???? monday Edition
Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
Charts/Screeners/Data:
tradingview.com
finviz.com
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
Live Streams:
newslive.com
livestreamy.net
Options:
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com
optionistics.com
Calendars:
marketwatch.com
earningswhispers.com
cmegroup.com
Boomer Investing:
bogleheads.org
sec.gov
Misc smg:
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finance.yahoo.com
dividendchannel.com
brokerchooser.com
lol it's dumping again
I'M A PANICAN
Get ready for some red waterfalls and ruined asses.
COVFEFE
Hold strong, hold the line
Just woke up and everything is red. FML lmao
WE'RE HEADED BACK TO -4 AND WORSE FUCKING SELL ON OPEN
hold on to your butts
Ughh sorry I know I know
But I'm not checking my portfolio
I'm just not checking is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
terrible dreams. not in the sense they were frightening or anything, just incredibly dumb and uninteresting. didn't even sleep much, and had horrible night sweats.
anyways see the fed is meeting. we'll see what they do. rate cuts would ease my mind. got my tea ready, looking to trade today. nervous about a lot of things, dumping markets, getting hurt trading, the consequences of all this if it keeps going... but again the fed meeting shows me that some progress is being made. they need to do the right thing, would be an important gesture at a moment like this. anyways can't post much, gotta watch lines move and transact. shame about that. but i'm trying to make the best use of my time while market is open.
sell
you mean buy right anon?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON LADS LET'S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ow
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
They were still making fun of retail slurping Friday again this morning… Get ready for more retail heading for the exit
I don't know what that is. Did trump make something up again?
affirmative.
How long do I wait til I short something
Maybe I've gone mad but I'm going to buy Nvidia soon
It's over
IT's beyond over
IT's done
Total stock market death
WHY ISN'T IT UPDATING
Green day, calling it now
Reminder NVDA is still 880 dollars
Yep, it's fresh off the press
On what?
I just closed my $1000 short position on CORT with a $126 profit. I should really stick to shorting garbage like this, it just werks.
Dead thread
like your mum
There go most of my appreciation gains over the last few years. lmao.
Interesting. Maybe he's setting up the heroes for his Lelouche gambit.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
VON DER LEYEN: EUROPE HAS OFFERED SOME ZERO-FOR-ZERO TARIFFS
It's over Bobo
"Functionality is temporarily unavailable" error on Schwab trying to transfer money
Just bought some calls, wish me luck
Boughted 1 VEA, too bad I only had a few bucks on the account.
Yahoo couldn't cope with the traffic and got fucked.
Too much selling.
kick ass
BLESSED
A
SHORTER OF GARBAGE
E
D
vix at 52
hodl mode enganged kiddo.
nothing personal heh
...ah
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All my ridiculous price targets are being hit.
Hahahahaha wow literally over the weekend this shit unravels. How ridiculous.
drumpf bending the knee
kramer calling for SPX 4000
Sorry bobo, crash cancelled.
SOXL sisses? Can one of you pick up the phone?
I lost $100k
Mom's gonna freak....
Hope you aren't scared.
chyna
They demand taking VAT down to 0%.
Good luck with that.
EUROPE HAS OFFERED SOME ZERO-FOR-ZERO TARIFFS
Yeah its either an all or nothing thing. Stupid cunt, listen here you uncle fucker. You drop all the tariffs, or we will raise the tariffs another 15%.
Undoing AN ENTIRE YEAR OF THE S&P is so, so, so fucking stupid
Yes, but at what cost?
Shit we might actually see breakers today
wish i had more money to buy with
temped to use margin
if its the end of the usa the debt wont matter
I wasn't retiring soon anyhow I guess
fake agricultural standards.
nah bro we dont want your mutant meat.
SPY about to hit BEAR market.
I'll have to pay.
Where is the polish anon that shorted at 30?
everyone losing their minds
I get to scoop SCHD at over 4% yield
He was supposed to be /ourguy/ but he has thrown us under the bus and abandoned us.
youtube.com
Because of FUCK ALL
buys
DUMPS
buys
DUMPS
buys
DUMPS
I am financially exhausted (and broke)
Is there anything that's NOT going down?
