Brit/oil bald and impotent

mad how the UK economy is literally just out of town retail parks with a frankie and benny's, KFC and other assorted slop boxes scattered around the car park

looking back on where we first met

i cannot escape and i cannot forget

baby you're the one

you still turn me on

you can **** me hole again

yes brother

Her face says it all

Yet society seems to favour so many of these people. They still manage to get on with their lives and reap the rewards because the system likes having easily controllable people. But actual smart but slightly socially awkward people often don't even get a chance.

Looks nothing like a retail park. Where's b&q and Poundland and Ikea

For me it was All Saints
youtu.be/dVNdTXEJv1A

Speaking of hairlines

They're both slapheads now

Looks like one of them ones with a cinema on the other end

they are a married couple after all

Shave it off or kys at that point

Hing I don't like about the clocks springing forward is that it upsets teatime. I mean its a lovely day, and Happy Mothers day to al the mums up ITT, but that it 6.15 now, almst time to get the tea on.

Only its actually 5.15, time get the feet up. Whats going on?

Pure shores

Anyone else think he looks like Enoch Powell

Fuck sake

to be fair his hairline has been shit for 25 years but he carried it off.

Hi Peter.

It's funny you complain about the clocks and how it's like an intelligence test to see if people do what they're told, yet you took the covid vaccine.

Enoch dressed as colonel sanders

it's just jews and browns

always was

Looks abit like angel eyes aswell

He did, but it still hurt his career. He was getting romance roles up until the point his hair receded.

Literally my hairline, but he's got 20 years on me

Funny how you don't question the conventionally accepted tampering with the clocks is good for us narrative

I was like 80% sure it was Enoch Powell until this post.

plastic chair

slop served on a plastic plate

eaten next to plastic bin in a cramped office

he should be outside working the land on in a field somewhere fighting against the french

Just did some DIY plumbing, boys.
Never done that before and was nervous but I did what the Youtube video told me and it worked a treat and the shower is great now.
Told the bird about it on the phone and she's acting a bit nonchalant of course but I know she liked the sound of that.

When there's a million other more pressing issues like the multiple recent arrests for shit like mushroom picking and complaining about teachers, I find it hard to find the time to give a fuck about daylight savings, t b q h w y.

GoldAnon here
I purchased a large Quantity (500g) of gold on the Royal Mint some hours ago at £38714 pounds, i do not believe the current pump can be sustained and i will be exiting my position in the coming hours. I will resell some 400g on Hatton Garden and will leave 100 in my long position just in case, some other Goldfingers in the /bullion/ telegram group are considering doing the same, one may be refunding a 1oz darth vader bar. (£2465 only 5000 made)
Do with this information what you will

here is jude law in 'A.I artificial robocock' circa 2000

Bill bailey finally shaved his head

Weren't people fined rather than arrested for picking mushrooms

Insider here. Thanks for the heads up.

Peter Gabriel tribute act

Friendly reminder lidl has the best bakery out of all the supermarkets

this board is pretty retarded. there are many scenarios where the average anon can become a simp for israel too

thanks

Lidl is always grubby as fuck though, ive seen jeets touching the goods with their hands

you get more intelligent discourse here than anywhere else, mate

20 posts of talking to himself again

Bames have good hair genes and are highly fertile. They deserve bennies

Bill bailey finally shaved his head

Instantly looks a lot less funny and interesting

Genuinely wouldn't recognise him in the street with a shaved head, he just looks like 99% of old blokes around here.

vanity is for women, you should be striving for good character. It will see you through to Ragnarok

ye mate proper good hair, i'll take 10 million please. Most african and black women deffo dont chop their hair off and wear wigs because their hair is annoying as fuck to deal with no no no

made it the thread edition

made 8 more posts about it

No need to ask what your insecurity is, fucking hell lmao

Pakis work at Lidl.

Prefer the one on the left. He should keep it like that. Looks based. Like an alien.

Looks like a flesh-eating skin disease.

What's his problem?

