/smg/ - Stock Market General

Before we even buy our first truck we are going to go public and start selling shares here. The company will be called N&J trucking which stands for niggers and jews. We'll be able to raise capital that way.

I have to cut the budget for the racist department. Janitor's pay is also going to decrease 20%.

its over

Good thinking

cut the budget for the racist department

Not good thinking

awe fuck! we're screwed.

i assume you're talking about me. and sorry i led you astray but i'm not always wrong, you should read more diligently.

feeling really bullish about this market, every sale gets eagerly bought, that could obviously change anytime but this is a market that wants to go higher, that wants to slurp dips, think we can get a real big move here, especially in small caps or heavily shorted names

-me 15 hours ago
also told everyone april 4 was the bottom the week that it happened, yes i had called bottoms before that, notably on the 25 of march, but that was a pretty good call itself and we're now higher than we were then. nailed a few trading days this month too with forecasts. i can't believe you would say such a thing about me i'm really insulted.

The jannies there permabanned me because I mentioned Anon Babble so fuck you and your tranny website

futures

an recession

not

a recession

We're so back.

DING DING DING! How'd it go today?
Realized gain of $1.01 from selling 3 calls for a penny at the close, 9.68% unrealized gain from small caps rallying, especially ASTS, and the power is back on so I can resume shilling it.

Didn't that faggot just say like two weeks ago we are heading into a recession

Can't figure out if I want to order out for dinner tonight or cook at home. I kind of feel like Mexican food.

And the market pumped right after. He's just doing his job anon.

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it was a good day. dingposting hasn't been the same since the Anon Babble disruption, we can't let it fade away though.
do think what i said about the fed and the market is true, but i think they probably give us a bit of the red monday and tuesday to make it look like jerome did something and fixed the market, that's kind of a typical setup going into big event days anyways, muted or down markets going into it, would make a lot of sense next week with the narrative they have going too, even my mom commented on how well the market has done recently and she is puzzled.

This was a pretty good Wittman episode
youtu.be/lZL1XmfJxBA?si=DWXVDp_FgGLiax9G

F

to bobo

puts are not da wae

I wonder what ever happened to him. That was CRBPajeet of I'm not mistaken

JUST IN - Trump administration is planning "significant personnel cuts" at the CIA and other major U.S. spy units — WaPo

How do I short Drumpf's life?

Based trump. Gutting the glowies.

Replaced with $MOssad at a higher hourly wage.

How do I short Drumpf's life?

Messing with the CIA is certainly a... risky, proposition, historically speaking, for a sitting president. I get the impression he has entered the 100% fuck it stage of his life. Maybe the switch on that finally triggered when he dodged a bullet.

Glorified unemployed: the thread

if only

nasdaq tested meme line... rejected

s&p yet to test

I never figured out what he had against puts. They have worked for me in some occasions.
Next time I’m at the post office I’ll see if it’s possible to send you some negros. Our system here sucks.

investing taxpayer dollars under a fake SSN obtained though an illegal immigrant is as American as it gets in 2025.

Don't worry, our system here sucks too

Also wait you have a job macedonia anon? I thought all of you just collected bottles and shit to make money for legos.

I ended up ordering mexican from a local place. Prices went up quite a bit, hope the quality didn't take a dip. Also I read that Trump pulled out of the ukraine/russia peace talk. About fucking time. Ukraine isn't a NATO country, let Europe deal with that shit.

I do not have a job. My dividends from portfolio gives me enough to pay the bills. The bottles, cans, and scanning receipt's add extra money as well and pay for the Lego hobby.

I thought he just got Ukraine to sign a mineral deal. Did that fall apart again?

i cant justify mexican anymore
the upcharge on rice, beans, some shredded meat and tortillas is insane

I do not have a job. My dividends from portfolio gives me enough to pay the bills.

livin the dream my friend
well done

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

That candle isn't a rejection just a test.
Set an alert for 5745.00

Just buy property in ohrid with western salary and rent it to stupid Americans. Also get a job, dog

The cozy Ohrid AirBnb. Literally free money.

The mineral deal is fine, but Putin wouldn't sign a ceasefire so trump said fuck it i'm out. His admin has been quoted saying, the US won't fly around the world being mediators in peace keeping meetings anymore. I believe the US is going to sell weapons to Ukraine from what I read and Putin is concerned that trump is siding with Ukraine now.
It's a once a month treat. Making mexican food is such a fucking mess. I'll leave it to the beaners at peppers to make it for me.
I have a job schnitzel nigger.

NIGGER!
in other news both my ports hit an ATH today.

If trump came serious and putin tried to stall then the cia and trump will be allies again. Trump wont play that shit. Putin should have played with trump, that was his only shot.

Up 1.83%, strong pump today.

dog

I genuinely don't think trump really gives a shit about either of them. We have problems at home he's trying to fix.