/smg/ Stock Market General

didn't see the thread was done

You can't have the cheapest cakes and charge the most for your cakes.

If Trump gets what he wants, US is on track to be an unstable cheap labour shithole with cheap currency and low purchasing power.
And it's not going to develop manufacturing to get trade surplus with the rest of the world (all of the countries) during his 4 year term.

Sports are just games. These clusterfucks have real stakes.

retail must be going apeshit. my broker is swamped.

Imagine all the puts that are going to expire worthless when this is over.

I told you to short VIX. TRVST THV PLVN

see

I unironically think that this is still possible

perhaps some news breaks that shifts sentiment dramatically around open

I underestimated how much they would sell them off

However, we were already in extreme negative gamma, with a big put wall at 5,000 SPX; where now that we've broken below perhaps the short selling hedge flows will be too great to allow this to happen

We will see - I am still longterm bearish until the housing bubble pops (which is inevitable); but a relief rally is due

Are you not entertained? Their playbook is too easy to read from here.

weren't you shorting at 30?

Lol. Lmfao even. Major indexes moving like they're leveraged is totally insane. What's that, like a 6% swing on nasdaq since overnight?

Have we hit the bottom are we safe to buy in yet?

The market is so fucked holy shit. This is not healthy.

funds are safu

id wait for more consistent healing first. and all kneeling to trump

I guess crap is so overvalued that any amount of uncertainty makes huge waves.

There are investment bankers earning up to a quarter of a million a year who actually believed in the 90 day pause meme

I’m at home. Comfy, hydrated, and in my lane. Can’t even tell the crash is coming.

Are you getting enough red light therapy?

Thread was moving way too fast earlier and I want everyone to see this. I closed my shorts at the open because Black Monday did happen, but it was on the overnight exchanges. Futures were gearing up to also close at a double digit down day, but sellers ran out so it recovered slightly after hitting the 200 DMA, and is bottoming short term. We are due for a violent bounce, but let me be clear, there is still more downside left. I warned you March 30 to April 2, and I am warning you again. Don't not buy into the upcoming rally.

What a luxurious palace. Those bottles must have paid off in the end.

you will keep warning us when the market is at a new ATH

Yeah you're right, he's just an idiot with no real plan.

Diogenes' modern abode

It's going to crab all day now and whoever was long options is going to get raped.

Reduced about 6% VOO and AVUV, added 2% to VEA and bringing the rest back home for comfy high yield brazilian bonds. Fuck the dollar and fuck drumpf.

it's over. I am going long on rope funds.
oh wait, I can't.

Using a DOMO air fryer, strengthening the Belgian comfort food economy.

opinions smiggers??

trump has called for it twice.

I slurped a lil SCHD and O

That fakeout undid all of the progress that was made to lower treasury yields. Trump is going to do something drastic to force them back down.

And I will keep selling US equities as long as orange retards sticks to his guns, no matter the prices. I'm at breakeven anyway.

nah hes a benevolent dictator. low iq negros just dont understand his big brain moves.

WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK OFF MY DICK! NIGGA!

Not happening. Jpow has principles

the poos are gonna send a jeet over to suck trump's dick

Tradingview won't load new data. Can't change ticker or even the timeframe.

reload your page with ctrl+R

RDDT is green today

WTFWT

I've been shorting for months, then I got margin called at 32, got back in slightly lower, had to dump a third of my position last night at 39 to avoid another margin call, got that third back at 35.

He's doubling down.
Doesn't matter, inflation will assrape every american until they die from anal hemorrhage either way.

well yeah, we're in a recession, so nothing is working, not even the internet

TWS works fine for me

I was looking at buying a house earlier this last month so it is clearly the top of the housing bubble.
I also bought NVDA at 150 btw.

>>>>>>>>>>>>GOYal

here comes another chinese earthquake

ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

Bottom signal.

At this point it's rational to just exit US stocks altogether. Shit's fucked for real.

These price swings are fucking crazy, everybody is getting fucked.

just came home
so what's the verdict, is this bounce fake and gay?

Holy shit.

I'm getting real tired of the mango mongo

no circuit breaker

Fake, gay, and boring

man this is some spicy market days.

love the orange man.

ON is green

His buddies got out during the fake pump, now he crashes the markets even further, so they can get back in for cheap.

Oh fuck 95% tariffs on China… Trump is going balls deep, no time to be a Panican

i bought at 144. how long are you gonna hodl??

My Chink stocks...

