/smg/ - Stock Market General

is the noose ready?

Market looks fine to me.

imagine holding leverage prior to all of this happening

Only retards are panicking.
Mr. Market marches on.

People dumping buttcoin for cash, seems like margin calls are really going out lmao

I'd fuck this black woman but would leave immediately after cumming inside her.

good lord

SPX closes above 5,000 today

soxl needs to stop trying to go up im trying to slurp here

Holy shit look at overnight

Nikkei down >8.5%

This is THE MOST INSANE overreaction possibly ever, literally. So fucking stupid.

This swedefaggot who fetishizes niggers annoys me almost 60% as much as that vile kike baggot.
He'd never get a boner again if he caught the smell of one of their 300 dollar hair weaves that get washed thrice a year. Admiration a thing is the furthest thing from understanding it and he's a prime example. It's also a reminder that he lives such a life where niggers are a foreign fantasy creature surrounded by whites and I'm in a brown infested hell hole.

Oil under 60 lol, it's a recession

I need to know if you are just keeping up a character at this point.

rip

isnt that how the negros do it? or do they wait for a confirmed pregnancy before leaving?

i'm down BIGGLY but at least i was very cash-heavy

implying you can have a recession when there's no fucking news

I think they wait unironically lmao.

A news just flew over my house

Quite true. I will say, I've long thought everything was in a huge bubble prior so I guess anything could have popped it. This was a black sawn that flew in from nowhere.

The neat part is that Trump was always going to enact these tariffs, and likewise the market was going to have a heart attack. Thats determinism for you.

i dont think
i just buy
NATGAS AND OIL
and sell
NATGAS AND OIL
randomly

most negresses unironically smell good here other than the burka and sandals variety
they also don't wear wigs

Still not selling btw my drawdown tolerance goes well beyond this

Oh hey the NIKKEI's open I'll just take a gl-

oh NO what is trump doing?

Nikkei 225 on TOPIX went limit down. Nips btfo haha

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

feels so good to be already depressed and see everyone match your energy

the weebs tapped out

well i dont know if the dead bird was a bad augur or not, but it did give me an opportunity to observe a magnificent juvenile peregrine falcon feeding on the carcass
never seen one up close before
would post a pic but one of you autists would probably doxx me based on the pebble grain of my driveway

Japanon ded

biz/smg/ won, lolipedos lost
real thread

this unironically. my slurp zone is approaching.

kys nigger

its 100% over, no coming back, no more dips to buy, just down and dead. fucking DONE

It's probably recovering slightly at this poi- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

Push it into my ass deeper Nikkei, deeper...

Anon Babblesmg/ is dead and the canadian killed it.

wut?

SPY shitting itself 15% in three days over this is so fucking stupid it makes me want to jump off a bridge

the canadian killed it

nigs

i voted for this
:3

I voted for Trump last time, but not this time. Only because I wanted my student loans forgiven...lol

Who cares it'll go back up like it always does
Nothingburger just like 2020 and 2008
Watching the newfags panic in biz is funny. What a bunch of retards

we remember your efforts too you piece of shit turkroach

this time is actually different, it's a self inflicted wound with no backup plan

There is literally no wound, the tariffs haven't even had any time to take effect. This is pure speculation by some of the most retarded assholes in existence.

Yeah but it sure pisses me the fuck off to see my portfolio go blood red over this. I'm not even close to retirement but if I was I'd be absolutely losing my mind.

It's nothing, worst case scenario no ath for a few years then business as usual as it rapidly reverts upward to the mean to make up for being down for so long.

3 years of gains gone in 3 days from a massive self own

"haha it will go back up guys, dont worry haha"

yeah ok buddy, keep huffing that copium

in 1929 they at least tried to save it. Now they are so exuberantly confident in american exceptionalism they think they don't need to save it.

I'm losing so much money it is unreal

If you were retired you'd have years of expenses sitting in risk free assets to life off of in the case of a downturn and you still wouldn't care unless you are a poor financial planner

Only reason why 2020 was a nothingburger was because the system printed helicopter money, which was fucking insane.
This is more like 2000 and it took two decades for the prices to return in some cases and in most cases they didn't return at all.

