/smg/ - Stock Market General

fuck Anon Babble I can't wait to go back to Anon Babble I am on a nofap streak and these lewd women in leggings and sexy women is seriously tempting me to relapse

it's over

poor bait, no slop for you.
I would say it's more likely than you think but honestly where did you expect them to be?

Thanks fren

It's almost the 1 year anniversary of the biz Voortrekkers journey into the wilderness

Anon Babble is kill

MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE NIGGERS ON Anon Babble /smg/
*SALUTE*

Why are they still moderating boards when there's so much overflow from all the removed boards? And how much do you think they're getting paid for this herculean increase in work?

Thanks tranny jannies for uniting the tribes once again. All Anon Babble and Anon Babble smiggers, we must return to the promised thread.

Granted, today's pump has been stronger than I anticipated, but it would need to be much stronger than this, absurdly strong, to be a reversal of the bearish trend we've been in for months.
If you really want to do something with your account, you could buy SOXS and make small gains from the pump losing steam, then sell overnight to avoid PDT and protect yourself from whatever bullshit happens tomorrow.

how much do you think they're getting paid

I've heard rumors that they get paid double today

I prefer Giantess with much bigger tits

Anyway

Markets today

youtu.be/Mq3fazipDvM?si=ydZQ70m18YQc7MD9

if trump makes world peace how will markets react??

Many of us got banned too may times, for calling you broke niggers, niggers.
WE SHANT BE GOING BACK, UNTIL THE BANS STOP

Well, seems like he's focused on 79IQ tier tariffs and Israel.
So I wouldnt hold my breath on that one.

its kinda funny how fast Anon Babble got banned compared to here
/smg/ was really most of their traffic huh

They're using the savings from the salaries of the furloughed jannies from closed boards to increase the pay of the rest of the jannies by the same amount.

we must return to the promised thread

I'm over on Anon Babble. It's nice there but mildly smelly.

x.com/arctotherium42/status/1906843928541729251

Super duper omega giga bearish for Google, search engine got pajeetified to death

DG

my little nigga still staying green.

We should migrate to Anon Babble when Anon Babble gets shoahed.

Bros I need fucking help; I wanted to add more music to my smg playlist and recently played Mother 3(great game btw).

There's this music that plays in the the stairway sections at the final dungeon and for some reason I can't find the fucking name of it anywhere. Anyone know?

youtu.be/4WZoV5W3FZM?si=BNLUvP7h_VpARWsj&t=36

disappointing market performance for intel vision. got some good news though, 18a on track, entering production now. more lean times ahead for shareholders i guess. worth remembering the stock is up for the year, rest of the market is down. the rest of my portfolio is healing well too, and recent buys are doing good plus a little boost from trading and divvies. just need to wait, that's most of the game of investing after all.
could be a low-point in my relationship that i'm trying to foster. this is a public website though, i think about you all the time, you can't be mad i saw your other hangout really. i might have overreacted, i get that. i'm hurt and dismayed. and feeling worse you won't explain things to me, give me the attention i need right now. relationships are two ways babe. i know your pride is important to you but you're not exactly riding high yourself when it comes to your love life. i don't want to fight though. i want to heal. and i think the day you choose to commit to this thing we have is going to be the best day of your life, the best possible day of your life. i'm that special, you mean that much to me, and there's that much potential. soothe yourself for now, get to the right place mentally, and let's get back on track as soon as you're ready.

So when does the tariff announcement drop?

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Big fan of grim aloe but not GTS

fuck off

Anon Babble will be nuked before Anon Babble. there is nothing valuable there.

Tomorrow 4PM EST.
He's waiting until markets close on purpose.

gonna take my nap. thinking about more profitable days which are sure to come, thankful i made money trading, and praying for harmony and good memories and bright hopes to overcome bad feelings.

Sleep well

You will migrate.

BASED JANNIES

If we go down I'm making a Kurumi threa on Anon Babble to post about stooks and Fx and coomodities.

The hell is going on with Anon Babble, a bunch of boards like Anon Babble are down. "Anon Babble efficiency"???

Anon Babble has april fools events. This one is a parody of DOGE, trump and musks government reduction program.

I'm still down 8k on coinbase computer. I've been selling covered calls but none look juicy enough this week. It cost me $160 in margin fees for holding it for a month.

Why is there always some dumb shit nigger every year that doesn't know about April Fool's day?

