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i'm going to costco tomorrow and i'm buying 24 lbs of greek yogurt.
overnight SPY trading at 487
its over for Asia, they literally depend on the american consumer. Hang seng down 12%, SPY is going to close green. With jews you win
fun fact: chinas fertility rate is 0.7. south korea too. their gay faggot incel country is collapsing.
I'm going to run out of anime girls getting railed if the equity markets keep getting FUKT like this.
overnight SPY
why are you watching that? all the useful volume is on the futures charts.
*JAPANESE FINANCE MINISTER KATSUNOBU KATO SPEAKS IN TOKYO
*KATO: URGING INVESTORS TO STAY CALM
Oh yeah, kino is definitely back on the menu lads
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
holy shit asian bros what are you doing?
Im thankful for the excitement
Like futures are looking monday trading halt tier
Trump's tariff policy is being headed by the same person that broke the British pound, AKA the most successful adversarial macro investor in the history of the world. Total Asia death.
?? Soros
eth at 2 year lows and they're literally lighting it on fire to get rid of it. could be a bottom signal, makes little sense, could liquidate slow and come away with more money but they're not...
anything could happen but i'm just bringing this up.
mr. market finna change his pronouns after today
It was Soros's money, but our new treasury secretary, Scott Bessent, was the one who actually pulled the levers. They're going to rug the rest of the world so that the United States is the only country left standing.
Crypto is clown money
Chinese government has started conducting “stock market stabilizing operations”
Uh China you ok right now kek
oh so they get a working PPT
most successful adversarial macro investor
And least articulate treasury secretary
they are just selling again, lmao
literally braindamage or something, really weird. Too much MDMA on gayparties
You failed to predict Drumpf crashing the markets by acting like a retard who would tariff the whole world using a retarded formula
KEK DAX
Europoors
DAX down 10%
Rheinmetal down 30%
Europoors absolutely BTFO
total blackrock death
i support the current (((thing))) that is the global financial collapse circa fight club great reset style and you should too. take it all to zero fuck it
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War's over
bassent is a faggot
Nice pic, but wrong prediction nonnormie retard
US hasn't opened yet. We'll know by 4pm tomorrow.
We’re going to have a circuit breaker tomorrow
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When I wake up in 4 hours, the market better be going my way. Btw, Scoops and Baggy really both dies.
bibi is in DC meeting with trump tomorrow so they can figure out a way to bomb iran and let the sign tappers prophecy be fulfilled
50k US troops are sitting in iran right now anon its just getting started. economic warfare will lead to hot war on a global scale
I could now argue that he said "we" and he's european, so... But nah
VIX opened at 60 lmao
Short it.
My Chinese friend said he expects S&P down 6% today. The consensus is half think blood red half think neon green so it is going to close flat
Sleep well, anon. Get some rest for the two of us.
good morning /smg/, let's lessen the pain by all suffering together eh?
nigs
I really hope that next week will be the beginning of the Second Great Depression. I wanted an easy bear market for so long kek
hmmmm.... not writing another novel about this. but diligent readers will know what i'm thinking.
need to bump those rookie numbers up 1% so we can get a circuit breaker of our own. would love to see a level 2 desu. fuck it all to Hell
A cross-market trading halt can be triggered at three circuit breaker thresholds—7% (Level 1), 13% (Level 2), and 20% (Level 3). These triggers are set by the markets at point levels that are calculated daily based on the prior day's closing price of the S&P 500 Index.
hope you niggers are transferring cash into robinhood like I am.
I think we’re officially in a bear market as of tomorrow morning.
wow holy shit kek
5 cuts this year?
you vil eat ze bug
Does anyone actually know how to fix it other than starting a war to get chuds and libtards outdoors?
London and Germany down, wow talk about panic
new continent's markets open
circuit breakers
small dead cat bounce
new continent's markets open
circuit breakers
small dead cat bounce
new continent's markets open
circuit breakers
small dead cat bounce
arent you long SSO / USD / SOXL or some type of combination? have you not been heemed enough m8
why not just do a single 200 bps cut? bunch of pussies
nigger, I’m still 50% cash and I’m wiring 100k of it over to robinhood rn.