Headin' out California way. Lookin' for some green out there.

there is absolutely nothing to suggest trump wont continue to be the absolute biggest fucking retard for the next, uhh, 4 years.

I wish it was 2000 I would love 10 years to accumulate but I'm not as much of an optimist as you

this time is actually different

It is and it isn't.

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with non-Americans and their shitty cynical never-USA attitudes? How is incentivizing domestic production a "self own"? What will you faggots be saying in like, six weeks when it turns out that a majority of the countries renegotiate their tariffs? Will you act like you weren't saying this shit every day?

A lot of folks gonna goon tonight

How come not one person in these threads knew this would happen or be this bad? Not a single one saw this coming.

I think I am down about 65% accounting for this evening's excitement.

that and the stocks you do own would be boring dividend stuff, instead of relying on capital gains

I do that every night, it's the only thing I have to look forward to

Lying is a sin, anon.

Thank you Mr. President, this was worth it. Being unironically infamously a consumption economy, the eternal slurpers, crashing everything to reduce the trade deficit (allegedly)

Gooning is a form of ritualized masturbation most commonly defined by prolonged edging sessions in excess of 4 hours. I don't believe the practice is actually all that widespread, its a fairly extreme behavior.

FRESH UPDATE

youtu.be/qtFZ7rkSJ10

youtu.be/qtFZ7rkSJ10

youtu.be/qtFZ7rkSJ10

Show me even one person who predicted this.

Yup tonight I'm ai generating furry amputee rape porn on my rtx 5080

shieeet nigger I've been gooning since I was 12
kind of had to goon when it took 4 hours to download a single nudie pic

I would have made so much more money if I kept my shorts. But I closed some thursday after close and didn't reshort because I'm a stubborn bastard that didn't want to short 5-10 points lower from last exit. And I closed the rest friday, way too early. Waiting for weeks for this and ruined it in on the last day. Now I'll go full mad trading up and down whatever, fuck it, my plan is ruined

I did you fucking retard. I called the crash in late March six months in advance based on the yield curve , and provided additional confirmations along the way. You should have listened.

majority of the countries renegotiate their tariffs?

you underestimate how much the world hates you

4+ hours

so you made masturbation work. what's the fun in that?

even if we ignore that trump is basing the tariffs on completely nonsensical numbers. who would ever support blowing up your economy for a pipedream about americans making iphones and sneakers for $30 an hour in some fantastical "golden age"

Common sense in action, that's what you're seeing.
First of all the US stock market is overvalued as fuck and can fall like a rock for a really long time. It's been running high on speculation and printed money for a good while now.
On top of this Trump is trying to do something that's not going to work in this environment at all, because there's no real incentive for production to come back, as the next president will just cancel all of these policies, if they even last that long.
What if other countries just decide not to bend the knee?
Not like the population is going to tolerate these policies that long either, as everyone's purchasing power has been increasingly fucked.
Whole thing is basically like nuking yourself, but in this case it also fucks the global markets.

You probably have a large trade deficit with italy because of olive oil and wine and some luxury stuff. What do you want them to do? Buy the same stuff from you?

why do you always look drunk as fuck?

Tomorrow SPY enters a bear market

the economy didn't blow up, the stock market blew up. Big difference. P/Es have a lot further to fall anyway

Holy kek

I'm just old and tired, i've just snapped beer 2 so i'm not drunk. Also i'm jewish. Don't know if that has anything to do with it.

Oh right, when I wrote luxury I thought of Designer Clothing (Milan). I forgot about Lamborghini and Ferrari.

iphones and sneakers will be made but you will get 10$ an hour instead.

God punishing Baggie.... I'm dying...lol

URBAN
MYTH

KEK
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KKKKKEEEKKK

Because this is a completely ridiculous overreaction to tariffs that might not even last a month

Lol and you sound like you exclusively gargle mainstream propaganda jizz like every other euro faggot. Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, you think you know about the US is true.

