these forest niggers are everywhere now in Ontario. I always erld fine walking in the woods with black bears and wolves but these things scare the shit out of me. how are we supposed to even go camping with out a gun when these faggots are stalking and prowling around?
Mountian Lions
they even come up to peoples doors
cute big cats ever
I love mountain lions
They are just cats. A bit "ps ps ps" and petting, and they will start to purrr.
take a gun, dummy
have you tried fucking them?
I mean you’ve already tried fucking everything else
was the n-word really necessary?
Get a dogo Argentino... they’re puma hunting dogs
take him to the vet
they are not cute kitties like lynx the older ones are huge and could jump down from a tree and fuck you up
Tfw I'll never have a big cat, not even a floppa... feels so fuckin' bad, bros...
ducks are safe op
True. Lynx are just adorable.
Probably with mountain-kitties need more patience.
gib wed
the mountain lion is ur friend now
it's that easy i dont see whats the big deal
He's just a big stoned, horny kitty with the munchies...
Just make an improvised spear, aka knife on a stick. Pussy cat comes close; stab with spear. Even cavemen had this figured out ages ago stupid leaf
As long as you do not piss lion off, and do not put your finger in his mouth, should be golden.
what kind of retard goes without a gun?
you people really have had your balls removed.
Steve French!
If you couldn't kick a mountain lions ass I don't even know why you're on this board. I've been wrestling wrestling pumas since I was like 5. Mountain lions see me strolling down the trail and the run bro, they gtfo of there. You can literally bare handed chokeslam these mf, pick it up by the back legs and give it a tombstone piledriver like the undertaker, it fucks them up
They are literally just bitchy big cats, like a lion but less dangerous due to being solitary.
The one i met did not like rocks to the face so that works on at least some of them.
kek cats win again. Fuck niggers.
Felines have far denser cannabinoid receptors then humans, making weed substantially more toxic to cats then humans at equal concentrations. Compound this with the fact that 11-hydroxy-THC, what the body metabolites thc into when eaten, has a greater effect on the brain then smoked thc due to more easily crossing the blood brain barrier.
Taken together don't give the mountain lion weed, instead hotbox it.
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yeah lynx are cute and they are not big enough to rip you apart
Mauls your good boy for dinner
meow.
They can and will munch on your fingers if you let them though.
In this particular case, cannot understand what he was trying to achieve.
just get one of your own and you can pokemon battle them
Cheetahs don't hunt or go after humans (too small they're designed for speed not strength) and they actually make great house pets
its a fucking cat. pet it, pro-tip the love tickles under the chin
We know what cheetahs are good for
send the politicians out there for a bit using current carry laws, or just wear a hat with eyes on the back and claim you always leave your sidearm at home
Look up
That's where they hang out
In the trees
People don't realize this and walk right by them all the time
Here ours are way more elusive. Sometimes you can see them, but usually it is just their pawprints.
It's just a cat bro go pet it
how did this Russian guy even get a mountain lion in the first place. my German shep will bark down wolves but I do not want her getting in a fight with a fucking lion
Damn so it's true eh?
I'm in BC up in the shu and there was a grizzly that snatched up our neighbors kid and we all ran out to get our rifles during a birthday party to try and and kill it.
Pretty soon Carney's going to even take that away, I suggest you get a PAL or RPAL right now along with a hunting license if you havn't by the way.
Anyways the kid was mauled and it's a pretty sad story and all of us almost got charged for taking this upon ourselves.
I voooooted for this.
Not sure that they would be as good house pets. May be. But from other hand, some considers a bear as good companion.
I did this once as a kid. Lion almost got me, but I was not stupid to go in again when he is alert. Dumb nigger.
I'd be tempted to let him in.
was the n-word really necessary?
That's a male Cheetah. Female Cheetah are mean and do not make good pets.
thats good you guys still have them man most places like the UK and France I know killed all predators. I am not a pussy when it comes to most animals. I have had grey wolves come up to me 6 feet away but never felt threatened or scared of them. bears are also not stupid for the most part and know to avoid humans.
what else you guys run into?
That specimen looks like full grown male. Well, both specimens. Lion and negro.
I could understand that 2 year old want to poke things to see their texture and "softness". But adult male? In open and growling mouth. To test how soft lion gums are? Why?
Nigger the N-word is always necessary until the day they stop whining about it as if it's worse than any other word.
What's the point of language if we can't use words?