My boat has sunk, years of wageslavery for what? FOR NOTHING! Unfortunately soon you might find yourself left with only ONE Macedonian poster.
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?t=55

What a week, huh?

xi gua means watermelon

Captain, it's not even lunch on Monday.

trump hates CHYNA so should have sold when he won.

If prices actually go up he will likely be impeached after midterms.
Keep your chin up macedonia anon.

104% tariffs on China*

F Chinknesium garbage

Don't be a Panican.
Be a Panican't.

This is how you have to deal with the Chinese. for every dime they may we should be making 2 dollars. Furthermore if China doesn't drop their tariffs, I will be boycotting all Chinese restaurants and cheap Chinese goods.

they wacked JFK for not invading Cuba but then they just let this nigger have his little tantrum and disrupt the whole world economy.

Trump To Hold "Pep Rally" For House Republicans And Big Donors Tuesday

T-thanks Mr. President

They think it's funny.

damn thats a busy day for me. will have to check it out later.

It's panigger.

it is

his top doners lost billions "with a B" of dollars in wealth because of this tariff tantrum and all the pelicans.

I'm gonna be starting to drink pretty heavy soon, so to help a homie out you can come collect my bottles. How's that sound?

What are 401(k) Boomers doing?

Us Euro NEET are safe and get our lavish lives paid for by the Wagies, but I guess Americans will just end up on the streets?

I made 11 CFD trades today, all of them shorts, 10 of which were profitable. I made $1000 overall. What did you do today?

I'm doing a bunch of laundry at the moment.

they haven't even noticed yet

holding my bags but enjoying the trump show.

Sold some CCs on that fake pump
Slurped some divvy stocks but just a lil

Hold on a second Xi Jinping>penguins>pelicans>panican…. What 5d chess is Trump playing?

I'm just sitting here laughing my ass off at today. actually crying from laughter

I don't know, man. Something just flipped in my brain. The retard is simply not backing down. Zero indications for that. He's been obsessed with tariffs for decades, he apparently doesn't care about the stock market, and he's surrounded by yes men. The last possibility here is congress actually does something and cockblocks him, maybe the GOP gets worried about midterms, who knows but I think that's not a real possibility.
It's simply rational to reduce exposure to equities. Shit's looking real bad.

Boomers are surprisingly well protected from economic turmoil through diversification: Property, equity, social security payments, metals, pensions, etc. It's the working class adults who are treating their 401K as their savings that are absolutely fucked.

They had a protest this last weekend over trump's tariffs. Some independent media who were there said it was basically only old people and some scattered millenials. No young people at all.
Think most zoomers and millenials don't give a fuck about boomers 401ks going to zero.

I dont do stock trading, just been watching anime and having fun watching the DUMP/stock market melty

Silly round eye thinks he can challenge me?

it's not really a generational thing. it more has to do with if you set up your finances for your 401k to be an emergency savings fund.

what are the chances they weren't in on it? this crash is probably how he repaid his debts to them.

we have to tank the stock market to fix the country
we'll be better off in the future

mfw millions of boomer demons' life savings are being heemed as we speak

I kind of feel it for the Millennials. Putting everything into the S&P500 ETF was supposed to be our "American dream" real estate bubble (since actual real estate is not affordable anymore, also without the "getting a wife and family" part because that has been disrupted as well).

Xi isn't even leading the show anymore. He ate some bad bugs, and had a stroke so he's been in a vegetative state for the past 12 months.

if the fed cuts rates they're fucking retarded.

The least of your worries will be the stock market if these tariffs go through friend.

slurped both sides yes i did
we do a lil short'n' n' long'n

tariffs will lead to higher inflation, if anything they need to raise rates and additional 10% to offset the tariffs.

This, one should not attempt to fix political retardation with fiscal policy that is not warranted.
Of course this will give the markets another -10% or so shock.

It’s them capitulating to Trump sama. Signaling to the markets they’re only doing to to appease Trump and hopefully make him back off tariffs without trying to say they’re worried about a recession.

But will the Fed wait until the May meeting or pull a reverse Volcker over a weekend randomly?

Bros we were supposed to get a Black Monday event, what the fuck is this pumping bullshit??

More China tariffs tomorrow means we're guaranteed another dump day. Enjoy this "relief" while it lasts.

exactly this.

it's the same playbook they always use, maximize pain, maximize their profits

cutting rates when we still have to worry about the Trump tariff inflation would be a very irresponsible move imho. What they should be doing is raising rates, to stabilize prices. We already saw the labor market is fine, so just increase the interest rates so that when we do have an economic problem we have more water in the tank to pour on the fire.

not me, sir, im all set and hoping for a collapse
but if its not going to collapse, I want it to get better, not worse, and I think Trump intends something in that direction

Old people have spent a long time accumulating in a variety of market conditions, and varying market conditions motivates different investments. Young people haven't experienced as many market conditions and so tend to have less diverse assets.