I’m going to be nutting like I’m on molly in tomorrow’s buying spree
circuit breaker
I fucking hope so!
wtf are you doing retard
go ahead, its been to 80 before, ya think its gonna just drop after americans wake up?
If anyone shorts the vix, they might be dumber than the bro on wsb that bought nike calls on thursday
Shit like this is why I only ever want to trade on a short term basis only, trend follwing system. I never have to worry about this or that happening overnight, just wake up, buy or sell futures contracts, either I stick to my plan and make money or I frik it up and move back to paper trading for a bit. EZPZ, especially in a time like this, only use the sell button, wait for a consolidation after a short uptrend.
or do like I did on friday, patiently hold one sell contract no stops, wait for the obvious ceiling to get hit, sell more. I only found out later that I traded in a 44 vix market, didn't seem like one, in fact thursday seemed more volitile, I think most the smart money left on thursday, all that remains is sell orders from boomers and greedy traders making a killing off of this. Some firms are gonna give out six figure bonuses for sure.
Fuck I'm pretty much out of slurp juice, and bleeding bad, but I'm still gonna be buying SSO all the way down
k... keep me posted...
80% SSO/QLD, but bear market is when you go 100% SPXL/TQQQ
I did this back in 2020 and more than doubled my money. I’m probably going to be a millionaire in a year or two.
been making 300k/yr for the past 5 years
still gambling to become a millionaire
lol
I’m going to dump gigantic piles of cash on high leveraged ETFs, just like I did in 2020
This is still the top. You're leaping to your death.
the government takes half, nigger
and it was exceeding 300k/yr for only the past 3 years
I’m going to dump gigantic piles of cash on high leveraged ETFs
you better provide some proof when you do
he doesnt set his tax witholding to 0
lol
20% down
”This is the top.”
There were a lot of smug bobos back in 2020 as well. I wonder what happened to all of them.
Okay, don't say I didn't warn you though. Rocker just made a video about you calling you the ultimate top buyer btw.
why not wait till we are in a confirmed upturn?
Good Morning /smg/. I’m here to drink some beers and buy the dip and I’m almost out of beer. Let’s get those accounts charged up ready to go.
Still here and ready to witness mass suicides when reality sinks in this time.
I did back in 2020
of course I’m going to post screenshots
I’m already at least $150k on SSO and QLD
you get penalized for not doing quarterly estimates and shit like that with how much I make.
if you’re implying I just don’t withhold and don’t file, that’s how they got Al Capone
time for me to get my rest. on thursday i went to bed with calm futures and woke to chaos. tonight i hope for the opposite. praying for wise leadership, harmony, and fruitful compromise. thinking about my crush still, hope she has sweet dreams and praying for her heart as well, that it might be warmed and soothed. i'm going to be busy trading tomorrow, then a costco run and probably a nap, i think i may miss you again, and that hurts me. i badly want to trade (you)'s with you, make you smile and bring you cheer, but i'm writing you this note because i know i won't be able to do that much tomorrow. let's work on harmonizing instead of digging in our heels. we have so much to gain, we just need to make the right choices. i know i mess up sometimes, i'm lonely and i run my mouth and i'm filled with feeling. forgive me once again if i've hurt or annoyed you.
don't say I didn't warn you though
calling you the ultimate top buyer
bears never get to cum.
rocker is net negative; I’m out pacing the shit&piss index. Very different.
x10 TSLA short . Should i keep holding?
I will be surprised if we get a single green day next week lol
you get penalized for not doing quarterly estimates
that is what they say but I never have trust me the IRS has a lot resources than anyone thinks just pay the bill when they send you the notice that says you have 30 days to pay or they'll seize assets
i like those tie dye shirts. forrest gump wore them too.
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I bought that meme put strike and expiry that a bunch of plebbitors later piled into along with me. I'm continuing to hold because I think their earnings call this month is going to be really bad.