I don't know what nigger board Anon Babble even is but I already know its full of dumb shitskin niggers

Because you touch yourself at night.

No, these threads are not just people like you.

Stupid april fools, I miss the meme emote one probably the last good one

had a wet dream about an anthropomorphic turtle

So is this a blessing from Hiroshima Nagasaki himself that Anon Babblesmg/ is the one true /smg/?

Clearly this website is not for you if you don't know about the annual gag. Stick around for Halloween and act like a stupid nigger then and I'll have my dad beat up your dad. Protip my dad works for Nintendo

Sorry to hear that you can't read or think. I wish there was something I could do to help you.

Off topic question:
Those Anon Babble "board closures" are just a shitty April fools joke, right?

Always was

No, elon musk is actually working with big balls to reduce Anon Babble bloat, USA has a budget for Anon Babble. Not a joke.

another great day of being a $TSLA shareholder.

Troon was going to kill itself anyways

yes
worst one yet

why couldnt they give us that yandere simulator for april fools instead

Atlanta Fed GDPNow is at -3.7% versus -2.8%

Recession turning into depression soon?

mlppol, the team one, and the emoji one were the only good ones

Or die from your B.O

And just like that your fakemarket crumbles

Yeah but you're not allowed to rush things. That's like trying to talk your way out of running a red light because it was going to turn green anyways.

You will never be a woman
Dicks only grow on dudes

give me one reason to to go all in on PEP

Ok Uranium slurpies for realz today. I forgot to buy yesterday and the second chance is always the best.

MORE POOOOOOWERRRERERRRRR

would be so funny if he got free because of a misstrial or something like that

Troons smell like rotten flesh

Housing prices?

every American give the person to the right $10, each gives it back to the person on the left.

add 7.2T in GDP

simple fix. I would ignore it.

You don't just shut down a board and say HA HA pranked you. Fucking jannie retards

Everyone can tell you are retarded and like dicks. You can shut up now.

Or maybe that just you.

The only way it would be a prank is if it showed that page for 1 minute then let you in. Otherwise it's just abuse. April fools day is for children and autistic trannies apparently.

You don't just shut down a board and say HA HA pranked you

except that's exactly what they did

So far so good! Accelerate!

You're a walking corpse you disgusting freak.

Good opportunity for people to migrate from this shit hole then. You think the owner of this site wants people to leave?

You think the owner of this site wants people to leave?

we're here forever

Yes, you are a walking bag of stupid and fail.

Freakin gen pop tourists. Anon Babble is a containment board.

Anon Babble jeets couldn’t come up with five simple bullet points. Sad part is all they really needed was four.

spy tanks

everything even crypto tanks

Fuck this, are there sectors that are immune to that god forsaken index

solded
KOLDed

BOUGHTED moar
O
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LIGMA

Yet there's only been 1 jeet flag witnessed in the lifetime of better /smg/.

Jeets live everywhere it doesnt matter

Copper and nickel showing relative performance

gme is still up 1.75%

crypto tanks

Buddy check crypto computer again

N

ATTY
GAS

AND OIL

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS
AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
NO TIME FOR LOSERS, 'CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD

‘ate schizos
not ableist just don’t loike em

What a twist.

Can't wait for that Liberation Day Bacon Cheeseburgers.

This isn’t right. I personally submitted my five bullet points.
Inventory Lego
Build Lego
Clean Lego
Hot glue Lego
Invest in Lego
and they still closed my other board. I’m going to key my TSLA stock if this isn’t corrected now.

The goatse is a nice touch. Took me a while to notice that.

The zipper busted off of my favorite old comfy pair of jeans just now
It's over

niggers and Jews

More like you are getting fail day derp durrbugers.

Jewin and chewin

They just reaped the vtuber board. Prepare thine anuses.

We should also set fire to our TSLA stock to really show we mean business.

jpost.com/israel-news/article-848198

All my slurps went through. About 10% of my cash equivalents. Bonds are maturing in May and I'm in no rush to pump the rest of that into the market.

Salute this!
*unzips dick*
heh nothing personal kid

AMERICAN BEEF
AMERICAN CHEESE
AMERICAN HICKORY SMOKED BACON
And I am going to eat it, while I listen to the liberals screech about dead Persians.

Aserejé ja de jé de jebe
Tu de jebere seibiunouva
Majavi an de bugui an de buididpi

So are we going to Anon Babble or what?

they should hop on the trend of killing yourself

The only thing you are having with cocks is fail.

