/smg/ - Stock Market General

he is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor

Oh, is that why my portfolio is down 18% over the last two days?

Checked I told you they were going to dump this shit in the last 2 hours, it’s predictable when you see the algos all at once doing a bump off the low to just scalp it back off…

ur rich bro get off ur fuckin high horse

I've been all in BOXX for weeks now by the way if that matters

After what happened today i don't really see the EU retaliating in the same way China did.

I don’t know anymore you guys

Is the dip over yet?

Miners are down 8% +

refi'ng debt at low interest rates will cause a deflationary spiral

yeah no

What's wrong groyper1488?

The bottom is SPY 185. Always has been.

i dont care what happens im slurping on monday

I should have bought AREB this morning instead of chickening out

This is so fucking overblown

wait until early afternoon

The Great Depression 2 will be even better than the first, like Godfather and Empire.

woohoo! After eating my colossal 40% all-time loss, I no longer have any shares or options. It’s time for a new adventure. How we will make our comeback, /smg/?

All in on red.

I got in at 6.70

and sold at 6.89 kill me now

Where is the bottom?

Uh, consumer defensive bros?

I LIVE. I DIE. I LIVE AGAIN!
prepared to ride it all the way down and lose every cent of this hedge. the minute we have a green day im selling these piece of shit and shorting with a couple bones
i love gambling!

Is that just today?

Lum bros I think SOXL might finally get delisted

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I'm losing a lot of money here faggot, who fucking cares. Why is this on my SPY news ticker?

Stop longing a market crash you fucking retards jesus christ. You're all a bunch a QE addicted lemmings leaping to your deaths.

What the fuck happened?

30% from the top.
SPY 430
S&P 4300

It can get a lot worse. But my Detroit Tigers are up 3-1 on the Whote Sox.

now we poomp.... or doomp

My SPY holding is red for the first time in 2 years.

It is

I bought some SOXL at $8, lowest it got in 2022 was $6 so Im not too worried

That's a pretty sound position. Trying to argue that SOXL will never see $20 again or for years sounds retarded.

it's another episode of poor anons giving financial advice

Almost down 5.5% spy only 1.5% left to go >:0

Ok, how you know?

There are no money printers or treasury scams coming to save you this time. Slurping is financial suicide. Please stop.

Now this was the bottom for the week, for now.

it's friday

I day trade I lose a lot of money
I play options I lose a lot of money
I go long on blue chips I lose a lot of money

How am I wrong every time?

SPY

go outside

everything is the same

the stock market shouldnt even exist

Now this one maybe?

DOGE fired the PPT

we break 5000 in the close

AREB bros the jews won

limit down for the rest of the day to close at 0.001

INVOKE EXECUTIVE ORDER 12631 RIGHT NOW

I believe the market is a scam
I still will not stop slurping

hahahahahaha, who unironically believes that shit?

hope its not too late to reserve my id
lets see here then

Damn VIX 45

you ain't seen nothing yet goym

What the fuck happened to CLF?

Is this one of those bottom signals?

We don't talk about that anymore.

No breaks after 3:25pm

Were gonna get reverse split before too long.

CLF tranny is long gone. Honestly, would start slurping soon.

Nobody here actually owns clf though, it was always just a meme.
Except maybe tripniggers because they're retards.

CIRCUIT BREAKER

if a contractor is asking for a 40% deposit via Zelle for scheduling, that's a huge red flag right?

Green candle spotted, the bottom is in

WE ARE BACK

you should all give me your money

Whats on your shopping list? Or are you niggers just praying for a break even

Last scalp always happens

AREB up 1300% in 3 days

Whoever American Rebel contracted to rig this pump just so they could dilute all over retail longs deserves a raise. Well done

it was actually crazy going to the grocery store, to work, etc yesterday and today. Everything was normal, except now I’m set back a full year on everything I ever wanted compared to where I thought I was just three months ago.

Vix puts when it hits 70

Black Friday

They want maximum pressure from headlines over the weekend to try to break Trump, but Trump has balls of steel and him backing down now would punk him on the world stage. They will drill into the close.

NIGGERS!!!!!

haha
Today I deleted my “break even” spreadsheet. It’s just over.

I bet Wallstreet bets is behind it, I had some loser calling our brokerage about it

Many such cases!

