/smg/ - Stock Market General

cheese edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

Our GDP result hinges on how the masters decide to classify gold. I think they'll keep it as is having a disastrous quarter now and then hope it bounces back next quarter to avoid recession. IDK

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I think I need to start investing.

April will be the beginning of the next global financial crisis, perfect time to buy the dips

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if you are smart you just pick a couple of the popular stocks.

GDP will probably come in better than the desaster they expect, gives us a pump. Then dump anyways on tariffs, derisking because next GDP could also be shit and AI does nothing

What are the financial consequences of multi millionaire antisemitic techies draining the comex of physical silver?

All of your nomenclature, your memes, your so-called 'culture' comes from literal street-shitting shitcoin peddlers. And to top it off you let jeets from leafland bake your threads. Pathetic.

i just post anime tiddies and bet

just a number
mad, sweaty fed-ex drivers
not true.

gonna take my nap. watched some videos from here youtube.com/@IPPodcast/videos , some tom lee hype, the eth chart go down more, and did laundry. gonna nap. new kanto handbell videos this week btw, for all you superfans out there. youtube.com/watch?v=Syzt-qdYz6Y
thinking about my friends here too. stay upbeat.

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Soon they'll be jeets from USA after the rakening. From sea to shining sea brother

My NEM has been redeemed. I've got 13k ready for Monday. Probably going to buy 10k worth of SPY at open

My brother in Christ

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it's true if i say it is fuckface

I'm doing sportsball betting on robingoy to get my fix

Trump implements tariffs

consoooomers get ahead and buy a fuck ton of new cars

”ha ha jk”

Is this his 4d chess move?

had a strange dream. i was at some kind of thanksgiving get-together in this enormous whimsical log cabin, some giant 3 story labyrinth that i couldn't hope but fully explore. seemed to know everyone there and they knew me but they were very unlike me, all jovial party people kinda, all excited for a big day, and the place somehow morphed into a strange western theme park sort of thing, or a county fair more like, everyone drinking and socializing. felt really out of place but everyone was nice to me but also superficial, like they were excited for an event or something. i have a rich aunt with something like this, and we would go up there to ski as kids, i always hated it, and it was a similar atmosphere, they didn't care so much about me but were always so thrilled with whatever activities they were gonna do. anyhow one little episode in the dream was really surprising, walked into a room and a guy was watching tv alone and asked me where everyone was, and i said "oh they're out there," kinda sarcastically, it was obvious they were, and he responded "very true, what happened to the lost child more like?" thinking about that now, feeling lost myself.

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It will be green monday.

I'm proud some people got to see a baggot spergout last night. He was probably drinking and it's always kino. He doesn't drink as much anymore so they are becoming more and more rare.

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He sure is contributing better content than you

Shut your fucking mouth turkroach, I don't get to live on EU assistance for being brown, I actually have to earn my money

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Your eyes are brown though and if you had hair it'd be brown too.

started the year thinking I would cut spending

ended up spending 350 a month anyway

I'm so retarded and I just got started.

the market is going to go retard sideways on monday and i didnt hedge
haha im fucked

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I'm jewish, there is a big difference

I prefer to remember the AFD posting.

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If she's so patriotic why isn't she pregnant? Checkmate, chudita.

Dayyyyyyum, tradwifesisters, our response?

This is the year I find a trad gf

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that's too long for trump to read. and you have no proof of that. i, however, have proof he reads my posts.
donald, please outlaw bearposting, double-posting, and anti-neurodivergent posting. make it retroactive and the penalties severe. thank you.

btw if you need a nap, go ahead and read it. i went ahead and made it palatable for everyone else though.

but now you're double-posting

no, i'm triple posting.

She cleans up well enough. Lady in the streets, but a freak in bed!

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I think all of this is just an scam as the very first link use J.D Power as a source of commerce