/smg/ - stock market general

I am out of cash and everything is on sale. It's a disaster.

But how is this really like 2020? Is there a reason to believe it’ll have a v-shaped recovery?

We are opening green

My liberal as fuck aunt retires on May 2nd. Hopefully who ever did her retirement for her bought a pile of treasuries she can live off of before tapping into those equities.

Ah how dumb of course it is Gappo!

Some Gappo and Bang's Cola in the morning! Should cheer me up after Civtai decided to fuck with me and took away Animagine.

In germany you can steal TSLA cups, 65k

v-shaped recovery

i dont know.
i dont give a fuck.
no one knows.
i'm just talking about the diswuption to trade.

where will the ships be routed to? all the shit bound for amewica. where will all the chink toys go?

this anime girl is the general's chan and I refuse to accept otherwise

Lol. Employment data is ONCE AGAIN literally exactly what the Fed has said they're looking for, for the last year and a half. Do you think Democrats will ever admit that the way they've been freaking the fuck out about jobs being cut is completely hysterical? I don't think these retards even understand that the federal workers getting cut have fat buyouts and severance packages. Damn I'm so fucking tired of the market acting like this.

Good morning frens and Happy Fryday. Are we winning yet?
I quit drinking and I'm trying to lose a little weight, so I guess I was going to be cutting back on my spending anyway

Kind of exciting, at least. Not slurping today unless we’re down another 5%.

The market is shitting itself on China tariffs. Not job data.

Good because your! Yes your Detroit Tigers! Will take on the Chicago White Sox over on Woodward Avenue in Detroit! It's Opening Day in Detroit!

Does anyone in their right fucking mind think that nasdaq destroying an entire year's worth of gains over these fucking tariffs is reasonable??? Does anyone think that covering the breadth of the 9 month 2022 crash in 6 weeks is reasonable??? This is just ridiculous at this point

STOP PUMPING I CAN'T YET CLOSE MY SPXL SHORTS

NO ONE CARES about China. If people didn't expect China to do some tit-for-tat bullshit they're retarded. You know who didn't remove the tariffs on China? Biden. The world was fucking fine the entire time.

Brown(maybe jewish) hands typed this post.

TOLD YOU WE OPENING GREEN!

it's the Democrats' fault

kek divide and conquer

I GOTTA FIGHT SOMEONE DAMNIT!!!

Considering how overvalued US markets are in relation to all others, yes it's entirely reasonable and even if it dropped 50% from here, it would still be reasonable.
Only thing the overvalued market needs is just some catalyst to start the long dump and it's go time. This may very well be that catalyst.
Buying now is like buying stocks right after the Dotcom bubble started deflating. Retail is going to fomo into every dead cat bounce on our way down and they'll get completely fucked.

Just hank tough bros

yeah my panic sell really was at the true bottom wasn’t it
the amounts of money that I’ve lost are high enough that I can’t process it. I have no idea what’s about to happen next.

ComericA park is a communist establishment, and needs to be purged from the country.

did everyone forget that the stock market =/= economy?
It's really funny watching dems suddenly become very passionate about the stock market when they just spent a ton of time complaining about how much wealth was in the elite in wallstreet

I just like that I can buy cheap

nah, just a slight bull trap before collapse. Market is anticipating trump to raise tariffs on China by 34% more now.

e soled?

theres no point in saying good morning, because its certainly not one

GOOD MORNING!

Will be nice to be able to buy good companies at a big discount!

if he does then I’ll buy back in. there’s no way that can be sustained

Morning fren

I don’t think my dick could get hard anymore from all the goddamn money I’ve lost

AGREED. TRUMP GAVE THE MILLENNIALS A CHANCE FOR AFFORDABLE LIVING

Nah it's beautiful and you're a faggot.

morning babe. don't be too sure of that. probably gonna be focused on the market all day, don't think i'll be posting much til after market close, maybe around powell comment time. wanted to say hi though. still thinking about you a lot, and i'll read your posts like usual, i try not to miss any. would appreciate another nice fact about you this morning, feeling pretty down about prices.

