Suicide encouragement

Please help me hang myself, it's a big jump to take alone.

I've considered suicide. I've even gone so far as to shout "I wanna die" through posts on here. But suicide is not what this dying board needs. Just don't go.

My 2 cents

Nah I'm finished. Every witch in Canada is watching me, I can't work and no one will rent to me. It's time to die i lost everything and it's my final fuck you

Maybe retaliation is a bigger fuck you
Or doing something fun and boring to watch

Oh so you didn't kill yourself back then? That's cool.
In your situation why don't you resort to some desperate act, like cooking meth like Walter white, or idk something...

Nah id pay 12x the value for a powerful shotgun. I'm not broke at all, gave lots of money.
Need to hang and it's difficult to kick the bucket

At least write a will first, you can't carry riches through.

Just a fair warning, people might miss you.

Nah I've never lost to kill to kms, it's just hard in Canada.
I have lots of money.
BTW, Suisse, you live in the heart of darkness im sure you're aware

Maybe 1, and it's a big maybe. I haven't had a friend in 10+ years. This doesn't bother me at all.

Not worth it, I had a major suicide attempt 10+ years ago that had me pretty fucked up, it’s a honest miracle that I’m alive. I can’t talk about it with anyone, I ostracized myself from the people in my life from that period because it’s the Elephant in the room, but despite all that my life is pretty good now and I have a decent job and a lot of people rely on me.
Just don’t be a fag, if you really feel like you’re at rock bottom you might as well just do something extreme like skip town and go on the adventure of a lifetime. Sheesh, Get into a fist fight and see how much you wanna live after that.
There’s only one life, live it. Find Jesus, I love you, you dumb fag, don’t kill yourself, that’s for pussies.

*will

It bothers me, as a fellow Canadian, that you would be here talking to me. I remember a younger Dr.Kevorkian aiding people in their deaths, and I think of him fondly now. He ended up living nearby.

Last thought, will you feel peace in death? Please don't die for spite. My last life, I died of suicide. I didn't come back for 27,000 years. Take of that what you will.

Traveled the entire country in a brand new car.
Made a really good attempt on my life and a literal miracle saved my life (gotta be witchcraft.)
Of course my corporeal essence would fight for life, it always does.

f you really feel like you’re at rock bottom you might as well just do something extreme like skip town and go on the adventure of a lifetime.

This is what I wanted to say.

Stay traveling. Be like the Littlest Hobo.
You gotta get that reference.

dont do it shit always gets better. even something as small as your mood will get better. change your outlook and keep trying to find a place. if you are still struggling maybe you can get resources at a homeless shelter or psychward.

Ok, you’re right. Do whatever. Send me all this fake Canadian money you allegedly have and off yourself by catching AIDS from some Toronto skag

I wanna say, for the last 9 years I've been living a trek of recovering memories after a suicide attempt in 2005 left me with severe memory loss. I lied to a psychiatrist to get the strongest meds and OD'd without telling anyone. I was 16.

Life would be really cool for me if I just talked with people I liked about my problems and kissed a girl I knew.

Those places are where they reduce your life to nothing. Recycling depots for people and havens for psychopaths

Trade you for a shotty

What if you bought an RV?

Oops. You're not OP.
I'm tired.

it wouldn't be Anon Babble without the demoralizing people on here lol. i hope op reconsiders though.

do something extraordinary. get a pilot's license, buy a boat and sail around for a year or so. start competing in bike races or marathons. push the boundaries of what you thought your body is capable of. you can only truly value life if you are able to face the struggle head-on. most people do everything they can to avoid the struggle, they just want to be comfortable 24/7 and that's why they're unhappy.

Lots of good advice here. Anheroing is so final, you don't know what amazing things you are capable of, then come back to bant and let us know what you have achieved. Write a book. Run a marathon with no training. Anything is better than killing yourself.

I hope to read your posts in the future!

Suicide is gay and you go to hell

You are in hell You just can't see it

Don't think you have a good group on reality, most don't.
Sure your eyes see, but you don't.

You just don't get it because you don't want to kill yourself

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What

I'm calling what you had to say ridiculous

Always does until you know

I make ambiguous and dreamy statements to try to sound intellectual and then hide behind the ambiguity of those statements when someone calls me out for the pseud I am

Seen it a million times bud

Ambiguous and dreamy? Reaching a bit far there, poncho. The fool who can't see is cliche, and your confident rebuke, well, if you can't see...

Bootlicking pussies

Anon dont do it, buy a cat
every time i feel sad i pet either my cat or my dog
but cats are lower maintenance, also, killing yourself with a cat requires you to lock the door and think more
also if you fail people will try to confort you, but most of it wont be genuine, and some people will think of you as unstable and crazy
whoever hurt you, prove them wrong, give them the biggest fuck you possible and live life to your fullest

Killing yourself is tranny behavior.

Roman's fell on their swords.

biggest fuck you possible and live life to your fullest

Absolutely not, they want their chattel alive