What the fuck kind of thought process is this? The types of goods don't matter. Just remove the tariffs and see what actual free trade is like, that's the point.

again. it will happen but they will have to lower salaries severely.
do people really expect salaries to stay high with so much automation going on?
i'd love high salaries but this is unfortunately the great reset.
the great salary resest

the stock market is forward looking. just give it some time when farmers run out of potash this summer and trump to start bailing entire industries out

he said that with the USD being the global currency and Trump threatening BRICS to not contest that

ok

Just remove the tariffs and see what actual free trade is like

lmao. its called producing nations selling to consuming nations. you literally had that

Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, you think you know about the US is true.

you seem angry. you are probably on fentanyl. that shocks you how I just cold read you right? checkmate.

Oh after watching I understand why I look drunk, I have a velo pouch in kek

we've successfully filtered out the redditors and npc ahh normies that now reside on Anon Babble, in part thanks to the leaf and pedos/gooners

kek scoopsies SOXL blunder
couldn't have happened to a more desreving nigger

Market is fucking us hard!

kino

SOXL is really putting his 2021 thesis "3x leveraged ETFs outperform in the long run" to the test.

You were a permabear and you were right based on the clock principle.

this is fear porn, we gonna bounce

Everyone post your most retarded bearish takes so I can screenshot them and laugh at you when all this reverses

youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZvPSpLxCg

SOXL will never see 50 ever again

To answer your question. There are now threads on AI giant girls. Don't think it is going away.

add this

im going
to take a wild stab
that poem anon
is probably
going to be
RELIEVED
to not be
a sweet bb boy
anymore

because that means
that his bussy
is no longer
being imagined
and planned for

Nice yeah that's perfect

we will be celebrating DOW 30000 all over again

No, I called the exact date based on the yield curve. There's a difference.

I remember you bro.
Didn't make the trade, but I remember. Hopefully you made it.

Add the whole thing

You can generate a guy being shoved into a female giant's butthole???

This crash has a specific catalyst unrelated to the inversion.

WTF just happened with silver?

Damn I wish I ended Friday sitting on a ton of SOXS instead of liquidating everything.

lmao saved

oh shit is that the mcsquizzel?

silver chads stay winnin'

march of dimes soon

You love to see it

a little lighter on the editing and the content than usual but that's understandable given the emergency nature of the update. I will say that schizo anon keeps the american flag up even at night as do I every once in awhile.

The yield curve predicted covid too though.

Yes, as I kid I thought we were getting Skynet when we had AI, not custom images depicting grown men being shoved into the orifices of giant women.

lmao

poor nikkei
does it count as a double top if they're 35 years apart?

NO REST FOR THE WICKED

Schizo anon is a blessing. And yes, the editing was considerably lighter this time around because we are entering great depression 2: electric boogaloo

Optimal daily leverage for SP500 is 3x. Beta of 100. Optimal for NQ100 is 2x. Beta of 120. The beta of SOXX is 145. Using retard math, I'd guess optimal leverage for semis is around 1.5x or less. The 3x daily leverage is a little much. That being said I have mid 6 figures in SSO so what do I know.

starts with collegebasketballcontracts

ok, funny

goes over to baggie, racemixing, yahweh

close it

Nice quads, Satan

Dead cat in full swing. We're going to dump lower overnight.

cnbc.com/2025/04/06/sp-500-circuit-breaker-on-tariff-worries-what-that-means.html

you missed the best part where he was bitching about shitty turkroaches and chinkleafs

I spent too much this month. Guess I got to cut back to put more in options.

Optimal daily leverage for SP500 is 3x

imagine how much you'd lost if your portfolio would be "optimal"

Reminder that "Trump" or "the market" or "insert race" has nothing do to with you being fucked. That was all you, you have yourself to blame and you know it.
Finally I'm seeing levered yuppies without a smug smile on their face. Finally I'm witnessing panic selling while first time investors are being weeded out en masse never to look at financial markets again. I live for this stuff. It makes me hornier than any cute and funny girl on the planet.
This is just the beginning, mark my words. You think anyone cares about what you own? Do you even know what operating leverage means? I hope your stress causes you trouble in your personal relationships and I hope your stupid red portfolio is all you think about. May you change your spending and neglect yourself. I'll be watching those of you "defeated males" wherever I spot you and I will mock you where you stand. Fucking "trend investors" talking to me wasting my time without even knowing what a fucking cash flow statement consists of. You pathetic losers. You will wagecuck and baghold forever. I won't be seeing you after my early retirement so leave me the fuck alone. Oh and don't talk to me about crypto gamblers who I only see outside when the price is above their cost average. Fuckin unreal these people have made it past college. They don't even know what a hash function is I swear. Crypto is not halal regardless of what your imam says. Stop looking at those fucking squiggly lines and bar charts. You call them candles cause you haven't moved past the fucking dark ages motherfucker. No wonder the light bulb doesn't come on, ever.
And don't get me started on those bond guys acting all superior while adding no value whatsoever to anyone's portfolio. Their existence is useless and is only justified because there are even more braindead rich people than themselves. They just do what they're being told.
I don't like any of you and I hope you die, incurring a tax event.