I told you faggots to go YANG gang at the close yesterday, You faggots could have made easy money in your sleep.

I'm not blaming it on them politically, it's just the reality. The people screeching the loudest about obliterating the stock market all happen to be democrats. Tons of them are even dumb enough not to realize that their own retirement accounts and net worth are tied up in the stock market.

Dems only become passionate about the stock market when they want it to come down, it's one of their most childish traits. They're somehow completely incapable of seeing the relationship between the value of stocks and the net worth of individuals associated with those stocks. They still think people like Elon have $400 billion in the bank just sitting there.

Morning!! If I don't take a shower I end up sneezing all day and I don't know why. I gotta like hold my face in the warm water to warm up

@polanon I closed my VIX shorts, don't trust this too much. Might dump on open (SPX) and repump later.

thats because you took the vax

cute and interesting. i sneeze when i look at the sun, photosensitive sneezer. you need to remember that if i'm ever incapacitated and need to get an injection into my eyeball, i guess it triggers the response and i don't want the doctor to be surprised. i love sneezing though, feels so refreshing. it takes a day to recharge but every single day i look up at the sun and let one or two rip.

but I got barriers/Turbo, not CFD. CFD is not the same tension/stress, which is why I got out now.

I didn't take the vax

everything bouncing

Nooo my puts it's supposed to be dying

All I know is my nigga Judge has 5 home runs in 6 games.

Hope you guys all have a good day, I'm leaving to go fishing with my dad and won't have Internet for a week. Hopefully the market cools off by then. Call your dad if you haven't spoken to him in awhile anons!

Remember up 700 points today!

Imagine being tricked by this premarket bulltrap

Hope you guys all have a good day, I'm leaving to go fishing with my dad and won't have Internet for a week. Hopefully the market cools off by then. Call your dad if you haven't spoken to him in awhile anons!

Have a good time anon. Great idea.

Imagine not expecting OpEx + Powell to turn everything neon green. Jerome "I'm Not Worried About It" Powell is going to set all these faggot bears straight today.

Have fun anon

Holding over the weekend?

Rest assured there is a plan to black Monday the US. I'm surprised China didn't wait till Saturday. Maybe the EU will do Saturday.

The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for January was revised down by 14,000, from

+125,000 to +111,000, and the change for February was revised down by 34,000, from +151,000
to +117,000. With these revisions, employment in January and February combined is 48,000 lower
than previously reported.

smg is so slow now. what happened to all the anons? a few months ago, i couldnt keep up

the redditors stayed in Anon Babble

They went bankrupt and have to wage slave. Also less people working from home.

most of us are working during the day
also the market isn't open yet

glad to hear

US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

"CHINA PLAYED IT WRONG, THEY PANICKED - THE ONE THING THEY CANNOT AFFORD TO DO!"

we're all bagholders now

Based. Xi smooth brained Luke.

Like I said in the previous thread, if tariffs get defeated by Congress then yeah, very much so, it's possible.

Gonna make a prediction and say Jerome is not going to budge and people buying in anticipation he will rescue their positions will feel as bad as the people who bought yesterday, right before opening when I said don't buy, sell.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON LADS LET'S MAKE SOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

based

based

There are traders, in this very thread, who are actively being tricked by a bulltrap right now.

I bought the open. Shit's hitting oversold on the RSI.

ugh
I know I need to buy back in at some point, but…
now I’m just sitting on whatever USD I was able to scrape back from my insane losses. It’s as if I took a 35% paycut for no reason.

President Trump To Investors Says My Policies Will Never Change; Great Job Numbers; China Played It Wrong, They Panicked

We just can't stop winning

even my high paying dividend stocks are dumping

More panic selling today..

This is way too much fun to watch.
I hope it keeps on tanking the next week too so we'll see a shitload of panic from pension funds and other big boomer players.

Xi is literally going to starve his people and lose the Mandate of Heaven leading to a new Chinese Revolution.

