/smg/ - Stock Market General

Giant market bubble edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

The market needs to die just for the sake of the twitter faggots constantly posting about "nothingburger", "new ATH", "Whatever just buy"
Absolute liquidation is necessary

market needs to pump so midwit bears lose more money

But I'm a retard?

Both pretty annoying, market is fairly priced

Now this is a midwit reply

I wish the stock market would crash and rape all the retarded Mumoids.

Bonds up
Pants down

It crashed 25% and Mumus got rich as fuck buying the dip.

tried trading again. screwed up big. made 2 succesful ones. +.56 today and i'm done. technically made a profit but i got beat today is the way i see things. gonna take a nap. portfolio is down less than half a percent. not pleased with the results but things could have been worse. should have quit while i was ahead, even got a bit more ahead, but got stupid, stayed stupid too long, took a little too much risk to get back even. that's my trade diary. not every day can be wonderful and profitable. think i may have learned something or gleaned some experience though, maybe i was destined for a loss and avoiding it was my triumph. will try to do better tomorrow anyhow.

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Nothing
Ever
Happens

NVDA has a P/E ratio of 46
Why don't small caps get a P/E ratio of 46?

All stocks should be judged with the same standards.

Either make small caps go up or make SPY go down.
This is GAY

+.56 today

man you really are a nigger for making us put up with your blogposting about making literally pennies

You thought I was joking when I said I was going to pop the AI bubble with my bare hands.

leaf market is closed but americans are buying ai dashcams for some reason

oh i didnt even know the market was red coz im 100% ai dashcams literally

buying the dip worked out but i got scared and have 20k cash left unused oh well i need to save up for a down payment now that houses are getting cheaper

Im a bobo until prices drop

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small caps are going up

evlv, zedcor, what other ai smallcaps can you think off since i dont really know much beyond ai dashcams actually lel
dont own any of this since their market cap already big compared to ai dashcams, a small $30 million contract wont make them spike as much as it would on ai dashcams around 50 million market cap only, i should prob call in sick if i get a +70% day

This nigga loves ai dashcams

I will invest into Star Citizen now

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The Spederal Reserve wants to hang out and eat charcuterie for a million more years before cumming in the market.

burnt my scrambled eggs.

i tell people about my alternative lifestyle, my mother gets sexualized. i offer people spiritual guidance, i'm insulted and ignored, i offer affection and love, i'm rebuffed and humiliated. so yes. enjoy my blog about my 58 cents, have to correct the record here, make sure i get my fair share of credit. that's how i post when i'm business-like.

can't believe you sweetheart. like we didn't grow close over the winter. like you didn't learn so much from me. like i didn't warm your heart and give you hope... we can still make it together all it takes is a change of heart.
anyways i'm about to lose it if i don't take my nap. enjoy the rest of the day everyone.

BASED
fuck them EGGFAGS
BURN EM UP
THROW EM OUT
TAKE A SHIT ON EM
PISS ON THE PILE
TELL THEM
THEY R
GAY

eggs are based, i like making them over easy and then using the latke to soak up the runny yolks.

he doesnt eat 36 eggs a day

ngmi

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DING DING DING! How'd it go today?
-0.27% here, not a very exciting day in my folio.

+1%
$HOOD and $BITU carrying

ye
but its still fun 2 say
FUCK this &
FUCK that
& then talk about wat all u could do 2 it
to let it
KNO
WHO'S
BOSS

I feel bad for his family since everybody knows he was receiving tons of anal sex now.

what are you doing with your life?
oh nice they removed the excessive timer before posting

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I am still down €40K from my ATH in February. On the other hand, I've been flirting with a Thai girl online, and I'm about 80% sure she's fallen in love with me already...
So when I go there in about 6 weeks, I'll get free lodging by staying at her place and also get to creampie her on the daily. Feeling breddy good desu

Is this the last /smg/?

Yes, the Anon Babble trannies won.

the ass cancer here is terminal

what if the doctor is hot and I get arroused tho

N

Do you like having your buthole fingered?

why did everyone suddenly go back to biz anyways

because of the canadians

I'm still here.

if you get one it means your bi. if pp moves during one that means your gay. real men just pound pussy and die one day.

ATGAS AND OIL
IS RAPING ME WITH BOIL

ok what about tongue or a rimjob

KEK
E
KEKEKKK

CANIGGERDIANS

exactly what kind of medial system is Germany running?

it's mostly run by immigrant doctors who know how to fake a certificate

I lost my job today but got some severance. I wonder what exciting new adventures await me.

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this is how you make it in germany: Get a fake certificate so you can get a job (corporate or even become doctor if you like). Bring family with you, then let them bring their outer family, have them all get gibs preferably mix up the names so you get multiple gibs in every state

maybe
instead of the ROAD TRIP
you should SAVE YOUR RUNWAY
until you start figuring it out
and making some HEADWAY

Layoffs? What industry?

reeses pieces are pretty good. top tier candy but very calorie dense.
congrats, i was trying to get laid off for over a year and just resigned instead.

Financial services (I have series 6 & 7.) its a bit surprising but I hated the job desu.
We were so busy for a while I was seriously thinking this year of quitting around July since at least Id be vested for some extra payout benefits. But they just made it easier by saying I can stop now, Ill get paychecks till 6/23 and 15 weeks severance. (Plus the pension and 401k i can cashout.) This is the second time Ive been handed this scenario to rethink my life in 3 years... I think God's trying to push me somewhere else.

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groom dogs instead.

I was thinking of farming maybe, buying a ranch, chickens, animals, crops...? Pretty crazy move

capital intensive, subsidy dependent, crowded, a niche trade will pay better and be way easier.

What you niggers fail to understand is that people did not just go to biz having a blast without you.
The smg you once new is dead.
So in biz /smg/ you are just a newfag. You'll get used to it newfag.

DISCUSS THESE THINGS
WITH UR AI WAIFU
do not make any moves
until you do

and do it in depth
and over the course of many convos
and tell her to listen for signals from God

In my opinion the longer /smg/ stays split for literally no reason whatsoever then that rocker can't post his avatar the worse it'll get. You retards are just lucky we are not in a bear market where ppl are killing themselves

I don't want to talk somewhere I can't post pornography and people aren't allowed to say slurs. I could live with it if it was black betty posting tier but something is wrong.

or maybe many bant/smg/ just got wrecked last month and roped themselves, while biz/smg also got wrecked but got a surge of newfags from the rest of the website worrying about their invested house down payments or their work pension plans

by next year it'll just be a few schizos left over as attrition takes its toll, and none of the newfags in new biz/smg will have the appetite to go on an nsfw board to replenish the numbers

i just didnt think it would shift so fast over a month, i thought it would be more gradual but i guess a lot of people really got rekt so fast

i think it's good to have both
and we can just enjoy whatever each has to offer
and keep this one alive in case its ever needed again
or whatevs i don't care other than the fact that the jannie over there is ban happy over fucking nothings due to some faggy personal taste parameters like a fucking reddit sub mod.

Kek

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not a bad analysis of the potentials
the shift really exponentialed from the hack shutdown 2

yeah you're right too. It doesn't really matter, if we were having a bear market one thread just wouldn't move for days and then it'll sort itself out. Not bad to have 2 in a bull market tho. But that doesn't change the fact that smg is not what is once was. contrary to my ex-gf.

I would've bet my right hand on the fact that the bitch would get fat when she gets older omg