Honestly after experiencing the covid crash this doesn't seem that interesting
you can’t time the market. you can only recognize that things are on sale, and 20% off is a phenomenal deal even by the standards of 2020 and 2022 bear markets.
also,
confirmed upturn
confirmed
literally no such thing.
it’s literally impossible to know when the bottom is behind you.
I’ve put off my buying when it was 5% down, 10% down, etc.
my target deal is 20%, and it has now arrived.
you can’t time the market. you can only recognize that things are on sale
you saw this video?
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nigger
nigger
not a nigger
$25 $YINN. experts predict china will be out of business in 2 weeks.
Futures
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I wonder if this shitshow will be on par with Dotcom bubble or GFC if it keeps on going?
sell a straddle on spy or short vix more? I dont know you guys. I just feel like a crab is coming.
after experiencing the covid crash this doesn't seem that interesting
ikr
with covid, they literally shut down the whole fucking economy.
not just taxed the whole thing, but literally shut the whole bitch down.
there is zero chance this can come even close to what covid was.
hey remind me how much money did you lose buying SOXL in 2022 you little genius you
I have a plan and it is a good plan. Maybe even the best plan. We'll see. Anything could happen.
$30k and I never sold
literally pennies to me.
keep seething about being poor kek
how many institutional failures do you think are coming up? who's closing doors
stocks crash all over the world
excellent buying opportunity
Norwegian kroner crashes too for some reason
I hate living in poorway
most of asia and africa and europe.
kek cant wait to see you in Rocker's closet
The true king of this market:
NETFLIX
$SOXL is mooning.
fucking lmao
I think the dollar is crashing too
you could keep excess cash sitting in a gold index (like GLD), as a hedge against your own currency.
stay poor, nigger
We are closing in on €100k net loss. Would have been cheaper to just pay for a successful hit on Trump, let that sink in.
I wonder why none of the hyperrich-fags are doing anything about the orange sphincter.
Why would the dollar crash if you need them to trade when a week ago you didn't? Firms have to raise cash up front or figure out how to transport tvs on bicycles. Taxes are deflationary
let's not start fighting with each other guys.
Don't worry, soon we'll all be poorfags. Bears will keep shorting way after the bottom has reached and bulls will get heemed while slurping.
It's over for all of us :)
APOLOGIZE
It’s in the works. He has definitely made enemies.
Nothing's really stopping you from peeing your pants. Think about it.
when it stops dumping and going sideways, goin up for awhile. then you are not in a risk it going lower so much.
Vance would just quadruple down on protectionism. He even wrote a whole book about it.
Good. I hope he gets tortured and just doesn't hang himself in his cell while all cameras are inexplicably off.
Maybe he gets the message and backs down.
i spilled hot ramen on my crotch this morning and thats basically the same thing
Maybe he gets the message and backs down.
It goes a lot deeper than that. The destruction of the US industrial base is a core part of Vance's childhood. He grew up extremely poor in an area that had been ruined by US industrial offshoring.
We are closing in on €100k net loss
don't forget to pay your goyim taxes on the unrealized gains you had before this though
If he likes factory work so much, he could just be deported to Vietnam, where he could work in some sweatshop. No need to bring the sweatshop to the US.
Make Depressions Great Again
wish i had cash for cheapies
fuuuuuck look at that slurping on SAAB
How do you expect us to defend eurocuck countries from Russia when we don't even have the industrial base to produce any weapons?
I love you guys
I'm glad that you came here from Anon Babble and we can chat without the jannies and crypto spam
Libtards are so hopelessly elitist that they might fail to capture the segment of the right wing that isn't into tariffing everybody. Acting like every factory is a sweatshop, like being a DoorDash monkey is better and like Europe and Japan don't exemplify that a rich country can maintain a strong manufacturing base and make more than cars and planes.
OK so I successfully sold the daily bottom this morning.
YTD loss of -8%, not great, not terrible, at least I outperformed the market kek. Did manage to mitigate the losses by selling some of it early and briefly holding short ETFs, but I made several wrong decisions in doing that, so the results were not optimal.
Now waiting for the cash to settle. Hopefully the market and the US dollar go down a bit more.