Blood in the streets, remember your training.

I haven't heard of anybody jumping out of windows, and I'm not going to be the first one to jump out the fucking window.

But can he give the Cubbie Bears a chance!

There is simply nothing to fear until we break the pre-market lows.

Calm, collected. In my lane.

Yep, shore gonna be another red day.

Nasdaq at November 2021 levels

Jesus christ dude this is such a dumb ass fucking tantrum

different for the rest of us.
what goes on in the red circle btw?

NINE STRAIGHT WEEKS of selling because of..................?????????????????????? Worse than the 2022 crash because of................???????????????????????? Seriously what a fucking joke

ANNND
I'M STOPPED OUT

SOXL KEKS LMFAO

looks like it’ll get there

Nasdaq at November 2021 levels

we're not looking at the same graph clearly

that's where they feed the dead niggers to the alligators

this a crash retreat where

Housing prices?

BA is a decent slurp right now. I’d like to see it at like 120, though..

Trust the plan.

Brazil ETF down 6%

FFS WHY?!
It was the only thing in my portfolio that was doing relatively well in all this.

On the bright side if we're really headed into an extended bear market that gives me more time to stack cash and strategically slurp.
Orange Man is crashing the entire world nigga

lol

This has absolutely nothing to do with Trump and absolutely everything to do with Big Money taking advantage of retail being UTTERLY FUCKING RETARDED about Trump. Guarantee you, just like 2022, that this is just a snowball of shorting.

market more resilient on this than I expected. Buying in now.

why is doge coin up..rothschild making a joke

we're healing on the 1min

Argentina etf?

the market is efficient and supreme, do not question it

and this market is a cock sucking mother fucker

Nothing is going to happen until Powell speaks at 11

lol at trump's forced smile.
lmao.

buy your calls now; or forever be priced out

Thanks for playing! Challenge again!

the market is beautiful.
its the most objective, the most meritocratic process to have ever existed.
for every level of wealth there are suitable strategies and suitable instruments.

bow down to the market.

daily options on qqq are a fucking grand each

Wtf happened shit used to be 250$ for an atm

Here I'm a prophet:

Fed signals rate cute, market rally

US stocks should absolutely crash, they should be down much more than this actually given the fact that amerimutts are apparently OK with the nigger in chief running their economy into the ground, but Brazil? Why ffs? Other countries aren't going to suddenly stop trading with each other because the orange fuck had a tantrum.

i'm out and look to slurp maybe next week oil price is fuct this a delib clusterfuck timed with opec and everything

rate cut = banks and funds can get cheap margin and lever up.
thats why wall street loves trump.
he makes sure they have access to cheap overnight fees

bond yields are plummenting as people retreat to securities

the 5 year tips bond is about to drop below 1%

all bonds except the 3 month 6 month and 30 year are below 4%

time for the fed to cut?

Call options? Yeah that would be the market makers pricing retail out of the impending pump

Yeah suck a dick, I'm so tired of you permabear doomer euro cucks.

despite popular belief, the sp500 is actually a global index

Powell gives no relief today..

I'm sorry, but your shitty little companies don't deserve PE ratios of 100 even at the best of times. Suck a dick permabull.

oil..

everyone is using american products.
everyone is watching netflix propaganda machine
1/2 of people have an apple iFuck in their pocket.
1/2 have a samsung koreashit and south korea is american territory.
japan is also american territory.
until recently, china pegged their yuan to the US dollarino and they depend on the US as a client and even for many imports.

everyone is dependent on the great american nation.

i dont like it, i dont think its good but it is what it is.

mag 6 are vertical

Did i miss some news or is it just slurpers waiting to get dumped on

rate cutes

Buy the dip idiot.

60$ is the new 30$

Amazon's entire business model involves around reselling Chinese garbage for a ten times markup

chinese products just got twice as expensive

...no. you buy the dip.

GEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

slurpers status?

ready

it's only the second day of the crash. we definitely need more data.