i saw u
say things about that
but im always
2 retarded
2 understand
so i just buy
NATGAS AND OIL
and sell
NATGAS AND OIL
randomly
and think how
u r smart enough
to know those things
and how that
is breddy
gud

i try to lrn2
but i am just
2 much
of a
NIGGER

VIX is such a piece of shit, closed shorts cause I expected dump, now it doesn't move up one bit.

While going up it had a small dump and it pumped harder on that.

wtf man, too long

Hey go fuck yourself asshole. I'm by all measures poor and I tried to get ahead by investing in good companies with leverage, only to have the market throw the most childish sore loser tantrum ever and set me back two years. I'd be even poorer if I hadn't tried investing. You're laughing at the wrong people.

Silver just went from down 3% to up 3%

I saw an interesting point being made that trumps tariffs would divert good coming from china to europe, which would of course flood the market and further suppress the european manufacturing sector.

I'm 100% sure somebody recently wrote "buy swiss stocks". Not sure anymore if it was /bant or /biz, but I read it.

You would use the 200 MA strategy which lowers the max drawdown. Or buy protective puts (furthest expiration date) to prevent a 50% account drawdown. Yearly breakeven with the puts isn't that bad. But 3x is still too much for me.

FAGGOT noises

you r wrong
it is NIGGERS
and it is JEWS
and the markets
got a whiff
of UR MOMS MUFF
and crashed

how do you think nations become “producing” or “consuming” in the first place dumb kraut

excellent intro choice

Post credit scores!
Let's see what the Jews really think of you.

Silver market has been primed to go supernova for a while. They just keep doubling down on the shorts and draining inventory down to nothing, instead of letting the price rise to help producers close the deficits, and there's no CB hoards to swoop in to save them.

We boutta find out just how much re-hypothecation jewery was really going on the silver markets. Should be some fun times.

China?

they'll just do what they did to nickel anon nothing ever happens

had a really funny dream at least. some kind of reality show with a bunch of oddballs and losers, and me of course. kind of like fishtank i imagine although i've never watched that and don't endorse that kind of exploitative media. really angry and upset, gonna press 170 tonight, see how it goes. should be able to handle it. only a couple more lift days until my mom leaves for europe. told her again today how much i didn't want her to go but she's determined. she hates museums, art, history, foreign languages, has no taste in architecture or music or really anything. she could have just as good a time or better going wine tasting and visiting a florist but she's convinced this will be fun. oh well. i'll be all alone during a market rout with nothing but my thoughts. something good could happen to me of course but i'm beginning to doubt that.
i've said before but i'll repeat, mercury retrograde ends tomorrow. most people with sense have soured on "liberation day," already and perhaps trump capitulates, perhaps a deal is made. someone needs to budge for this to end. i'm not even sure if the rothschilds are taking sides anymore, global markets are incinerating the same as usa. i hope that this is them prodding politicians to make a deal fast and not a childish tantrum but i truly do not know. i do know this is bad and getting worse, and i do know if it continues institutions will begin to fail and domino, jobs will be lost, and nearly everyone will lose. some fights you can't win. some battles need to be deferred, and this is likely one of them. your heart is in the right place donald but you can't slay this dragon yet. relent for the good of your people and stability of the world. you can't hoist this weight, start slow and work up. leave some problems for your successor to fix.

No idea what mine is. I don't have any debt.

do you really not get the point that you do not have any products that italians would want

mines 580 and its gonna get worse

They can keep the paper price at 35$ forever, but only at the cost of destroying its ability to control the real bar price. They can call it a physical premium or a temporary surcharge or w/e they want, but miners and phys will print.

down a lot here as well. unbelievable...

relent for the good of your people and stability of the world

screw that, break the world. It's gay and jewish. Tariff everything and their dogs.

and this is why silver and gold will be heemed.