It was funny watching Anon's first Sucker rally.

This shit isn't over by a long shot but it won't go to much lower unless we see some banks ge beheemed.

What the shit is this changing first pitch time to 3:10 because of "cold weather"?

How long until the market niggers just let bonds pump like they're supposed to?

Because if the game started at 7pm it would be 32 degrees F with 15 mph winds.

Yankees and Tigers have only played 100+ seasons you'd think the Yankees would be used to this shit.

When did they move Kikebook and Google out of the technology block of the heatmap and into the communication services block? It's like these fucking kikes are trying to use jewish tricks to call these two companies safe havens. I ain't falling for that shit.

We play in freezing temperatures in October every year bro.

I think everyone's dopamine and adrenaline receptors have been burned out for now. More VOL after lunch.

We're going over 100% tariffs on China boys

Yeah but it's April.

It's fine. China barely makes anything anyway. Who needs em?

$1250 profit trading today. watching the sqqq chart though, i think that wants to pump eventually, think we go lower. gonna step back for a bit though, wait for news or direction. had some good luck today and good intuition. just want some attention from my crush, i know she's having an emotional day and i would like to soothe her with an exchange of kindness. intc is still down 3% so it's by no means a good day for me, and my gut says it gets even worse.

Trump announces doubling tariffs with China

no mass sell off this time

Market is fake and gay

Why is silver untouched? It's the only green thing on my whole board.

Yeah I think ever got heeled up and down. Somehow $3 trillion entered the market on the 90 day fake news story and all the shorts then calls got liquidated. European markets bottomed then went positive just to end down 4% at the close

I remember Andy Pettit pitching through snow flurries on opening day 20 years ago. This generation is just a bunch of pussies. Also why is it so fucking cold? I thought (((they))) said there was global warming?

That 90 day news did pause the crash. It was going to be another -~10+% day

I dunno I think ownership wanted to get people to actually attend the game. I wanted to see Yankee home run balls literally freeze in the air so I'm a bit annoyed.

it's time
dump it

What if china decides to dump treasuries?

Dude stop. You sound like every fucking hysterical American libtard who exclusively consumes literal propaganda generated by butthurt faggot opportunists who loved Trump before he got into politics. Stop.

Why doesn't Trump just do a 1000% tariffs on ALL products world wide?

Emailed

Especially those fucking free loading Penguins!

are chinks gonna match that? or go even higher to show they mean business?

Multiple stock trading firms are reporting data and some trading outages affecting market data on multiple exchanges.

Happening?

wants more attendance

reschedules the games to when everyone is working

yep, IBKR is garbage today. retail must be shitting its pants.

i hope tomorrow dumps like 20% on open. only then will i be happy.

CRAB IT

YOU CRAB IT

Nah 3oclock is fine people are outta work by then. But yeah I dunno might also be a safety thing since it has been raining on and off. I'm grasping at straws a bit.

NIGGERS
I
G
GET REKT
E
RETAIL NIGGERSSS
S

U SHOULD BE
NATGAS AND OILERS

I forgot, in Trump's America everyone is out of work all the time.

I really have a bad feeling about that +5% fake bump today. I'm pretty sure that was an inside signal "get out now".

nah. it may happen, but will be more drawn out in time, to maximize pain.

Checked for remembering you're training.

Oh actually it is snowing already in some spots they might be worried about accumulating snow.

If you're not out already you might as well just sit tight and baghold

All in

but WAIT
theres
a little bit
MOAR

this is actually good advice. there's no point in selling anymore, that's why the shorts are all covering and we're going higher.

start doing THIS

They blocked brokers during the pump (Poland-Anon says IBRK didn't work, Flatex was blocked with a fake "bad gateway" page).
But I'm still hodling alright.

That tells us everything we need to know about the direction of things.

This is a bottom. They only do that when they want to lock retail out of slurpies.

real drops will start right after retail runs out of that slurp juice, will they?

I have stopped thinking drumpf would back down, yes.

Blackrock, $BLK, CEO Fink: I still won't rule out another 20% market decline

This motherfucker

How is the ol BRENT boy doing?

My electric blanket purchase has been paying dividends the last few days.