This is the 3rd “the bottom is in” reply today alone
I bought svix calls

Zelle

That's the biggest red flag.

just sell lol

I want to buy FNGU but it doesnt seem to exist anymore

The thread has several green ids but we're still red!?!??@?@?!!

It's FNGA now. A new one with later expiration is FNGB

there are people poorer than you privileged chud

If my id is anything but neon green, I'm capitulating

vix is going to 350

most weekly SOXL volume ever

I hope they told him no crying in the casino

Thats why i didnt hold it overnight.
I knee the msrket would shit today. Could short it cause of my annoying yapping wife. I swear she always ruins my gains by distracting me right when shit gets good

didn't even break 500. people are being so dramatic, it's not a wallstreet movie y'all

They are letting retail buy the dip one more time before they dump in the after market lmao

well, turned my $10 trading loss in to a $60 trading gain. still absolutely destroyed financially though. -7.5% at the moment, intel down an incredible amount. know it's just being used to manipulate soxl but it's not at all comforting. 20 days until earnings report and we can see what it is really worth right now. happy i made some cash, but it was not easy, enjoyable, or at all responsible, convinced there is a supercomputer out there programmed to scam people as efficiently as possible. mom's attitude has improved some but i still don't want to see her or talk to her i'm in such a foul mood. warning you all to be careful trading, if the move doesn't go against you they're likely to flatten the line and chop you up the rest of the day. hope we don't end on the lows, would love to see an end of day rally, not counting on it though. bank of america says the selloff is overdone, they don't expect a recession, and things will improve with clarity, for what it's worth. who knows if they are right.

Okay I gotta be honest. Fuck Shlompf.

and it goes on

news status?

a so called daumenfrosch

We told you people not to get involved with that.
We warned you, repeatedly.
You did not listen.

Reminder, the S&P500 is currently trading at 20x earnings; the median multiple is 15x

5100 / 265 = 19.24

Reminder, earnings will decrease

Let's say earnings fall 10% (very modest) and return to median multiple
238.5 x 15 = 3577 SPX
Reminder that in 2008 earnings fell by 56.8%
114.48 x 15 = 1712 SPX
We warned you about the bubble.
You laughed, insisted that there was no bubble.
You didn't listen.
Reminder that even in bear markets there are violent rallies to the upside.
It is just beginning.

That's the worst feeling that comes from all of this stupid bullshit. The realization that even when you tried your best to increase your net worth and get a bit closer to affording the life you want, it gets completely obliterated by a bunch of rich assholes treating the market like a playground. My UPRO position I've averaged into for an entire fucking year is like 10% red now. Never mind my other leveraged shit. The world would legitimately be a better place without all the faggots bouncing the market up and down.

ON NO NEWS

Shut up pussy (ID)

SOXL

People made 30% gains this past year. Now they lost it all kek

So many exit baggies are going to end up homeless because they gambled their life savings slurping the top of a market crash holy fuck. It's like I'm watching a train wreck in slow motion.

lol even oil and gold are deeply red, this is such a joke

Wow you faggots have gotten cocky in record time

off by one

The market is 300 points below the weekly bollinger, lol

...i'm okay

love the bush. hate the skin cancer. bankruptcy to all razor companies.

i slurped the dip today
feeling good

Depends. I have done that a bunch of times.
Once a dude asked me to zelle it to his daughter kek

Liberation Day rocks!

obligatory EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
youtube.com/watch?v=P4eG8mFrrYk

GME deep green

Are the hedgies selling so they can cover the shorts?

youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI

Two -5% days in a week is so fucking ridiculous based on any of the given information. I didn't think TDS extended so deeply into the stock market but holy shit

Remember guys, the stock market isn't real. The numbers are all just made up.

This has been the worst day for my portfolio since I started investing. Lol, lmao.

SOME SAY WE'RE BORN INTO THE GRAVE

I bought.
any Anon Babblebros bullish on the spring foraging season?

I told you guys back in December that metals was the place to be, and stocks were in a dangerous situation. I also told you guys that metals were topping and everything would be going down last week, and not to assume anything was priced in or corrected enough. I told you not to buy the dip yesterday before open, and I said the same this morning before open. I want to give you yet another warning: If you think it's been tough so far, you are prepared for what I am seeing for Monday. I strongly encourage you to sell before close today.

On a lighter note, I only used 10% of my portfolio on short term puts but they are already up 5× since I bought them on the pump on liberation day. Isn't that funny I should have gambled way harder. I have a very special announcement for the DING today.