He's short, obvs

New Gazza just dropped...
youtube.com/watch?v=pUKaB4P5Qns

the chad ancient anglo warrior skullet haver vs the virgin nu male head shaver

still creasing at ffs looks like alopecia ngl

the cope-over

Bet you're still handsome, lad.

utter shitshow
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rsfbVFRjpsk

Jealous?

no-one wanted to fucc jude law

get a grip lad

mad how the age in which men are established in life they are statistically more likely than not to have lost some or all of their hair, proper fucking rigged from the start.

Oh it's the "just tax people more lol" guy. Yeah the government isn't spending it's money well so give it more money! These people don't have someone like my mother in their lives. An utterly stupid cunt who's always in debt, and no matter how much money she "borrows" from her friends or family (or even when explicitly given money) nothing ever changes no matter what you tell her. Stupid cunt struggles to buy food for herself but will still have a cat and feed it premium brand food. That's what will happen if the government gets more money, but instead of cats it's boatwogs and instead of food it'll be early access to the latest iphones.

Tonight? I'm having a chicken roast dinner with some chips. wbu?

We need Commie Corbyn

flat bread

raw spinach

steak

sweet potato

1 tbsp olive oil

supper

yogurt

wafer

status: nicely full, think I'll lift soon.

rRache proposes slaphead tax

You heard it here first

KEK

yeah the bar is pretty low. just ridiculous how many accepts anything to btfo the libs or alt right or whatever instead of thinking independently and choosing what is best for them and their people

McDonald's
Big Mac meal with chocolate milkshake and a mayo chicken

i want to impregnate this woman

You have to take government surveillance interference into account on here, as a lot of posters are deliberately disrupting because our elite believe they can control the internet

Hey brit bros I have been doing the NAC protocol for like 6-7 months now and my hair is growing back on the top of my head. I think the beer and the whiskey and the carbs and the grains are feeding an out of control fungal parasitical infection that is causing a lot of symptoms in a lot of people and is choking the hair follices of men. Also making people obese and giving them huge bellies.

that's a tart

don't care. such beautiful eyes

he should be outside working the land on in a field somewhere fighting against the french

A man can dream

can you grow your foreskin back tho?

you should, if she is going to be raising your children. Agreed beautiful eyes

You can* but it's basically stretching out the skin until it covers the glans.

That is fucking bizarre. Is this some sort of face blindness or retardation?

No. I don't know what this cirucmcision bad thing is all about I think my cock looks better without a foreskin. Foreskinned penises look like animal penis.

learn a trade become self employed, only way to avoid becoming a goybot that gets taken advantage of. I don't blame the neets it really is soulless out there.

How do you know what animal penises look like

Can't belive I shaved my mustache the other day.
In the beotapestry all of the anglos have mustaches.

She has alien arms. Based.

just cut bits off my kid bro, I'm sure jews know better than nature

I think my cock looks better without a foreskin

Only because you're used to jewish pornography so it seems normal.

yeah. was just getting lost in them that's all.

beotapestry

the what now?

Oof. Pakis, your response?

the mature male should have a big fuck off moustache and shoulder length hair and if it falls off it falls off, shaving it all off is sad.

No. I don't know what this cirucmcision bad thing is all about I think my cock looks better without a foreskin.

He's making good points that are easy to understand. Obviously 'tax the rich' is an oversimplification but it's part of it.

Your head would look better without ears, too.

he'll disappear when people get used to the new level of poverty and stop complaining

that's a burn

That was a pretty good one to be fair.

I saw one flop out from one of the animals at the zoo once.

I'm not overly familiar with the million different accents you lads have going on over there, but I swear to christ his accent slips from time to time, and not just in a picked up a bit of this or that from different places so his accent is a bit of a hodge podge, but that it's entirely put on and the whole thing slips.

Idk it's shameful for men to lose their hair, it should be celebrated like "mate, you're losing your hair now!"
"Haha yeah I know"
"You're a proper man now"
It's what happens to men, it's a sign of maturity. Since when does having hair make you a man? It separates us from women.
I'm only slightly receding btw

the botox lips are disgusting

am bald
am handsome
got a chiselled jaw
don't give a fuck that I'm bald.

there will be a new lower level of poverty by that point.

maybe it's a right of passage, men who are able to deal with not being a needy woman gain the power, which is the most attractive trait in men.

did you deliberately get hired for your sickening perverted nature

slightly receding

Just noticed establishments have this on google maps now. Easy way to pick where to NOT go.