GET FINK'D

Because its WAY oversold and banks closed their shorts

fud, they sold the bottom and retail called them out by slurping the dip.

+1500 today!!! thank you david soxl!!! now make intc go green!

The thing is they don't have a fucking clue. They're going to get slaughtered and then when the tariffs are in full swing, companies raising prices to combat the tariffs, leading to more inflation, which leads to even more inflation. I expect us to see inflation back up in the 40% range when all is said and done. Everything from avocados on your breakfast toast, to coffee in your stanley cup, things will just be unaffordable for everyday working families. then when they implement work requirements for snap benefits, but there is no work, it's going to lead to people killing each other in the streets over a couple slices of 'za. We fucked up, I can't believe how badly we fucked up.

BRENT

*WTI
i solded BOIL and UCO
this morning on a poomp
and just started
new positions
back down lower
and under a very comfy thick blanket
right on the edge
of a nap
but might make some
ALL BEEF HOTDOGS
and
TATER FUCKING TOTS
in muh
AIR FRYER
while i wait maybe
a few days
before adding to positions

oh the hue-manatee

I guess I better stock up on these.

Bottom signal approaching

tl;dr the bootkisser brigade of upper middle class goys hoping this is their chance to become nouveau riche trying to catch the knives thrown by the ruling class. If the market continues the crash they're all going to be financially ruined, and if the market recovers then the recruitment op is successful.

So you're a Panican?

Being full throttle with your available cash

A common mistake for beginners.

Trump hasn't given us any stimulus checks to buy Fartcoin

man good thing my isp went offline looks like there was plunge protection team/ or some big buying once spx fell too much only like 20 minutes from opening and i was looking for shorts. what a rigged game these stocks need to fall way more over the next few weeks then

breddy gud
its important to kno
that one of the
STATED GOALS
of the FED
is to COONTRACT M2

Ah there was a fake and gay story of Trump considering a 90 day pause on tariffs that the White House had to call out as fake news and then Trump tweeted that if China doesn’t drop their 30% tariffs then Wednesday he will raise the tariffs on China to 104%

104% wtf...sounds like a big front for plunge protection team buying spx was like going down more than 6% very fast. Before that it just seemed like gme and amc fighting back

oh this isn't as bad as last night's futures
I guess the Asians and Euros were smoking something
USA USA USA USA

haven't you heard? asia and euros are getting wrecked with tarrifs.

SOXL/SOXS keeps alternating between +3%/-3% lmao
I'm moving everything to bonds.

Is the bottom in?

no I haven't

*unzips dick*

I ordered grocery shopping on Uber eats a few times(got 40% discount promos, might as well use them), and dude I swear I only had ONE brown/black dude pick up groceries, rest of them were white/asian. Last year I had like 8 browns deliver shit to me in a few months span, NONE of them spoke english and one retard couldn't find my front door somehow.

Did everyone get deported or something kek.

My IBKR worked all the time, Polanon is full of shit and using the web interface, which defeats the whole point of using IBKR.

The fake out was the 90 day pause the market literally did a 8% move on that, then afterwards everyone just kinda shook off the Trump 104% tariffs on China tweet.

Polanon is full of shit and using the web interface

I admit to the latter, but full of shit? I don't know what you mean.

My broker was having "technical difficulties" making transfers but then suddenly they did work after all, and they transferred 4x the amount I was attempting to transfer

they hold it
like they are smoking
but its really
sucking
that they are doing

This looks tasty unironically

Looks like it’s going to be algos scalping algos until they dump it before close

Im so tired

Deported or in hiding so they don't get deported

i just invested in crypto for the first time

I'm such a trans woman.

puuaaaamp

KO

Baggie.... shut up.

See what I mean this is just computers trading with computers at this point

duuuaamp

So, basically Drumpf adds 50% and Chairman Xi will counter with 50%, leading to another 20-30% loss in the Nasdaq?
I'm really tempted to sell.

I guess we’ll find out Wednesday or tomorrow, Trump and Xi are playing chicken with each other.

Silver chuds are being very antisemitic by trying to cause a short squeeze. They think the bullion bankers should lose, just because they sat on the price with massive naked shorts until deliverable bars were nearly gone.

We might need to crash the economy to teach them a lesson.

Given how china kept repeatedly shutting down for several years after covid I am surprised to hear they even still matter to supply chains

I am surprised to hear they even still matter to supply chains

They have double the manufacturing output of the U.S

More like KOed!