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH THAT YOU MAY BE HOOKED

We told you that we didn't see you get HOOKED
and you may be HOOKED
We call this a CAPITULATION

Somebody will negotiate over the weekend.

SHES HEALING

I am going to laugh SO fucking hard when more countries start dropping tariffs. Man.

nice, just bought 100k

I need to go buy insoles for my hiking boots

Now back to 5400, in 45 min, kek

Weeklies`/0DTE cashing out and earlier buy orders being filled from mutual funds… Prepare your anus for the flush

So how do I get my own algo

for people worried about unrealized losses on unlevered positions, i guess i should just say don't. in the last 8 months stocks have traded in an enormous range, and there's no reason to expect that to change. the job numbers today were incredible, we're likely looking at major lows today. know i've said that before but i don't really care, that's how i feel, if you want to stroke your ego calling me wrong and dumb i don't even care, my life is good, i'm blessed, and your returns or prognostications don't concern me. the trouble is if you're levered up, you can get yourself into a very bad spot and wind up losing equity. down the line there are higher prices in store, you want to hold on to your businesses and sell at an opportune time. obviously there are better situations and positions to be in, but don't let temporary prices get to you. you're a business owner, and as long as your business is a good one you'll enjoy better days than this. tune out the i told you so's and bragging, and keep your eyes on your goal. gotta run an errand, i will probably miss dingposting. like i said though it is horrific. nobody go do anything rash like hurt yourselves either. you WILL miss my posting and people will miss you.

im literally all in TQQQ over the weekend

1pbtid

I will continue to boggle.

MAGA

Most gains from the market happen after hours.
They are reshuffling. They started before trumps liberation day. You sell. Wait for credit/trades to complete. Then you buy the shit you want to ape into.
The market is tanking, and should maybe be bought today, because these companies aren't quick like the little guy. The have lots of money, and that takes time to move around. We are at the sold stage. Everyone sell today was later to the party.
Late.
Money has already been on the sideline for years, we are about to blow the middle class up like a balloon animals. Companies will still be making the same money right now anyways.
You know what that means???????
Sometime in the next week or so vix will go to zero and the market will go to infinity and beyond
Get out in like a decade before people realize the global population decline is literally the end of the world

What about drinking?

shut the fuck up we're here to make money not be fucking faggots

BLOODBATH!

nigger

I just wear modern army boots and double sock. Cushioning, blister resistance, ankle support, warmth while wicking sweat, and they're cheap at around 130$ a pair, less if you buy the old uniform overstock from years ago
Belleville Xeros are fantastic

MMGA instead please

my UCO
is beautifully hedging
my BOIL

those
r all
i hold

besides muh cash
in money market funds

Not a bad idea. Warren Buffet says to buy TQQQ when theres Blood in the streets

I hope you guys realize that even one-sided tariffs would initiate this shit show.

youtu.be/fGDr_9qbFyU?feature=shared

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

What would Lord Rothschild say during times like this?

All these Euro Cucks and Chink Leaf's all pissed at US for finally saying, "Fuck you." You will no longer be ripping us off in trade. Meanwhile everyone is like, oh my fucking goodness. The sky is falling! When I was driving home last night I thought the sky really was falling, but then I realized it was just fog, and everything is fucking fine today. Like whatever Gookfu is going to have to pay a little extra for her fucking korean products she likes, well fuck her, I'll get an American woman who doesn't need to buy that crap.

Recovering already

This market is way too fake and gay man

fellas how do i make a quick 200% gain on my entire portfolio

i need it bad

Imagine now Trump saying in the last 15 mins he's taking tariffs back, zoom 150 points up

Why does everyone hate on this?
Tariffs cause deflation.
If you deflste the economy powell will be forced to lower rates. Also we are pretty close to the market being down 20% and every talking head is saying this will cause inflation-including powell.
Anyone that says tariffs are inflationary is literally evil or retarded. It is ONLY deflationary pressure that it causes. A tariff on a product you desperately need will cause some deflationary pressure. A tariff on a product you don't need at all is extremely deflationary.
Not saying infographic guys is some future predictor but the economics of what is said is certainly how things would work.
I reiterate ANYONE saying tariffs cause inflation are RETARDED or a LIAR.
There literally is no example of s tariff causing inflation, its insane.