It's east end London accent originally but he's been to a posh uni and worked with posh people so it's probably changed a bit.

Men have been brainwashed and conditioned to hate other men. If men actually stood the fuck up for each other instead of constantly shitting on each other we'd get so much fucking done.

just polished off double quarter pounder cheese and bacon burger with side of loaded fries and a fuck off massive banoffee milkshake and donut

feel like a right fat bastard now

He looks alright now he's aged with it desu

feel like a right fat bastard

Cause you are.

They've had that for a few years at least. I've noticed shit like black business owners or something to that effect on jewgle maps as well.

cheeky cunt i only weigh about 8 and half stone

black business owners

go to a place to eat

BLACK owners

hey this chicken tastes funny...like bleach

what is all this chirping i hear every 30 seconds?

We should change the flag to this.

bogdan:
* bald
* bankrupt
* 5'9
* got btfo by jeetgpt
* wears clown daps
* lives in a hmo with blacks
* couldn't install a linux distro
* only befriends paedophiles
* still waiting in an ace combat lobby for pube

Couldn't give a fuck you cunt

you wont do Shit nigga

happy eid

from ya boy sadiq

kek true

If true, big if, memeflag, you wont be for long if you keep eating slop like that.

Guarantee you at least 70% of the posters ITT are too young to know who that is.

Check that hair though. He's got my vote

He needs offing. In Minecraft

Feels good to have Irish genes. Still thick maned at 39. All the men in the family have never lost their hair. Dad is 80 and still has it in stone grey
Last year I grew it out just for fun. Now.ill go short short for the summer, and have a full fluffy fringe passing my eyes by winter.

Based. What about lent though?

this dude zesty.

i workout hard lad, need to have a bit of extra to eat somedays

do hour long walk while carrying 10kg of extra weight 5 times a week and lift weights 4 times a week lad

Paki philip schofield

I weigh 17 stone but I'm fairly tall

Those are his rent bois.

Just a heads up.
Anyone who thinks they are anonymous on X because they aren't using their real name, big surprise coming in the next few days. all mobile networks and ISPs are cooperating with the home office to crack down on hate speech.

If you have any social media account that can be traced to you via bank accounts, IP address, phone number, email address or anything else, you are about to find out just how two tier our kier can be. And remember, they can prosecute retroactively, so no matter when you posted it, even if you took it down or deactivated your account, they have it and they can and prosecute.

Things to be aware of - They are initially focusing on anything that can be construed as inciting hatred, calling for violence and promoting ideas that may threaten national security, so anything pro-Russia for example.

They're not fucking around, Labour is afraid of Reform, they know they have 4 years to put the hate to bed or potentially lose power. So it's gloves off, mask off and all hands to the pump.

He's a bummer?

walk

I thought you only had one leg you crippled cunt

dumbasses still think saying ''in minecraft'' saves them.

enjoy the knock at your door, gl!

based

same
decided to grow a mullet at 35

That's what happens when men are raised by women.

doesn't mean i cant walk you daft wanker

dumbass

Try again

kek u have no hair

Dude looking cool in his hoodie.

wouldn't surprise me

cope
its getting long

I'm also very handsome and strong

Now I want some strawberry milk.

mums side are irish, dads side german, dads side lost it but my mothers side keep theirs. Dunno what the outcome will be for me, nearly mid twenties and its thick and down to me nips at this point.

I'm also actually white, not jewish "white"

and this was years ago

unironically posting the communist rag BBC.

Britain is fucking finished

remember that time at work where mohameds would be given lighter tasks because muh ramadan im fasting

look into ramadan

its literally just skipping lunch

they eat a metric ton of food before the sun rises

eat another ton of food after sunset

OH NO I DIDNT EAT FOR A FEW HOURS AH FEEL SORRY FOR ME DONT MAKE ME WORK

Fringe has never met the eyes
make sure you vet partners for alopecia lad. I won't introduce it to the genes family have kept strong. you cns check her hair while cuddling

I have a full head of hair but I'm think of going to Turkey to put some more.

