The lefties will say gorilla will win. Rightoids will say the humans. Let see what pol thinks
The lefties will say gorilla will win. Rightoids will say the humans. Let see what pol thinks
The bear in a blue dress
Are the mma fighters bloodlusted?
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The knuckle dragging grey dude would easily disassemble the whole entire squad.
Even the most retarded parkinsons afflicted boxers will figure out how to cooperate to take down a chimp. They arent going to form a line and punch the gorilla one at a time.
Gorilla are peaceful creatures. Use a chimpanzee instead.
I accidentally killed a baby gorilla with a truck a decade back.
I still remember every detail of his little gorilla face and his giant fucking eyes.
Without weapons the Gorilla clears.
Gorillas have massive skulls that evolved explicitly for blunt combat with each other. Humans physically can't generate the force necessary to concuss a gorilla or overpower the muscle strength in their limbs to break bones.
Only options human have is traditional hunting strategies, like chasing the gorilla for miles and harassing it until its exhausted. But the hypothetical is combat.
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They are trained in bjj, they will literally lay on their backs and spread their legs, the gorilla will then proceed to rape them.
Depends on how you define winning, the mmafags will likely have some deaths and the gorilla will probably be dead at the end of it. But is that really a win for either side?
how many eggs have they eaten in the last 72 hours?
are they oiled?
mma niggers are literally all manlets, with like 4 exceptions. coordination wont do shit when the goriller can just rip faces off one by one
gorilla are peaceful creatures--ACK!!
against lamb of God?
Yeah or you know, sharp sticks, throwing objects, making rudimentary bows, setting traps. How does anyone think a Gorilla can outsmart even half a dozen humans. Or even one 120 IQ guy with some advance warning.
Black men are invincible.
Let them show how Dik Big they be.
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Still doesn't bring back dead wife.
The rational white man will say the gorilla will win
The also aren't allowed to use weapons. The gorilla won't feel a single punch.
Of course, but the hypothetical is basically hand to hand combat between humans and a gorilla. Humans do not have the physical means to win that is my point.
This is easy. My selection of 100 will defeat the primate every time. 99 twerking Shaniquas to sexual distract the gorilla and exhaust it, then I will go in and gouge its eyes while it sleeps, then it is a matter of time before it dies of AIDS while impotently trying to find me without vision.
There's 4 gorillas in the stack of MMA fighters. How's this a fair contest?
There is literally nothing an unarmed human can do to harm a silver back gorilla. Every time one of the humans get close to it, the ape will rip off a limb or bite a hole in the human.
That's it.
they'd die far, far faster that way. only hope of winning is outsmarting monke using environment or makeshift weapons or something.
small groups of humans took down bigger and stronger animals 10-15 thousand years ago.
Then use traps. Dig holes, set spike traps etc. Hell, a moderately intelligent guy could infect one of the other MMA guys with Ebola, feed him to the Gorilla and let the gorilla die from biological warfare.
you go in hell anon
with weapons.
This is unarmed, and I am assuming in a closed arena.
Gorillas tend to go for dick grab->twist->rip which is part of why they've developed as a species to have smaller less grab-twist-rip-able genitalia. So the mmafags may have some die from dick loss induced blood loss and shock and some going home as eunuchs. The gorilla will probably get worn out and choked/head bashed enough to die by the guys who don't get dedicked though.
Its such a stupid question, it depends heavily on how long the humans have to prepare and make up some type of tactics, if there is no time at all its going to be the gorilla, its going to bite one dudes face off, the rest are going to be confused/panicking and if there is like a day or two to make up a strategy the humans will win. Multiple guys take the gorilla by the arms and legs, then the one guy with the most squeeze will use his legs to choke the gorilla to death, there already exists known cases of humans killing animals as large as jaguars with their bare hands alone
With weapons. Try pu ching a mammoth to death, retard. You can't.
Why can’t they all get along?
Khabib literally wrestled a bear as a kid.
Depends on the arena, but a group of humans can just taunt the gorilla until it exhausts itself and possibly has a heart attack.
Also working at a team, some can taunt the gorilla while others run up behind and kick its nuts repeatedly.
found the retard. all they need to focus on is gauge the eyes then it's over for the gorilla. 22 mma fighters can easily blind it.
We are talking about a scenario where they can only use their hands, fucktard. How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today?
you go in hell anon
I deserve it man. His parents had been killed by niggers and he'd been hanging for weeks being a cheeky cunt. I should have checked under the truck man. Why the fuck didn't I check under the truck.
Gorillas have massive skulls that evolved explicitly for blunt combat with each other. Humans physically can't generate the force necessary to concuss a gorilla or overpower the muscle strength in their limbs to break bones.
