/smg/ - Stock Market General

Market about to get penetrated edition

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Financial TV Streams:

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Charts:

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Screeners:

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Options

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Calendars

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Boomer Investing 101:

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Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Are >>you ready?

First for total mumu death.

Guys I think Trump just killed Europe

Yeah that's why all the euro bear faggots just came out of the woodwork like roaches to doompost and screech

No, that was WWI.

Not A-okay.

Based

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Dip buyers are just exit liqduity for big banks.

No that was Hitler

Yuroop has been dead since WWII
WWII set up globalism and destroyed the power of Yuropeeon nation states.

Dip buyers are just exit liqduity for big banks.

What happens when the big banks wanna buy back in?
Will they then be *MY* exit liquidity?

WWII set up globalism and destroyed the power of Yuropeeon nation states.

That was WWI though.

Yes, but WWII was the last huzza against it and it failed

No, that's when baggies sell the bottom.

Mostly south east asia.
You probably don't want open wounds if your going into dirty rivers for catfish.

SOXLBROS DON'T LOOOOK

well that was fast

Mmmmmm I am about to slurp

LEAFBROS NOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TURN

SOXL KEKS
LMFAO

But he didn't remove them? It seems like it was Trump who capitulated, and Canada is only seeing 25% on autos (fuck Ontario faggots) and 10% on other shit.
Basically nothing, anon. We will keep our tariffs in place, too :)

Canada just reached out after they saw the chart and said they'd be willing to remove all tariffs. This was apparently the first time they realized he was being serious

CANADA KEKS
you look so funny talking all that shit down there with your knee bent

Naw, that doesn't sound correct.

YES! WE'RE RUINING OUR OWN COUNTRY! TAKE THAT YOU CANADIAN!!

Lol stop it, I'm laughing too hard rn

that AH fire sale

slurping some futures in 30 minutes.

Are you the same leaf that was raging in the last thread?
Lmao holy cope anon. You guys backed down and agreed to remove your bullshit tariffs. Thank you, we can be friends again. Chill the fuck out bro.
If you need to pretend you "won" to cope then fine, but at least calm the fuck down.

rally from stocks into bonds
kek
the inversion inverted back to normal
let pain rip

Those tariffs are not removed, you just think you can lie nonstop and no one will call you out.
Youre stupid, though.
You cannot be my friend, infact. I do not like niggers.

Goods from Mexico and Canada are exempt from the newly-announced tariffs since they are already subject to other levies, a senior White House official said.

Hmmm...

Imagine paying those kind of taxes. What planet are they on?

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If Canada really did back down, why bother waiting until the last minute?
Does all of that grandstanding really matter?

So the market is NOT pricing in the future. Its actually reacting at the speed of a 80yo granny with parkinsons. They knew trump is doing reciprocal tariffs but still pumped. Only started dumping when he officially said it live. I was under the assumption that its priced in thinking market makers arent total fucking retards.

the 2MB limit is kinda cringe bros i can't even post classic /smg/ webms without recompressing them

Slurp slurp slurp is anyone else slurping up the S&P?

Earth.
No worthwhile Canadian eats that trash, anyway. They should put the tariff on it all to 1000000000000000000000%

According to Trump's tariif list the oifficial US stance now is that Taiwan is a sovereign country seperate from China

The dumping will continue until exuberance is extinguished.

the market is algos that react to tweets, scalping millions of trades each day. Just as the founding fathers intended

Is my screensaver showing a jaguar or a leopard?

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That's a liger.

leopard is just another name for jaguar in reference to it's spotted coat like panther. Any black cat is a panther. Any spotted cat is a jaguar.

I guess I can abuse it. Trump says "I will do x" market no reaction. Trump does x, market starts reacting. I had no idea this donkey algorithm behaves this way

So then, enjoy your new tariffs you spastic raging faggot.

Leopards are chonkier.

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No need to be offended that we won't be friends, niggeranon.
Enjoy your already existing tariffs? :)

jaguars live in africa, it's their culture to be starving stop being racist

*Jaguar is chonkier, sorry

Please post one screencap where this has ever worked for you.