If I remember correctly, somewhere during Trump's first administration lot of companies moved to India or are (were?) transitioning to do so.

Nothing but bullish news today, thankfully the rational market is responding accordingly by slowly crawling upwards and punishing stupid bond holders.

even with the sell off the PE ratio, Shiller ratio, and Buffet index are still at extremely overvalued

more pump volume coming again, someone wants spx north of 5000

yeah, Apple moving into India was big news

Meme metrics are meaningless when confronted with the potential for system change. Of course people would compete harder to own profit making companies rather than fiat that politicians will inflate at the first sign of real difficulty.

none of that matters. nice dubs by the way. please tell me something nice about yourself, i've made 1750 trading today btw, i can take us on a nice vacation if you want to.

Funny you should say that, because I did. Last year more than half of this thread was in SOXL. In June through July, I said the semi bubble was ready to pop and sold my holdings and adviced others to do the same. Here we are today, and SOXL is 90% down. For those that didn't take my advice, did they get sell at a profit whatsoever on the way down? Some of them might still be holding today. Then in December, Christmas Eve to be exact, I said pms were the next thing to pump, and equities may end up on the decline. While people here were riding the big red candles down, my pms were green. So yes, I called ATHs in both SOX and SPX.

It’s just algos trading within ranges, those fuckers make money all day everyday no matter what, especially when everyone else is just standing by watching. We’re basically watching Twitch: Wall Street computers edition.

Holy askers

Meme metrics

PE is absolutely fundamental. ignoring it is permamumu mental illness.

today is an interesting day though because kramer told retail to stay away and other retail would be wait and see too after last couple days, only legit retail buying are meme stock cultists

on phone wiht irs because my W-2 is missing 2 weeks of pay and I don't want to claim more in taxes than what the retarded black chicks at payroll sent them

white guy very helpful

transfers me to someone else

black guy picks up and puts me on hold because he has no fucking clue what I'm talking about

WHY ARE NIGGERS SO INEPT AT EVERYTHING

is it still crashing?
what stocks do i try to slurp?

Way too much sister-fucking.

I wish you would use a tripcode so we would know when it's you.

pms

wat
this

oh nm
just rlzd
PRECIOUS METALS

I dunno who's Jewing who anymore

It's over, market is pumping on the idea of 1000% China tariffs protectionism bros won

uh Carolina and Maryland bros?

permamumu

I'm the biggest bobo you've never met. P.E is useful when shit isn't being fucked up. If you think this is just going to blow over then yes comparisons to historic P.E could be useful (adjusting for e.g QE). If you think there's a chance that this doesn't blow over ask yourself what's better to own than stocks?

True and the first 45min of trading was bonkers leaving a trail of prolapsed anuses across the world.

Deep South and Baltimore aka nigger central

She was better as the horse and V4m's gaggle of large breasted 30yo whores is better than holo'seiso' and its chicks who don't stream.

HE FUCKING HUNG UP ON ME
I WAS ON HOLD AND THEN SUDDENLY THE CALL ENDED ON HIS END

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

CUT ALL THE GOVERNMENT JOBS MR. TRUMP

Baltimore is crazy. That whole stretch of maryland is eerie deserted and post-apocalyptic. My grandparents used to live in the suburbs and sold in the 90s before it went turbonig and moved far to the ocean for their second retirement.

I enjoyed hearing my grandpa talk about "East Baltimore Street". Apparently that's where all the strip clubs were. Sounds like that place was much nicer 30 years ago (like everywhere else).

If this really is the DCB I'll hold until I can break even on my shorter term shares. I've got my GTFO levels in mind and my slurp targets unbudged. Single digit SOXL is highly tempting but I shant attempt to catch that knife.

kek, I had a similar situation with my broker recently.

call support

they offer to call me back

wait for the call

phone rings

pick up

they immediately hang up

Everything should drift down til next pump in maybe 20 mins

he

thinks

hes

not

RETAIL

he

thinks

hes

a

MAN

he

pays

others

to

change

his

OIL

I'm starting to believe that nothing is priced in and the market still cannot believe that it is actually happening.

Fuckin China and their red up candle-green down candle bullshit.

alright, we are green boys and girls (male)

I know that I am retail which is why I'm stacking cash.

I never used a trip and don't plan to change that habit. However I will post with a Holo image because she can act as a good representation of what I believe is the next big thing, which is pms. Pms will continue to pump bigly and most likely will continue to surpass gains made in other markets. My advice short term is do not buy anything right now. There is still a lot of downside and every market is currently suseptible. Any pumps are bull traps and people should sell into them until we actually bottom. That's all I have to say for now.