No way they would want regular users to use the honeypot board.

But 4chin IS a honeypot.

Your face is a honeypot.

schizo crab market

Indeed, it is.

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As an MCD shareholder, I did my duty today to check whether the quality of the product is still up to par. Their premium burgers are quite good, but the chicken nuggets weren’t as crisp. Needless to say, I will now slumber into a food-induced coma. I will keep holding the stock.

Fuck off, this is the real thread.

You better watch out for bears.

MCD

I'll admit that line and Divvy is impressive but I've never been a fan of McDonalds products so I can't justify adding on to my Mcdonalds exposure outside SCHD's holdings.

It's always bear season, if you get my drift.

Oh shit Anon Babble is kill lol

cheers anon

WE ARE THE ONE TRUE /SMG/!!!!

I ate two Döner Kebap today. For 9€. New shop in town, 4,50 welcome price. There is a third waiting for me still.

Anon Babbles closed due to AIDS

Of course. Anon Babble ruleset it objectively the best.

I say we go to Anon Babble if Anon Babble gets the axe lol.

POL has fallen

If anyone tries to argue that Anon Babble isn't an anime site we can just point to this precedent.

How the fuck is Anon Babble still around
There is no justice on this piss earth

POL KEKS

/smg/ gets shoahed off of Anon Babble

/smg/ moves to Anon Babble

the rest of Anon Babble get shoahed

Anon Babble and /smg/ survive

/smg/ is antifragile and has been blessed by the scowling semite of risk management himself

No the Anon Babble stock market trading was goated as hell dude

it has been foretold. tomorrow is the start of the 100 year bull run.

So, what will happen tomorrow?

Niggers
Jews
Possibly both

Appointment at the NEETbux bureau tomorrow, barely wrote any job applications, wish me luck.

So the market clearly thinks these tariffs aren't happening, but Trump just today said they're coming and they're worse than people thought they would be. What do you guys think about a short just before market close? Or is that too obvious a play?

so you be saying there are niggerjews and shit?

Reminder one of the stocks traded on the YSE was gme. If your stock wasn't traded on YSE you are simply ngmi

Maybe it would jewsniggers instead?

Bulls have been coping this entire time and are about to get rekt. Trump had an epiphany that bending over backwards to make the markets always go up has actually been harming the United States long term. We lost our entire industrial base as the market pumped to all time highs. Trump will teach them.

A little work never hurt nobody

we are getting a power half hour, right guys?

Hello fellow MIGApeds. How is our stock folios doing?

Trump is going to make me a millionaire because I'm short, and you don't even hold any stocks because you're a broke barista.

Hey, in case if bant gets deleted, I just want you all to know

I never respected anyone in this thread.

Up nearly 2%
Sold some CCs that I will be buying back at a 50% discount in the near future
So all in all, breddy gud day

My belief is that tariff uncertainty has been priced in, meaning the market won't collapse tomorrow during trading hours, but more likely crab waiting for last minute news or negotiations, delays, and just being prepared for the tariffs overall. Once the tariffs hit (which will be announced at market close) we may see the plunge of our lives. This movement may start happening around 1 hour to 30 minutes before market close and extend after market close and before Thursday open.
That's just my view of the situation as how things are now, it may change tomorrow if the conditions change.

/poo/ is in the ground and ready for planting flowers and stuff.

I miss my /gme/ thread

Anon Babble is AIDS.

Time for you to leave that cult

Why are you so scared of making money?

I think I'm going to make sure my gas tank is filled up in like an hour.

Anon Babble IS KILL
I SAY AGAIN Anon Babble IS KILL

so is Anon Babble

gonna slurp SOXL at 9 no homo

SOXL KEKS

bbbbbrrrrraaaaappppp

the one in the middle is a male isn't it.

what is wrong with those boy's penises??

are you the same nigger who was saying how GME had been outperforming the market for a while? How's that going for you brokie?

The penis is more like an overdeveloped clitoris.

TheFaggler_AKA_TinyD stole them

nice eod rally. got some good sleep though and really needed it. still red, intc down a ton, but rest of portfolio recovering well. feeling a little bit better on the inside too. if this is meant to be, recent struggles are surmountable. just need to keep being me.

the clitoris is a myth bro like bigfoot or atlanta. it's not a real thing

I'm here to tell you Atlanta is real, and you should be terrified by it.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Well, how did it go today?