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the one on the left is obviously in the rainforest and the one on the right is obviously a nigger I can tell by the pixels

i will at some point in this thread if i can find one
right now i'm comfy and waiting for my forzen pidzer

feels good being an american right now, i mean imagine being canadian or something and having your economy crippled overnight because you can't build anything and subsist on handouts from papa trump. and you wake up one day and he says hey canacuck you're an adult now it's time to start adulting. now get the fuck out of my house. and you go noooooo no you asshole don't do this papa trumpo. but he says don't nooooo at me you bastard. get the fuck out before i call the cops. so you leave the house and before you know it you're on the street with no plan and no skills and no career. sad! so yeah winning is cool

Ok, i think its a jaguar based on the head

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its a leapord
jaguars live on the savanah leporeds live in the jungle. You can clearly see the jungle behind it

KEK SOXL NIGGERS. LMAO.

t. /GME/

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The fuck. Jaguars live in the Rain Forest and hunt crocodiles under water

rawr im a rapist

Where are the "tariffs are priced in" niggers now? Line up and personally apologize to me.

crocodiles don't live underwater you're thinking of cataramans, they look like little crocs but they're different. Crocs aren't in the rainforst they live in the savannh. Jaguars hunt crocs in the savannah there aren't any rainforest in africe dum dum

You should try having thoughts.

priced in.

wow, turns out almost nothing is priced in and the market is reliant people's emotions.

No one saw this coming.

I want to get off Mr. Trump's Wild Ride.

SPY below 400 by end of year if congress doesn't bitchslap blumpf back down to earth.

lower
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Sloorper

I want to get off Mr. Trump's Wild Ride.

You contradict yourself.

I thought the market is out to get me, manipulate me so I should do the contrary everytime. Turns out the market is literally fucking braindead. This was eye opening. Pretty sure if I had - 30iq points id be more profitable. I would put my entire portfolio into spy puts if I didnt think its le priced in

GOLDEN AGE OF CANADA IS ABOUT TO COMMENCE!!!!

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The dead cat is fading already.

full V by EOW

you're not getting annexed we don't want you fuck off

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I like sugar and I like tea

bone apple tea

ruhig bleiben

I agree.

US isn't tariffing Canada like Baggie hoped

And with Carny at the helm, golden Canada age begins

Rate my plan:

nosedive tomorrow

close short position around afternoon

Monday next week the shock wears off a bit and the mongoloid "dip buyers" step in and we rally

short again on Friday

keep position open for three months or until there's some indication that congress is going to step in and shut Trump down

It's priced in we just need someone to fill the gap.

Eurofag reporting in, I'm not kill, life feels shit as always.

Carny

WRONG!!! NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!!! HE WILL BE *REDACTED* BEFORE HE EVER PROPERLY HOLDS OFFICE!!!!
TOO FUCKING BAD YOU FUCKING POOPJEET FUCKING DALIT FUCK!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

europe will just wage war on each other
it's the part time activity of choice anyhow

if tariffs are so terrible why dont all you faggots drop the fucking tariffs you have on the US then riddle me this nigger

Europe was a walking corpse after WWI, WWII was Europe taking a gun and shooting itself in both feet at the same time.

too complicated. Just go 100% in right now.

Trump has veto power.

leaf jeet calling huwhite Americans niggers

first of all rude

Nah, plunge protection team will probably make a move soon.
These tariffs are so self-destructive, some Republicans might join the democrats to override his veto.

trying to use nigger tricknology on me, so I'll be his buddy

Look, I'm not your buddy; pal.

Why do all these news niggers want to explain to me what the Trump tariffs mean? I am perfectly capable of coming up with my own head canon, reacting unreasonably to it, inversing myself, profiting, and then shit posting about it afterwards. It’s not like anything happens anyway.

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thinking for yourself is undemocratic

It's very hard to over override a veto, and it's pretty rare that it happens.

I'm still slurping. $50 autoslurp of SPYU every day. But man this is concerning.

should have shorted more

Still here and I saved a room for (you)

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Woof. Let’s sell off for a few days.

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jeet leaf trying and failing to use demonic durka durka ding ding ding ding mind tricks

I ain't your pal, friend.

Damn, I should have bought Apple puts.

are we going to have one of those fun limit down days tomorrow?

