/ftl/-fishtank live preseason 4

Breaking thread hymen

betty tier

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jet neptune dies today

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karma police, arrest this girl, her jewish nose is making me feel ill

lets trade claire for BI straight up. who says no?

it was a bit

Claudia has 130+ posts in previous thread

She's completely unhinged

please be on your best behavior so claudia's mom likes us

that's fair

I hate to admit this, but my respect has grown just a little for for the nigger. She has somehow pulled this off flawlessly and received absolutely zero blowback

Sending emails with Vance....

how much longer until cryo starts scatting here again. ftl is on the ropes.

summoning cole

the girl with the cat that lives with him posted this

make sure to include the fact that claire keeps on threatening self harm and is releasing private information about personal relationships to everyone if you want her to leave for good.

When it's claudia, you can do anything to her and people will support you, because she's that bad

i love shadi cant even be mad at her
shes making content

bitch where

lets ignore her from now on
there's a huge powergap from betty to claire stop trying to put them together

I thought the season 2 finale was supposed to be today.
Can these fucking wiggers ever do anything on time?

dark scottyrockers in the house tonight
everybody have a real bad time
we're going to make you lose your mind
everybody here will take their own life

its called lying i thought you would be familiar with it.

I wonder what isaac ever did to make claudia hate him so deeply
I wouldn't treat my worst enemy this way
I wouldn't even treat tayleigh this way

Being aloof and ironic is cool, caring about stuff is gay

If I were Isaac I would never be able to recover from my girlfriend telling her friends I had a small PP.

she doesn’t even reply to you it’s embarrassing to see

Be honest, Shadi is incapable of making content. She relies on Claire, Jon or that naked mexican girl.

ben turned on the elimination ps4 burt chungus reddit lel xd

SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU AND ME
BUT SHE'S HOMELESS
SHE'S HOMELESS

delayed to 30th , next friday so it's closer to bloodgames 2

telling an entire internet community that he has a small dick

just the absolute cuntish behavior of this girl

CK getting locked up was the end of ftl. She provided us with content when the well was dry and everyone else has given up. Now we have nothing except Claire crashing out everyday and Shadi talking about small Mexican dicks.

I just want to go back and for her to be okay.

what about the getting cucked by a bunch of guys part

she was being reductive. he has a respectable chode.

Cryo we need you more than ever. Take out claire now

Vampire Bloodgames 2: Cage's Redemption

if anything we should be thanking claire for bringing us all together, when have we ever been this united in our collective distaste for one person. even browntits had it better

and the going on a show to scream about how you want oddbod to fuck you in the hole
and stripping for a homeless man
and fucking jet neptune for a week straight and wanting to go do it again
and "accidentally" leaving the mic on so the gay internet calls you an abuser and hates you
and cheating on you with a janitor that is obsessed with vincent gallo
I think I even left some things out

let's get some "yeah" up in this bitch

I’m a great lolcow handler and a great producer ig

Claire need to have a beer and relax. Scroll tiktok or ig reels like a normal person

When you put it like that....

Yeah.... No

Hey now she only told Shadi

kinda hope shadi dies tbqh
jet managed to find some of the nastiest awful most unlikeable bitches ever for his show actually. a toast! to jet neptune!

Its not even just jet then vgr she was actively trying to go for TJ aswell she cant help herself her slut gang urges are just too strong

More of a journalist.

No she needs endless coffee,it’s her only hope. The one legal drug that will give her energy to move on

We all die so don’t worry
It will come in due time

True thanks

trying to paint her like the cartoon villain again. guess shes going to get blamed for everything like always. she was bored. get over it incel.

restoring vibes

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You never hear about girls sucking on Ben's willy

lol

I think it's the drinking (in part). Drinking makes me cheat like a mother fucker.

too gay to function

Makes people drink like a mfer* I don't even really drink these days

we don't need to respond to each other's messages in this thread
as content makers we understand each other on a much deeper level

Opposite actually
I pull my punched since she follows me but anyway you cut it she's a backstabbing nigger bitch

hey jet check your email

why did you do that to isaac tonight
and why did you tell everyone he's an abuser before
he was just some guy trying to deal with his alcoholic girlfriend
karma will get you in the end

he was trying?