Already made a list of three leveraged ETFs (2x DAX, 2x EUROSTOXX, 2x S&P500) that I will buy for the ride back up.
why are we defending europe anyway? we should just split it down the middle again with russia like its 1945
Nothing ever happens, your """black monday""" will end up at -0.9% lmao
for the ride back up.
implying!!!!!!!
Europe doesn't have any resources and Russia would gain nothing from invasion.
We don't need defending, no one is threatening us, least of all when the Amerimutts don't start shit like they did in Ukraine. Amerimutts are that kid who pushes you off the wall you're sitting on, grabs you before you hit the ground and says "you'll tell your mom I saved your life". TAD.
For breakfast I am going to LARP as a pole and heat up some cabbage and kielbasa that I have, with some rye bread on the side.
Aren't you guys implementing a huge wealth tax or something because the politicians are panicking about getting invaded and want to rearm?
you were warned months ago yet you arrogantly ignored the warnings and now your portfolio is smoldering ruins. you deserve this. the business cycle as always and forever remains undefeated
waaahh waaaah waaah we can't compete with third world niggers, it's going ti be the end for us!
The politicians are probably not panicking, but using the media to get the goyim to panic and give up their (humble, europoors and all) prosperity.
Never mind that some people in Germany, Japan, Türkiye think we should get our own nukes. Germany already is developing its own ICBM launch vehicles, the first test failed but the design looks promising and the flaws will be fixed quickly.
We only have to convince France, China and Israel that it is not against them, but to defend ourselves against the USA.
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why do eurocucks always try to make it sound like being the weak little faggot that gets punked for their lunch money is somehow a good thing
Crash fags warn every single year about how the big one is coming now. Broken clock is right twice a day.
100% correct bro. head over to Wall Street Oasis forums, the ones that are posting are shitting their pants because their do-nothing office gossip jobs might fade away.
I hope to one day tour a factory and meet some wall st bros working the line. I've always thought about all the stupid and homeless people of our nation, who rightfully don't want to work a job that involves dealing with the public, should have a job that suits them, factory jobs do that. Hell rural america needs the factories back, I know of many many small towns that are desolate because jobs dried up.
I've already done this, but go up to a libtard and ask them about the slave labor used to build their iphone, and then ask them if they'd pay a bit more for american workers to build that same phone. They shut the frik up.
fun times we live in lads
the yield curve doesn't uninvert every year. Sahm rule doesn't trigger every year either. Yet when they do..
It's called Turkey. You know, like the bird? Cluck, cluck.
The current crash is caused by deliberate economical terrorism, not macro factors.
Taxes are deflationary
where do you think that money is going?
by design, it’s a funnel from billionaire savings accounts to nigger-cattle stimmies and checking accounts.
Of course it ends up back in the billionaire savings account from there, but that whole loop is what the jews call “money velocity”, which is inflationary
every time is different yet it somehow always plays out the same way
It's a psyop, everybody wants to be the new "leader of the free world" now that Drumpf punishes his allies and acts nice to his supposed enemies. Poland can't beat Germany economically, so the way to dominate on our side of Europe is to have the biggest baddest armed forces. And the way to achieve this is to tell the goyim "OMG RUSSIA!! GIVE ME 10 TRILLION DOLLARS TO BUY COOL GEAR RIGHT NOW".
nigger
when it stops dumping
if you just know when it stops dumping, then everybody would be buying the bottom easily
when it stops dumping and going sideways
but sometimes it dumps, goes sideways, and then dumps some more.
sometimes it even goes up a little before it dumps some more.
you just don’t know when it’s done fucking dumping. that’s the whole fucking point of marking your buy-in target.
like Europe and Japan don't exemplify that a rich country can maintain a strong manufacturing base
Manufacturing in Europe has been dying a long time bro.
Shut the fuck up. Who gave you permission to speak to an American?
My breakfast was good, by the way. But I am still a little hungry. I will have some amphetamines and black coffee now.
I'm kind of glad I have no money in stocks right now.
When would be the right time to buy in?