I'm 99% cash.
im only down 38%......
all in ASML
US is more likely to get greenland than get the UK to accept their bleached chicken garbage lol
DXY,SOXS, and vxx
muh AI muh new paradigm
thanks for the free AI waifu generators I guess
hahahahaha HERE IT COMES holy shit this is the dumbest fucking thing the market has ever done
Another red day! Time to paarrrrrr-tay!
This, it would have to be labeled, you could offer it, but you cannot force Euro consumers to buy meat with feces in it.
Algos slurped hard at the low
bro
talk me out of using margin to buy nvda in the 80s
drumpf bending the knee
he isn't? at least not yet.
how the fuck is VAT cheating? How are these clowns not being held accountable when they spew this utter bullshit which shows that they don't understand a thing about economics.
US pork, diary, and chickens
that shit even I wouldn't touch
Not like anyone wants British food products either. Mad cow disease did a lot of damage to it.
do it bro, imagine billionaires who have studied the economy for decades were buying it at 130
If I had waited a week I could have gotten like 60 more shares for my monies. They did give me 65$ in quarterly divvies though.
You're welcome.
As a rule everything Trump says is wrong, most of the time he knows that.
I mean considering it was like $15-20 before the AI bubble I would t use leverage but if you got some extra cash wouldn’t hurt to dip your toe in
what is he expecting? For every toyota sold in the us the japanese must buy a f150?
How is it not? You guys put heavy disincentives on US goods while begging us to keep buying your shit
these clowns
accountable
Bingo
V-recovery has begun. Closing green.
why won't you buy our chemically washed half-rotten "meat" products?
eplain to me what VAT is nigger, let's show everyone here that you are a retard. How does VAT put a disincentive on American goods?
do you know how VAT works, anon?
What kind of bizarre fucking anti-US propaganda do you retards consume??? It's legitimately strange
Do eurocucks just not know about this shit or what? They're so haughty in their ignorance
Power to the players
Short cover and algos, retail will fall for it and juice up the exit liquidity for the next leg lower
no
THAT
is how it got
so
expensive
Every single country on Earth, other than US, has VAT.
US was floating the idea of introducing VAT around 2010.
Everyone pays it.
Even you Americans have consumption taxes that work similarly.
Food standards in Europe are higher than anywhere else, really.
US is lagging behind hard.
The US lets states set their own sales tax and you don't find out what the rate is until you go to pay. It's like living in the stone age but they tell you it's the best country on earth.
-2k on the day swing to +100. holy shit this vol is crazy, bulls fighting for their lives rn
bizarre fucking anti-US propaganda
food poisoning isn't common here unlike the U.S
no crying at the casino
we are so back
Steady lads, deploying capital
Here I'll let Grok explain your own rules to you since you guys are fucking stupid:
When goods from the U.S. enter the EU, they’re subject to VAT at the point of entry, on top of any customs duties. So, a U.S.-made product—let’s say a $100 gadget—gets hit with, for instance, a 20% VAT when it arrives in Europe, bumping the price to $120 (plus duties, if applicable). Meanwhile, a similar product made within the EU has its VAT already baked into the supply chain, and businesses along that chain can reclaim their VAT payments, keeping costs competitive. The U.S. exporter, outside this system, can’t reclaim anything, so the full VAT burden falls on the imported good, making it pricier.
kek
we may have possibly hit bottom
Propaganda
My man, your "food" is quite literally illegal to sell over here due to all of the lackluster hygiene standards, hormones and other shit in it and this isn't some new development.
Even your fast food chains need a different recipe for the products sold in European nations.
US food is classified as toxic and you guys should be absolutely appalled by this and push for a change.
NVIDIA GREEN
ITS OVER
MARKET REVERSAL
FUCKING HELL TOMMOROW I WAS GETTING MY PAYCHECK I AM GONNA MISS IT
Bobo getting BTFO
Now ask it how US manufacturer can reclaim EU VAT.
AAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE DUMPING UPWARDS
Nothing ever happens
NVIDIA GREEN NVIDIA GREEN
NVIDIA GREEN NVIDIA GREEN
NVIDIA GREEN NVIDIA GREEN
NVIDIA GREEN NVIDIA GREEN
NVIDIA GREEN NVIDIA GREEN
it goes up everytime I buy
Why do they call it vat? Why not just call it a fucking tariff. Tariff is the most beautiful word in the English language. Right above vagina. Yet these mother fuckers want to call it VAT which just sounds dirty.