All in on SOXL, of course

I slurped

Dead thread

Wait for the next high volume Chinese meme stock that pumps in premarket and opens gapped up 100%+ then go all in. Cash out when all shorts are liquidated and the stock is up another 8x

Man all the options are so fucking expensive now. All we can do is sit in cash and wait for the cucks around the world to kiss Trump's ass.

watch this, we're ending green

Not SuperMicroAlgo

Tha

power/sour hour tends to have less posters for whatever reason.

Oh shit, I just got a deja-vu. I hate this. Especially in the context of charts and markets

Nintendo moved all their shipping/production to Vietnam to try and avoid tariffs from China

America decides to tariff everyone including China and Vietnam

Hahahahahahahha video game market crash is coming fast on its heels already LMAO

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKETS DOWN
UR MOMS MUFF
STAINS HER PANTIES BROWN

trump announces any country that drops tariffs before midnight we get immediate reciprocal drop in tariffs.

All tariffs in world disappear in 15 minutes

Republicans and Alex Jones cheer for their victory as globalism is finally instituted

maybe they should have opened a factory in the U S A

this country is sitting on vast quantities of Nintendium, they have no excuse. Our mining industry needs it.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THANKS DRUMPF

trusted the americans again reward.

GLOBAL UNIVERSAL 0% TARIFFS FOR EVERY COUNTRY BY EVERY COUNTRY
INTERDIMENSIONAL FREE TRADE IS HERE

I like this hopium, more please. I sat through -70% in 2022 and ended up neon green so this feels like a repeat except in double time

I literally can't even right now

If Japan and Nintendo think they can get away with poisoning our youth with their digital fentanyl we should drop pamphlets of uncensored pornography all over their mother fucking island chain..

ok, I am legit retarded so please be patient with me.

tariffs make stuff more expensive

I can buy less stuff because it is more expensive

I can buy less with my money

my money is worth less

how is this not at least somewhat inflationary?

this radicalized me

MY PNL IS FLAT TODAY.

Full blown recovery

JAV is so gay

wait what?

Tariffs make stuff more expensive

This is absolutely not a given. Importers can rework their trade agreements to minimize or even nullify the effects of tariffs.

I can buy less stuff because it is more expensive

That is NOT inflation. Inflation directly has to do with the amount of money in circulation, not just "price go up". If the prices have gone up but the money supply remains the same, that is DEFLATION.

Well, at least I sold half my holdings last year to buy a house.

If you look through the archives, searching

crash by March

You can see the countless times you were warned. You didn't listen. You never listen.

found the homosexual

Inflation directly has to do with the amount of money in circulation

No it doesn't. You are wrong. Wrong. Cease posting, you are ignorant.

Maybe you're just watching the wrong JAV, the ones I've seen are pretty heterosexual. I'm not saying gay JAV doesn't exist, it's just I haven't seen it.

It's french.

he doesn't flush his bathtub

anon you just let turds float around while you bath?

if you made money you would have posted the position by now

RDDT IS AT 86.13 AND FALLING AHHHHHH

stop trying to cheer me up

Close on the lows?!?

its time for an american gaming console.

i propose, "Dukestation"

i was one of the niggers calling for a crash by march and i'm still down by 5% so far this month

nah I will never buy anything american again

lol I'm not taking economic lessons from a Brazilian

we keep falling until next Friday. the pink moon takes place the 12th. then we moon.

Its not hopium. Its doesnt mean inflation wont happen retard.
Its literal math.
Simple fucking math.
There are like 3 examples in 100 years and, like always, they try to fix a problem too late. Might be on time this time tho. As long as powell doesn't take two quarters to lower rates.

he didn't believe the prophecy

literally 100% success rate predicting recessions

he thought he was special

he believed the jews when they told him """soft landing"""

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhahahahaaaa

INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You don’t flush your bathtubs? Don’t tell me you just bath in the pee

I did a little buying on my 401k which was like 80% cash

Hey bro I'm on team "Tariffs Cause Deflation" right there with you. The economy and markets are doing literally precisely what the Fed has stated they want to see, for like two years now. It's the exact environment needed to resume QE or at least continue cutting rates.

Somehow I don't think Japan is lacking in pornographic material. Just a hunch.

i believ, i didnt tiem right

5 mins left to sell.