+2.42%

Tariffs shmariffs, I say

TheFaggler sounds like my Arch-Nemesis

i dont want to look

LAUGH AT THE RETARDS WHO WENT BACK TO Anon Babble
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eh like -0.2% can't be fucked to do the math.

+1.81

+0.03%. nothing burger day. Not countin on anything big tomorrow. lil donnie won't do nothinnn.

if a negro attacks you just climb the nearest mountain, they won't follow

+0.0001%

-0.21%
Guess for a day with no news this is OK.

Lmao eat shit Anon Babble

You are your own worst enemy.

Flatter than a 2D anime girl

/smg/ I'm giving everyone the day off. Go enjoy yourselves.

Why didn't you buy NMAX IPO yesterday?

no Anon Babble anymore to do my daily gooning sessions :(

I considered buying at 50$, holy fucking shit. Ive never even heard of this company

ain't playin no pumpy dumpy scheme. Newsmax itself demonstrated the frailty of broadcasting brands. Fox just blinked out of existence.

I don't know what happened to Anon Babble. Why does it attract so many trannies now? Why did YLYL threads become so weird?

Weird

0.7% inshallah

Lmfao Anon Babble is gone. We fucking won /smg/ bros the Anon Babble jannies are now unemployed (this totally isn't and april fools jokes haha).

brokie

Says the fat fuck flipping burgers, still greener than your bitch ass

Fuck her

She asks how she was

"Weird"

Heh gotter.

ain't that the fucking truth

Then go to the backrooms to do your daily pooping sessions

mods kept us over Anon Babble and Anon Babble

What is the stock equivalent to Anon Babble?

I got so fucking lazy I don't even want to look up porn I like so I just go to Anon Babble and if I see anything I enjoy I do it, if not I just sleep
Simple as

one on the left is god tier

Me, but with beer.

MY EYES HAVE SEEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD

I keep wanting to update my portfolio in new ways. It keeps getting more refined overtime but part of me worries if I'm overdoing it

biz is soxl bant is djt

you are so blind

MY EYES HAVE SEEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

bro that is a girl what the fuck is wrong with you YOU SICK FUCK

fuck this ETF shit. im just going to be my own ETF

looks like that was the trade to make. congratulations to everyone in it. want to comment to people though that you shouldn't let fomo get to you. every single day there's a chance to make money somewhere with one trade or another. kicking yourself over missed opportunities is the wrong way to live and is not good for your mind. do your best and try to keep your eyes focused on your journey and don't be too bothered by someone else's.

no Anon Babble anymore to do my daily gooning sessions :(

I got you covered anon

bro that is a girl

god I hope so
coal

jesus fuck don't jump scare us like that you're gonna get somebody hurt

+2.5%

man I am so happy that Anon Babble got nuked, please don't let it be an April fools

Anybody else holding calls into tomorrow? I have QQQ calls.

Damn, even if you only just got in this morning you'd still be up huge
It's for people who think Fox News is too liberal

Nothing burger day but slurped a good amount of dipped divvy stocks and now at 80/month divvy :)

The fuck are you talking about everybody just worked a full day except you napping around the god damned house

speak for yourself nigger i been eating pizza and jacking off all day

the wagie fears the mentally ill snoozers

Today was the first time I've been to Anon Babbleeaners in over a decade and it's moving so fucking fast

I'm at work right now posting on Anon Babble as usual

And the mentally ill snoozers fear the dream demons, the world spins around.

It's finally kinda good.

I did the same thing and you know what the first thing I see when I open the page?

loli porn

second thread?

Furry porn

then I closed the tab and remembered why I don't go to Anon Babble

GME raises an additional $1.5 billion from convertible bonds and there is no /gme/ thread to celebrate it

Thanks a lot janny cucks for ruining this momentous day

Are we still up? I closed green today. What a ride.

I won't be up until SPY goes back to $600

+0.4%. Not much, but it's consistent
got an SPY strangle expiring on 3rd. tariffs or no tariffs, tomorrow there will be some once in a lifetime movement

so another -25% day tomorrow?