>chinese products just got twice as expensive

They got 15% more expensive.

It's nothing, buy the dip faggot.

The US is nowhere near as important as many believe. They're running on inertia from more productive times. Nothing Microsoft or Apple do is particularly unique or irreplaceable.

Wouldn't you know it, I'm getting giga fucked again

That’s what I’m saying. People expecting relief today are going to feel bad. This is early innings.

google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/04/04/business/china-us-tariffs-retaliation-hnk-intl

34% plus 34%
Hmmm
Then trump said he would match any, so another 34% incoming

This is the seventh inning stretch. The game is almost over. Easter will be the Goldeb Bull run 2.0

Gamestonks

Primed and waiting for next week.

stop coping and accept reality.

why do you think microsoft and apple are american?
its not because we are inherently incapable of doing it in europe.
europeans are able to do anything if they really want to.

the problem is regulation. everything here is regulated to the asshole level.
that is why everyone who has any project fucks off to america.

the politicians here crashed the whole informatics industry.
back in the 80's and even a part of the 90's, every country in europe had their own informatics industry, software, hardware, innovation.
then the cock sucking politicians regulated everything to death and so, anyone with brains, left for amewica.

simple enough?

Oh an *increase* of 35%?

Ok so they're 2/3 more expensive. That's something but it's not "twice as expensive" and IMO it's still not a big deal.

that Pic

How'd you find a picture of literally me?

wow it just keeps going down

I agree that Europe suffers from over regulation, but the problem is overblown. Can you give me some concrete examples of how European regulations would stifle a company trying to do what Apple or Microsoft do? Or is this something you heard from some right-wing faggot and are now parroting?

PLEASE SAVE OIL SO I CAN GET OUT

lol drh is up 2%

Are they really goign to nonstop sell til Powell speaks? wtf man

Man the only reason I closed my oil shorts is because I was afraid of seasonality. I can't believe you're long.

now to resist temptation to slurp, and don't fall for the bull traps ahead. mid-term we're going down.

er dhi.

Donald Trump Predicts A Market Boom With $6-7 Trillion In Inflows After The Selloff

I'm not slurping again until at least SPY $470 or so

do you remember this last year?

now, i hate AI but do you remember when EU announced regulation for AI?
an industry which was at the time not even anything regulate really.
they still had to regulate that shit.

that is what i'm talking about. this is not some right-wing conspiracy theory, its constantly in the news if you actually read them.

you know MICA?
yeah. its illegal to trade USDT from EU compliant crypto exchanges.

now, there are good regulations in EU.
for example: food regulation.
i prefer european food standards than any other standards.
but for the rest? its over-regulated, its over-taxed and you dont to be a genius to know this.

I saw such good prices today. I was tempted.

My sell order didn't go through, but it was also still going up at the time so I thought whatever
then those dirty opec browns made their announcement and I woke up to a massive red dildo

You know, if this is how people react to a 10% sell off and the market still being green for the year, I'm kind of not surprised that people ended up jumping off buildings back in the day

Why is everyone so dramatic

sometimes you just HAVE to

BOUGHTED
a little bit
of
NATGAS AND OIL
futures price
BASED
ETFs

US needs China more than China to US.

SPY DOWN 12%

BEAR MARKET IS ALIVE

VOO DOWN 12%

DEMON LORD BOBO HAS AWOKEN

PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
YOU ARE SLURPERS OF BOGLE!
HOWEVER LOW THE MARKET DIPS YOU WILL BUY IT!

I bet you think US needs Canada more than Canada needs the US too.

I just realized I'm 30 and never had a job. I put all my money on stocks.

If it goes to zero how can I make sure I get the infinite shares and nobody else?