It's very rare that a US president tries to commit national economic suicide.

holy shite

japan/china stock market status? $YINN is down -12% so far kek.

but I do smoke crack?

We either deal with the trade problems now or collapse as a country when international trade breaks down because of China invading Taiwan. If we don't deal with this now it's going to end up becoming much, much worse in a year or two.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND

What up, Hunter?

blompf tripled the tariffs and student loan debt.

Don't worry, tariffs are a nothingburger. Stocks only go up.

im not hunter i didn't fuck my underage niece
so many regrats

...UPRO is down over 10% after hours??? That's legitimately nonsensical. This is so goddamn stupid wow.

I <3 Trump

I think this is going to 4900. I'll buy when the SNP gets below 5k

cold here. prices much lower. guess we're playing real hardball after all. wish i had someone to hold right now, gonna see a lot of red tomorrow and i'm concerned about that. bigger tariffs than i anticipated. bigger reaction than i anticipated to say the least. don't think we'll be backing down from these, and it looks like the rothschilds have chosen to retaliate. glad i'm not levered i guess but i'm awfully exposed and pessimistic we'll see higher prices anytime soon. question is now whether they have the power to cause a depression similar to '08, hoping financial systems are resilient enough, hope my mom's pensions stay solvent. might have to get a job to support my mom if things go real terribly. things aren't great in america but they can get a lot worse if institutions fail, hoping this storm is small but it could get enormous. think the obvious play is to buy a significant amount of sqqq tomorrow and try to make the best of things, problem is that might even make my problems worse... need courage and insight right now. if you're wondering why all our politicians were so cucked for so long, here is your answer. we got ourselves in a bad position and made desperate deals to stave off the pain. hope everyone is ready for what's coming, worried the road ahead will be very difficult.

What a fucking faggot ass tantrum. Crashing the stock market because Orange Man Bad is the dumbest move of all fucking time.

Sure feels comfy to be full port with deep OTM puts on a bunch of overvalued shitcos. I warned all of you about the crash well in advance but you didn't listen.

the market sold their VZ to go risk on for this today

lol

its just gonna go back up anyway

Is there anything that could've happened at the rose garden that WOULDNT have nuked equities? I'll wait.

Dude no. When even Anon Babble contrarian traders are saying "oh god the only play is bear ETFs" we're bottoming out. Retail has been shitting itself for like three straight months over Trump. Big Money doesn't give a shit about Trump stomping on eurocucks and chink faggots.

That sonofabitch.

youve got it backwards. Were down over 10% from ATH. big money is selling, retail is bag holding. Big money wants out of tariff climate, retail thinks it doesnt matter. Can you guess what makes big money big money and retail retail? It's one makes money and the other doesnt.

In all seriousness the market better complete my VZ gap fill for real though

already recovering in AH
nothingburger
opening green
c u niggers tomorrow

Trump said a bunch of stupid things and took a dump in his pants.

Nope. The market has clearly been in some bullshit sore loser sour grapes mode since Trump got into office. Wouldn't even be surprised if something was happening like USAID money going into equities and now those people are fucked and selling. Lots of dumb shortsighted douche bags shorting everything into the ground too just out of spite.

Tariffs DON'T matter to the stocks that move the US markets. Prove me wrong.

China bros... We just can't win.

don't think you understand the power we're dealing with or how the market really works. the fed works for them. half the politicians work for them. they control the market prices, and if even one bank or hedge fund blows up dominoes can start to fall and they will just keep pressing. we're getting the turkey/argentina treatment, there will likely be street protests soon.

Tariffs DON'T matter to the stocks that move the US markets. Prove me wrong.

iphones are made in china

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT THAT I BOUGHT THE TOP OF A MASSIVE BUBBLE!!!!

Tariffs DON'T matter to the stocks that move the US markets. Prove me wrong.

they obviously do otherwise we wouldnt be peeing blood

Why didn't Trump just impose selective 5-7% tariffs on key industries to help debt and incentivize domestic production?

Why didn't Trump negotiate for a small piece of Greenland's northern wastes for a military base that can supervise the Northern trade routs instead of try to take the entire country?

Why did Trump say he'd bomb Iran if he wanted to make peace?

Why did Trump demand random minerals for halting the Ukraine War instead of just stopping the War?