When is the nigger word not necessary?
apparently mountain lions are vey dangerous and regularly attack people or so Ive heard
don't give the mountain lion weed, instead hotbox it
good to know. noted
Animals here are kinda thriving, as half of teritory covered in forests. Having around 1500 wolves, but those got relatively rarely seen as they have enough hunting areas away from human eyes. Around 50 bears. Fuckton of beavers. They even spread to canals in capital city. One of those fuckers climbed out from canal, walked a block. Gnawed down linden tree which was at one side of a park. Tree remained hanging in lantern electric wires. And then that fucker just walked away. So annoying.
Just make an improvised spear,
I go into the woods with a razor sharp 8 inch camping knife and a 7 foot ceder spear I harden in the fire. I must of made 100 spears at this point all the same way.
I must of made 100 spears at this point
Heh
I was 18 when I did it and it was also adult male lion. Difference is I got mine from behind, and pinched his hair under ear, he was on me in a half second I barely got my finger put. To go in again with finger when he is aiming for me would be suicidal. But I understand the urge to poke the big fucker.
It's extremely rare. For example in Banff national park, there is a single recorded instance of a cougar actually killing someone. The last time a cougar "attacked" someone there it turned out to be a hoax.
When it comes to pets though, it's hard to tell if you have a Haitian problem or a cougar problem.
Snaggelpuss is a gentleman.
how do you attach the knife to the spearshaft?
beavers
kek around where im at theyll generally turn a blind eye to you removing beavers outside of the legal methods as theyre such a nuisance
And then that fucker just walked away. So annoying
based
yeah one thing about wolves is they are insanely smart and know to avoid humans. one time I was checking out my weed plants and heard a stick break 15 feet behind me and 2 wolves knowing they were caught just trotted out of their hiding place. they went right by me pretending I was not even there 6 feet distance. the issue is I have seen bears and wolves but never a lion they are even smarter then the wolves. I will see their prints but never see them that's the sketchy part about them. they can blend into the dry long grass and you would never even know they were there.
only to non-cat owners, ever cat owner knows it just needs
If you are cold, they are cold. Let them in!
That is a lot of risk taking for 18 year old. Good that you managed to survive this far.
From other hand, me myself have done dumb shit. But it was usually just some homemade explosives. And blowing those up for entertainment in a forest.
There was a mountain lion that used to prowl downtown Los Angeles for pets, people thought it was a joke, I did too until I saw it.
Culver City, Westfield Mall, finishing up some night IT work and heading into the parking lot outside at like 3am.
Look across the way and I see a fucking mountain lion cross an intersection and head into an apartment complex across from the mall most likely looking for pets for a snack.
There is an oil field nearby that it lived and they would track it.
Urban kitty.
Anon will never know the joy of spray painting the power car
I don't attach a knife I use the knife to make the ceder spear then I harden the whole thing in a fire to suck out the moisture. once you do this they are hard as a rock I would not trust a knife at the front of a spear. young ceder trees all grow straight and there must be billions of the things here in Ontario.
It was a spur of a moment thing, just wanted him to move his head so I can see him, came to zoo just for lion that time and then fatso lies with his back on the fence ignoring me, well, he moved and I did get a good look and almost pissed my pants when he roared staring at me 0.5m away. Primal nature is scary af. I once jumped into the wolf pen and jinggeled my key because the zoo workers did thwt when the food was coming, so entire pack came happy to get food. They were a bit confused, like dogs, shy, alpha came to sniff closer, saw it was a scam, left me alone and all others followed. Animals are actually nice people.
I like beavers. As long they are outside cities. Even in cities, tolerate them, as long they eat bushes, and does not damage trees.
In this particular case, it was extremely annoying because beaver killed a tree which has been growing for like 15 years. Was part of what made that area nice. That urban greenery.
But because their numbers grown so much. And adults kick out their kids, and they need to go to find their own "nesting areas", they have spread to urban environments which are barely fitting for them (not much what to eat).
a whole 6 (no, Chaim, not millions, calm down) people were killed in North America since 2000, one of them in Ontario
nigga you need to chill, dogs are much more dangerous, those cats are on pair with lynxes in people killing
KWAB
Caveman ass neanderthal MF. I know this guy who crossed paths with a cougar by his garbage bins. It jumps up on its bag legs exposing it's stomach so he kicked it's stomach then quickly turned around, grabbed it's head so it's on his shoulder and jumped down. This is called the stone cold stunner. Simple as
Some years ago, here was case when people noticed dog which has broken on ice which was on top on river, and could not get out. Called for local animal control. Rescued dog, delivered in veterinary clinic. Vet diagosticed that it was not a dog, thus will not be available for adoption later. Wolf spent few days in veterinary clinic, recovered. And later was released. Here they can be hunted, but there are need for license, and relatively small numbers are allowed to be killed.