That's actually some panic now

you see, its about compliance.

to have regulatory compliance you need to pay for compliance checking certification.
you need to pay actual consultants who are obviously over-priced because why the fuck not?
if something is obligatory, then you will get paid regardless.

and so, any company which is affected by regulations has to pay and the cost goes to the end consumer and the end-consumer will simply choose a cheaper product and everyone knows this so instead of even trying to release a product, they do it somewhere else. like china or USA. doesnt matter. somewhere where its cheaper to do something.

cause and effect

Well done, but how did you get your seed money to begin with? Good interest rated loans and investing at a good time?

international stocks dropping 5%

Are we finally cumming, Bobros?

he hasnt

even NOOTICED

the 10 yr

below 4

POO SCENT

BUY BUY FOR RUIN
AND THE WORLD'S ENDING

DEAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the bottom is falling out of niggervideo aaaaaaaaaaa

based op

Explain it to me like I'm missing a chromosome

The existence of an EU AI act doesn't necessarily imply over regulation. I'd have to read it to see, which I haven't, so I don't offer an opinion. Have you read it?

its illegal to trade USDT from EU compliant crypto exchanges.

The only problem with this is that it doesn't go far enough. All crypto should be illegal in the EU. It's gambling and produces nothing, literally nothing of value.
Anything else?

to have regulatory compliance you need to pay for compliance checking certification.

Agreed. Regulations should be kept to the absolute bare minimum.

I sold! I don't know about reentering new positions though. I don't want to gamble with my winnings from being a smarty pants.

any mumu gonna slurp this dip at some point?

when if so

SPY $470

one can dream. it could mean return to sane valuations.

At what point do I buy early? 5% down? I already used up my paycheck

Why would commodities be selling off? Shouldn't they be more expensive? Is it cause nobody has money to buy them anymore?

They priced in a bluff or hand slap tarrifs.
Universal tarrifs minus Israel of course we're never priced in.

Sort of like rate hikes in 2022. Then the market went into a big panic.

oh
anyone else suddenly very bullish?

honestly, I am surprised how fast it drops. I expected 20% discount, but like 6 months from now. not this Monday.

t-minus 30 minutes

just stop arguing or i will more screenshots

Why do you think anyone here has the answer?

TARIFF CHADS!
WE WON!

Not especially, no. AI is so easy china launched deepseek for free for everyone, so that's dead now. Not seeing much else out there.

minus Israel

Holy kek did zion don really exclude Israel? He even tariffed the heckin penguins

Yeah OK fair enough.

Now this is getting funny..

Also why is Silver down 11%?

NIGGERS
are behind the JEWS
on the CURVE
and are FLOODING
into BONDS
which raises DEMAND
which lowers RATES
because its BETTER
to make a FEW POO SCENT
than to LOSE
a lot of POO SCENT
and the GOOVERNMENT
gets to sell DEBT
and pay less INTEREST
on the LOAN
but the JEWS
already did EVERYTHING
before all of
THIS

THIS

THIS
and the NIGGERS
eat the CRUMBS
that get
DROOPED

DROOPED

DROOPED

Holy shit, this is really it innit.
I'm like 35% cash so I could start slurping if I wanted to, but I'd rather wait for this shit to settle even if it means buying higher, I'm not in a hurry. And this cash will last me a few years if I lose my job so...

they are outright forcing Powell to say something nice lol

I just think everyone's retreating to a more "certain" position (cash) until the tariff wars reach some kind of stable point.
I dunno though, that's just speculation.

why is shiny meme metal down during a market wide crash

post imagine of SLURPING anime girl

BROS DOES THIS MEAN IT'S TIME TO SLURP?!?

losing 5-6% per day

cat is in his final days

this week cant possibly get worse

This is hilarious

Powell will just say this is a policy issue.

yeah so how about we take out the red stocks from the S&P and leave the green ones in? problem solved, no?

Nah it was 33%, something about trump still considers vat tax a tariff I think

Apple is back to summer 2023 levels and still has insane P/E. It's fucked.

I'm losing money but I'm having the most fun I've ever had with the stock market. I hate continual green, it's boring and gay.

kek

I am sorry to hear about your cat anon, but at least you gave him a good life. Cherish the time you have left together.

thats exactly what standard and poor's does
they were talking about shortening the interval

SOXL at $8 (eight united states dollars)

Jews, unironically

Poor kitty

holy crap, anon solved it, lmao.