CLOSE ON THE LOWS

AND
JUST
LIKE
THAT

SPX will never
be over
5000
agin

WE ARE BACK

HAHAHA LOOK MOM WE DUMPED IT RIGHT AT THE LAST 15 MINUTES AGAIN

I fucking hate these faggots

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

I was the first person to call for a crash in March, with additional confirmations in December and late February as the yield curve made its moves. I am up 140% today alone. We will not stop dumping for at least 18 months, and possibly not for several years if China invades in Taiwan in a year or two. Slurpers are committing suicide right.

I knew all of this was going to happen but I did it anyway

it's over

Current loss:
€78k net.

AH probably another -50points

*right now

Wow you guys have gone full fucking retard obnoxious in record time, it's really amazing

That’s not good sign which means large investors/institutional aren’t buying the dip which means expect more blood Monday

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

i'm sure you are and that's why you're frogposting instead of portposting

Now Pmurt has two days of deal making. We’ll see what Monday brings. Smackdown is on tonight!

DING DING DING! How'd it go today?

Lol, two years of tech gains go byby. (realized gains on tesla not shown). still beating spy on YTD. That all you got Bobo??

captcha: jjgoy

-6.57% today
This might be a new record for me.
Still slurping SOXL
Where’s ding anon today?

You know what will be really obnoxious? Becoming homeless because you gambled all of your emergency funds on the stock market and then got laid off.

5061

they still sell

-$2,799.09 (-5.96%)

Sounds like you didn't sell the top. Sounds like you didn't short the top. Sounds like you are HOOKED

5054

I MADE A JOKE ANDTHEY MAKE IT TRUE

+3% unrealized
-6% realized

I just wanna know when my iphone is gonna stop working

Not as good as yesterday (+50%) but still a +10.65% day for me. I closed all of my shorts and rolled my bond calls up and out. Overall about a +75% week for me

wtf

I mean, come the fuck on, right? January 13th my portfolio was up 74% all time. Biggest, most retarded move I think I've ever seen in my entire life. All because of Orange Man Bad retards with more money than they know what to do with. Oh fucking well I guess.

-7.4%

BRUTALLY FUKT. -35 grand for the week.

Down .71% today.
I only have like 30k/300k in the market right now. Holy shit lmao what a shit show.
I guess I shouldn’t think I’m down 3k, I'm down 3k but my cash is worth hella more now.
This week and next week I may look into getting 100% in. Lookin zesty out there

Actually I am also down 6.57% at market close.

DJI almost-6% on the day

I'm only down 2.4%

I voted for this, don't tempt me I'll do it again too

Such is life when you are all-in on the Nasaq.

Is my AMZN delivery gonna arrive next week or no?

still here. just got out the shower. astonishing losses. do want to point out that homebuilders were bright green, as was home depot, lowes, several other stocks geared to residential construction. dunno if that continues but it really could, and makes sense with the job numbers, and if trade breaks down it would be smart macro policy to invest there. just something to think about as a trade idea, those might stay reliably green for a good while.

not unless you personally pay the tariffs
thats how tariffs work

WHAT A FUN DAY
so much excitement
now time
for a nice
comfy
nap
in bliss
under the fan

hopefully
with a nice dream
about NATGAS AND OIL

I forgot to buy before market close :(
you better deliver with a bigger dip on monday, bobo

What search engine will you use once google.com is down forver?

>> 0.04/365

0.00010958904109589041

Cash king here

probably sad panda

but you were leveraged no?

Thankfully I'm not on facebook anyway.

Nope, just your bog standard IE00B53SZB19.

I hope in 5 years we will just laugh it off.

-7.02% unrealized

SPX 4900 and then it's over.

Do you think trump knows what he did to Tesler?

Tesler chart is just depressing lmao

still 750 billion

still a p/e of 100+

should be 100 billion at most

you'll be fine. what. you had 800k and now you have 730k?
you'll be fine.

but you know, thats what happens when you're unhedged.
be glad you didnt go all in on some leveraged etf

Yep that's what it looks like when literally the entire global leftist hate machine turns on you [after already trying to short you to death your entire existence]. Humans are fucking embarrassing.

efficient market hypothesis at it's best

-5.49%

WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED THIS WOULD HAPPEN?!?!
Valuation multiples not seen since the DotCom bubble..
Delinquencies and defaults spiking in advance..
Yield curve..
Average housing 40%+ of median income
The market priced to absolute perfection..
60% of jobs created over the last year due to government spending
$14 trillion spent in Keynesian global stimulus *before* the recession
Yellen manipulating Treasury auctions with T-bills
Cutting 50bps into inflationary pressures
Companies trading at 50x+ SALES
Bankruptcies spiking
Refinancing debt wall
ISM / PMI shitting the bed for years
Who could have seen this coming???
It was SO out of nowhere!! There were ZERO warning signs!!

muh tariffs

muh orange man bad

This was 100% inevitable. You were warned. You didn't listen.