Because of high numbers of deer and boars available, there was rarely conflict with humans. Now when african swine fewer had decimated boar population, numbers of conflicts with humans might increase.
Nigger.
In that aspect, in most cases have been more obedient. And never have wandered in animal pens in zoo.
Animals are actually nice people.
Yes. It is very special moment when some of them comes to sniff you. Like wild fox. Or deer.
so do you guys feel comfortable camping in the woods in your neck of the woods unarmed? I am always tripping out at night cause of the stuff I have run into in the woods at night.
man my issue is how I know they are in the woods but they are camouflaged by long grass. you could walk right by one and never know it was there. I have seen all kinds of animals in the woods but never a mountain lion but I always see their prints.
so do you guys feel comfortable camping in the woods in your neck of the woods unarmed?
Yep. Also gun rights are pretty strict here.
Bears usually go for beehives or apples (in autumn). They rarely care about humans. At least, for now. And wolves have plenty of other food, and try to avoid humans.
Real dangers are ticks, as a lot of those contains pathogens for lyme disease or tick born encephalitis.
Even our only venomous snake (viper) usually avoids people. If you did not mistake it with gras snake, and do not start to play with it, usually you are golden. Grass snake usually have those two orange/yellow "ears", but not always. And viper usually have that zig-zag painting on back, but not always. If you take black snake without those yellow ears by thinking that it is cute grass snake. It instead might be viper.
This, op is faggot.
Treat them like cats and you'll be fine
He might be from household, which never had cats. Did not had that long term exposure. And that affected his way of thinking.
Finally someone is addressing the MLQ
Dumb nigger, based lion.
tfw no big cat gf
Lion got a snack.
You can almost hear it purring.
it would be so easy to make a loop edit of that webm
someone who knows how to do that please do that lol
is there any weird stuff in your country like cryptids I mean like wendigo big foot and stuff like that do you think these things could exist in the woods?
If you manage to find original, there might be more footage available. Saved it from another thread, and as there are size limit, creator of it had to keep that video compact.
There are paranormal activities. But not bigfoot. It is more as spirits. And when you enter forest or swamp, you kinda know that you enter THEIR territory, and have to behave.
We had werewolves. But those were basically our medieval furies. Who were larping that they are entering "spirit world" and stealing back from witches what whitches has stolen from others. Occasionally werewolves got into fights with passerby (imagine someone larping as "supresayan power" and you will get an idea). There was even some cases of cannibalism, but in relatively low numbers.
What can happen, is that you can get lost in time, and arrive years or decades later. But have not heard of such case from last 20 years.
They are ambush predators, so get a realistic face mask that's attached with a string and wear it on the back of your head. I read they do this in places with tigers
Checkmate giant puss
If not mistaken, they did it Cambodia, to confuse tigers.
It even does not have to be realistic mask. Just human-like. As tigers are illiterate and cannot tell is person wearing cosmetic or not.
bro these things are legit I have heard so many and seen so many strange things in the woods I am convinced these stories are real. one time when I was camping by lake Simcoe my one buddy swore he saw big foot. we all heard it the night before and it was the loudest thing I had ever heard in the woods. he just said he thought it was a gorilla in the swamp.
It's their forest, gtfo invasor
well you still don't see all them 99% of the time they are around, that's irrational to be so scared just by cats, browns could be sneaky enough and much more dangerous
Kek
Bigfoot are Americas thing.
There was some humanoid in Siberia, which cames in mind.
Also, now when you are saying, reminds case few kilometers from here. About some tall-ish humanoid. But it was maneuvering in urban area, not in a forest. Around 2.5m in height. But likely it was some of ours, who adapted "slender man" myth for local purposes.
10/10 would pet and give tuna to
Suffer, jeet. I hope one claws your shitskin head off your shoulders.
KITTY
start looking up not down
they're in the trees
Pro tip-
Dont be a bitch. Carry a weapon.
But muh canada says no guns.
Not my problem. Arm yourself in the wilderness you fucking looser.