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BOUGHT DANISH STOCKS
liquid rocket
ICBM
midwit
I'm starting to average in.
Shouldn't you be assembling bullets at the factory or milking your cows?
What factory? What cows?
I own nothing.
Ok Paul Erdos
he still thinks being a burger has some status to it after it has been broadcast to the world that you are all just a bunch of clowns
Way, WAY too early desu famalam. I'd start averaging in once it's 1/2 or 1/3 at the earliest of the orange shit's term.
yeah buying 20% down is ok strat but i think its still dumping. i think the recovery will be strong too so easyish to see when it keeps going up
mutt markets? You're still likely to fail catching the falling knife. If past recessions of this scale are an indicator and trump doesn't pull some bullshit (he likely won't), 90 days seems about avg for a real drop to settle.
Don't fall for the bull trap. It's gonna be a long fall from where I see.
Go to the European Union museum and masturbate to your old toys while we handle the adult stuff, waffle boy.
The stock market is on sale. Why is everybody in here so reddit mad?
buying at the top
Bought while its high and now no fiat left.
It's honestly bumming me out, everybody in /smg/ was having a good time during the 2022 bear market but this time people seem so mad and bitchy.
The stock market is on sale.
I'm broke.
Erdős was an absolute Chad
I have no money and didn't get to sell before tarrifs so I'm just seeing red
Reminder to buy my bags please. Scared money don't make money. Please.
I miss joe biden
you know what recession means?
PRICE OF PUSSY WILL FALL TO RECORD LOWS
I am lowkey already starting to plant the seed of starting an OF in my gfs head
the bears come out of nowhere and get all uppity with every bear market. always have.
leonardi di caprio doesn't have the best taste in women, from the limited sample i've seen
oh fug, he just like me tho
PRICE OF PUSSY WILL FALL TO RECORD LOWS
that’s actually true.
“the stripper index” is a leading indicator, IIRC, and hookers are guaranteed to feel the pain at least as much
Will check my favourite porn sites in the next days.
One thing I noticed in previous situations like the Covid crash, was that they suddenly show better looking, younger pornstars on the frontpage.
Good economy: disgusting older, tatooed females getting anally penetrated by niggers.
Bad economy: cute 20 somethings, full frontal nudity and aesthetic sex acts
They have to sell it as being "environmentally friendly", with plant-based liquid fuel, please understand.
The weaponized version will use solid propellant but have the same form factor, aerodynamics, guidance etc. There is proven technology in Europe, see the boosters for the Ariane rocket.
I'm getting scared.
Drumpf is the reverse king Midas
I wish financefags could just use standard statistical and mathematical terminology instead of all these nonsensical inconsistent terms.
muh beta
muh convexity
You just know there's going to be some insane bullshit as soon as the markets open that futures aren't pricing in right now
Babylon Mystery
Oversold conditions can remain oversold.
Bottom unironically is spy 200
Oversell this *yoinks your foreskin*
China down 12%
I am finished.
eu is pondering their counter measures. they are thinking of doing it to have a bargaining chip.
so more downward movement incoming maybe if they announce it this month. but overall everything is fake and gay it seems.
wow almost like it's been inverted for two and a half years dipshit
B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE D-D-D-D-DIFFERENT THIS TIME!
Here, anon-kun. Take a moment. What's our next move?
What's our next move?
Buy, but with what money?
the market crashes after the market has been doing well
Well look at fucking nostradumbass over here
have a cheeky wank
Too bad they have nothing. You need us, we don't need you. Europe is the least profitable market for US companies because it is already over-regulated, so it's not a big loss. Besides, we have better wine, better cheese, and my local bakery makes perfectly good croissants. Time to curl up into a little ball and die.
EVERYTHING INTO INVERSE ETFS
GO ALL IN ON PUTS NOW
IF YOU EVEN HAVE A HOPE OF PERFECTING YOUR MONEY NOW IS THE TIME TO GO ALL IN ON BEAR STOCKS NOW
The market is healing, market participants are done crying and shidding.