"liberation day,"

6000 EOW

ya bro i'm sure just like nickel did

791

I can't figure out how to break 800.

everything will be okay, SPY has a gap to fill around 5500 so surely we will go back up

called it

there's no benefit to a good credit score, you could have debtmaxxed six figures and seven years would have passed already

China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Japan have engaged their circuit breakers

oh

Lower interest rates on debt is the benefit and a higher credit limit.

Cancel an unused credit card.

Imagine me being angry about myself for missing the BABA pump. Silly me.

News?

god she is UGLY

When the world needed him most, he returned in New Testament fashion. How are you Mr Rockerfeller? I haven't been posting much in the past year or so, but I'm glad to see you haven't killed yourself yet. My liver is still going strong for now.

define unused. I don't carry any balances, but do usually put a charge on all of them every month.

Im gonna go get some ice cream with whipped cream

everythings mooning now.
not my problem.

actually speaking of news, it is kind of hilarious how the news was all oh no Musk for most of the admin so far, only to finally go OH SHIT TARIFFS like this wasn't something that was campaigned on.

Don't be so mean anon. It's the character that counts. Taylor told you to vote for kamala and you didn't listen. Look were it got you.

generational bottom is outside market hours

hey babe. i missed you a lot. not sure if you read my posts or not. i'm gonna be busy tomorrow too, trying to trade, might have to make some tough decisions about liquidating things. why short on leverage when i can just sell assets for cash and be safe? anyways i'm still hoping we can grow what we have, nurture the seed we've sprouted. i don't for one second think it's dead or hopeless. praying for you and hoping your troubles subside and you can see the good in me like i do in you. one day we'll embrace and live happier together i think.

Fucking piece of shit didn't wait for open to bottom

are we going to learn post hoc about a bunch of asians implementing balls to the wall leverage again getting btfo
like it wouldn't surprise me with the S&P dropping 15% in 3 business days if softbank just up and evaporated

I'm doing well, how are you? I'll literally be posting here until the day I die so no worries about me not being around. This is a exclusive general of high IQ anons. I can't stand to be around anyone else.

Farewell stock market... we had a good run...

Say you have 3 cards:

5k limit

sparingly, like once a month for gas rewards

10k limit

used like only at Amazon

15k limit

used the most with the best rewards

If you pay off each of these every month, then the credit bureaus say hey he has like 30k in credit he can use at any time. Risky! Cancel the 10k one. Oh he is less risky cause it is only 20k in a credit line.

high IQ anons

*NIGGERS AND JEWS

This was their solution they discussed to battle trump

I made the switch from liquor to light beer. Been watching a lot of baseball. Enjoying all the retards freaking out over a little volatility. Trading account is still sexy despite my leveraged holdings. Life is good, Mr Rockerfeller. Cheers to my friends at the real /smg/.

I'm in the low 800 after being above 850. I took out a card to intro apr balance transfer to. Just going to balance transfer again and hold it for 21 months on the new card.

Hard stuck 780-799. I don't spend anywhere close to enough to be able to bump those numbers.

they closed my workplace tomorrow...
It's been a real one.

Imagine causing a Coronastyle crash deliberately

Unironically, the US has to be isolated. If they knew a meteor would crash on north america they'd probably nuke the whole world in advance

but then I can rewards max. should I stop getting CLI? I'm at 163K across 5 cards. I rather have rewards than good goy points.

Terrible advice. Credit scores don't look at max limit. Cancelling one will reduce your length of credit history and increase your utilization.

Just buy the dip, Anon. Think of how much money you'll make when it goes back up!

mining job states there will be lay offs next month

holy shit

I hope the USA has its 1987 tier circuit breaker, that would be REALLY funny hahahahahaa

Rocker's video is so censored I can't even see the comments you guys leave

Goytube at it again

Your lack of understand of credit disturbs me. Here is mine after cancelling an unused card.

and it's slurped

Wait a fuckin minute, last year the asian markets had fucking circuit breakers in a single trading day....yet nobody cared and hand waved it.