My mate said that until aged 25 and it was gone within a year
You've got a wonky Bert and Ernie hairline lmao going bald would be an improvement

grim, cant believe anyone would let themselves get in that state

it was gone within a year

terrified of this ngl

Nobody cares, you little cretin

Get it halfway down your forehead.

found the shitskin

until age 25

20s is when it will go for anyone who is destined
39, it isn't going anywhere fast
huh

classic projection. doesn't know what a metaphor is, uses common key words, writes streams of shit. Fuck off back to where you came from and get an education

I'm thinking something like picrel.
ya heard me

it's hilarious because they think they're being super virtuous by skipping lunch and having massive breakfasts and dinners
completely missing the point of fasting

jfc what a fat nonce

Imagine paying a few grand to get a turks arse hair glued to your bonce just shave it off nibba

I remember seeing some police programme a few years ago with some muslim copper. The guy was throwing up because he had to run a bit after someone and was a bit hungry. The utter fucking state. You'd think for being such a useless waste of space they'd face punishments but nah. Multiculturalism innit?

Saw this when I worked in a factory, they stuff their face at sunset

How could you not agree to cancelling elections. Look at his hair, just look at it. Corr

multiculturalism implies more than one culture, and no dominant culture, which is entirely impossible

women aren't the problem here

its very jewish behaviour right?

if i cheat and eat when the sun isnt up im virtuous

Member going driving holidays in the UK and your mum and dad were smoking fags all the way? No seat belts either.

Them were the days.

i'm only slightly receding

Yep. And this guy was born to play hitler

blitzkreig the cunts poirot

Bald Head

Mango in fridge

got a dry bellend as well

My auntie used to roll and smoke joints in her vw camper during those days corrrrrrrr

Growing your neck hair does not a mullet make

Best days of your life lad

Aye. And wing mirrors were on the end of the bonnet instead of the gay modern position.

For me it's Punchin Judy

It was, I just didn't know or appreciate it

Ai fancies me

Tf is trump on about now? Kvetching cos putler said zelenskiyyy should step down, fat dayglo tit was saying the same fucking thing a few week back.

What a load of bollocks.

and jags used to have a 2 pound lump of solid steel pointing right at pedestrians. Pedestrians knew their place back then

if you care about such things, you are giving away your life force to it. Be more like captain Pugwash.
youtube.com/watch?v=NMTyXMiWe_U

Fuck me women don't stop texting

looks like me back garden that does

t. yorkshire lad

Our grandparents destroyed this country when they refused to vote for him.
If you have a leftist granny in a home…maybe don’t visit for a few weeks, she has it coming.

When it comes down to it, islam is just militant judaism.

She’s texting her side dick.

He’s a cringe lefty faggot.

UK economy is heading the same way as nigeria, india and brazil apparently. Surely this will solve the boatwog problem, no?

handsome as fuck

We will always have money for the boatwogs

slave containment: the general

oh lord it's me heckin tea toime!

*ecomony

Jannied

Why?

the nonce most likely
thinks this is mumsnet or his personal blog

BLARDY

Jannies kicked out cunt in lads.

DOIN IT FOR FREE

Based janny

Jannies looking for a pay rise again, new tax year and all that

That's a strange one kek
Don't let them censor you

based jannies

whos baking the new brit/POL/ thread?

Polyticks edition

That's because you're a boring cunt.
Hurrrr how's your din dins lad hurrrr

Did some tranny just move brit/pol/ to Anon Babble ...?

I have the timer so 2 more minutes for a thread unless someone else bakes first

McDonald's on the way

The funny thing is as far as brit/pol averages go, it was more political than usual. Stupid fucking cunts.

Okay, got a new one up lads

spastic

Lol.
Nice link you fuck head.

Fuck me, forgot to cross board link, haven't done that in a while, let's see

Fuck it, you know how to get there.

double spastic

Spastic hours

Josh having a melty grassing to the jannies because taking the piss out of his bald head and job larp.

Scope hours ackshually

KEK nice 1

If I wasn't in such a rush I'd just check the FAQ for a reminder. Like I said, haven't done a cross board link in a while (years probably)

KEK OH NONONO

This time?

comfy thread you got there, anons...

Is obsession with balding a new internet phenomenon that's being amplified or something? I do not feel that it was so common 10 years ago.

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