I guess idk that was my assumption
she seems like a lot to deal with. she's posting 150 replies a thread sometimes, imagine that irl

I said Claire made it out that he was abusive when he wasn’t cause people said I was an Isaac hater, also I didn’t do anything that’s Claire’s words not mine. I didn’t ask about his dick

Because Ben is a man of serious integrity ofcourse

its like one of those crack heads that goes up to every person to bother.

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He got caught cheating on his gf during s3

then ban me then

Shadi is well known for keeping secrets though.

has a kiwifarmer wrote up a post about cleh's cringey crashout yet?

she craves punishment

I thought robin was the most cucked member of the FTL EU but it turns out it was Isaac all along

rolling my eyes pay letty to make content or something

Robin and Isaac are in parallels desu

There are emails outside of my house

Binx pussy got me acting unwise again

who did she cheat on

scott sullivan aol
you've got mail

Mirrors

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your brother killed himself and you continue to perpetuate misery. not good.

No use to fight back M M A

white boy summer

abi cheats in ogre for jet

no consequence

claire cheats on issac with jet

disaster

The difference? Sex with letty. Much like a bantu with HIV, you need to have sex with a pure pretty princess to cleanse yourself

yea but that had nothing to do with me
he would talk to his friends/exgf about suicide but not to me or my parents

Ogre found out immediately, broke her PC, and kicked her out. He turned an L into a W.

orge had enough self respect to hulk smash her possessions and dump her

let it all burn down

Dear Johnny, your son abused his leadership position at Fishtank by turning it into his personal harem and didn't even invite us. . .

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Don't bother checking your spam folder. I bypassed it.

They sent gay guys to my grandma's house

BAD NEWS: Simbal died on the set of his new Tubi movie, Bengali Badboy

you can be anyone you want to be

why do you say this was your plan when shadi was the one to drop it all

that’s also not good. my uncle was the same with my father but i blame my dad just as much for it. i mean, it’s your own brother for god’s sake.

Facts, Some of her self esteem train wreck has gotta come from stuffing down her normal bi girl energy too deep.

Her friend Spooki ain't too bad looking either

production told me to cradle the balls

You should send this to her she'd love it

i laid the bait

you laid jet

are trains the number 1 killer of pajeets in the 21st century?

both shadi and claire need to go to cryo island and cleanse themselves

i unironically saw bex and some dj looking people at a starbucks. she had a motorcycle jacket and was trying to cover her head from the rain

you used me as a fragment of your grand design
you don't get to put me on your bottom line
you don't get what's mine
and i'm doing fine

I just thought of a post that's really nasty I might post it later

keep those backstabbing whores away from my beautiful boy

some goofy ho broke his heart I think he had oneitis not much you can do about that unfortunately

Few know this

He already got it and he's moved on because it wasn't that good and he's a running gun like that. Should've threw it back better try again never bitch! It's over 4 u

Claire tell us who Letty cheated on

ChickenAndy, of course. Oh wait, they were never boyfriend and girlfriend in the first place.

this is exactly what i'm talking about

Yeah they just liked to fuck and do drugs, chicken Andy was out screwing Ladyboys the same night he fucked letty

CT

in the future you guys should give your mids iq tests and reject anyone above like 115 cuz this is just depressing for everyone involved

No-one involved in that situation has an IQ above 101

bloodgames needs pearl that will fix everything

are you gonna watch bloodgames

if i was dumb i wouldn't be in kansas right now try again

Whatever happened to that Binx girl?

we need to be lotgh posting

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Why do you want to tread the same path as CK. Go do something else.

You really think your iq is above 115 when you’re drunk? Probably not even close

Claire wouldn't even be able to swing a cockbuddy at this point. This thread is the only place she will ever be able to communicate with another human being ever again.
Now that's what I call grim!

no it can't come soon enough i want to be rid of my influence on this black hole
if mauro makes an appearance i will consider it

where would you be

who tested your IQ

i tried to swing at letty on powtank when she said to fight back against the "tickle monster" and she got scared

I want you to have this

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Claire you sucked off Jet Neptune. Not Johnny or even Ben. You’re in no position to judge anyone

if you werent dumb you would be taking it down the inside

Claire saw this bloated Bosnian specimen and it made her giney tingle and leak with delight! Nasty!

psychologist and it took 2 sessions cause they work like where if you get the questions right they ask you more questions

Claire there is a way you can redeem yourself: Contact Johnny Neptune. He can guide you to victory.