This guy is taking all the things conservatives have been pushing for and ruining them. This isn't first term Trump. I don't know what this is.

muh other vote

Dude I can't even remember her name. She would have been just as retarded but in a different direction.

Shits fucked yo.

Trade with the US is a small percentage of China's GDP. Europe is going to target the US with tariffs on tech, and guess which country is poised to swoop in and take market share?
I am very, very bullish on China right now.

Euros and tripfags

Garbage takes

Man color me shocked

It wasn't a bubble, those companies all deserved 200 P/E ratios because their earnings growth is clearly infinite

Even gold doesn't know what to do

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TSLA still at 266

lmao

Is it time to buy TMF/TLT or is it still too early?
I don't fucking know.

I too have been bullish on China for a fucking year now... Why are BIDU and JD dumping 5% when they literally aren't even in the US markets and exclusively cater to Chinese.

Because other countries are charging literally double what he just imposed back onto them

The US already has a military base in Greenland

Political pressure 101

The US having a physical commercial presence in Ukraine is a massive strategic deterrent

It's like you only consume mainstream media slop

because every one knows tarrifs are bullish but the market has TDS. they want to pretend to buy gold, but don't actually want it.

MUMU
MUMU, YOU MUST FACE ANOTHER DAY
MUMU
MUMU, NOW YOUR GAINS HAVE GONE AWAY
ONCE YOU HAD THEM OOO-OOOH
NOW YOU'VE LOST THEM OOO-OOOH
BUT YOU'VE LOST THEM, FOREVER, MUMU
youtube.com/watch?v=TCSHm8s_n24

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So Anon Babble's /smg/ is just reddit?

Wait, then you should be up quite a bit, no? Even after this recent dump my China ETF is up 40% from a year ago.
Regardless, forget the daily price movements and sit on those shares for at least a decade. As long as Xi doesn't go full retard and invade Taiwan, you'll make a killing.

Europeans actually

Pretty much. Lots of ledditors moved to Anon Babble with all the GME shit and never left.

Oh right, thank you for reminding me to go laugh at them.

yep, and jeets too afraid to show their flags

I understand that, but we are a behemoth of an economy. Actions must be taken slow and steady. The market wants clear direction. In addition, now is the worst time to do this, the market was already going to pop, now its going to mega-pop.
I just think he's using too much brute force.

Anon Babblesmg is just indians that want to hide flags. Don't overthink it.

Wheres the PPT?

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You don't have cash to sip the dip? Shit is tragic.

I'm supposed to believe all of those banks failing a couple years ago didn't crash the market, but some reciprocal tariffs on freeloaders will?

Market was looking for an excuse.

believe the narrative, goy

[Scott Bessent, US TRE. SEC.] also suggested that the tariffs might not be permanent, telling Collins, he believes the Trump administration is going to “wait and see how this plays out.”

were going to spy 1000 and not a single fundamental will change.

i'd give that boy the PPT if you know what i mean

I’m just doing now what I should have done in 2020. Slurp SOXL like it’s Mariana Drazic‘s cleavage sweat.

other countries are charging literally double what he just imposed back onto them

if you don't read the *** it can look like that yeah

Dolan called me personally and said:

Anon, these prices. These are fantastic prices. The best prices! Prices you will never see again.

In 15 years maybe

i fucking told you the market had not finished dumping.
the vix pump was too nice and too small. the rate of change was too low.
i fucking told you stupid fucks to reduce position size.
people NEVER listen.
people have too much money for their own good.

now i'm not some fucking genius but some of you just had it coming.

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didn't survive DOGE

what would milk not for the whole family look like?

buying more VTI at a discount in the morning.

the market peepee poopoos over every little thing and goes back up just as quickly.
I feel like my stocks are probablly overbought but I'm still just gonna keep holdin.

i know i'm being dramatic but i'm extremely concerned. the only consolation i have is in schizo theories like maybe this is a "reverse bribe" situation, tptb selling a big chunk of stock at a discount that will be readily gobbled up by our financial institutions, or it's just a bluff, but that's not their style at all. if that's not the case then the chips are now on the line for real and we had better have the cards and the ship better be airtight or we could get serious problems here in america and nobody is coming to the rescue.

I love volatility.