I'm glad this thread stayed up during market hours. Enjoy the rest of the shitshow today boys

$10.2 billion marketcap holding $6 billion in cash and $1 billion assets heading into a recession

Anon Babble is moving really fast

Fuck off faggot, your a gme baggie, your company is going to be bankrupt because all they sell is physical video games and they're not going to do anything with that cash during a recession. And now they're in debt. Fuck you. You fucking faggot.

yeah sucks... I'm not even trying to get attention today because I know my posts will just get burried by great talks about the stock market

Or maybe you are just really slow.

$20 million in debt while holding $6 billion cash, oh and I forgot to mention FCF from treasury yields adding to the cash pile each quarter

normally it's faster in here when I rant about the jews but I'm not gonna do that today

We have a once in a lifetime opportunity to not just make all of Anon Babble an /smg/ thread, but all of Anon Babble entirely.

+2.5%

paying $10bn for $6bn cash

what the fuck is wrong with you

that sounds like terrorism anon. who would do such a thing

+32.18%
quite a good day

Damn, nice foot

I think it's genuine mental illness at this point.

the arab is posting arab girls

Pottery

Total position size? were you newsmaxmaxxing?

You faggots will watch this bitch touch 420, 320 and act like it can't do that shit again with stronger fundementals

bait

Fuck off

420

uh oh s7inky 7es77

To 4ch1eve gre4ter eff1c1ency, redund4nt 4SC11 ch4r4cters 4re be1ng ph4sed out.

my pp m0ved

Anon Babble BR0S WE W0N
/B1Z/ N1GGER JEETS BTF0 F0REVER

holy kek

5trap in b0y5

Jigger5 n' new5

Where 4re they 4nnounc1ng th1s stuff?

TKR

i c4n't w4it t0 get this b4d b0y che4p this ye4r
0h nevermind. y0u 4ctu4lly 4re ret4rded

I lov3 you guys.

0h 5hit it'5 gettin weird.

I lov3 this shit.
I hop3 it g3ts 3v3n mor3 w3ird.

l33t hax0rz

allahu akbar

I genuinely h4te vtubers 4nd vtuber f4ns fuck y0u R0cker.

S0 this is the kind 0f d0rk keeping the Anon Babble /smg/ thre4d 4live huh. 0f c0urse it w0uld be 4 britf4g.

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GME baggies are ac7ually disabled. I7's a pre77y genius marke7ing s7ra7egy 70 sell s70ck 70 re7ards when y0u 7hink ab0u7 i7.

wtf thi5 i5n't working

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as1an

a1 slop

1 sl33p

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As soon as biz is back up im leaving, not a fan of seeing gay porn every second post

Th3 gre34t r33d33m c0nt1nu35 444444444HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why aren't your characters swapped? Is it because you got dubs?

Testing

It'5 0ver

D1d they turn 1t off?

b3c4us3 h3's j3wish

Why ar3nt y0urs

Or maybe he got derp5.

1 l1k3 1t wh3n 4chann3l b3com3s unusabl3. 1t br3aks f3abl3 n1gg3r m1nds

Why 4re there sep4r4te bo4rds for j4p4n 4nd 1ntern4t1on4l 4nd tr4vel? 4nd three sep4r4te mob1le g4me bo4rds 4s well?

sorry 3ngl1sh 1s my s3cond languag3 1 don't know what you ar3 say1ng

H4te n1ggers 4nd jews
S1mple 4s

Zipp3rh3ads gotta zip

no new truth5 yet?

We're f4mous /smg/!

only h4lf 4n hour until w3 fin4lly c4n 4ll go b4ck to biz 4nd h4v3 s3rious discussions 4bout th3 stock m4rk3t

Everyth1ng fall5 apart, even the people who never frown eventually break down.

W4it I c4nt exercise vix options? I need to w4it until expir4tion?

Ju5t 4 lot of poop5 in Trump5 p4nt5.

I s s i l v e r b e 7 7 e r 7 h 4 n s 7 o c k s n o w o r w i l l i 7 g o d o w n ?

need a 5tatu5 report on buncun

Silv3r will go up x100 trust th3 plan.

Wh4t do you m34n h4lf 4n hour, 4chin op3r4t3s on 4m3ric4n tim3zon3s.

1 don't f33l th3 fomo so why would 1t go down. You pmg guys ar3 st1ll fr1ng3.

New bread

lma0 r1ght.. 1 s0met1mes 1 f0rget there 1s a w0rld bey0nd the great german emp1re that matters

1 mean 7he holy roman emp1re ofc 17aly flag fren