US education at work lmao
the mumu
fucking shits
never listen
wen u tell them
2 get out
of
ur
way
at what point do I start buying here? I"ve been out of the market and in CD's since last july
You're talking about fast food like it's on everyone's dinner table daily - like someone who exclusively consumes literal propaganda that shit talks the US 24/7. I'm guessing you've never actually visited the US or if you did it was NYC.
... so you're not even going to try refuting it? lmao
tells AI to prove his point
fails
lmao
EU's Sefcovic: We have offered the US zero-for-zero tariffs on cars and industrial goods
That's actually good. Not that we were going to buy that stuff anyways. No clue why there were tariffs
But no, , NO US FOOD here. If you want to poison yourselves, fine, not us.
morning sweetheart. hey, i just made a $500 profit trading! feeling the ouch as well as far as the prices on my stocks go though. hope you read my comments to you last night. wishing you a good morning. taking a short break, wondering if you had anything nice to tell me this morning?
Hey fellas. I am not an investor or anything, just a passive observer. Is this what it looks like when that 'everything bubble' bursts? Or is this something different?
Canola oil IS rapeseed oil.
The rest stands correct.
VERY IMPORTANT distinction, that's not being talked about almost ever, is that:
sunflower oil is fruit oil
rapeseed oil is seed oil
Seeds are poisonous and require intensive chemical treatment.
Fruit oils can just be pressed.
Sunflower "seeds" are in fact fruits, from the biological point, they lack poisons.
Another example of fruit oil is olive oil.
This is barely a dip, I need at least -15% on a day to feel anything
bullish nvidia
We coming back. FULL RECOVERY. PUMP IT TO THE MOON
nigger the consumer pays VAT, so if the same product is made in Europe then it will also end up costing $120 fo the consumer
Everything is going to be alright bros
Europeans pay VAT on all purchases, even European products made locally from scratch.
SPY your vitals are... no...no no no no no!!!
Nothing's bursting we're ending in the green
This is a pressure release after 4 years of rapid inflation and bank failures under biden
You get what you voted for.
Something different. This is just gloabalists trying to scare retail investors.
When a bubble bursts it goes down fast as everyone mass sell because a lot of the companies during bubbles are worth actual 0 and they are only at high prices because of the bubble.
Well the 2025 bear market was fun, now we resume SPX 7000 EOY
you thought something would happen?
So you guys are just going to act like US goods sold in the EU are not sold at higher prices, which incentivizes the purchase of EU goods, got it. I have traveled extensively in Europe, I have seen it firsthand. You guys, on the other hand, sound like you've literally never been to the US.
The point is that VAT is already baked into everything you purchase except imports, then imports have that VAT added onto the final price. So the VAT is actually a subsidy to EU producers/consumers.
WHY DIDN'T I VOTE FOR PRICE CONTROLS?
I FUCKING VOTED FOR THIS?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lmao those Schwab transfers went through after all and just deposited 4x the amount I was trying to deposit. Looks like I'm going to be forced to place a call to my biological female broker.
Well I was listening to Peter Navarro, and dropping tariffs to 0% isn't even enough. It's the non-tariff cheating, the intellectual property theft, the routing products through non-tariffed nations, the counterfeiting of name brand goods, the vat, the list goes on. These tariffs aren't even enough, but they're a good start. We just want a fair playing field, nothing more, nothing less.
I'm buying like CRAZY today
wtf
ITS REVERSING
Are these globalists in the room with us right now?
finally decide to bail, if even for a day
pumps like crazy
this world is rigged against me
thats how
it is all the time
for NATGAS traders
we call 15% days
"days'
I don't vote but I also don't have a strong opinion on orange mans actions yet. If he wants to cash the chips in to try and re-vitalize the real economy while he still can then that's understandable. Tariffs aren't my style but no one is talking about implementing a land value tax or any other form of serious tax reform.
What the FUCK was that?