Today I have officially 3× my portfolio YTD. This is shaping up to be the absolute greatest year I have ever had and it's only April.

startpage

Are you one of the imbeciles who insists that shorting doesn't push the market down?

this.
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO. (especially not when betting all on green)

Perplexity

I have the same net worth today I did 6 months ago(my ath)
Im doing alright I guess
But whats the next step? To early to jump in? This may take months?
I know those ai algo love to dump this tome of year anyways cause covid fucks their models up

Here's one of my portfolios. I split my holdings up across multiple institutions in case they start going bankrupt during the crash. I'm going to walk away with $15-$20M by the end of this crash.

lycos.com/

we are so back lycosbros

today is the last of the crash tho

I'M TIRING OF WINNING SO MUCH LATELY BROS AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

youtu.be/JLmtCAji3BY?si=ivgJetHqSRXHpQ9e

That's actually a nice set up. You've got your fire pit, your vegetable garden and can make love out under the stars. Seems pretty comfy.

I know, I just wanted some divvies.

if you look closely you notice that the whole economy has been running on taylor swift since the last bottom. Let's all just pray toger she's gonna do it a gain.

TAYLOR PLEASE SAVE US
repeat:

TAYLOR PLEASE SAVE US

TAYLOR PLEASE SAVE US

TAYLOR PLEASE SAVE US

thank you for your participation

my broker doesnt let me short

I'm back to the same net worth that I had at the end of 2023. Pisses me off. I don't think this will be a long term thing like 2022, none of the hard data aligns with the amount of selling. But of course, everyone is fucking retarded so.

Just like yesterday was the last day of the crash. And all those days before it. No, we will keep dumping until you learn your lesson.

*together..
ah fuck it...
were all fucked.

Where's that faggot who said they would laugh at me when the crash never came. I literally told you fucks the exact fucking day to get out 2 weeks before anything even started. Here we are like 3 weeks later, even worse off than we were. I'm not telling you to buy yet. Shit's about to get a lot worse, and of course I am talking about the upcoming war with Iran.

good

whats your take on iran?
will the jews really do it?
will iran double down?

5044

they just keep going

still won't post portfolio

upcoming war with Iran.

nothingburger compared to trump letting putin win ukraine

Tim Allen had the #1 show, movie and book at one point in the 90s

trump doesn't have the political capital right now to start a serious war. His russia ukraine peace plan also mostly fell through. (Ukraine just took the EU's money to keep it goin for as long as they can)

after ukraine russia is gonna invade poland etc.
(And I think they deserve it)

I have posted my portfolio with timestamp here over 20 times in the last 5 years.
Long time lurkers know who I am.

I'm just saying stock up on beans and weapons if you haven't already

Why did I just now see this graph. Totally forgot about looking at this. Any of basic bitch graphs i need to be looking at?

euocucks

stocking up on weapons

What are you going to do, bludgeon the Russians to death with a BBC dildo?

THIS
I HAVE PREPARED FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE

FINALLY THE CALL FOR THE STRONG MAN IN GERMANY WILL GROW LOUDER ONCE AGAIN

I CAN ALMOST HEAR THEM CALLING OUT TO ME RIGHT NOW

HEIL ME

French President Macron wants European companies to end all American investments

The trade wars are gettin' real spicy now

Use this website:
tradingeconomics.com/indicators
There are too many to count that you should be paying attention to

I hope it crashes further, so I can finally buy some. Many companies will try to drag their feet and wait Trump out hoping for prez Newsom to undo this.

Elon has already shown he is onboard with building shit in the US. I would wager Tesla is going to be awarded gov-backed 0% loans to spearhead building a shit load of factories in the US, and make it clear to them they can either get with the program or go be a Chinese company and be replaced in the US.

