/smg/ - Stock Market General

Long weekend edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous:

DING DING DING! How'd it go today, this week?
-0.07% here. down about 1.5% this week.

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I'll let you niggers figure out this multi thread fiasco. Peace out girl scouts

Not posting in the tranny thread or the weirdo german thread. This is the official certified thread

official thread

-0.83%
Just finished paying off my mortgage today.
I bogled so the market can dump now.

oof day. but had a good day and good week trading, added equity. intel just above $20 :(. could be worse i suppose. i know good news is just around the corner here.

weekend smg is already off to a good start!

+5.23%, still down 3% monthly.

This is the year

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Bought some UUUU at open. Might be chasing hype but whenever this shit happens I always feel I missed the entrance point then it continues to moon. Where my Uranium bros at?

well, i overslept and quit early so i didn't get a full look at the market til now. looks like we opened just above 5750, bounced nicely off that. expensive hour of rest for me i guess. important that we did bounce here though, seems unlikely we go below 5750 next week unless there is some kind of news event. 5800 held at close as well, also positive. it was a testing week. and although the market kept "passing," they kept putting it through harsher trials. that's the way it goes. i even predicted it kinda, or at least warned of it profusely, still made all my money trading long, lost money trying to short. the down moves are unpredictable, and i think it's easier to avoid them then it is to capture them if that makes any sense. at least i feel that way.
captcha: 2w4th

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0% today

bump...

bunda

i am here to confess that i have made 2 solid months of retarted bear plays netting almost a 30k loss
i confess that i could have secured a 4k profit this morning if i set an alarm, but i am a lazy fuckwit and turned that into a $900 loss
i confess that i probably should not be doing this, but i have no intention of stopping
i confess that i have literally hundreds of SPY puts expiring between the end of this month an the end of this year
i confess that i am a dumb fucking bear and i deserve every cent of my losses for being a fucking dumb idiot

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nobody could have known Trump would cuck this hard.
Nobody could have expected the market to get THIS retarded.

I also had longs in early-mid april and late april, but I closed them too early at around 5.5k.

Anyways, put options in the current market are the worst

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I've got fucking pneumonia.

3 fucking days?

shit need to go get some beer wtf

This is still the official thread, Swiftie.

An opportunity

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kek

the cancer has been erased but only for so long

i bet tons of people got laid tonight

I should stop eating eggs. I've had heartburn at times due to them (mostly when freshly boiled), now I can't stop farting.(boiled but cooled). That's no good for me. Milk doesn't do the same.

Is there a special occasion?

if you'd asked me a few months ago, about where /smg/ would be, where i would be, i don't think i would have given you this for an answer. the thread is in shambles where i would've thought it would be thriving, and i am in the depths of depression and alone where i would've thought me and japananon would have at least had a few dates by now. very disheartening. obviously some people have gone to Anon Babble, there is always natural turnover due to people roping or graduating middle school, but this is pretty significant and severe. if you've suffered losses and are embarassed, it's ok. you don't have to tell us and even if you did i promise i would be nice. come back and talk about your investments, your gambles, your life with us. Anon Babble is made by us, by our own hands, for us to enjoy, but we need our friends to help with the task. don't give up.
as for my relationship problems.... you're doing it babe, you're hurting me. you're withholding the thing i want most which is to get closer to you. for many that would be too much, but i'm a bit more experienced than you are in relationships and i know that means we're moving forward. it means you're beginning to understand how much i care about you, that your underdeveloped empathy muscles are starting to get stronger. why you would want to hurt me though i don't understand. i guess it's because i ran my mouth about that girl on a dating app who i have not spoken to since by the way, and if you want me to stop talking to other women while we court, i suppose that is fine, but it would only be fair to email me and stop talking to all the other men on Anon Babble but i'll settle for half of that.
anyways i don't want to fight with you. or make you feel bad or prove you wrong or foolish or anything like that. i want us closer. i want us happy. i know we can be the source of each other's happiness and i want to get to work right away tapping that resource. i hope you have a fine weekend and i'm looking forward to the next time we chat

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This is why I'm coming back to /bant

I'm a married man.

Don't say that, Japananon!