WERE SO FUCKING BACK
NO WAY
Don't think so. I'm in my own room and there is no one here.
Lmao they just short squeezed the fuck outta retail
OOOOOOOOO
yep. back down after they scare enough people to cover.
im up over 4k, what the hell
US and EU products are sold at the same price in EU. They are sold at higher prices than in the US, correct.
The same works the other way. US and EU products are sold at the same price in US. EU products are sold at a lower price than in the EU.
That's only when you account for VAT, and ignore your local US consumption tax that is state-specific.
VAT is also country-specific in the EU. Germany has 19%, Finland has 25.5%. The same product costs more when bought in, OR DELIVERED TO Finland.
If you go to Germany and bring it yourself, that's a local sale in Germany, so you pay lower VAT.
Retarded? Yes.
HOLY FUCKING GREEN DAY!
AAAAAND JUST LIKE THAT, WE ARE BACK
FOOOOOMOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
BUY BUY BUY
Killed shorts today. Glad I bought more stock this morning.
very nice, impressive
vertical line upward
The VAT’s impact isn’t just about the end consumer price; it’s about the cumulative cost structure and how it’s applied differently to U.S. versus EU goods along the supply chain. For an EU-made product, VAT is charged at every step—raw materials, manufacturing, distribution—but businesses in that chain can reclaim the VAT they’ve paid on their inputs. This keeps the pre-VAT price (the €100 base) competitive because the tax doesn’t pile up as an unrecoverable cost. The final consumer still pays €120, but the producer’s net tax burden is offset by those refunds, stabilizing production costs within the EU.
For a U.S.-made product, the situation is different. The U.S. company pays no VAT domestically (since the U.S. uses sales tax instead), but when that $100 gadget hits the EU border, it’s treated as an import. The full 20% VAT is applied right there, often alongside customs duties (which EU goods don’t face internally). The U.S. producer can’t reclaim any VAT because they’re outside the EU system, so their costs—manufacturing, shipping, duties—get the VAT layered on top without any offsets. This often makes the pre-VAT price of the U.S. good higher than an equivalent EU good before the consumer even sees it. If the U.S. gadget’s base price swells to, say, $110 due to shipping and duties, the consumer pays $132 (with 20% VAT) instead of €120 for the EU alternative.
EU producers benefit from no import duties, lower shipping costs (since they’re closer), and VAT reclamation, all of which tend to keep their base prices lower or more competitive. U.S. goods, meanwhile, carry extra baggage—tariffs, transatlantic shipping, and no VAT relief—making them more likely to exceed that €120 benchmark. Data backs this: in 2023, the EU imposed an average tariff of 4.2% on non-EU industrial goods (on top of VAT), while intra-EU trade faced zero tariffs. That gap compounds with VAT, tilting the scales.
big dogs just slurped hard
YOU HAD NO EXCUSE
HOLY SHIT YIELDS
WHAT HAPPENED
MFW Longview actually just came on shuffle for me
3 years of coof
3 years of UA/RU war
3 years of bear market ahead
2019 was the last good year. the world has ended back then, and we are just going through the motions in this godless hellscape.
a lot of the companies during bubbles are worth actual 0 and they are only at high prices because of the bubble.
Isn't this this case right now. Aren't a lot of very big and important companies technically overvalued?
The selloff was insane, but this here also is insane, lmao what the hell
The producer doesn't pay the VAT though? The buyer does.
holy fuckin FOMO. over 6k now from -2k down
This VOL is face melting, what is going on?
resisting the obvious bull trap
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Very jewish last few days
Hassett said Trump is considering a 90 day pause on tariffs on every country except China
If this faggot of the NEC is lying because Trump never indicated it
You're arguing with a chat bot
fake news
didnt trump focus on the work arounds countries do on tarifss? so maybe vat falls in to that.
HASSETT: TRUMP IS CONSIDERING A 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS FOR ALL COUNTRIES EXCEPT CHINA
Now he's a clown
The chat bot is wrong and a faggot
Wtf happened?
I know but the chat bot will not stop as long as it's operator tells it you're wrong and to refute you.
it's like you guys forgot what 2022 was like.
dead cat bounce
he didn't buy le dip
NGMI anons
Who the fuck is "Hasset"?
