Where is the sadmaxxing drunken romantic anon? I want to talk with that one.
Where is the sadmaxxing drunken romantic anon? I want to talk with that one
kuina
died of sad
watashi?
there was never an anon like that
was
the rumors are true
Yeah but where's the one that yaps all the time? Hes my favorite.
i don't remember anyone like that and I've been here for ages
must've died of cirrhosis, i think
Then you haven't been paying attention.
I'll morn his loss the only way I know how. Another strawberry margarita.
stop drinkinggg
or you'll meet the same fate
I've only drank like twice this year. I'm allowed to get drunk to morn the loss of my friend.
sorry, my condolences...
No need for that
Something tells me they're still alive
I can feel it
must be your imagination
Hai? Sore wa watashi desu! Watashiwa sokuru deska? w
I suppose its possible that my mind could be playing tricks on me
You tell me
you are drunk, after all
I'm only slightly drunk. It could be worse. Are you sure you haven't seen them? Maybe I'll go get some more.
i can't see anything but a sea of Anonymous posters...
can i have some
Very disheartening news
Okay but I'm not watching that movie
):<
:3c
i will watch the princess bride alone while crying i hope you're happy
Why would that make me happy? Sounds like a normal day.
which one????
Getting specific is way 2 embarrassing
understandable
oh so it is avogadoposter
Bullshit there is no anon drunk sadposting on bant, unless it’s me
it is what it is
they would know anyways
what makes you say that?
proof?
Do NOT suicide yourself
i do what i want
you shouldn't be allowed to do whatever you want
stop suiciding
make taiyaki and drink martinis with me instead
stop violating my bodily autonomy
i will drink non alcoholic martinis instead sorry
i still haven't bought a taiyaki or takoyaki pan sorry
Stop saying dumb things and you'll your autonomy back
i'm allowed to be dumb and say dumb things sometimes
i do not think non alcoholic vermouth is a thing
you can have my olives instead
the internet says they exist but i've never tried one
anyways there's barely any vermouth in a martini and it's not that strong
i've made martinis with non alcoholic gin before but it wasn't that good
that was just a slightly mean comment against avogadoposter, but i knew you dont want to talk to him
Speaking of dumb
I'll start drinking water now
I don't have a reason to dislike him
please remember to stay hydrated
would you bite off his melon sprouts