Good morning, NEETs, chuds, and the occasional femcel/slampig

congratulations, do you want a cookie?

I wouldn't say no.

Good day.
Have you ever seen proof that a female has posted here? VOOSV

well SO DO I

Have you ever seen proof that a female has posted here?

I've seen pictures of some foids that post here that weren't supposed to be shared with me. Also I've seen Melons toe beans.

Leave work and get some

Ok, thanks. Have an anime picture as a thank you for your (You).

The guys are more attractive than the girls here. Don't get your hopes up.

Don't get your hopes up.

I'm utterly hope-less. I'm just surprised that any female comes here. I can only imagine they're both hideous and horrifically autistic.

Lets just say I wouldn't have sex with them

hey i have an image of her
wait no
it's just a similar art style

Also I've seen Melons toe beans.

:o
cute

i miss melonade

Thats the NEET 2hu

They were bigger than I expected

Shes dead sorry

just woke up. good morning.

average bantroon discord thread

<3

Shes dead sorry

D: what the fuck

I think you should take a nap

Don't chop your dick off little chuddie

I mean have you seen them recently? Must be dead.

i wanted to be the one to kill her :(

rest is for those who enjoy enough peace to lay down their worries. my mind is set alight with anguish, i only rest when i am forced to from passing out.

tsmt

But why? Did you know she has a vagina? You should be simping for her.

Whats set your mind alight and caused all of this anguish?

...seriously contemplating what type of spaghetti i should have for dinner tonight

that IS how i simp for her
i would probably cuddle with her before going through with hte murder
angel hair/capellini

The kind with meatballs instead of that weird meat sauce

What is this?

it's a secret

FUCK
THEY PUT THE URL IN THE FILE INDICES

meatballs are so much effort, i will have nothing but a half drunken bottle of wine instead.

meatballs are so much effort

that's why you make them in batches & freeze them

hehe

Or did you do that yourself to "secretly" give me the glegle stash?

But that doesn't count as eating real food... you'll end up as a skeleton...

baka...

then what are you eating for dinner, anon?

Don't be rude

I've got some meat bun waiting for me in my fridge

sounds tasty. mom left me some soup, so i guess i'll just try eating that..

You could always try making something yourself if the soup isn't good.

it's spicy fermented cabbage and radish soup with chunks of pork. if i didn't grow up eating it, i'd recoil at the thought.

It doesn't really sound all that bad... I'm sure its great... At least it has meat in it

more appetizing than bat soup, at least

Pork is filled with all kinds of nasty worms and gross stuff. That’s why you have to cook it thoroughly. Honestly, it’s only one step below, to be honestly.

and you tell me this now, after i've been slopping up my peasant tier sustenance??

Sorry sorry
It'll get worse if you watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=WDBAG0KPLcs

brobuscus hit the peppin snanum backs and jiggleranged his last goorah, bipplesnaps (i think the worms are already taking over, pls send help)

Inject yourself with ivermectin until the brain rot goes away or you become infertile

i think i will just let them eat at my brain... sounds like a peaceful end to a turbulent life.

Unless they eat the wrong parts and you end up as a vegetable strapped to a bed.