Claire is the whore of Babylon and needs to be expunged from these halls

What are you even saying you're just raving incoherently at this point fr you're a raving lunatic

nah chatgpt told me johnny is bad news

he liked the same movies what do you expect her to do

anyways pumpkin is a real one thats all that matters

Claire
Scott
Johnny
Team up for Fishtank Season 3.5: Jet's Reckoning

maybe if they did less whippets their trickery would still be effective

Imagine giving Claire a hug right now and telling her she doesn't have to fight anymore and that you're taking her away from all of this.

how much more tricked could you get? you sucked a dick lmao

imagine giving up on freedom
i will die trying
alexa play the millionaire waltz

imagine punching claire in the head right now and telling her to stop being a moron (sorry claudia's mom I don't mean it)

Letty can afford an Apple ecosystem. She asks Siri to play millionaire waltz

Imagine drop kicking Claire out of a 100 story building window

letty can afford a lot of things but at what cost

Adding in shadi lore that is important
She cheated on her bf with jimmy downey
Failed to make false rape accusations
Is now strung out on cocaine after doing a bunch with jon on adl
Will likely cheat on spic jimmy and get murdered by him
In other words she and claire are the same person

she would rather be raped

if claire grew out her nails i would have a much easier time not liking her.

you did whippets and made porn with jet

It was big to me

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claire movie

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his reign will be over soon
and my existence will be a memory occaionally referenced by some loser
most likely at my expense
can't blame a girl for trying

Isaac movie

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jet neptune's completely bald penis and scrotum
the sign of a true gooner. he's probably got banger after banger lined up

3rd place for Bitchtank was literally sex with Jet.

She's next for the Anon Babble whore downfall. Tick tock, Shadi. You can't run forever.

Hey Claire and Josie, can I get laid now?

Abi won

Now that that dust has settled, who was ducky?

wait was the black face blojob text from shadi meant to imply claire sucked off vgr or jet

it's about taste in cinema
leading to taste in semen ofc

Dear Chicken Andy. . .

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ducky reveal

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Shadi has actual friends and social life now. They’re mostly porn girls, drug dealers and guys who sell t shirts but it’s beyond fishtank at least

lol you actually liked him

He was born in the ash among the Velothi, anon Chimer, before the war with the northern men. Ayem came first to the village of the netchimen, and her shadow was that of Boethiah, who was the Prince of Plots, and things unknown and known would fold themselves around her until they were like stars or the messages of stars. Ayem took a netchiman's wife and said:

'I am the Face-Snaked Queen of the Three in One. In you is an image and a seven-syllable spell, AYEM AE SEHTI AE VEHK, which you will repeat to it until mystery comes.'
The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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hi ducky

no i didn't

i tried to tell you

you usually cheat with guys you don’t like

Who was the better lover? Jet, VGR, or Isaac?

mfw thinking of claire hurting

Reminder: all cultures practiced arranged marriage before the Industrial Revolution

since everyones comparing me to betty might as well post some cat pics

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I'm Crashing out

I knew you've been posting here for a long time. It was obvious.

Betty doesn’t cheat on her boyfriend though.

claire cheats on her cat.

yeah and then they started employing women and sacrificing our souls to the god of autonomous capital anyways tho

that's just sad. very grim. very fucked up.
jesus wept tattoo

Bored, stoned, sitting in Isaac’s apartment
All alone, 'cause your little conversations
Got around and lookie what we all found out
(Lookie what we found) Lookie here, we all found out
That you have got a set of loose lips
Twisting stories, all because you're jealous
Now I know exactly what you're all about (what you're all about)
This is what you're all about
Girl, you're such a backstabber (stabber)
You're such a backstabber
Oh girl, you're such a shit-talker