Nooooo. The transfer of wealth is supposed to go to the institutions not the people. Somebody stop Trump now.
Looks like some of you actually paid attention during the COVID hoax.

the market still cannot believe that it is actually happening

this is
ONLY
the
NIGGERS part of the market

the JEWS side
doesnt have to
BELIEVE
because it
KNOWS

Which countries are we waiting to capitulate with their tariffs or is it just China

first step accomplished. now to dump it to shit, and squeeze retail to sell for pennies on the dollar.

The entirety of the EU

No matter how much you want it to happen fren the majority of money is institutional. Retail is only a small % with horrible fill-execution-order priority and are ultimately of minimal effect in the large scheme of things.

looks like

they did a breddy gud job

of PAVLOVING

u DOGS

this is Bobo's great victory

So is Wal-Mart going to become a luxury retailer after the prices of everything in their stores goes up 10 times?

+1900 today =D wow trading is easy and fun! my mom is really impressed with me.

The gods have answered.

paying 10x for chinkshit

it was barely worth the current price.

EU Commission proposes 25% tariff on US goods effective May 16

Eurobros...

One of my few good slop works

? Who’s reporting that?

Mumusisters why are we green? I checked futures at premarket and i was about to kms . Tf happened?

That is a fucking PELT.

Thank you anon!

lol

I'm amazed that thailand scores so low compared to all its neighbors, they must be more into brother (ladyboy) fucking

are we going to see a technical bounce here?

You guys ever see blood mixed in with your semen when you ejaculate? It happened to me this morning and hopefully its a big nothing burger like this market sell off.

Rheinmetall and SAAB are a bloody exemption. They both recovered easily from a massive dip today and they are the two companies that are set to receive insane stimulus in the next twenty years.
Ain't not even a single US stock that can touch those two... at least not these last three years and not in the next 10 years

guessing we must be at the right price. nothing bad happened over the weekend, if you remember thursday night futures were actually flat until china did the tariff response. they might be trying to pied-piper people back into the market before another slamdown too i dunno at all. makes sense for shorts to cover after so much downside action too. it's a lot of strange action today, they're definitely just trying to paint the tape for now. think we have more downside ahead but i really do not know and nobody does.

this is fucking gay.
I was promised circuit breakers.
WHERE ARE MY GODDAM CHEAPIES, BOBO?

ONCE AGAIN

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

SAVING THE ENTIRE WORLD

I called this bounce btw fuck bobo

You need to rest and relax on the sidelines right now. You can afford to lose any more money.

Why the panic, you monkeys wouldn't retire anyways in the next 2-3 years (if you wanted to then im sorry) but for the rest just buy the dip as much as you can and enjoy the future gains

Rocker are we betting on this series?

IM STILL 50% CASH
GIVE ME MY GODDAM CHEAPIES

I’m just sitting around waiting for for the Q&A session with Trump and Netanyahu. They cancelled the full on press conference it are still going to take pool reporter questions in the Oval Office.

Tigers take 2 out of 3
Well buddy, you'll get them.

Too many panicans

Okay if the tigers take 2 out of 3 I will post under the name Giant Loser for a week, and if the Yankees take 2 our of 3 you have to post under the name Giant Loser for a week.

Deal

anemic low volume pump to lure some bulls. probably will crash on close.

It's actually spelled animeic

Man how come they didn't have cool toys like this when I was a kid.

What are japanese housewives investing in during this?

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

PUMP EET

your imagination is the limit, i had not problem making flamethrowers out of mom's hairspray cans

What are the odds that they do a rugpull on the after hours?

This has to be some kinda record for intraday movement. At least close

Right?

Red very auspicious color!

I mean we took can of pam and greased my aunts entire kitchen floor so we could slide on our bellys while wearing a towel as a cape, which eventually had lighter fluid sprayed onto it and was lit on fire. man she was pissed when she got home

brics status?

yeah, tradingview went down, my broker is quoting inaccurate prices. today was crazy.

Cause I'm short, then I'm long
I'm rich, then I'm broke
I'm in, then I'm out
I'm up, then I'm down
I'm wrong when it's right
It′s red, and it's green
We fight, we break even
We meme, we make even

you didnt buy?? you were right on the money about the bottom today if it starts going up here.

No, he only got decayraped on his leveraged shares

this post always makes me kek

new bread

Fuck off biz janny terrorist

India came to the table. Brazil will be next