Historically the market always has a final pump after the yield curve uninverts then after a few months crashes. It's happened every single time yet I vividly remember last year prominent talking heads giving myriad reasons why this time was different with "soft landing" this and "Covid market". /smg/ swallowed the whole line and sinker. Cue collective pikachu face. It happens every single time
don't take that tone with me mister. as of today i've rocketed my way into mediocrity instead of profound 5 figure mediocrity. stick around and you might learn a thing or two, CHAMP
i'm just mad mumus are denying reality as if they're still at ATH. i can't cum under these conditions
Bulls are not allowed to cum.
Wait, this is red in premsrket but it’s not that extreme. Why?
WE JUST BROKE OVER 5000, MARKETS GOING TO OPEN GREEN BOYS
Trump says he’s ready to talk
Oh, so the tariffs might be canceled then. Guess I should sell the SOXS I bought last night at $5 higher a share. Another easy 10% loss.
Because
Trump showed weakness to the Great Dragon ("haha, I didn't mean it, let's talk. Please let's talk.") and will get punished for it.
Chinese century starts now.
no that was last night, shouldn’t have mattered to this. This is just not the black monday we were promised.
They say bears aren't allowed to cum yet I just went on e621 and did it no problem. Was it just an urban myth?
Yeah, insane green dildos from recent put buyers looking for the exit
he's not backing down lol
i was just talking about how it will affect the market negatively prolly. i dont care about eu vs usa dick waving competitions.
mumu's coping so hard they're hallucinating
How heavy are those bags, bro?
based
I told you america wasn't so great back in the day.
I hope you are enjoying #MAGA
Okay yeah I get it. That does make sense. Wait no, they spend at a deficit. Nope I'm list again ill trust you; you did describe the nigger-cattle government spending loop pretty accurately.
go ahead
I will when SPY goes back over the 200 day moving average. Hopefully when that happens the price will be much lower than it is now. For the moment I'm BOXX gang
Sell.
Buy.
JEEEEEEEROMEEEEE
lets see how my BYD is doin.
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honestly it's been spiking up pretty hard so no big suprise, but I've got a feelin that it is gonna be a bumpy next six months.
on a scale of 1 to 10 I have never seen it more over and I lived through 1929
Why would he when it’s going exactly to plan?
Why didn't you stop Hitler?
POLISH C.BANKER WNOROWSKI: HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT THERE WILL BE MOTION TO CUT INTEREST RATES IN MAY -PAP
WE'RE BACK. Too bad my bonds mature in July...
Everything was fucked, the Russians were already in Berlin. Our great plan didn't work and he had already given all his strength. So I had to let him go.
I'm scared to look. Please tell me how bad it looks
Not quite green, yet (wrt to Euro market start), but cat is bouncing.
Circuit breakers at open it looks like
God Bless XOM and CSX
Actually shouldn't the circuit breakers kick in at premarket too? We're down 8%
DOWs recovered from down 1500 to down only 600 now. Closing green.
We're down 8%
No we're not, what are you looking at? SOXL?
Let's just say if the markets close only -4% today would be an optimistic view
NVDA -38% from peak
muh AI muhfugga
lmao. Markets are forward looking but they don't see shit
lmfao I think anon is down 8%
No equity circuit breakers premarket or after hours. Futures have a hard limit 7% up or down during extended hours but they don't actually halt. Futures will halt during regular trading hours if equity indexes halt
You fuckers got WHAT YOU VOTED FOR! SUFFFFFAAAAAHHH
kek no I'm just retarded, idk what I was looking at
damn I was getting my hopes up early
interesting
Yes, I am getting exactly what I voted for. Thank you for noticing.
yea im starting my DCA slurp schedule today.
Wait what? If Trump starts doing shit like that we're going to MOON
unfathomably based but I'll believe it when I see it
Imagine the OTM put rollovers.
but we're not suffering; you are!
ahahahahahaha
lmao I wouldn't be surprised if Musk did this. Dude lives on loans with TSLA stock as collateral.
Take your retarded EDS elsewhere
hurr durr
I'm right (probably)
We're about to touch Bear Market territory on SPY.
QQQ is already in a Bear Market.