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leave ducky alone

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reminds me of cockbuddy's message

she probably does
and in any event she's still a side ho to a married cop with a family so that's just as goofy imo

letting down people that care about you is the worst thing in the world and it glides off these hoes like water on a duck's back
can people be born without a soul?

scott

On the second moon red will shine
On the fourth day the sky will open up
Above the head rests the one who tells all

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claire has a wall of archie comic panels

if you think it's gliding off my back you are mistaken

VGR only paid enough for the kissing package

v funny claudia!
if I made my dad cry I'd rope

old pic isaac would never

Claire imagines that Scott is behind every post like CK thought Peter was behind every tweet

grim grim

Oiiii air oi see a power before me but I ont see by wot authority innit!

she was making a ginger joke

The artist was extremely forgiving with his weight

It's called narcissism. Why do you think she talks about herself 24/7? Shadi and Cryo are the same way.

wn2b reading the secret diary of laura palmer im srs
would anyone be interested in a book club i don't need to be the tyrant

they say gingers don't have souls, but scott has many

Eat Poop Pee
Work Work Work
Rest Work Rest Play
Sleep
Repeat
Fuck
Die

idc anymore do your worst

That’s a good example of something you could do with people with no connection to fishtank which would be a good step in gtfo of here

I care a little bit but I also don't care thar much anymore. Long Live Fishtank Dot Live.. heh... :(

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I'm holding out for the /ftl/ fight club

Me vs Benleaks

Claire vs Letty

Scott vs BBWs

Josiepedos vs Bettypedos

etc etc

do you ever cry
be honest please

Why did cockbuddy name one of his chickens after Frank hassle (the guy who sexually assaulted his drunk gf on the second season of the online reality show fishtanklive)

Yeah jet is way too thin and his face isn't dead enough looking

Slut gang bookclub wooo!

scott

i was thinking about how claire posts exactly like cryo, they both claim that they plan on leaving but they're just waiting for the opportune moment to do so

This looks like a memorial photo. Like if Tayleugh killed Cryo in the woodchip room this is the photo they would choose

you used to have friends for this

They just want to be loved and liked like anyone else. Anyways

yes

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We need to be watching johnny neptune videos
youtu.be/pCSiSirQoWY

Imagine pretending like you're going to give Claire a hug and then giving her a tombstone piledriver and pissing on her twitching body

like 2 billion muslims in the world and none of em have ever had a big juicy porkchop like I am now. tragic

Gonna hit you with my best shot

Fire awayyyyy

Love. Don’t. Really happen. Get a job Claire

pure sovl

if she's anything like my alcoholic crash out druggie ex she probably has to get super drunk first and then start blasting a sad song

Alexa play creep by radio head

youtu.be/l5t9IXtTr6g

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It's just a manipulation tactic that's apparently worked on buffoons like this

save that shit for letty i know your game don't patronize me

Scott Sullivan's Anal Excavation

I don't even feel like being cruel because I just feel bad for isaac
we need to be raising funds to buy isaac a new and better girlfriend. an asian one I guess since he apparently isn't working with a lot

I wanna jerk off again but I need to like work hard for a few hours. Orgasm will feel better after doing hard work anywayz

you retards deserve everything that's coming your way
and it is, mark my words

if Isaac would have just started his own retarded reality show none of this would have happened

isaac having a small dick isnt canon.

we need to know how big isaac really is to know if claire was justified

is there more to life than cooming

thank you claudia's mom. I'm glad we cleared that up

reading a twin peaks novel because TJ is into twin peaks

Fuck is this Nigga doing!!!!!

This is all Issacs fault and he needs to post hard cock immediately to dismiss the allegations

This is the wholesome content we need

Letty would recognize my sincerity. Thats why Letty is a winner and will always be a winner.

it's a good idea but I still think he should fuck Haley

reading this book is giving you schizophrenia

Every inch under 8 is a free pass

You're starting to sound like Wes now. How many personalities are you cycling through rn.

bitch i own all the books i bought them in 2020 because i identified with the series not everything is about penis

There is more to life than eating pork

please remove this hex, I want no part of it.

everything is phallic

has anyone here spent an entire year purposefully fucking their life up before? I'm talking ruining relationships, getting brain damage, organ damage, fucking up your soul, the entire gamut
if so, were you able to fix it at all? asking for someone else

what the fuck ever, no (biological) woman will ever love u

brought it on yourself

being the showrunner for an internet reality show where you can cast sluts to goon is probably pretty cool

I did half those things but I also tried to not be a horrible psychopath the entire time so I think I can at least make a partial if not full recovery there is hope in Jesus's name Amen

she has no power here

stealing canadian taylo anon’s bit. is nothing sacred to you?