I really, truly cannot wait for all the smug assholes acting like they know with 100% certainty what the effects of the tariffs will be to get wiped the fuck out if they're shorting here. The decline since February has been hysterical, tons of stuff looks like it did at the bottom in 2022 and that's after six weeks not six months. Bears get fukt.

Is this supposed to represent a wide gap in the bid-ask spread?

It would have an anime eyed single roasty with tattoos on the label and be filled with cheap dry white wine.

boosh

i awaken

I will accept this answer satan thank you

I'm actually surprised some of those countries had those tariffs. I can understand China or Vietnam. But Malasya? Madagascar?

In your ass

Shame about the face, but that hairy pussy and those tits are fucking BONKERS.
Our fathers really had their pick of the best, huh????

This is the mongoloid "dip buyer" I was referring to here Many such cases

Ignore the yield curve at your own peril. It predicted covid six months in advance, just like it predicted the exact timing of this crash as well.

She looks weird to me. Needs more muscle and a bit of fat.
seems the philosophy here is eye for an eye in order to balance out US manufacturing competitiveness. But man does that really screw vietnam.

trvke

Guarantee you, in fact I'm betting money on it, that most of these countries drop or lower their tariffs against the US now. It's going to absolutely blow them out otherwise.

Gold new ATHs

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Just let them bobos produce a nice fat short squeeze this week before a multi month bull run anon.

That will be too little too late. The bubble already popped. The die is cast.

I doubt anyone would use a image of your mom, retard.

MOMMY PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP SELLING

DADDY PLEASE MAKE THEM KEEP SELLING

Hiro confirmed yesterday that Anon Babblesmg/ is the one true /smg/ when he deleted Anon Babble but kept Anon Babble. Anyone still posting on Anon Babble is a pretender to the /smg/ dynasty.

And now people understand why you have to wait until after 6pm eastern to judge futures.

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Hey, looks like I was right! Smg is always wrong, and all I had to do was inverse your moves!

Just remember the key to trading the Trump market is get in and out quick!

All I've done is DCA into UPRO for a year and it went from being up like 40% to being up 4%, almost all of the loss in the last month. Super, ultra fucking gay market.

Thanks for the cheap shares scardy cat!

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biz smg moving faster than bant

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This is just like the Holocaust™

euro

retarded take

Jesus guys stop making it so easy, fuck. Are you seriously going off some random literal jew on X?

It's all panicked plebbitors flooding in after they just lost a bunch of money. Very low signal to noise, unlike Anon Babble.

woah weird the Anon Babble smg reads just like a reddit thread lol

Absolutely would.

quality over quantity
nothing but 10/10 posts here

It has a strong NPC vibe

Good. Keep the plebs locked in their cage.

having flags makes the thread much more fun and interesting

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

Yeah when the move happened it was really validating to see that a majority of the most retarded takes were non-Americans.

You have a strong B.O

canadians are (continentally) americans thoughever

man, TSMC and the taiwanese workers they imported to work in the new US factory will be so happy knowing that their country was slapped with 64% tariffs

100 shares MSTX
-1 9/19 ATM call
+1 9/19 or 6/20 33% OTM put
+~20 6/20 farthest possible OTM puts

thoughts?

100bn pledge

Nice

Why do you think they give a shit? Now they have a pretty good incentive to build out their US infrastructure

Yeah but in spirit they're eurocucks

AND TIME
there's another buy below that for 5 on 2/12 @ $1 a pop. also made like $70 on TSLL puts in february. i agree to not buy calls on leveraged etfs otherwise you get fucked from in all three holes situation depending. puts you usually only get fucked in two holes. anyways i said YINN puts this morning at 7am so suck my ballllllls

They don't have a choice. Part of the reason Trump is doing these tariffs is to get ahead of the trade disruptions cause by China invading Taiwan soon.

Yeah but in spirit they're eurocucks

the ones itt are 100% asian

To me mexicans are more american than canadians.

wait i switched computers made me wait and i still have the same ID
fucking trannies

Now they have a pretty good incentive to build out their US infrastructure

what fucking logic is this?
they get paid less than americans, and now the US president is telling them that they will not be able to sell cheap shit to the US, that the products they sell to the US will be more expensive which translates to less sales to the biggest consumer market ever.