It can in fact get very much worse when Jpow delivers comments like; due to inflationary tariff pressure we're RAISING RATES
-5% is a blessing when -9% is possible

gerome...please...

So..
When will this crash stop?

It's just another ~10% from here, totally feasible I think. We're only on day 2 of le Big One.

i think its safe to buy here

It actually does put things in perspective when you realize all gets solved simply by some rate cuts. That just means none of this is really that big of the deal.

another 50% drop and ill buy it

slurped another 1k worth of s&P and chevron

Nobody here actually owns soxl though, it was always just a meme.
Except maybe tripniggers because they're retards.

forget about the interval.
i cant find it i must have had a dream about it

SOXL will never be $10 again

All it takes to make money from this market is not being as stupid as someone who believes this.

DRILL BABY DRILL

Buy it after the 15:1 reverse split.

He tariffed the fuck out of Israel, but he also gave them money which they can use to subsidize the tariff.

Funnily enough, that's exactly how they calculate food price inflation and cook the numbers.
They can take out expensive things and use substitutes in calculations.

Oh shit, sugar is too expensive! It went up 200%.

How about we take it out and substitute it with a comparable product, like artificial sweetener that actually went down?

Yeah that'll do, now inflation is just 1.2% instead of +50%

what a glorious day

How does anything recover from here?

LOWER I WANT IT LOWER

I think scoops' average is like $32

At work. What is jpow saying?

mumu your amberlamps is here hop in

even a war with iran can't save us

kek

If tesla actually completes its self driving car I'm sure that would bouy things right back up, but they've been "two more weeks lmao"'ing investors now for years so I wouldn't put too much stock in that.

He doesn't talk for another 40 minutes or so but expect a lot of mentions of data

What I don't understand is why don't they use cameras AND lidar? Like why pick a side

recover??

alright. I'm buying.

TQQQ down 50%

JEPI heem'd again

SOXL bout to reverse split 15:1

International Stocks getting Heem'd

VOO down a modest 15%

Get kek'd on.

the AIs are lagging from people askong them what deal

soxl 5yr chart weekly bars looking mighty healthy

Man I'm bad at shorting. Apple just didn't do shit yesterday, amazon actually went up for a while today. I couldve picked anything and just got lucky about the china shit

yeah im not saying now but just asking like when weeks or months ?

I am bullish on rope futures.

Anon. This is a Global Trade War.
And we're fixin for annexen.

Bear market.

Wish SCHD and SCHG would drop more

SELL

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

Then he shot himself. We're waiting to see how the market reacts.

I mean this is just legitimately unbelievable at this point. Nine straight weeks of selling off because of...........tariffs? Really??? No fucking way man this is so fake and gay

...Have you guys just not looked up Full Self Driving videos for like five years or something?

im down 8% today but i feel nothing. im gonna hold years like i planned in my tiny smooth brain

We just need to jump-start the economy. Tax cuts for corporations calling America home, tax cuts the people, lots of tax cuts. Get rid of useless regulations like OSHA, and child labor laws. Then we bomb the fuck out of Iran.

If he says "we got nothing it's over we can't do anything about anything" I will crap my pants out of sheer schadenfreude.
Beats me, I'm no programmer.
Stop buying etfs. You're giving precious voting power away to corporate jews so they can hire shaneequa and jamarius to key roles and murder the company.

Love this cope

WOW BUDDY, LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER

I'm buying when it hits -101 into extreme greed

VIX

WHO SHORTED IT YESTERDAY?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

SOXX RSI the lowest it's literally EVER BEEN

Dude...what????????????????????????? It literally does not make sense based on any of the given information

I don't get paid again until the 15th and I have no slurp power left. Probably a good thing though, I always slurp too early

I'm waiting at least for this tariff shit to resolve

If you guys haven't sold yet, I really don't know what you are waiting for.