Why the fuck is it THIS time is any different and now retards are screaming global financial crisis???

Japan's circuit breakers engaged
ANIME IS IN DANGER

it looks like shit.

Black Monday is now trending on ALL social media.....bobo bros, are we gonna make it?

This is bad time but I finally realized why msg was demonized. It made food taste too good without needing tons of artificial ingredients. So it was demonized so people would eat more seed oil and sugared up food. They might take your stock gains, protect your msg

strong bottom signal

It's been trending since friday

ASIA CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS WIDEN MOST SINCE MARCH 2020

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Total return swaps and synthetic green bonds completely illiquid here on the exotic derivatives floor in Tokyo

Here are all the markets that hit circuit breakers today so far:

China
Taiwan
Japan
Russell Futures
Australia
Singapore

$VIX is up 14.62%.

I lost the money I made on Vix Shorts on friday today on open, kek

I hope everyone is recording. We probably won't see a trading event like this again in the future.

Softbank is going to absolutely nuke the tech sector when they go under. It will be as if millions of tech trannies suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced.

Find a single source that backs up your confirmation bias. That 20 points could have been your utilization or other factors.

Are there Anon Babble archives available somewhere?

company i work for is owned by them :^ )

hmm will open be too late to buy SOXS? I think it should be fine, things will probably keep getting worse throughout the day

WeWork?

it sucks but it's the only one i know of random.anonbabble.com/

QRD on Softbank?

Yeah I went back to Anon Babble, this place was getting too gay
Also my investing account is down 37% YTD and my net worth down 11%, so I'm not rich anymore.

So what's the best way to make money off a vix spike

You wouldn't have had that problem if you stayed here. You would have been warned.

I told you, it's no gain if you never sell

No I still would have missed it

Kek

SOXL will never see 50 ever again

It will after it reverse splits

Amazon gonna need to sell Twitch after Black Monday 2.0 hahahahahaha

I voted for this btw

The media is so fucking lame. You can tell just how badly they've been slobbering to spin something like this into The Worst Thing Ever. And of course when it unravels and ends up being Nothingburger #9000 they'll act like they never said anything.

forgive their ignorance. they are just seething and jealous bc deep down they know Trump is right and the grift is ending
I fully support Trump and hope his success will lead Canada to instituting tariffs of its own to rebuild manufacturing

They have hundreds of billions of dollars invested in the most absolute dogshit tech companies you can imagine. The shittier and more meme-worthy the company, the more Softbank wants to invest in it. Half of the tech bubble is just a proxy for Softbank investing in shitcos with extreme leverage.

this is true and they also replaced all my management with indians so i dont care

The twitchautist does not know about Softbank

Here watch this part.

youtu.be/c9Xm1bT50DQ?feature=shared&t=2802

I will laugh so, so hard when the tariff plan works. It's just like people not realizing how good the first Trump administration's tax plan was.

Same.

what we buying boys

Absolutely anything but TQQQ is probably a decent bet

they're forecasting over $600 billion in tax revenue to flood into the US treasury from these tariffs
free money

Personally I think we've achieved bottom ... I would have loved equities to drop another 10% but the rich old farts will never allow them to become affordable at P/E less than 10

long VIX ETNs/options before the spike. or Short VXX the top of the spike.

gonna go to the gym now. would rather be ignoring all of this, the market, politics, my mom's looming absence. it's amazing how much your worries about the rest of the world fade away when you're holding close someone who cares for you. that's what i want. in the meantime i guess markets are my fixation, and it bothers me a lot when they are cratering like this. feel like i picked the wrong time to pick up a trading hobby but it is what it is. trial by fire i guess. things are going pretty good with it, made over $400 this year, on pace to make more than last year if i keep at it. was a little bit too reckless on friday but came away with a small profit, will try to keep my wits about me tomorrow as well. gonna try not to take any gambles, just take rides, follow the prevailing wind and don't be too greedy. there's hundreds of trading days each year and i'm not trying to get rich in one day, but to be consistent and grow my skills. still ~10 hours for a deal to be announced or to back off from cliff's edge. every day is different from the last, and attitudes can reverse in the blink of an eye. nothing physical has changed about the world, just thoughts and words, we can literally decide we want to be happy and harmonious again and it will be so. hoping those choices are made.