Loaded up my acct. Ready to go for monday. Ive been sitting cash for a while now. The opportunity is finally, finally here.

What are you going to do

WELL I WILL BRING
JUSTICE
TO EVERYONE
WHO
IS RESPONSIBLE

Dogpile dot com and askJeeves master race it’s our time now

Jesus christ, DON'T DO IT APU!!!

well, macron is a spicy faggot.
as long as they dont lower taxes here, its all just faggot talk

europe is strangled by parasites and the white population is being replaced.
that is what is happening in reality.
in the real world.

The Pollocks got more in common with the Russians than they do the Germans, I reckon they'd willingly join the Russians and just invade Germany at that point.

WTF?

Dell has a PE of 11, now.

Fucking 11!

Is NTDOY the play or was the Switch 2 a wet fart

You just don't hold the cards, Anon.

no way could these (((polish))) people betray germany like that, they all love germany
so much that the women almost exclusively marry refugees so the german women don't have to

They'll have a PE over 100 after their next earnings call.

Dell is shit, I don;t buy anything from them anymore

finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=DELL&ty=c&ta=1&p=d
Impressive. 6.78 forward P/E
4.47B income, 50B market cap

That's true that a recession will reduce that forward PE, but they got a lot of commercial business. Company I work for is paying them to switch over to Dynamics 365 accounting software.

I love that right when I buy new PC parts and have to pay like $4000 in taxes is also when the market completely, utterly shits itself and my net worth gets sent back like a year and a half. Really great feeling.

new hot AI stock SMCI is at 14

In the crapper.

Is it normal that you ALWAYS regret deleting that drug dealers number?

so, how much more before companies have enough leverage to demand rate cuts as an excuse to grow the economy through debt spending for hires and r&d

Great feeling. Great fucking feeling.

Fair enough, thanks

The Civtai model I used for most Hiei Gens went private.

The one I'm messing with does REALLY good lewds but isn't nearly as creative as the previous model.

alright seems like I'm not getting enough attention on my posts. Probably gonna post at biz from now on since you all have me filtered

Guys I have a AI bot setup that cross references stocktwits posts with what people post here. It has allowed me to ID many people here. Surprisingly a lot of people will write something on stocktwits, then post almost the exact same thing here.

Good job finding yourself

implying the (((polish))) people have any loyalty whatsoever

ahhhahahahaaa, remind me what happened the last time the Russian army was in Berlin?

People are still in shock from losing their life savings. They may not reply right away.

somehow things got even worse

how?

Maybe they should be more reasonable and buy the dip.

Every dip all the way to the bottom.

Rope shortage.

Post examples.

Better to just think I'm lying and move on.

We have forgotten our roots.

thats just people stealing posts from here.

see
good video for you to watch:
youtu.be/xFm4DEO1vxQ?t=129
2:08

The fundamentals are what is going to drive ultimately where we go; and it really comes down to a question of where do S&P500 earnings end up, and really more importantly where do these P/E ratios go, and when you look at where the P/E ratio is currently at 21.6 for 2025 it's still a very high multiple, and earnings estimates while they've come down some they are still kind of elevated and seem somewhat unrealistic for the environment we're in. When we take a deeper dive and look at where earnings are historically, where valuations are historically, historically, the S&P500 trades at a median of 15.2, currently, even with the latest decline, index is still 5 full points above the median; 15x 265 you're looking at an S&P500 that trades at 4,000, so there's a big valuation gap where it's priced and where historically price is; now when you think about the market overall and the uncertainty in it, typically you expect market multiples to contract because people pull back on risk and delever their portfolios...Margin compression [assumptions] 224 x 15 = 3361 S&P500...room for the earnings # itself to come down itself and for the multiple to contract...let's say that it went to 18x, you're still talking about an S&P500 at 4500...what I'm trying to say is that given the amount of uncertainty, what's going on in the market, while it's nice to look at the charts, understanding the fundamentals in this case is very valuable

I don't think /smg/ understands how extremely overvalued markets were. People hear "21x multiple" and shrug it off, not realizing that if earnings are $265, and the multiple shrinks from 21x to 15x --> 265 x 21 = 5565 --> 265 x 15 = 3975 -- this is a massive difference, just based upon the multiple on earnings people are willing to pay, not even factoring in the decline in earnings

protip: in 2008 S&P500 earnings fell by 56.8%

I am 99% sure that is a merkin. Piece of movie clothing to make it look like pubic hair but actually covering everything.