How would a gorilla deal with being choked out by one or two guys while the rest distracted it?
urge to hang around dangerous niggers
Classic white woman
a brown bear defeat them all combined
That was not specified anywhere, memeflag. And thats a dumb no win scenario with no room for creativity.
would 100 chichuahuas be able to kill a t rex
No, obviously not. What a dumb question.
no. while it's mauling one or 2 of them, the others gauge its eyes. game over for the bear
Might be able to use the first guy's intestines as a rope for garroting it though, but that's not quite what the dutchman was arguing I suppose.
I want to accidentally rape your butthole while wearing a gorilla mask
With weapons.
why would you fight any animal any other way? people figured this pretty early on, and leopards (mountain lions) were a bigger threat to early humans than anything else.
with spears n shit faggot. we are talking about a fair fight, also today humans cant be compared with past chads
Didn't groups of 5-10 guys with pointy sticks take out huge mammoths?
Of course a group of 22 highly trained fighters can take out a dumb monkey. Maybe the monkey kills a couple of the fighters, but if they are well coordinated the monkey is fucked in 5 minutes as soon as it tires out.
Found the faggot who has never been in a fight before.
22 mma fighters can easily blind it.
My understanding of this GAAAAAAAAAAAAY hypothetical is that it is 100 average humans. Doesn't matter really, but even 100 MMA fighters have no hope. They won't be able to grapple this fucking animal effectively enough to harm it.
God you zoomers are such retarded faggots from all those gay video games lmao
Most of them are manlets. At least take heavyweight boxers, sumos or judokas.
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Todd will then just give explosive bananas to the gorillas causing them all to die
a gorilla's neck muscles are so strong I doubt any one of them could choke it out.
It was obviously implied because they are MMA fighters and the don't use weapons. Why are you so dense, does everyone have to spell everything out for you?
The fighters would get scared, most likely, so they would lose by default. If not, humans would win easily. Gorillas are much stronger than humans, but people underestimate how strong a healthy young man can be
Oh sure! The question never says they can’t use guns! Or a nuke! Fucking retard
Animals are skittish as shit you moron, a gorilla would never charge into a packed together crowd of 100 grown men shouting and waving their arms.
If the Chihuahuas were 2/3rds the size of the T rex it would be dead in twenty seconds you moron. Shit, 90% of gorillas are 200 pounds, only the biggest fattest ones in captivity reach above 350.
absolute moron. if they stick together like one giant wall the gorilla will be too afraid to attack so it will just stay in a corner minding its own business. groups of people can taunt it and prevent it to sleep, or when it finally falls asleep, fuck its eyes.
imagine thinking 100 men cant go for the eyes of this creature, they're not that big:
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What if they are trapped on a football field floating thru space, are well fed and rested and the only way they can return to earth is to kill the gorilla. No running away. Oh and they are all married with kids and have something to fight for.
Can they win?
A gorilla isn't going to be able to expand it's chest with several men lying on top of it, nor will it's throat be able to stay open with a man standing or stomping on it.
A gorilla is not going to be able to stand up out from under a pile of men, it's not going to be able to move it's arms if there are two or three men's bodyweight pinning each of them, and it's not going to be able to avoid getting dogpiled because it has neither the mass to avoid getting pulled off its feet nor any kind of magical superman speed.
It's going to get grabbed, hoisted, brought to the ground, and covered with too much weight to move.
Gorillas also have nowhere near the endurance of human athletes. Humans are nature's marathon runners.
Ten men would favor the men. Twenty men is fucking overkill.
The gorilla would be too freaked out by the crowd to do much, he'd eventually fall asleep, and then twenty guys would pin him and suffocate him.
If the gorilla is "bloodlusted" what a gay vs battle redditor term, he's going to get two or three kills before enough hands are on him that all that matters is his weight vs their weight.
they can even trick it by being overly friendly and calm and once it feels secure, attack when it sleeps. a blind gorilla can't do anything, they just need to prevent it to sleep until complete exhaustion.
22 dudes could take down a gorilla. They just have to all go at it together. few guys on each limb, a few on the body and the remainder on its head and neck. Gorrilas aren't THAT big. A large silverback weighs about 220kg. 22 MMA fighers is almost 2 tonnes collectively (1980kg @ 90kg each). It's no contest.
A man and a grizzly bear were once found in a death embrace, the man had gotten his whole arm stuck up to the shoulder in the bear's mouth, and ripped into the bear's neck and face with his teeth while it choked on his arm, even as it chewed and clawed the shit out of him.
There are very few terrestrial animals the human jaw cannot penetrate the skin of. Things like elephants and hippos, not apes.
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