Trump realized that he has to bring tariffs back up to 50% or else the bond market is going to implode. Anyone who bought over the last month is going to get rekt.

anyhow i DID shill qbts and rgti here, and bragged about them enough after some gains that people should have been made aware of them. someone here shilled me laes, checked them out, bought a little, it giga pumped, sold, now i'm buying again, or was, and the parent company wkey. after qbts people assailed me for not being diligent enough shilling it. won't be accused of that this time. quantum computing is real. enough. i don't want to write a long post about my views on it but to summarize you can compute with a magnetic matrix and whether or not you believe in the copenhagen interpretation you can get exceptional results from these devices for otherwise intractable problems. this has been proven. you can look up the implications of this and shor's algorithm and all that stuff elsewhere. point is laes and wkey make chips that use encryption that is not as vulnerable to quantum computers as the widespread encryption utilized today, and they or similar devices will have to be installed all through the tech stack, and even if you think quantum computers aren't a threat it doesn't matter what you think, it matters what insurance actuaries think, because if companies aren't quantum secure their premiums increase, their cyber-security fees increase, not to mention they risk data breaches if they happen to be wrong.
anyways letting you know. buyer beware, do your own research, i own some but it's a small position be responsible. or don't. maybe that's what we need, some reckless gambling energy to get this place going again.
if that's you that just adds layers to the inconsistencies. that doesn't bring closure or understanding. it's also very feminine to just say something like that, even if it is true, to cast me as the fool or villain as if you hadn't misled me with lies and treachery. but that's not you. you're just another malicious person wanting to confuse me. my crush is a lot more thoughtful than that and will explain themselves soon.

Quantum computing stocks are literally a scam. The world's best quantum computers can't even factor a three digit number. I can factor numbers better in my head than the one thing quantum computers are designed for.

scam

many certainly are

can't into factoring

not true. wouldn't matter if it was. all that matters is if they add unique value and they do. i first shilled qbts with this image, created by ai, may 12 2023. look how far ai has come in that short of time. technology can develop very very quickly.

At the current rate of improvement, it's going to be at least 30 years until they're powerful enough to compute useful problems. Quantum computing is literally further away than nuclear fusion. I would be very surprised if these companies haven't gone through bankruptcy 30 years from now.

The device qbts sells is not a quantum computer and even one orders of magnitude better than their latest cannot factor numbers.

It can solve qubo problems. That's it. And putting the problem into the machine requires solving another qubo problem on a classical computer.

Ah, a fellow man of culture. Scoops? I guess Sloorper might also know.

ok. i'm not shilling quantum stocks atm. i'm shilling quantum defense companies. and all the better. i'm worried that the varying encryption methods they are selling won't be enough to stop quantum attacks. you're telling me they're not a threat at all.
back in the iraq war days, the iraqi security forces used a bendy metal rod to detect explosives. the rod was inert, no mechanical or electronic action of any kind, but it did bend in an interesting manner, and it did make a better impression than just eyeballing somebody. rambling here but i wonder if you see my point? merchants made a fortune selling bendy rods to the pentagon. it didn't matter if they worked or not. there was a perceived need, a ready solution, and an urgent and harried government throwing money at a problem.
okay fine. the money i made off of it is real though. i'm sorry you're 3 smart 5 profit here. and again i'm not shilling that rn. i DID and people like you said things like that. go be a lifeguard at the pool if you want to save people. here we take risks.

My average for my short is 16. I'll be making profit soon enough. I'm not one of the people who's been shorting since january.

I must know who you are.

That's the fun part about Anon Babble.

I've avoided shorting quantum stocks so far because it's kind of hard to explain to the average retail investor why it's a scam.

Oh come on, who are you? I'm SMCI puts anon.

I'm the tech worker that got laid off in 2023.

Was poem anon a techfag? I'm trying to think who else there was. I got laid off in 2023 also, ironically.

Okay, I'm sick as fuck, I need to sleep now. Nice to meet you, optimization bro.

I hope you get over your pneumonia. I know people who are prone to that and it can get ugly.

defense companies. and all the better. i'm worried that the varying encryption methods they are selling won't be enough to stop quantum attacks.

I work on pqc for my day job. By the time quantum computers are even remotely interesting pqc will be widespread. It's really not that interesting.

Has anyone considered that if someone made a quantum computer all crypto would go to zero