Have you ever genuinely loved anyone? I don't think so.

neither does the devil

Claire can solve all of this right now by just grabbing a ruler and some handcuffs or whatever she's into

sounds like the average life of a wagie

Last year was pretty retardedly self destructive for me but I stayed employed at least.

Yes I am Jet and it's very cool. You can fuck all the swuts you want after u give them some molly or alcohol and u can fuck over all the beta male contestants u want. It's fucking great .

Bloodgames2 in June 2025 guys no old contestants only fresh faces

If you believed in God you would apologize to Isaac and stop posting here. Its really just a rhetorical hammer you're attempting to use here (badly).

me when some retard tells me about the opposition to neptune in my chart and then acts surprised when i see thru his game

my girlfriend does love me and if she fucked jet neptune I would absolutely lose my shit
it wouldn't have went down like it did. there would have been a lot of blood in that mcmansion, I can tell you that

based

an entire year

Try like almost 10
It took me forever to come to my senses

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Claire has basically been begging isaac to beat her for at least a year now. Wtf is his problem?

stop posting your big dick, pepe, that's a touchy subject right now.

come at me hoe

so it's really fuck people over or get fucked over, eh?

We need to be sending Claire to gay conversion camp. The only way to save this train wreck is to make her a lesbian.

You absolute nigger

trust the plan

Why does Claire even bother trying to keep up the 135 iq charade when she already admitted to failing pre-calc as a senior?

abusive normies oh wow im shocked. almost too shocked for words

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what do you people do besides Anon Babble

operation hoover

Math isn't the only subject. I did worse than that at math and my IQ is 130 or higher.

it wasn't pre calc it was college algebra and my fat teacher had a vendetta against me 4 insubordination
failed calc s1 of college because it was covid and i didn't take pre calc bc my sat/act scores made it seem like i was ready 4 calc
any further questions

Watch kinos and play vidya

what did you have for breakfast

Okay, what's your ACT / SAT score?
I'm sure that's probably a better indication of your intelligence than a Buzzfeed IQ test

nifty stew but even if i didnt eat breakfast today you would still have a lower iq than me

wtf im not even being mean

Not full on lesbo but she’s clearly got this Catholic guilt complex thing that has split her personality into a double life. A little lezzing might go a long way in the healing the split

i dont remember my sat but i took the act with no prep very stoned 32

everyone post act scores now

and look at all you accomplished with it! a round of applause for the beautiful claudia everyone
she fucked up everything and doesn't even care

girl I was fucking last month told me she made a 17 on the act. she didn't know the difference between there and their when she was texting me

wn2b eating arbys <3 i love trish

What you get on the MCAT though, smart guy?

exactly
intelligence means nothing if it lacks direction

honestly what the fuck is your malfunction because bitchtank did not do this to you
we need to be totally honest with our therapist

She didn't take the MCAT, she took the GRE Physics subject test

It's an even harder question to answer when you leave out the Anon Babble.

isn't that a med school thing
my moms family all medical whatever she retired because the industry is toxic

meme drugs broke her brain

34 ACT (36 on math and science, dont remember the rest)
333 GRE (165 V, 168 Q)
My undergrad GPA was dogshit, but that's mostly from missing assignments and not flunking exams

shes an addict.

Letty aced integral calculus, she didn't even have to study. It just came naturally to her.

ok but why did she take them
teenage girls don't just start chugging cough syrup out of nowhere
something is deeply fucked

Yeah, all the big brains take the MCAT.

