/smg/ - Stock Market General

Incoming Monday dump edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Alternate Investmenting

brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

Misc:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
bad-dragon.com

Anons in trouble

crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

Previously on /smg/

Thinking about shorting SOFI

I like it, absolute trash company from day one

First for fuck brown people

Based

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just remember when you feel like giving up on chasin gains on wall st:

some dude out there is putting in 10 times more effort than you on an endeavor that will net him 100 times less money than even the most average day on the market.

like speedrunners, they put in massive amounts of effort to just get their name on a leaderboard on a website run by nitpicking jannies. PIXELS ON A SCREEN ON A WEBSITE RAN BY CHILD GROOMING CREEPS.

bring this analogy to the markets, years and years of experience always amounts to something, as long as you are sometimes putting in autistic speedrunner amounts of effort.
And if ya fail, who cares? pick yoself back up, learn from every single mistake and if ya have a strong foundation of risk management, you won't go broke.
learn fail learn repeat, can't lose unless ya quit.

just think of it as you'll get a massive payout for your effort someday, and that'll pay for all your broke-ass years. I remember a dude from market wizards that said he got all of his yearly gains in about 5 days spread out across the year, but those 5 days wouldn't be there without the effort put in across the ENTIRE year.

heck I give myself 4 years before I move along, already missed one payout period won't miss the next. and the way I'm progressing with my futures trading strat (4 months in) I could be on track to start making consistent gains within a year. Then once consistent gains are reached, I switch on bi weekly scaling, then its 10 weeks to a million bro, if not less. but can't do that without the foundation laid by getting rekt by the market on the easiest of easy trending days (this last friday) but I'm over it, I learned my lesson, I pick myself up and get back to work. This shit pays off, you just gotta get wrung through the grinder a few dozen or so times

have fun out there, will ya
you gots this bros
I believe in all y'alls as much as I believe in myself

This was the gayest thing I've seen today. And I was in the men's toilet in a techno club.

next time use this one simple trick to avoid the ire of your peers anon
also i would have made sure to use a gen where the toes and fingers were good before posting it if i knew it would be used as an op...

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duuude just put in more hours bro

gotta get into that sigma grindset on god fr no cap gonna be a millionaire soon

They gotta start banning these fuckin moving protests. It's just a pain in the ass. It's almost like those climate guys that block roads. There's nobody actually saying anything. It's even worse when they carry drums and play the same marchmusic all the time.

It's just walking around, causing trouble without any real effect on politics.
Just do a fuckin assembly at one spot where you actually talk and hold speeches, maybe even actual debates. But that is not as "cool" and EXCITING and a lot more demanding for the own brain.

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NIGGERS

He didn't say put just put more hours in and he didn't say soon. in english persistence means constantly doing something, often over months or years.

protests

isn't it weird that the media always focuses on the reason the people are having to protest/riot?

In reality these fucking niggers are just looting all the time.

ESKALATION

Yesterday I had breakfast at IHOP's, bought a car, and became a Costco executive member.

nice.

good morning /smg/. i am so glad it is june. easily the best month, with the longest days, best weather, most of my best memories and days are in june. that's just the way it is. last day of the weekend, think i'll try some special posts this morning but no promises, i've got some hurt feelings and a troubled mind. like where the crypto markets are, could be better but not getting worse, gambling pits aren't too bad. i'm still in a soxl trade, need 1% up on sminoconfluxers to be profitable i think.

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I would never go to IHOP if there is a waffle house available. Breakfast places should be greasy spoons.

And you were warned on /biz

Based sewerslvt month enjoyer

No, your post that you were warned for was from yesterday. My mistake

Never been to a waffle house, there was one near my home as a child but we always went to ihop instead.

The one time I tried to enter a Waffle House it was incredibly loud and overrun with people, so I did a 360 and walked away. I'll go eventually.

in that case you made the right call, the place isn't set up to serve too many people.

this is a real place by the way, thinking of going soon.

i don't think i can manage them today though guys :'(. my horoscope told me though to focus on my community, and you guys are kind of that, so i want to let you know how much i care about you all and value your posts and appreciate you reading mine. i love my fans, the stock market, Anon Babble, this is a cozy and fun place for me and you're all important to it. we're not in the best spot right now but we're healing already i can feel it. we'll be the premier financial discussion forum again very shortly, i believe in us.

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my comfort character

Spent to day in a village just wondering around. Maybe start planning more for the future. Don’t want to live in a city and really don’t need to. Lots of fresh air, green fields, and gypsy chickens. It’s been a comfy Sunday.

those chickens seem to be in the midst of a dice game though? otherwise looks really nice.

wondering

walking around like picrel

kek

But yeah, I also see myself in the village in 10-20 years, maybe even earlier.

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Based wanderer. Why not retire to a mediterrean island?