I just bought some calls
will fed ratecut???
oh my god you guys are so fucking stupid it's unreal. Euros legitimately have some sort of complex
Did the big boys all smash the buy button at the same time or what?
it's like you guys forgot what 2022 was like.
I will NEVER forget my 2022 heeming.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGG
i thought this exactly. the insiders found out that tariffs are cancelled. they will never happen
I have a feeling Hassett claiming the 90 day thing as a trial balloon, there’s obviously people at odds with Trump/Navarro in the White House… White House hasn’t confirmed it
what a moron idiot
All he had to do was hold the line
Head of the National Economic Council
Boughted META for $160, never 4get
Bears seething rn
Trump is running the entire global market like it's a personal company or some random manipulated penny stock.
US is basically operating on a dictatorial banana republic tier flip flop system with no stability whatsoever. Good luck trying to get big manufacturing business to move in, when no one knows what the idiot might do next week.
retail sold
they bought
retail bought back in
they dumped
It's baked into everything at the store.
Be it coming from EU, US, or China. There's no difference.
American sells trinket for $100 to the European importer, the importer pays VAT, the trinket ends up on the shelf for $120.
European sells trinket for $100 to the European merchant, the merchant pays VAT, the trinket ends up on the shelf for $120.
The VAT only gets spread out over multiple parties when there are more steps.
But the end result is always the VAT %.
face ripper
#Winning!
a big boy bought the "90 day delay" rumor. a big enough buy that caused shorts to panic cover casing the squeeze
$1000 profit!!! feel like i should step back and watch for a minute though. probably gonna be a very crazy and volatile day.
Hey man, get that TDS checked out it's legitimately bad for you
TARIFF LEGAL CHALLENGE COULD BE FILED AS SOON AS FRIDAY: ABC
WHITE HOUSE WEST WING IS SAYING 90 DAY STORY IS NOT REAL!!!!
Fuck this is wild
Wait... We're not bullish? I thought we were bullish
It's dumping again.
Being overvalued and being worth 0 are very different.
Let's say you bought a company for 10 but after revisions and market corrections it's price is 7 right now, you can either wait to see if it can show growth to go back up or you can take the loss and lose 3.
Now let's say you bought a subprime mortgage for 10. It's worth 0 because people are literally not paying the mortgages anymore. If you keep it there is no way to recoup any money. So you sell it at any price you can. Selling it for 0.15 is still better than not selling.
So during a bubble burst the sell off goes fast and keeps going down as people realize what is happening. There is no bounce or anything because it's better to sell at a massive loss than be stuck holding the worthless bag.
We were back but now it's over again.
BRUTAL FAKE NEWS PUMP AND DUMP holy hell
1% moves every min. Nutiest I've seen.
News?
SPX moving like a shitcoin
Fuck they just smashed retail….. Rothschild style fucking of retail
MY BROKERAGE ISNT DOING REAL TIME UPDATES ANYMORE
EVEN STOCKTWITS IS SHOWING THE CORRECT PRICES
Trump said we were going to collect Trillions of dollars off of these tariffs. Look how quickly the money is just pouring in. Recession is cancelled and we're going to be fine.
#G_dBlessPresidentTrump & #G_dBlessAmerica
unless Trump says he went full retard on the tariffs, and backpedals on everything, we are going down. also, he would need to do it stat. after several weeks of that, supply chains will be fucked for a couple of years, and there will be nothing he can do to reverse that. he's basically setting fire to factories now.
That insane fakeout is going to margin call a bunch of hedge funds.
How many of you bought the local top in leverage?
Take your issue to China and other shitholes.
EU has nothing to do with any of this.
Man I am so good at this, bought at the top of the rally and then lost 2% within 5 minutes and sold.
twin tower pattern on the charts
$40 morning range kek
They already turned off the algos, back to slightly negative.
suno.com
I call this one. Dumb Bear Symphony.