They don't have a choice

theregister.com/2020/10/20/wisconsin_foxconn_factory/

Because we are taking over your country and replacing you.
Retards alert.

same ip, different browser data

Dude wut? Any Taiwanese worker is getting paid American wages if they're working here, and now their company has direct incentive to invest in their US facilities so they're not importing chips into the US from Taiwan. I know you're from Texas but come on bro

slurping now. going to price Kathie out and sell her some bags on 18 months.

decades of dumb boomers saying "lol why don't we just put 50% tariffs on china and other countries"

trump is actually going to do it and they're all going to be forced to feel the economic fallout

The two people I talked to in high school were an aryan boy and a short latina girl.

gme

you guys have been bag holding this shit for like half a decade now? are you just taking these bags to your grave or something?

We have to do this if the United States is going to continue to exist as a country.

boomers forced to face any kind of consequences for their retarded actions

i refuse to believe something this wonderful could ever happen

I doubt boomers will ever face consequences. and if they do it will be someone else's fault. the self reflection does not exist.

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FUCK

mr nikkei just moved like 80 basis points in a couple seconds again

It's over.

It keeps dropping my cookie on Anon Babble. This shit is nuts. I hate the jannies.

I need a 4x to be a millionaire. You guys have any good leads going on? Preferably something that helps me lose all my money and makes me regret asking a random online basket weaver

is there that much difference between 12gb of Vram and 16?
I want to get a new GPU but my local micro center is out of almost everything over 12GB.
use for AI and vidya

why do gme baggies pretend that gme and soxl are the only stocks that exist?
is it just a straw man?

Try not eating them.

AI there is a huge difference. children's games you won't notice a difference.

Buy some gold lined, diamond encrusted kneepads for $250k and then suck one million dicks for $1 a pop.

there isn't currently but the difference WILL be huge in just a few years
some game are already pushing past 12gbs
what's your price range and what games do you play?

games*

ignore what this anon said.
instead charge two dollars, it'll take half as many dicks and everybody has two dollars.

willing to pay up to like $1.2k or so,
basically choosing between a 4070 super or super ti since I'm not sure on the 5000 series

as a retard who has been in cash for over a year waiting for the great deflation, I welcome Trump's trade war

That would be THE most retarded day in a long time, even dumber than the 2020 covid selloff. Acting like these tariffs are somehow the apocalypse is so alarmist it's actually getting weird.

Because david soxl and adam cohen are both scammer.s

1 dick every 10 minutes for 8 hours a day

58 years with no days off

grim.

I think they officially ended the printing of 2 dollar bills

I mean holy shit, it really does seem like today was when a lot of Dems found out that other countries have tariffs on US imports. So fucking wild that these people vote and shit. How can anyone have even a half-formed opinion about Trump if they don't know shit like this?

You can do it. I believe in you.

Solid advise frens

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the 5000s have been awful, apparently
for that kind of money, i'd wait until supply stabilizes and get a 4080 super

Where my $TMF/$TLT chads and lords @?!?!?!?!!?!?
We eatin

why $1 is worthless. honestly a $3 bill should replace the $1 and make $500 popular effectively replacing the $100 bill since $100 is the new $20.

I wonder what will happen to scoops if being an unhinged FAGMAN wagie can't be his entire personality anymore.

i tried to make money buy selling dollar blowjobs and i literally couldn't find a single buyer so your guy's advice sucks

Sounds like you suck

sorry to break it to you anon scoops died. he had aids from unprotected sex with African American men.

I will for the low price of only one dollar
Can I sign you up?

insisting on buying local

worse prices

worse range of choice

literally why?

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Tragic. I guess that's one fewer wagies lay off.

DAVID SOXL HAS REPORTEDLY FLED THE COUNTRY

d

He killed himself hours ago, they're just withholding the information while they dump their shares.

t. works at Soxl Computers, Inc.

Should I buy SOXL at 14.88 or should i trust my boner and wait for it to hit single digits?

What's with the weird DEBUNKING going on for that tariffs chart? The left is really in some weird fucking mode since Trump took office, making themselves look worse than ever just trying to spin everything into a catastrophe. I really didn't think the American Democratic party was such fucking apologists for the US getting assfucked in international trade deals.