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The priorities of some people never fail to amaze me. My plan is to do the opposite of this guy. I do like the car but shit, your house bro.
I would vacation there but the oceans and seas really don’t call out to me.

enter through door, even though there's space next to it and no gate

still no pavement to walk on

So true!
What’s the actual QRD on biz smg being gentrified by r*dditors? How did this happen? We were gone for like 6 months and it’s unironically reddit now

The discussion are of a lot higher quality. Sometimes too high for my shitpostingnature liking.

*Shitpostingliking nature

february 2024

Anon Babble's biggest retard gets the promotion of his life to janitor of the Anon Babble board

begins banning all the best posters

refugee thread begins on Anon Babble

best posters migrate, create flourishing financial discussion hub that is the envy of the internet

envy turns to jealousy and spite, and in march 2025, after slowing to 1 thread/week biz jannies form pact with glowies and trannies to spam/split/demoralize Anon Babble

operation fails, dark forces become terrified at the resilience of Anon Babble smg, see the growing bond between myself and japanonon, see the writing on the wall

take down Anon Babble entirely, scatter us to the wind

why anyone went back to Anon Babble at all i can't tell you, probably fear and loneliness. couldn't have been anything i did. but Anon Babble's resurgence is entirely inorganic, glows, reeks of rotting flesh, required underhanded and treacherous tactics to achieve... and many of you fell for it.

It's not really a mystery. The only people dumb enough to work for free are redditors. They view Anon Babble as the enemy because they have the mind of children and so view everything in their life as a star wars or marvel movies. They think they are heroes for being government bootlickers and pretend this doesn't make them literal human door mats. So they try and invade vulnerable boards on this website and take it over and when they do, they are still losers with no hobbies and low test males. It's sad and pathetic, but they can only manage this on blue boards because blue boards by design are for fearful cucks. Like the type of people who would cry after shooting a gun.

Old bed springs make for good fences. Good fences make for good neighbors. I hope Rocker has been enjoying my poverty posting. You requested it in your last video.

I've been enjoying it immensely and hope to see it in person one day.

Throw a mattress on it and you have a suitable bed for Rocker.

posting in a canadian bake on a sunday

Thinkin of tryin the newest elden ring reforged mod and buyin another 1000$ worth of SCHD tomorrow.

come to bant smg as a white man

as usual, they’re only talking about how this is better than biz smg

I like the cozy oldfag chatting but this general is worthless if you want to talk about the stock market

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It’s Sunday anon. We’ve been talking stocks all week. Take a rest or say something interesting.

IT'S HECKING JUNE NIGGER BROS. HOW WE CELEBRATING NIGGER TEENTH?

IT'S HECKING JUNE NIGGER BROS. HOW WE CELEBRATING NIGGER TEENTH?

stop with this horrible racism
How dare you? how DARE you????

nice, tomorrow i am buying $700 of SCHG instead

Hunter Schafer is Zelda

I don't care what americans do. It's either this or furry/werewolves until I find an acceptable alternative couple.

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Imagine trying to make a """"""""""""deal"""""""""""" with China when they're planning to go to war with you.

*basedface* China said they're going to heckin open their markets to US products!!!!!!

W-wait, why didn't China resume rare earth shipments to our defense contractors like they said they would??????

China doesn't make """deals""", they never have. They're exposing the people that are negotiating these """deals""" as being total fucking naive retards. They're preparing for war and these dumbasses are still talking about trade deficits.

China doesn't make """deals""", they never have. They're exposing the people that are negotiating these """deals""" as being total fucking naive retards. They're preparing for war and these dumbasses are still talking about trade deficits.

I really want trump to finally rip off the bandaid and stop doing the "slow decouple" shit as the chinese backstab and lie and cheat and steal over and over again
When are we going to figure out you can't trust the chinese? I really hope he puts his foot down.

Xi is going to be ousted from his position either willingly or forcefully in the near future. Whoever succeeds him will decide the future.

preparing for war

War over what? There's fuck all here for them to fight for. The only valuable thing we have is the network of "deals" via the eurodoller. War would instantly destroy the value.

China already declared it's master plan to do nothing while the US gradually implodes.

what if Zelda was a dude

Anon Babble pass runs out

fuuuck

but suddenly captchas are fucking EASY

everything went better than expected

should i sell my GOOG and MSFT or keep hodling? have much profits

How is Juneteenth™ racist?

China is so fucking evil man

How is Juneteenth™ racist?

how dare you even question my questioning of racism?
You're probably a racist
and we all know racism is bad.
So so bad. Horrible, even!
Racism is bad. The end.

Happy Pride month, Father's day, and Fatherless Day (June 10th).

my nigger fatigue is reaching new highs
when will they be labeled kill on sight pests, mr trump?

Fatherless day

Heh

Yes

They want more territory. China is planning to annex most of the Indo-Pacific region over the next few decades, and we're completely unprepared to stop them. We should be in full defense production mobilization right now, but we can't even produce power transformers for our electrical grid without importing them from China. Shit is fucked yo.

Well maybe we should tell China, "Don't".