How much money did they make these past two days?

At least alcohol is cheap in germany

Shhhh, I'm trying to think here

Based.

2 posts more by this id

She's never getting pregnant.

Tarrifs cause inefficient economic factors that contributed to enabling the climate crisis that lead to the great reset!

Genuinely, after you saw

pic related

Did you really think you were smarter than Jamie Dimon? Did you really think you were smarter than Warren Buffett? Did you really think that you knew something that they did not?
The old man does it again.

It’s over!

Neetbux is always enough to pay for shelter, internet, beer and snacks.
What else would one want.

Scoopsies decided to ignore me last night so if you think SOXL looks bad now, wait until I finish casting my jewish curse on it.

can't think of anything

WHO

*(((WHO)))

I guess those that knew about the tariffs that would nuke the world economy and literally bought the most shorts in history before it happened.
Trump really has now done more for the jews than anyone else before him or whatever the quote is.

worst 2 day performance in s&p500 history
x.com/M_McDonough/status/1908265533230747690

IT
IS
SO
OVER

Worst two day performance SO FAR.

16th worst

You were here to witness history with your fellow /smg/ retards.

oh yeah I misread that *puts rope away*

retards

*NIGGERS AND JEWS

16th

literally nothing burger.

Worst two day performance OVER LITERALLY NOTHING, that's the worst part. Every other crash has been because of ACTUAL BAD THINGS not just fucking endless doomer speculation about what possible potential tariffs maybe might possibly do to some imaginary company. Even Powell reiterated like fifteen times that there is literally not even any data to go on regarding tariffs since, y'know, they take months to affect anything and everyone is just guessing right now. SO FUCKING GAY.

We will be at new all time highs by the end of next week.

warn friends and family months in advance about the crash at the end of March

they laugh and it ignore it

market crashes and they have huge losses

now they're angry and act like it's my fault

some won't even speak to me anymore

I see no good deed goes unpunished.

*yawn*
same amount of equity i had two days ago, $110 extra cash in my pocket, and a lot of lessons in my brain that weren't there before. i gained weight and made progress on my lifts and cardio. i grew these last two days, i don't care what the headline liquidation number says.

Worst/best in history.

That signals to me that a trend is over.

SIXTEENTH

SIXTEENTH

SIX
FUCKING
TEENTH
WORST
U NIGGERS

they are using my posts as contra indicator

yeah seems like I'm somewhat of a financial advisor ehehe

not even top 15

Great Martis was right

why do you think Burry had his twitter handle as "Cassandra"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra
I have experienced the same thing in this downturn; those warned acting as if it is my fault, that I (myself) am the one selling trillions of dollars worth of assets - that if I hadn't said anything, this wouldn't have happened
I think that we underestimate sometimes how little the general public knows about how markets function. I would be willing to wager that a good 60%+ of the population don't understand the difference between stock price and market cap
You do what you can, you do your best to try to help - it's on them if they decide to act or not

we are approaching fair market evaluation

Now the only question is does it bounce or just capitulate further? Would be a seriously good value buy if it does.
Gets me feeling all hot an bothered.

Jesus fucking christ this blowhard is back in every fucking thread posting long winded line-by-line prophetic bullshit a dozen times. Legitimately, unironically one of the best bottom indicators of the last few years.

Just like how it was a bottom indicator the last several times you posted this? BUDDY, you are the sell signal.

NW THREAD

NEW TREAD

NEW BREAD

You are right; the past times that I have posted here explaining the fundamentals, the market has gone on to recover to all time highs
I severely underestimated how much governments would spend worldwide in stimulus ($14 trillion) I severely underestimated that they would import 10+ million people to try to stave off recession and boost economic activity. I severely underestimated how long the animal spirits would continue
The last post that I made here was this:
Oct 17, 2024

I personally expect that we are going to have a weak October, then rally November, December, January

It won't be until February or March (maybe even later) that the inflation data continues to worsen bad enough that the market realizes the Fed will have to stop cutting and/or raise rates - this will spark the crash

This is exactly what happened. The downturn began before tariffs. Now the recession will drag us into disinflation
I unironically believe that

this time it's different

in a market driven by animal spirits, this was finally a large enough catalyst to kill the animal spirits
But I concede that I have been too early many times, you are right

post loss please

Is that english?