowed to vote, or that your vote should be fractional based on your age.

Fuck them penguins

This is it. We go up from here.

why is we is goin down

You will get tired of winning.

Looks like a flight to bonds for a bit. Most of it is dumping for cash

sup, how bout them stocks

LINE GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT
TV MAN SAY SO

So we bouncing hard tomorrow for friday expiry?

she looks like a frog
is that what you are into kiwi bro? little skeleton frog girls? is that what is "in" in kiwi land right now?

I sloorped

We're so fucking back. The only thing that can stop this rally is some mother fucker like President Xi of China coming out and trying to play hard ball. If him or any other gook mother fucker comes out and decides they want escalation, we'll fucking escalate. Now we can get back to more important matters, and of course I am talking about bombing the fuck out of Iran.

yeah I think I will too

wait a minute, the one on the bottom left (GoT actor) is still ok. There are far worse pictures of her.

I am holding off the urge to slurp but brother I don't know how much longer I can hold it in

I think she looks more like one of them fucking aliens from the Star Wars knights of the old republic video game.

i wont lie im well into alien looking bitches

Fuck it I did too

*ahem*

LUTNICK SAYS IF DOLLAR IS CHEAPER, EASIER TO EXPORT

We're winning MAGAbros!

Time for a drunken nap, wake me when we are green again.

OH FUCK THIS IS IT!!! WE ARE GETTING A SECOND WAVE OF VOLATILITY!!! BUY VIX NOW!!!!

sleep well anon. see you in 5 years.

she is pretty cute
like a little mystical elf girl

im buying The Donnie Dip

Starbucks aint goin nowhere

its so fucking over

I like how anon leaves out all the bad crap that comes with prolonged deflation.

Checked, I'm doing business with good metals, they've been around for thousands of years.

Like what?

do you seriously think that wayfair will not be able to sell its shitty coffee tables because they cost $150 instead of $100 now?

nice just bought 100k

news?

Darn i thought breakers were at 5% not 7. Still a chance

NO NEWS!

Seems like it.

Orange Man tariff penguin

everyone knows wayfair is fucked because we're no longer importing 12 year old south american girls. the shitty coffee tables weren't even their primary business

Just got to vote on Ford's policy upcoming decisions. Got to vote against the election of every hebrew into positions of power and against wasting resources on DEI/carbon reporting.
Not enough shares to sway any decisions obviously, but still good times ETF cucks will never have.

lower interest rates

deflationary spiral

??

If you look at some of those proposals they're often by people who barely have 5K in a company. It's crazy what you're allowed to propose while being a nobody.

GIB AYYUSSY

It was first posted on Anon Babble if that helps

The amount of chutzpah in this image is absolutely unreal.

Interest rates go down, deflation goes up house prices drop(yes drop)
This is how it works. It’s how it has always worked.

I should write a proposal to immediately fire all non whites from the company for the luls then.

good morning sweetheart. sorry i'm not posting, was down in a trade. just got out though for a tiny profit. see you're enjoying yourself this morning, that's nice. i'm down a very significant sum, temporary prices of course, but i'm not nearly as happy. glad to know you're ok though, and hoping you can do the same as yesterday and tell me at least one nice thing about you today.

Kek, ya it would be a good ghibli

nothing ever happens

checking my sources......aaaaaand....yep 11 am this morning marks the exact bottom, next stop is coasting to all time highs for the next 10 years

We gaan.

Checked. Incredible that some miners are green, WPM up almost 1%.

It's time.

new bread

are you trolling
just in case you arent
interest rates go down
money is cheaper to borrow
more people can get higher mortgages
cost of housing increases
Why do you think ZIRP has been so disastrous to the cost of housing in north america? That shit cookie cutter build home being a million dollars now is due to any fuckwad with a 60k income being able to get a mortgage (thanks Bernanke!)

10/10 rip wolfe