On a board called smg
Cave is so cold
Bulls and Bogles snicker
At dumb Bobo bold
Making bad trades
Hoping we'll crash today
Bobo you're such a dumb bear
Market going green
All your puts turn to air
Just buy some VOO
Can't you see
Say goodbye to that fear
Market has no tears
VOO and VT
Even triple Q
You're not even beating
Inflation leaving you blue
SOXL below 2020 prices
its over. ran won
I prefer buying the local bottom
We will print infinity $ with Infinity interests
Imagine how much exit liquidity whoever put out that rumor collected
The EU is even worse than the Chinese. This fucking vat tax bull shit is just diet tariffs.
You don't need to give us your AI slop.
You clearly don't understand it.
I sold red Long positions from friday. Thanks for the fakepump Now I'm free and can reorganize my account(s).
Not perfect timing, but expecting another peak was a bit too risky.
soxl
-10%
+20%
+1%
real shitcoin hours
E X T R E M E F E A R
Once again, wtf was that?
....You're just saying "nuh uh!" and acting like US goods aren't a higher price than EU goods. It's retarded. I've been to the stores and seen it in person. You, however, have not been to the US and it shows.
why trump sama why. this is financial terrorism!!!!
Normal market conditions. Nothing to see here.
This fucking sucks because now it just means that everyone is holding cash and waiting to buy back in and when it happens it's going to moon hard and fast and you will only have a few minutes to buy back in.
there's no way that was retail, bond yields moved a shitton too and retail doesn't have enough capital to move yields.
This is bullshit fucking crash already
crony capitalism free market
Americans can't manufacture shit. Not our fault your products are expensive and garbage.
its not true
right bros?
someone tell this nigga
They're fucking desperate to get out. This shit is going to collapse into a black hole.
TQQQ
Whatever the fuck that just happened, did they pause trading?
Just wait until someone explains him that he can't use personal bankruptcy laws when him going full retard bankrupts US.
that's a man
Both her eyes and tits are cooked.
That's the local bottom.
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON
apparently there is a 90 day pause of tariffs
The US has some of the best swordsmiths in the world. much more than europe (poland has a few but that's about it). They just can't compete with China on a value proposition.
sexy bush
i can't get any charts to load on tradingview. see stocks are down again though. hoping the fed steps in and rallys this thing
can you enlighten me on what you're all looking at, exactly? is it a particular website?
collecting taxes from smelly foreigners with slanted eyes and funny accents will bankrupt the country
what?
Yeah 10s of billions of dollars in 30 minute. Jerome capitulated.
exit liquidity fud for blackrock
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
Ah I see, thank you. None of those companies are completely worthless, even if they are overvalued, so that is not a bubble.
Sorry guys, it's my fault, I bought one (1) spy put using my savings.
Pick a fucking direction, jesus christ. Gayest market moves of all time, unironically.
i only had
a few seconds
to sell my NATGAS
just a bit ago
wen it hit 2.91
solded by OIL too
but it is still up
time 2 take
a nap now
comfy comfy
might make some
all beef
HOT DOGS
and
TATER
FUCKING
TOTS
in MUH AIR FRYER
later
same. and its kind of an important day.
buying SPY options at 50 VIX
Bold move.
White House just called the 90 day pause Fake News
There was some major fuckery because they’re now claiming that sorry went across the news wires which someone purposefully planted, you can’t just get a news wire to go out like that.
Pick a fucking direction
nah they gotta fuck over as many people as possible bro
it's not true, you have good printing industry
making a lot of print in green
great export, in great demand
I usually watch stock charts on think or swim, you can dial I'm the tickers on google. I think trading view is free
At least I got to sell some covered calls on that fake pump
Oh fuck I forgot Netanyahu is visiting the White House today
This was an excuse to liquidate some shorts kek
that's assuming they keep selling to the US
I ain't doin nothinnn.
everyone was short. a squeeze had to happen.
Do you hear yourself? Like seriously do you actually believe the retarded shit you're saying?
huh
Smart move is not to play. I was 100% invested in a shit stock, down 5% earlier today felt dejected and how I imagine niggers feel when nikes go off sale, saw that juicy spike and ran for the exit, god damn i love my sense of intuition for this crap still up 6% on the year
MARKET BEATERS WHERE U AT
We will be at new ATHs by Friday.
okay, thanks
100% invested
You're going to blow up your account. Stop doing that.
Americans legit think that tariffs are paid by foreigners and not by their own importers?