I should have capitulated earlier but at least I didn't lose anything.

Deflating bubble.. sell while you can.

panic from pension funds

Pension funds don't sell, ever

euro

shoulda coulda woulda

bearish

GO THE FUCK AWAY

Impressive. The lowest I've ever seen it was at 3 during the covid crash.

Its like 2008 and 2020 rolled into one

I don't wanna pay taxes and I'm not a pussy. I can take another -40% easy

I've been through worse and things are finally getting interesting.
That's a good move though, I won't knock you for it.

I've been out of the market since the start of the election, at what point should I actually start buying back in here lol. shit is a bloodbath

Lol imagine being obliterated by a made up indicator

shorting the vix is free money

Hilarious

B-but there have been no news about banks or a virus yet?

Update on Mr. Trump's wild ride. Giga fucked.

Thank you, Mr Trump. Thank you so much.

I'M SHORTING VIX YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BREAKING: California to ask countries to exempt it from any retaliatory tariffs on the US, per FOX

Pussies lmfao

Bullshit

wouldn't this literally be illegal?

I also read that headline previously

JEROME SAVE ME

I hope that's real
if so this is the best timeline
may calumny and destruction reign forever

SCHD
SPLG
VTI
CVX

another 1k slurped
i'm financially exhausted

cut all of their federal funding

OOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

THANK YOU JEROME

They have two options:
And when I say two options I am referring to the solution to shrinking middle class(your primary buyers that move the economy, not to be confused with the buyer of last resort of course).
Those solutions are grow it by giving them more money, or “grow” them by deleting your own money.
Give the people a lot of ability and they might get uppity.
So the rich “erase” their wealth and earn it back over a few years(or whenever they feel like it) to keep the grift going.
And the grift continues

See this is why you short VIX on a day like this. When VIX gets this high you could say it meets headwinds. SPX isn't resisting as much. VIX will be lower soon, it won't stay in the 40s, but SPX? Who knows.

Commiefornia should join the EU.

comparable taxes

comparably woke

economic powerhouse with media and AI slop

V-shape recovery incoming
thank you kvetching jews for the discount

deploy the US Navy to the ports where the Californian goods are unloaded and force the foreigners to collect the fucking tariffs.

The selloff is entirely due to government policy, so government just has to announce better policies. Could be fixed overnight if they weren't being fucktards on purpose.

And thats why no one will remember your name

I was going to this morning and realized i fucked up

Why would commodities be selling off?

BREAKING: Europe will buy US-made weapons for 800 billion $ and bring the trade deficit down to zero, Trump calls it "good news, the best news ever"

Trump indicates he is in deal mode after call with Vietnam

ART OF THE DEAL

TAIWAN CAVED
DROPPING THEIR TARRIFS

Dude this is like a middle-schooler tier take. We've been selling off for 9 straight weeks, at this point outshitting the 2022 crash in record time, because of policy Trump has touted for an entire decade. Trump placed tariffs on China in 2018 and guess who kept them there........Biden. This whole thing is just retards shorting everything to death.

The selloff is entirely due to government policy

the selloff is entirely due to retards misunderstanding government policy, fucktards just need to experience the policy and realize they were wrong. could be fixed overnight but the average American has an IQ like yours

Now for Heard Island

JUST IN: Nintendo is delaying Switch 2 pre-orders as it assesses "the potential impact of tariffs."

Pre-orders were set to start April 9th. A new date is now TBD.

The US release is still scheduled for June 5th.

LMAO

ART OF THE DEAL! TARRIFFS WILL CANCELLED BY SATURDAY! QQQ GOING BACK TO 520 ON MONDAY CONFIRMED

Imagine pre-ordering a console to play games that have already been out for 3+ years

the rest will follow soon. the emperor will not be defeated.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
TRUMMPPPPPPPPPPPPP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Imagine paying for video games

redditors on suicide watch

Nintendo doing a Wii U 2.0, heading into a possible recession, might be their biggest fuckup in a long time

Oh god an army of manchildren are gonna try to kill the president

WTI double bottomed circa $61.30/bbl could hold

Random anon on Kai Cenat: "I wonder how much he spends on cocoa butter."