VIX is spiking higher which could mean anything so ignore the VIX.
Buckle up.
Buckle up for the reversal
No capitals gains tax if there are no gains. Say thank you.
Keep in mind that the farty ponies haven't neighed yet. It could happen at any moment.
the estimated move for the spx is 200 dollars, you really aren't ready for whats going to happen and no amount of lube will help
what do i short sell today? I will wait til after market open because placing orders before hurt me with GME once. kramer killed retail dip buying so its shark season
it already happened
BJDX or SUNE both shitstocks up on air so take your pick or why not both
what do i short sell today?
VIX futures, no brainer
That's it? I have ten times that in my bank account. If that's all the market makers can do then it looks like Donald was right and we're headed for a new golden era. I'll happily reimburse the market myself if no one else wants to.
ok cheers
Why is it going back down
Big ears
bottom wont be in till spy reaches 200. we will have at least another 4-5 years worth of constant selling every single day till then
I boughted
Lol S&P and Nasdaq RSI at the lowest it's been in over 5 years because of speculation about tariffs that are already unraveling is so fucking ridiculous it actually makes me laugh
Market isn't that red.
lol its over for MSTR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SELL IT ALL OMG JC WE'RE GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING, WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BUY OUR CHINESE PLASTIC ANIME DOLLS EVER AGAIN. JC SELL SELL SELL SELL IT NOW!!1
Uh is this normal?
BLACK MONDAY
WON'T YOU COME
WASH AWAY THE GAINS
BLACK MONDAY
WON'T YOU COME
WON'T YOU COME
WON'T YOU COME
Hopefully but I doubt
the real meeting is always closed doors.
Well...
S&P hit 490 target. Could be an interesting level for chop, being a magical TA line convergence, and could try a retest of the 1W100SMA at 513. Breaking above that could carry it to $550, as the bulls definitely haven't been broken yet.
BUT
I personally don't think this is worth considering longing beyond a scalp until we hit at least the $442-area, for a 50% retrace to the COVID low, AND the fundamentals look interesting.
This is clearly not a 2022 dip-and-chop. This is a "Waaaaahhh!!! Tariffs are for charging the USA, not paying them! you're breaking all the rules we arbitrarily picked and propagandized for 30 years!"
circuit breaker day finally happens
Of course it has to happen now that I’m busy and can’t shitpost with /smg/ anymore.
be tds boomer
hate trump
don't sell all time high
ahhhh my gains
still have to pay capital gains tax because you buyed the stocks 50 years ago
I'm thinking now it was a mistake buying calls on Friday.
be zoomer
vote trump cause you think he'll pump gains
despite being ultra zogged
ahhh my gains
Well I know I did my part spreading fud and warning people. Nobody wanted to hear it.
now that the dust has settled minverva metastasis really was the best hl2 mod
Where the fuck is everybody?
SOXL KEKS
Crying in the casino.
imagine if they announce rate cuts and QE and we pull off the biggest V of all time
You say that like it's not what's about to happen
It will keep going down anyway. Apple isn't even cheap yet.
when is US stock market gonna open, I wana see the DUMPING
When VIX spikes the last thing you want to be doing is buying options. VIX goes down you get IV crushed and end up losing your profits. If you're bullish about a reversal, you're better off selling bull put spreads, and just making your money that way.
a little more than 30 minutes from now
Bears are so fucking greedy
I've accepted I'm just a little dumber than most people. I've learned to compensate for it, but sometimes it still gets me.
This, they got their dump to 4800. Take your gains and chill.
NAVARRO SAYS TRUMP SEEKING CUTS TO TARIFFS, NON-TARIFF BARRIERS
NAVARRO: TRADE PARTNERS ZEROING TARIFFS IS FIRST START
Nothing ever happens
knee status: bent
This is why I don't touch options
Bears are so fucking greedy
It's a decaying company trading at fucking 30 forward P/E. The bears aren't the greedy ones here.
I think I might as well slurp some ASML
Sorry we can only enter negotiations with men.