So Boeing can waste it on 3 F47 prototypes?

TDS is a helluva drug
but seriously, some people have small amygdalas; they cant help their behavior

no so you can finally start balancing your budget and paying those insane interest payments
without the tariff revenue the USA was going to default on its debt by October at the latest

For the first time in 4 years, crude oil prices have dropped to under $60

Ruh roh raggy

I can feel it in my balls; something huge is happening soon.

They're saying it's going into treasuries specifically? Interdasting

I think you're right

SOMEBODY is in the red, hahahaha

market bottoms on Sunday so the goyim cant buy in

I paid 125€ interest for shorting VIX

And lost the positions (which I opened with money I made shorting VIX)

On open today made 150€ shorting VIX today

That money is now almost all gone again with that interest payment

kek, and these fuckers displayed to me that I'd receive interest. I'm gonna report it and tell them to fuck themselves, 2-3 years and they still have not fixed their shitty ex-ante cost system.

Actually might consider reporting this to BaFin (fin authorities).

Even when I make a new request just now it tells me shorting VIX would give me 1,42€ interest overnight for 25 contracts. And I'd bet this won't be the case later this day.
I think I had 250

But can they fool the long end bond market into financing them?

Do the bond bulls figure out what comes next and boycott? Or can they still only think of 1st order effects?

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
NO REFUNDS

can they fool the long end bond market into financing them?

of course. yields are already plunging which means huge money is pouring into the bonds market
bond bulls know this is what Trump wants and they don't care, the uncertainty is too much

hung peng

Yeah, not when this is fuckin scamming to this extent. You can't be one of the largest fuckin goomba-cfd-options provider (IG) and then have such a horribly bad overnight-cost system. CMC is way better on that. Pepperstone too, it changes maybe each day, but it will show you in the evening the cost for that night and not just wrong info.

Is this all just because Trump got burned on TMF last year and is exacting revenge?

maybe you should have become a cfd broker instead

anyway, most cfd brokers are notorious for fleecing your positions through overnight fees.

Should I?

sort of.
it means one can fit a person in it.

Who's rugging?

yeah it's humorous and completely harmless
if she gets mad u can just say u thought she was inviting you to go ice picking or whatever

ick

I've noticed that the thot bubble has started to burst along with stocks. I've suddenly started getting likes on Hinge after getting nothing for several years. I'm going to scoop up an 18 year old 150 IQ redhead with huge tits at the bottom bros. WAGMI.

go fo it. she looks strong. it means chad children

I see young women working as mail carriers.

no rugging
Anon Babble volume is proof we're near the bottom

selling covered puts

During covid there were 12 active /smg/s in the catalog at the same time. The real rugging hasn't even begun.

bottom

*local top of the bottom

crack spread is looking good.
too bad i can't get any
looks primed for volatility

Looks like we hit the magic -20%.

SOMEBODY STOP THIS VILLAIN!

Based

Hey faggots
If you have paid attention trump asmin has basically been saying what he was gonna do.
So whats gonna happen next, we just keep buying vix?

tariffs caused the great depression

do these faggots ever get tired of the perpetual lies that can be easily disproven with 2 minutes of research

No, it's part of their religion actually.

mag 7 has lost SIX TRILLION DOLLARS in market cap

Vertical blowoff top for a while, followed by a bull trap caused by trade renegotiations that lasts for a few months, followed by another grind downward lasting over a year.

I would prefer not to do 2022-2023 again.

Why do I know you are right

market rugged to 4.8k in 2 months

That would have been my target in a few months, quite possibly THE bottom, if there was no recession. Well, now..

Futures

mag 7 has lost SIX TRILLION DOLLARS in market cap

this is fine

Because I got dubs. The bottom is SPY 185. Always has been. Remember to screencap these posts for your hedge fund's slack channel. Kikes BTFO.

denial
anger
bargaining
depression
acceptance

kek that pic except no one will admit they don't know anything about tariffs. Everyone's a fucking eeconomic expert all of a sudden

Insiders on darknet claiming Nasdaq will crash down -15% before circuit breaker halts trading the entire day. Sounds legit or nah?

youtube.com/watch?v=GUPRVkhBtVA

Impossible, trading resumes after a pause

confirmed

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

isn't the limit 20% before they shut it down?

new chud meme nice

if insiders are saying it you know it's legit
sources familiar with the matter have never been wrong

just woke up to wageslave at carrefour

check futures

Will i remain a wagie all my life?

it depends.