Trump says it would be a perfect time for Powell to cut rates

Nintendo keeps thinking their controllers are what sells while they turn all of their flagship IPs into generic open world sims

thats what he wants, he's trying to bully him into turning on the money printer by crashing the economy himself

I don't think powell can get away without giving hope on faster rate cuts.

we need more data

what we do is data dependent

Data status?

Man I wouldn't get your hopes up for anything more than a bunch of mumbling about needing more data

Rising inflation equals rising interest rates. Zero cuts in 2025.

fudged

I hope he doesn't cut rates, this shit needs to crash and burn harder first

Which news dropped at exactly 12:00 Euro time?

these tariffs is trump forcing the fed to reduce rates (like they originally planned in november)
they don't want to reduce rates now because then trump will take the credit when the economy soars
convince me otherwise

fake pump, still not buying

Vietnam is actually a major importer for textile shit now. This is pretty huge and bullish. Get ready for an onslaught of this shit and wish you slurped.

Rising inflation equals rising interest rates

Only when that inflation is caused by over-demand. This is just a tariff hike, so rate increasing makes zero sense. There's no need to slow the economy, as over demand is not what's causing increases.

We should have listened to Zero Hedge. They were right all along.

China strikes back and adds 34% tariff on all US products?

I have seen 3 countries in like 5 minutes on X say they will drop all tariffs with US if we do the same. Trump was only doing half of what all these countries were doing.
When this is over and the world has Zero tariffs(or close) anymore then the hall mark of globalism will officially be here

my TJX is doing just fine.

Fake and Gay Market Continues Fake and Gay Trend, -WSJ world news, 20 min ago

new bread

4 MINUTES TIL POWELL PUMP

doge now up 5% while everything else fucked this must be a hidden hand middle finger its a sustained crash

So it's actually true that NOTHING is priced in and the future is totally random?

Bought some soxl calls while it was at 8 bucks.

Question. Let's say it goes back to 30 within a few months or whatever.

When is it preferable to EXERCISE an option over just selling it off?

Market makers are being absolute delusional faggots on these CCs I sold. Well, I can wait.

I think Trumps tariff approximation isn't a raw number it takes into account trade deficit. Those countries aren't going to change their labor laws or access to resources which is what led to them getting an advantage in the first place

China striking back was predictable, they are no pushovers like Europe. The timing was a message in itself - no pondering, no attempt to negotiate, no delay.

POWELL JUST TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF
BACK TO BEAR MARKET BITCH

No, he did not.

I lurv nintendo, I voted for this, I'll do it again

OH ANON

Your post is worse than middle-schooler level. You aren't even disagreeing with anything I said. You just repeated it, added empty insults, and whined about how you think everything is shorts like a reddit faggot.

The government isn't going to rEvErSe PoLiCy dumbass they're going to negotiate new trade arrangements using the leverage the tariffs offer

LMFAO

POWELL SAYS TOO SOON TO TELL EFFECT OF TARIFFS

Wow who would have thought! Almost like the situation is fluid and ongoing and all of this is just a fucking overreaction

Trade deficit is a much more important number, not sure why everyone gets hung up on this. Its the starting point of the equation, its the purpose of this function

Now you're writing in alternating caps like an underage reddit twitter faggot, and you're lying and strawmanning by trying to replace what I said with your own narrative. You really are a stupid and dishonest piece of shit.

My post said this, you illiterate, lying faggot:

government just has to announce better policies

Negotiating new trade arrangements would be exactly that if they were better. Either you're insisting they're going to negotiate even worse arrangements, or you're saying I was right and you were wrong, while you're still posting your braindead reddit level insults. Kill yourself, moron.

Never let a good crisis go to waste

I slurped. A little too late but I got a set up now again..