COUNTRIES WITH FEMALE LEADERS GET 10,0000% TARIFFS
recovery, dead cat bounce, or terminal velocity?
I'm expecting a technical relief rally today. I bought some conservative things this morning. Not much just 2.5 percent of my net worth. I don't want to catch falling knives
I do think a lot of people will close their shorts today and wait to see what will happen
bull trap to snuff out the last of the mumus still holding out with the smallest amount of hope and crush their spirits forever
Rick says 4820 target, then retracement back up.
Ring! Ring! It's 7 a.m.
Move yourself to go again
Cold water in the face
Brings you back to this awful place
Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too
Must get up and learn those rules
I don't see a recession on the horizon. If anything these Tariffs will increase our GDP and inflation as the prices for goods and services increase 10% across the board. So unless we get tons of unemployment and people refusing to pay the higher prices, recession is unlikely.
*WARSAW BOURSE SUSPENDS TRADING FROM 3:15PM UNTIL 4:15PM CET
*WARSAW BOURSE SUSPENDS TRADING FOR `SAFETY REASONS': STATEMENT
TO KONIEC
Mechanically it will be a down day. Not sure if i will gamble yet though.
To me it seems certain though that as soon as market opens there will be tons of account liquidations.
“This is the last mornin' that I wake up in this dirty city looking for the sunshine as the buildings block the skies. This is the last mornin' that I wash in rusty water tryin' to shave a face that I don't even recognise”
Nigger! Nigger! It's 11 a.m.
Move yourself to go again
Crack rock in the pipe
Brings you back to the ghetto
Drug dealers and you other niggers, too
Must get up and hustle soon
Who's gonna dump their puts at open like a hot potato?
What? Lol, I didn't know poland had an exchange.
Wszo w pizdets.
We are in a recession retard
lel yep that's where CD Projekt trades
Wow Anon Babble smg is basically just Anon Babble having an economic discussion where all the economic illiterate people are flooding the zone
China will have a smaller population 100 year from now than they do now. They are fucked. China wont have a good century for millennia's
You fucked it up again chang
Next time try not to purposefully and methodically destroy your women, food, and resources
Shit co witcher 3 was the most boring game I ve ever played
if we are in a recession then why is my business up 16% first quarter when compared to 1st quarter last year?
all of Anon Babble is basically the same people being clueless about the board topic
Anon Babble - retards who know nothing about science except for the few STEM students
Anon Babble - noobs
Anon Babble - fat cunts who don't even lift
Anon Babble - nogunz
Anon Babble - haven't watched anything in years
How do you think pole anon trades 274 times a day for his pancetta money?
TEN MINUTES
you are gay
emergency rate hikes, FINALLY. This inflation has gotten out of control
I tried playing it twice and I just couldn't get into it, there's nothing that makes me want to play it more
McMansions arn't 65% off and Jews don't have enough balls to tank the zestimates. they are just using managed ports to create a narrative.
Don’t be a PANICIAN anon
I have no idea who you are, what your business does, when you started it, what you did last year, you retarded gorilla nigger.
I can't believe we let these fuckers go into a closed room, sit around for a few hours smoking and drinking coffee, then come out and change the lives of everyone. Nobody voted for Jerome Powell, yet he has more power than Musk and Trump combined.
what would surprise ratecut do???
Baked for open
This. A house across the street wants 1.6 mill for this tiny “3 story” house. Its like 1200 sqft. Even the big houses in the neighborhood go for like 1.1.
These houses were 650k-750k before covid.
Haven't seen this before but this weekend i could even drive a block in any direction without tons of open houses
that very well may be true, but if you seriously think it is going to take until october for the tariffs to resolve themselves you're the fucking retarded gorilla nigger.
"There could be PANICANS in this thread", he thought to himself...
really cool how buffett went full cash, everyone saw it, and then the market shit itself. legend
He was right again, the old fart
You’re not a-
panican,
are you?
i cant short this stuff now i fuct
Rasicim powers so far off the scales he invented a new slur.
no such thing. change brokers
my trading platform has frozen or crashed/glitched
did the chinks cut the seafloor net cable to australia?