That bitch didn't know PEMDAS during the S1 pSAT challenge

She wasn't chugging, she was boofing it

truuuuu

what'd you major in

Claire is BPD
Isaac should be beating her regularly
it will make her horny and then she'll love and respect him again
don't ask me how I know this it's not important (lol)

IM DOING IT IM WORKING IM WORKING HAHAGSGGSHSJUEUEU it burns so good

production told me to destroy my life to show everyone I could do what I wanted not what they wanted

Letty plays to her audience. She understands how to play the game. Secretly she's a certified genius, a Rhodes scholar.

real talk: these threads have become so grim that jet should cut bait with the Anon Babble community entirely

My act was very low. Had no problem up to calc 3. I had professors for retard engineers though

lying bout me hoe
u know that bitch weird

Both you and I know how this ends for you.

EE with a minor in Biomedical Engineering. Now a PhD in Neural Engineering

I thought bpd girls become obsessed with people though
claudia is only obsessed with herself and taylor swift
I am doubting your medical expertise

Jet is probably reading these threads right now in between nitrous hits and filming rapes

I assume anyone in these threads posting high iq / test scores are just burt level autistic and thus an actual retard

i do not care
if you didn't experience being a freshman on campus in 2020 you don't get to tell me how to feel

lol yeah they do. everyone has felt hurt at some point in their childhood and coped with it in different ways.

You know what, I'm fucking retarded

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Didn't you go to some small community college or technical school?
There was no campus experience for you to miss out on. It's not like you went to a D1 state school or anything.

no shit

based

she went to a religious private school in the middle of nowhere in fucking kansas and had no friends

I've been a freshmen for 30 years now, shut up.

she probably was at once point but then he became too nice and lenient with her
he can fix this but it will require a lot of beatings and hot makeup sex

i went to a state university and lived in a dorm on campus literally stop making shit up when you know nothing about me

Happy Caturday

Nah claire isnt bpd. She is an overt narcissist though. She will never get diagnosed though because then insurances don't cover your sessions due to personality disorders being an inherent part of their personality and thus can not be cured through therapy. Thats why so many crazy bitches just get a bipolar diagnosis.

did you do a capstone project or thesis your senior year? and most importantly, did you have fun? also, do you like control theory and signal processing?

you know nothing about me

we know way way too much about you actually

ignorance is bliss

oh woe is me i had a not-so-fun time 5 years ago that means i can drink and ruin every relationship i have!

This is jimmy tier faggotry lmao.
You going to still be crying about it in 10 years too?

millions of students throughout the country went through the same exact experience as you and didn't come out of it as internet attention whores who abuse nasal spray and cheat on their boyfriends with ugly fat bald bosnian men and other strange old men from the internet

thanks to you I know how jet neptune grooms his pubic hair

Kansas city isnt the middle of nowhere with nothing there is 2 million + people there and has all the amenities of any other major city. your life isnt over because you cant go to the mountains, beach, or disneyland every weekend

the only reason i mentioned it is because dumb incels like to spread the rumor that i went to a retard college or community college when that's not the case
anyways

Are you sure? This doesn’t sound like the Claire we know

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why would he lurk a thread full of people accusing him of rape? thats some sick shit

keep revealing everything about yourself to dumb incels

you failed first year math classes, you're a fucking idiot

erm no they all came out insufferable the class of 2020 was a fucking meme

the only girl i know who graduated became a literal vampire after taking over her sorority (queen behavior btw)

Did you go to that same school that Jimmy did? The one for students that "learn differently".

true my sister was class of 2020 and has been in college the past 6 years still hasnt picked a major and is working a cash register job at disneyland.

stop comparing me to jimmy it's not bothersome just annoying
anyways when does kato show up

i do not care im my own person and you all hate me for it

kato left this all behind and is living happily ever after

Yeah, I did a senior capstone project.
Signal Processing and Biomedical Signal Processing were my favorite non-lab courses, basically got me interested in my PhD. The first class wasn't digital systems either, it was so much fucking math. It pushed my brain to the limit and I was dreaming in numbers all year.

we missed out on a description of vgr's cock and balls
for of all sad words of tongue or pen the saddest are these: it might have been

is your doctoral advisor a real qt? do you plan on going into academia or industry once you're done?