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China starts war with neighboring country

Tanks fall apart because of tofu dreg

planes fall out of the sky because of tofu dreg

boats sink instantly because of tofu dreg

soldiers guns fall apart because of tofu dreg

In order for China to win any war they'd have to start giving a shit about making anything of quality rather than government officials pressing contractors for money off the top before anything can be built, including military weaponry

"People" like you who think it's still 1990 are the reason why we aren't militarily preparing ourselves, and that delusion is going to cost us 100 million American lives by 2050.

chinese equipment has shown itself well.
A serious war in the south china sea if logistically impossible for us, try getting a convoy across the pacific ocean in one piece when it's filled with cheap suicide drones given a coat of stealth paint. This is conceptually retarded.

The same thing works against them by the way. Locality is king in a war of attrition.

They want more territory. China is planning to annex most of the Indo-Pacific region

Oh no not the indo-pacific region. There's.... a bunch cannibals and other bullshit there who fucking cares.

militarily preparing ourselves,

For what?
The state and half the country are already in a cold civil war. Who cares if the chinks replace the jews? There's nothing to prepare for or worry about.

Yeah, I'm sure losing South Korea, Japan, Australia, Guam, and Hawaii is no big deal.

I’m preparing to look at futures in two weeks.

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losing those Hawaiian lolis will be a shame.
Don't we spend more on military than every other country combined and the gap is absurd?
Why should we care. We have all the assets, funding + insane geographical advantage.

Then you haven't been paying attention to the absolute state of Chinese manufacturing.

The USD has been inflated to toilet paper and defense production is different because it needs to be produced domestically, so we can't use foreign slave labor to hide inflation like we do with everything else. Just because we're spending infinity dollars on our miltary doesn't mean we're getting our money's worth. China is building way more equipment than us, even though the nominal dollar value of that equipment is much less than what we spend. Most of our military gear is left over from the Cold War, but because our retarded government has let chink spies infiltrate every single aspect of our society, they're massively building new military equipment based on our latest tech that we can't afford to build ourselves.

sure losing South Korea, Japan, Australia, Guam,

None of these are US territory

Hawaii

They don't even like being part of the US anyway.

I'm literally a manufacturing engineer. You don't know shit, and that's why you spout off these awful opinions.

Who’s doing the UONE “pump” this year?

I'm literally a manufacturing engineer.

Right, and my dad works at nintendo

It's not the first time I've posted about this in smg/, RETARD.

but because our retarded government has let chink spies infiltrate every single aspect of our society, they're massively building new military equipment based on our latest tech that we can't afford to build ourselves.

how do you know so much about this?

made for white men

i read you're a manufacturing engineer but wtf man

I know everything, duh.

hey /smg/
havent been on here in a while, last time I was here i threw $600 down on some random stock you guys told me to buy and doubled my money as of now. im gonna ask again, this time using $300 (havent been paid yet)

does anyone know what stock to buy on opening bell tomorrow in order to double to triple muh money. im not the most concerned if i lose the $300, obviously it would suck, but i dont exactly need it (cuz i live with muh parents)

one last question: what the deal with tesla stock? my dad keeps telling me to pour money into it because he believes the fucking robot thing theyre making is going to be the future and make tesla a shit ton of money within the next couple years. im very skeptical about this, especially because hes a musk dick riding boomer, but hes a smart guy and has made a shit ton of money off stocks (he invests most his of 6 figure paycheck). i dont think the retard robot is going to he any sort of useful, but i said the same thing about the amazon echo and was wrong about it. fill me in, or dont. this is a blog post.

don't care about losing principal just want great returns

that's gambling, not investing. crappy penny stocks or just all on red.

Russia won't do shit
China won't do shit
American supermacy
USA! USA! USA!

You got lucky with the stock doubling dosen't happen very often, You'd have to cast a wide net and have a lot of small positions on man stocks with high potential. Most of them don't live up to their potential and it because a numbers game of having one position making enough money to recover and surpass your other poistions. It requires alot of researching of indivual stocks which is labour intensive and that amount of work you pour into researching will have no actual correlation on the stock price. But honestly with $300 you should buy a resume

futes open. i'm gonna nap. don't like the stock prices but nice to see oil rebounding.

babe, in the last 12 hours, you have posted on Anon Babble nearly 200 times (wow), possibly more, i don't know all the places you're hanging. you need more in your life, you need better, you deserve it too. you're smart and somewhere inside of you there's a good person whose just been hurt very badly, had to make compromises about what kind of company you keep, stuck in a bad area because of circumstance. get in touch, let me take you someplace nice, treat you like a princess for a bit, see how you like it. i can't imagine it wouldnt be preferable to what i've seen today. i've mostly been playing cards, watching glowievision, shaking my head at what i'm reading from you... plan to go to the gym tonight and lift, weather is too yucky for a drive. enjoy the rest of your day i guess. but soon you need to get serious, shape up, and try to be worthy of this affection i want to shower upon you. it's june, you're young and sweet, i can't believe i'm sitting here and not treating you. such a waste of days...

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I know. That’s the point. I have $300 to throw on something, or would you rather have me make $8 off of it within the next decade.
Yeah, i guess i did get lucky