Okay, which one of you was this? kek

Circuit breakers globally tomorrow? Futures are FUUUCCCKKKEEEDDD

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i would too if i was american
their mailmen throw packages like grenades

niggers and jews poster is the resident brapgas fetishist

NIKKEI down 4%

Huh, I thought it would be worse.

telling a bunch of desperate weeping reddit baggies to do the widowmaker trade

I kneel.

We are unironically going to open green tomorrow

You made this? I want the chatgpt program badly

I wanna be your sledgehammer

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Lmao futes already recovering

PLUNGE PATROL ACTIVATE

Lmao dude they're getting $100k jesus christ

It's just baggies trying to catch a falling knife. Jpow is going to nuke the market again on Friday.

The morning often reverses whatever the Europeans do overnight.

highly trained technician

$100k

"no work life balance" = unpaid hours, probably

also, here's one of the reviews:

TSMC employees are not paid equally and fairly in accordance with American labor laws or the going rate for the type of work performed by TSMC employees from Taiwan. The Taiwanese people deserve more money just as much an hour as the other hired vendors and or contractors

You have a braphammer.

Don't these barbarians have parcel lockers?

they exist but i don't think they're anywhere near as popular as here
anyway, doesn't make any difference when they toss it like a hand grenade into the truck too

No the mailmen here shoot packages out of rocket launchers in the back of a toyota pickup. You wouldn't know anything about freedom cuck

used 3090. This is financial advice.

aint gonna cut it, unc

Freedom is codeword anarchy. Reject freedom, embrace order. You vill unlock the parcel locker with your phone and you vill be happy.

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just got my package delivered

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that's now how you spell 1080ti

*codeword for anarchy
time for sleep

U.S PROJECTILE SERVICE

There are some things you really want the 24gb for. a 3090 crushes every vidya that matters.

3090

that doesn't work for me brother

What is the problem brother? Power supply?

he didn't build his own 128GB VRAM beowulf cluster to make robot dinosaurs with

NGMI

1080ti plays AOE2 just fine.

Bought this in 2023 for $950 and am happy.

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No no, that can't be Google. That's a non-brown humanoid female. Or did they realize they needed to drop all that garbage to have a viable product?

do amd cards even work good with stable diffusion? I've heard since they don't have cuda it's not as good

the 7900xtx and 9070xt are both great as long as you play with native res and don't use ray tracing
otherwise, nvidia cards are objectively better

I don't give a shit about memetracing at all.

This is a daring synthesis.

and do you play with native res or dlss?

robot dinosaur

I can think of better projects.

native

then you made a great purchase

In the future, the economy will be 100% based around robot dinosaurs. I saw it in a documentary.

ok so how do i use this information to my advantage?

Man I want to get a Switch 2 for that donkey kong game, and the Bloodborne(?) sorta sequel, but $90 for the base game is killing me dude....

just remembered Mcdoubles were like $1.19 just 4 years ago and they cost nearly 3x now

Only BYD has the manufacturing capability to bring it to fruition. This is why I own BYD stock

i bought a 7900xtx a few months ago for like cad$1000 and all ive done is play is 3 hours of monster hunter wilds and 300 hours of rimworld since then

I'm getting in early on robot dinosaurs by investing in physical robot dinosaur technology. Current robotics tech is too expensive and inefficient, so I am shorting the AI equivalent of the dotcom bubble to raise capital for building robot dinosaurs. To realize our inevitable robot dinosaur future, we will need advancements in additive manufacturing, AI accelerator hardware, robotic actuators, and energy storage technologies.

lmao
thank you for doing the groundwork

You're welcome, babe.

feeling, ahem, "Liberated" yet mumus?

The biggest white pill is watching Wall Street chimp out.
The people who wanted us to believe an ESG index (a measure of how many non-asian minorities you hired and how many environmental patronage schemes you subsidized) was efficient, and that factoring it into investment strategies was a fiduciary duty, are mewling about tariffs imposed by the largest economy on earth.

I want the world burn
i want more shocks
let the boomers howl
let the jews scream
MAGA communism will rule for 1000 years

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new bread

Build a robot dinosaur that shoots lasers out its ass.