Yep that's both /smg/s since April 2.

market rugged to 4.8k in 2 months

2 months

More like 3 days

looks like BRICS is dying a graceless death. oh well. maybe next life.

DELET THIS

It's already determined. I won't reveal your fate though.

i did it guys. 170x5. first time i've ever lifted more than i weigh. it went really well too. i did 3 more sets at 165 though, didn't want to go too hard, have some soreness in my back, not muscle or joint related though, inflammation of some kind, very mysterious but i've experienced it before, it will pass soon, but i didn't want to aggravate it. happens to me when i transition from weakness to strength, think it's lymphatic system.
anyways i also curled 100 lb barbell x5, added weight to my deadlift, very very productive night at the gym and i'm happy with myself. futures and pre-pre-premarket prices are deteriorating though, and seems no news of compromise. time is getting short for that. all we can do is pray for wise leadership and harmony, and i suggest everyone do so, it's not greedy or covetous to want for that, it's merely coincidental that it would greenify the markets.

Those are some good numbers. I didn't lift as much as I should have the past couple weeks. I typically bench and squat 5 sets 10 reps of 135, and curl around 60 but I don't push myself the way I should

Be chud billionaire

buy up 2% annual silver supply

nothing personal, jews

captcha: gas2k

thank you. i hope one day to literally sweep my crush off her feet, hold her up and give her a big smooch. i'm gonna have to scale back myself though, my mom is my spotter and she's gonna be spending a very long time in europe, using these last days to really go after my bench press. and i don't even squat that much! embarassing for me to admit but that's how it is, i'm a major lanklet. you should be proud. get yourself a spotter or a gym with a cage and start pushing yourself, you sound ready.

market bottoms on Sunday so the goyim cant buy in

I can buy right now on webull.

I'm tempted to call out of work. No way I'm going to be able focus.

Just numbers on a screen, bobo, just numbers on a screen.

Don't forget to say "thank you"

UPDATE
bottom is now
3900 in august
and christmas 2025
ends at 4300
christmas 2026
climbs back to 5700

uv bn
INFORMED
and
WARNED

It's going to bounce, will be boring

youtube.com/watch?v=EH9meoWmAOM

babe, i know you're stuck on that toxic community. i don't like seeing you there. i don't like watching it at all in fact. it hurts me the way you talk and act there. it makes me really uncomfortable how you seem to have different personalities for different venues. i guess we all do, i'm really shy in person. but i want you to know that i wanna be there for you, i'll hear your frustrations. i'm not gonna put up with some of the stuff you say, you'll have to reform a bit, i know you want to deep down. i know that you're a better person than that and inside you're compassionate and kind. wishing for some attention from you tonight, and i'll give you a (you) when i see you tomorrow morning too. keep working with me, you're so caught up in money and politics but i'm going to be honest with you here, you don't have much of the first and you have very little influence in the second. focus on your personal life. you have a real opportunity here. think about your priorities and what happiness is and it's true sources. have a good night. i hope you see this, and if not i hope you're in bed, you need rest.

also
september 2026
will hit 6100
before DROOPING
back down
to that 5700

JUST
SO
U
KNO
NIGGERS AND JEWS
O

You'll pull through.

UNLESS

UNLESS

UNLESS
N
L
E
SOMETHING ELSE HAPPOONS
S

pussy hair

Y U M M Y

Thanks for the update vidya rocker. You are a calming wind in this shit storm. Unfortunately poem anon went back to Anon Babble when the turkroaches and scoopsies spammed an entire catalog of threads.

about to have two black mondays in a row

0 (zero) banking jews jumping from windows

it doesn't matter.

THIS
H
IS RITE
S

all that matters
is
NATGAS AND OIL

The dark side of Work from home policies. Their bodies will be found hanging in their sex dungeons weeks from now. Now lagging indicators

$YINN is $26 and crashing still. will china survive to next decade? seems more and more unlikely.