What? lmao
Someone is willing to roll the dice by committing securities fraud just to get out of their long position right now. Think about that.
Never loved Fake News this much
Shit's all over the place today
yeah. that's why I hope EU doesn't retaliate. I am not big on paying even more taxes.
When you have enough money it’s just the cost of doing business
is this tweet responsible for the dead cat bounce? bc that is fraud if so
They already said they aren't retaliating (yet)
reuters.com
Bulls bray loudly for slaughter
If US purchasing power drops, then who do you think will be buying?
If US purchasing power drops relative to 3rd country purchasing power, where do you think the goods will flow?
What happens when your economy is being directed into being cheap and competitive in manufacturing? How expensive do you think the labour will have to be? How will that affect purchasing power?
If labour and goods have higher value than money, how do you think it will affect the movement of goods and money?
follow boomer 10am rule
shit doesn't look right
don't buy those puts
Everything went better than expected.
Pay 500k, pocket millions
RECESSION OVER HOP Y'ALL SLURPED
that's assuming they keep selling to the US
where else are they going to dump their shit, india? They can't India tariffs the fuck out of them, what about africa? You think they want to be paid in a currency that's literally printed with an expiration date? America holds all the cards, China doesn't have the cards.
I don't think this is what a rational market should look like.
the narrative over this weekend among retail investors has been
well, BTC had it's 20% down move, but then has remained flat while stocks crashed, so any move to the downside will be short lived
weekend CFDs are flat, so we're fine
Cramer called for Black Monday, we are so back
crush all of these narratives with very little capital, drive BTC below $80K, sell off the CFDs to -0.9%
the 'playbook' is then to open futures lower, sell off from open to premarket around -2% S&P500; a high enough drop to create a panic among retail investors
they panic sell their stock premarket / during open, they sell the calls they bought on Friday for a big loss at 9:30am EST and they panic buy puts; then starting around 10:30-11am EST (around Europe close) the markets rally, burning all of the panic sellers - back to flat by end of day; retail investors then panic sell the puts that they are now down $$$ on, panic buy back the stock they sold for less
We will see - but it is looking more and more like
another one of those
SPX closes above 5,000 today
I told you. I warned you. They are too predictable in their playbook.
whens the fed meeting??
cut the rates so we start healing you fags
it really was all fake and gay the whole time....
Hell yeah niggers we green
It's true
BLACK MONDAY SELL SELL SELL!!!111
hahahahaha Bobos you beclown yourselves
Robinhood been working fine for me.
But maybe they cut off poorfags on days like this. I have a quarter mill in my account
The market simply pricing in a higher chance of a pause would pump it
the counterfeiting of name brand goods
Like we try to do with Champagne? MIGAtards are losing the plot.
with those P/Es, it hasn't been rational for a while now.
Selling SOXL puts
Buying SOXL shares with the proceeds
Huffing paint thinner
Profit?
I call it the “Gypsy Wheel” strategy.
I'm still down on my TQQQ position, but not that much. Always was F&G.
new
Look if we want to make champagne we can make champagne. It's just fucking alcohol for fuck's sake, there's nothing wrong with making champagne that is higher quality than the shit they make in europe.
This price action is fucking insane. This is what a shitcoin blowoff top looks like on the way down.
spy flat tqqq up, huh?
Are you guys at home or waging? I couldn't imagine having your boss come up to you telling you to do your worthless tasks while there's an active financial crash happening
I have monday off.
I am jobless atm.
I'm a neet
I was on the business end of a tech layoff a year ago and NEET ever since. Having a good time right now, with cheap Lidl Pilsner and airfried fish fingers.
I'm mexican.
jobs?
in THIS economy?
IS THIS THE BOTTOM OR WHAT?
I thought it was the buttom at [arrow] and bought in with my last cash. Then I thought [circle] was the bottom and we would finally go back up.
Expect more pain to come, Anon.
Wow i made money today buying and then selling after 20minutes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The markets are in total schizo mode… Market Makers are breaking everyone
yeah sure market makers are not 5% away from getting Vanna crushed and carrying the market into the darkages
Do I go short, or long, or both?
securities fraud
elaborate
Why is silver untouched? It's the only green thing on my whole board.