Working a cash register job at Disneyland

This is Claudia's dream

jet grew up on Anon Babble
he's just as addicted as we are
and the stress is clearly causing him to gain weight too which is funny

I hate the Big 12 so fucking much

same

has your therapist never mentioned that you are basically stuck at 12 years old

50 years ago you would have been a housewife and would have been able to sit around reading magazines all day and lounging by the pool but nooooooo you foids wanted to work. kek. you made your grave now lay in it

no but she said you'd probably use that line on me as a guilt tripping tactic

alexa play freedom by george michael

women dont want to work. thats a jew lie told to double the labor market.

how tf does she know me
is the pi watching me

which state university

what the fuck ever
do your job then

The Jews did this to us to break up the family unit don’t blame females look into every front made in the voice of freedom, it’s funded and co-opted by a few certain groups

ku (nontent i know but it's definitely not community college)

MAH JOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS

the pi is shining flashlights in my windows

Jews are the scape goat but it’s mainly the Babylonian mystery schools and what spawned from that

i like jews i've met a handful in my day and i like them
the coastal ones on the other hand

flashlights???

The advisor for my dissertation was a Chinese guy unfortunately
My job kinda sucks. Being a prof sounds way more interesting, but I didn't do enough networking and brown-nosing to get a position at a good university.

claire are you drunk

Jet didn’t rape me

but i didn’t like him

Why willingly have sex with a guy you don’t find attractive?

gotta have some faith in the sound
it's the one good thing that i've got

they like the same movies

Claire is drunk and raving about the jews again.

i got kicked out for not being enough of a groupie (allegedly)
do the math

ah. are you a member of technical staff nigga in R&D or something like that?

Claudia. taproom, pig, replay. Let's meet up.

I’m not Claudia

vom

Oh you are right she doesn't fit a single one of those

it's cool i guess i just wanted inspiration
even if sam/jet/mde are creatively bankrupt i'm not

thank you cryo. you always know what to say. you were right not to do the podcast

I wish Summer was in Lawrence would love a 3-way

Doesn’t answer my question

Claire Podcast episode 2 when?

bitch they produce a show and you stream roblox
delusional

i cheat for the inspiration. gets the creative juices flowing

Secretly she's a certified genius

No, she's just done a good job convincing her simps she is. She's actually a blond at heart and completely brain dead retarded.

i got what i was looking for (answers, i was never looking for u know what)

sometimes the clothes do not make the man

She would be getting blasted on all the booze in the house and fucking the mailman because she told her husband he was a bad guy and was proving a point somehow by fucking him

monster
how should I feel?

calling letty a creative genius is an insult to people who actually make things

I'm basically just a software engineer... Which is retarded because I went back to school after a year of working as a SWE and hating it. I thought I would enjoy it if my position more Biomedical focused and not database focused. Out of the frying pan and into a bigger frying pan.

It finally comes out 12 hours later. I can see that. I'm not jumping down your throat about it. I find behind the scenes tidbits interesting.

She cheated on Jezza. What Claire is doing to Issac now is similar to what Letty did to Jezza years ago.

you have no idea how hard it was being a freshman in 2020. They made us stay inside with no distractions from studying!

I'm at the Legends, we can hang at the deathsite of the decapitated waterslide boy

she needs to get an original idea

the housewife is a modernist idea, it's not the defaults setting, it's a psyop

I went back to school after a year of working as a SWE and hating it

were you that guy who posted on Anon Babble during bitchtank about working at fagman and then leaving to attend grad school?

Claire I need to be on your Podcast pls

- cryo

Ps, if someone sends.me the blue glasses I will NOT piss poop or cum on them

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what should i call my next ep i will consider even the crudest of responses

plus the teacher had a vendetta

Cumming Claire's Blue Glasses

Letty's holes are grey. It's not the hair. The skin is dark grey. She has the same color skin around her eyes, it's something genetic

corny (in memoriam)

if i found the email she sent me when she failed me you would understand
they wiped those accounts (of course they did)

Claire Podcast: Episode 2
Didn't you delete the channel though?

it's fine i literally grew up with this why do you think i have beef with god

I shouldn't have been a whore

Depends who the guest is. If you get Josie you can call it Claire Podcast Episode 2: Twinsies

claudia podcast

The person in this thread is not Claudia. They don't bite on any of my references, that someone who lives in the same area I do would immediately know. You're wasting your time.

sounding very jimmy esque rn ngl
captcha D0G4K

Yeah
I got PiP'd after a few months at amazon and went back to school

Kool Klaire Kast ep1

an ep is an extended play not an episode. it's music

yeah like there were millions of freshman in 2020 but all the professors targeted me individually, you will never understand

blah blah blah compare me to jimmy till ur dying breath i will never stop fighting for my independence

would you ever consider adjunct teaching at an hbcu?

true, letty's grey holes are familiar to anyone from kansas

should i tell bant what i rly think or is that a bad call

now everything you type I'm hearing in jimmy's voice
please stop that

Even if women refused to work or Jews didn’t psyop shit would still be fucked, probably even more fucked up. Neither men or women ever had this much choice in every area of life and most need someone to brainwash them into doing anything or they’d just sit around discussing fishtank all day

uncanny resemblance

idc it's whatever at this point

Lmao probably not, I'd rather pull a Stand and Deliver and teach a high school instead

I miss covid, I walked outside in the city all alone like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky (great movie).

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Stand and Deliver

and if you help mauro's cousins with their hw, he can help you get on BG2

that would be a first for you

What's the name of the mall that was destroyed off of 95th?

Are you CS, CE, or EE?
If you're CS, I recommend switching to CE or EE if it's not too late. CS majors are being slaughtered by AI and Indians.

call it "82 posts by this ID"

claire podcast 2: how not to join a demonic peter theil neonazi pedophile grooming rape cult

Claudiarama

What AP classes did you take in HS? @claire
You seem like an AP Psych and AP Lit gal

EE and math minor doing firmware dev shit now. i'm gonna be replaced soon anyway

Math minor is based, you'll do fine in signals & systems.
Do you ever have math synesthesia dreams too?

Where do the insufferable hipsters that are too hip for joco live, on the mo side?

not really, just nightmares over past regrets. how are your math synesthesia dreams?

It's not her, retard. this person, prolly a troon, can't answer a simple question about the area they live in.

Its an anonymous board, nobody cares what you think

check the catalog
claire did the needful

I haven't had them in years. I kinda miss them, it made me feel like a schizo genius like John Nash.
I understand how Burt developed schizophrenia getting his PhD.

looks like Betty's cutting board arm

They posted pics of a cat with iPhone filenames. It's probably Claudia

How did i not see it before? They are the exact same.
Just goes to show that if jimmy was female he would have had tons of fans here

she will be missed

What could have been. Creature fucked up marrying that guy thats on a watchlist. Jimmy would never

i could beat him up easily. he is a queer.

Let's all be nice to Claire in the next thread

crazy that they her character was just entertaining a horny retard. they’re gonna do the same thing with burt too

Claire do not cut yourself.

Benleaks WILL get a hard on.

I'm going to bed. Good luck with school, Canadanon!

Creature and Kato were modeling Jimmy shirts.

No, you're just a retard. They stop chatting as soon as I started asking questions, and completely ignored what I was referencing in my first posts.
It, the troon, is frantically now searching Google for the answers, from which I'll only respond with even more "inside" questions. there are things beyond the purview of reddit and Google, that only real kc citizens know.

I hope claire/fakeclare kills themselves for posting 150~ times in a single thread and shitting up this place all day

well someone is killing themselves on Anon Babble
very sad unironically

posting about killing yourself

if it's real, only a complete faggot would do this; the world is a better place

If anything she must hold the record for most posts in a day and her ability to make everyone hate her is impressive.

Sam should have allowed headshots when he fought Jon

claire doesnt have tattoos retards or does she idk

The board is full of troons. Statistically it was bound to happen.

Then do it fag

test

He was talking about gypsy rose
The munchausen by proxy syndrome victim who killed her abusive mother
Not himself

i already graduated a few years ago but thank you and goodnight, SWE fren

Goodluck your government is going to spray aerosol covid vaccines in your air
You're all going to die I'm afraid

You're all going to die

Oh yeah, I forgot about that

Everyone switched threads dummy

Everyone switched threads dummy

):<

i don't care for jobe